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I pool some Nightmare Fuel in my hand, and transform it into a Dark Sword. Then, I use it to attempt to slice the sucker Serpent is holding in half, as well as cutting off her arm. If I cannot do so, I merely hack at her limbs. After this, I transform the blade back into Nightmare Fuel, and pour the thick liquid down her throat.
This is most likely the oddest thing you have ever seen. A near-infinite expanse of pure taiga. This would not normally be odd, as this sort of thing is commonly seen on Vetas. (In fact, your abode was within one.) No, the strange thing is the bookshelves filled to the brim with scrolls, sheaves of parchment, and books. The shelves are everywhere: within the ground, imbedded in a tree, floating in the air, on the side of a cliff; you name a geographical feature, and there is assuredly a bookshelf there at at least one section of your planet.
>REWIND
We return to the time in between your entering of the planet and the obtaining of the first Cruxite Dowel, mere minutes before you entered LOTAP. You gaze frantically around. Your Guardian is not dead. What are you going to prototype? Hurry! A... no. In that case how about a-no, not that either. How about this? You grab a Phoenix egg you placed in an incubator a mere twenty-one enquier before... and prototype it.
(That reminds me. An enquier is nearly the same as one Earth day, but slightly longer, due to the lack of proximity to the Silver Sun, which is what elvenkind calls the equivalent of the regular Sun, as well as the Green one.)
Oh. That's what it does.
Phoenixsprite? Hmm...
>Back to Present (In reality, still the past, but the current moment in time.)
That reminds you... where did your Guardian go? You just saw him grab a pair of Spatial Distortion Bands, and run off. You shall find him, eventually. Now, it is time to see what there is to do.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Bluh... I summon a sprite and chuck you into it. Jeez, quit being so high-maintenance. I also turn you Trickster again. >:/
I casually do an acrobatic gorillaing pirouette onto my Quest Crypt/Bed, bait Nimble into killing me with his tubas, and ascend to God Tier as a Lord of Hope. After I smack myself with another Spiral Sucker, I use my newfound power to conjure a tuba breaker, an Erelyesoul upgrade, and a Smash Ball. I use the Tubas to smash the ball, giving it a Final Smash/Finale Operandi, which boosts it up off the OP Scale. I keep the breaker and Erelyesoul upgrade in reserve. I then eye his other weapons, and extend their charge bars beyond good reason. If possible, I merge Origin's Staff and the Voided Scepter, creating... NOTHING. (due to Voided Origins.)
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff 2/50 each
Giga Drill Break 2/15
I enter the TARDIS.
I activate my god tier powers by accidentally stepping on an Aerial Faith Plate and splatting into my quest bed thing. Sadly I do not have Long Fall Boots...
*splat*
Whoa, void powers!!!
I use my VOID POWERS to materialize a bunch of Perfectly Generic Objects and Pumpkins over Dimentio's head and the heads of the Dark Carnival Cultists! SPLAT!
I grab a Fluorite Octet and draw pips on each surface so they have a grand total of eight on each side. I roll.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Oh, you're leaving davinci? We'll miss you.
Good luck with your life in the Phillipines, all of us fatties in America, those in need of dental plans in the UK, the polar-bear riders in Canadia, and all the other poorly stereotyped among us will miss you.
No, twin, up until this point you've been doing the alchemies as if the first one in the order was the base, if it were the second one, then the correct way to do OR alchemies with more than three components would be: something AND something else OR whatevertheheckitlookslike, not what you've been writing it as, which is: whatevertheheckitlookslike OR something AND something else. The way all the OR alchemies have been working is that the first item gains the functionality of the second item, but retains its own shape, rather than changing to a shape in between the two, whether or not that's way its supposed to work, that's the way you've been applying it. Think about it twin, the hammerhead pogo may look useless as a hammer, but were you mount it on a long enough pole, or be strong enough to hold it by the spring, you could, in fact, use it as a hammer.
Unless you've decided to change the order you put things in for alchemies, its a longbow with air cannon capabilities. Especially since if the second item you put in was the standard thing, all three of my level ten elemental alchemies would be elementals in the shape of: a hill, some fire, and a lake. Its a longbow.
um... twin, if you haven't noticed... aegis is summoning smash bros fighters.
And twin, the fourth-wall guardian thing kind of works still, as there's kind of the point I made in his defense that Minecraft is so huge and expansive that it, like Paradox space, would have multiple fourth walls. Remember that every universe in paradox space has a fourth wall, similarly, most large minecraft worlds would have their own fourth walls. Fourth wall guardian wouldn't award one great power, although, I have to say that maniac's council of fourth-wall guardians was hilariously small considering how many fourth wall guardians there would be if in fact there were such things. But that doesn't change the fact though twin, that you are spontaneously deciding that a piece of lore someone else came up with and you allowed is not valid and trying to explain that by stating it was a 'prank'. Not cool. Were it not for that I would be siding with you on this one.
