Man, being a trickster has so many rules! First, I enter strife, since apparently I haven't. I'm free for now, of course... And then, I abolish all the rules!
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Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 7/11)
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 5/11)
Glitchy Alloy || Unstable Spaceship Core = Glitchalloy Spaceship Core (Level 5: 4/6) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye. HMM? WHO SAYS I AM NOT IN THE TARDIS? I DO NOT SEE A ZERO ROOM HERE... I EXECUTE BATTLE TECHNIQUE: C SHARP ON INSERT_GENERIC_USERNAME. I DRAIN ALL THE VOID ENERGY FROM MY VOIDED SCEPTER. I ADD IT TO THE CREATION PEN... I DRAW... WAND FOCUS: PORTABLE HOLE. THE VOID ENERGY INSTANTLY FLOWS FROM THE PEN TO THE FOCUS, ALLOWING IT TO GO THROUGH ANYTHING. I DRAIN 100 ORDO, 100 PERDITO, 100 AER, AND 50 TERRA TO CREATE A RIFT IN SPACE AND TIME. OUT OF THAT RIFT FLOWS PURE TUBA ENERGY. TUBA ENERGY METER: 33%. Suddenly, dark robes flow over the Armageddons's Conductor that Gerbil is somehow wearing. The robes are Void Robes. Suddenly, a massive influx of Glitch Particles flow into Gerbil...
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Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ
MODIFYING THE MEDIUM WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update. So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am. TABLE OF CONTENTS CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING Page 1: Introduction Page 2: Table of Contents CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS Page 3: The Art of Reversing Page 4: The First Effects Page 5: The Speed of Air Page 6: Temporal Madness Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 0/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 350/1000 AQUA: 350/1000 TERRA: 300/1000 AER: 250/1000 ORDO: 250/1000 PERDITO: 0/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
Before you subject me to more of your music (I know it's a programming attack, just joking here) I use SANTA SMASH on you, or SUNRISE. I also merge your tubas with a rose, glitching them uncontrollably.
SB&HJ 3/50x2 Hostile? Can turn attacks into .JPEG versions, nerfing them considerably.
I toss a cue ball and magnum in the Scratcher, retrieve the LOADED DEUDLY MAGNUM, and shoot Nimble with it.
I facepalm over entering the TARDIS with you, then promptly pick up my PYROLAND POPPER and try to && it with the Octet. While that's happening, I rush at you and cut you up with the UNBREAKABLE KATANA, the VOIDSWORD, the DIAMOND SWORD, the IRON SWORD, the BEDROCK SWORD, the FENESTRATED BLADE, PARADOX'S ARTIFICE, the BINARY BLADE, and GLADIUS DEI.
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Dictionary (the Tome > Fine x4) /\/ Scratcher 2/???
Serpent, it is overpowered because I got ridiculously lucky and had great timing. I would have made two 40 post charges if I had knew. It is also overpowered because Piono wants you back to normal, and Piono is arguably one of, if the not the most powerful players in the game. I apologize if I have angered you, but this is how it has gone.
That being said, I realize that the sugar will likely have the same effect as my psychic shockwave for one turn, and resolve to flash-step around Serpent, waiting for a little while. Suddenly, I dive in with a blaze of Grimdark aura, and strangle her with an Eldritch Tentacle coated in Cormer Shemotesh. The corrosive mixture would normally drive somebody insane, but I have made modifications to it. These modifications involve the use of bioterrorism through means of infecting the sub-plasmic fluid with my Nuclear Phage Canister, as well as firing off several blasts of the Void EM Pulser. Finally, I pull threads of destructive energy from the Conclave Window Pane, and pulse them through her, before psychically redirecting them back into their receptacle.
Sadly, (for you) this is a reoccurring pattern with those suffering the blackdeath throes. What we tend to lack in numbers, we make up for with extremely powerful god-weapons.
Your name is VIRNUL KODROS. You are a MASTER PROGRAMMER, and have created many a DOOMSDAY VIRUS. You tend to be a bit of a PESSIMIST, but it seems as if half of your friends are as well. Odd.
