DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 7/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 10/15
4/8 for the Tempest
Canopy's Caper OR Yggdrasil 1/? (no more than level 9 please)
5/6 for the kinetic killers
16/50 for Vulcanos
14/15 for charged attack.
And for Dimentio's screwy counters...
Maniac summons Dimentio to the council of the fourth-wall guardians... Or tries to.
As dimentio is currently locked in place temporally the fourth-wall guardians end up having to come through the portal to attack him, and end up having cultists interfere (which means the cultists take some of the damage).
engie's drone attempts to flash-step over to dimentio, but is completely intercepted by cultists (which means all damage that would have been dealt by the attack is taken by cultists. Cultists can no longer intercept attacks without taking all the damage themselves), and that works much better than attempting physical attacks, as Dimentio is now beyond feeling pain, due to being made of solid paradox. He killed himself in the process of becoming Paradox Dimentio, remember guys?
Anyway, those weren't the only attacks to get intercepted by cultists, just the only two that automatically got intercepted. A lot of the others should at least be partially intercepted, but this ins't just to keep dimentio alive, its to make it so people can unload more OP attacks without dimentio dying, so people have more time to have fun with it.
Tricky, responding to Erelye's command, cackles madly, and does [THEFOLLOWINGIMAGESARENOTSUITABLEFORSMALLCHILDRENORINFACTFORANYONEANDTHEIMAGESOFVIOLENCECONTAINEDWITHINTHISSCENEAREUNSPEAKABLYAWFULANDINCREDIBLYPAINFUL]
Tricky, out of curiousity, checks into Erelye's visions. He comes out of them, then shrugs. I̸̡͇̥̫͇͝'͇̲͇͇̄̋͠v̢᷊͇̬͇͚͌e͇͇͍̓̏̈ͣ ̜͇̹͇̱ͨ͐s͇̘͇᷊̐ͯ̑e͇͍̪͇͓̅̃ě̴̤͇̦͇͔n̛͖͇͇̺͒ͫ ̤͇͍̮͇᷆̍w̯͇̫͇ͬͤ́ŏ͇̬͇̦̂᷉ř͇͔̣͇͚͡s̷̩͇͇͌̌͐e͇̫͇͛͋̏̑.͇͇͓͊̍̍̃
After the star destroyers leave, another portal opens up... Why hello! You must be friends of piono's. I'm Hades, I do believe some of you are acquainted with me. And before you try to shoot me with Daybreak, I'd like to inform you that it won't work a second time. I've had... upgrades, so to speak. But my associate piono informed me that a certain jester was trying to usurp my job... Killing everyone. I think that as lord of the underworld I'm entitled to doing that myself.
Would you just shut up and shoot him already! Oh fine, if you insist.
Hades laughs, and unleashes a large quantity of his various attacks, including the burp of death, his hand lasers, clapping, and most of the other attacks that caused Pit so much trouble. Well, as Dimentio would say, Ciao!
The portal closes.
what a ham...
Oh, and just so you know, the Dimentio update will becoming tomorrow morning rather than this evening, I have something going on. I'll still do it.
Armoured_Automagi, a few things to note: 1) You can charge all your charges simultaneously. 2) Charges have a maximum of three simultaneous charges (50 max(not all can be 50 at same time?) 3) There's usually not much point to self-modification unless you're trying to be a [PL] or otherwise an entity. I guess a 4) could be: watch out if writing lengthy posts, spam filter catches those, and discriminates against people with less posts.
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42/50 Attacking...
42/50 Attacking...
========== 66%
Gah! This humidity is sapping my energy!
10/10 Misc...
10/10x14 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
5/? Poseidon's Culler
5/? After Eight
I take take Zeus' Ire and up-smash Dementio.
50 post - summon a Hostile Meta Knight. He's a player with 40,000 hitpoints, 6,000 attack (deals the same amount to each hit target) and can hit more than one target at once. Has a 25% chance to avoid attacks from players.
50 post - He has three respawns and his ultimate is instantly hitting everything in front of him with a devastating slash, dealing 20,000 to half the entities in the zone.
((I think this is my third post...But what do I know.))
I pr0duce a supply of raw VOID f0r the Alchemiter.
I reach into the V0id and pull 0ut...a...What IS this anyway?
A set 0f dice? L00ks like an 0ctet alchemy result. I wonder... says... java.lang.nullPointerException()? Well the V0id seems t0 have a sense 0f hum0r...
Let's see if this w0rks...
°r0ll°
°if they d0n't behave like an 0ctet, I thr0w them at Dimenti0.°
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Hi, all. I regret to say that I will be retiring for the game, due to me being too busy to catch up on the game. I might come back, I don't really know. For now, bye :\.
A sentient magic-powered AI known as HEX Jr. hacks into the Godmodder's computer and copies out portions of the Operation responsible for the RAM and battery upgrades. Somehow.
>I think I'll stay out of direct combat for this one. But I might drop something in from time to time if I feel like it.
>Oh wow, this is so much breaking of fourth walls on so many levels. Why am I even using the terminal here?! I can just Send! Gah! I don't understand what is even going on!
"Y0u n0r me b0th."
>So true....I'm kinda busy dealing with ROCKETS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE over here. So excuse our hasty exit.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
> K4yne: I investigate the TARDIS too. A TARDIS would be so beneficial. For so many reasons. But first, i'll use the Health Care Package on Japhet /if dead HMAS Serpent.
> R. K.: Robo here is too busy cursing out Leon in binary. Calm down robo pal he was just faster. Yes i feel cheated too because i couldn't post earlier but that is the timezones fault. Yes i can pin you his face on a dartboard anyway. :|
Your grandfather lives in a mansion in the countryside. Several EY ago, he abdicated his throne. Now, he does whatever it is old people do. You assume what old people do is make potions and try to develop magical powers. Little do you know, a certain fox would remind you of him half a decade later.
You love visiting your grandfather, even if he is a bit eccentric. He’s such a great guy. He always gives you a basket of potions when you visit. You guess he doesn’t realize how outdated the magical arts are. You wonder why he retired sometimes; everyone says he was a great king. Skilled in war, yet a lover of peace. He valued each and every one of his subjects. Not that your father isn’t a great king, but your grandfather built this empire from the ground up.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
POST 1;
11/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 11/11)
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 4/11)
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 2/11) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Erelye two times.
Google: Tesseract. It is a 4D cube. I then do Glitchy Alloy || Unstable Spaceship Core. I execute Battle Technique: BRASS TACKS. Afterward, I document all the pure knowledge emitting from the Black Monolith in a book. Eglarbroad would want this... also Twin, would the Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul break the OP Scale, not break it, or come very very close to breaking it? It *should* be the last upgrade... I check what items are in the Top 10 Alchemized Stuff list. I draw a book labeled, "How to use your Creation Pen," with the Creation Pen. I then somehow draw a 11D String.
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 0/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 300/1000 AQUA: 300/1000 TERRA: 300/1000 AER: 300/1000 ORDO: 300/1000 PERDITO: 50/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
QUANTUM CONCH THRUSTER: A massive quantum thruster forged from solid Conch Energy. The Mighty Conch's power is the only thing keeping it alive. Allows it to generate massive amounts of thrust.
EKIMO? ... GRAMMAR. Twin can and probably will fail your attack due to grammar/spelling.
Whatever. I attempt to alchemize a drill to expedite my TTGL referencing.
Core Drill && Spiral Power = Giga Drill 1/??
... I GUESS I upgrade the Alchemiter? I attempt to duplicate this first, though. YOU AREN'T STOPPING ME FROM ATTEMPTING TO CHEESE YOUR SYSTEM, YOU HEAR ME? Also I want to see if it's similar in shape to a game cartridge.
Trifecta appearance: Um... a robot? Made of a Blue Generic Object. Maybe a God Tier hoodie (Hope), a Lord cape, and Raymanian Limbs (not going to link TVTropes). And it probably doesn't have much of a face. One of those LED faces or something. Literally Generic. Seriously. I'm doing this man, I'm taking this whim to its logical conclusion.
Oh hey, I can join the STRIFE/GRIEF. I guess I do so. To start, I believe in the fact that I have a magic cue ball so hard, one materializes right before my eyes. I then borrow the Deudly Magnum and shoot Erelye. Straight through the head.
It would only be seriously bad if he misspelled the Godmodder's name. Abbreviating it to GM would be okay...
You plug the cartridge into the Alchemiter. A burst of light appears, and its two sides fold back into each other, once again forming a cueball. Then they open again, this time with a slot meant for holding an item...
You have upgraded the Alchemiter with the Scratcher! Using this, you can change any item into its magic-cueball counterpart. The symbol will look like this: Input /\/ Scratcher = Output
You duplicate the SCRATCHER first.
Thanks.
No, you can't! Another grimdark player will have to appear first...
Dimentio stats forthcoming...
Um... twin, Mach 5 is a longbow, as I used Gale of Thorns OR air cannon, which would provide a long bow (as the thing started out with a long bow, and all of the things were arrayed so as to produce longbows each time through use of OR alchemies) as Gale of Thorns was a long bow/cross bow hybrid and the first in the alchemy.
Also, twin. There was a min-strife involved.
I would like to point out that I would not have wiped out the trickster thing were it not for the fact of more pressing matters. Such as Dimentio needing to take at least 200K damage per round in order to die before the dark carnival. I think that take precedence over trickster mode. The anti-trickster beam won't work again, because piono forgot something...
