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Research 33/50 (+1 from Eglarbroad)
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113 Ball 11/11!
+1 to Leon and Eglarbroad.
I examine the 113 Ball. Then, I narrow my eyes at Serpent ever so slightly, and drive multiple blasts of the Ogle of Nyarlathotep through her psyche. Since the damage dealt by my Woegothics attack was healed, can I use it again? If I may, I do so instead of the other attack. Complete mastery of the dark throes with no repercussion? I would kill for that. I am, in fact, attempting to kill for it right now.
Leon and Nimble, if you two wish to be Grimdark to help fight, I will corrupt you. If not, I understand.
Wandstick of Zillylye? This is what occurs when you try to give happiness to, or even try to make my armaments less grim.
Actually, Mate in Four has given me an excellent idea for the somewhat near future. Good.
I suppose I accept Tricky's help.
==-=-==-=-==-=-==-=-==
You succeed.
Then, you try to remember what to do next.
The Totem Lathe!
How does this thing even work? Do you just... stick it on there? That appears to be the case. Now: Alchemiter time. You briefly look up into the sky, and-
Gorilla.
A gigantic meteor. Great. You suppose you should hurry, and you stick the Dowel on the Alchemiter... it is getting closer...
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
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=TURN ONE=
=[27 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[17 / 25]= Queen Bee
OWWWWW-
Don't you know it REALLY HURTS when you shoot grimdarky things at other people!?
Oh, sweet.
NO MORE RAINBOWS AND STUFF!
BEST.
DAY.
EVE-
OH GOD MY WHOLE LOWER BODY IS GONE.
...
I really shouldn't be alive now.
I quickly move my hand to pull THE OTHER SIDE out of my Hammerspace Backpack!
However, I end up pulling out a pie, which I throw at Dimento!
And then I pull out a flower pot, which is also thrown out at Dimento!
After a few minutes of pulling things out of my HAMMERSPACE BACKPACK and tossing them, I finally pull out THE OTHER SIDE.
I then FINALLY SHOOT DIMENTO WITH IT.
50 post - I summon a Hostile Villager. He's a player with 40,000 hitpoints, 5,000 attack (deals the same amount to each hit target) and can hit more than one target at once. Has a 50% chance of pocketing one ranged attack directed at him and throwing it back at the attacker in addition to his attack. If it was a player, he's stunned for one post and may only boost charges already started.
50 post - He has three respawns and his ultimate is building a house on top of three random entities, dealing 25,000 to each of them.
I take out a set of ROBOT LEGS and give them to Irecreeper. I can be helpful, you know.
Heh. I take out another Skylight Jawbreaker Bomb, resize it if need be, and load it into the Magnum of Zillydeud. Dimentio notices the magnum, and laughs. He points out that I am using an alchemy, and he's immune to those. However, the magnum ruse was a distaction from my more powerful attack: Letting the Trollplayers AGGRESS the gorilla out of him. After the attack, it is revealed that they literally beat a gorilla out of him, and it then proceeds to maul the gorilla out of him. ;D And then I toss another Skylight Jawbreaker bomb into him. With a tiny hammer on it to provide the critical pressure. (Assume my SJbombs will detonate on impact from now on.) Oh hey, I actually can shoot him? Then I do so.
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=TURN TWO=
=[28 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[18 / 25]= Queen Bee
I quickly put on the ROBOT LEGS.
I then use CHAIRNADO, and jump into the tornado.
Not only is Dimento hit by loads of chairs, but he's also hit by me SPINKICKING him at a rapid rate, with TORNADO SPEED.
3/8 for the Tempest
I finish Canopy's Caper.
