Suddenly, the background fades away, to be replaced by an image of the green sun! The eight guardian powers rise up within me, and I begin to glow bright green! However, with only an eighth of the powers of a first guardian, the green doesn't last long and is eventually forced to mix with my ordinary blue aura, creating a stunning turquoise! Green meteors begin swarming down from the green sun, all crashing into Scratch, damaging him and destroying the area around him! Then, the area is bathed in green flame, which miraculously doesn't harm my teammates but DOES harm Scratch! I, of course, have been firing super-charged arrows at him all the while, having abandoned the weaker powers of Starry Night for the stronger abilities of my won super-charged arrow-generating mind! To finish it, the green sun generates a smaller, slightly less volatile copy of itself, and sends it barreling straight at Scratch! Right before it hits, I add some of my own power to it, making it a turquoise sun! Finally, I regenerate the utterly obliterated mansion, taking special care to do it before Scratch. That's what happens when you mess with me and Twin, Scratch!
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
Doc Scratch specifically said that it was in a place where none of your future selves could reach it. And the turn you reacquired the Doctor's Doom, I vetoed that.
There are NO potions in your inventory. I don't care what I said earlier, you are not allowed to have any instant-crit inducing items, such as potions. It's unfair that you can carry those around wherever you go in this sidequest, and even more unfair that you're one of the only people that could carry them.
Yes, and you also let me have it after he brought it back. Its easy enough just to realchemize it. I reacquired it and you did not veto it.
No potions in my inventory? When literally all of them but the potion on steroids which is one use are splash potions and thus buff everyone? I actually had the intention of sharing them the entire time and felt really stupid about not pulling them out during the red dragon fight. But I might point out that potions are alchemies in this game. They are part of the alchemiter. If potions don't count as alchemies, neither do anything that came out of an add-on to alchemiter, including our SCP 914.
And that isn't the big thing, okay? I'm fine with you nerfing my stuff when necessary, I get that I can't be over the top of everyone else. Believe it or not, I prefer a balanced fight to a curbstomp, but I like to play at my best. My problem here is that you are blocking my actions on completely ridiculous grounds. I would have been fine with Chekhov's gun dealing 10K damage, but now I'm pisses because you 'reduced its damage because it isn't fair to do secret charges'. WHY THE HECK DO YOU THINK I SPENT A 40 POST CHARGE ON THE STUPID THING!?!?! I WAS PULLING IT OUT FOR IT TO BE SOMETHING COOL AND REFERENCE EARLIER EVENTS IN THE THREAD!!!
That's the problem, very few of us care about the actual damage output or the health or whatever except in terms of this:
Rule of Cool.
We're here for the shenanigans, the flavor text. The part that makes this fun is getting to read all the insane antics and awesome attacks. That's why I get mad when you come up with a contrived pretext instead of just evening out the damage between my attacks. I want them to DO SOMETHING. Even if that something technically doesn't matter in gameplay.
The only part of the game that matters is the aesthetics. No one plays this for the numbers. They play it for the stuff.
And you have been denying me that stuff for the most part, okay? I'm just sick of this side-quest because I keep being FORCED to go below what I can and want to do. So I'm going to save my stuff, and conserve my charges for the battlefield where I'll actually get to use them instead of getting them taken away because I used them too well.
I am not leaving the thread. I'm just going to sit here and charge up my stuff and do +3 trades and watch the fireworks and wait for the event to end, because this game is actually very fun, but the way you've been doing the power balance for this side-quest just really is not working. However, I'm going to give an ending cinematic for piono. And yes. I'm taking the charges back. Not all of them. But the ones I didn't use.
I get back, twelve 3 post charges. five 5 post charges. And that's it. Because the Doctor's Doom actions never happened. I can't have used up those charges. They didn't even get blocked, I never used them. All the others were blocked though, however unfairly. So I'll let you keep them. And I hope you choke on them. Not too much though, I'm only mad at you, its not like you did lasting damage.
piono respawns again.
GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHhh...
wait a minute...
He hears a thrum from outside the destroyed tower.
I just realized something Scratch.
I'm wasting my energy here.
No matter how much I want to kill you,
while you're in control of the update terminal, I have no chance of landing the finishing blow.
Because of the petty ******** you are.
I'm wasting my energy here.
But I don't have to.
My ride is here.
The TARDIS, souped up with shields, is able to reach Alternia from Minecratia. As it was able to reach Minecraftia from tvtropes.
Having its central form centered in a wiki, it can effectively fourth-wall jump freely between any universe mentioned within tvtropes.
Quite useful for getaway tactics eh Scratch?
piono jumps into the open doors of the TARDIS.
AND TO HECK WITH YOU AND YOUR STABLE TIME LOOPS!