Improbability drives explode after a few second in normality restoration mode. Meaning that piono and serpent are going to have to beat down all the tricksters and Erelye individually. and even if it still wouldn't work on Serpent, remember that piono was already halfway to beating trickster mode because of his psychic training in the IUPC (the reason him and trickster him were swapping back and forth) and so all he would have needed was a little push, and focusing all of his power would have supercharged his blast aimed at serpent.
Also, twin, on the subject of character appearance, my minecraft skin is not the one you should use. I had an old one that was a runemarked steve skin (my old avatar was the face for it) and that's what piono looks like. I am currently using a Hank Wimbleton skin, but I would change back if I knew how. If you end up not being able to figure it out, piono is a human skin, with glowing red eyes, and his hair has what seems to be a dancing glow of fire beneath it, glowing runemarks of all colors shine through his clothing at various places, and anywhere he has open skin (you can still see skin, but most of it is covered in the runes)
Huh? All the raw magic alchemies only launched it up one level...
Oh well, suppose I shouldn't complain about 7 fewer rounds on the alchemy chain.
2/8 for the Tempest
6/7 for Canopy's Caper
3/6 for the Kinetic Killers
14/50 for Vulcanos
12/15 for charged attack
piono finally finishes coming down out of trickster mode.
He looks up into the sky.
hmm...
Tricky?
Go help Erelye.
I think Serpent will want her minecraft avatar back.
Tricky just cackles and jumps up to erelye's location.
Erelye can claim Tricky's help, as a demonic zombie clown with insane overpowered abilities, such a powerful helper that is immune to both trickster and grimdark magics should prove quite useful.
Piono turns around to face Dimentio.
Time to show everyone what I am truly capably of.
Piono clicks into his PDA, and a signal goes out...
Elsewhere, Phobos uses Combat Operandi: Fear on Tombsander.
Dimentio takes 82500 damage from tvtropia, reducing him to -190K health!
And then... Impending Doom goes off again...
A massive horde of dark carnival cultists flood into the server. 150 dark carnival cultists added. They will block attacks far more effectively than they did before, and there are roughly fifty new ones coming in every round...
However, due to their alleigance to Dimentio, they suffer from the same exemption from the OP scale in regards to one-shot attacks.
No. If you used || Air Cannon as a result, you would have gotten a version of Gale of Thorns that had the form of an air cannon. That's how || alchemy works. That is, unless I misunderstood what you meant by air cannon....
Okay. You switch out of Trickster mode, but Serpent doesn't! And you have forgotten that you get a NASTY hangover after coming out of it... Thanks to your training, it's slightly nullified, however.
Thanks for the tip about your skin.
Tombsander is immune to the Fear debuff! He is a boss!
[snipped recipe, its too long! :m] = Master Emerald (lvl 10 7/11)
Power vortex gate 26/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 6/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 4)
I kill both the remaining Skeleton Rider and Skeleton Commander with Malleo Dei!
3/? Poseidon's Culler
3/? After Eight
11/11 Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
I take my new hammer and go Smash Bros FLAMING GOLDEN HAMMER on Dementio.
10/10 - the humidity is getting to the entities....servos gummed...sweat not evaporating... All entities on the battlefield suffer from fatigue caused by the humidity that permeates the entirety of the battlefield causes entities to deal half damage and take mini-crits from players.
50 post - I summon a hostile Mario. He's a player with 40,000 hitpoints, 5,000 attack (deals the same amount to each hit target) and can hit more than one target at once. Has a 40% chance of bouncing one ranged attack back at the attacker in addition to his attack. If it was a player, he's stunned for one post and may only boost charges already started.
50 post - He has three respawns and his colossal is a gigantic fireball that randomly deals 15,000 to half the entities in a zone except him.
Hephaestus on Ice && Eternal created...
FEAR NO ANVIL: At long last, you have achieved the ultimate hammer. Used by Hephaestus himself in blacksmithing and forging, it conceals time-based magicks as well as massive flaming combos.
You agress Dimentio with Fear No Anvil, dealing 11,000 damage!
The humidity doesn't lower entity attack. However, it does lower entity defense.
Wait, what? You're summoning a Hostile player? Those don't exist! Mario added, on the AG side! His health is nerfed.
37/40 (+1 from Eglarbroad)
Research 33/50 (+1 from Eglarbroad)
19/30
113 Ball 11/11!
+1 to Leon and Eglarbroad.
I examine the 113 Ball. Then, I narrow my eyes at Serpent ever so slightly, and drive multiple blasts of the Ogle of Nyarlathotep through her psyche. Since the damage dealt by my Woegothics attack was healed, can I use it again? If I may, I do so instead of the other attack. Complete mastery of the dark throes with no repercussion? I would kill for that. I am, in fact, attempting to kill for it right now.
Leon and Nimble, if you two wish to be Grimdark to help fight, I will corrupt you. If not, I understand.
Wandstick of Zillylye? This is what occurs when you try to give happiness to, or even try to make my armaments less grim.
Actually, Mate in Four has given me an excellent idea for the somewhat near future. Good.
I suppose I accept Tricky's help.
==-=-==-=-==-=-==-=-==
You succeed.
Then, you try to remember what to do next.
The Totem Lathe!
How does this thing even work? Do you just... stick it on there? That appears to be the case. Now: Alchemiter time. You briefly look up into the sky, and-
Gorilla.
A gigantic meteor. Great. You suppose you should hurry, and you stick the Dowel on the Alchemiter... it is getting closer...
113-BALL: A pool ball that flashes in many different colors... On its center is, in pure white, the number 113.
9,000 damage! Yes, you can.
You accept Tricky's help! He will now help you with one attack!
OWWWWW-
Don't you know it REALLY HURTS when you shoot grimdarky things at other people!?
Oh, sweet.
NO MORE RAINBOWS AND STUFF!
BEST.
DAY.
EVE-
OH GOD MY WHOLE LOWER BODY IS GONE.
...
I really shouldn't be alive now.
I quickly move my hand to pull THE OTHER SIDE out of my Hammerspace Backpack!
However, I end up pulling out a pie, which I throw at Dimento!
And then I pull out a flower pot, which is also thrown out at Dimento!
After a few minutes of pulling things out of my HAMMERSPACE BACKPACK and tossing them, I finally pull out THE OTHER SIDE.
I then FINALLY SHOOT DIMENTO WITH IT.
50 post - I summon a Hostile Villager. He's a player with 40,000 hitpoints, 5,000 attack (deals the same amount to each hit target) and can hit more than one target at once. Has a 50% chance of pocketing one ranged attack directed at him and throwing it back at the attacker in addition to his attack. If it was a player, he's stunned for one post and may only boost charges already started.
50 post - He has three respawns and his ultimate is building a house on top of three random entities, dealing 25,000 to each of them.
I take out a set of ROBOT LEGS and give them to Irecreeper. I can be helpful, you know.
Heh. I take out another Skylight Jawbreaker Bomb, resize it if need be, and load it into the Magnum of Zillydeud. Dimentio notices the magnum, and laughs. He points out that I am using an alchemy, and he's immune to those. However, the magnum ruse was a distaction from my more powerful attack: Letting the Trollplayers AGGRESS the gorilla out of him. After the attack, it is revealed that they literally beat a gorilla out of him, and it then proceeds to maul the gorilla out of him. ;D And then I toss another Skylight Jawbreaker bomb into him. With a tiny hammer on it to provide the critical pressure. (Assume my SJbombs will detonate on impact from now on.) Oh hey, I actually can shoot him? Then I do so.
I quickly put on the ROBOT LEGS.
I then use CHAIRNADO, and jump into the tornado.
Not only is Dimento hit by loads of chairs, but he's also hit by me SPINKICKING him at a rapid rate, with TORNADO SPEED.
3/8 for the Tempest
I finish Canopy's Caper.