Allow me to do apparently now-necessary exposition.
If, in fact, fourth wall guardians are a thing (Which was verified in character by both you and Doc Scratch in Act 2, and you can't claim it was a prank, because you inform someone of it being a prank when it ends, not to mention pranks have to be funny, rather than poor attempts at retcons) it would not be a position of power. It would mean that you found a fourth-wall, knew what it was, and nobody chased you away from it. Over time, the various fourth wall guardians would either be contacted by the IUPC or each other, and a coalition would form to try and keep fourth walls from being abused, resulting in a council of sorts, like what maniac is referring to here (although, as already stated, it would contain millions of individuals and I just remembered that piono's chaos outside of Godcraft probably killed most of them so it actually makes sense, even if not intentionally), who would be responsible for making sure travel between universes is limited. Being a fourth-wall guardian would not make you particularly powerful aside from the contacts you would gain in the council of the fourth-wall guardians and access to your own personal fourth wall, which maniac can no longer use because of the Scratch.
That is my interpretation of the whole fourth-wall guardian thing, and as such, its not a bad idea, and doesn't really interfere with things too much.
Also, twin, the cultists are supposed to intercept a large portion of the attacks, so large amounts of extra damage can be attributed without Dimentio going down ridiculously fast.
5/8 for the Tempest Realizing that that thing I tried to do with Canopy's Caper last round will never, ever work. I instead do Canopy's Caper OR leaf of Yggdrasil 1/10 Oh, never mind, I guess twin gave me the alternative. Thanks twin. Yeah... I realized it wasn't going to work... After you started updating. I feel like a derp. Anyway, 2/10 for Yggdrasil's Staff.
I finish the Kinetic Killers.
17/50 for Vulcanos
I finish charging a charged attack.
piono looks around, directs Tricky to help each of the grimdark people once, then turns and moves to enter the TARDIS.
I know that everything is going to pot, but I've already done all I can to try and stop things. This needs investigating.
Tricky performs CLOWNPOWERS: ORBITAL STRIKE!!! on Serpent.
Tricky bounces over to her, and because of the way he bounces (twin, if you're confused as to what I'm saying about that, find some time when you can watch Madness Combat, trust me, Tricky is scary fast) serpent is unprepared for when Tricky slams the sign post into her in much the same way that Hank once suffered, except harder.
The AI operating fseftr's satellite hurriedly does some calculations about the rapidly incoming object, and decides that the best way to keep it from smashing the satellite to pieces is by blowing up the object. Serpent takes damage in this order: sign post damage, hurtling through the atmosphere upwards at five times the speed of sound, getting exploded by blue's satellite, traveling downwards through the atmosphere at twice the speed of sound, and finally, hitting the ground.
Phobos performs: Combat Operandi: Darkness, darkness. Darkness falls on Tombsander. The deepest darkness ever to fall upon any world or person about to suffer sudden destruction ever. This massive blanket covers Tombsander so thickly Tombsander is literally smothered, he feels the weight press down on him more and more and more. Its crushing, as if he had a black hole on his back. Phobos fades into this darkness and begins dealing massive amounts of damage. Similar to the other super-mode combat operandi, Phobos is limited and boosted. Until it wears off, Phobos can only target Tombsander (it wears off after a few rounds or when Tombsander dies) however, Phobos now does x3 damage to Tombsander, and all attacks by Phobos's allies deal x2 damage, and all of Tombsander's attacks deal x.5 damage to Phobos and his allies.
piono's next round of reinforcements arrive, the most terrifying group or affiliates from the Whoniverse.
More terrifying than the Silence.
More devious than the Weeping Angels.
Harder to kill than the cybermen.
Older than the Racnoss.
More widespread than the Sontarans.
More dangerous than even the Daleks.
The Time Lords.
No portals open up to announce their presence.
None are needed.
Everyone knows something is wrong, because space and time rip apart even more than the mounting power from Dimentio have so far.
and then thousands of TARDISes poor down from the sky, every one distinctly different, and every one armed with the best weaponry the Time Lords have access to.
And every single one aims at Dimentio, ripping apart the fabric of space and time, and all slamming into Dimentio, dealing ridiculous amount of damage. and then, as fast as they came, they are gone.
Dimentio takes 62500 damage from tvtropia
3 rounds left.
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I use Woegothics amplified by my Hazel Wand on Serpent. I may as well try to kill her as fast as I may, yet I shall make the final blows as painful as possible. That is assuming I win.
If I can do so, I order Tricky to just sort of... gnaw the hear ducts off Serpent.