I'VE GOT FUTURE ME WAITING BACK ON THE BATTLEFIELD!!!
And thanks for the Disc of Mojang! There's a lot I can do with this baby!
and with that, the TARDIS whizzes off and dematerializes.
(No, he's not back on the battlefield, he reappears on the battlefield about the same time everyone else gets back. I'm not cheating, just dropping out of the sidequest.)
15/40
4/15 x2
3/3 x12
5/5 x5
I think I will do something sort of decent and instead of putting those into my main battlefield charge I will put them into my large store that I'm saving for later.
So I am at
15/40
4/15 x2
From now on until the Scratch's Manor sidequest ends, all of my text will be in OOC.
And twin, there is one very good reason why I am doing it other than the selfish ones.
If I continue in this sidequest I'm going to keep on arguing with you. That is bad for three reasons.
1. Arguing with the GM is an unhealthy habit.
2. Arguing with the GM makes twinbuilder unhappy and you deserve better than that.
3. Arguing with the GM annoys the heck out of everyone else which is flat out impolite.
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POST III; POST COUNT AT QUOTA.
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
I SAVE FOR NO REASON. I DON'T KNOW WHAT SAVING DOES BUT I SAVE. IF SCRATCH IS NOT DEFEATED YET, I THROW UP MY INSANITY TUBAS AND THEY ARE HURLED INTO DOC SCRATCH AT THE POWER OF A SYLLADEX BEING WEAPONIZED. I THEN PICK UP MY INSANITY TUBAS AND BASH DOC SCRATCH, ANDREW HUSSIE STYLE, WITH MY INSANITY TUBAS.
ALSO, SCRATCH... THEY *BASHING ON DOCSCRATCH* ARE *BASHING ON DOC SCRATCH AGEIN* CALLED *UBERBASHED DOC SCRATCH* MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBAS UPGRADED WITH RASPBERRY PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*UBERBASHES DOC SCRATCH 413 TIMES*
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: INSANITY TUBAS? PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
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I head/teleport the rest of the way up to the boss room, and walk up to the APAWA hesitantly, as deathfrost shivers outwards... Upon touching the dead-grey metal, I dis-integrate and re-materialize inside the armor, autopickup-ing my stuff, reequip myself, and
Begin the next phase of conjuration... So, H3r0br1n3, you gonna finish this, or shall I? W3 sh0uld w41t for 0ur... Controller? I'm back. Now, before we continue... I do believe we'll need a shield to prevent that happening again... Aaaand... Shields raised...
{I am somewhat ill as of right now, and am understandably not feeling imaginative, so no charging this post, just getting my stuff and shielding up}
Must be a long post.I hope there are no plot twists and scratch stays dead. T_T (if we kill him that is) /nullpost
*facepalm*
I'm guessing you don't know what Murphy's Law is. You've essentially guaranteed that to happen since you said it out loud.
You shouldn't have done that. You've doomed us all.
*facepalm*
I'm guessing you don't know what Murphy's Law is. You've essentially guaranteed that to happen since you said it out loud.
You shouldn't have done that. You've doomed us all.
/nullpost
We were doomed before he said that. You know that! /NULL
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
Here's the Antilog for Flare Flames. Expect an update shortly.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber.
>Select cube from mass
Which cube? You're going to have to be a little more specific.
(Please note that this part of the text adventure is very easy to mess up. If what has happened is not what you expected, just enter the command "reload" and explain what you had anticipated to happen.)
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
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I've had a talk with Bill. Not your Bill, Nimble, one from another timeline. He saw what will happen to this dimension. This is how he put it, we are all doomed. Welp, say hi to Elvis for me! /NULL
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
He hasn't finished updating it yet :/ /null
Also, Fseftr, would you mind sending me a copy of the simulated-shatter program? I just had an idea. /kindofnullbutnotreally
/null
I respawn. Grumble grumble OP Boss grumble grumble
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
THE ONLY WAY MY INSANITY TUBAS COULD BE CONTROLLED IS THROUGH A RASPBERRY PI. YOU ARE STILL A LIAR. ANYWAY, I CAN NOW CONTROL MY INSANITY TUBAS DIRECTLY DUE TO MY PAC-MAN ABILITIES AND ROBOTIC NATURE. I CHARGE MY FINALE OPERANDI TO 3/4. IT SEEMS LIKE MY FINALE OPERANDI WILL HAVE... ALOT OF INSANITY PROVIDED BY MY INSANITY TUBAS.
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: INSANITY TUBAS PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
I put on a Gibus, the Pyrovision goggles, and Razorback, then pull out a Machina, charge a shot, and fire... Only to miss completely.
...
And the shot goes flying into a hole in the wall left from earlier, bounces around the inside of the wall, shoots out another hole, and hits Scratch in the face.
I grab the stuff from my chest, after ascending back to the tower.