4/6 for the Kinetic Killers
15/50 for Vulcanos
13/15 for charged attack
Tricky rushes up behind serpent while she is occupied with erelye, and smashes her into the ground with his street sign. H̬̬᷁e̼̹͆h͕͋̂.᷈̽͜ L̴̛̳ͭ̒ͭ̏i̧̨̥ͭ̑ͭ͠k̤̙̑ͭͪͭ̈́ē᷂̹͔ͭͦͭ ̡͕̪ͭ̏ͭͅi̱͚̖ͭ̐ͭ᷾t̵̷̢ͭͭ͘͞?᷿̦ͭ̏ͩͭ̈́ T̷͙͙᷿͙ͮ̇h͙͚͙͐᷁͜͟i͙̝͙ͦͩ᷁͋s͙͉᷿͙̳̃͢ ̢͔͙͙̋ͪͮt͙̞͙̒̑̎̋h͙͙́̎̊ͪͨį̷̢͙̼͙̅ń̷̡͙̼͙̒g̖͙͍͙͋᷾̔'͙̹͙͂̊̓͞s͙̰͙̋᷄̈́͞ ̛͙͙́ͦͧ͌b͙̲͙ͣ͗ͥ͠e͙̞͙͆͂ͪͧe̷͙̠̼̳͙̹n̺͙̹̦͙̿͌ ͙͙̳̺͙᷊͡d͙͙̒͋̑ͮͪi̡͙͙̠ͩ̊̑p̛͙᷂͖͙̕͢p̰͙̥͙᷾͘̚e͔͙̫͙̎᷄͢d̡͙̺͙͚̉᷄ ͙͍͎͙͕͋ͅĩ̡͙͙ͬ᷃͠ṉ͙̝͙᷈ͩ͝ ̗͙̤͙̍ͦ᷾h̫͙̠̞͙ͮ͞o͙͙͑̍᷾͘̕r͏͙̰͙͋̏͢r͙͕͙̓᷾͆̅o̷̵͙͙ͥ̿͗ȑ̷͙͕͙͊͜-͙͙̬ͥ̂̊̉t͙͓͙̯̊ͮͪe̺͙͙̐᷁͐͑ȑ̹͙͙̈́ͬ͡r̷͙̙̙͙ͬ͞o͍͙᷂͙ͣ̇͟r͙ͯ᷉᷁͏͙̄ ̸͙͙̇̋͑͡b̨̻͙͙̃͛̒l͙̩̱͙ͪ᷉̂o̷͙̫͙ͤ́̎o͙͎̥̲͙̔̀d̡͙͙᷀̉ͯ̕.̩͙̤͙ͨ͋̕ E̻᷿͉̙͒ͣ͒ṉ̬͍͒ͨ͒͆j̴̧͓͎ͤ͒͒o̮̽͒͗ͪ͒ͮy̴͈͒ͩ͒͜͝ ̞᷿͑͒͂᷆͒t̝͒̒͑͒ͣ͟h̺͒ͭͪ͒͜͡e̮̤̲͒́͌͒ ͔̭̂͒᷇̌͒v̶̢̘͔᷉͒͒i᷿̦̦͒̅͒͝s͇̰᷿͒᷾͒ͩi̲̲̦͒ͮͮ͒o͖͕̫̩͒ͤ͒ņ̡͒̆᷉͒͢s̵̵̻͒᷇͒̚.̵᷿͋͒̈͒͡
And then Serpent's avatar has its mind ripped apart by visions horrible enough to drive a horror-terror insane.
Seriously, improbability drives are some pretty scary stuff.
And with that, Tricky's assist action for the round is expended, I can't do anything else with him this update.
piono grins as the first wave of assistance from out of godcraft comes in.
A massive fleet of star destroyers.
The fleet blocks out the sky, and in one massive barrage, unleash their lasers down upon Paradox Dimentio and the dark carnival cultists.
Piono does not see this, because about that time, the improbability drive he is holding explodes from being left in reverse for too long.
Phobos uses battle technique: Deep Freeze lvl2: Frozen in Time on Tombsander.
CANOPY'S CAPER: A massive staff forged from wood, yet seems to be virtually unbreakable. It is covered in moss, leaves, and various other plants. At its tip is a green orb imbued with the power of nature. It channels magic, and can accelerate the flow of nature and time.
14,000 damage to The_Serpent!
5 Dark Carnival Cultists killed! 5,000 damage to Dimentio!
HMMM... I G() INT() THE PRIME TARDIS. I WANT T() KN()W WHAT THIS IS.
TITANFALL: 5/11
I go up to Dimentio. You have broken many Fourth Wall rules. Too many. You will be extremely punished. I start meditating. I float in the air. Symbols appear on the ground. More and more appear. I then open my eyes-
Welcome, Dimentio, to the realm of the ancients.
In the middle of a void, a temple floats. Inside the temple is Maniac, Dimentio, and... the other Fourth Wall guardians. Everyone (except Scratch) is there. Gman. Landia. Hylia. Just to name a few.
This is the guy you summoned us, Maniac, a.. clown?
Are you trying to pull our legs?
RAAAAWR!!!!
Guys! This is the guy! He has been using the Flipping powers to flip between dimensions, messing them up. HE stole the TARDIS!
Murmuring happened between the guardians. They all agreed, he will be punished. They all tackled him, while Maniac, Landia, Gman, and Hylia watched. After 5 minutes, the fighting subsided. Dimentio was in obvious pain.
My turn.
Gman hits Dimentio extremely hard with his suitcase. He launches backwards, into Hylia.
Be baved in the light, man of sin!
Powerful light hits Dimentio, burning him and blinding him. Then, Landia's heads all fire a stream of fire at him, completely burning him.
Then, Maniac charges with Diablo in hand. He then hits Dimentio squarely in the chest, the blade cutting through his heart. Then-
Dimentio appears on the ground of the battlefield.
General 3: 33/40
General 4: 33/40
The TARDIS door swings open. You enter it. Is anyone else going to come?
Just as you start meditating, something strikes your head. You open your eyes to see a white orb on the ground. You pick it up and see that something has been written on it, almost imperceptibly, in white ink...
You know I went along with you on that whole "Fourth-Wall Guardian" premise? There really is no such thing. I wasn't lying about it. I was making a joke about it. Pranking you, so to speak. Humor pays off in the end; a punchline means that there is no lying involved. It was all worth it for the hope of a laugh I could get at the end. Oh, and don't expect these messages from the sky to be commonplace. In fact, expect this to be the last one you get.
Yeah... I've gotta agree with him. There really is no such thing as a Fourth-Wall Guardian. And if there was, I think it would have been one of the Mojang staff.
POST 2;
12/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 5/11)
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 3/11)
Glitchy Alloy || Unstable Spaceship Core = ? (2/?) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Erelye two times.
I enter the TARDIS.
...I accept. Whats the worst that could happen...
...
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= A small creature is spinning on his wheel. Today just so happens to be this creature's 42,133,712th revolution on it's wheel since it's birth. Today the name of this creature will be revealed to everyone else, even though it's birth was 42,133,712 revolutions ago. What will the name of this creature be?
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 0/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 300/1000 AQUA: 300/1000 TERRA: 300/1000 AER: 300/1000 ORDO: 300/1000 PERDITO: 50/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
You enter the TARDIS.
You accept Erelye's offer to allow you to go grimdark.
*a nearby fenestrated wall ceases to function and instead plays SBaHJ the movle!
Witnesses recount the opening of a hole in space as tricksterism and grimdarkness react chaotically to the inherent Chaos in Netpatham's class!
((Possibly Knight of Void))
What just happened t0 me?
I feel strangely...empty.
H0le in Space active!
Aggress.
*I p0int what I think is my new gun at Parad0x Dimenti0...But it isn't. It's simply my fingers, held in a gun shape.... And...I fire what is essentially a buzzsaw thr0ugh the fabric of spacetime...Dimenti0 is torn in half!*
Battle Technique: Deep Dark H0le
I charge at Dimenti0...But I'm currently a h0le in the fabric 0f spacetime. *massive disc0mb0bulati0n 0f intervening scenery*
Impact in 3...2...1... *rrrrriiiippppppppppppppp*
I actually sh00t Dimenti0 with my new gun, just f0r l0ls. With all f0ur barrels.
You weren't in the middle of the strife! They were strifing far away from the players...
39/40... (+1 from Gerbil)
Research 35/50 (+1 from Gerbil)
20/30
+1 to Gerbil/Eglarbroad/Nimble and Leon.
Suddenly, the clouds of my Grimdarkness begin pouring out Nightmare Fuel. This slowly causes Serpent's brain/think pan to melt, along with amplifying any and all visions. However, as soon as globs of it reach my aura, those said globs are immediately absorbed. This makes my aura temporarily overcharged, and the excess leaps off and solidifies into Thornflames, which gather around, making the landscape nearby gloomier. Actually, that reminds me. Whilst Serpent is busy fighting off the horrorterror-blood induced visions, I use the Spare Tentacle on her. This shall make it much easier. If she is not fighting Tricky for some bizarre reason, I still use the Tentacle.
Very well. I close my eyes, (still keeping a psychic eye on Serpent) and say a few words.
Then, a tentacle aura surrounds Nimble. You do, of course, have the option of switching back to normal whenever you wish.
Oh, and please be careful.
ENTER NAME: Vathelheim Strugellan VII. (I hope this is not a reference that I do not get...)
Since I appear to have to command Tricky for the duration of the STRIFE, I tell him to attack as horrifically as possible. You know, tear out her intestines, hang her with them, et cetera, et cetera.
I find it quite convenient that the orange Crossroads hand being said something about a "gray one". I appear to have gray skin at the moment; perhaps I could help. I know quite a bit on the subjects of unknown god-beings and releasing Old Ones from the depths, though I usually do this in the ocean.
==-=-==-=-==-=-==-=-==
You pull out the newly-forged Cruxite Tome, and stride over to the edge of the roof, looking upon the lush forests of Vetas, currently burning from repeated meteor strikes. Is this the last you will see of the planet? Perhaps. Perhaps not. You hold up the Tome as the greatest meteor comes ever closer...
10,000 damage to Serpent! You use the Spare Tentacle on her, weakening her! This does not stun her, however. That wouldn't be fair...
You lash out at Nimbleguy, corrupting him with your aura. He has gone GRIMDARK. Nimbleguy is now pitted in STRIFE against insert_generic_username! However, he cannot return to normal as you had thought... He's now locked in grimdark until the end of the strife, like you!
You can command Tricky to do something once every turn.
I'm not so sure they were talking about you... We'll have to see.