4/6 for the Kinetic Killers
15/50 for Vulcanos
13/15 for charged attack
Tricky rushes up behind serpent while she is occupied with erelye, and smashes her into the ground with his street sign. H̬̬᷁e̼̹͆h͕͋̂.᷈̽͜ L̴̛̳ͭ̒ͭ̏i̧̨̥ͭ̑ͭ͠k̤̙̑ͭͪͭ̈́ē᷂̹͔ͭͦͭ ̡͕̪ͭ̏ͭͅi̱͚̖ͭ̐ͭ᷾t̵̷̢ͭͭ͘͞?᷿̦ͭ̏ͩͭ̈́ T̷͙͙᷿͙ͮ̇h͙͚͙͐᷁͜͟i͙̝͙ͦͩ᷁͋s͙͉᷿͙̳̃͢ ̢͔͙͙̋ͪͮt͙̞͙̒̑̎̋h͙͙́̎̊ͪͨį̷̢͙̼͙̅ń̷̡͙̼͙̒g̖͙͍͙͋᷾̔'͙̹͙͂̊̓͞s͙̰͙̋᷄̈́͞ ̛͙͙́ͦͧ͌b͙̲͙ͣ͗ͥ͠e͙̞͙͆͂ͪͧe̷͙̠̼̳͙̹n̺͙̹̦͙̿͌ ͙͙̳̺͙᷊͡d͙͙̒͋̑ͮͪi̡͙͙̠ͩ̊̑p̛͙᷂͖͙̕͢p̰͙̥͙᷾͘̚e͔͙̫͙̎᷄͢d̡͙̺͙͚̉᷄ ͙͍͎͙͕͋ͅĩ̡͙͙ͬ᷃͠ṉ͙̝͙᷈ͩ͝ ̗͙̤͙̍ͦ᷾h̫͙̠̞͙ͮ͞o͙͙͑̍᷾͘̕r͏͙̰͙͋̏͢r͙͕͙̓᷾͆̅o̷̵͙͙ͥ̿͗ȑ̷͙͕͙͊͜-͙͙̬ͥ̂̊̉t͙͓͙̯̊ͮͪe̺͙͙̐᷁͐͑ȑ̹͙͙̈́ͬ͡r̷͙̙̙͙ͬ͞o͍͙᷂͙ͣ̇͟r͙ͯ᷉᷁͏͙̄ ̸͙͙̇̋͑͡b̨̻͙͙̃͛̒l͙̩̱͙ͪ᷉̂o̷͙̫͙ͤ́̎o͙͎̥̲͙̔̀d̡͙͙᷀̉ͯ̕.̩͙̤͙ͨ͋̕ E̻᷿͉̙͒ͣ͒ṉ̬͍͒ͨ͒͆j̴̧͓͎ͤ͒͒o̮̽͒͗ͪ͒ͮy̴͈͒ͩ͒͜͝ ̞᷿͑͒͂᷆͒t̝͒̒͑͒ͣ͟h̺͒ͭͪ͒͜͡e̮̤̲͒́͌͒ ͔̭̂͒᷇̌͒v̶̢̘͔᷉͒͒i᷿̦̦͒̅͒͝s͇̰᷿͒᷾͒ͩi̲̲̦͒ͮͮ͒o͖͕̫̩͒ͤ͒ņ̡͒̆᷉͒͢s̵̵̻͒᷇͒̚.̵᷿͋͒̈͒͡
And then Serpent's avatar has its mind ripped apart by visions horrible enough to drive a horror-terror insane.
Seriously, improbability drives are some pretty scary stuff.
And with that, Tricky's assist action for the round is expended, I can't do anything else with him this update.
piono grins as the first wave of assistance from out of godcraft comes in.
A massive fleet of star destroyers.
The fleet blocks out the sky, and in one massive barrage, unleash their lasers down upon Paradox Dimentio and the dark carnival cultists.
Piono does not see this, because about that time, the improbability drive he is holding explodes from being left in reverse for too long.
Phobos uses battle technique: Deep Freeze lvl2: Frozen in Time on Tombsander.
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HMMM... I G() INT() THE PRIME TARDIS. I WANT T() KN()W WHAT THIS IS.
TITANFALL: 5/11
I go up to Dimentio. You have broken many Fourth Wall rules. Too many. You will be extremely punished. I start meditating. I float in the air. Symbols appear on the ground. More and more appear. I then open my eyes-
Welcome, Dimentio, to the realm of the ancients.
In the middle of a void, a temple floats. Inside the temple is Maniac, Dimentio, and... the other Fourth Wall guardians. Everyone (except Scratch) is there. Gman. Landia. Hylia. Just to name a few.
This is the guy you summoned us, Maniac, a.. clown?
Are you trying to pull our legs?
RAAAAWR!!!!
Guys! This is the guy! He has been using the Flipping powers to flip between dimensions, messing them up. HE stole the TARDIS!
Murmuring happened between the guardians. They all agreed, he will be punished. They all tackled him, while Maniac, Landia, Gman, and Hylia watched. After 5 minutes, the fighting subsided. Dimentio was in obvious pain.
My turn.
Gman hits Dimentio extremely hard with his suitcase. He launches backwards, into Hylia.
Be baved in the light, man of sin!
Powerful light hits Dimentio, burning him and blinding him. Then, Landia's heads all fire a stream of fire at him, completely burning him.
Then, Maniac charges with Diablo in hand. He then hits Dimentio squarely in the chest, the blade cutting through his heart. Then-
Dimentio appears on the ground of the battlefield.