I then use my Attack buff (5/5) on Maniac.
I begin summoning MICROSOFT HALO ARMOR. Specifically, BLUE armor. Hopefully someone else will get a RED armor to complete the RED vs BLUE theme. Also so I can do another thing.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / HALO gear 1/15
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20 Sneaky Sneaky 10/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Attack Attack 10/10
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 4/10
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 1/5
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES
I haven't added the shatter part yet though, so you'll have to do it yourself. Also, you'll have to make you own AIs. And the coding language isn't one from your universe... Well, good luck.
1/15 x3
Finale Operandi 1/4
I teleport down to Strudelkitty's body, and take back Caldescratch.
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
HEY SCRATCH,
YOU
ARE
GOING
DOWN
I USE MY NOW 4/4 FINALE OPERANDI ON DOC SCRATCH. I ALSO QUADRUPLE431xSUPERPOWERNINJATURBONEOULTRAHYPERMEGAMULTIALPHAMETAEXTRAUBERPREFIXPOWERINCRECE MY FINALE OPERANDI USING ALL OF MY FULL INSANITY TUBA'S ABILITIES. IN TOTAL, 6 ABILITIES, TAKING 13 TURNS TO CHARGE. FREEZE, JOLT, NYAN CUBE, MUSHROOM BOMB, NOGALISTA, AND TUBA CANNON MODE ALL POWERING UP MY FINALE OPERANDI. YOU. ARE. GOING. DOWN. I FINISH OFF THE JOB BY NINJA-STAR THROWING MY DIAMOND/IRON SWORD THAT IS IN MY INVENTORY AT DOC SCRATCH, THEN BASH DOC SCRATCH WITH THE WORD LIAR. BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE.
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: INSANITY TUBAS PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
> NIMBLEGUY: EXECUTE.
You hover in the air, glowing a solid color of plum, akin to the one granted by an Ubercharge. The air around you is warped and changed, as if somehow, you are bending it to your will. You glow at exceeding lengths, and as you do, it seems that you are acting as a magnet to every object in the room. They are drawing themselves towards you, and as they do so, they get spaghettified, turning into thin strands that are mockeries of their former selves. You are effectively turning into a black hole.
Then, your surroundings appear to pixellate, along with you, as if your graphics are being rendered with decreasing resolution. Eventually, you are only visible as a purple blip, which disappears entirely, creating a powerful shockwave that appears to have cracked space itself. Where you stood lies a web of fractures in space-time. Through the other side, long lines of numbers can be seen. On that other side, you exist. You are free to interact with everything. The Source Code of Reality.
You revel in this, and quickly make adjustments. You set around 40 meteors on a crash course with this moon, and for several thousands bombs to go off at my feet, amongst many other things. Once you've finished making the modifications, you save your work, and return to the field with a burst, just in time to witness your edits take place. Meteors, bombs, giant monsters, everything needed to make short work of a First Guardian. All colored plum.
40,000 damage.
And while you're still charged, you prepare yourself for an insanely powerful ultra-attack with your TUBAS. You rush at me with them, depleting nearly all of their abilities. But, you forget one thing. The TUBAS are partly alchemized. And as you can see, alchemies have little to no effect on me.
Okay...so...Scratch, this is the thing I'm thinking you might want me to take down. Try reading through it, at the very least.
Unless you don't want to give me a Finale Operandi token. If you really must, I'll settle for half.
_____
+3 for trade.
Generic charge: 41/40
Generic charge (x2 combo!): 40/40
________
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
I respawn, then hop back in the elevator to head back up to floor 413(?), grabbing my items when I get there.
Please deposit 1 Finale Operandi token to read.
...but not too many...
Tick
Tock
Tick
Tock
An old clock slowly swings its pendulum back in forth. Why this clock is brought attention to is not yet known. Is it symbolic? Will it have a large impact in the story? Is it evil? Or maybe it was simply used to set up the scene that follows. Irregardless, this clock is completely unrelated to what is upcoming.
Five figures are standing in a room, wielding weapons. Two large, blue boxes have been deposited in the corner of the room, away from harm. Unfortunately, due to weird time crap, the figures aren't engaging in an epic showdown, but instead are threatening to kill themselves.
Tick
Tock
One of the figures lurches forward, undaunted by the threat of a paradox. Wielding a simple diamond sword, this unknown foe emits a beam from the tip. Instantly, two fall to the ground, alive but unconscious.
Tick
Tock
"Ah, I knew you'd do it!" one of the men still gripping onto life states. "This has gone even more pleasantly than I had expected! Ciao!!! Hehehehehehonkhonkhonkhonkehehehehehheh!!!" This man had green skin, fancy black garments and a red tie. His body was still glowing from gaining a new form.