Someone wearing a billowing purple cape and a massive pimp hat, carrying a rapier, strolls on to the battlefield.
Sunset/Moonrise: [5/50]
Nether: The drone punches the inside of the cage repeatedly, increasing the size of the earlier made hole in it.
Overworld: Another drone walks out of the Control Core Tank, wielding the Pomson 9000. It spots Dimentio's mirror image, growls, and flash-steps over to the clown, before tearing a chunk out of Dimentio's face, loading it, and firing the chunk of flesh back at Dimentio. Then it follows up by whacking Dimentio in the balls with the Pomson 9000 because adsfghjkl
( I would really appreciate a +2 from Erelye and Nimble please!)
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 33/50 +1 self
TRAPCARD: 10/10 (Twin I'll PM you the effects, I'll use it in my battle)
Endeavor: 12/20 +1 self +3 from Erelye
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
SPELL CAST:
IMPRINT...
Now go Leonstar1...
Leonstar0: "Okay Erelye... Ready..."
"I really don't want to do this..."
I prepare for Grimdarkness.
I expend a Holy Mackerel Gamma to heal my bot, which I am bringing into battle.
So, since it's out of the way of the battlefield can it not be dealt damage by random entities? Until the battle is over.
I glance around at the composition of this STRIFE. Tricksters, and those who care enough about me to aid in a fight such as this.
Then, I levitate into the air. While I float in the air, glancing down at the Tricksters, my eyes become inverted quasars, consuming all light in the vicinity. Then:
An eldritch shockwave reverberates across the entirety of the STRIFE area. Those who are not undead clowns, beings suffering from the broodfester tongues, or Leon automatically have their heads filled with the most horrific, mind-debilitating, Trickster-annihilating visions that have ever occurred, or will ever occur in paradox space. This is all mainly targeting Serpent, but it also fills the minds of all the Tricksters watching our duel unfold. Then, I utter a stream of chants and phrases in the elder tongue, and slowly descend to the ground. The cloud of my Grimdarkness begins to grow larger, expanding across the area...
Leon, very well. You may, as was aforementioned, return to your normal state whenever you wish.
The meteor is directly above your abode. It is big enough to cause a crater so rippling, so eradicative, that it may very well doom this planet. You close your eyes, gripping the tome.
==-=-==-=-==-=-==-=-==
(I also do Nightmare Fuel && Eldritch Tentacle && Green Sun Infused Resonance Gem && Ender Pearl 1/???. A base crafting ingredient nobody shall ever be able to comprehend, perhaps? A Green Sun Infused Resonance Gem, for future reference, is essentially a magic battery.)
15,000 damage! Every attack made by a Trickster this turn will be weakened!
You corrupt Leonstar0 with your aura. he goes GRIMDARK as well.
Nightmare Fuel && Eldritch Tentacle && Green Sun-Infused Resonance Gem && Ender Pearl = Black Sun-Infused Cascader (Level 20: 1/21)
I cant aid in the strife unless you corrupt me appartently...
[snipped recipe, its too long! :m] = Master Emerald (lvl 10 8/11)
Power vortex gate 26/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 7/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 5)
I attack dimento with my Antipolar Autobow!
| use Cerberus to tranfer some of Japhet's health to Kuero.
| investigate the TARDIS
Telltale Die Complete!
Last Drink 4/10
The Stinger 2/7
Devil's Interval ~~~ Loom
The Beldam 11/35
Skeletron 7/15
Giant Nether Portal 11/45
That's not how it works! You just use it to heal a guy.
You enter the TARDIS.
Devil's Interval ~~~ Loom = The Tritoner
THE TRITONER: A red conductor's suit. Also comes with a red baton.
TELLTALE DICE: A set of eight d8s colored pure black. Only one of their sides are marked with a pip. These pips are blue. Upon roll, the pips will grow and display holographic images of how the attack will proceed.
ERELYE, STOP BEING RIDICULOUSLY OVERPOWERED! I QUICKLY FLY AT ERELYE AT ZILLYSPEED, AND COLLIDE WITH HIM. WHAT SHOULD HAVE KILLED US BOTH, HOWEVER, SEEMS TO ONLY HAVE AFFECTED HIM, SINCE MY ZILLYFIELD PROTECTED ME. CHERUB ENERGIES LEAK INTO ERELYE'S MIND AND MAKE HIM FEEL A STRANGE, UNSETTLING EMOTION. HAPPINESS. OF COURSE, HE NATURALLY DISPELS THE ENERGIES, BUT I AM BASHING HIM WITH A GIANT CANDY CORN FROM BEHIND.
I SUMMON THE THREE ZILLY PIGMEN FROM THE DEPTHS OF CHERUBIUM TO AID ME IN COMBAT.
Erelye, grimdarkness is closer to Trickster than you think. Both allow you to get what you want. Trickster just focuses on the happy side and is a bit more insane. Grimdarkness is all about the negative side. Rose wanted revenge, and she almost got it, though Bec Noir was of course much stronger than her even in that state. And the horrorterrors wanted her to kill Bec Noir, since it would eliminate the need for the creation of the Green Sun and remove Scratch, and therefore English, from existence. You may be more in control, but you are directly serving the horrorterrors.
8,000 damage! No entities allowed! However, the Zilly Pigmen deal 3,000 damage before Erelye obliterates them.
( I would really appreciate a +2 Nimble. Please!)
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 34/50 +1 self
TRAPCARD: 10/10 (See PM for effects)
Endeavor: 15/20 +1 self +2 from Erelye
iii: 1/50
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar0: "Urgh... Yep, Just like being dredged with a bucket of slime"
A dark aura surround me, almost bursting at the seams.
Leonstar0: "Oh no you don't!"
The aura contracts until it is skin tight.
Leonstar0: "Channeling dark energy is not healthy for me"
I then kneel over and vomit...
I clutch onto the Monolithium, it's faint aura steadying me.
Anyway, how will this strife be taking place. Will only two players be PVPing at a time or will we have separate matches at the same time?
( I would really appreciate a +2 Nimble. Please!)
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 35/50 +1 self
TRAPCARD: 10/10 (See PM for effects)
Endeavor: 16/20 +1 self
iii: 2/50
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
I guess I summon a giant magical 'hologram' above the battlefield which contains a list of Tricksters and Grimdarkers, as well as if they lost and to who.
Basically a 'physical' scoreboard.
I quickly pull out a BAG OF HOLDING. (A bag that's bigger on the inside.)
I then stuff as many explosives into it as I can, then I throw it at Dimento.
Once it's near him. I cast REMOVE ENCHANTMENT on the bag, causing it to become a normal bag.
The explosives spill out, and then explode violently.
POST 3; POST COUNT AT QUOTA.
20/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade. +8 from Erelye and Leon.
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 6/11)
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 4/11)
Glitchy Alloy || Unstable Spaceship Core = ? (3/?) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon two times.
I do Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade || Disguising Pad = Raspberry Helmet Upgrade: Disguise.
CORRUPTION.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Your name is Vathelheim Strugellan VII, but everyone calls you Gerbil. There are various play habitats scattered around the room. You have a plethora of interests. You have a passion for running on your wheel. You like to do stuff that creatures of your species normally could not do. You also like to talk. You have a fondness for exercise.
When you are not on your wheel, you like to do stuff with your owner. Your parents were adopted by him. Your family seem to like it there.
You do not have a chumhandle. You like to talk regularly. You only squeak near new sentient beings.
There is a villager tinkering around in your room.
What will you do?
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 0/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 300/1000 AQUA: 300/1000 TERRA: 300/1000 AER: 300/1000 ORDO: 300/1000 PERDITO: 50/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
//Note: I thought I'd already posted this but am unable to find the post - perhaps I navigated away to soon..
Hmm.. I was counting on the life/status dolls to protect my one-shottable summons at least from five attacks. The advantage of having the summons weak and part of me is the relative ease with which (presumably) I might destroy them if they ever turned against me.. Unless the process by which they were turned against me also upgraded their stats... youknow I'll take your advice..
I begin constructing an hp upgrade which when used boosts the maximum hp of up to two summons by 2000 times the number of charges on the upgrade.
Research/summon:
Hp Upgrade [1/?], Extra Right hand[1/2]
Summoned: Extra Left hand: 45 hp maintaining a mystic lens spell: 46 hp
Defenses:
Life dolls: 5 Status dolls:5
Reminder: Mystic Lens amplifies and focuses all energy attacks toward Dimentio - so Tabbune's Lightning bolt from the previous turn should have been more powerful.
Alright. I didn't add your entities to the Battlefield because they were extremely weak (even with the life dolls) and would have fallen very quickly. If I were you, I would raise their HP to around ~20,000 or so and just get rid of the dolls.
[snipped recipe, its too long! :m] = Master Emerald (lvl 10 9/11)
Power vortex gate 27/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 8/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 6)
I use the Nucelar crystallbow to empower (which uses up the 6 charges) and fire the Antipolar autobow straight up into the air... Which then fires the Malleo Dei at Dimento's shadow... Which comes down with the power of a meteor! Upon impact an massive explosion happens, followed by a ice berg materializing afterwards! The debris thrown up from the explosion thurns into pure uranium, radiating a harmfull aura and infecting the area around of the impact! Finally the Malleo Dei disappears, reappearing in my hands and the Antipolar autobow falls down onto my hands too.
