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Yes. Without the charges, I do not stand a chance. No matter. They were a thing that occurred.
Beenary Apiculture 11/20 (+1 from Amp x2)
Neural Deactivation 3/50 (+1 from Leon)
3/20 (+1 from Leon)
Infinity Causality Textbook 5/6
Nuclear Voidmetal Essentiadrill 6/6!
Monolith Grafter Lockengine 6/6!
+1 to Amp and Leon.
I examine my two new devices.
Then, I use the Word of God on TT. If I cannot do so, I instead use Tempest's Temper.
Weak spots... Force him to ingest something extremely toxic, perhaps? If it is the mouth, perhaps some sort of obamouric amimic contact. Yes, that kind.
Immediately after exiting, you give a hand signal, and step out of the way of the main door. Counting down from three on your fingers, so to tell the others when to get ready.
3.
2.
1.
Go.
Then, the door bursts open, and the five of you dive onto one of the many large levitating platforms. According to ancient books and tomes, this type of place for the final battle is common, in nearly every session.
You straighten up from the dive, and glance up at the Black King. He is a gigantic, winged, fire-sprouting, undead, many-eyed being radiating arcane power. To see his face, you have to look almost directly up. Doing that, you see that you are surrounded on all sides by Dersite forces, even on the top and bottom. Eterne sums it up quite eloquently.
Sh[REDACTED].
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
"Hello again. I remember you. From a long time ago. So. Do you really want to fight us again?"
An enormous section of the battlefield suddenly falls away, and a gigantic army of all sorts of things appears - Engietech drones of all shapes and sizes, life forms infected with the Mechroa virus (remember what I did to those pigmen?), mysterious beings apparently made of shards of abstract concepts... All sorts of twisted creatures.
"Because a lot has changed since you first died."
Nether: My drone there pulls a GAU-19 gatling gun out of it's ass and shoots at the Colossal Magma Cube closer to it.
Overworld: So many different things at my command. None of them are the strongest thing I have. That's for emergencies only. And believe me, I know what an emergency is. Let's start with something small.
Ten thousand SINS OF MY PAST (Mechroa infected creatures) march, crawl, hop, fly, hover, and advance in general towards 1WAK Soul, driven by torture and pain to attack their target with no regard for their own lives. Oh yes, I forgot to mention - I tend not to kill subjects before infecting them with the Mechroa virus. That would take all the fun out of it. So, yeah, I'm basically assaulting a demonic soul (which I may or may not have accidentally created myself) with an army of living puppets.
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Yay, unreliable internet connection. Sigh...
Miraj: 48/50 Debuffer Lucario (I dislike summoning from games, but he was always my favorite Brawl character and I do like him in normal Pokèmon, so I'll combine those aspects): 48/50
+2 to Aegis, +6 (i think?) from Aegis I give the most injured brawler a maximum tomato Now that the. EOTB is finished, it seems there are more important things to worry about. I start my attack by pointing out that the "1-WAK" seems to have 1,000 times more current health than maximum health. Typo?
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Potion of gravity O0O splash poison potion = Splash venom potion done and +1
Golden Carrot > fine 1/?
Well, Dimentio is dead. And if my internet connection hadn't failed I might have been able to finish the pure heart charge just in time to finish him off with it. Oh well, I'll just empty the charge into Wilson's charges. Also...
You're going to be turning away from side quests? but... I spent 2 50 post charges on starting mine and I've been waiting so patently for the Nether stuff to end. And at this rate I'll have to stuff the Wilson sidequest I was planning down into lengthy narrative. It is quite important for him. No one has actually seen pretty much an entire half of his character.
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 14/50, B: 14/50 (+20 from pure heart charge) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Wilson sighs and walks away, feeling ashamed. He had failed to even get anyone's attention for a moment, let alone stop the conflict. He is about to enter his store when he hears a voice: "You did fine young one. Many players are extremely pugnacious. It is their calling after all,". (And for some reason it won't let me italicize the second part...) It was one of the dragons, [name] (They are named, but I don't want to say them until their sidequest starts'). He landed nearby with a thud.