You have a variety of HOBBIES. Some include BEATING PEOPLE IN CARD GAMES, LAUGHING AT THE ARISTOCRACY, CODING, and HAVING EPIC SWORD DUELS WITH KALARE'S GUARDIAN. You are simply the best there is in the art of SPACE POKER. You have lost two matches in your entire life, and you know for a fact that the winners cheated. You find the elven aristocracy a hilarious joke, with their living on the magenta desert moon CARNISCA, the largest of Vetas's moons. All they seem to do is argue about whether the planet should be an EMPIRE or a DEMOCRACY, as well as generally be furious ALL THE TIME. Idiots. As was aforementioned, you are currently trying to parse runes Araeva found in a sort of Frog Temple, and convert them to code. It does not seem to be very DIFFICULT, but you cannot be certain whether or not you are doing it correctly. You like to fight Kalare's Guardian in amazing sword duels. One day, you hope to best him. One day.
Your chumhandle is catastrophicGovernance, and you tend to maake the slightest grammatical errors every so often, due to the speed at which you type.
What will you do?
(As a side-note, the elven government is composed of two factions of nobles: those who want democracy, and those who desire galactic domination. They are always in combat, which makes the heirs and those of the highest status much more violent than the average elf. In fact, the only time the two groups have ever allied in the 9.2 billion loä of elven history was some seven hundred loä ago, when the Eldritch Abominations broke the barriers around Ot'Taer, and swarmed Carnisca. Of course, this alliance was still plagued by infighting, and those of "lower status" had to rescue them, and re-seal the moon. As such, the leader of elven society is either a king/queen, or an emperor/empress. At the current moment, the Imperials have control of the central palace, colloquially referred to as the 'Dark Throne.')
You glance over at your computer screen. The damn thing is still compiling. It would have been finished a few hours ago, but your Guardian saw it fit to ignite your computer whilst you were talking to AC outside. Your Guardian is a genetic abomination from Ot'Taer coated in flame-filled pustules and nodules. You live somewhat near to Araeva, as was implied. You think you are pretty good friends.
Oh, hell no!
Your Guardian is slowly advancing towards your computer. You have no idea why it hates technology so much. Making a point to swat it off with your MATTER ANNIHILATOR BLADE, you turn your gaze back to the screen. 91% complete. Perhaps you should log on to Pesterchum on your other monitor while you wait.
troublesomeArtificer [TA] began pestering catastrophicGovernance [CG].
TA: i've got something to ask.
You proceed to have a conversation we already viewed. I mean, REALLY? The SECOND you get on... you think you are too popular.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
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CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Erelye, YOU CHEATER. You can't use the Spare Tentacle, It's on cooldown. It's an honest mistake, though. Also, it wouldn't stun her. Also, is it me or are Spoils used a bit infrequently?
EDIT: You already used it on The_Serpent once, check just this turn. Here, I'll quote it.
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 38/50 +1 self +2 Erelye
TRAPCARD: 10/10 (See PM for effects)
Endeavor: 19/20 +1 self +2 from Nimble
iii: 4/50 +1 Nimble
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
I tag out of the Doombot with Leonstar1, He presses a button and it converts into a Captcharoid Camera Escape Device. He drives off to the sunset and into the TARDIS... (Purely flavor text as to how I got to the Tardis so quickly and how it fits through the door, it does not actually 'change' so to speak)
Sigh, seeing the 'deadly' rainbow heading towards me I hold up a negaverse mirror and reflect a dark rainbow back at Irecreeper.
"You know I'm a light sorcerer and you're using a rainbow against me? You know that won't end well..."
"Oh and thank you tricky for redirecting that train"
10/10 EXPENDED
I place my trap card face down. But I do not activate it yet.
(Hey Twin, Ability Capture should be ready by now. As well as the Ability alchemiser)
And any other evil dudes that happen to be around.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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=TURN THREE=
=[32 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[22 / 25]= Queen Bee
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO HIT ME WITH THE TRAIN
...
here in the train. I am riding it, after all.
I THEN HIT TRICKY WITH A CHAIR, DEALING NO DAMAGE BUT HITTING HIM OUT OF THE TRAIN.
I THEN TURN THE TRAIN 180 DEGREES, SO IT IS HEADING BACK AT LEONSTAR.
(You know, unless Piono's attack never counted. Given that these strifes are 1v1.)
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 39/50 +1 self
Endeavor: 20/20
iii: 5/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
I get hit by the train.
"Train, y u so fast"
In anger I fly onto the top of the train and proceed to continue the battle.
I blast Menacing Holy Light at Irecreeper.
[snipped recipe, its too long! :m] = Master Emerald (lvl 10 10/11)
Power vortex gate 28/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 9/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 1)
I attack Japhet with my Malleo Dei!
Yoshi tries again to randomly ram Dimentio. If that doesn't work, I shall top-of-skull-stab Dimentio. I also accept the sylladex card containing the pair of nunchucks from my Item Fight counterpart, if he gives it to me.
[snipped recipe, its too long! :m] = Master Emerald (lvl 10 11/11)
Power vortex gate 29/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 10/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 2)
I attack Japhet with the Antipolar Autobow!
Looks like there are peaks and valleys... I uncrated a bunch of loot, including a Specialized Killstreak Huntsman Kit, a Mann of the Seven Sees (which I sold to my brother for a Das Feelinbeterbager and some scrap) and more hats. I'll sell what I can on the Community Market.
Action 1/3
Oryx's Pact: 29/50
Not Just A Howitzer: 4/20
Halloween Surprise: 4/50
I order Kuero to use Dusk's Umbra! I also use Seeker's Ritual near him so that he may regenerate!
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 40/50 +1 self +1 Erelye +2 Nimble
Endeavor: 20/20
iii: 6/50 +1 self
v: 1/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar1: ABILITY CAPTURE Play' Em Off lvl10: Bullet Hell Added!
Also I heal my bot with holy mackerel blessing.
Leonstar0: I take the Conclave Lighting Fixture I made ages ago and shine it on Irecreeper, which if I remember correctly emits darkness rather then light. Upon contact with Irecreeper's body it solidifies into Hard Dark-Light, resulting in him being trapped in a 'cone'.
Power vortex gate 30/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 11/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 3)
I attack Japhet using systems crash!
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 8/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 11/15
25/40(?)
I continue the charge.
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Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 7/11)
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 5/11)
Glitchy Alloy || Unstable Spaceship Core = Glitchalloy Spaceship Core (Level 5: 4/6)
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
HMM? WHO SAYS I AM NOT IN THE TARDIS? I DO NOT SEE A ZERO ROOM HERE... I EXECUTE BATTLE TECHNIQUE: C SHARP ON INSERT_GENERIC_USERNAME. I DRAIN ALL THE VOID ENERGY FROM MY VOIDED SCEPTER. I ADD IT TO THE CREATION PEN... I DRAW... WAND FOCUS: PORTABLE HOLE. THE VOID ENERGY INSTANTLY FLOWS FROM THE PEN TO THE FOCUS, ALLOWING IT TO GO THROUGH ANYTHING. I DRAIN 100 ORDO, 100 PERDITO, 100 AER, AND 50 TERRA TO CREATE A RIFT IN SPACE AND TIME. OUT OF THAT RIFT FLOWS PURE TUBA ENERGY. TUBA ENERGY METER: 33%.
Suddenly, dark robes flow over the Armageddons's Conductor that Gerbil is somehow wearing. The robes are Void Robes. Suddenly, a massive influx of Glitch Particles flow into Gerbil...
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THE MISSION
My Name in All Caps
Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ
MODIFYING THE MEDIUM
WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME
The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update.
So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING
Page 1: Introduction
Page 2: Table of Contents
CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS
Page 3: The Art of Reversing
Page 4: The First Effects
Page 5: The Speed of Air
Page 6: Temporal Madness
Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: II
EATEN: NULL
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 0/500
LIFE FORCE: 500/500
INSANITY: 500/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 350/1000
AQUA: 350/1000
TERRA: 300/1000
AER: 250/1000
ORDO: 250/1000
PERDITO: 0/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: II
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
2/10
Also i go into the tardis
SB&HJ 3/50x2 Hostile? Can turn attacks into .JPEG versions, nerfing them considerably.
I toss a cue ball and magnum in the Scratcher, retrieve the LOADED DEUDLY MAGNUM, and shoot Nimble with it.
I facepalm over entering the TARDIS with you, then promptly pick up my PYROLAND POPPER and try to && it with the Octet. While that's happening, I rush at you and cut you up with the UNBREAKABLE KATANA, the VOIDSWORD, the DIAMOND SWORD, the IRON SWORD, the BEDROCK SWORD, the FENESTRATED BLADE, PARADOX'S ARTIFICE, the BINARY BLADE, and GLADIUS DEI.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Dictionary (the Tome > Fine x4) /\/ Scratcher 2/???