Erelye, quit raging over all this trickster stuff. I'm not trying to be a Muse of Rage, you know. I'm just a Lord of my own ridiculous brand of Hope, whether you agree with it or not. In my dream, I am the winner. It's me. And I believe that my dreams are FACT.
I use the Twitchy Staff to hold a DEMOCRATIC VOTE. The Mob decides that Dimentio needs to go down, NOW. I throw the Combatdice of Zillywen into the air, nock my Unbreakable Katana, and fire straight through each of them, impaling the results through Dimentio's stupid mask/face. I then use the Twitchy Staff on him.
5-3-4-2-6-7-2-4
The dice fire swarms of miniature clowns at Paradox Dimentio! You throw the Unbreakable Katana at the dice, causing them to shine with a steely light, amplifying the attack! All the clowns grow to form a giant metal clown robot, which stomps on Dimentio! However, the Cultists block it. You kill 3.
The Twitchy Staff targets Paradox Dimentio, the Goat from Heck, and Kuero! 8,000 damage to Dimentio! The other two are now Confused! Dimentio WOULD be confused, but he is immune to status effects.
Blue: Use bt:ultramarine on Kuero
Fseftr: Attack.
HMAS Victor: Bio-annihilate Dimentio.
Update XP pls.
___
You choose to once again ignore the VOICES in your head. If they don’t stop being so irritating, you may have to go find one of your father’s MIND PROTECTORS. You decide to open some of your PRESENTS instead. You quickly unwrap your many presents.
Among the PRESENTS are: TWO (2) ROBOTIC ARM PACKS, ONE (1) PAIR OF LASER HANDCUFFS, ONE (1) LASER SWORD, ONE (1) MIND PROTECTOR HELMET, ONE (1) PAIR OF BULLET PROOF GLASSES, SEVERAL (~) SMOKE GRENADES, SEVERAL (~) BLOOD INFUSION CAPSULES, ONE (1) COPY OF YOUR FRIEND’S AWFUL BOOK THAT ONLY GOT PUBLISHED BECAUSE HE KNOWS YOU, and a cheque for SEVERAL (~) TRILLION GALACTIC CREDITS.
Some of this junk may be useful today. You never know. Especially the MIND PROTECTOR HELMET.
You pretend you don’t hear the VOICES, and put on your MIND PROTECTOR HELMET. Quiet at last, even if you look like an IDIOT. You take EVERYTHING and store it in your BACKPACK. You also don a set of BODY ARMOUR from your wardrobe. You have a bad feeling about today, even though all you’re doing today is visiting your GRANDFATHER and having a PARTY. A rare day off in-between SCHOOL and ANTI-ASSASINATION TRAINING. You should probably get going. Your grandfather doesn't believe in having TELEPORTERS in every room so you’ll have to take one of father’s HELICOPTERS.
You raise Ultramarine and split into nine copies of yourself! Seven are the colors of the rainbow, and the other two are white and black. They point their weapons at Kuero, and flash-step into him, trailing their colors as they go! They eventually crate a criss-crossing rainbow across the sky, shooting at Kuero, bludgeoning him, and lasering him until they all form one giant arc above him, firing a devastating redstone shot! 11,000 damage!
°I wave my hands in a circular m0ti0n...a piece 0f reality falls away. 0r d0es it? I fling the freshly-Is0lated V0id 0rb at Dimenti0...and then realize I can d0 s0 much m0re. I cut 0ff the sphere the cultists are in...It crashes t0 the b0tt0m 0f the V0id bef0re c0nservati0n 0f reality kicks in and it reappears. Then the smaller V0id 0rb reappears. This isn't a L0rd English thing where I destr0y all reality, y0u needn't w0rry.°
I run rings ar0und the Cultists...And by the time they realize I'm 0pening what is essentially a h0le t0 the Furthest Ring it's t00 late.
The h0rr0rterr0rs attack...
°screams 0f Dark Cultists in ag0ny res0und in the h0le...but there is n0-0ne t0 hear.°
Meme Dream Team XD 2/50
Meme Dream Team 2/40
Meme Dream Team :3 2/50
I Told you Dog > VERY FINE = Jegus' Might 5/8
Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto 7/8
Antibox Gamma > Fine = Quasibox Gamma 2/7
( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡) NANI SOREs Kuero!
I take out my (HIS HAND) hand, and set all gun formes to maximum power. I then hit the SPLIT button, and all formes appear again, in blue. This includes turrets, rocket launchers, machine guns, and every type of gun known. They all fire at PARADOX DIMENTIO!
I then slap Irecreeper, saying "KEEP IT TOGETHER MAN!", seeing if there is a remote chance of removing his tricksterness.
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 8/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 6/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 9/15
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 7/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 10/15
9,000 damage!
You slap TT, who suplexes you into a ravine in response!
4/8 for the Tempest
Canopy's Caper OR Yggdrasil 1/? (no more than level 9 please)
5/6 for the kinetic killers
16/50 for Vulcanos
14/15 for charged attack.
And for Dimentio's screwy counters...
Maniac summons Dimentio to the council of the fourth-wall guardians... Or tries to.
As dimentio is currently locked in place temporally the fourth-wall guardians end up having to come through the portal to attack him, and end up having cultists interfere (which means the cultists take some of the damage).
engie's drone attempts to flash-step over to dimentio, but is completely intercepted by cultists (which means all damage that would have been dealt by the attack is taken by cultists. Cultists can no longer intercept attacks without taking all the damage themselves), and that works much better than attempting physical attacks, as Dimentio is now beyond feeling pain, due to being made of solid paradox. He killed himself in the process of becoming Paradox Dimentio, remember guys?
Anyway, those weren't the only attacks to get intercepted by cultists, just the only two that automatically got intercepted. A lot of the others should at least be partially intercepted, but this ins't just to keep dimentio alive, its to make it so people can unload more OP attacks without dimentio dying, so people have more time to have fun with it.
Tricky, responding to Erelye's command, cackles madly, and does [THEFOLLOWINGIMAGESARENOTSUITABLEFORSMALLCHILDRENORINFACTFORANYONEANDTHEIMAGESOFVIOLENCECONTAINEDWITHINTHISSCENEAREUNSPEAKABLYAWFULANDINCREDIBLYPAINFUL]
Tricky, out of curiousity, checks into Erelye's visions. He comes out of them, then shrugs. I̸̡͇̥̫͇͝'͇̲͇͇̄̋͠v̢᷊͇̬͇͚͌e͇͇͍̓̏̈ͣ ̜͇̹͇̱ͨ͐s͇̘͇᷊̐ͯ̑e͇͍̪͇͓̅̃ě̴̤͇̦͇͔n̛͖͇͇̺͒ͫ ̤͇͍̮͇᷆̍w̯͇̫͇ͬͤ́ŏ͇̬͇̦̂᷉ř͇͔̣͇͚͡s̷̩͇͇͌̌͐e͇̫͇͛͋̏̑.͇͇͓͊̍̍̃
After the star destroyers leave, another portal opens up... Why hello! You must be friends of piono's. I'm Hades, I do believe some of you are acquainted with me. And before you try to shoot me with Daybreak, I'd like to inform you that it won't work a second time. I've had... upgrades, so to speak. But my associate piono informed me that a certain jester was trying to usurp my job... Killing everyone. I think that as lord of the underworld I'm entitled to doing that myself.
Would you just shut up and shoot him already! Oh fine, if you insist.
Hades laughs, and unleashes a large quantity of his various attacks, including the burp of death, his hand lasers, clapping, and most of the other attacks that caused Pit so much trouble. Well, as Dimentio would say, Ciao!
The portal closes.
what a ham...
Oh, and just so you know, the Dimentio update will becoming tomorrow morning rather than this evening, I have something going on. I'll still do it.
9,000 damage to The_Serpent!
14,000 damage to Dimentio!
There's NO WAY you can alchemize something with Yggdrasil and get away with it. Here.
42/50 Attacking...
42/50 Attacking...
========== 66%
Gah! This humidity is sapping my energy!
10/10 Misc...
10/10x14 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
5/? Poseidon's Culler
5/? After Eight
I take take Zeus' Ire and up-smash Dementio.
50 post - summon a Hostile Meta Knight. He's a player with 40,000 hitpoints, 6,000 attack (deals the same amount to each hit target) and can hit more than one target at once. Has a 25% chance to avoid attacks from players.
50 post - He has three respawns and his ultimate is instantly hitting everything in front of him with a devastating slash, dealing 20,000 to half the entities in the zone.
((I think this is my third post...But what do I know.))
I pr0duce a supply of raw VOID f0r the Alchemiter.
I reach into the V0id and pull 0ut...a...What IS this anyway?
A set 0f dice? L00ks like an 0ctet alchemy result. I wonder... says... java.lang.nullPointerException()? Well the V0id seems t0 have a sense 0f hum0r...
Let's see if this w0rks...
°r0ll°
°if they d0n't behave like an 0ctet, I thr0w them at Dimenti0.°
Hi, all. I regret to say that I will be retiring for the game, due to me being too busy to catch up on the game. I might come back, I don't really know. For now, bye :\.
Bye, DaVinci. If you're going to leave, I won't stop you. Thanks for playing.
> K4yne: I investigate the TARDIS too. A TARDIS would be so beneficial. For so many reasons. But first, i'll use the Health Care Package on Japhet /if dead HMAS Serpent.
> R. K.: Robo here is too busy cursing out Leon in binary. Calm down robo pal he was just faster. Yes i feel cheated too because i couldn't post earlier but that is the timezones fault. Yes i can pin you his face on a dartboard anyway. :|
Post III
I shove a bomb into Dimentio's nose. I then shove Dimentio into Dimentio's nose.
I continue investigating the TARDIS
Last Drink 5/10
The Stinger 3/7
Midnight Octave ~~~ Loom
The Beldam 12/35
Skeletron 8/15
The Feline 12/45
10,000 damage!
Midnight Octave ~~~ Loom = Midnight Octave
It's technically a pendant, which is worn as clothing, so...
Your grandfather lives in a mansion in the countryside. Several EY ago, he abdicated his throne. Now, he does whatever it is old people do. You assume what old people do is make potions and try to develop magical powers. Little do you know, a certain fox would remind you of him half a decade later.
You love visiting your grandfather, even if he is a bit eccentric. He’s such a great guy. He always gives you a basket of potions when you visit. You guess he doesn’t realize how outdated the magical arts are. You wonder why he retired sometimes; everyone says he was a great king. Skilled in war, yet a lover of peace. He valued each and every one of his subjects. Not that your father isn’t a great king, but your grandfather built this empire from the ground up.
>Blue: Nobody cares, time skip.
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ORBITAL DROP - PLANET CRACKER
The TARDIS stays open a bit more to accommodate any last-minute passengers...
THE OPERATOR decides to kill 3 Dark Carnival Cultists. I don't like him. He's just standing there... and watching.
The Dark Carnival Cultists deal 20,000 damage to ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡) and the Captcharoid Bot! The Goat from Heck uses Wrath of the Baa, dealing 10,000 damage to Lord Doubtfire and HMAS Serpent!
( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡) uses Nani Sore, dealing 6,000 damage to Kuero! Lord Doubtfire deals 5,000 damage to Dimentio!
Captcharoid Camera Doomsday Bot and Keuro kill a Cultist! The three players deal 15,000 damage to Japhet!
The PG entities deal 9,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio! Japhet fully heals HMAS Serpent! The Godmodder whips out the Red Tooth, kills the Goat from Heck, deals 30,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio, and kills 3 Cultists!
The strife continues.
Tombsander regenerates all of its HP! It then deals 10,000 damage to Phobos.
The Battlefield:
Prime TARDIS. Contains ManiacMasteR, Nimbleguy, NinjaV2403, and K4yne.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: -396,000/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII Dark Carnival Cultists: 10,000/10,000. (x130.)
I decide to examine the OP Scale a little more closely.
Trickster charge 15/15 I use this somewhat mediocre charge to... blast Nimble with so much happiness (and lollipops) that he starts to lose some of his grimdarkness/eldritch power. I then start a jazz band with my fellow Tricksters, as this is a particularly auspicious moment. We jazz so hard I am incredibly inspired, boosting my attack, healing The_Serpent and making the Godmodder slightly apprehensive of our fearsome BRASS INSTRUMENTS.
Sweet Bro 1/50, Hella Jeff 1/50
Giga Drill 4/4, Dicespheres of Zillyfail 10/9
Ooh, Giga Drill. Well, let's charge up a fitting Break. Giga Drill Break 1/15
Wait, it's done. I take the Dicespheres of Zillyfail and shoot them into Nimble. They then produce some weird result. ... I'm worried about those tubas. Hold on a second. *Duplicate* There we go. And for testing... Tubas /\/ Scratcher Both normal and Nimble versions, please. Either that or he promises not to use those freaking tubas. I put up an anti-tuba enchantment.
I vigorously poke Armored_Automagi's hand until it breaks. This takes approximately 2 pokes.
Also, before I forget, I create a copy of the Mind Protection Helmet and give it to The_Serpent. I also appearify one from a doomed timeline. I also conveniently toss him into the TARDIS.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
4/30/2014
Posts:
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Location:
The Nether (of course!)
Minecraft:
SolidMastR
Xbox:
No, just no
PSN:
ManiacMastR
Member Details
Alright, you got me. The Fourth Wall Guardians don't exist. I made it up to try to fit in. However, I still am in charge as protector of the Fourth-Wall.
Anyway, I paint Dimentio white. Why? I don't know!
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 3/50
I Told you Dog > VERY FINE = Jegus' Might 6/8
DONE Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto 8/8
Antibox Gamma > Fine = Quasibox Gamma 3/7
I QUANTUM CONUNDRUM Japhet!
I then slap the nearest Trickster player that is not Serpent, saying "GET IT TOGETHER!"
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 7/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 10/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Canopy's Caper OR Yggdrasil 1/? (no more than level 9 please)
5/6 for the kinetic killers
16/50 for Vulcanos
14/15 for charged attack.
And for Dimentio's screwy counters...
Maniac summons Dimentio to the council of the fourth-wall guardians... Or tries to.
As dimentio is currently locked in place temporally the fourth-wall guardians end up having to come through the portal to attack him, and end up having cultists interfere (which means the cultists take some of the damage).
engie's drone attempts to flash-step over to dimentio, but is completely intercepted by cultists (which means all damage that would have been dealt by the attack is taken by cultists. Cultists can no longer intercept attacks without taking all the damage themselves), and that works much better than attempting physical attacks, as Dimentio is now beyond feeling pain, due to being made of solid paradox. He killed himself in the process of becoming Paradox Dimentio, remember guys?
Anyway, those weren't the only attacks to get intercepted by cultists, just the only two that automatically got intercepted. A lot of the others should at least be partially intercepted, but this ins't just to keep dimentio alive, its to make it so people can unload more OP attacks without dimentio dying, so people have more time to have fun with it.
Tricky, responding to Erelye's command, cackles madly, and does [THEFOLLOWINGIMAGESARENOTSUITABLEFORSMALLCHILDRENORINFACTFORANYONEANDTHEIMAGESOFVIOLENCECONTAINEDWITHINTHISSCENEAREUNSPEAKABLYAWFULANDINCREDIBLYPAINFUL]
Tricky, out of curiousity, checks into Erelye's visions. He comes out of them, then shrugs.
I̸̡͇̥̫͇͝'͇̲͇͇̄̋͠v̢᷊͇̬͇͚͌e͇͇͍̓̏̈ͣ ̜͇̹͇̱ͨ͐s͇̘͇᷊̐ͯ̑e͇͍̪͇͓̅̃ě̴̤͇̦͇͔n̛͖͇͇̺͒ͫ ̤͇͍̮͇᷆̍w̯͇̫͇ͬͤ́ŏ͇̬͇̦̂᷉ř͇͔̣͇͚͡s̷̩͇͇͌̌͐e͇̫͇͛͋̏̑.͇͇͓͊̍̍̃
After the star destroyers leave, another portal opens up...
Why hello! You must be friends of piono's.
I'm Hades, I do believe some of you are acquainted with me.
And before you try to shoot me with Daybreak, I'd like to inform you that it won't work a second time.
I've had... upgrades, so to speak.
But my associate piono informed me that a certain jester was trying to usurp my job...
Killing everyone.
I think that as lord of the underworld I'm entitled to doing that myself.
Would you just shut up and shoot him already!
Oh fine, if you insist.
Hades laughs, and unleashes a large quantity of his various attacks, including the burp of death, his hand lasers, clapping, and most of the other attacks that caused Pit so much trouble.
Well, as Dimentio would say, Ciao!
The portal closes.
what a ham...
Oh, and just so you know, the Dimentio update will becoming tomorrow morning rather than this evening, I have something going on. I'll still do it.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
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42/50 Attacking...
42/50 Attacking...
========== 66%
Gah! This humidity is sapping my energy!
10/10 Misc...
10/10x14 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
5/? Poseidon's Culler
5/? After Eight
I take take Zeus' Ire and up-smash Dementio.
50 post - summon a Hostile Meta Knight. He's a player with 40,000 hitpoints, 6,000 attack (deals the same amount to each hit target) and can hit more than one target at once. Has a 25% chance to avoid attacks from players.
50 post - He has three respawns and his ultimate is instantly hitting everything in front of him with a devastating slash, dealing 20,000 to half the entities in the zone.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Oh no
I pr0duce a supply of raw VOID f0r the Alchemiter.
I reach into the V0id and pull 0ut...a...What IS this anyway?
A set 0f dice? L00ks like an 0ctet alchemy result. I wonder... says... java.lang.nullPointerException()? Well the V0id seems t0 have a sense 0f hum0r...
Let's see if this w0rks...
°r0ll°
°if they d0n't behave like an 0ctet, I thr0w them at Dimenti0.°
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
A sentient magic-powered AI known as HEX Jr. hacks into the Godmodder's computer and copies out portions of the Operation responsible for the RAM and battery upgrades. Somehow.
>I think I'll stay out of direct combat for this one. But I might drop something in from time to time if I feel like it.
>Oh wow, this is so much breaking of fourth walls on so many levels. Why am I even using the terminal here?! I can just Send! Gah! I don't understand what is even going on!
"Y0u n0r me b0th."
>So true....I'm kinda busy dealing with ROCKETS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE over here. So excuse our hasty exit.
>I can parallel-proce-
>I said exit. For now.
>Fine.
"..."
"Excuse me while I facepalm."
/herenullpost
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
38/50 Enoch + 4 fseftr
25/25 Health Care Package + 4 fseftr
Hellspawn && Vampire Tooth && Jiggy = Dracula's Puzzler (Level 6: 5/7)
> K4yne: I investigate the TARDIS too. A TARDIS would be so beneficial. For so many reasons. But first, i'll use the Health Care Package on Japhet /if dead HMAS Serpent.
> R. K.: Robo here is too busy cursing out Leon in binary. Calm down robo pal he was just faster. Yes i feel cheated too because i couldn't post earlier but that is the timezones fault. Yes i can pin you his face on a dartboard anyway. :|
> Japhet: Designated feather healing target: HMAS Serpent.
Helping fseftr twice.
---
Strange Hippocrates 451
Charge: III 33%
MMMPH: IIIIIIIII 0%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
HMAS Ship: 10/50
Vengeance: 16/50 x2
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Ion Cannon 1/2
Blue: Use planet cracker on Kuero
Fseftr: Attack.
___
Your grandfather lives in a mansion in the countryside. Several EY ago, he abdicated his throne. Now, he does whatever it is old people do. You assume what old people do is make potions and try to develop magical powers. Little do you know, a certain fox would remind you of him half a decade later.
You love visiting your grandfather, even if he is a bit eccentric. He’s such a great guy. He always gives you a basket of potions when you visit. You guess he doesn’t realize how outdated the magical arts are. You wonder why he retired sometimes; everyone says he was a great king. Skilled in war, yet a lover of peace. He valued each and every one of his subjects. Not that your father isn’t a great king, but your grandfather built this empire from the ground up.
>Blue: Nobody cares, time skip.
THE GIGAPAUSE IS ENDING!!!!! REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!1!!!1!!!!!1111oneone11!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/null[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
THX MIDDLE NOTE [!] : 15/50
Giant Everything: 15/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
I what-
OH MY GOD.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
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QUANTUM CONCH THRUSTER: A massive quantum thruster forged from solid Conch Energy. The Mighty Conch's power is the only thing keeping it alive. Allows it to generate massive amounts of thrust.
Glitchy Alloy || Unstable Spaceship Core = Glitchalloy Spaceship Core (Level 5: 1/6)
I know what a tesseract is! But it's purely hypothetical. It can't exist in a three-dimensional environment. Neither can an 11D string.
There are no words that can describe the Monolith's power. You have to experience it for yourself.
With Erelyesoul, the Tubas will be just shy of breaking the OP Scale. You'll be fine.
What, like the top 10 things that have been alchemized? I don't know how to FIND those items...
The Godmodder splashes you with a tsunami of holy water, deflecting your attack! You fly straight into Dimentio, dealing 9,000 damage!
Welcome back! I remember you way back in Act 1.
It would only be seriously bad if he misspelled the Godmodder's name. Abbreviating it to GM would be okay...
Core Drill && Spiral Power = Giga Drill (Level 3: 1/4)
You plug the cartridge into the Alchemiter. A burst of light appears, and its two sides fold back into each other, once again forming a cueball. Then they open again, this time with a slot meant for holding an item...
You have upgraded the Alchemiter with the Scratcher! Using this, you can change any item into its magic-cueball counterpart. The symbol will look like this: Input /\/ Scratcher = Output
You duplicate the SCRATCHER first.
Thanks.
No, you can't! Another grimdark player will have to appear first...
No. If you used || Air Cannon as a result, you would have gotten a version of Gale of Thorns that had the form of an air cannon. That's how || alchemy works. That is, unless I misunderstood what you meant by air cannon....
Okay. You switch out of Trickster mode, but Serpent doesn't! And you have forgotten that you get a NASTY hangover after coming out of it... Thanks to your training, it's slightly nullified, however.
Thanks for the tip about your skin.
Tombsander is immune to the Fear debuff! He is a boss!
82,500 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
More Dark Carnival Cultists are added!
6,000 damage!
They're dead already!
Hephaestus on Ice && Eternal created...
FEAR NO ANVIL: At long last, you have achieved the ultimate hammer. Used by Hephaestus himself in blacksmithing and forging, it conceals time-based magicks as well as massive flaming combos.
You agress Dimentio with Fear No Anvil, dealing 11,000 damage!
The humidity doesn't lower entity attack. However, it does lower entity defense.
Wait, what? You're summoning a Hostile player? Those don't exist! Mario added, on the AG side! His health is nerfed.
113-BALL: A pool ball that flashes in many different colors... On its center is, in pure white, the number 113.
9,000 damage! Yes, you can.
You accept Tricky's help! He will now help you with one attack!
15,000 damage!
May I ask, why are you losing random body parts?
Again, no Hostile players! Villager added!
16,000 damage!
8,000 damage! Next attack against you may have a chance of not working thanks to the alchohol!
> Irecreeper: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 CHAIRSTORM - CHAIRNADO
You end up killing a Dark Carnival Cultist instead!
CANOPY'S CAPER: A massive staff forged from wood, yet seems to be virtually unbreakable. It is covered in moss, leaves, and various other plants. At its tip is a green orb imbued with the power of nature. It channels magic, and can accelerate the flow of nature and time.
14,000 damage to The_Serpent!
5 Dark Carnival Cultists killed! 5,000 damage to Dimentio!
The TARDIS door swings open. You enter it. Is anyone else going to come?
Just as you start meditating, something strikes your head. You open your eyes to see a white orb on the ground. You pick it up and see that something has been written on it, almost imperceptibly, in white ink...
You know I went along with you on that whole "Fourth-Wall Guardian" premise? There really is no such thing. I wasn't lying about it. I was making a joke about it. Pranking you, so to speak. Humor pays off in the end; a punchline means that there is no lying involved. It was all worth it for the hope of a laugh I could get at the end. Oh, and don't expect these messages from the sky to be commonplace. In fact, expect this to be the last one you get.
Yeah... I've gotta agree with him. There really is no such thing as a Fourth-Wall Guardian. And if there was, I think it would have been one of the Mojang staff.
You enter the TARDIS.
You accept Erelye's offer to allow you to go grimdark.
Okay, we have enough Homestuck expospeak gags.
You weren't in the middle of the strife! They were strifing far away from the players...
10,000 damage to Serpent! You use the Spare Tentacle on her, weakening her! This does not stun her, however. That wouldn't be fair...
You lash out at Nimbleguy, corrupting him with your aura. He has gone GRIMDARK. Nimbleguy is now pitted in STRIFE against insert_generic_username! However, he cannot return to normal as you had thought... He's now locked in grimdark until the end of the strife, like you!
You can command Tricky to do something once every turn.
I'm not so sure they were talking about you... We'll have to see.
Lord Doubtfire added!
8,000 damage to the cage!
Cultist killed!
+10,000 HP!
You cannot bring entities into the Strife!
15,000 damage! Every attack made by a Trickster this turn will be weakened!
You corrupt Leonstar0 with your aura. he goes GRIMDARK as well.
Nightmare Fuel && Eldritch Tentacle && Green Sun-Infused Resonance Gem && Ender Pearl = Black Sun-Infused Cascader (Level 20: 1/21)
Dark Carnival Cultist killed!
That's not how it works! You just use it to heal a guy.
You enter the TARDIS.
Devil's Interval ~~~ Loom = The Tritoner
THE TRITONER: A red conductor's suit. Also comes with a red baton.
TELLTALE DICE: A set of eight d8s colored pure black. Only one of their sides are marked with a pip. These pips are blue. Upon roll, the pips will grow and display holographic images of how the attack will proceed.
8,000 damage! No entities allowed! However, the Zilly Pigmen deal 3,000 damage before Erelye obliterates them.
You'll have seperate matches at the same time. You will be strifing Irecreeper!
Okay. I'll add that.
9,500 damage!
Dark Carnival Cultist killed!
You can only do three alchemies at once!
Alright. I didn't add your entities to the Battlefield because they were extremely weak (even with the life dolls) and would have fallen very quickly. If I were you, I would raise their HP to around ~20,000 or so and just get rid of the dolls.
You can't! Remember, Erelye is strifing Serpent right now, not you!
20,000 damage to Dimentio!
5-3-4-2-6-7-2-4
The dice fire swarms of miniature clowns at Paradox Dimentio! You throw the Unbreakable Katana at the dice, causing them to shine with a steely light, amplifying the attack! All the clowns grow to form a giant metal clown robot, which stomps on Dimentio! However, the Cultists block it. You kill 3.
The Twitchy Staff targets Paradox Dimentio, the Goat from Heck, and Kuero! 8,000 damage to Dimentio! The other two are now Confused! Dimentio WOULD be confused, but he is immune to status effects.
You equip the Mana Blade!
7,000 damage!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
2 Dark Carnival Cultists killed! Bio-Annihilator deals 15,000 damage!
7,500 damage to Tombsander!
Ohhh... I thought you typed an emoticon. I'm an idiot. I'll work on the Echeladder as soon as I can.
Cultist killed!
On what?
Okay! He runs in a really weird pattern caused by his ramming until he runs straight into a Cultist, killing it!
6,000 damage!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COMPLEMENTARY - COLORMATIC
You raise Ultramarine and split into nine copies of yourself! Seven are the colors of the rainbow, and the other two are white and black. They point their weapons at Kuero, and flash-step into him, trailing their colors as they go! They eventually crate a criss-crossing rainbow across the sky, shooting at Kuero, bludgeoning him, and lasering him until they all form one giant arc above him, firing a devastating redstone shot! 11,000 damage!
7,500 damage to Tombsander!
What skeleton?
10,500 damage!
There isn't! He just grins at you.
9,000 damage!
You slap TT, who suplexes you into a ravine in response!
9,000 damage to The_Serpent!
14,000 damage to Dimentio!
There's NO WAY you can alchemize something with Yggdrasil and get away with it. Here.
Canopy's Caper || Yggdrasil Twig = Yggdrasil's Staff (Level 9: 1/10)
Dark Carnival Cultist killed!
Meta Knight added!
6,000 damage! The herring deals 5,000 damage! It would have dealt more if it was red...
Bye, DaVinci. If you're going to leave, I won't stop you. Thanks for playing.
+25,000 Japhet HP!
You enter the TARDIS.
10,000 damage!
Midnight Octave ~~~ Loom = Midnight Octave
It's technically a pendant, which is worn as clothing, so...
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ORBITAL DROP - PLANET CRACKER
15,000 damage to Kuero!
7,500 damage to Tombsander!
The TARDIS stays open a bit more to accommodate any last-minute passengers...
THE OPERATOR decides to kill 3 Dark Carnival Cultists. I don't like him. He's just standing there... and watching.
The Dark Carnival Cultists deal 20,000 damage to ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡) and the Captcharoid Bot! The Goat from Heck uses Wrath of the Baa, dealing 10,000 damage to Lord Doubtfire and HMAS Serpent!
( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡) uses Nani Sore, dealing 6,000 damage to Kuero! Lord Doubtfire deals 5,000 damage to Dimentio!
Captcharoid Camera Doomsday Bot and Keuro kill a Cultist! The three players deal 15,000 damage to Japhet!
The PG entities deal 9,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio! Japhet fully heals HMAS Serpent! The Godmodder whips out the Red Tooth, kills the Goat from Heck, deals 30,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio, and kills 3 Cultists!
The strife continues.
Tombsander regenerates all of its HP! It then deals 10,000 damage to Phobos.
The Battlefield:
Prime TARDIS. Contains ManiacMasteR, Nimbleguy, NinjaV2403, and K4yne.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: -396,000/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII Dark Carnival Cultists: 10,000/10,000. (x130.)
Clippy: [H] HP: 515,000,000/2,500,000,000.
( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡): [N] HP: 96,000/130,000. Nani Sore: III Fifth Eye: IIIII
Lord Doubtfire: [N] HP: 90,000/100,000.
Captcharoid Camera Doomsday Bot: [AG] HP: 45,000/150,000. Ability Capture: III Ability Alchemiter: IIIIII
Kuero: [AG] HP: 4,000/40,000. Dusk's Umbra: III Assassinate: II Confused: I
Mario: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: III Mario Finale: IIII
Villager: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: III Timber: IIII
Meta Knight: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: III Galaxia Darkness: IIII
Japhet: [PG] HP: 31,000/100,000. Feather: IIIIIIIIII
HMAS Serpent: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 21/125. Killstreak: 33.
~~~
Strife~
TheLordErelye: IN STRIFE
Nimbleguy: IN STRIFE
Leonstar0: IN STRIFE
Trickster Side:
insert_generic_username: IN STRIFE
The_Serpent: IN STRIFE
pionoplayer: FREE
TT2000: UN-ENTERED
Irecreeper: IN STRIFE
TheLordErelye: [PL] HP: 60,000/90,000. Grimdark.
vs.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 47,000/90,000. Trickster.
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Nimbleguy: [PL] HP: 90,000/90,000. Grimdark.
vs.
insert_generic_username: [PL] HP: 90,000/90,000. Trickster.
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Leonstar0: [PL] HP: 90,000/90,000. Grimdark.
vs.
Irecreeper: [PL] HP: 90,000/90,000. Trickster.
The Nether:
Fortress Hall~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 13,000/30,000. Soulsand Cage: 8,000/25,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 3,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 0/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 13,000/30,000.
Tombsander: [BOSS] HP: 178,000/178,000. Gains +90,000 HP every turn. Slowsand: II Imprison: III Soul Breach: IIIII
Phoenix III: [N] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 3: Iron Sword. XP: 30,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP / BATTLE CRY
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Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 7: Avatar. XP: 13,875/125,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER/LV. 10 - ABSOLUTION] / TELESLASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CRESCENT SLICE/LV. 5 - GALE OF THORNS] / ELEMENTAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FOUR CORNERS]
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM / AVATAR STATE
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Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 4: Chair Prince. XP: 13,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIRSTORM [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CHAIRNADO] / CHAIR CRACKER
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zerithos. [AG] Lv. 2: Novice Dueler. XP: 15,500/30,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION
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DemonicDaVinci. [AG] Lv. 2: Two-Sided. XP: 20,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: PARADOX CLEAVE
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Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 1: Minor Aegis. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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Talist: [AG] Lv. 4: Alchemist's Familiar. XP: 37,900/40,000.
Tech Texts: GRIDLOCK [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GRIDIRON] / VANISHING ACT
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Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 2: Grey Vision. XP: 19,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META
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TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 11,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
~
Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 5: Riftwalker. XP: 20,487/60,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VIRTUAL MACHINE/LV. 5 - C SHARP] / BRASS TACKS
Combat Chest: FATAL ERROR
~
Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 4: Hostile Mind. XP: 0/40,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SQUARE DANCE] / DINNERTIME
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TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 7: High Roller. XP: 75,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION/LV. 10 - WORD OF GOD] / COLD FRONT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HURRICANE/LV. 5 - TEMPEST'S TEMPER] / OGOLOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT / WOEGOTHICS
~
insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 5: Zillyhoo Warhero. XP: 11,500/60,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - UNREAL AIR/LV. 5 - SANTA SMASH] / HELLA DICEROLL
Combat Chest: SUNRISE
~
NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 3: Fisherman. XP: 7,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH / BLACK INCHES
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Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0.
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Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 2: Yoshi Rider. XP: 18,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: EGG THROW
~
Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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jondanger23: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 18,000/25,000.
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Tabbune: [AG] HP: Lv. 1: Transcender. XP: 5,000/25,000.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 8: Lapis Lord. XP: 95,500/200,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME/LV. 10 - COLORMATIC]
ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT/LV. 5 - ATOMIC FIRE/LV. 10 - PLANET CRACKER]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES
~
The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 4: Unagi Watcher. XP: 33,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GODSLAYER] / UNAGI STORM
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K4yne: [PG] Lv. 4: Gentlemann. XP: 29,650/40,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ] / CUESTICK GENIUS
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 2: Alpha Tester. XP: 16,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED
~
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 7: Doombringer. XP: 2,575/125,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY/LV. 10 - ONE] / DOOMSDAY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ARMAGEDDON/LV. 5 - RAGNAROK] / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR / QUANTUM VORTEX
~
engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 3: Grodbort's Protege. XP: 30,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING / NINJANEER
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pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 7: Devoid of Heat. XP: 82,500/125,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT 'N SHOOT/LV. 10 - BULLET HELL] / HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE] / DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL]
Combat Chest: ENCORE / NORTHERN WIND
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ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 8: Netherender. XP: 27,100/200,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED/LV. 10 - ARES' AWAKENING]
BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE/LV. 5 - SUPER HOT/LV. 10 - EVERY DAY]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS
~
XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 5: Missile Launcher. XP: 46,025/60,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED/LV. 5 - DISPENSE THIS] / HAMMER TIME
Combat Chest: CHAOS CONTROL
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
Trickster charge 15/15 I use this somewhat mediocre charge to... blast Nimble with so much happiness (and lollipops) that he starts to lose some of his grimdarkness/eldritch power. I then start a jazz band with my fellow Tricksters, as this is a particularly auspicious moment. We jazz so hard I am incredibly inspired, boosting my attack, healing The_Serpent and making the Godmodder slightly apprehensive of our fearsome BRASS INSTRUMENTS.
Sweet Bro 1/50, Hella Jeff 1/50
Giga Drill 4/4, Dicespheres of Zillyfail 10/9
Ooh, Giga Drill. Well, let's charge up a fitting Break. Giga Drill Break 1/15
Wait, it's done. I take the Dicespheres of Zillyfail and shoot them into Nimble. They then produce some weird result. ... I'm worried about those tubas. Hold on a second. *Duplicate* There we go. And for testing... Tubas /\/ Scratcher Both normal and Nimble versions, please. Either that or he promises not to use those freaking tubas. I put up an anti-tuba enchantment.
I vigorously poke Armored_Automagi's hand until it breaks. This takes approximately 2 pokes.
Also, before I forget, I create a copy of the Mind Protection Helmet and give it to The_Serpent. I also appearify one from a doomed timeline. I also conveniently toss him into the TARDIS.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Four Elements ~~~ Loom
>Increasing Damage Dealt Per Attack for One Turn.
I shoot the Cultists with all the suits.
And all four elements for good measure.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Anyway, I paint Dimentio white. Why? I don't know!
I DRINK S()ME LEM()NADE.
TITANFALL:8/11
General 3: 36/40
General 4: 36/40
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
/Null
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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