Also, I do Dictionary (the Tome > Fine x4) /\/ Scratcher 1/???.
What is there to do? Simple. Look around.
You peer down across your planet, and see what are colloquially referred to as Imps. Perhaps prototyping a phoenix egg was not one of your smartest decisions.
Oh my.
They have wings.
>Kalare: Fight.
We will be back a few hours with him, so it may be best to-
>Be Virnul.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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No, twin, up until this point you've been doing the alchemies as if the first one in the order was the base, if it were the second one, then the correct way to do OR alchemies with more than three components would be: something AND something else OR whatevertheheckitlookslike, not what you've been writing it as, which is: whatevertheheckitlookslike OR something AND something else. The way all the OR alchemies have been working is that the first item gains the functionality of the second item, but retains its own shape, rather than changing to a shape in between the two, whether or not that's way its supposed to work, that's the way you've been applying it. Think about it twin, the hammerhead pogo may look useless as a hammer, but were you mount it on a long enough pole, or be strong enough to hold it by the spring, you could, in fact, use it as a hammer.
Unless you've decided to change the order you put things in for alchemies, its a longbow with air cannon capabilities. Especially since if the second item you put in was the standard thing, all three of my level ten elemental alchemies would be elementals in the shape of: a hill, some fire, and a lake. Its a longbow.
um... twin, if you haven't noticed... aegis is summoning smash bros fighters.
And twin, the fourth-wall guardian thing kind of works still, as there's kind of the point I made in his defense that Minecraft is so huge and expansive that it, like Paradox space, would have multiple fourth walls. Remember that every universe in paradox space has a fourth wall, similarly, most large minecraft worlds would have their own fourth walls. Fourth wall guardian wouldn't award one great power, although, I have to say that maniac's council of fourth-wall guardians was hilariously small considering how many fourth wall guardians there would be if in fact there were such things. But that doesn't change the fact though twin, that you are spontaneously deciding that a piece of lore someone else came up with and you allowed is not valid and trying to explain that by stating it was a 'prank'. Not cool. Were it not for that I would be siding with you on this one.
Allow me to do apparently now-necessary exposition.
If, in fact, fourth wall guardians are a thing (Which was verified in character by both you and Doc Scratch in Act 2, and you can't claim it was a prank, because you inform someone of it being a prank when it ends, not to mention pranks have to be funny, rather than poor attempts at retcons) it would not be a position of power. It would mean that you found a fourth-wall, knew what it was, and nobody chased you away from it. Over time, the various fourth wall guardians would either be contacted by the IUPC or each other, and a coalition would form to try and keep fourth walls from being abused, resulting in a council of sorts, like what maniac is referring to here (although, as already stated, it would contain millions of individuals and I just remembered that piono's chaos outside of Godcraft probably killed most of them so it actually makes sense, even if not intentionally), who would be responsible for making sure travel between universes is limited. Being a fourth-wall guardian would not make you particularly powerful aside from the contacts you would gain in the council of the fourth-wall guardians and access to your own personal fourth wall, which maniac can no longer use because of the Scratch.
That is my interpretation of the whole fourth-wall guardian thing, and as such, its not a bad idea, and doesn't really interfere with things too much.
Ah, I see what you're saying.
I've noticed.
Yeah, disregard the whole prank thing. It's been a long day for me and I'm not feeling too good right now. You're right. It is stupid. My main problem with it was that Maniac just plopped himself into the game and instantly declared himself King of the Nether. Once someone mentioned the Fourth Wall, he said he was the Fourth Wall Guardian. That just annoyed me a little, because he was making up titles that served no real purpose to me.
Currently, GodCraft represents the entire Minecraft universe, because it's the only server available. Even if it didn't, there would only be one Fourth Wall for the Minecraft universe. It's not per-world. And although Earth and Alternia DO have their own Fourth Walls, Minecraft's is the most important, and the only one that's been mentioned and shown in the game.
The concept of a Fourth Wall Guardian isn't TERRIBLE. It just doesn't really serve any purpose in this game.
Miraj: 40/50
Debuffer: 40/50
+2 to Aegis, +2 from Aegis
I shahs at Japhet with my Staff of Ysera.
Blue: ignore this suggestion! Woah, paradox. If you follow it, you ignore it so you don't follow it. If you don't follow it, you are ignoring it so you are following it!
