I +3 trade with K4yne
39/40 x1
4/20 x1
1/5 x5
3/3 x14
And with that, I've exhausted most of my charges. The only way to block the majority of those attacks that I can see is to kill me halfway through that combo which would effectively 'return' most of the charges I had intended on using due to the fact that I was too dead to spend them.
Anyways, I do seem to have one ample source of charges left, even the large number of extra action hasn't quite drained my small charges to halfway, so I think I'll use the other half now.
3/3 expended x10!
Battle Technique: Sweeping The Floor
The Doctor's Doom, my weapon of choice for this showdown.
WHAM!
The white broom suddenly slams into the side of Doc Scratch's head, sending him flying.
I honestly find it quite an amusing weapon. WHAM!!
piono flash-steps next to Doc Scratch, bringing the Doctor's Doom down onto his flying form.
But an incredibly useful one all the same. WHAM!!!
Doc Scratch hits the ground. piono follows the landing with downward strike.
And I find it a suitable weapon to take down someone... WHAM!!!!
piono brings the Doctor's Doom around in sidestreak, brushing the floor slightly before it slams into Doc Scratch, sending him skidding across the floor.
Who has been such a thorn in my side... WHAM!!!!!
Again, piono brings around the Doctor's Doom just short of the wall, again brushing the floor lightly, again picking up more dust by launching Doc Scratch across the floor like a hockey puck.
At such a horrible time to do so. WHAM!!!!!!
A third time, Doc Scratch's form is beginning to pick up noticeable amount of dirt and ash off of the floor.
I suppose most of my threats... WHAM!!!!!!!
Four. Doc Scratch's 'skin', once a gleaming white, is now a dirty grey.
Were idle... WHAM!!!!!!!!
Five. Doc Scratch looks like he's just been in the middle of an ash cloud from a violent volcanic eruption. The floor, however, is quite clean.
And quite frankly just to entertain myself...
WHAM!!!!!!!!!
piono brings the Doctor's Doom around in a wide loop, bouncing Doc Scratch off of the floor, up into the air slightly.
But that doesn't change the fact that...
WHAM!!!!!!!!!!
piono brings the Doctor's Doom around in a sweeping blow. This time the first guardian connects with the wall after the blow sends him flying.
I'm still going to see you dead as soon as possible.
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YOU KNOW WHAT DOC SCRATCH? YOU LIED TO ME. AT THE START YOU SAID THAT I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO USE MY INSANITY TUBAS AS LONG AS I WAS IN THIS MANOR. I WAS ABLE TO USE IT AGENST THE RED DRAGON. THE CORE IS IN THE BASEMENT. YOU SAID THAT YOURSELF. YOU ARE A LIAR. I RESPAWN. I THEN RUN BACK TO FLOOR 413 AND GET MY ITEMS BACK FROM MY GRAY CHEST. I NEXT USE PAC-MAN ON MY INSANITY TUBAS, FUSING MY POWER WITH MY INSANITY TUBA'S. I USE VOID MODE ON YOUR PUNY LITTLE MACHINE. THEN NULL CUBE MODE. LETS SEE WHAT ELSE YOU LIED ABOUT. I USE MIND ON STRUDELKITTY. BECAUSE YOU LIED ABOUT THAT. NEXT I ACTIVATE MY RASPBERRY HELMET. YOU LIAR. I CHARGE MY FINALE OPERANDI TO 2/4.
YOU LYING MONSTER.
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-TURN 3 / 3-
-18 / 18- A portal appears, and I'm sent to the future...
Three seconds later, I'm launched out, unharmed.
-3 / 3- I make one random player sturdyy, allowing them to survive an attack with 1HP.
MEANWHILE, in an alternate universe...
CC: Ugh. CC: It's that time of year again. CC: Vacation. CC: Looks like I'll be away for two weeks. CC: Thankfully, I have a special present for the battlefield in the meantime. CC: Assuming we get back to the field, anyway.
"THIS IS FOR KILLING ME SCRATCH, YOU HORRIBLE HOST!!!"
COMBAT OPERANDI: STRAFER'S DELIGHT
I run around Scratch, in an obviously fruitless attempt to confuse him. However, it turns out he was looking at a specially-painted COMBAT OPERANDI: WARRIOR OF ARROWS arrow warrior! I was behind him the entire time. But obviously he knew I was there! And obviously, Scratch would attempt to attack me! But when he does, it turns out I had planned it the entire time, and I fire an arrow at the exact second he launches a quick attack, intercepting it! Scratch(you) looks down to find his body filled with arrows from the arrow warrior, who is now used up and gone!
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13/40 x4
EJF 16/40
Ammo 2/5 + 18 more
Final operandi charging... (2/4) I'd like to decide what my final actually does, or at least know what it will do. I have a rather nice idea on what it will do if I get to choose.
I make my way back to the elevator room from wherever I respawned.
... Everything couldn't be fake could it? Right? But it would explain a lot... The immortal humans are the only ones that are real and thus they aren't really dying. This world seemed undefined because of what the Godmodder has done. He has made some kind of "mod" that can evolve and create new unseen entities and objects on the fly. Was he just a child of this ever growing mod? It would also explain why there is this war in the first place. The players are being forced to play this game, "Minecraft", the Godmodder's way and they hate that. That's why the players are willing to kill so much; it's just a game... Just a game... Wilson questioned his allegiance or lack there of. He had never been pro or anti Godmodder, he had just been pro Wilson. But was that the right thing to do now? Surely if the Godmodder is the one sustaining this server then if he dies, the server dies with him. And if the server dies, Wilson dies with it. But then again, maybe that didn't matter. Should he spend his virtual life trying to help the only people here who are real? Wouldn't that be the honorable thing to do? Helping the Godmodder would extend his life, his fake, selfish life at the cost the happiness of others. Fighting the Godmodder would end his life, but he'd be a hero to 10 million people in some small way. What should he do?
This is how you do an alinement change huh? As Wilson is not an entity, once we get back I'll count any actions Wilson does out of my own action pool. So if he charges something, I can't charge all 3 things at once. If he actually attacks something, then I can't attack something on that post (or at least I won't be able to attack as strongly). And etc. Does that sound fine?
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie x3
40/40
12/40 x4
EJF 15/40
Ammo 1/5 + 18 more
First I walk next door to room 513 because I accidentally went to room 514.
Scratch, I charge you with genocide, excessive damage to civilian property, use of chemical and biological weapons, crimes against humanity, and kidnapping. I'd like to know what you have to say about that. (Also add almost making me go blind because highlighting your text hardly does anything to help me read it...) You know I never actually attacked you or strudel, and I wasn't planning on doing so either (At least, not yet). Also, how have I reached level 10? And do I have my token thingy? If I do, then. 1/4 after respawning... Somewhere...
Well, maybe this database will be useful for unchangeable things, like alchemy recipes; those could be fun to find. wilson pushed the text that said "main page" to try and find the alchemy page. He started to read the page. It said: is a sandbox construction game created by Mojang AB founderMarkus Persson, and inspired by the Infiniminer, Dwarf Fortress and Dungeon Keeper games. Gameplay involves players interacting with the game world by placing and breaking various types of blocks in a three-dimensional environment. In this environment, players can build creative structures, creations, and artwork onmultiplayer servers and singleplayer worlds across multiple game modes. ... ehn... Ah... What? My whole world... is a game? Made by someone? ... No... This thing is lying! It must be! It had a wrong date for something so why should it be trusted? Wilson's eyes began to wander farther down the page. He read what seemed to be a PSA. Minecraft is currently in what is known as "The Operation" where any computer with Minecraft installed is forced to connect to a server known as "Godcraft", a server under the control of a person known as the Godmodder. At this time, do NOT purchase Minecraft. For more information please go to www.gameovernewscast.org. Wilson pushed the last sentence and read that page and his head spun.
