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UBER ELITE ULTRA FIGHTERS
HP:1000
Attack:
UBER CANNONS: 500 damage
Buff:
Leadership:All UBER type entities get a 20% attack boost!

UBER Bombers
HP:500
Attack:
Bombs away!: 600 damage
Buff:
Shiny armor: Immune to all lazer based attacks
Heavy: 20% Less chance to doge attack

UBER Stealth Fighters
HP: 500
Attack:
Proton Missiles:400 damage
EMP Bomb:30% chance to disable electrical devices on the entity, chances increases the more USF are using this attack, up to 70%
Buff:
Combat Mode: 25% more damage dealt and 10% chance to pierce armor/shields

Zomcannon
Hp:5000
deals 4000 damage
-has a cooldown time of 1 turn if used
-must be used manualy

I summon more UBER bombers.

I blast the TIE Hivemind with my Uberzooka!I blast the TIE Hivemind with my Uberzooka!

I make the godmodder fall asleep, and then I begin tormenting him with nightmares involving his fear of trumpets.

Novice Godmodder 11/15
Neo-Rage Cannon Complete!
Plane Building delayed by four more posts due to complications. 4/8.
I use Healing Beam of Rage with my new, upgraded Rage Cannon! It hits the TIE Hivemind!

20/30. Can you see that big ball of darkness in the sky? It is Jupiter. Jupiter's gravitational fields begin to pull nearby asteroids next to it, increasing the damage that the attack will deal.

Thinking Cheese is one of the godmodders weaknesses, I throw a bunch of cheese at it.

With the godmodder freshly tormented, I build a "therapist place" for "helping people with tormenting dreams". The godmodder comes in and lays down, telling the psychologist(me) all about his dreams and the fear of trumpets. I then proceed to ridicule him and tell him that the fears mean he totally sucks, completely crushing his self-confidence!

Titans inbound!
[21/25]

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UBER ELITE ULTRA FIGHTERS
HP:1000
Attack:
UBER CANNONS: 500 damage
Buff:
Leadership:All UBER type entities get a 20% attack boost!

UBER Bombers
HP:500
Attack:
Bombs away!: 600 damage
Buff:
Shiny armor: Immune to all lazer based attacks
Heavy: 20% Less chance to doge attack

UBER Stealth Fighters
HP: 500
Attack:
Proton Missiles:400 damage
EMP Bomb:30% chance to disable electrical devices on the entity, chances increases the more USF are using this attack, up to 70%
Buff:
Combat Mode: 25% more damage dealt and 10% chance to pierce armor/shields

Zomcannon
Hp:5000
deals 4000 damage
-has a cooldown time of 1 turn if used
-must be used manualy

I summon more UBER stealth Fighters.

21/30.

Jupiter's atmospheric drag begins to suck in the TIE Hivemind and the TIE Shields into it's thick atmosphere. If it doesn't kills them, it renders them unable to escape, as Jupiter's gravity percentage is around 247%.

60/100 UOSS

The 5th ESFB attacks the bridge again, while I work on a virus that will be implanted into the dominator when the bridge is destroyed allowing AG units to gain control of the dominator.

I use Soulcalibur to try and get The_Serpent onto our side.

Quote from thedrew95

Finishing orbital bombardment of landing zone. Titans prepared for orbital drop. [19/25]

Quote from sigmatw

10/10 I spawn 100 UBER ELITE ULTRA FIGHTERS 4/5 UBER ELITE ULTRA FIGHTERS HP:1000 Attack: UBER CANNONS: 500 damage Buff: Leadership:All UBER type entities get a 20% attack boost! UBER Bombers HP:500 Attack: Bombs away!: 600 damage Buff: Shiny armor: Immune to all lazer based attacks Heavy: 20% Less chance to doge attack UBER Stealth Fighters HP: 500 Attack: Proton Missiles:400 damage EMP Bomb:30% chance to disable electrical devices on the entity, chances increases the more USF are using this attack, up to 70% Buff: Combat Mode: 25% more damage dealt and 10% chance to pierce armor/shields Zomcannon Hp:5000 deals 4000 damage -has a cooldown time of 1 turn if used -must be used manualy I create more UBER stealth fighters.