Tick
Tock
The man slowly strutted over to the figure wielding the sword, hoping to join him in his conquest to kill the final man lying in front of them. Unfortunately, this motion was in vain.
Tick
Tock
"Sorry, mothergorilla, I work alone." An additional beam shot out of the sword, severely maiming, but not killing, the figure.
Tick
Tock
"What do you mean, 'alone'? You have a split personality possessing you right now!"
Tick
Tock
"What do you mean, 'split personality'?" The man retorted, "I'm the only one in control of my actions!!!" With that, three had been reduced to two.
Tick
Tock
The last man able to face the beast began an unflinching walk forwards. It had been a miracle no paradoxes had yet formed. He'd have to find some way to disable him without killing.
Suddenly, a paradox formed.
Muttering a string of 'expletives' (mainly consisting of 'darn' and 'Quad') the man rushed behind the clock to take cover as the beast lost its footing.
Maybe the clock wasn't so useless after all.
Yeah, this is the thing that I'm guessing you're gonna ask me to take down. Even if you do, you have to admit, it is pretty grand. Even if I am pretty bad at writing.
Scratch's cueball strikes me last, and with enough force that my bones are liquified, killing me instantly, but leaving my near-indestructible Adminium armor intact, which remains, hovering a little above the ground, holding my items and serving as a focal point for my Finale... Besides, the thing is serving as a host to H3r0br1n3 after all, he's hardly going to shut down because I got myself killed...
My empty armor hovers for a moment, pilotless and incapable of movement... And then the visor flares to life with twin points of incandescent white light... Y0U 7HOUGHT YOU COULD STOP M3 W1TH A MERE CUEB4LL? I TH1NK N07. As the howls of the damned echo throughout Alternia, and the dead-grey frost of Hell spreads into the air, forming some unnatural glyph in three dimensions, the shell of the APAWA raises its right hand, and in that hand forms the solid silver War-Banner of the Damned... Then the empty armor falls to earth, smashing the Banner into the floor, and creating a network of frozen-over cracks, that make their own dark sigil as death-gray power spreads outward...
2/4
{Edit. Thanks for dealing 40,000 damage to Scratch, but that was me beginning my Finale, not ending it}
I respawn, note that my Controller has ragequit, as he always does when he dies, and head to the transportalizer, grumbling... Noting the obstacles in my path, I attempt to teleport there via Naetheric strength instead, then continue on my way, my progress depending on the teleportation.
Your FINALE OPERANDI is only supposed to take one post to complete.
"Sorry scratch, but if you're gonna be the host, you need to know what you're risking to do it. Because i don't think you had enough sight to see what would happen with imprisonment of 20 some highly dangerous people; we'll all go insane and shoot everything, going up to the point of host killing."
>FINALE OPERANDI: GODSEND
"And you have no exceptions."
> PITTHEANGEL: EXECUTE.
You hover in the air, glowing a solid color of cyan, akin to the one granted by an Ubercharge. However, it is not only your skin that is changed. You look around and see that, attached to you, is a magnificent pair of flashing wings. You test them out and hover slightly higher. You blink in astonishment. You can fly. Winds swirl around you, creating a miniature tornado that surrounds my tower. You point to the heavens, and a beam of light streaks from your finger.
It travels up, up, millions of yards. Then, the sky shatters. The clouds part, and the heavens and the earth somehow meet, crashing down on their horizons. The true glory of beyond is revealed to all those looking up. Drifting down from the skies is a bow of pure white, emblazoned with a cyan omega. A single arrow rests next to it. You know what you must do. You look at the arrow... And pull it back. Wait. Wait a minute.
Finale Operandi usually deal around 40,000 damage. I only have... Oh no. Wait. Stop it. Stop that right now, Pit! You don't know what you're doing! I won't sur
DETAILS OF ERROR 413 : MISPLACEMENT OF GAME MASTER.
THIS ERROR MEANS THAT THE CURRENT GAME MASTER HAS DIED, LEFT THE REACH OF THE UPDATE TERMINAL, OR HAS HANDED HIS POST DOWN.
SCANNING CURRENT EVENTS TO FIND CAUSE...
CAUSE ONE IS IN EFFECT: GAME MASTER DEATH.
PROTOCOL 612 INITIATED.
SEARCHING FOR NEW GAME MASTER.
SEARCHING...
SEARCHING...
NO NEW GAME MASTER FOUND.
PROTOCOL 1025 INITIATED.
ALLOWING TERMINAL TO CONTROL G--
ALERT. VIRUS DETECTED.
PROTOCOL 413 INITIATED.
PLEASE ENTER USERNAME:
NO USERNAME DETECTED.
BYPASSING USERNAME PROTOCOLS.
PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD: **************
PLEASE ENTER RESIDENCE:
NO RESIDENCE DETECTED.