3 trade with anyone except Engie x2
edit- Annnnnnnddddd..... Missed by 6 minutes....
You reached MAX LEVEL upon having a part in killing the RED DRAGON.
You respawn back in the ELEVATOR ROOM.
> TALIST - FINALE OPERANDI: LUNAR ULTIMATUM
You pull out a FINALE OPERANDI TOKEN. It vanishes in plum light, which promptly surrounds you, hurtling you in the air. You glow with an immense aura of power. You are ready to use your FINALE OPERANDI, your most powerful standard attack.
Hold on!!! I have in fact used the Doctor's Doom at earlier points in this manor, you can't just say I don't have it. Same with the potions, I cleared up this whole thing before Eric left and you indeed verified that I have all of my items. Including both the doctor's doom and my potions. Are you implying that you lied to me? Apply the potion effect please.
Also, the reason I put down my finale operandi as being more than it was, I accidentally screwed up my edit somehow and ate my own post, must have accidentally pressed the cancel button. I also listed myself as having used a 40 post charge I never used.
Also, I thought I made it obvious, but the action with the void of heat was not in fact an attack, but applying a debuff. Oh well, guess it failed.
I put out a +3
3/4 for writer's block
34/40 x3
20/20 x3
14/15 x4
5/5 x9
2/3 x18
I respawn. Lousy no good son of a muppet.
You do not have THE DOCTOR'S DOOM, because, if you remember correctly, it currently resides in outer space.
I was uncharacteristically vague with you back at the beginning of this sidequest. When I said that you and Eric shared an inventory and had shared items, I thought you meant that you shared only alchemies. I did not take into account your potions. Every other player in this quest only functions using only alchemies. I fail to see why you are any different.
FINALE OPERANDI: COMMENCE. Time to die, Strudekitty. I'll deal with you later, Scratch. Remind me what the names of the three factions the Godmodder owns are, will you?
EDIT: OOPS TWINJAD
> THE_SERPENT: EXECUTE.
You hover in the air, glowing a solid color of orchid, akin to the one an Ubercharge would grant. A low rumble heard as you brandish the UNAGI BLADE you crafted what seemed a lifetime ago. It now glows a solid orchid, the color that you are. You gaze out the broken windows of my ROOM and see the ravine that MANIACMASTER carved into the green landscape of this moon. You focus your sight on that spot, and your eyes fracture.
Where there was orchid in your eyes, the colors of fifteen sacred pool balls shine their light. Their auras surround you as your BLADE flickers with the light of a green sun, turning into a golden staff with a green orb at the top. You set it on the ground, creating tremors. You point your staff at the ravine, and it splits open once more, sending chunks of rock and building in all directions. However, instead of lava, something... else comes up. At first only its head is visible. And even that is a grotesque sight. Massive ebony horns protrude from its skull, a huge, pale tongue sneaking out of its mouth, lined with teeth.
The monster gradually makes its way out of the ravine and coils is body throughout the sky. Its hide is full of scales and spikes, sharpened to the point of perfection. It emanates darkness. It is the Unagi. It roars, and the walls of my ROOM explode, shattering debris to the ground below. The Unagi turns its gaze to the players, who watch as the sky undergoes a cosmic display of armaggedon, stars seemingly flying of their own accord, galaxies slipping in and out of view, whole stretches of space flashing colors. The Unagi's eyes flash, and turn the same colors as your own.
You raise your Staff. The Unagi raises its head. You both fire in conjunction, creating what can only be described as a cataclysm.
STRUDELKITTY takes the attack. The ground surrounding her is torn to bits. She flies out of the ROOM and falls, 413 stories, to her apparent... demise.
Ok then Scratch, if you say so. This isn't personal.
>BATTLE TECHNIQUE: JUST BUSINESS. I take out my HALF-ZATOICHI in the most dramatic way possible, and run up to SCRATCH, striking him with it, in a very businesslike manner.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little *****
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20 Sneaky Sneaky 10/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Attack Attack 10/10
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 4/10
Another attack buff 5/5
Attack 1/10
Speed and Attack buff 1/5
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
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I +3 trade with modpack and dimentiosome
4/4 for writer's block.
37/40 x3
2/20 x4
15/15 x4
5/5 x9
2/3 x19
I look over at the machine in the back of the room.
So that's our problem.
15/15 expended! 15/15 expended! 15/15 expended! 15/15 expended!
Combat Operandi: Level 1025 Bullet-tech: Setting 5: China's Gone Bankrupt.
I pull out the giga gun, already loaded up with an insanely huge amount of extra clips of boolits and close to fifty tubes of extra rockets.
I unload everything into the machine.
rockets and high-powered boolits, slamming into the machine, leaving massive tears in the material, leaving craters, blowing out wires, reducing large sections of it to molten slag.
In short, reducing it to a pile of useless rubbish.
3/3 expended: extra action!
I whip out a special weapon that I've been keeping just for Scratch... Chekhov's gun.
Locked in the godmodder's anti-charge safe because of its passive-charge ability.
I however, picked the lock when no one was paying attention, I wasn't important enough to pay attention to back then.
And its been charging a looooooong time.
40/40 expended!
I use the 40 post charge to unleash the power of this incredibly powerful gun.
The beam flashes out across the room into Doc Scratch with immense power.
3/3 expended: extra action!
As the beam crosses the room, I whip out the void of heat.
20/20 expended! 20/20 expended! 20/20 expended!
support operandi: frozen in time!
Three beams of pure cold shoot out of the blade, weaving a pattern much akin to the northern aurora.
The pattern is centered over Doc Scratch.
The beams lance to the first guardian, but rather than dealing damage...
He stops. Completely frozen. No damage is applied, there must be disruption of some sort to deal damage.
He quickly unfreezes, but 'looks' around in panic.
His connection with the green sun has been temporarily blocked.
all attacks aimed at Doc Scratch will land successfully (which means: no dodging it, and they will not take ridiculous amounts of damage reductions either) for several rounds.
To sum the effects up: no damage, but applies a debuff to Doc Scratch for several rounds that prevents him from dodging, blocking, intercepting, weakening, etc. incoming attacks.
3/3 expended: extra action!
This attack had better be big...
Using the spare potion of steroids (the forge in fact lists as having being completed. aegis gave me it to use quite some time ago, you'll remember the first firing of the energy obliterator?) I hop up my next attack with x2.5 multiplier.
I then upload a 40 post charges into my finale operandi, increasing its power even more.
40/40 expended! Execute: finale operandi: Writer's Block!
3/3 expended: extra action!
As soon as I finish with that, I open up my inventory.
For those of you wondering how in the world I change weapons on such short notice, its because of my own personal fetch modus.
Combat modus. It is specially designed to greatly increase my capabilities. It allows me to do things like deliberately eject things out of my sylladex violently. It allows me to remote access automated weaponry.