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
potion of jump boost OOO fermented spider eye 2/2 potion of gravity DONE
Potion of poison OOO gunpowder I'm pretty sure you meant splash poison potion...
potion of splash poison +1
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 4/50, B: 4/50 (+2 from Modpack) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Wilson arrives at the battle between the two infections. He wasn't sure exactly what he'd do, but fighting wasn't the solution. Didn't someone say this can be cured with extreme positive or negative emotions? He wanted to get everyone's attention away from each other, but he also didn't want to get too close or he'd risk being infected himself. Wilson thought about what he would do for a while, and then got an idea. He climbed up to the top of a nearby hill and sat on the apex (fancy word for top). After concentrating for a while, he manipulated gravity so that the air in front of him was compressed in just the right area to form a mega-phone. But rather than shouting into it, he went with something more peaceful. He hummed a slow, hopefully peaceful tune into it to be projected over the fight. Granted, he did feel somewhat foolish doing this, but no matter what he did, he wouldn't look as foolish as the people running around below him in brightly colored clothing trying to beat each other to death with various oversized sweets. Hopefully.
pure heart 5/8: 2/2 +2 from. Aegis, 13 total
I think you missed my post Twin. I'll put it up here so you don't have to go back through the forum.
Miraj: 42/50
Debuffer: 42/50
+2 to Aegis, +2 from Aegis
I shoot a beam of frost and cross it with a beam of lightning, causing them to shatter into a fine spray of charged ice that covers Dimentio.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Potion of gravity O0O splash poison potion â…“
Powdered sugar &&& vanilla &&& milk 1/? (Frosting?)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 4/50, B: 4/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Hmm... The battle was growing despite his attempts. Some loud humming didn't attract any attention. He had thought that it might be just because it was something different on the battlefield and so would be more interesting. Wilson started to walk closer to the fight. He was pushing his luck, but he thought that maybe he could abuse empathy a little. Happiness and sadness weren't the only positive and negative emotions. What else counted? What could he use? Pride? Guilt? Fear? To try and test his little theory, he walked up quietly behind one of the colorful (trickster) players who wasn't currently fighting anyone. He waited until they made some kind of wide, swinging motion and then cried out and threw himself to the ground as though they had hit him. He then tried to make a big deal out of it by whimpering and folding his ears downward. This little guise probably wouldn't be enough to fully break this infection, but hopefully it would cause some kind of studder in it.
pure heart 7/8: 1/3 +2 from. Aegis, 16 total
Nether: The drone there checks the Nitrogen Gun (it was shoved to Overlimit 10 earlier), then smashes the soulsand cage into little pieces.
Overworld: The Control Core Tank fires a pulse blast at the Clown Cultists to shove them out of the way, then the drone there blasts Paradox Dimentio's mirror image with SORROW energy. If any of you have seen the Captain SNES webcomic, you'll know what I'm talking about.
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=TURN TWO=
=[31 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[21 / 25]= Queen Bee
I-
AUGH- HEHEHEHEHE! ALL ABOARD THE TRICKSTER TRAINNNNNN- The TRICKSTER TRAIN slams into Leonstar.
oh god it's a split personality thing all over again
Anyway, I use a SUPER-SECRET SPACESHIP to cut off a bit of Tabletopia.
The chunk that was cut off slams into Dimento.
Maniac's right, remember that most of the backstories serve no purpose to the game. And Godcraft doesn't represent all of Minecraft, just the only part currently accessible from the Earth that is linked to it. Maniac isn't linked to the fourth wall in Godcraft, but to a lesser fourth wall somewhere else, so even if the Scratch hadn't gone off, he still wouldn't be able to access it. and you honestly can't say Maniac's backstory causes problems. You never put up any complaints about the fact that Dimentio managed to bust half the multiverse from Godcraft on his own. As long as people's backstories don't break the game itself, you shouldn't complain. Really. We've had far worse things.
6/8 for the Tempest
3/10 for Yggdrasil's staff
Kinetic Killers OR raw energy magic 1/7
18/50 for Vulcanos
1/15 for charged attack
piono plays go fish with maniac. Because why not?
Ire prepares to slam the trickster train into leon.
Ire: gorilla.
Tricky has commandeered the Trickster train.
Tricky turns the Trickster train around in a 180 turn that sends the car on the end flying off into the distance, then rams it into Ire.
The train explodes, but is no longer full of trickster energy, having been corrupted by tricky's improbability drive.
Phobos uses the emerald Nova and Play' Em Off lvl10: bullet Hell with it again.
Yes another portal opens up...
This time a familiar face to almost every Marvel fan shows through.
Galactus.
Galactus sends all of his heralds through, led by silver surfer.
Proceed massive smackdown on Dimentio.
Seriously twin, I want to know what kind of new things I've got, because I've levelled up at least twice and want to be able to use my stuff.
I DECIDE THAT I MUST PREVENT ERELYE'S OVERPOWEREDNESS AND RIDICULOUS ATTACKS I CAN'T COUNTER! I SEND A SHOCKWAVE OF SUGAR INTO ERELYE'S MIND, PREVENTING HIM FROM USING HIS GRIMDARKNESS EFFECTIVELY. I THEN BASH HIM WITH ATHEIST'S GRIP'S HILT, ENERGIZED WITH TRICKSTER MAJYYKS.