The Uber Elite Ultra Fighters are severely weakened due to the Curse of Repetitiveness™! You only create 5 more Stealth Fighters.

Quote from The_Serpent

Novice Godmodder 9/15 Ok, NOW I start building the plane. 2/4, since my earlier post exceeded the post limit but will be counted in this turn. Rage Cannon sacrifices itself to make a massive explosion in the middle of the AGs! Neo-Rage Cannon: 1/3

All Archpaladin Templars killed!

Quote from Minor107

I attempt to mind-control the Serpent back to our side. Besides, the Godmodder probably would've stabbed serpent in the back anyways.

The_Serpent can do whatever he wants. If he wants to be PG, let him.

Quote from MadScientist

Vacation, vacation... Good to be back. Did I miss anything way awesome? I attack an enemy by teleporting him to places with Alien geometry. His mind explodes. By the way, 8 days until Arrival of the Supreme Choas Obliterator.

You deal 2,000 damage to the 501st Army! Basically, while you were away, some players joined that are PG., and they summoned a ton of TIE-Fighters. Now, you have to defeat the Hivemind to end the threat!

Quote from Minor107

I give the Godmodder enough money to buy a copy of Pokemon X or Y. He then will most likely get distracted. A lot. If that doesn't work, then I give him enough money to buy BOTH games. (BTW, I've caught Xerneas, and got all 8 Gym Badges in Pokemon X.)

The Godmodder got the games on launch day, and hacked into the game to earn every single Pokemon 1,000 times over! ...In real life! He lets loose a Shiny Charizard on you, causing your next attack to fail!

Quote from shadoweater22

I attempt to freeze the TIE Hivemind Secretly the Ice has fire inside it

The Hivemind melts the ice, then freezes the fire, before it can do anything!

Quote from ninjatwist321

"Fire at the shields, my comrades in arms!" The Knights and Magi Templar fire on the shields with their crossbows and arcane spells. Robot Factory 8/10 complete.

The Shields are dead!

Quote from thedrew95

Bombardment Complete! Three Warhound Titans being dropped via orbit! [20/25] Warhound Titan: Health: 5,000 HP Sheilds: 2,500 HP Vulcan Mega Bolters (2): 500 damage x 5 attacks each. Cooldown of 1 turn. Can target ground and air units. Tech Seers (2): Can forgo movement to repair hull damage for 500 each for any turn. Servitors (3): Can forgo combat to repair shields for 500 each for any turn. Void Shields: Scrambles enemy teleportation attempts, and protects crew against all forms of attacks until the destruction of the titan. Loyal from Birth: Crew is immune to allegiance tests/spells.

Please be more clear with your summon. Are you summoning different types of robots, or are those attacks? I'm not really sure.

Quote from TT2000

Maybe we should start counting posts...those who care add an "x/35" to indicate how close we are to running out. I take the hive mind, and make it forget important things. Like stopping the reactor from overheating.

Don't worry, I check regularly to see how many posts there are. You do not know where the Hivemind's CPU is, as the ship is insanely huge!

Quote from jeffy01

Could someone tell me a short summary of how to play this game?

Ninjatwist sums it up pretty well. And, welcome! Be sure to read the OP if you haven't already.

Quote from ninjatwist321

Robot Factory 9/10. Guess what? A new Templar is nearly finished with developement! Anyways, I blast the TIE Shields with X-Rays. Basically, you have to post attacks against the Godmodder, and TwinBuilder will find some humorous way to void it. However, the Godmodder can summon minions, so you can attack the minions with normal attacks. You can also charge attacks for added damage and summon minions of your own!

The Shields are dead!

Quote from jeffy01

So like this: I throw a giant ball of fire at the Godmodder. It leaks out souls meant to kill the Godmodder.