Remember the energy obliterator? That giant energy cannon I built just before the fight between you and me and eric?
The one you verified was still in my inventory right after the mansion event started?
Big mistake Scratch.
A huge portal opens up in the middle of the room. It reveals the barrel of the energy obliterator. Aimed right at Scratch. It fires off the first round. The entire room explodes with heat as the massive laser tears into the first guardian. Then it fires again, leaving half of the room blackened from intense heat. The portal then closes, the energy obliterator spent.
3/3 expended: extra action!
5/5 expended! 5/5 expended! 5/5 expended! 5/5 expended! 5/5 expended!
Battle Technique: Tailored Weaponry!
I pull out the Doctor's Doom.
The weapon specially made to help me defeat Doc Scratch.
I perform an insanely powerful beatdown tactic on the overgrown Muppet, utilizing various forms of flash-stepping, reverse moves, and double-strikes.
Needless to say, its a devastating series of attacks.
You fire the GIGA GUN at the machine STRUDELKITTY rigged up for me. It does nothing to it whatsoever, since it is not an entity. You do not get to have those charges back.
You cannot secretly charge an object "behind everyone's back" and not tell anyone. Secret charges are not allowed. Therefore, your attack only does 10,000 damage.
Your Operandi with THE VOID OF HEAT only succeeds in blocking my connection with the Green Sun for about three seconds. You do not get to have those charges back.
> PIONO: EXECUTE.
You hover in the air, glowing a solid color of cobalt, akin to the one granted by an Ubercharge. Massive lightning bolts surround you, marking what is sure to be a righteous and due ascension. You raise yourself upwards in a crescendo of glory... And promptly disappear in a pillar of light.
To anyone watching from ALTERNIA'S MOON, that would have seemed like the end of it. How surprised they would be to find out that your attack had just barely gotten started. You re-appear in a foreign plane of existence, ready to carry out the rest of your attack. You remember this place of cobalt. It is one that Eric often went to in his travels amongst dimensions. It is said that here, in this Gap, the power of creation is a force to be reckoned with. You grin, and an aura of energy surrounds you.
Suddenly, you appear back at my TOWER with a startling cobalt blip. Fire rains everywhere as you wield a massive cobalt sword in your hands. You have condensed every single alchemy, every single block, every single entity, into the form of this blade. You hurtle downwards, towards me, and, with all your might, strike.
50,000 damage.
I was uncharacteristically vague with you back at the beginning of this sidequest. When I said that you and Eric shared an inventory and had shared items, I thought you meant that you shared only alchemies. I did not take into account your ENERGY OBLITERATOR CANNON. Every other player in this quest only functions using alchemies, and certainly no obliterator cannons. I fail to see why you are any different.
The DOCTOR'S DOOM is not in your inventory. You do not get to have those charges back either.
It appears that, when I say one of your charges has failed, you put it back in your storage and act as if you never used it. I will not condone this behavior. Stop it immediately. I'm not talking as a boss, I'm talking as a Game Master.
I somehow remain standing, even though I'm at 0HP, as the air around me crackles with raw power. My form standing in the room slowly starts to crack, exposing the machinery underneath.
"Not to an entity, not to the Godmodder, not to any of the other players."
My exterior components suddenly shatter, allowing the interior ones to activate.
"
Wires explode off of me, burrowing into everything they can find, before they suddenly stop, then rip chunks off of whatever unfortunate things they can. The chunks of material they rip out gather in a pile on the floor, then hover and orbit around me.
+3 for trade
20/20
6/20 +1 from Self. +3 from trades.
Battle Technique: Cheer!
By cheering on my allies I boost their moral! The effect lasts until the end of battle and can stack five times.
All: +defense +attack
(FFX for the win!)
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Level 9: Supernova
20/20 health
1+attack
1+defense
> LEONSTAR0: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - CHEER
All players' attacks are raised by .1%. All players' defenses are raised by .1%.
Alright, Strudelkitty, if you won't give my sword back, I'll have to take it... From your dead body.
I think you answered this before, but if I have a spare final operandi token, I can use finale operandi twice,right? If so, I use it on strudelkitty, making sure to knock Caldescratch out of her hands. Any overkill goes to the machine, or if that isn't possible, Scratch.
On top of that, I use my seven fourty post charges in a really, really long scene.
-Universe B237-
The human controller of Fseftr sits at a futuristic computer, in a fancy lapis covered room. The controller looks at Fseftr's stockpiled charges and think about the plan one last time. The controller sighs, and expends all nine of them, each letting the controller travel into the past.
-45 Earth years in the past-
A young man wakes up the controller. The man is wearing a familiar crown.
The controller says to him, "Do as I say. You recently authorized the transport of Project SolarStrike, correct?"
The man looks shocked, "How do you know this? That is incredibly confidential!"
"Not important. What is important is that you need to upload this program to the onboard AI," the controller says as he hands the man a USB,"Offically, it has to go missing. You'll also need to get rid of the crew and wipe their memories somehow. I suggest getting the AI to eject them, preferably somewhere safe, though that may not be possible."
"Who...who are you?"
"Can I tell you this? Oh, why not. I'm your future grandchild," the controller says just before returning to the present.
-Universe A-
-Ten million kilometers from Alternia's sun-
A cylindrical spaceship exits FTL, an universe away from it's original destination. It received these orders decades ago. 4.5 decades ago to be exact. At the beginning of what was supposed to be a five day journey. It had been a dangerous trip, one that had not been attempted in humanity's history. But against all odds, the spaceship had successfully exited it's universe and entered another. The onboard AI stopped the ship and began executing its final orders.
The spaceship activates its sublight engines, and takes a couple of minutes to move into position. It then begins orbiting the star at a constant rate.
Movement complete.
Executing subroutine: Totality
Activating SolarLeecher
The ends of the spaceship open up, and a coil comes out from each end. The one pointed towards the star is much larger than the other.
The smaller coil begins firing a cerulean beam of plasma, approxiamtely 5 meters across. The beam fires for ten seconds, before the released energy destroys the sapceship. The plasma continues, heading straight for Alternia's green moon. At this time, Alternia's sun suddenly re-brightens, ending the sudden and unexplained eclispe.
-Scratch's Manor-
The players are in combat with Doc Scratch and Strudelkitty, When suddenly, the beam of plasma crashes through the roof of the manor and right into Strudelkitty. It continues for ten seconds, and the then dissipates
-Universe B237-
Fseftr's controller again sits at the computer, and smiles glumly at the aftermath of the plasma, "I sure hope that was a stable time loop."
(I realize strudel is likely dead before this, so overkill again to the machine and then Scratch,)
I then pick up Caldescratch.
Yes, you can use it again, but you must charge it up again as well.
> FSEFTR: EXECUTE.
You hover in the air, glowing a solid color of blue, akin to the one an Ubercharge would grant. Images of gears circulate around you, as you hold UMBRELLA'S WARFARE, which similarly glows a color of blue. A faint noise can be heard... A staccato melody. It is quiet at first, but gradually gets louder. As it does, your glowing gets more intense. Eventually, no one can look at you due to the purity of your hue, and the loudness of the music emanating from you.
It is the Rhapsody in Blue, the song used commonly by the Testificate Army during The Great War. It is a battle cry. You surge forwards, as the music crescendos. You fly off of the TOWER and land on the ground, right next to STRUDELKITTY. It appears she is not dead after all. She is somehow barely alive, her eyes flickering green. She looks up at you, with CALEDSCRATCH still gripped in her hands. She somehow musters up the strength to rise up.