7/8 for the Tempest.
4/10 for the Yggdrasil staff
2/7 for the level 6 energy pistols
19/50 for Vulcanos
2/15 for charged attack
piono continues playing cards waiting for the Prime TARDIS to open.
Tricky sneaks up on generic.
Generic turns around to find a sign post embedded in his face.
Generic goes flying.
Tricky bounces over, and pulls out his sign, which doesn't come out on its own, as large portions of generic's face come with it.
Phobos finally blows the fifteen post charge, using a single massive shadow spike that then separates, ripping tombsander to pieces.
After Galactus leaves, thirteen more portals open up.
They show thirteen different faces.
All of them standing in darkness, but clearly visible.
And all of them are very dangerous.
They step from the doorways, and one of them walks over to piono. Why have you called us to such a far place? We had important things to do.
Yes, but none of them would have mattered if Dimentio had destroyed your universe. If the wheel is broken, then the jester has only done our work for us.
Piono slaps him.
You are a fool Ishmael! I did not say the wheel would be broken! I said your very universe would be destroyed! Shai'tan
The thirteen flinch as piono shouts the name
cannot grant you anything if he is dead!
The thirteen are visibly shaken. Do you mean to say that this jester could destroy the Great lord of the dark?
Easily. Like a bug. Along with half the multiverse. So shoot him!
The thirteen turn as one, and a massive wave of balefire forms in front of them then slams into Dimentio, several cultists are caught in the way. any wounds they dealt last round are healed as they are ripped from the timeline. The wave smashes into dimentio, even the paradox can't fully protect him from balefire.
After the wave of balefire is finished, the thirteen Forsaken return to their home universe.
Heh. How can you expect to kill me... if I am ALREADY IN THE TARDIS? AND ALREADY DEAD? (Kind of.)
Also, that train isn't candy-colored enough, so your train hijacking is less effective! Or not. I'm not the GM. Wait, that's clearly the Grimdark train. It's grey. This causes Tricky to immediately look like even more of a fool.
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24/30 (+1 from Leon)
+1 to Leon x2.
I pool some Nightmare Fuel in my hand, and transform it into a Dark Sword. Then, I use it to attempt to slice the sucker Serpent is holding in half, as well as cutting off her arm. If I cannot do so, I merely hack at her limbs. After this, I transform the blade back into Nightmare Fuel, and pour the thick liquid down her throat.
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Land of Tomes and Pines
...
This is most likely the oddest thing you have ever seen. A near-infinite expanse of pure taiga. This would not normally be odd, as this sort of thing is commonly seen on Vetas. (In fact, your abode was within one.) No, the strange thing is the bookshelves filled to the brim with scrolls, sheaves of parchment, and books. The shelves are everywhere: within the ground, imbedded in a tree, floating in the air, on the side of a cliff; you name a geographical feature, and there is assuredly a bookshelf there at at least one section of your planet.
>REWIND
We return to the time in between your entering of the planet and the obtaining of the first Cruxite Dowel, mere minutes before you entered LOTAP. You gaze frantically around. Your Guardian is not dead. What are you going to prototype? Hurry! A... no. In that case how about a-no, not that either. How about this? You grab a Phoenix egg you placed in an incubator a mere twenty-one enquier before... and prototype it.
(That reminds me. An enquier is nearly the same as one Earth day, but slightly longer, due to the lack of proximity to the Silver Sun, which is what elvenkind calls the equivalent of the regular Sun, as well as the Green one.)
Oh. That's what it does.
Phoenixsprite? Hmm...
>Back to Present (In reality, still the past, but the current moment in time.)
That reminds you... where did your Guardian go? You just saw him grab a pair of Spatial Distortion Bands, and run off. You shall find him, eventually. Now, it is time to see what there is to do.
=[30 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[20 / 25]= Queen Bee (Forgot to up my charges last post.)
Why am I vanishing?
Let's see..
Lord Dome died, Tricksters and Grimdark, I died, Lord Dome gave me a new body before he died...
Oh.
OH GOD.
BOTH MY ARMS NOW.
I AM A TORSO WITH ROBOT LEGS.
...
I fire a CHAIRLAZOR out of my mouth, at Dimento.
...
STRIFE ME FIRES A DEADLY RAINBOW BEAM!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I casually do an acrobatic gorillaing pirouette onto my Quest Crypt/Bed, bait Nimble into killing me with his tubas, and ascend to God Tier as a Lord of Hope. After I smack myself with another Spiral Sucker, I use my newfound power to conjure a tuba breaker, an Erelyesoul upgrade, and a Smash Ball. I use the Tubas to smash the ball, giving it a Final Smash/Finale Operandi, which boosts it up off the OP Scale. I keep the breaker and Erelyesoul upgrade in reserve. I then eye his other weapons, and extend their charge bars beyond good reason. If possible, I merge Origin's Staff and the Voided Scepter, creating... NOTHING. (due to Voided Origins.)