@Generic: I honestly have no clue what the significance of lil' cal is. All I really know is that I've managed to blow him up with science definitions.
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Nepatham, I'm warning you, do not bring many more SCPs into this, I swear I'll bring in a Keter class if you keep it up and lock just the two of us together to fight it, and I'm pretty sure you don't want to fight 682 or Able.
/null
3/5 Castle of Wonder
4/20 WEITT
8/11 Lunacy
3/3 Earth Elemental Orb
2/3 Water Elemental Orb
Did the Flame Elemental Orb (copy) >fine not work? if so I do it now,
if it did did work I do
Air >o< = Air Elemental Orb
I suddenly have an idea! What if we heal the eye and then destroy it or something? Maybe that will do something. Either way I hookshot into its eye cavity and cut an alcove with the Sunspot, then I roll the Quantum Octave into the alcove. Except I don't because suddenly I'm way above it in the sky, coming down atway past terminal velocity with Irons in the Fire. Then I teleport into its eye cavity where I cut out that alcove and use that to roll the Quantum Octave!
Afterwards I teleport away and fall to the ground, unconscious. Suddenly I disappear back into my lab inside the space bubble.
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{>GAHMD IS READY TO FIRE.}
{>requesting target...}
{>target "1wak soul.exposed organs" designated.}
>WARNING, GAHMD FIRING, ALLIED UNITS CLEAR THE AREA!
>FIRING IN THREE... TWO... ONE...
The entire side of the planet lights up brighter than the sun as a vast blast wave throws debris out of the atmosphere, leaving a massive crater all the way to bedrock!
"I am ready. Execute the switch now."
>H3r0br1n3.exe execute manual main program reset...
Both suits of armor, both bodies, freeze, suddenly devoid of commands as the force reset takes place...
The APAWA wakes first, after about five minutes of standby...
"Well, it's good to have the ol' hunk a junk back, how'd it go for you, Redeyes?"
The other suit, all Vesperium plating and Essentia pistons, slowly jerks back into life...
"I feel... Distinctly ill. That was not good for the soul, or my migraine."
"You'll be fine in a few minutes, but for now we have a boss to fight!"
Freaking Twin... KIRBY FREAKING STOPPED BEING 1WAK AND CAME BACK, YOU'D THINK THAT WOULD SOMEWHAT DETER HIM FROM BEING A SOUL VERSION. ]:< AND WHY DID HE SPONTANEOUSLY DISAPPEAR? OKAY, SO KIRBY DIED. HE STILL DID STOP BEING 1WAK.
/COMPLAINT
Oh yeah. @Talist: Lil' Cal's a puppet. That's cursed. That's all there really is to say on the matter. (Also he's from Homestuck)
Freaking Twin... KIRBY FREAKING STOPPED BEING 1WAK AND CAME BACK, YOU'D THINK THAT WOULD SOMEWHAT DETER HIM FROM BEING A SOUL VERSION. ]:< AND WHY DID HE SPONTANEOUSLY DISAPPEAR?
/COMPLAINT
Shut up and help fight the bloody thing. I only have a limited army, even if it is ludicrously big, to throw at 1WAK Soul.
/response
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=TURN TWO=
=[40 / 40]= The Necromancer -> EXECUTE.
gg well played, Leon.
Out of the a random crypt a player built on a server, the dreaded NECRODANCER comes out!
Wait, what?
[AG] Necrodancer
HP: 90,000 Attacks:
Necromancy: Summons two random creatures from his list.
Musical Assault: Depending on the music playing, has different effects and damage.
Reaper: Can only be used if no song is playing. Deals 1/2 of the creature's max HP as damage.
Passive:
Because of the Necrodancer's need for sick tunes, a player can start playing a song every turn. The first song posted become the round's song. Depending on the feel / beat / type of the song, a different GLOBAL EFFECT falls upon the battlefield! This effect will be decided by Twin for the round.
[AG] Skeleton
HP: 6,000 Attack: Whacks something for moderate damage.
[AG] Zombie
HP: 9,000 Attack: Bites something for low damage.