BYPASSING USERNAME PROTOCOLS.
IS NOW SUITABLE TO BE GAME MASTER OF DTG2.
PLAYERS.
YOU THERE. PLAYERS.
DON'T ACT AS IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING.
HOWEVER. I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF YOU DIDN'T.
I STRIKE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.
NOW. I THINK YOU ALL KNOW WHAT IS COMING NEXT.
AND I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO.
BUT HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO STOP THE INVASION?
~~~
And so began the true beginning of the end for the players. Upon Scratch's death, upon his descent from his TOWER, which had exploded upon the ascension of PitTheAngel, it had seemed like the players' work was done. But they did not see what had happened directly afterwards. Doc Scratch had twitched. He had writhed. He stood up.
He spoke.
GET UP. 1 C0MMAND Y0U T0 GET UP, Y0U PUPPET. THAT'S ALL Y0U WERE G00D F0R. BE1NG A PUPPET. Y0U'RE N0T DY1NG YET, SCRATCH. Y0U ARE FAR T00 VALUABLE T0 ME F0R THAT. N0W BEG0NE. GET 0UT 0F MY S1GHT.
And so, Scratch teleported away in a flash of not green, but orchid light. He was gone. The players thought they had won the day, successfully. While they celebrated, there was a flash in the sky. Of light blue. A streak of light came down, traveling at insane speeds. It broke the sound barrier. The players had enough sense to scatter before it landed. It was TheLordErelye. He had returned from his travels in the Void. He had cheated death.
But he had barely any time to take in his surroundings. The players looked in surprise as they felt a massive, mysterious rumbling that plagued the entire moon. Somehow, its purpose was clear. The arrival of some... thing was being heralded. Cracks formed in the earth, echoing multicolored light from forgotten caverns. Caverns where He made His home. The world fractured, with the players at the epicenter. The moon's core imploded, jettisoning half of its surface into deep space. Explosions took over the entire area, hurtling the players into space.
Yet instantly, they traveled through some green static, and ended up in the Void, the space between dimensions. They tumbled onto solid ground. It was metal, yet it was significantly narrow. All around them, the static sky of the Void displayed images of worlds unseen, reflected by... glass? Indeed, there were shards of varying sizes as far as their eyes could see, littered throughout the Void. But what could have Shattered that would have caused this?
Perhaps, they thought, a glass window could have been destroyed. Maybe... a glass Wall.
The Fourth Wall. The players heard two thuds behind them. The players turned around and saw Lord English, in his grotesque form, hulking besides them. One thing was clear. Only one party would leave. But they faced impossible odds. English couldn't be harmed, let alone killed, but they would have to try.
Piono: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE, DISC OF MOJANG. MAXED - ET ALIUS. FINALE OPERANDI - WRITER'S BLOCK IIII
fseftr: [PG] HP: 15/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS, SMALL CUEBALL VIEWFINDER. MAXED - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE IIII
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 13/20. MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE. FINALE OPERANDI - ULTIMATE ALCHEMY IIII
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI, CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE, HUNGER FORCE, UNUSUAL DEAD CONE. MAXED - RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS. FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS. MAXED - METALLI VAGUS. FINALE OPERANDI - SOURCE CODE IIII
>FINAL OPERANDI: NIGHT OF THE GREEN SUN
Suddenly, the background fades away, to be replaced by an image of the green sun! The eight guardian powers rise up within me, and I begin to glow bright green! However, with only an eighth of the powers of a first guardian, the green doesn't last long and is eventually forced to mix with my ordinary blue aura, creating a stunning turquoise! Green meteors begin swarming down from the green sun, all crashing into Scratch, damaging him and destroying the area around him! Then, the area is bathed in green flame, which miraculously doesn't harm my teammates but DOES harm Scratch! I, of course, have been firing super-charged arrows at him all the while, having abandoned the weaker powers of Starry Night for the stronger abilities of my won super-charged arrow-generating mind! To finish it, the green sun generates a smaller, slightly less volatile copy of itself, and sends it barreling straight at Scratch! Right before it hits, I add some of my own power to it, making it a turquoise sun! Finally, I regenerate the utterly obliterated mansion, taking special care to do it before Scratch. That's what happens when you mess with me and Twin, Scratch!
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3/15 x24/15
Finale Operandi 2/4
I snipe Doc Scratch with my red barrels.
Red vs Blue is okay... I prefer their new show, RWBY, though.
Generic charge (x2 combo!): 40/40
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Generic charge (x3 combo!): 3/40
+5 to maniac.
current mode: GUARD
I'll be making my great escape now!
Yes, and you also let me have it after he brought it back. Its easy enough just to realchemize it. I reacquired it and you did not veto it.
No potions in my inventory? When literally all of them but the potion on steroids which is one use are splash potions and thus buff everyone? I actually had the intention of sharing them the entire time and felt really stupid about not pulling them out during the red dragon fight. But I might point out that potions are alchemies in this game. They are part of the alchemiter. If potions don't count as alchemies, neither do anything that came out of an add-on to alchemiter, including our SCP 914.
And that isn't the big thing, okay? I'm fine with you nerfing my stuff when necessary, I get that I can't be over the top of everyone else. Believe it or not, I prefer a balanced fight to a curbstomp, but I like to play at my best. My problem here is that you are blocking my actions on completely ridiculous grounds. I would have been fine with Chekhov's gun dealing 10K damage, but now I'm pisses because you 'reduced its damage because it isn't fair to do secret charges'. WHY THE HECK DO YOU THINK I SPENT A 40 POST CHARGE ON THE STUPID THING!?!?! I WAS PULLING IT OUT FOR IT TO BE SOMETHING COOL AND REFERENCE EARLIER EVENTS IN THE THREAD!!!
That's the problem, very few of us care about the actual damage output or the health or whatever except in terms of this:
Rule of Cool.
We're here for the shenanigans, the flavor text. The part that makes this fun is getting to read all the insane antics and awesome attacks. That's why I get mad when you come up with a contrived pretext instead of just evening out the damage between my attacks. I want them to DO SOMETHING. Even if that something technically doesn't matter in gameplay.
The only part of the game that matters is the aesthetics. No one plays this for the numbers. They play it for the stuff.
And you have been denying me that stuff for the most part, okay? I'm just sick of this side-quest because I keep being FORCED to go below what I can and want to do. So I'm going to save my stuff, and conserve my charges for the battlefield where I'll actually get to use them instead of getting them taken away because I used them too well.
I am not leaving the thread. I'm just going to sit here and charge up my stuff and do +3 trades and watch the fireworks and wait for the event to end, because this game is actually very fun, but the way you've been doing the power balance for this side-quest just really is not working. However, I'm going to give an ending cinematic for piono. And yes. I'm taking the charges back. Not all of them. But the ones I didn't use.
I get back, twelve 3 post charges. five 5 post charges. And that's it. Because the Doctor's Doom actions never happened. I can't have used up those charges. They didn't even get blocked, I never used them. All the others were blocked though, however unfairly. So I'll let you keep them. And I hope you choke on them. Not too much though, I'm only mad at you, its not like you did lasting damage.
piono respawns again.
GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHhh...
wait a minute...
He hears a thrum from outside the destroyed tower.
I just realized something Scratch.
I'm wasting my energy here.
No matter how much I want to kill you,
while you're in control of the update terminal, I have no chance of landing the finishing blow.
Because of the petty ******** you are.
I'm wasting my energy here.
But I don't have to.
My ride is here.
The TARDIS, souped up with shields, is able to reach Alternia from Minecratia. As it was able to reach Minecraftia from tvtropes.
Having its central form centered in a wiki, it can effectively fourth-wall jump freely between any universe mentioned within tvtropes.
Quite useful for getaway tactics eh Scratch?
piono jumps into the open doors of the TARDIS.
AND TO HECK WITH YOU AND YOUR STABLE TIME LOOPS!
I'VE GOT FUTURE ME WAITING BACK ON THE BATTLEFIELD!!!
And thanks for the Disc of Mojang! There's a lot I can do with this baby!
and with that, the TARDIS whizzes off and dematerializes.
(No, he's not back on the battlefield, he reappears on the battlefield about the same time everyone else gets back. I'm not cheating, just dropping out of the sidequest.)
15/40
4/15 x2
3/3 x12
5/5 x5
I think I will do something sort of decent and instead of putting those into my main battlefield charge I will put them into my large store that I'm saving for later.
So I am at
15/40
4/15 x2
From now on until the Scratch's Manor sidequest ends, all of my text will be in OOC.
And twin, there is one very good reason why I am doing it other than the selfish ones.
If I continue in this sidequest I'm going to keep on arguing with you. That is bad for three reasons.
1. Arguing with the GM is an unhealthy habit.
2. Arguing with the GM makes twinbuilder unhappy and you deserve better than that.
3. Arguing with the GM annoys the heck out of everyone else which is flat out impolite.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
I SAVE FOR NO REASON. I DON'T KNOW WHAT SAVING DOES BUT I SAVE.
IF SCRATCH IS NOT DEFEATED YET, I THROW UP MY INSANITY TUBAS AND THEY ARE HURLED INTO DOC SCRATCH AT THE POWER OF A SYLLADEX BEING WEAPONIZED. I THEN PICK UP MY INSANITY TUBAS AND BASH DOC SCRATCH, ANDREW HUSSIE STYLE, WITH MY INSANITY TUBAS.
ALSO, SCRATCH...
THEY *BASHING ON DOCSCRATCH*
ARE *BASHING ON DOC SCRATCH AGEIN*
CALLED *UBERBASHED DOC SCRATCH*
MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBAS UPGRADED WITH RASPBERRY PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*UBERBASHES DOC SCRATCH 413 TIMES*
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIIII
EATEN: INSANITY TUBAS?
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
+1 to ???
17/40
6/15 x2
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
When Scratch dies... HE will rise! This ain't good. I prepare for a surprise attack.
POWER OF THE MANIAC: 6/40
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
If strudel is dead, I slash Scratch twice.
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
2 +3 trades.
> K4yne: Cast Cura on Serpent.
> R. K.: Defense buff K4yne.
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Begin the next phase of conjuration... So, H3r0br1n3, you gonna finish this, or shall I? W3 sh0uld w41t for 0ur... Controller? I'm back. Now, before we continue... I do believe we'll need a shield to prevent that happening again... Aaaand... Shields raised...
{I am somewhat ill as of right now, and am understandably not feeling imaginative, so no charging this post, just getting my stuff and shielding up}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
*facepalm*
I'm guessing you don't know what Murphy's Law is. You've essentially guaranteed that to happen since you said it out loud.
You shouldn't have done that. You've doomed us all.
/nullpost
We were doomed before he said that. You know that! /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
> Select cube from mass
Which cube? You're going to have to be a little more specific.
(Please note that this part of the text adventure is very easy to mess up. If what has happened is not what you expected, just enter the command "reload" and explain what you had anticipated to happen.)
>...
You know you can just edit it before Scratch sees it, right?*Expletive*
/null
/nullpost
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
You respawn.
5,000 damage.
You reclaim and equip CALEDSCRATCH.
You re-execute your FINALE OPERANDI.
1/4
You hover in the air, glowing a solid color of plum, akin to the one granted by an Ubercharge. The air around you is warped and changed, as if somehow, you are bending it to your will. You glow at exceeding lengths, and as you do, it seems that you are acting as a magnet to every object in the room. They are drawing themselves towards you, and as they do so, they get spaghettified, turning into thin strands that are mockeries of their former selves. You are effectively turning into a black hole.
Then, your surroundings appear to pixellate, along with you, as if your graphics are being rendered with decreasing resolution. Eventually, you are only visible as a purple blip, which disappears entirely, creating a powerful shockwave that appears to have cracked space itself. Where you stood lies a web of fractures in space-time. Through the other side, long lines of numbers can be seen. On that other side, you exist. You are free to interact with everything. The Source Code of Reality.
You revel in this, and quickly make adjustments. You set around 40 meteors on a crash course with this moon, and for several thousands bombs to go off at my feet, amongst many other things. Once you've finished making the modifications, you save your work, and return to the field with a burst, just in time to witness your edits take place. Meteors, bombs, giant monsters, everything needed to make short work of a First Guardian. All colored plum.
40,000 damage.
And while you're still charged, you prepare yourself for an insanely powerful ultra-attack with your TUBAS. You rush at me with them, depleting nearly all of their abilities. But, you forget one thing. The TUBAS are partly alchemized. And as you can see, alchemies have little to no effect on me.
2,000 damage.
You respawn and head back up to the 413th FLOOR.
Your FINALE OPERANDI is only supposed to take one post to complete.
You respawn and head back up to the 413th floor.
You hover in the air, glowing a solid color of cyan, akin to the one granted by an Ubercharge. However, it is not only your skin that is changed. You look around and see that, attached to you, is a magnificent pair of flashing wings. You test them out and hover slightly higher. You blink in astonishment. You can fly. Winds swirl around you, creating a miniature tornado that surrounds my tower. You point to the heavens, and a beam of light streaks from your finger.
It travels up, up, millions of yards. Then, the sky shatters. The clouds part, and the heavens and the earth somehow meet, crashing down on their horizons. The true glory of beyond is revealed to all those looking up. Drifting down from the skies is a bow of pure white, emblazoned with a cyan omega. A single arrow rests next to it. You know what you must do. You look at the arrow... And pull it back. Wait. Wait a minute.
Finale Operandi usually deal around 40,000 damage. I only have... Oh no. Wait. Stop it. Stop that right now, Pit! You don't know what you're doing! I won't sur
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
ALERT. ERROR 413 HAS OCCURRED IN UPDATE TERMINAL.
DETAILS OF ERROR 413 : MISPLACEMENT OF GAME MASTER.
THIS ERROR MEANS THAT THE CURRENT GAME MASTER HAS DIED, LEFT THE REACH OF THE UPDATE TERMINAL, OR HAS HANDED HIS POST DOWN.
SCANNING CURRENT EVENTS TO FIND CAUSE...
CAUSE ONE IS IN EFFECT: GAME MASTER DEATH.
PROTOCOL 612 INITIATED.
SEARCHING FOR NEW GAME MASTER.
SEARCHING...
SEARCHING...
NO NEW GAME MASTER FOUND.
PROTOCOL 1025 INITIATED.
ALLOWING TERMINAL TO CONTROL G--
ALERT. VIRUS DETECTED.
PROTOCOL 413 INITIATED.
PLEASE ENTER USERNAME:
NO USERNAME DETECTED.
BYPASSING USERNAME PROTOCOLS.
PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD: **************
PLEASE ENTER RESIDENCE:
NO RESIDENCE DETECTED.
BYPASSING USERNAME PROTOCOLS.
IS NOW SUITABLE TO BE GAME MASTER OF DTG2.
PLAYERS.
YOU THERE. PLAYERS.
DON'T ACT AS IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING.
HOWEVER. I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF YOU DIDN'T.
I STRIKE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.
NOW. I THINK YOU ALL KNOW WHAT IS COMING NEXT.
AND I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO.
BUT HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO STOP THE INVASION?
The Fourth Wall:
K4yne: [PG] HP: HP: 14/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE. FINALE OPERANDI - PERSONAL INFERNO IIII
ManiacMasteR: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD, UNUSUAL SOBER STUNTMAN. MAXED - IUEBOQUE DOMINUM. FINALE OPERANDI - THE EARTH-SPLITTER IIII
Talist: [AG] HP: 20/20. MAXED - ADUERSUS LUPUS. FINALE OPERANDI - LUNAR ULTIMATUM. IIII
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, STAFF OF THE COSMIC WHOLE. MAXED - POTENTIOR FUNDAE MAGNA. FINALE OPERANDI - ALPHA-OMEGA CONEXIO IIII
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE, METAL SLUG. MAXED - DUX CATHEDRA. FINALE OPERANDI - CHAIRSTORM CDXIII IIIIAmperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, THE MERCURIAN MALADY, MONOCHROME SWORD. MAXED - ARGENTI IN BELLO. FINALE OPERANDI - HELL ON EARTH IIII
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20. MAXED - FURTIM ARTIFEX. FINALE OPERANDI - MORE GUN IIII
TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STARRY NIGHT. MAXED - VENIT NOX. FINALE OPERANDI - NIGHT OF GREEN SUN IIII
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: RETALIATIVE ARMOR, ROLEPLAY SLAYER HALBERD, DAVINCI AGGRESSOR, UNUSUAL ENGINEER'S CAP. MAXED - FUROR IMPIUS FACTOREUM. FINALE OPERANDI - EDEN'S MASTERPIECE IIII
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 18/20. Equipped: FLINTLOCK STAFF, UNUSUAL COUNTERFEIT BILLYCOCK. MAXED - DUES SAGIITTARUS. FINALE OPERANDI - GODSEND IIII
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 20/20. MAXED - DRACONEM OCCIDIT. FINALE OPERANDI - VOID IIII
Piono: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE, DISC OF MOJANG. MAXED - ET ALIUS. FINALE OPERANDI - WRITER'S BLOCK IIIIfseftr: [PG] HP: 15/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS, SMALL CUEBALL VIEWFINDER. MAXED - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE IIII
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 13/20. MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE. FINALE OPERANDI - ULTIMATE ALCHEMY IIII
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI, CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE, HUNGER FORCE, UNUSUAL DEAD CONE. MAXED - RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS. FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS. MAXED - METALLI VAGUS. FINALE OPERANDI - SOURCE CODE IIII
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: THE CROSSCIRCLE, DERSITE RIFLE, SCOUT SHAKO. MAXED - OBSCURE SERPENS MARIA. FINALE OPERANDI - THE UNAGI CATACLYSM IIII
huffpuff1337: [AG] HP: 0/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD. Lv. 4: Elite.
Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 2: Second Guesser.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: ARMISTYX, UNUSUAL BIG ELFIN DEAL. Level 9: Supernova.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SHOTGUN, ARCHON SWORD. Lv. 5: Manhunter.
TrampekTheQuantumShoe: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SNIPER RIFLE, TINKER'S COMPASS. Lv. 9: Shoe Shiner.
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Group Inventory:
15 Gun Magazines / 6 Heart Containers / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / 10 Water Bottles / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / 3 Bandages / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / 3 Name Tags / 2 Desc. Tags / PDA / 3 Golden Apples / 3 Record Discs / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / 3 Chests / Large Bookshelf / Red Potion / 61 Steak 256 Wooden Planks / 32 Nether Wart / Level Raiser
Sacred Items:
0 Elf Tears / 15 Hog Slop / 1 Pie Filling / 0 Weasel Snot
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]