General 3: 33/40
General 4: 33/40
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
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POST 2;
12/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 5/11)
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 3/11)
Glitchy Alloy || Unstable Spaceship Core = ? (2/?) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Erelye two times.
I enter the TARDIS.
...I accept. Whats the worst that could happen...
...
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
A small creature is spinning on his wheel. Today just so happens to be this creature's 42,133,712th revolution on it's wheel since it's birth. Today the name of this creature will be revealed to everyone else, even though it's birth was 42,133,712 revolutions ago.
What will the name of this creature be?
THE MISSION
My Name in All Caps
Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ
MODIFYING THE MEDIUM WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update. So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am. TABLE OF CONTENTS CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING Page 1: Introduction Page 2: Table of Contents CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS Page 3: The Art of Reversing Page 4: The First Effects Page 5: The Speed of Air Page 6: Temporal Madness Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 0/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 300/1000 AQUA: 300/1000 TERRA: 300/1000 AER: 300/1000 ORDO: 300/1000 PERDITO: 50/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
*a nearby fenestrated wall ceases to function and instead plays SBaHJ the movle!
Witnesses recount the opening of a hole in space as tricksterism and grimdarkness react chaotically to the inherent Chaos in Netpatham's class!
((Possibly Knight of Void))
What just happened t0 me?
I feel strangely...empty.
H0le in Space active!
Aggress.
*I p0int what I think is my new gun at Parad0x Dimenti0...But it isn't. It's simply my fingers, held in a gun shape.... And...I fire what is essentially a buzzsaw thr0ugh the fabric of spacetime...Dimenti0 is torn in half!*
Battle Technique: Deep Dark H0le
I charge at Dimenti0...But I'm currently a h0le in the fabric 0f spacetime. *massive disc0mb0bulati0n 0f intervening scenery*
Impact in 3...2...1... *rrrrriiiippppppppppppppp*
I actually sh00t Dimenti0 with my new gun, just f0r l0ls. With all f0ur barrels.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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39/40... (+1 from Gerbil)
Research 35/50 (+1 from Gerbil)
20/30
+1 to Gerbil/Eglarbroad/Nimble and Leon.
Suddenly, the clouds of my Grimdarkness begin pouring out Nightmare Fuel. This slowly causes Serpent's brain/think pan to melt, along with amplifying any and all visions. However, as soon as globs of it reach my aura, those said globs are immediately absorbed. This makes my aura temporarily overcharged, and the excess leaps off and solidifies into Thornflames, which gather around, making the landscape nearby gloomier. Actually, that reminds me. Whilst Serpent is busy fighting off the horrorterror-blood induced visions, I use the Spare Tentacle on her. This shall make it much easier. If she is not fighting Tricky for some bizarre reason, I still use the Tentacle.
Very well. I close my eyes, (still keeping a psychic eye on Serpent) and say a few words.
Then, a tentacle aura surrounds Nimble. You do, of course, have the option of switching back to normal whenever you wish.
Oh, and please be careful.
ENTER NAME: Vathelheim Strugellan VII. (I hope this is not a reference that I do not get...)
Since I appear to have to command Tricky for the duration of the STRIFE, I tell him to attack as horrifically as possible. You know, tear out her intestines, hang her with them, et cetera, et cetera.
I find it quite convenient that the orange Crossroads hand being said something about a "gray one". I appear to have gray skin at the moment; perhaps I could help. I know quite a bit on the subjects of unknown god-beings and releasing Old Ones from the depths, though I usually do this in the ocean.
==-=-==-=-==-=-==-=-==
You pull out the newly-forged Cruxite Tome, and stride over to the edge of the roof, looking upon the lush forests of Vetas, currently burning from repeated meteor strikes. Is this the last you will see of the planet? Perhaps. Perhaps not. You hold up the Tome as the greatest meteor comes ever closer...
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Someone wearing a billowing purple cape and a massive pimp hat, carrying a rapier, strolls on to the battlefield.
Sunset/Moonrise: [5/50]
Nether: The drone punches the inside of the cage repeatedly, increasing the size of the earlier made hole in it.
Overworld: Another drone walks out of the Control Core Tank, wielding the Pomson 9000. It spots Dimentio's mirror image, growls, and flash-steps over to the clown, before tearing a chunk out of Dimentio's face, loading it, and firing the chunk of flesh back at Dimentio. Then it follows up by whacking Dimentio in the balls with the Pomson 9000 because adsfghjkl DO NOT QUESTION ME!
( I would really appreciate a +2 from Erelye and Nimble please!)
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 33/50 +1 self
TRAPCARD: 10/10 (Twin I'll PM you the effects, I'll use it in my battle)
Endeavor: 12/20 +1 self +3 from Erelye
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
SPELL CAST:
IMPRINT...