With a flick of your hand, you and her are teleported, with a flash of blue, an octave upwards, which is to say, 413 stories up. You hold back UMBRELLA'S WARFARE, which shines with the lives of its past incarnations: FSEFTR'S SWORD, THE GODHEAD, and COBBLEPOT'S KILLER. You unleash a powerful spin attack, gleaming as the song enters its climax. You slice through your targets, and, with your final strike, let loose a pure bolt of blue, which explodes with the force of a sun.
Remember how in my last post I mentioned that my Interface crashed? Well, it kinda did, my connection to MCForums has been screwed up for the last little while.
As my Interface comes back online, I look around, and notice Scratch within about three blocks of my, previously immobile, armored form. This prompts me to instantly attack Scratch viciously, stabbing him at high speed with my Monochrome Sword, and instantly get launched backwards by his defences, not before hitting him, but still.
I smash into a wall, thank the nameless gods of the Void for my APAWA and its protective capacity, and raise the Mercurian Malady, its four barrels charged with enough Naetheric Frost to encase a continent in frozen oxygen, and fire, releasing my COMBAT OPERANDI: CHILL OUT in a cataclysmic {If directed} blast of pure ice. The blast continues for ten seconds, then I run out of ammo, and the accumulated kickback smashes me into the wall again.
Somewhat chastened as to direct combat, I take a Captchalogue Card out of the group inventory, or attempt to get one from another player, and captchalogue {If that isn't how you spell it, just humor me, if you will} my Finale Operandi Token.
Whether or not that worked, I begin my Finale Operandi, MONOCHROMIUM HELL... I take {one of} my Token{s} out, and activate it... All color drains from me, the few traces of life present in any real thing fading from my armor, and leaving me entirely a lifeless gray, then I pull four of eight Monochromium Fuel Rods from the Reactor in the plating at my back, before feeding their terrible power into the Finale, the energy burst sending me ten feet into the air as Hell itself begins to leak into the world around me... Not Hell in the traditional sense, this place is far, far worse, and a thousand times colder... An entire universe totally devoid of life, or heat, or color, there is no torture here, but simply the ruin of a shattered creation, wasted by war and industrialization to the point of death on a universal scale, and used by the gods as a storage locker for the souls of Those Who Have Been Damned. And they are angry and strong and ready to take the vengeance of an eternity's rage upon anything around their summoner, and pull the world into which they have been called into their own realm.
The MONOCHROME SWORD attack deals 5,000 damage.
The MERCURIAN MALADY attack deals 1,000 damage.
> AMPERZ4ND: EXECUTE.
You hover in the air, glowing a solid color of gray, akin to the one granted by an Ubercharge. You appear gray due to all of the color fading from you, leaving you as an entirely lifeless, monochrome figure. The air around you, instead of getting hotter, gets colder... So cold, in fact, that it can be felt by everyone in the TOWER, on every floor. All of the coldness seems to be coming from your body, flowing from it, rather than drawing to it. You pull half of the FUEL RODS from the REACTOR at your back, which you use as the focal point for your OPERANDI. You use their power to create a sudden energy burst, knocking all of the players back. You have created a fracture in time and space, revealing something that was not meant to be revealed to any human. HELL itself has leaked into the world, devoid of life, heat, and color. HELL, in this instance, is a forgotten world, ruined on a universal scale, used as a cosmic locker room.
The Souls of the Damned watch through the portal. They know what they have to do. Echoing monochrome screams, the true fury of HELL is revealed: emptiness. It courses through them, their power leaking throughout the TOWER, bringing misery to those near.
I take a heart container from the group inventory, and use it.
>COMBAT OPERANDI: SNEAKY SNEAKY (10/10) I have an abundance of attacks and buffs saved. I guess now is a perfectly good time to use them. I sneakily sneak behind Strudel, using MICROSOFT CLOUD CLOAKING MECHANISMS in my CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE. I then stab Strudel from behind, and say 'This is for the pit, SUCKER!" And then remove my sword from her body, shove her down, and stab her repeatedly.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little *****
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20 Sneaky Sneaky 10/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Attack Attack 10/10
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 8/10
Another attack buff 5/5
Attack 2/10
Speed and Attack buff 2/5
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES
I generically stab Strudel with the SH-Z multiple times, and follow her if she dodges.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little *****
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20 Sneaky Sneaky 10/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Attack Attack 10/10
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 9/10
Another attack buff 5/5
Attack 3/10
Speed and Attack buff 3/5
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES
Oh, i am sorry Strudel. I think you haven't grasped the true form of my statement. In fact, it's a warning. Remember the last time i gave someone the chance to help me? In that case, it was more of a mercy killing, really.
Pit just had to attack the poor guy first. I was putting him out of his misery. Then again, i would have killed him anyway. Neutral coexistence is just not my style. On the other hand, i was doing reality a real favor there. If two exact opposites exist for too long, it would have been "goodbye" to all of us. And, to shape it up a little more, it helped me finish my book. But thats not the point.
The point is, you are a traitor not willing to come back for forgiveness. You have your reasons, and i respect that. But keep this in mind: Everything i give the chance of redemption who declines ends up DEAD. We respawn indefenitely, you don't. And no matter whatever Scratch can give you, there is something he can and will never give you. Chew on that for a second. Or forget it and follow your ideals. I don't care. But one thing is sure: I. Will. Send you. Back to NEPETAQUEST where you BELONG!
> K4yne: Riddle strudelkitty with arrows.
> R. K.: Defense buff K4yne.
You know what? I feel like throwing in all my Operandis right now. Here it goes...
>EXECUTE: Omniscient Blessing
Bright light bathes all the players, healing them and allowing them to do double damage for the turn.
>Battle Technique: Helix Smash
I charge up to Scratch, and do a 360 flip to bash Scratch and parry Strudel's attempted strike at me and...
>EXECUTE: EYE OF THE STORM
Storm Clouds gather above me, and they continuously zap Strudel and Scratch whilst they counter my attacks. As they try to make distance bet ween me, I...
>EXECUTE: IMPETUS
I call on the souls of those who have fallen in GodCraft and channel their energies into a javelin of bright orange light, and throw it at Scratch. As the projectile flies, the vengeance of the fallen cuts the air and in turn makes it fly faster. After landing, the soul-spear bursts and damages the surroundings.
I enter a brutal two-part combo I like to call Prime Cuts- after running towards Doc Scratch and jumping ferociously, I meatshot him with the Shotgun, using it like a handgun, also working to add some spin to my attack, in which I let loose with my Archon Sword against Doc Scratch, performing two vicious two-handed slashes.
That combo was epic, but I'm not much of a shotgun guy. Does anyone have a Hunting Rifle they're willing to trade?
Hey ninja, wanna trade your shotgun for my DaVinci Aggressor for a while? All you need to do is set it to Ranged Aggression and it'll act like a rifle.
I +3 trade with K4yne
39/40 x1
4/20 x1
1/5 x5
3/3 x14
And with that, I've exhausted most of my charges. The only way to block the majority of those attacks that I can see is to kill me halfway through that combo which would effectively 'return' most of the charges I had intended on using due to the fact that I was too dead to spend them.