You got it! Just note that almost all attacks will not hit the Godmodder, and an attack will have a higher chance to hit the Godmodder the more original it is. The entities that back up the Godmodder are more susceptible to attacks, but the same rule applies: it will deal more damage the more original it is. The Godmodder cancels your attack by taking out a Soul Sucker and sucking up all the souls launched at him! The fire, without its soul power, does nothing.

Quote from ninjatwist321

Exactly! However, his current minions will likely make for a better target, namely the TIE Shields. Like this: "I (your attack here) the TIE Shields.

Quote from jeffy01

So this: I use a giant beam from my death star on the TIE Shields.

The Shields are dead!! But otherwise, you've got it.

Quote from sigmatw

5/5 I summon 100 more UBER bombers. 1/5 UBER ELITE ULTRA FIGHTERS HP:1000 Attack: UBER CANNONS: 500 damage Buff: Leadership:All UBER type entities get a 20% attack boost! UBER Bombers HP:500 Attack: Bombs away!: 600 damage Buff: Shiny armor: Immune to all lazer based attacks Heavy: 20% Less chance to doge attack UBER Stealth Fighters HP: 500 Attack: Proton Missiles:400 damage EMP Bomb:30% chance to disable electrical devices on the entity, chances increases the more USF are using this attack, up to 70% Buff: Combat Mode: 25% more damage dealt and 10% chance to pierce armor/shields Zomcannon Hp:5000 deals 4000 damage -has a cooldown time of 1 turn if used -must be used manualy I summon more UBER Stealth Fighters.

You only summon 25 Uber Bombers, and you fail to summon the Stealth Fighters!

Quote from The_Serpent

Novice Godmodder 10/15 Neo-Rage Cannon 2/3 Macchi C.205 3/4 I draw the Vile Blade and put on my Armor, grab my Vile Shield, etc. I proceed to attack a random AG.

5 Uber Elite Ultra Fighters killed!

Quote from OpelSpeedster

19/30. ...I toss the Light Star X at the Dark Star X. The two explode violently and desintegrate.

The two are removed from the field!

Quote from engie_ninja

"I AM SUPERIOR." Nightmare Mecha fires a large missile, blasting an AT-AT into the air. "YOU ARE INFERIOR." The missile is followed up with a plasma blast, which careens towards the airborne AT-AT. "PREPARE FOR TERMINATION." The plasma blast explodes, scattering pieces of AT-AT across the battlefield.

All ATATs killed!

Quote from Minor107

I use an Uber-Pure Sword and render this attack null!

Again, you can't force him to be AG. He can be PG if he wants to. However, if you help the Godmodder, he will betray you...

Quote from shadoweater22

I use a Darkness sword made of light on the TIE Hivemind @Jeffy Yeah like that

1,000 damage!

Quote from sigmatw

2/5 1/5 UBER ELITE ULTRA FIGHTERS HP:1000 Attack: UBER CANNONS: 500 damage Buff: Leadership:All UBER type entities get a 20% attack boost! UBER Bombers HP:500 Attack: Bombs away!: 600 damage Buff: Shiny armor: Immune to all lazer based attacks Heavy: 20% Less chance to doge attack UBER Stealth Fighters HP: 500 Attack: Proton Missiles:400 damage EMP Bomb:30% chance to disable electrical devices on the entity, chances increases the more USF are using this attack, up to 70% Buff: Combat Mode: 25% more damage dealt and 10% chance to pierce armor/shields Zomcannon Hp:5000 deals 4000 damage -has a cooldown time of 1 turn if used -must be used manualy I summon more UBER bombers.

You only summon 10!

Quote from Minor107

I blast the TIE Hivemind with my Uberzooka! I blast the TIE Hivemind with my Uberzooka!

1,500 damage!

Quote from TT2000

I make the godmodder fall asleep, and then I begin tormenting him with nightmares involving his fear of trumpets.

How do you make him fall asleep? A pill? A lullaby?

Quote from The_Serpent

Novice Godmodder 11/15 Neo-Rage Cannon Complete! Plane Building delayed by four more posts due to complications. 4/8. I use Healing Beam of Rage with my new, upgraded Rage Cannon! It hits the TIE Hivemind!