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff 2/50 each
Giga Drill Break 2/15
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Magic Cue Ball || Glass Sphere 1/?
I activate my god tier powers by accidentally stepping on an Aerial Faith Plate and splatting into my quest bed thing. Sadly I do not have Long Fall Boots...
*splat*
Whoa, void powers!!!
I use my VOID POWERS to materialize a bunch of Perfectly Generic Objects and Pumpkins over Dimentio's head and the heads of the Dark Carnival Cultists! SPLAT!
I grab a Fluorite Octet and draw pips on each surface so they have a grand total of eight on each side. I roll.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Good luck with your life in the Phillipines, all of us fatties in America, those in need of dental plans in the UK, the polar-bear riders in Canadia, and all the other poorly stereotyped among us will miss you.
No, twin, up until this point you've been doing the alchemies as if the first one in the order was the base, if it were the second one, then the correct way to do OR alchemies with more than three components would be: something AND something else OR whatevertheheckitlookslike, not what you've been writing it as, which is: whatevertheheckitlookslike OR something AND something else. The way all the OR alchemies have been working is that the first item gains the functionality of the second item, but retains its own shape, rather than changing to a shape in between the two, whether or not that's way its supposed to work, that's the way you've been applying it. Think about it twin, the hammerhead pogo may look useless as a hammer, but were you mount it on a long enough pole, or be strong enough to hold it by the spring, you could, in fact, use it as a hammer.
Unless you've decided to change the order you put things in for alchemies, its a longbow with air cannon capabilities. Especially since if the second item you put in was the standard thing, all three of my level ten elemental alchemies would be elementals in the shape of: a hill, some fire, and a lake. Its a longbow.
um... twin, if you haven't noticed... aegis is summoning smash bros fighters.
And twin, the fourth-wall guardian thing kind of works still, as there's kind of the point I made in his defense that Minecraft is so huge and expansive that it, like Paradox space, would have multiple fourth walls. Remember that every universe in paradox space has a fourth wall, similarly, most large minecraft worlds would have their own fourth walls. Fourth wall guardian wouldn't award one great power, although, I have to say that maniac's council of fourth-wall guardians was hilariously small considering how many fourth wall guardians there would be if in fact there were such things. But that doesn't change the fact though twin, that you are spontaneously deciding that a piece of lore someone else came up with and you allowed is not valid and trying to explain that by stating it was a 'prank'. Not cool. Were it not for that I would be siding with you on this one.
Allow me to do apparently now-necessary exposition.
If, in fact, fourth wall guardians are a thing (Which was verified in character by both you and Doc Scratch in Act 2, and you can't claim it was a prank, because you inform someone of it being a prank when it ends, not to mention pranks have to be funny, rather than poor attempts at retcons) it would not be a position of power. It would mean that you found a fourth-wall, knew what it was, and nobody chased you away from it. Over time, the various fourth wall guardians would either be contacted by the IUPC or each other, and a coalition would form to try and keep fourth walls from being abused, resulting in a council of sorts, like what maniac is referring to here (although, as already stated, it would contain millions of individuals and I just remembered that piono's chaos outside of Godcraft probably killed most of them so it actually makes sense, even if not intentionally), who would be responsible for making sure travel between universes is limited. Being a fourth-wall guardian would not make you particularly powerful aside from the contacts you would gain in the council of the fourth-wall guardians and access to your own personal fourth wall, which maniac can no longer use because of the Scratch.
That is my interpretation of the whole fourth-wall guardian thing, and as such, its not a bad idea, and doesn't really interfere with things too much.
Also, twin, the cultists are supposed to intercept a large portion of the attacks, so large amounts of extra damage can be attributed without Dimentio going down ridiculously fast.
5/8 for the Tempest
Realizing that that thing I tried to do with Canopy's Caper last round will never, ever work. I instead do Canopy's Caper OR leaf of Yggdrasil 1/10Oh, never mind, I guess twin gave me the alternative. Thanks twin. Yeah... I realized it wasn't going to work... After you started updating. I feel like a derp. Anyway, 2/10 for Yggdrasil's Staff.I finish the Kinetic Killers.
17/50 for Vulcanos
I finish charging a charged attack.
piono looks around, directs Tricky to help each of the grimdark people once, then turns and moves to enter the TARDIS.
I know that everything is going to pot, but I've already done all I can to try and stop things. This needs investigating.
Tricky performs CLOWNPOWERS: ORBITAL STRIKE!!! on Serpent.
Tricky bounces over to her, and because of the way he bounces (twin, if you're confused as to what I'm saying about that, find some time when you can watch Madness Combat, trust me, Tricky is scary fast) serpent is unprepared for when Tricky slams the sign post into her in much the same way that Hank once suffered, except harder.
The AI operating fseftr's satellite hurriedly does some calculations about the rapidly incoming object, and decides that the best way to keep it from smashing the satellite to pieces is by blowing up the object. Serpent takes damage in this order: sign post damage, hurtling through the atmosphere upwards at five times the speed of sound, getting exploded by blue's satellite, traveling downwards through the atmosphere at twice the speed of sound, and finally, hitting the ground.
Phobos performs: Combat Operandi: Darkness, darkness. Darkness falls on Tombsander. The deepest darkness ever to fall upon any world or person about to suffer sudden destruction ever. This massive blanket covers Tombsander so thickly Tombsander is literally smothered, he feels the weight press down on him more and more and more. Its crushing, as if he had a black hole on his back. Phobos fades into this darkness and begins dealing massive amounts of damage. Similar to the other super-mode combat operandi, Phobos is limited and boosted. Until it wears off, Phobos can only target Tombsander (it wears off after a few rounds or when Tombsander dies) however, Phobos now does x3 damage to Tombsander, and all attacks by Phobos's allies deal x2 damage, and all of Tombsander's attacks deal x.5 damage to Phobos and his allies.
piono's next round of reinforcements arrive, the most terrifying group or affiliates from the Whoniverse.
More terrifying than the Silence.
More devious than the Weeping Angels.
Harder to kill than the cybermen.
Older than the Racnoss.
More widespread than the Sontarans.
More dangerous than even the Daleks.
The Time Lords.
No portals open up to announce their presence.
None are needed.
Everyone knows something is wrong, because space and time rip apart even more than the mounting power from Dimentio have so far.
and then thousands of TARDISes poor down from the sky, every one distinctly different, and every one armed with the best weaponry the Time Lords have access to.
And every single one aims at Dimentio, ripping apart the fabric of space and time, and all slamming into Dimentio, dealing ridiculous amount of damage. and then, as fast as they came, they are gone.
Dimentio takes 62500 damage from tvtropia
3 rounds left.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
EDIT: Forgot to do this.
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25/30
I use Woegothics amplified by my Hazel Wand on Serpent. I may as well try to kill her as fast as I may, yet I shall make the final blows as painful as possible. That is assuming I win.
If I can do so, I order Tricky to just sort of... gnaw the hear ducts off Serpent.
Also, I do Dictionary (the Tome > Fine x4) /\/ Scratcher 1/???.
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What is there to do? Simple. Look around.
You peer down across your planet, and see what are colloquially referred to as Imps. Perhaps prototyping a phoenix egg was not one of your smartest decisions.
Oh my.
They have wings.
>Kalare: Fight.
We will be back a few hours with him, so it may be best to-
>Be Virnul.
1/15
I PLAY G() FISH WITH THE ()THER PE()PLE IN THE TARDIS.
TITANFALL: 9/11
General 3: 37/40
General 4: 37/40
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Ah, I see what you're saying.
I've noticed.
Yeah, disregard the whole prank thing. It's been a long day for me and I'm not feeling too good right now. You're right. It is stupid. My main problem with it was that Maniac just plopped himself into the game and instantly declared himself King of the Nether. Once someone mentioned the Fourth Wall, he said he was the Fourth Wall Guardian. That just annoyed me a little, because he was making up titles that served no real purpose to me.
Currently, GodCraft represents the entire Minecraft universe, because it's the only server available. Even if it didn't, there would only be one Fourth Wall for the Minecraft universe. It's not per-world. And although Earth and Alternia DO have their own Fourth Walls, Minecraft's is the most important, and the only one that's been mentioned and shown in the game.
The concept of a Fourth Wall Guardian isn't TERRIBLE. It just doesn't really serve any purpose in this game.
I think you missed my post Twin. I'll put it up here so you don't have to go back through the forum.
Miraj: 42/50
Debuffer: 42/50
+2 to Aegis, +2 from Aegis
I shoot a beam of frost and cross it with a beam of lightning, causing them to shatter into a fine spray of charged ice that covers Dimentio.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Potion of gravity O0O splash poison potion â…“
Powdered sugar &&& vanilla &&& milk 1/? (Frosting?)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 4/50, B: 4/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Hmm... The battle was growing despite his attempts. Some loud humming didn't attract any attention. He had thought that it might be just because it was something different on the battlefield and so would be more interesting. Wilson started to walk closer to the fight. He was pushing his luck, but he thought that maybe he could abuse empathy a little. Happiness and sadness weren't the only positive and negative emotions. What else counted? What could he use? Pride? Guilt? Fear? To try and test his little theory, he walked up quietly behind one of the colorful (trickster) players who wasn't currently fighting anyone. He waited until they made some kind of wide, swinging motion and then cried out and threw himself to the ground as though they had hit him. He then tried to make a big deal out of it by whimpering and folding his ears downward. This little guise probably wouldn't be enough to fully break this infection, but hopefully it would cause some kind of studder in it.
pure heart 7/8: 1/3 +2 from. Aegis, 16 total
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Another drone of mine walks into the TARDIS.
Nether: The drone there checks the Nitrogen Gun (it was shoved to Overlimit 10 earlier), then smashes the soulsand cage into little pieces.
Overworld: The Control Core Tank fires a pulse blast at the Clown Cultists to shove them out of the way, then the drone there blasts Paradox Dimentio's mirror image with SORROW energy. If any of you have seen the Captain SNES webcomic, you'll know what I'm talking about.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
=[31 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[21 / 25]= Queen Bee
I-
AUGH-
HEHEHEHEHE!
ALL ABOARD THE TRICKSTER TRAINNNNNN-
The TRICKSTER TRAIN slams into Leonstar.
oh god it's a split personality thing all over again
Anyway, I use a SUPER-SECRET SPACESHIP to cut off a bit of Tabletopia.
The chunk that was cut off slams into Dimento.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
6/8 for the Tempest
3/10 for Yggdrasil's staff
Kinetic Killers OR raw energy magic 1/7
18/50 for Vulcanos
1/15 for charged attack
piono plays go fish with maniac. Because why not?
Ire prepares to slam the trickster train into leon.
Ire: gorilla.
Tricky has commandeered the Trickster train.
Tricky turns the Trickster train around in a 180 turn that sends the car on the end flying off into the distance, then rams it into Ire.
The train explodes, but is no longer full of trickster energy, having been corrupted by tricky's improbability drive.
Phobos uses the emerald Nova and Play' Em Off lvl10: bullet Hell with it again.
Yes another portal opens up...
This time a familiar face to almost every Marvel fan shows through.
Galactus.
Galactus sends all of his heralds through, led by silver surfer.
Proceed massive smackdown on Dimentio.
Seriously twin, I want to know what kind of new things I've got, because I've levelled up at least twice and want to be able to use my stuff.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Oh no
Thanks for all the tips! =)
It'll take too long at this rate so I shall use all three actions this turn to do the following:
I summon and activate the one-shot wand of retcon:
Extra Left Hand: Entity with 20,000 hp
Maintaining: Mystic Lens (Spell): one-shottable but must be targeted directly, amplifies energy attacks against Dimentio
Extra Right Hand: Entity with 20,000 hp
HP Upgrade retconned away, All defensive dolls retconned away
4/10 for the Yggdrasil staff
2/7 for the level 6 energy pistols
19/50 for Vulcanos
2/15 for charged attack
piono continues playing cards waiting for the Prime TARDIS to open.
Tricky sneaks up on generic.
Generic turns around to find a sign post embedded in his face.
Generic goes flying.
Tricky bounces over, and pulls out his sign, which doesn't come out on its own, as large portions of generic's face come with it.
Phobos finally blows the fifteen post charge, using a single massive shadow spike that then separates, ripping tombsander to pieces.
After Galactus leaves, thirteen more portals open up.
They show thirteen different faces.
All of them standing in darkness, but clearly visible.
And all of them are very dangerous.
They step from the doorways, and one of them walks over to piono.
Why have you called us to such a far place?
We had important things to do.
Yes, but none of them would have mattered if Dimentio had destroyed your universe.
If the wheel is broken, then the jester has only done our work for us.
Piono slaps him.
You are a fool Ishmael! I did not say the wheel would be broken! I said your very universe would be destroyed! Shai'tan
The thirteen flinch as piono shouts the name
cannot grant you anything if he is dead!
The thirteen are visibly shaken.
Do you mean to say that this jester could destroy the Great lord of the dark?
Easily. Like a bug. Along with half the multiverse. So shoot him!
The thirteen turn as one, and a massive wave of balefire forms in front of them then slams into Dimentio, several cultists are caught in the way. any wounds they dealt last round are healed as they are ripped from the timeline. The wave smashes into dimentio, even the paradox can't fully protect him from balefire.
After the wave of balefire is finished, the thirteen Forsaken return to their home universe.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Also, that train isn't candy-colored enough, so your train hijacking is less effective! Or not. I'm not the GM. Wait, that's clearly the Grimdark train. It's grey. This causes Tricky to immediately look like even more of a fool.
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