Anyways, I do seem to have one ample source of charges left, even the large number of extra action hasn't quite drained my small charges to halfway, so I think I'll use the other half now.
3/3 expended x10!
Battle Technique: Sweeping The Floor
The Doctor's Doom, my weapon of choice for this showdown.
WHAM!
The white broom suddenly slams into the side of Doc Scratch's head, sending him flying.
I honestly find it quite an amusing weapon. WHAM!!
piono flash-steps next to Doc Scratch, bringing the Doctor's Doom down onto his flying form.
But an incredibly useful one all the same. WHAM!!!
Doc Scratch hits the ground. piono follows the landing with downward strike.
And I find it a suitable weapon to take down someone... WHAM!!!!
piono brings the Doctor's Doom around in sidestreak, brushing the floor slightly before it slams into Doc Scratch, sending him skidding across the floor.
Who has been such a thorn in my side... WHAM!!!!!
Again, piono brings around the Doctor's Doom just short of the wall, again brushing the floor lightly, again picking up more dust by launching Doc Scratch across the floor like a hockey puck.
At such a horrible time to do so. WHAM!!!!!!
A third time, Doc Scratch's form is beginning to pick up noticeable amount of dirt and ash off of the floor.
I suppose most of my threats... WHAM!!!!!!!
Four. Doc Scratch's 'skin', once a gleaming white, is now a dirty grey.
Were idle... WHAM!!!!!!!!
Five. Doc Scratch looks like he's just been in the middle of an ash cloud from a violent volcanic eruption. The floor, however, is quite clean.
And quite frankly just to entertain myself...
WHAM!!!!!!!!!
piono brings the Doctor's Doom around in a wide loop, bouncing Doc Scratch off of the floor, up into the air slightly.
But that doesn't change the fact that...
WHAM!!!!!!!!!!
piono brings the Doctor's Doom around in a sweeping blow. This time the first guardian connects with the wall after the blow sends him flying.
I'm still going to see you dead as soon as possible.
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
YOU KNOW WHAT DOC SCRATCH? YOU LIED TO ME. AT THE START YOU SAID THAT I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO USE MY INSANITY TUBAS AS LONG AS I WAS IN THIS MANOR. I WAS ABLE TO USE IT AGENST THE RED DRAGON. THE CORE IS IN THE BASEMENT. YOU SAID THAT YOURSELF. YOU ARE A LIAR. I RESPAWN. I THEN RUN BACK TO FLOOR 413 AND GET MY ITEMS BACK FROM MY GRAY CHEST. I NEXT USE PAC-MAN ON MY INSANITY TUBAS, FUSING MY POWER WITH MY INSANITY TUBA'S. I USE VOID MODE ON YOUR PUNY LITTLE MACHINE. THEN NULL CUBE MODE. LETS SEE WHAT ELSE YOU LIED ABOUT. I USE MIND ON STRUDELKITTY. BECAUSE YOU LIED ABOUT THAT. NEXT I ACTIVATE MY RASPBERRY HELMET. YOU LIAR. I CHARGE MY FINALE OPERANDI TO 2/4.
YOU LYING MONSTER.
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: INSANITY TUBAS PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
I never said you could not use your INSANITY TUBAS. I said you could not use your RASPBERRY PI. In fact, you, on at least one occasion, used said TUBAS to attack.
You respawn and head back up to my ROOM.
You eat your INSANITY TUBAS, gaining their powers. You then attempt to use VOID and NULL CUBE on the MACHINE, but find you cannot.
-18 / 18- A portal appears, and I'm sent to the future...
Three seconds later, I'm launched out, unharmed.
-3 / 3- I make one random player sturdy, allowing them to survive an attack with 1HP.
MEANWHILE, in an alternate universe...
CC: Ugh. CC: It's that time of year again. CC: Vacation. CC: Looks like I'll be away for two weeks. CC: Thankfully, I have a special present for the battlefield in the meantime. CC: Assuming we get back to the field, anyway.
"THIS IS FOR KILLING ME SCRATCH, YOU HORRIBLE HOST!!!"
COMBAT OPERANDI: STRAFER'S DELIGHT
I run around Scratch, in an obviously fruitless attempt to confuse him. However, it turns out he was looking at a specially-painted COMBAT OPERANDI: WARRIOR OF ARROWS arrow warrior! I was behind him the entire time. But obviously he knew I was there! And obviously, Scratch would attempt to attack me! But when he does, it turns out I had planned it the entire time, and I fire an arrow at the exact second he launches a quick attack, intercepting it! Scratch(you) looks down to find his body filled with arrows from the arrow warrior, who is now used up and gone!
40/40
13/40 x4
EJF 16/40
Ammo 2/5 + 18 more
Final operandi charging... (2/4) I'd like to decide what my final actually does, or at least know what it will do. I have a rather nice idea on what it will do if I get to choose.
I make my way back to the elevator room from wherever I respawned.
... Everything couldn't be fake could it? Right? But it would explain a lot... The immortal humans are the only ones that are real and thus they aren't really dying. This world seemed undefined because of what the Godmodder has done. He has made some kind of "mod" that can evolve and create new unseen entities and objects on the fly. Was he just a child of this ever growing mod? It would also explain why there is this war in the first place. The players are being forced to play this game, "Minecraft", the Godmodder's way and they hate that. That's why the players are willing to kill so much; it's just a game... Just a game... Wilson questioned his allegiance or lack there of. He had never been pro or anti Godmodder, he had just been pro Wilson. But was that the right thing to do now? Surely if the Godmodder is the one sustaining this server then if he dies, the server dies with him. And if the server dies, Wilson dies with it. But then again, maybe that didn't matter. Should he spend his virtual life trying to help the only people here who are real? Wouldn't that be the honorable thing to do? Helping the Godmodder would extend his life, his fake, selfish life at the cost the happiness of others. Fighting the Godmodder would end his life, but he'd be a hero to 10 million people in some small way. What should he do?
This is how you do an alignment change huh? As Wilson is not an entity, once we get back I'll count any actions Wilson does out of my own action pool. So if he charges something, I can't charge all 3 things at once. If he actually attacks something, then I can't attack something on that post (or at least I won't be able to attack as strongly). And etc. Does that sound fine?
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie x3
You can indeed decide what it does.
You head back to my ROOM.
That sounds fine.
2/4
I once again raise OBLIVION'S GUARDIAN, cutting through the players as if they were mere obstacles. 6 damage to THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN, THE_SERPENT, and LEONSTAR0. DIMENTIOSOME and HUFFPUFF1337 are killed due to their low levels.
> MODE SHIFT: BRUTAL FORCE
I let go of the sword. It spins in midair, its blade retreating into the handle, which somehow forms a cylinder. Two multicolored rods of pure energy form from the ends of the handle. Call them lightsabers, if you will, but that moniker is best used in a galaxy far away from here. Weaving through the crowd, I cut through the players. ninjatwist321 and THE_SERPENT killed. 1 damage to K4YNE.
> COMBAT OPERANDI: CUEBALL BLUES
I then switch out my sword for my primary firearm, the DEUDLY MAGNUM. As I mentioned earlier to TT2000, one must always keep his MAGIC CUEBALLS in a secure location. That is to say, such a thing as an AMMO REPOSITORY. A CUEBALL materializes in my hand, which I load into my gun. Now... one shot should be all I need. Ah. Here I go. Keep in mind this shot killed a First Guardian with little difficulty and... there.