+1,000 HP!

Quote from OpelSpeedster

20/30. Can you see that big ball of darkness in the sky? It is Jupiter. Jupiter's gravitational fields begin to pull nearby asteroids next to it, increasing the damage that the attack will deal.

Quote from braxton_22

Thinking Cheese is one of the godmodders weaknesses, I throw a bunch of cheese at it.

Welcome! Cheese is actually not one of the Godmodder's weakness, he actually enjoys cheese! He eats it up.

Quote from TT2000

With the godmodder freshly tormented, I build a "therapist place" for "helping people with tormenting dreams". The godmodder comes in and lays down, telling the psychologist(me) all about his dreams and the fear of trumpets. I then proceed to ridicule him and tell him that the fears mean he totally sucks, completely crushing his self-confidence!

Your previous attack failed, and seeing as this attack hinged on your first attack working, this attack fails too.

Quote from thedrew95

Titans inbound! [21/25]

Quote from sigmatw

3/5 2/5 UBER ELITE ULTRA FIGHTERS HP:1000 Attack: UBER CANNONS: 500 damage Buff: Leadership:All UBER type entities get a 20% attack boost! UBER Bombers HP:500 Attack: Bombs away!: 600 damage Buff: Shiny armor: Immune to all lazer based attacks Heavy: 20% Less chance to doge attack UBER Stealth Fighters HP: 500 Attack: Proton Missiles:400 damage EMP Bomb:30% chance to disable electrical devices on the entity, chances increases the more USF are using this attack, up to 70% Buff: Combat Mode: 25% more damage dealt and 10% chance to pierce armor/shields Zomcannon Hp:5000 deals 4000 damage -has a cooldown time of 1 turn if used -must be used manualy I summon more UBER stealth Fighters.

You summon 5!

Quote from OpelSpeedster

21/30. Jupiter's atmospheric drag begins to suck in the TIE Hivemind and the TIE Shields into it's thick atmosphere. If it doesn't kills them, it renders them unable to escape, as Jupiter's gravity percentage is around 247%.

The TIE Hivemind is pretty immobile anyway, but now it can't move period!

Quote from Crusher48

60/100 UOSS The 5th ESFB attacks the bridge again, while I work on a virus that will be implanted into the dominator when the bridge is destroyed allowing AG units to gain control of the dominator.

They will attack it at the end of the turn.

Quote from Minor107

I use Soulcalibur to try and get The_Serpent onto our side.

He can do what he wants; for the third time.

End-of-Turn Battle:

The 5th ESFB attacks the Dominator's Bridge for 1,000 damage! More Templars are also produced. The Deathless Blademaster gets caught by the Dominator, who fires at him! He dodges the attack and produces a shuriken from his belt! It deals a shield-piercing 1,500 damage!

Every single TIE Fighter kills all the Uber Stealth Fighters! No new ones can be produced. The TIE Hivemind and the 501st Army deal 7,500 damage to the Mothership! The Dominator and the Godmodder deal 6,500 damage to the Underground Barracks Templar! Scaliferd, the Flagship, and everything Uber deal 5,500 damage to the Hivemind! The rest of them kill 2 Small Destroyers! The Hivemind then gets healed by the Annihilator for 1,000 HP!

The Hickam Airfield begins producing planes! It produces 1 Fighter Jet.

The Battlefield:

The Deathless Blademaster: [N] HP: 700/1,000. Level 1,000. Target: The Dominator.

Fort 2.0: [AG] HP: 14,000/17,500. Shields: 67%.

Flagship: [AG] HP: 29,100/50,000.

Scaliferd: [AG] HP: 27,600/50,000.

Zomcannon: [AG] HP: 5,000/5,000.

Uber Fighters: [AG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x41.)

Uber Assault Battleship: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000.

Uber Bombers: [AG] HP: 500/500. (x140.)

Uber Elite Ultra Fighters: [AG] HP: 300/300. (x25.)