Now go Leonstar1...
Leonstar0: "Okay Erelye... Ready..."
"I really don't want to do this..."
I prepare for Grimdarkness.
I expend a Holy Mackerel Gamma to heal my bot, which I am bringing into battle.
So, since it's out of the way of the battlefield can it not be dealt damage by random entities? Until the battle is over.
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40/40!
Research 37/50 (+1 from Leon)
21/30
+1 to Leon x2.
Yes.
40/40 Expended.
I glance around at the composition of this STRIFE. Tricksters, and those who care enough about me to aid in a fight such as this.
Then, I levitate into the air. While I float in the air, glancing down at the Tricksters, my eyes become inverted quasars, consuming all light in the vicinity. Then:
An eldritch shockwave reverberates across the entirety of the STRIFE area. Those who are not undead clowns, beings suffering from the broodfester tongues, or Leon automatically have their heads filled with the most horrific, mind-debilitating, Trickster-annihilating visions that have ever occurred, or will ever occur in paradox space. This is all mainly targeting Serpent, but it also fills the minds of all the Tricksters watching our duel unfold. Then, I utter a stream of chants and phrases in the elder tongue, and slowly descend to the ground. The cloud of my Grimdarkness begins to grow larger, expanding across the area...
Leon, very well. You may, as was aforementioned, return to your normal state whenever you wish.
The meteor is directly above your abode. It is big enough to cause a crater so rippling, so eradicative, that it may very well doom this planet. You close your eyes, gripping the tome.
==-=-==-=-==-=-==-=-==
(I also do Nightmare Fuel && Eldritch Tentacle && Green Sun Infused Resonance Gem && Ender Pearl 1/???. A base crafting ingredient nobody shall ever be able to comprehend, perhaps? A Green Sun Infused Resonance Gem, for future reference, is essentially a magic battery.)
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
I cant aid in the strife unless you corrupt me appartently...
[snipped recipe, its too long! :m] = Master Emerald (lvl 10 8/11)
Power vortex gate 26/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 7/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 5)
I attack dimento with my Antipolar Autobow!
ERELYE, STOP BEING RIDICULOUSLY OVERPOWERED! I QUICKLY FLY AT ERELYE AT ZILLYSPEED, AND COLLIDE WITH HIM. WHAT SHOULD HAVE KILLED US BOTH, HOWEVER, SEEMS TO ONLY HAVE AFFECTED HIM, SINCE MY ZILLYFIELD PROTECTED ME. CHERUB ENERGIES LEAK INTO ERELYE'S MIND AND MAKE HIM FEEL A STRANGE, UNSETTLING EMOTION. HAPPINESS. OF COURSE, HE NATURALLY DISPELS THE ENERGIES, BUT I AM BASHING HIM WITH A GIANT CANDY CORN FROM BEHIND.
I SUMMON THE THREE ZILLY PIGMEN FROM THE DEPTHS OF CHERUBIUM TO AID ME IN COMBAT.
Erelye, grimdarkness is closer to Trickster than you think. Both allow you to get what you want. Trickster just focuses on the happy side and is a bit more insane. Grimdarkness is all about the negative side. Rose wanted revenge, and she almost got it, though Bec Noir was of course much stronger than her even in that state. And the horrorterrors wanted her to kill Bec Noir, since it would eliminate the need for the creation of the Green Sun and remove Scratch, and therefore English, from existence. You may be more in control, but you are directly serving the horrorterrors.
( I would really appreciate a +2 Nimble. Please!)
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 34/50 +1 self
TRAPCARD: 10/10 (See PM for effects)
Endeavor: 15/20 +1 self +2 from Erelye
iii: 1/50
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar0: "Urgh... Yep, Just like being dredged with a bucket of slime"
A dark aura surround me, almost bursting at the seams.
Leonstar0: "Oh no you don't!"
The aura contracts until it is skin tight.
Leonstar0: "Channeling dark energy is not healthy for me"
I then kneel over and vomit...
I clutch onto the Monolithium, it's faint aura steadying me.
Anyway, how will this strife be taking place. Will only two players be PVPing at a time or will we have separate matches at the same time?
( I would really appreciate a +2 Nimble. Please!)
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 35/50 +1 self
TRAPCARD: 10/10 (See PM for effects)
Endeavor: 16/20 +1 self
iii: 2/50
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
I guess I summon a giant magical 'hologram' above the battlefield which contains a list of Tricksters and Grimdarkers, as well as if they lost and to who.
Basically a 'physical' scoreboard.