PIONO killed. DEMONICDAVINCI killed. AMPERZ4ND killed. THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN killed. All four of them can only charge next turn, not attack.
Scratch's Tower:
Final Floor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: HP: 14/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE. FINALE OPERANDI - PERSONAL INFERNO IIII
Piono: [AG] HP: 0/20. Equipped: BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE, DISC OF MOJANG. MAXED - ET ALIUS. FINALE OPERANDI - WRITER'S BLOCK IIII
fseftr: [PG] HP: 15/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS, SMALL CUEBALL VIEWFINDER. MAXED - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE IIII
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI, CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE, HUNGER FORCE, UNUSUAL DEAD CONE. MAXED - RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS. FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS. MAXED - METALLI VAGUS. FINALE OPERANDI - SOURCE CODE IIII
Doc Scratch: (FINAL BSS) HP: 71,870/350,000.Cueball Blues: III / Holy Hell: I / Son of A Gun: I / Brutal Force: II / Chemotherapy: IIII Passives: +100,000 HP regen. +100% attack bonus.
Elevator Room:
ManiacMasteR: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD, UNUSUAL SOBER STUNTMAN. MAXED - IUEBOQUE DOMINUM. FINALE OPERANDI - THE EARTH-SPLITTER IIII
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 18/20. Equipped: FLINTLOCK STAFF, UNUSUAL COUNTERFEIT BILLYCOCK. MAXED - DUES SAGIITTARUS. FINALE OPERANDI - GODSEND IIII
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 13/20. MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE. FINALE OPERANDI - ULTIMATE ALCHEMY IIII
He hasn't finished updating it yet :/ /null
Also, Fseftr, would you mind sending me a copy of the simulated-shatter program? I just had an idea. /kindofnullbutnotreally
/null
I respawn. Grumble grumble OP Boss grumble grumble
It's not the text. YOU don't exist. Or something funny.
/null
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
39/40 x1
4/20 x1
1/5 x5
3/3 x14
And with that, I've exhausted most of my charges. The only way to block the majority of those attacks that I can see is to kill me halfway through that combo which would effectively 'return' most of the charges I had intended on using due to the fact that I was too dead to spend them.
Anyways, I do seem to have one ample source of charges left, even the large number of extra action hasn't quite drained my small charges to halfway, so I think I'll use the other half now.
3/3 expended x10!
Battle Technique: Sweeping The Floor
The Doctor's Doom, my weapon of choice for this showdown.
WHAM!
The white broom suddenly slams into the side of Doc Scratch's head, sending him flying.
I honestly find it quite an amusing weapon.
WHAM!!
piono flash-steps next to Doc Scratch, bringing the Doctor's Doom down onto his flying form.
But an incredibly useful one all the same.
WHAM!!!
Doc Scratch hits the ground. piono follows the landing with downward strike.
And I find it a suitable weapon to take down someone...
WHAM!!!!
piono brings the Doctor's Doom around in sidestreak, brushing the floor slightly before it slams into Doc Scratch, sending him skidding across the floor.
Who has been such a thorn in my side...
WHAM!!!!!
Again, piono brings around the Doctor's Doom just short of the wall, again brushing the floor lightly, again picking up more dust by launching Doc Scratch across the floor like a hockey puck.
At such a horrible time to do so.
WHAM!!!!!!
A third time, Doc Scratch's form is beginning to pick up noticeable amount of dirt and ash off of the floor.
I suppose most of my threats...
WHAM!!!!!!!
Four. Doc Scratch's 'skin', once a gleaming white, is now a dirty grey.
Were idle...
WHAM!!!!!!!!
Five. Doc Scratch looks like he's just been in the middle of an ash cloud from a violent volcanic eruption. The floor, however, is quite clean.
And quite frankly just to entertain myself...
WHAM!!!!!!!!!
piono brings the Doctor's Doom around in a wide loop, bouncing Doc Scratch off of the floor, up into the air slightly.
But that doesn't change the fact that...
WHAM!!!!!!!!!!
piono brings the Doctor's Doom around in a sweeping blow. This time the first guardian connects with the wall after the blow sends him flying.
I'm still going to see you dead as soon as possible.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
MODE SHIFT: Guard Mode
this will Cut the received damage by half.
finale Operandi: 2/4
Current Mode: GUARD
I'll be making my great escape now!
I put Scratch in a head lock and carve my initials into his cue ball head;MMR.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
YOU KNOW WHAT DOC SCRATCH?
YOU LIED TO ME.
AT THE START YOU SAID THAT I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO USE MY INSANITY TUBAS AS LONG AS I WAS IN THIS MANOR. I WAS ABLE TO USE IT AGENST THE RED DRAGON. THE CORE IS IN THE BASEMENT. YOU SAID THAT YOURSELF.
YOU ARE A LIAR.
I RESPAWN.
I THEN RUN BACK TO FLOOR 413 AND GET MY ITEMS BACK FROM MY GRAY CHEST.
I NEXT USE PAC-MAN ON MY INSANITY TUBAS, FUSING MY POWER WITH MY INSANITY TUBA'S.
I USE VOID MODE ON YOUR PUNY LITTLE MACHINE. THEN NULL CUBE MODE.
LETS SEE WHAT ELSE YOU LIED ABOUT.
I USE MIND ON STRUDELKITTY. BECAUSE YOU LIED ABOUT THAT. NEXT I ACTIVATE MY RASPBERRY HELMET. YOU LIAR.
I CHARGE MY FINALE OPERANDI TO 2/4.
YOU LYING MONSTER.
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIIII
EATEN: INSANITY TUBAS
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
I put up another trade +3.
> K4yne: Cast Cura on yourself.
> R. K.: Defense buff fseftr.
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Kilus then proceeds to launch a precision F-Strike and a Cluster F-Bomb!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
everyone already uses up their posts ya doofs.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
-18 / 18- A portal appears, and I'm sent to the future...
Three seconds later, I'm launched out, unharmed.
-3 / 3- I make one random player sturdyy, allowing them to survive an attack with 1HP.
MEANWHILE, in an alternate universe...
CC: It's that time of year again.
CC: Vacation.
CC: Looks like I'll be away for two weeks.
CC: Thankfully, I have a special present for the battlefield in the meantime.
CC: Assuming we get back to the field, anyway.
Irecreeper has gone AFK.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
COMBAT OPERANDI: STRAFER'S DELIGHT
I run around Scratch, in an obviously fruitless attempt to confuse him. However, it turns out he was looking at a specially-painted COMBAT OPERANDI: WARRIOR OF ARROWS arrow warrior! I was behind him the entire time. But obviously he knew I was there! And obviously, Scratch would attempt to attack me! But when he does, it turns out I had planned it the entire time, and I fire an arrow at the exact second he launches a quick attack, intercepting it! Scratch(you) looks down to find his body filled with arrows from the arrow warrior, who is now used up and gone!
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13/40 x4
EJF 16/40
Ammo 2/5 + 18 more
Final operandi charging... (2/4) I'd like to decide what my final actually does, or at least know what it will do. I have a rather nice idea on what it will do if I get to choose.
I make my way back to the elevator room from wherever I respawned.
This is how you do an alinement change huh? As Wilson is not an entity, once we get back I'll count any actions Wilson does out of my own action pool. So if he charges something, I can't charge all 3 things at once. If he actually attacks something, then I can't attack something on that post (or at least I won't be able to attack as strongly). And etc. Does that sound fine?