5th ESFB: [AG] HP: 100/100. (x90.) Specials: No more than 10 Endermen can die in a single attack.

Knight Templars: [AG] HP: 250/250. (x120.)

Mage Templars: [AG] HP: 150/150. (x85.)

Archpaladin Templars: [AG] HP: 400/400. (x5.)

Mothership: [AG] HP: 21,000/30,000. Aliens: 100/100. (x40.)

Underground Barracks Templar: [AG] HP: 3,500/10,000.

Nightmare Mecha: [AG] HP: 27,500/27,500.

Hickam Field: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shield: 1,500/1,500. Control Tower: 1,000/1,000. Fighter Hangar: 500/500. (Planes: 1.) Divebomber Hangar: 500/500. (Planes: 0.) Bomber Hangar: 500/500. (Planes: 0.) Messroom: 750/750.

TIE-Hivemind: [PG] HP: 27,000/40,000. Specials: When killed, all TIE-Fighters will die, and no new ones can be summoned. Cannot be damaged until TIE-Shields are destroyed.

Annihilator: [PG] HP: 8,700/20,000. Shield: 57%. Cannons: 0/5,000. Generator: 0/2,000. Bridge: 900/1,000. Bridge Shield: 240%.

TIE-Fighters: [PG] HP: 100/100. (x371.) Cannot be attacked.

TIE-Interceptors: [PG] HP: 75/75. (x702.) Cannot be attacked.

TIE-Bombers: [PG] HP: 80/80. (x142.) Cannot be attacked.

TIE-Defenders: [PG] HP: 130/130. (x103.) Cannot be attacked.

TIE-Avengers: [PG] HP: 200/200. (x101.) Cannot be attacked.

TIE-Phantoms: [PG] HP: 50/50. (x75.) Cannot be attacked.

TIE-Hunters: [PG] HP: 100/100. (x20.) Cannot be attacked.

501st Army: [PG] HP: 11,300/25,000. ATSTs: 2,000/2,000. (x20.) IFT-Ts: 1,500/1,500. (x10.) ATATs: 0/1,000. (x0.)

Small Destroyer Armada: [PG] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x1.)

Dominator: [PG] HP: 20,500/25,000. Shield: 95%. Cannons: 3,000/7,000. Generator: 1,500/1,500. Bridge: 3,000/5,000.

Imperial Fleet Commander: [PG] HP: 100/100. Specials: On Dominator.

Godmodder: HP: 90/125.

Edit: Whoops, a lot of stuff was bold. Don't worry, it's fixed. Now it should be fixed.

((Hey, Twin, you forgot to add in the Light Star X I had summoned a couple of pages ago.))

22/30. Saturn and it's moons are heading in.

I throw Fire at the Hivemind and Hack into the Hivemind's core blowing it up

61/100 UOSS

I begin work on a virus to infect the server.

1/50 Virus

Quote from shadoweater22

I throw Fire at the Hivemind and Hack into the Hivemind's core blowing it up

That probably isn't going to work.

I propose a friendship treaty and send the Godmodder a Trojan Horse full of candy so he knows the treaty exists!

G?mm? 15/20

I just finished work on the torso and now move onto the arms.

I then summon Dave.

Dave [N]: 1/1

Protip: Dave is completely useless, killing him really won't do a thing. Seriously, he can't do a thing.

"ADJUSTING TARGET TO SUBJECT DESIGNATE: TIE HIVEMIND."

Nightmare Mecha retracts a large part of its back, revealing a very large cannon. The large cannon aims at the TIE Hivemind and fires a beam. After a while, the beam sears through the outer layer of the TIE Hivemind, continuing inwards.

Quote from engie_ninja

"ADJUSTING TARGET TO SUBJECT DESIGNATE: TIE HIVEMIND."

Nightmare Mecha retracts a large part of its back, revealing a very large cannon. The large cannon aims at the TIE Hivemind and fires a beam. After a while, the beam sears through the outer layer of the TIE Hivemind, continuing inwards.

I buff this attack by fusing Soulcalibur with Nightmare Mecha!