Serpent, it is overpowered because I got ridiculously lucky and had great timing. I would have made two 40 post charges if I had knew. It is also overpowered because Piono wants you back to normal, and Piono is arguably one of, if the not the most powerful players in the game. I apologize if I have angered you, but this is how it has gone.
That being said, I realize that the sugar will likely have the same effect as my psychic shockwave for one turn, and resolve to flash-step around Serpent, waiting for a little while. Suddenly, I dive in with a blaze of Grimdark aura, and strangle her with an Eldritch Tentacle coated in Cormer Shemotesh. The corrosive mixture would normally drive somebody insane, but I have made modifications to it. These modifications involve the use of bioterrorism through means of infecting the sub-plasmic fluid with my Nuclear Phage Canister, as well as firing off several blasts of the Void EM Pulser. Finally, I pull threads of destructive energy from the Conclave Window Pane, and pulse them through her, before psychically redirecting them back into their receptacle.
Sadly, (for you) this is a reoccurring pattern with those suffering the blackdeath throes. What we tend to lack in numbers, we make up for with extremely powerful god-weapons.
Yass ual i.
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Your name is VIRNUL KODROS. You are a MASTER PROGRAMMER, and have created many a DOOMSDAY VIRUS. You tend to be a bit of a PESSIMIST, but it seems as if half of your friends are as well. Odd.
You have a variety of HOBBIES. Some include BEATING PEOPLE IN CARD GAMES, LAUGHING AT THE ARISTOCRACY, CODING, and HAVING EPIC SWORD DUELS WITH KALARE'S GUARDIAN. You are simply the best there is in the art of SPACE POKER. You have lost two matches in your entire life, and you know for a fact that the winners cheated. You find the elven aristocracy a hilarious joke, with their living on the magenta desert moon CARNISCA, the largest of Vetas's moons. All they seem to do is argue about whether the planet should be an EMPIRE or a DEMOCRACY, as well as generally be furious ALL THE TIME. Idiots. As was aforementioned, you are currently trying to parse runes Araeva found in a sort of Frog Temple, and convert them to code. It does not seem to be very DIFFICULT, but you cannot be certain whether or not you are doing it correctly. You like to fight Kalare's Guardian in amazing sword duels. One day, you hope to best him. One day.
Your chumhandle is catastrophicGovernance, and you tend to maake the slightest grammatical errors every so often, due to the speed at which you type.
What will you do?
(As a side-note, the elven government is composed of two factions of nobles: those who want democracy, and those who desire galactic domination. They are always in combat, which makes the heirs and those of the highest status much more violent than the average elf. In fact, the only time the two groups have ever allied in the 9.2 billion loä of elven history was some seven hundred loä ago, when the Eldritch Abominations broke the barriers around Ot'Taer, and swarmed Carnisca. Of course, this alliance was still plagued by infighting, and those of "lower status" had to rescue them, and re-seal the moon. As such, the leader of elven society is either a king/queen, or an emperor/empress. At the current moment, the Imperials have control of the central palace, colloquially referred to as the 'Dark Throne.')
You glance over at your computer screen. The damn thing is still compiling. It would have been finished a few hours ago, but your Guardian saw it fit to ignite your computer whilst you were talking to AC outside. Your Guardian is a genetic abomination from Ot'Taer coated in flame-filled pustules and nodules. You live somewhat near to Araeva, as was implied. You think you are pretty good friends.
Oh, hell no!
Your Guardian is slowly advancing towards your computer. You have no idea why it hates technology so much. Making a point to swat it off with your MATTER ANNIHILATOR BLADE, you turn your gaze back to the screen. 91% complete. Perhaps you should log on to Pesterchum on your other monitor while you wait.
troublesomeArtificer [TA] began pestering catastrophicGovernance [CG].
TA: i've got something to ask.
You proceed to have a conversation we already viewed. I mean, REALLY? The SECOND you get on... you think you are too popular.
EDIT: You already used it on The_Serpent once, check just this turn. Here, I'll quote it.
/null
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Also, yes; they should be used more.
EDIT: Thank you. I did not see that.
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i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 38/50 +1 self +2 Erelye
TRAPCARD: 10/10 (See PM for effects)
Endeavor: 19/20 +1 self +2 from Nimble
iii: 4/50 +1 Nimble
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
I tag out of the Doombot with Leonstar1, He presses a button and it converts into a Captcharoid Camera Escape Device. He drives off to the sunset and into the TARDIS... (Purely flavor text as to how I got to the Tardis so quickly and how it fits through the door, it does not actually 'change' so to speak)
Sigh, seeing the 'deadly' rainbow heading towards me I hold up a negaverse mirror and reflect a dark rainbow back at Irecreeper.
"You know I'm a light sorcerer and you're using a rainbow against me? You know that won't end well..."
"Oh and thank you tricky for redirecting that train"
10/10 EXPENDED
I place my trap card face down. But I do not activate it yet.
(Hey Twin, Ability Capture should be ready by now. As well as the Ability alchemiser)
Ability Capture
Recharge in: 0 turns
Captured Abilities:
Square Dance
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 21
And the Godmodder.
And any other evil dudes that happen to be around.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
=[32 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[22 / 25]= Queen Bee
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO HIT ME WITH THE TRAIN
...
here in the train. I am riding it, after all.
I THEN HIT TRICKY WITH A CHAIR, DEALING NO DAMAGE BUT HITTING HIM OUT OF THE TRAIN.
I THEN TURN THE TRAIN 180 DEGREES, SO IT IS HEADING BACK AT LEONSTAR.
(You know, unless Piono's attack never counted. Given that these strifes are 1v1.)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 39/50 +1 self
Endeavor: 20/20
iii: 5/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
I get hit by the train.
"Train, y u so fast"
In anger I fly onto the top of the train and proceed to continue the battle.
I blast Menacing Holy Light at Irecreeper.
Ability Capture
Recharge in: 0 turns
Captured Abilities:
Square Dance
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 24
Power vortex gate 28/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 9/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 1)
I attack Japhet with my Malleo Dei!
INVENTORY
Yoshi Block: 4/5
Yoshi tries again to randomly ram Dimentio. If that doesn't work, I shall top-of-skull-stab Dimentio. I also accept the sylladex card containing the pair of nunchucks from my Item Fight counterpart, if he gives it to me.
Power vortex gate 29/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 10/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 2)
I attack Japhet with the Antipolar Autobow!
INVENTORY
My noobs continue building at TRICKSTER SPEED.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Looks like there are peaks and valleys... I uncrated a bunch of loot, including a Specialized Killstreak Huntsman Kit, a Mann of the Seven Sees (which I sold to my brother for a Das Feelinbeterbager and some scrap) and more hats. I'll sell what I can on the Community Market.
Action 1/3
Oryx's Pact: 29/50
Not Just A Howitzer: 4/20
Halloween Surprise: 4/50
I order Kuero to use Dusk's Umbra! I also use Seeker's Ritual near him so that he may regenerate!
Sword Damage: 100K/150K
Constructs: 3/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
40/50 Enoch + 1 fseftr
Hellspawn && Vampire Tooth && Jiggy = Dracula's Puzzler (Level 6: 6/7)
> R. K.: Bombs For Blasting At the Villager so he crashes into Dimentio.
Helping fseftr twice.
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Charge: III 33%
MMMPH: IIIIIIIII 0%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 40/50 +1 self +1 Erelye +2 Nimble
Endeavor: 20/20
iii: 6/50 +1 self
v: 1/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar1: ABILITY CAPTURE Play' Em Off lvl10: Bullet Hell Added!
Also I heal my bot with holy mackerel blessing.
Leonstar0: I take the Conclave Lighting Fixture I made ages ago and shine it on Irecreeper, which if I remember correctly emits darkness rather then light. Upon contact with Irecreeper's body it solidifies into Hard Dark-Light, resulting in him being trapped in a 'cone'.
Ability Capture
Recharge in: 3 turns
Captured Abilities:
Square Dance
Play' Em Off: Bullet Hell
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 27 -1 bot
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 11/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 3)
I attack Japhet using systems crash!
INVENTORY
Meme Dream Team XD 4/50
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 4/50
DONE Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto 8/8
I Told you Dog > VERY FINE = Jegus' Might 7/8
Antibox Gamma > Fine = Quasibox Gamma 4/7
I GOFODDWFN Lord Doubtfire!
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 8/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 11/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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