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie x3
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
You reached MAX LEVEL upon having a part in killing the RED DRAGON.
You respawn back in the ELEVATOR ROOM.
> TALIST - FINALE OPERANDI: LUNAR ULTIMATUM
You pull out a FINALE OPERANDI TOKEN. It vanishes in plum light, which promptly surrounds you, hurtling you in the air. You glow with an immense aura of power. You are ready to use your FINALE OPERANDI, your most powerful standard attack.
1/4
You do not have THE DOCTOR'S DOOM, because, if you remember correctly, it currently resides in outer space.
I was uncharacteristically vague with you back at the beginning of this sidequest. When I said that you and Eric shared an inventory and had shared items, I thought you meant that you shared only alchemies. I did not take into account your potions. Every other player in this quest only functions using only alchemies. I fail to see why you are any different.
You respawn.
3/4
You hover in the air, glowing a solid color of orchid, akin to the one an Ubercharge would grant. A low rumble heard as you brandish the UNAGI BLADE you crafted what seemed a lifetime ago. It now glows a solid orchid, the color that you are. You gaze out the broken windows of my ROOM and see the ravine that MANIACMASTER carved into the green landscape of this moon. You focus your sight on that spot, and your eyes fracture.
Where there was orchid in your eyes, the colors of fifteen sacred pool balls shine their light. Their auras surround you as your BLADE flickers with the light of a green sun, turning into a golden staff with a green orb at the top. You set it on the ground, creating tremors. You point your staff at the ravine, and it splits open once more, sending chunks of rock and building in all directions. However, instead of lava, something... else comes up. At first only its head is visible. And even that is a grotesque sight. Massive ebony horns protrude from its skull, a huge, pale tongue sneaking out of its mouth, lined with teeth.
The monster gradually makes its way out of the ravine and coils is body throughout the sky. Its hide is full of scales and spikes, sharpened to the point of perfection. It emanates darkness. It is the Unagi. It roars, and the walls of my ROOM explode, shattering debris to the ground below. The Unagi turns its gaze to the players, who watch as the sky undergoes a cosmic display of armaggedon, stars seemingly flying of their own accord, galaxies slipping in and out of view, whole stretches of space flashing colors. The Unagi's eyes flash, and turn the same colors as your own.
You raise your Staff. The Unagi raises its head. You both fire in conjunction, creating what can only be described as a cataclysm.
STRUDELKITTY takes the attack. The ground surrounding her is torn to bits. She flies out of the ROOM and falls, 413 stories, to her apparent... demise.
Everyone's attack power goes up by .1%.
That's not a BATTLE TECHNIQUE.
3,000 damage.
Damage Dealt - 3,000 HP.
You fire the GIGA GUN at the machine STRUDELKITTY rigged up for me. It does nothing to it whatsoever, since it is not an entity. You do not get to have those charges back.
You cannot secretly charge an object "behind everyone's back" and not tell anyone. Secret charges are not allowed. Therefore, your attack only does 10,000 damage.
Your Operandi with THE VOID OF HEAT only succeeds in blocking my connection with the Green Sun for about three seconds. You do not get to have those charges back.
You hover in the air, glowing a solid color of cobalt, akin to the one granted by an Ubercharge. Massive lightning bolts surround you, marking what is sure to be a righteous and due ascension. You raise yourself upwards in a crescendo of glory... And promptly disappear in a pillar of light.
To anyone watching from ALTERNIA'S MOON, that would have seemed like the end of it. How surprised they would be to find out that your attack had just barely gotten started. You re-appear in a foreign plane of existence, ready to carry out the rest of your attack. You remember this place of cobalt. It is one that Eric often went to in his travels amongst dimensions. It is said that here, in this Gap, the power of creation is a force to be reckoned with. You grin, and an aura of energy surrounds you.
Suddenly, you appear back at my TOWER with a startling cobalt blip. Fire rains everywhere as you wield a massive cobalt sword in your hands. You have condensed every single alchemy, every single block, every single entity, into the form of this blade. You hurtle downwards, towards me, and, with all your might, strike.
50,000 damage.
I was uncharacteristically vague with you back at the beginning of this sidequest. When I said that you and Eric shared an inventory and had shared items, I thought you meant that you shared only alchemies. I did not take into account your ENERGY OBLITERATOR CANNON. Every other player in this quest only functions using alchemies, and certainly no obliterator cannons. I fail to see why you are any different.
The DOCTOR'S DOOM is not in your inventory. You do not get to have those charges back either.
It appears that, when I say one of your charges has failed, you put it back in your storage and act as if you never used it. I will not condone this behavior. Stop it immediately. I'm not talking as a boss, I'm talking as a Game Master.
You... respawn. I suppose.
> LEONSTAR0: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - CHEER
All players' attacks are raised by .1%. All players' defenses are raised by .1%.
No, you respawn in the room 413 floors below me.
Yes, you can use it again, but you must charge it up again as well.
You hover in the air, glowing a solid color of blue, akin to the one an Ubercharge would grant. Images of gears circulate around you, as you hold UMBRELLA'S WARFARE, which similarly glows a color of blue. A faint noise can be heard... A staccato melody. It is quiet at first, but gradually gets louder. As it does, your glowing gets more intense. Eventually, no one can look at you due to the purity of your hue, and the loudness of the music emanating from you.
It is the Rhapsody in Blue, the song used commonly by the Testificate Army during The Great War. It is a battle cry. You surge forwards, as the music crescendos. You fly off of the TOWER and land on the ground, right next to STRUDELKITTY. It appears she is not dead after all. She is somehow barely alive, her eyes flickering green. She looks up at you, with CALEDSCRATCH still gripped in her hands. She somehow musters up the strength to rise up.
With a flick of your hand, you and her are teleported, with a flash of blue, an octave upwards, which is to say, 413 stories up. You hold back UMBRELLA'S WARFARE, which shines with the lives of its past incarnations: FSEFTR'S SWORD, THE GODHEAD, and COBBLEPOT'S KILLER. You unleash a powerful spin attack, gleaming as the song enters its climax. You slice through your targets, and, with your final strike, let loose a pure bolt of blue, which explodes with the force of a sun.
45,000 damage to me. STRUDELKITTY killed.
You then use your second-most powerful attack.
> FSEFTR: COMBAT OPERANDI - CERULEAN TOTALITY
An additional 45,000 damage to me.
You respawn in the ELEVATOR.
The MONOCHROME SWORD attack deals 5,000 damage.
The MERCURIAN MALADY attack deals 1,000 damage.
You hover in the air, glowing a solid color of gray, akin to the one granted by an Ubercharge. You appear gray due to all of the color fading from you, leaving you as an entirely lifeless, monochrome figure. The air around you, instead of getting hotter, gets colder... So cold, in fact, that it can be felt by everyone in the TOWER, on every floor. All of the coldness seems to be coming from your body, flowing from it, rather than drawing to it.
You pull half of the FUEL RODS from the REACTOR at your back, which you use as the focal point for your OPERANDI. You use their power to create a sudden energy burst, knocking all of the players back. You have created a fracture in time and space, revealing something that was not meant to be revealed to any human. HELL itself has leaked into the world, devoid of life, heat, and color. HELL, in this instance, is a forgotten world, ruined on a universal scale, used as a cosmic locker room.