Research 33/50 (+1 from Eglarbroad)
19/30
113 Ball 11/11!
+1 to Leon and Eglarbroad.
I examine the 113 Ball. Then, I narrow my eyes at Serpent ever so slightly, and drive multiple blasts of the Ogle of Nyarlathotep through her psyche. Since the damage dealt by my Woegothics attack was healed, can I use it again? If I may, I do so instead of the other attack. Complete mastery of the dark throes with no repercussion? I would kill for that. I am, in fact, attempting to kill for it right now.
Leon and Nimble, if you two wish to be Grimdark to help fight, I will corrupt you. If not, I understand.
Wandstick of Zillylye? This is what occurs when you try to give happiness to, or even try to make my armaments less grim.
Actually, Mate in Four has given me an excellent idea for the somewhat near future. Good.
I suppose I accept Tricky's help.
==-=-==-=-==-=-==-=-==
You succeed.
Then, you try to remember what to do next.
The Totem Lathe!
How does this thing even work? Do you just... stick it on there? That appears to be the case. Now: Alchemiter time. You briefly look up into the sky, and-
Gorilla.
A gigantic meteor. Great. You suppose you should hurry, and you stick the Dowel on the Alchemiter... it is getting closer...
=[27 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[17 / 25]= Queen Bee
OWWWWW-
Don't you know it REALLY HURTS when you shoot grimdarky things at other people!?
Oh, sweet.
NO MORE RAINBOWS AND STUFF!
BEST.
DAY.
EVE-
OH GOD MY WHOLE LOWER BODY IS GONE.
...
I really shouldn't be alive now.
I quickly move my hand to pull THE OTHER SIDE out of my Hammerspace Backpack!
However, I end up pulling out a pie, which I throw at Dimento!
And then I pull out a flower pot, which is also thrown out at Dimento!
After a few minutes of pulling things out of my HAMMERSPACE BACKPACK and tossing them, I finally pull out THE OTHER SIDE.
I then FINALLY SHOOT DIMENTO WITH IT.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
40/50 Attacking...
40/50 Attacking...
========== 66%
Gee... It's getting kinda humid out here....
9/10 Misc...
10/10x19 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
50/50 x0 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
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4/? Poseidon's Culler
4/? After Eight
50 post - I summon a Hostile Villager. He's a player with 40,000 hitpoints, 5,000 attack (deals the same amount to each hit target) and can hit more than one target at once. Has a 50% chance of pocketing one ranged attack directed at him and throwing it back at the attacker in addition to his attack. If it was a player, he's stunned for one post and may only boost charges already started.
50 post - He has three respawns and his ultimate is building a house on top of three random entities, dealing 25,000 to each of them.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Heh. I take out another Skylight Jawbreaker Bomb, resize it if need be, and load it into the Magnum of Zillydeud. Dimentio notices the magnum, and laughs. He points out that I am using an alchemy, and he's immune to those. However, the magnum ruse was a distaction from my more powerful attack: Letting the Trollplayers AGGRESS the gorilla out of him. After the attack, it is revealed that they literally beat a gorilla out of him, and it then proceeds to maul the gorilla out of him. ;D And then I toss another Skylight Jawbreaker bomb into him. With a tiny hammer on it to provide the critical pressure. (Assume my SJbombs will detonate on impact from now on.) Oh hey, I actually can shoot him? Then I do so.
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Oh no
=[28 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[18 / 25]= Queen Bee
I quickly put on the ROBOT LEGS.
I then use CHAIRNADO, and jump into the tornado.
Not only is Dimento hit by loads of chairs, but he's also hit by me SPINKICKING him at a rapid rate, with TORNADO SPEED.
(Use the Twitchy Staff!)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I finish Canopy's Caper.
4/6 for the Kinetic Killers
15/50 for Vulcanos
13/15 for charged attack
Tricky rushes up behind serpent while she is occupied with erelye, and smashes her into the ground with his street sign.
H̬̬᷁e̼̹͆h͕͋̂.᷈̽͜
L̴̛̳ͭ̒ͭ̏i̧̨̥ͭ̑ͭ͠k̤̙̑ͭͪͭ̈́ē᷂̹͔ͭͦͭ ̡͕̪ͭ̏ͭͅi̱͚̖ͭ̐ͭ᷾t̵̷̢ͭͭ͘͞?᷿̦ͭ̏ͩͭ̈́
T̷͙͙᷿͙ͮ̇h͙͚͙͐᷁͜͟i͙̝͙ͦͩ᷁͋s͙͉᷿͙̳̃͢ ̢͔͙͙̋ͪͮt͙̞͙̒̑̎̋h͙͙́̎̊ͪͨį̷̢͙̼͙̅ń̷̡͙̼͙̒g̖͙͍͙͋᷾̔'͙̹͙͂̊̓͞s͙̰͙̋᷄̈́͞ ̛͙͙́ͦͧ͌b͙̲͙ͣ͗ͥ͠e͙̞͙͆͂ͪͧe̷͙̠̼̳͙̹n̺͙̹̦͙̿͌ ͙͙̳̺͙᷊͡d͙͙̒͋̑ͮͪi̡͙͙̠ͩ̊̑p̛͙᷂͖͙̕͢p̰͙̥͙᷾͘̚e͔͙̫͙̎᷄͢d̡͙̺͙͚̉᷄ ͙͍͎͙͕͋ͅĩ̡͙͙ͬ᷃͠ṉ͙̝͙᷈ͩ͝ ̗͙̤͙̍ͦ᷾h̫͙̠̞͙ͮ͞o͙͙͑̍᷾͘̕r͏͙̰͙͋̏͢r͙͕͙̓᷾͆̅o̷̵͙͙ͥ̿͗ȑ̷͙͕͙͊͜-͙͙̬ͥ̂̊̉t͙͓͙̯̊ͮͪe̺͙͙̐᷁͐͑ȑ̹͙͙̈́ͬ͡r̷͙̙̙͙ͬ͞o͍͙᷂͙ͣ̇͟r͙ͯ᷉᷁͏͙̄ ̸͙͙̇̋͑͡b̨̻͙͙̃͛̒l͙̩̱͙ͪ᷉̂o̷͙̫͙ͤ́̎o͙͎̥̲͙̔̀d̡͙͙᷀̉ͯ̕.̩͙̤͙ͨ͋̕
E̻᷿͉̙͒ͣ͒ṉ̬͍͒ͨ͒͆j̴̧͓͎ͤ͒͒o̮̽͒͗ͪ͒ͮy̴͈͒ͩ͒͜͝ ̞᷿͑͒͂᷆͒t̝͒̒͑͒ͣ͟h̺͒ͭͪ͒͜͡e̮̤̲͒́͌͒ ͔̭̂͒᷇̌͒v̶̢̘͔᷉͒͒i᷿̦̦͒̅͒͝s͇̰᷿͒᷾͒ͩi̲̲̦͒ͮͮ͒o͖͕̫̩͒ͤ͒ņ̡͒̆᷉͒͢s̵̵̻͒᷇͒̚.̵᷿͋͒̈͒͡
And then Serpent's avatar has its mind ripped apart by visions horrible enough to drive a horror-terror insane.
Seriously, improbability drives are some pretty scary stuff.
And with that, Tricky's assist action for the round is expended, I can't do anything else with him this update.
piono grins as the first wave of assistance from out of godcraft comes in.
A massive fleet of star destroyers.
The fleet blocks out the sky, and in one massive barrage, unleash their lasers down upon Paradox Dimentio and the dark carnival cultists.
Piono does not see this, because about that time, the improbability drive he is holding explodes from being left in reverse for too long.
Phobos uses battle technique: Deep Freeze lvl2: Frozen in Time on Tombsander.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
TITANFALL: 5/11
I go up to Dimentio. You have broken many Fourth Wall rules. Too many. You will be extremely punished. I start meditating. I float in the air. Symbols appear on the ground. More and more appear. I then open my eyes-
Welcome, Dimentio, to the realm of the ancients.
In the middle of a void, a temple floats. Inside the temple is Maniac, Dimentio, and... the other Fourth Wall guardians. Everyone (except Scratch) is there. Gman. Landia. Hylia. Just to name a few.
This is the guy you summoned us, Maniac, a.. clown?
Are you trying to pull our legs?
RAAAAWR!!!!
Guys! This is the guy! He has been using the Flipping powers to flip between dimensions, messing them up. HE stole the TARDIS!
Murmuring happened between the guardians. They all agreed, he will be punished. They all tackled him, while Maniac, Landia, Gman, and Hylia watched. After 5 minutes, the fighting subsided. Dimentio was in obvious pain.
My turn.
Gman hits Dimentio extremely hard with his suitcase. He launches backwards, into Hylia.
Be baved in the light, man of sin!
Powerful light hits Dimentio, burning him and blinding him. Then, Landia's heads all fire a stream of fire at him, completely burning him.
Then, Maniac charges with Diablo in hand. He then hits Dimentio squarely in the chest, the blade cutting through his heart. Then-
Dimentio appears on the ground of the battlefield.
General 3: 33/40
General 4: 33/40
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
12/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 5/11)
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 3/11)
Glitchy Alloy || Unstable Spaceship Core = ? (2/?)
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Erelye two times.
I enter the TARDIS.
...I accept. Whats the worst that could happen...
...
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
A small creature is spinning on his wheel. Today just so happens to be this creature's 42,133,712th revolution on it's wheel since it's birth. Today the name of this creature will be revealed to everyone else, even though it's birth was 42,133,712 revolutions ago.
What will the name of this creature be?
THE MISSION
My Name in All Caps
Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ
MODIFYING THE MEDIUM
WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME
The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update.
So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING
Page 1: Introduction
Page 2: Table of Contents
CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS
Page 3: The Art of Reversing
Page 4: The First Effects
Page 5: The Speed of Air
Page 6: Temporal Madness
Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: II
EATEN: NULL
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 500/500
LIFE FORCE: 500/500
INSANITY: 0/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 300/1000
AQUA: 300/1000
TERRA: 300/1000
AER: 300/1000
ORDO: 300/1000
PERDITO: 50/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: II
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
Waitwaitwaitletmegetoutofthemiddlefirst!!!!!!!!!
*kablamph*
Wha...*fszt*
*a nearby fenestrated wall ceases to function and instead plays SBaHJ the movle!
Witnesses recount the opening of a hole in space as tricksterism and grimdarkness react chaotically to the inherent Chaos in Netpatham's class!
((Possibly Knight of Void))
What just happened t0 me?
I feel strangely...empty.
H0le in Space active!
Aggress.
*I p0int what I think is my new gun at Parad0x Dimenti0...But it isn't. It's simply my fingers, held in a gun shape.... And...I fire what is essentially a buzzsaw thr0ugh the fabric of spacetime...Dimenti0 is torn in half!*
Battle Technique: Deep Dark H0le
I charge at Dimenti0...But I'm currently a h0le in the fabric 0f spacetime. *massive disc0mb0bulati0n 0f intervening scenery*
Impact in 3...2...1... *rrrrriiiippppppppppppppp*
I actually sh00t Dimenti0 with my new gun, just f0r l0ls. With all f0ur barrels.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Research 35/50 (+1 from Gerbil)
20/30
+1 to Gerbil/Eglarbroad/Nimble and Leon.
Suddenly, the clouds of my Grimdarkness begin pouring out Nightmare Fuel. This slowly causes Serpent's brain/think pan to melt, along with amplifying any and all visions. However, as soon as globs of it reach my aura, those said globs are immediately absorbed. This makes my aura temporarily overcharged, and the excess leaps off and solidifies into Thornflames, which gather around, making the landscape nearby gloomier. Actually, that reminds me. Whilst Serpent is busy fighting off the horrorterror-blood induced visions, I use the Spare Tentacle on her. This shall make it much easier. If she is not fighting Tricky for some bizarre reason, I still use the Tentacle.
Very well. I close my eyes, (still keeping a psychic eye on Serpent) and say a few words.
Osa'che. Sa'cheapamsa'r ual josa's survsa've. Sa'josa's sustal'oa ual.
Then, a tentacle aura surrounds Nimble. You do, of course, have the option of switching back to normal whenever you wish.
Oh, and please be careful.
ENTER NAME: Vathelheim Strugellan VII. (I hope this is not a reference that I do not get...)
Since I appear to have to command Tricky for the duration of the STRIFE, I tell him to attack as horrifically as possible. You know, tear out her intestines, hang her with them, et cetera, et cetera.
I find it quite convenient that the orange Crossroads hand being said something about a "gray one". I appear to have gray skin at the moment; perhaps I could help. I know quite a bit on the subjects of unknown god-beings and releasing Old Ones from the depths, though I usually do this in the ocean.
==-=-==-=-==-=-==-=-==
You pull out the newly-forged Cruxite Tome, and stride over to the edge of the roof, looking upon the lush forests of Vetas, currently burning from repeated meteor strikes. Is this the last you will see of the planet? Perhaps. Perhaps not. You hold up the Tome as the greatest meteor comes ever closer...
Someone wearing a billowing purple cape and a massive pimp hat, carrying a rapier, strolls on to the battlefield.
Sunset/Moonrise: [5/50]
Nether: The drone punches the inside of the cage repeatedly, increasing the size of the earlier made hole in it.
Overworld: Another drone walks out of the Control Core Tank, wielding the Pomson 9000. It spots Dimentio's mirror image, growls, and flash-steps over to the clown, before tearing a chunk out of Dimentio's face, loading it, and firing the chunk of flesh back at Dimentio. Then it follows up by whacking Dimentio in the balls with the Pomson 9000 because adsfghjkl DO NOT QUESTION ME!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 33/50 +1 self
TRAPCARD: 10/10 (Twin I'll PM you the effects, I'll use it in my battle)
Endeavor: 12/20 +1 self +3 from Erelye
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
SPELL CAST:
IMPRINT...
Now go Leonstar1...
Leonstar0: "Okay Erelye... Ready..."
"I really don't want to do this..."
I prepare for Grimdarkness.
I expend a Holy Mackerel Gamma to heal my bot, which I am bringing into battle.
So, since it's out of the way of the battlefield can it not be dealt damage by random entities? Until the battle is over.
Ability Capture
Recharge in: 1 turns.
Captured Abilities:
Square Dance
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 15 - 1 for bot
Research 37/50 (+1 from Leon)
21/30
+1 to Leon x2.
Yes.
40/40 Expended.
I glance around at the composition of this STRIFE. Tricksters, and those who care enough about me to aid in a fight such as this.
Then, I levitate into the air. While I float in the air, glancing down at the Tricksters, my eyes become inverted quasars, consuming all light in the vicinity. Then:
Despasa'r sa's ash belac. Mor sa's ash solutsa'on. Ual shash ash fasa'l.
An eldritch shockwave reverberates across the entirety of the STRIFE area. Those who are not undead clowns, beings suffering from the broodfester tongues, or Leon automatically have their heads filled with the most horrific, mind-debilitating, Trickster-annihilating visions that have ever occurred, or will ever occur in paradox space. This is all mainly targeting Serpent, but it also fills the minds of all the Tricksters watching our duel unfold. Then, I utter a stream of chants and phrases in the elder tongue, and slowly descend to the ground. The cloud of my Grimdarkness begins to grow larger, expanding across the area...
Leon, very well. You may, as was aforementioned, return to your normal state whenever you wish.
Osa'che. Sa'cheapamsa'r ual josa's survsa've. Sa'josa's sustal'oa ual.
==-=-==-=-==-=-==-=-==
The meteor is directly above your abode. It is big enough to cause a crater so rippling, so eradicative, that it may very well doom this planet. You close your eyes, gripping the tome.
==-=-==-=-==-=-==-=-==
(I also do Nightmare Fuel && Eldritch Tentacle && Green Sun Infused Resonance Gem && Ender Pearl 1/???. A base crafting ingredient nobody shall ever be able to comprehend, perhaps? A Green Sun Infused Resonance Gem, for future reference, is essentially a magic battery.)
[snipped recipe, its too long! :m] = Master Emerald (lvl 10 8/11)
Power vortex gate 26/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 7/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 5)
I attack dimento with my Antipolar Autobow!
INVENTORY
I SUMMON THE THREE ZILLY PIGMEN FROM THE DEPTHS OF CHERUBIUM TO AID ME IN COMBAT.
Erelye, grimdarkness is closer to Trickster than you think. Both allow you to get what you want. Trickster just focuses on the happy side and is a bit more insane. Grimdarkness is all about the negative side. Rose wanted revenge, and she almost got it, though Bec Noir was of course much stronger than her even in that state. And the horrorterrors wanted her to kill Bec Noir, since it would eliminate the need for the creation of the Green Sun and remove Scratch, and therefore English, from existence. You may be more in control, but you are directly serving the horrorterrors.
Oh no
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 34/50 +1 self
TRAPCARD: 10/10 (See PM for effects)
Endeavor: 15/20 +1 self +2 from Erelye
iii: 1/50
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar0: "Urgh... Yep, Just like being dredged with a bucket of slime"
A dark aura surround me, almost bursting at the seams.
Leonstar0: "Oh no you don't!"
The aura contracts until it is skin tight.
Leonstar0: "Channeling dark energy is not healthy for me"
I then kneel over and vomit...
I clutch onto the Monolithium, it's faint aura steadying me.
Anyway, how will this strife be taking place. Will only two players be PVPing at a time or will we have separate matches at the same time?
Ability Capture
Recharge in: 1 turns.
Captured Abilities:
Square Dance
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 18
My body begins to fade as the Paradox weakens.
Kaede is best girl
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 35/50 +1 self
TRAPCARD: 10/10 (See PM for effects)
Endeavor: 16/20 +1 self
iii: 2/50
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
I guess I summon a giant magical 'hologram' above the battlefield which contains a list of Tricksters and Grimdarkers, as well as if they lost and to who.
Basically a 'physical' scoreboard.
Ability Capture
Recharge in: 1 turns.
Captured Abilities:
Square Dance
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 21