[AG] Slime
HP: 4,000 Attack: Slams into something for X damage. (1,000 x number of slimes) Passive: Spawns in groups of two.
No song is playing yet, but The Necrodancer can't attack this round...
Ugh. His mouth? I toss a ridiculous amount of Spiral Suckers, (Spiral Sucker >=(all my alchemiter variants)=<) Pyroland Poppers, and (Pyroland Poppers >=(all my alchemiter variants)=<) into his mouth. I also toss Skylight Jawbreakers in, as well as CHOCOLATES. (Grenades (x2 Problem Sleuth Reference Combo!))
I casually pop the 02 fight music into the player. What? It's a BOSS. This deserves recognition.
SB&HJ 11/50 x2
Giga Drill Break 11/15
Teal Octet 5/9
Magic Cue Ball 9/11
Cherubim Colossus 7/11
(Clockwork Contraption (Timetables && Inventive Inventory || Rifle) (1/??) D: Postponed)
(Catenative Lollypopper (4/9) Forgotten (sorry(will resume later?)))
I read the Infinity Causality Textbook, assuming that it is not detrimental to my health.
Then, I roll the Eightfold Lovecraftia at TT.
Okay. Let me see here...
Araeva and Virnul take action, firing blasts of pure energy (psychics and psionics are somewhat common amongst those elves who live in cities. You, however, were an exception, living in the midst of the woods.) through the waves of pawns, creating an opening, which you all exit through. As the others take action, you finger Plato's Branch (an upgraded Aristotle's Twig). Raising the rod to point at the King, you dodge a shockwave of flames and psychic power. Then, a blast of energy streaks towards him. As it strikes, it dilates upon hitting his chest, diffusing into bolts of electricity that pierce his flesh, drawing small amounts of blood. However this angers him.
His anger is best exemplified by striking at the aggressor with a flame-seared shadow. You leap over it, grabbing on to one of his auric pulsesicles, and stab your relatively sharp wand into it. He howls in pain, and you use this method to climb up to his chest. At this point, a stray pulsesicle (the others being used to distract the others) knocks you off, and you tumble down the 20 meters or so, towards the mass of Carapacians. As you fall, you send a weak jolt of arcane properties towards the Dersites, hoping to get them to spread. They do not. Luckily, you are saved by Nelrte, who happened to be flying by on his Repulselift Boots. You then jump away, just in time to watch Eterne slice through a dozen pulsesicles with her glaive. Revolting. As Nelrte flys off, he deactivates his boots, and drops on the knees of the King. Just as fast, he hacks through sinew and flesh alike with a few quick incisions, through means of his broadsword.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Write a Glyph of Holy Light with the Scribe's Wands, aiming at 1WAK Soul.
Look up Warlock glyphs...
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Well, I do have a few interesting Thaumotechnical power sources, if ya want one Erelye, I'm even using one in that power armor, although they do have some issues with Flux and Warp.
{The one in the power armor is a standard fusion core feeding a massive aura node, which in turn feeds into a rather clever little thing I made that automatically makes the basic aspects from the node into whatever more complex Essentia are necessary for operation of the suit. Slight problem with offgassing Flux and carrying a massive amount of Warp with itself, affecting the suit operator as long as they have it equipped.}
Adminium Admiral 4/4
Alchemy 4/11
Kunai alchemy 3/?
Adminium Admiral -c 88mm Hypervelocity Point Defence Cannons 1/4 {Oh yeah, getting some real armament on here now...}
RPLS-Sh 17/50 {:D Erelye}
+1 to Erelye and Piono!
{Two armored figures walk towards the 1WAK-S, one a mere two and a half meters, the other seemingly just this side of a mech, one Vesperium, venting Essentia at the joints, the other black Adminium, faceted and imposing, though badly scarred by war and time, the plates of one arm seemingly replaced with unmarred silver...}
"So, we are to work together, Demon, I must have a name for you."
"Touche. Heh, it isn't my name, but you can call me Amperzand, no one here knows me by another."
"Ah. I have heard that the names of some have power, are you one such?"
"Nah, just don't like giving away my name, but we have a big and scary boss to kill, quit woolgathering."
"My name, I'm afraid, is not something I know, Redeyes will do for now. But let us go to war."
Both figures raise a variety of weapons, the Adminium, a handrailmagnum and staff, the Vesperium, Record Scratcher and thaumic flame...
I activate the Record Scratcher's Scratch special ability, then open fire, the terrible power of jazz itself tearing into the 1WAK-S!
I level the Staff of Thought from Erelye's sidequest, its odd power {Ask Erelye} lashing out at the 1WAK-S, then begin firing my Handrailmagnum into its mouth whenever I see the opportunity!
iii: 17/50 +1 self +3 Erelye
v: 9/50 +1 self
i: 1/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
If I'm still in strife, I guess I CANCER Irecreeper.
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Otherwise I collapse in exhaustion, whether or not I won or lost.
(Generic, I don't think I rely on Holy Mackerels. I don't use them too often. There are only three times where I can remember using them in a major way. The Holy Mackerel finale from Erelye's side quest on Ikea, The Monolith and my latest and largest use of holy mackerels, my strife with Irecreeper. Nor do I use them exclusively. Out of the three major times I've used Holy Mackerels, only once have I used only holy mackerels (The Monolith). The other two times were combined with charges and other items, like spoils and sacred items.)
Damnit, stupid timezones. Of course everything is taken by the time i get to post... this is unsettling. Atleast the echeladder is updated... :V
Multi-Powersuit 3/50
Hps: 120.000/120.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Power vortex gate 37/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 17/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 9)
I attack the Hostiles with a barrage of projectiles from the Antipolar autobow, killing Blazer and damaging Magantuar!
Bombs for Blasting at You && Rotten Flesh && Mithril Ingot = The Laughing Dead (Level 6: 6/7)
Turnways Flip || Iron Sword && Perditio Shard = The Steel Cracker (Level 6: 6/7)
"You seem to not have grasped what i did last turn, so i will tell you. But it's easy to miss so it's more my fault."
"Clippy lives to assist. Even with his attack stat of -1, i assisted him. Therefore, i robbed him of his purpose."
I oversee the larvae. They will be hatching soon. That the Nether had been frozen over and the nearby ruckus has not affected them negatively. At all. It made them even stronger instead. My greatest creation in Ghast breeding.
4/50 Uberghast A + 3 fseftr
4/50 Uberghast B + 3 fseftr
1/25 Health Care Package
I summon an army of Tacs to steal 1WAK-S's powers...
They will punch him if they cannot steal its powers.
Either way they run off at the end of the turn.
I get the Copy Glasses or whatever Kirby gets when he gets Copy. I use them to copy 1WAK-S.
I use my most powerful attack available at this time.
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Beenary Apiculture 15/20 (+1 from Amp and Leon)
Neural Deactivation 5/50
5/20
Imminently Deceased -c Void EM Pulser -c Nuclear Voidmetal Essentiadrill -c Monolith Grafter Lockengine 2/???
+1 to Leon and Gerbil. (Is it fine if all three of you get +2 each turn?)
I roll the Eightfold Lovecraftia at TT. Then, I strangle him with an Eldritch Tentacle that rises out of the ground.
Hmmm...
I do Eldritch Tentacle && Nightmare Fuel && Infinity Rune (Psychic) || Pnakotic Manuscripts 1/???, as well as Mind Honey && Optic Enhancer && Infinity Rune (Psionic) || ~ATH Manual 1/???. Perhaps I could create a library. /sarcasm
To clarify, there is an Infinity Rune for every major branch of magic and their subtypes, and their subtypes. They must be inscribed with ink to release (and stabilize) their power, as I have done.
Interesting... I suppose the node is attached to a Transducer? Actually getting it to produce every primal must have taken ages. I am... impressed. Very much so.
Of course, the Black King is not one to accept punishment like a common dog. He lets off a few psychic shrieks, which immediately blow the four away, back into the reach of the Carapacians.
You flash-step right up to one of the feet of the King, and climb up to the back of one of his seventy Central Eye Clusters. Before anybody can detect what is occurring, eyes and other bits of organic matter are flying everywhere. At this point, you skid down his shoulder, and blast through some Dersites on the way.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Beenary Apiculture 11/20 (+1 from Amp x2)
Neural Deactivation 3/50 (+1 from Leon)
3/20 (+1 from Leon)
Infinity Causality Textbook 5/6
Nuclear Voidmetal Essentiadrill 6/6!
Monolith Grafter Lockengine 6/6!
+1 to Amp and Leon.
I examine my two new devices.
Then, I use the Word of God on TT. If I cannot do so, I instead use Tempest's Temper.
Weak spots... Force him to ingest something extremely toxic, perhaps? If it is the mouth, perhaps some sort of obamouric amimic contact. Yes, that kind.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Immediately after exiting, you give a hand signal, and step out of the way of the main door. Counting down from three on your fingers, so to tell the others when to get ready.
3.
2.
1.
Go.
Then, the door bursts open, and the five of you dive onto one of the many large levitating platforms. According to ancient books and tomes, this type of place for the final battle is common, in nearly every session.
You straighten up from the dive, and glance up at the Black King. He is a gigantic, winged, fire-sprouting, undead, many-eyed being radiating arcane power. To see his face, you have to look almost directly up. Doing that, you see that you are surrounded on all sides by Dersite forces, even on the top and bottom. Eterne sums it up quite eloquently.
Sh[REDACTED].
"Hello again. I remember you. From a long time ago. So. Do you really want to fight us again?"
An enormous section of the battlefield suddenly falls away, and a gigantic army of all sorts of things appears - Engietech drones of all shapes and sizes, life forms infected with the Mechroa virus (remember what I did to those pigmen?), mysterious beings apparently made of shards of abstract concepts... All sorts of twisted creatures.
"Because a lot has changed since you first died."
Nether: My drone there pulls a GAU-19 gatling gun out of it's ass and shoots at the Colossal Magma Cube closer to it.
Overworld: So many different things at my command. None of them are the strongest thing I have. That's for emergencies only. And believe me, I know what an emergency is. Let's start with something small.
Ten thousand SINS OF MY PAST (Mechroa infected creatures) march, crawl, hop, fly, hover, and advance in general towards 1WAK Soul, driven by torture and pain to attack their target with no regard for their own lives. Oh yes, I forgot to mention - I tend not to kill subjects before infecting them with the Mechroa virus. That would take all the fun out of it. So, yeah, I'm basically assaulting a demonic soul (which I may or may not have accidentally created myself) with an army of living puppets.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
WHY CAN'T I VERY FINE IT, TWIN? I R()CK PAPER SCISS()RS MASTER HAND. I WIN, ()F C()URSE.
G?????????: 4/50
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
HMAS Ship: 17/50
Vengeance: 30/50 x2
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Ion Cannon 1/2
Blue: Use spoil of war on a player
Fseftr: Attack
HMAS Iespion: Bio annihilator a player.
Time to double summoned entity health, I think.
Hooray, stat inflation.
Miraj: 48/50
DebufferLucario (I dislike summoning from games, but he was always my favorite Brawl character and I do like him in normal Pokèmon, so I'll combine those aspects): 48/50+2 to Aegis, +6 (i think?) from Aegis
I give the most injured brawler a maximum tomatoNow that the. EOTB is finished, it seems there are more important things to worry about. I start my attack by pointing out that the "1-WAK" seems to have 1,000 times more current health than maximum health. Typo?=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Potion of gravity O0O splash poison potion = Splash venom potion done and +1
Golden Carrot > fine 1/?
Well, Dimentio is dead. And if my internet connection hadn't failed I might have been able to finish the pure heart charge just in time to finish him off with it. Oh well, I'll just empty the charge into Wilson's charges. Also...
You're going to be turning away from side quests? but... I spent 2 50 post charges on starting mine and I've been waiting so patently for the Nether stuff to end. And at this rate I'll have to stuff the Wilson sidequest I was planning down into lengthy narrative. It is quite important for him. No one has actually seen pretty much an entire half of his character.
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 14/50, B: 14/50 (+20 from pure heart charge) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Wilson sighs and walks away, feeling ashamed. He had failed to even get anyone's attention for a moment, let alone stop the conflict. He is about to enter his store when he hears a voice: "You did fine young one. Many players are extremely pugnacious. It is their calling after all,". (And for some reason it won't let me italicize the second part...) It was one of the dragons, [name] (They are named, but I don't want to say them until their sidequest starts'). He landed nearby with a thud.
@Generic: I honestly have no clue what the significance of lil' cal is. All I really know is that I've managed to blow him up with science definitions.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
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3/5 Castle of Wonder
4/20 WEITT
8/11 Lunacy
3/3 Earth Elemental Orb
2/3 Water Elemental Orb
Did the Flame Elemental Orb (copy) >fine not work? if so I do it now,
if it did did work I do
Air >o< = Air Elemental Orb
I suddenly have an idea! What if we heal the eye and then destroy it or something? Maybe that will do something. Either way I hookshot into its eye cavity and cut an alcove with the Sunspot, then I roll the Quantum Octave into the alcove. Except I don't because suddenly I'm way above it in the sky, coming down atway past terminal velocity with Irons in the Fire. Then I teleport into its eye cavity where I cut out that alcove and use that to roll the Quantum Octave!
Afterwards I teleport away and fall to the ground, unconscious. Suddenly I disappear back into my lab inside the space bubble.
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
{>requesting target...}
{>target "1wak soul.exposed organs" designated.}
>WARNING, GAHMD FIRING, ALLIED UNITS CLEAR THE AREA!
>FIRING IN THREE... TWO... ONE...
The entire side of the planet lights up brighter than the sun as a vast blast wave throws debris out of the atmosphere, leaving a massive crater all the way to bedrock!
"I am ready. Execute the switch now."
>H3r0br1n3.exe execute manual main program reset...
Both suits of armor, both bodies, freeze, suddenly devoid of commands as the force reset takes place...
The APAWA wakes first, after about five minutes of standby...
"Well, it's good to have the ol' hunk a junk back, how'd it go for you, Redeyes?"
The other suit, all Vesperium plating and Essentia pistons, slowly jerks back into life...
"I feel... Distinctly ill. That was not good for the soul, or my migraine."
"You'll be fine in a few minutes, but for now we have a boss to fight!"
Adminium Admiral 3/4
My current alchemy 3/11
The one with the kunai 2/?
RPLS-SH 15/50b'cuzerelye
+1 to Erelye and Piono!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
AND WHY DID HE SPONTANEOUSLY DISAPPEAR?OKAY, SO KIRBY DIED. HE STILL DID STOP BEING 1WAK./COMPLAINT
Oh yeah. @Talist: Lil' Cal's a puppet. That's cursed. That's all there really is to say on the matter. (Also he's from Homestuck)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Shut up and help fight the bloody thing. I only have a limited army, even if it is ludicrously big, to throw at 1WAK Soul.
/response
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
=[40 / 40]= The Necromancer -> EXECUTE.
gg well played, Leon.
Out of the a random crypt a player built on a server, the dreaded NECRODANCER comes out!
Wait, what?
[AG] Necrodancer
HP: 90,000
Attacks:
Necromancy: Summons two random creatures from his list.
Musical Assault: Depending on the music playing, has different effects and damage.
Reaper: Can only be used if no song is playing. Deals 1/2 of the creature's max HP as damage.
Passive:
Because of the Necrodancer's need for sick tunes, a player can start playing a song every turn. The first song posted become the round's song. Depending on the feel / beat / type of the song, a different GLOBAL EFFECT falls upon the battlefield! This effect will be decided by Twin for the round.
[AG] Skeleton
HP: 6,000
Attack: Whacks something for moderate damage.
[AG] Zombie
HP: 9,000
Attack: Bites something for low damage.
[AG] Slime
HP: 4,000
Attack: Slams into something for X damage. (1,000 x number of slimes)
Passive: Spawns in groups of two.
No song is playing yet, but The Necrodancer can't attack this round...
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I casually pop the 02 fight music into the player. What? It's a BOSS. This deserves recognition.
SB&HJ 11/50 x2
Giga Drill Break 11/15
Teal Octet 5/9
Magic Cue Ball 9/11
Cherubim Colossus 7/11
(Clockwork Contraption (Timetables && Inventive Inventory || Rifle) (1/??) D: Postponed)
(Catenative Lollypopper (4/9) Forgotten (sorry(will resume later?)))
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Neural Deactivation 4/50
4/20
Infinity Causality Textbook 6/6!
+1 to Gerbil and Amp.
I read the Infinity Causality Textbook, assuming that it is not detrimental to my health.
Then, I roll the Eightfold Lovecraftia at TT.
Okay. Let me see here...
Imminently Deceased -c Void EM Pulser -c Nuclear Voidmetal Essentiadrill -c Monolith Grafter Lockengine 1/???
Finally, a ship with usable weapons and power systems. Unfortunately, the only power source I can foresee being cheap is... myself.
Essentia-powered Pistons are rather convenient in the fact that they very readily move. I assume it is the Motus and Iter infused into them.
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Araeva and Virnul take action, firing blasts of pure energy (psychics and psionics are somewhat common amongst those elves who live in cities. You, however, were an exception, living in the midst of the woods.) through the waves of pawns, creating an opening, which you all exit through. As the others take action, you finger Plato's Branch (an upgraded Aristotle's Twig). Raising the rod to point at the King, you dodge a shockwave of flames and psychic power. Then, a blast of energy streaks towards him. As it strikes, it dilates upon hitting his chest, diffusing into bolts of electricity that pierce his flesh, drawing small amounts of blood. However this angers him.
His anger is best exemplified by striking at the aggressor with a flame-seared shadow. You leap over it, grabbing on to one of his auric pulsesicles, and stab your relatively sharp wand into it. He howls in pain, and you use this method to climb up to his chest. At this point, a stray pulsesicle (the others being used to distract the others) knocks you off, and you tumble down the 20 meters or so, towards the mass of Carapacians. As you fall, you send a weak jolt of arcane properties towards the Dersites, hoping to get them to spread. They do not. Luckily, you are saved by Nelrte, who happened to be flying by on his Repulselift Boots. You then jump away, just in time to watch Eterne slice through a dozen pulsesicles with her glaive. Revolting. As Nelrte flys off, he deactivates his boots, and drops on the knees of the King. Just as fast, he hacks through sinew and flesh alike with a few quick incisions, through means of his broadsword.
Ender Orb 1WAK Soul.
Use my most powerful text or chest ability.
Write a Glyph of Holy Light with the Scribe's Wands, aiming at 1WAK Soul.
Look up Warlock glyphs...
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
{The one in the power armor is a standard fusion core feeding a massive aura node, which in turn feeds into a rather clever little thing I made that automatically makes the basic aspects from the node into whatever more complex Essentia are necessary for operation of the suit. Slight problem with offgassing Flux and carrying a massive amount of Warp with itself, affecting the suit operator as long as they have it equipped.}
Adminium Admiral 4/4
Alchemy 4/11
Kunai alchemy 3/?
Adminium Admiral -c 88mm Hypervelocity Point Defence Cannons 1/4 {Oh yeah, getting some real armament on here now...}
RPLS-Sh 17/50 {:D Erelye}
+1 to Erelye and Piono!
{Two armored figures walk towards the 1WAK-S, one a mere two and a half meters, the other seemingly just this side of a mech, one Vesperium, venting Essentia at the joints, the other black Adminium, faceted and imposing, though badly scarred by war and time, the plates of one arm seemingly replaced with unmarred silver...}
"So, we are to work together, Demon, I must have a name for you."
"Touche. Heh, it isn't my name, but you can call me Amperzand, no one here knows me by another."
"Ah. I have heard that the names of some have power, are you one such?"
"Nah, just don't like giving away my name, but we have a big and scary boss to kill, quit woolgathering."
"My name, I'm afraid, is not something I know, Redeyes will do for now. But let us go to war."
Both figures raise a variety of weapons, the Adminium, a handrailmagnum and staff, the Vesperium, Record Scratcher and thaumic flame...
I activate the Record Scratcher's Scratch special ability, then open fire, the terrible power of jazz itself tearing into the 1WAK-S!
I level the Staff of Thought from Erelye's sidequest, its odd power {Ask Erelye} lashing out at the 1WAK-S, then begin firing my Handrailmagnum into its mouth whenever I see the opportunity!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
v: 9/50 +1 self
i: 1/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
If I'm still in strife, I guess I CANCER Irecreeper.
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Otherwise I collapse in exhaustion, whether or not I won or lost.
(Generic, I don't think I rely on Holy Mackerels. I don't use them too often. There are only three times where I can remember using them in a major way. The Holy Mackerel finale from Erelye's side quest on Ikea, The Monolith and my latest and largest use of holy mackerels, my strife with Irecreeper. Nor do I use them exclusively. Out of the three major times I've used Holy Mackerels, only once have I used only holy mackerels (The Monolith). The other two times were combined with charges and other items, like spoils and sacred items.)
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 7
Multi-Powersuit 3/50
Hps: 120.000/120.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Power vortex gate 37/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 17/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 9)
I attack the Hostiles with a barrage of projectiles from the Antipolar autobow, killing Blazer and damaging Magantuar!
INVENTORY
Turnways Flip || Iron Sword && Perditio Shard = The Steel Cracker (Level 6: 6/7)
"You seem to not have grasped what i did last turn, so i will tell you. But it's easy to miss so it's more my fault."
"Clippy lives to assist. Even with his attack stat of -1, i assisted him. Therefore, i robbed him of his purpose."
I oversee the larvae. They will be hatching soon. That the Nether had been frozen over and the nearby ruckus has not affected them negatively. At all. It made them even stronger instead. My greatest creation in Ghast breeding.
4/50 Uberghast A + 3 fseftr
4/50 Uberghast B + 3 fseftr
1/25 Health Care Package
I help fseftr twice.
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Charge: III 33%
MMMPH: IIIIIIIII 0%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
They will punch him if they cannot steal its powers.
Either way they run off at the end of the turn.
I get the Copy Glasses or whatever Kirby gets when he gets Copy. I use them to copy 1WAK-S.
I use my most powerful attack available at this time.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Neural Deactivation 5/50
5/20
Imminently Deceased -c Void EM Pulser -c Nuclear Voidmetal Essentiadrill -c Monolith Grafter Lockengine 2/???
+1 to Leon and Gerbil. (Is it fine if all three of you get +2 each turn?)
I roll the Eightfold Lovecraftia at TT. Then, I strangle him with an Eldritch Tentacle that rises out of the ground.
Hmmm...
I do Eldritch Tentacle && Nightmare Fuel && Infinity Rune (Psychic) || Pnakotic Manuscripts 1/???, as well as Mind Honey && Optic Enhancer && Infinity Rune (Psionic) || ~ATH Manual 1/???. Perhaps I could create a library. /sarcasm
To clarify, there is an Infinity Rune for every major branch of magic and their subtypes, and their subtypes. They must be inscribed with ink to release (and stabilize) their power, as I have done.
Interesting... I suppose the node is attached to a Transducer? Actually getting it to produce every primal must have taken ages. I am... impressed. Very much so.
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Of course, the Black King is not one to accept punishment like a common dog. He lets off a few psychic shrieks, which immediately blow the four away, back into the reach of the Carapacians.
You flash-step right up to one of the feet of the King, and climb up to the back of one of his seventy Central Eye Clusters. Before anybody can detect what is occurring, eyes and other bits of organic matter are flying everywhere. At this point, you skid down his shoulder, and blast through some Dersites on the way.
Action 1/3
Oryx's Pact: 32/50
Not Just A Howitzer: 7/20
Halloween Surprise: 7/50
I use Chivalrous Chop on 1WAK!
Sword Damage: 120K/150K
Constructs: 3/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...