The Souls of the Damned watch through the portal. They know what they have to do. Echoing monochrome screams, the true fury of HELL is revealed: emptiness. It courses through them, their power leaking throughout the TOWER, bringing misery to those near.
40,000 damage.
> DIMENTIOSOME: COMBAT OPERANDI - CUT-22
8,000 damage.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber!
Posting has already taken as long as it is. I'm sorry, but this will have to wait until tomorrow. I will get to it though, don't worry!
You defense buff yourself.
> DEMONICDAVINCI: COMBAT OPERANDI - OMNISCIENT BLESSING
You expend 10 Elf Tears and 10 Weasel Snot.
All players gain +5 HP. All further attacks will deal 50% more damage.
> DEMONICDAVINCI: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - HELIX SMASH
12,000 damage.
> DEMONICDAVINCI: COMBAT OPERANDI - EYE OF THE STORM
You expend 7 Weasel Snot and 8 Pie Filling.
30,000 damage.
> DEMONICDAVINCI: COMBAT OPERANDI - IMPETUS
Unfortunately, you lack the necessary SACRED ITEMS to invoke this command.
4,000 damage.
5,000 damage.
You don't have the DOCTOR'S DOOM.
And no, you're not getting those charges back.
2/4
My head is a head of steel. Or at least, a polyester of some kind.
I never said you could not use your INSANITY TUBAS. I said you could not use your RASPBERRY PI. In fact, you, on at least one occasion, used said TUBAS to attack.
You respawn and head back up to my ROOM.
You eat your INSANITY TUBAS, gaining their powers. You then attempt to use VOID and NULL CUBE on the MACHINE, but find you cannot.
STRUDELKITTY is not here.
You cast CURA on yourself and defense buff FSEFTR.
Good luck on your endeavors.
> TT2000: COMBAT OPERANDI - STRAFER'S DELIGHT
You use up 6 Pie Fillings.
5,000 damage.
You can indeed decide what it does.
You head back to my ROOM.
That sounds fine.
2/4
I once again raise OBLIVION'S GUARDIAN, cutting through the players as if they were mere obstacles. 6 damage to THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN, THE_SERPENT, and LEONSTAR0. DIMENTIOSOME and HUFFPUFF1337 are killed due to their low levels.
> MODE SHIFT: BRUTAL FORCE
I let go of the sword. It spins in midair, its blade retreating into the handle, which somehow forms a cylinder. Two multicolored rods of pure energy form from the ends of the handle. Call them lightsabers, if you will, but that moniker is best used in a galaxy far away from here. Weaving through the crowd, I cut through the players. ninjatwist321 and THE_SERPENT killed. 1 damage to K4YNE.
> COMBAT OPERANDI: CUEBALL BLUES
I then switch out my sword for my primary firearm, the DEUDLY MAGNUM. As I mentioned earlier to TT2000, one must always keep his MAGIC CUEBALLS in a secure location. That is to say, such a thing as an AMMO REPOSITORY. A CUEBALL materializes in my hand, which I load into my gun. Now... one shot should be all I need. Ah. Here I go. Keep in mind this shot killed a First Guardian with little difficulty and... there.
PIONO killed. DEMONICDAVINCI killed. AMPERZ4ND killed. THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN killed. All four of them can only charge next turn, not attack.
Scratch's Tower:
Final Floor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: HP: 14/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE. FINALE OPERANDI - PERSONAL INFERNO IIII
Talist: [AG] HP: 20/20. MAXED - ADUERSUS LUPUS. FINALE OPERANDI - LUNAR ULTIMATUM. IIII
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, STAFF OF THE COSMIC WHOLE. MAXED - POTENTIOR FUNDAE MAGNA. FINALE OPERANDI - ALPHA-OMEGA CONEXIO IIII
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE, METAL SLUG. MAXED - DUX CATHEDRA. FINALE OPERANDI - CHAIRSTORM CDXIII IIIIAmperz4nd: [AG] HP: 0/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, THE MERCURIAN MALADY, MONOCHROME SWORD. MAXED - ARGENTI IN BELLO. FINALE OPERANDI - HELL ON EARTH IIII
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20. MAXED - FURTIM ARTIFEX. FINALE OPERANDI - MORE GUN IIII
TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STARRY NIGHT. MAXED - VENIT NOX. FINALE OPERANDI - NIGHT OF GREEN SUN IIII
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 0/20. Equipped: RETALIATIVE ARMOR, ROLEPLAY SLAYER HALBERD, DAVINCI AGGRESSOR, UNUSUAL ENGINEER'S CAP. MAXED - FUROR IMPIUS FACTOREUM. FINALE OPERANDI - EDEN'S MASTERPIECE IIII
Piono: [AG] HP: 0/20. Equipped: BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE, DISC OF MOJANG. MAXED - ET ALIUS. FINALE OPERANDI - WRITER'S BLOCK IIII
fseftr: [PG] HP: 15/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS, SMALL CUEBALL VIEWFINDER. MAXED - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE IIII
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI, CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE, HUNGER FORCE, UNUSUAL DEAD CONE. MAXED - RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS. FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS. MAXED - METALLI VAGUS. FINALE OPERANDI - SOURCE CODE IIII
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 0/20. Equipped: THE CROSSCIRCLE, DERSITE RIFLE, SCOUT SHAKO. MAXED - OBSCURE SERPENS MARIA. FINALE OPERANDI - THE UNAGI CATACLYSM IIII
huffpuff1337: [AG] HP: 0/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD. Lv. 4: Elite.
Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 0/20. Lv. 2: Second Guesser.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: ARMISTYX, UNUSUAL BIG ELFIN DEAL. Level 9: Supernova.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 0/20. Equipped: SHOTGUN, ARCHON SWORD. Lv. 5: Manhunter.
Doc Scratch: (FINAL B
Elevator Room:
ManiacMasteR: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD, UNUSUAL SOBER STUNTMAN. MAXED - IUEBOQUE DOMINUM. FINALE OPERANDI - THE EARTH-SPLITTER IIII
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 18/20. Equipped: FLINTLOCK STAFF, UNUSUAL COUNTERFEIT BILLYCOCK. MAXED - DUES SAGIITTARUS. FINALE OPERANDI - GODSEND IIII
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 13/20. MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE. FINALE OPERANDI - ULTIMATE ALCHEMY IIII
TrampekTheQuantumShoe: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SNIPER RIFLE, TINKER'S COMPASS. Lv. 9: Shoe Shiner.
~~~
Elevator. Leads to Final Floor.
Group Inventory:
15 Gun Magazines / 6 Heart Containers / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / 10 Water Bottles / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / 3 Bandages / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / 3 Name Tags / 2 Desc. Tags / PDA / 3 Golden Apples / 3 Record Discs / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / 3 Chests / Large Bookshelf / Red Potion / 61 Steak 256 Wooden Planks / 32 Nether Wart / Level Raiser
Sacred Items:
0 Elf Tears / 15 Hog Slop / 1 Pie Filling / 0 Weasel Snot
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Also, Fseftr, would you mind sending me a copy of the simulated-shatter program? I just had an idea. /kindofnullbutnotreally
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I respawn. Grumble grumble OP Boss grumble grumble
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
What Modpack said! By the way, that made me laugh.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
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Officially leaving for vacation now. Bye!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED