I head backwards in time, bust through the fourth wall and assault English (but also the Overcoat) from one minute ago with hundreds of temporal replicsimiles , wielding Mercurian Maladys and Diamond swords, but some of them simply ramming into him. I stand in a pose of epic proportions, my hand outstretched as explosions rattle the entire area.
If I'm about to die, I use my Generic charge (x2 combo!) to level up my character as high as the charge allows me to.
Also I play to combat Lord English's Bowser Theme.
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
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Final operandi charged! Final operandi activate!
I rarely use this power. For all this time I have merely commanded the beast. I've been one step off from being the true hunter. I look up into the sky to see the infinite expanse of the cosmos. I lift my hand up to about shoulder level and a swirling silver grey mist surrounds it. I cup my hands and the mist expands. The mist expands until it eventually covers my entire form. A silence expands from the fog, thick and tangible. A light clink of metal, deafening in the silence, shatters it's hold on the battle. The fog dissipates with no blinding flash, no shattering of time, and no sound of thunder. It simply clears, revealing my new form as a silver grey wolf. Mist slowly flows off of me and swirls around my feet, muffling my footsteps. I am clad in dull grey armor studded with purple-green gems, the Adamantine wolf armor. The light clink was the sound of another item I've not used in this side quest before, Good Dog. The mist hushes the faint hum the claws make as they erode away the ground they stand on. I open my eyes to show that they have become a startlingly bold blue that shine in the light. I let out a bone chilling howl as more mist flows throughout the battle arena. The hunt has begun.
So, this operandi deals no damage, but for the rest of this fight I assume the form of the true hunter. This gives me double health and damage. (I'm just guesstimating, but they have be big buffs to make up for the 40k damage I sacrificed.) In addition, I also gain the ability to vanish into the mist. I cannot attack on the post I do so, but it increases the damage of my next attack. While in the mist, I cannot be attacked unless Lord English actively looks for me or gets lucky with an AOE attack.
Wilson, along with everyone else on the server, feels a pulse resounding throughout the world. It flattens grass and causes fruit to be shaken from trees. Something cataclysmic has just happened very very far away. Wilson feels another thing though, something no one else on the server felt. He felt a torrent of adrenaline and primal might. He did his best to hold it at bay with reason, but it was too powerful. That, and he had worn his reason out through his previous actions. He felt the urge to run, but he wasn't sure if that was towards danger or away from it. He ran towards Spilt's old castle to try and expend some of his energy. Wilson ended up running several laps around and inside the castle. He wanted the stop, but couldn't. He eventually slipped and crashed into a stone brick wall. Trying another shot at reason, he willed himself to not get up, just to lie there and let the flood of energy pass by. He would still be sore from all that running, but he succeded.
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie x4
oh, and Maniac, you get profile titles from having a high post count, then you can choose one from your profile. My current title is given at 42 posts. Unfortunately, posts in the forum games section don't count.
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That... Is a very good question...
So, English, you are one of the Invulnerable, are you? Well, we are Deathless, have fun killing us, we don't care, we just come back, again and again and again, forever...
Deciding that today is not the day for an invasion of Hell, I lower the War-BannePower Shimmers along the silver War-Banner of the DamnedWHATTHEDEVILI'MTRYINGNOTTOAs I begin the penultimate stage of conjuration...NONONONONONONO Dark Energies flicker through the air... Welldamn The shades of the dead begin to focus themselves into their own War Banner, allowing them to take control Asinliterallywe'reallscrewed Of their new Emissary...
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Hello, mortals. I have returned. Heh. I check my inventory. If I find a Finale Operandi token, I begin my Finale. 1/4
If the aforementioned events did not occur, I look at English. Due to the distortion of reality and the randomosity of this place, the energies projected by a mere look freeze him solid. Of course, this mere look is not a mere look. It is a cold stare, the likes of which he has most likely seen before, but I digress.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
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Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
25/40 LV. 1 Ultra [K4yne]: The Hook
2 +3 trades.
There is something wrong. Don't pretend like the Cura i gave out never happened. It was two turns ago, i should have been healed by now. And don't come here with the same "I am Lord English! I can make things disappear!". Of course you were "already here". You were watching with us the outcome of the Doc vs. pionoplayer back then before this all started.
Anyway, i am still not going to do anything to you. At least until i fully charged my attack. That AND that overcoat looks too good to be harmed.
I +3 trade with Talist.
2x 20/20 1 EXPENDED
10/20 +3 from trades +1 from self.
20/20 Battle Technique: Golden Caduceus I
I take a golden apple from the Group Inventory and raise it above my head. The golden apple then begins to glow with golden light as two ribbons of gold extend from the apple to wrap around my hand. The apple then disappears in a burst of light as all players glow with golden light.
Expended Items: Golden Apple
All Allies: +2 Base health until end of battle. (Hearts added immediately)
All Allies: +2 Health Regeneration until end of battle.
All Allies: +2% Attack
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Level 9: Supernova
16/22 Health (+2 health)
2+attack - Cheer
+50% attack - Omniscient Blessing
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Talist, when we get out of this, I permit you to imprison me for the atrocities that I have committed. Anyhow, I closely examine the Fourth Wall. Perhaps the environment is the key to defeating English. Perhaps we cannot defeat him, merely imprison him or banish him for eternity. I transform the Cairo Overcoat into a Ragged Hoodie, and see how he reacts. (He being English) I turn to face the Void in the proximity of the area. The energies ...erm... energize me, I suppose. I then let loose this power in multiple bursts of light, or rather, the lack of it on the Overcoat/Hoodie.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
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MEANWHILE, IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE...
CC: ... CC: Yes! The Internet's working. I have around 15 minutes... CC: What should I do? CC: DTG. Derp. CC: I wonder if we killed Scratch... CC: HOLY gorilla!
(Given the current internet situation, I can make about one post per day, if even that. So, anyway...)
Aw shoot... didn't expect the Lord English fight to happen that suddenly...
I +3 with K4yne
18/40
7/15 x2
Far away...
WHOOMP!!! Oh dear...
What is it Dimentio? What just happened? Guess who just showed up?
Oh no...
And Gamzee isn't back yet.
We have to stop him!!! Agreed. Can we go get Phobos?
I doubt it. And he wouldn't be of much use against Lord English anyways.
Question, which Dimentio are you? Alternate future me.
The one dimentiosome killed? Correction, the one dimentiosome tried to kill.
That's useful.
But are you immune to the effects of being from a doomed timeline? No, I will wither under the winds of time before long.
Shoot. We've got to go back. If we can.
Grrr...
Start a conference call.
The sound of static fills the room, then several voices as the screen turns on, revealing four figures and two blank areas where others would probably be in other circumstances. What is going on out there?! What happened? The ring-wraiths just collapsed! Tricky did the same thing, I think there's smoke rising from his head! Hee hee hee, so worried for the other clown... We just finished getting set up! If the whole place shakes apart... Its chaos here, I can barely keep reign on my generals and the dragons just started rampaging. Shut it Dimentio, don't you have a block to obtain? If its as bad out there as it is here... I don't doubt it, I'm not even there yet and look what's happening. This is even better than what I can do! I want to learn this trick! Easy for you to say, clown! I want to rip you to shreds more than ever jester. QUIET!!!!
Thank you.
We just got attacked by Lord English. You mean Gamzee's old god? What have you done?!?! Oh dear... STOP! One question? How and why does this affect us?
Because.
He eats universes.
Scratch finally went down.
But Lord English showed up.
He did it quite impressively, and with a lack of a game master to stabilize what he did...
Basically he sent a shockwave through the Void.
Anything in contact with it just took a beating.
Kitai, Do we have to use my mother's name? But its such a lovely name! I will rip your heart out in the most painful way I
KITAI!
Yes we have to use your mother's name
For secrecy. Fine.
Anyway, you and your people got hit the hardest for obvious reasons.
Everyone else on the battlefield, you guys hang tight, make sure you don't get killed, and keep working towards your old objectives, but I have some new orders for everyone.
Dimentio, get ahold of the first block as soon as possible.
Lord English isn't completely invincible and something that strong might be enough to hurt him if used in tandem with the disc of mojang. Very well then. What about our trump card?
Sadly, no. We can't, and we shouldn't even if we could Phobos.
You can't actually help me here. I need you and your troops to continue working on building up your presence on the battlefield.
You specialize in large armies, something which is completely useless against Lord English.
Also, make sure no one finds Tricky while he's incapacitated, he's doing something for me that might be important later on. Its a bit of a gamble though, so don't be afraid to leave him if things get too hot. He can handle himself. Yes sir!
Sauron. I'm changing your battle strategy. I'm building up an army at the location I'm going to give you. My associate will in charge of you from that point on.
Judging from the chaos rage your army went into, you won't have enough troops left once this whole thing blows over to attack on your own. Understood.
Kitai, fortify your position. If I'm right, you're in for worse than this before its all over. I live to serve.
Now go, we don't have a whole lot of time before things start exploding in large quantities. Ciao! Yes sir. Farewell.
With that, the four figures on the screen disappear, leaving two new ones. One of them familiar to certain people, the other one extremely menacing. This is bad.
It is. There's currently no one anywhere near the battlefield that can defeat Lord English easily. Hm........ so he's 8ehind everything?
No, I think its whoever Scratch's employer is. Got it. What do we do?
I'm not sure. Well, about Lord English.
Keep gathering people. We need those troops for our endgame. End game? It seems to me the game is ending early piono.
No. It isn't. English is still only a plot point.
He hasn't thought to fight his destiny. Something you have experience with I presume?
Yes. Its the only reason I'm here.
And you, don't forget. Believe me, I haven't. You haven't answered her question. What. Do. We. Do.
I've got one of the various paradox duplicates of Dimentio here with me.
This one caused by the tvtropes stuff.
I'm going to see if he can get me back to the battlefield as I'm fairly confident the others can deal with it.
Failing that, we'll head back and give Lord English a face-full of Time Vortex. Got it. Don't get me killed. I'd h8 that. If you leave me trapped here...
I know I know. Now get back to work you two. This doesn't mean we can take a break. It means the opposite. We have to work faster than ever now.
With that, the screen turns off. Oooh...
Don't fake like you're worried.
I know you better than that dimentio. Of course not! This is a riveting adventure!
Please, I'm not in the mood for one of your speeches.
Alright then Dimentio. Let's get going. We need to reach the battlefield so I can do a damage check. Demon hunting seems more entertaining.
We might be doing that anyway.
Caledfwlch is the weapon that can harm Lord English, not Caledscratch sadly /nullpost
...AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
anyways...
+3 for OHMYQUAD
IHATEAUTOCORRECTWEARESOVERYSCREWED!!!!!Still for trade, though.
Generic charge: 41/40Generic charge (x2 combo!): 40/40
HEHEHEHEHONKHONKHEHEH. ENGLISH ENGLISH ENGLISH. I AM NOT GOING TO DIE HERE. NOPE. NOPE I AM NOT.
So...quirk in spacetime, huh? Luckily, I happen to be fused with a TARDIS.
Generic charge: 41/40 ==> COMBAT OPERANDI: ATTACHYON
I head backwards in time, bust through the fourth wall and assault English (but also the Overcoat) from one minute ago with hundreds of temporal replicsimiles , wielding Mercurian Maladys and Diamond swords, but some of them simply ramming into him. I stand in a pose of epic proportions, my hand outstretched as explosions rattle the entire area.
If I'm about to die, I use my Generic charge (x2 combo!) to level up my character as high as the charge allows me to.
Also I play to combat Lord English's Bowser Theme.
_______
Generic charge (x2.5 combo!): 12/20
Generic charge (x3 combo!): 3/40
I yawn in disappointment, then check my inventory for a Finale Operandi token.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
POWER OF THE MANIAC: 7/40
How did you guys get such cool profile titles?
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
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EJF 18/40
Ammo 3/5 + 18 more
Final operandi charged! Final operandi activate!
I rarely use this power. For all this time I have merely commanded the beast. I've been one step off from being the true hunter. I look up into the sky to see the infinite expanse of the cosmos. I lift my hand up to about shoulder level and a swirling silver grey mist surrounds it. I cup my hands and the mist expands. The mist expands until it eventually covers my entire form. A silence expands from the fog, thick and tangible. A light clink of metal, deafening in the silence, shatters it's hold on the battle. The fog dissipates with no blinding flash, no shattering of time, and no sound of thunder. It simply clears, revealing my new form as a silver grey wolf. Mist slowly flows off of me and swirls around my feet, muffling my footsteps. I am clad in dull grey armor studded with purple-green gems, the Adamantine wolf armor. The light clink was the sound of another item I've not used in this side quest before, Good Dog. The mist hushes the faint hum the claws make as they erode away the ground they stand on. I open my eyes to show that they have become a startlingly bold blue that shine in the light. I let out a bone chilling howl as more mist flows throughout the battle arena. The hunt has begun.
So, this operandi deals no damage, but for the rest of this fight I assume the form of the true hunter. This gives me double health and damage. (I'm just guesstimating, but they have be big buffs to make up for the 40k damage I sacrificed.) In addition, I also gain the ability to vanish into the mist. I cannot attack on the post I do so, but it increases the damage of my next attack. While in the mist, I cannot be attacked unless Lord English actively looks for me or gets lucky with an AOE attack.
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie x4
oh, and Maniac, you get profile titles from having a high post count, then you can choose one from your profile. My current title is given at 42 posts. Unfortunately, posts in the forum games section don't count.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
So, English, you are one of the Invulnerable, are you? Well, we are Deathless, have fun killing us, we don't care, we just come back, again and again and again, forever...
Deciding that today is not the day for an invasion of Hell, I lower the War-BannePower Shimmers along the silver War-Banner of the DamnedWHATTHEDEVILI'MTRYINGNOTTOAs I begin the penultimate stage of conjuration...NONONONONONONO Dark Energies flicker through the air... Welldamn The shades of the dead begin to focus themselves into their own War Banner, allowing them to take control Asinliterallywe'reallscrewed Of their new Emissary...
3/4
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
If the aforementioned events did not occur, I look at English. Due to the distortion of reality and the randomosity of this place, the energies projected by a mere look freeze him solid. Of course, this mere look is not a mere look. It is a cold stare, the likes of which he has most likely seen before, but I digress.
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
2 +3 trades.
There is something wrong. Don't pretend like the Cura i gave out never happened. It was two turns ago, i should have been healed by now. And don't come here with the same "I am Lord English! I can make things disappear!". Of course you were "already here". You were watching with us the outcome of the Doc vs. pionoplayer back then before this all started.
Anyway, i am still not going to do anything to you. At least until i fully charged my attack. That AND that overcoat looks too good to be harmed.
> K4yne: Defense buff yourself.
> R. K.: Defense buff fseftr.
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Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I pick up Starry Night and aim arrows directly at Lord English's eyes!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Anyways, I stand firmly, ready receive any attack headed for our team.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Walrus Punch: 10/15
Blaze It: 18/25
Mist Coil: 20/40
I flick a switch hidden on my Halberd to split my weapon into the Slayer's Axe 'n' Stabbystick. I then jump up on English's back and stab his neck.
2x 20/20 1 EXPENDED
10/20 +3 from trades +1 from self.
20/20 Battle Technique: Golden Caduceus I
I take a golden apple from the Group Inventory and raise it above my head. The golden apple then begins to glow with golden light as two ribbons of gold extend from the apple to wrap around my hand. The apple then disappears in a burst of light as all players glow with golden light.
Expended Items: Golden Apple
All Allies: +2 Base health until end of battle. (Hearts added immediately)
All Allies: +2 Health Regeneration until end of battle.
All Allies: +2% Attack
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Level 9: Supernova
16/22 Health (+2 health)
2+attack - Cheer
+50% attack - Omniscient Blessing
2+defense – Cheer
+2 health regen - Golden Caduceus
+2% attack - Golden Caduceus
Blaze It: 19/25
Mist Coil: 21/45
I swing from one of English's horns and stab his eyes.
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
3 +3 trades.
> K4yne: Defense buff Serpent.
> R. K.: Offense buff fseftr.
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
20/20
14/20 +3 from trades +1 from self.
Battle Technique: Cheer!
All Allies: +defense +attack
I then assume an auto-parry position.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Level 9: Supernova
16/22 Health (+2 health)
3+attack - Cheer
+50% attack - Omniscient Blessing
3+defense – Cheer
+2 health regen - Golden Caduceus
+2% attack - Golden Caduceus
Talist, when we get out of this, I permit you to imprison me for the atrocities that I have committed. Anyhow, I closely examine the Fourth Wall. Perhaps the environment is the key to defeating English. Perhaps we cannot defeat him, merely imprison him or banish him for eternity. I transform the Cairo Overcoat into a Ragged Hoodie, and see how he reacts. (He being English) I turn to face the Void in the proximity of the area. The energies ...erm... energize me, I suppose. I then let loose this power in multiple bursts of light, or rather, the lack of it on the Overcoat/Hoodie.
CC: Yes! The Internet's working. I have around 15 minutes...
CC: What should I do?
CC: DTG. Derp.
CC: I wonder if we killed Scratch...
CC: HOLY gorilla!
-TURN 1/3-
I cut off a small portion of English's overcoat.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
6/15 x2
7/15
Finale Operandi 4/4 UNUSED
I kinda doubt Caledscratch can hurt Lord English, but I slice it at him anyways.
Hmm... can I somehow remove the cueball from my small cueball viewfinder? If so, maybe we can alchemize Caledfwlch?
I +3 with K4yne
18/40
7/15 x2
Far away...
WHOOMP!!!
Oh dear...
What is it Dimentio? What just happened?
Guess who just showed up?
Oh no...
And Gamzee isn't back yet.
We have to stop him!!!
Agreed.
Can we go get Phobos?
I doubt it. And he wouldn't be of much use against Lord English anyways.
Question, which Dimentio are you?
Alternate future me.
The one dimentiosome killed?
Correction, the one dimentiosome tried to kill.
That's useful.
But are you immune to the effects of being from a doomed timeline?
No, I will wither under the winds of time before long.
Shoot. We've got to go back.
If we can.
Grrr...
Start a conference call.
The sound of static fills the room, then several voices as the screen turns on, revealing four figures and two blank areas where others would probably be in other circumstances.
What is going on out there?!
What happened? The ring-wraiths just collapsed!
Tricky did the same thing, I think there's smoke rising from his head!
Hee hee hee, so worried for the other clown...
We just finished getting set up! If the whole place shakes apart...
Its chaos here, I can barely keep reign on my generals and the dragons just started rampaging.
Shut it Dimentio, don't you have a block to obtain?
If its as bad out there as it is here...
I don't doubt it, I'm not even there yet and look what's happening.
This is even better than what I can do! I want to learn this trick!
Easy for you to say, clown!
I want to rip you to shreds more than ever jester.
QUIET!!!!
Thank you.
We just got attacked by Lord English.
You mean Gamzee's old god?
What have you done?!?!
Oh dear...
STOP!
One question? How and why does this affect us?
Because.
He eats universes.
Scratch finally went down.
But Lord English showed up.
He did it quite impressively, and with a lack of a game master to stabilize what he did...
Basically he sent a shockwave through the Void.
Anything in contact with it just took a beating.
Kitai,
Do we have to use my mother's name?
But its such a lovely name!
I will rip your heart out in the most painful way I
KITAI!
Yes we have to use your mother's name
For secrecy.
Fine.
Anyway, you and your people got hit the hardest for obvious reasons.
Everyone else on the battlefield, you guys hang tight, make sure you don't get killed, and keep working towards your old objectives, but I have some new orders for everyone.
Dimentio, get ahold of the first block as soon as possible.
Lord English isn't completely invincible and something that strong might be enough to hurt him if used in tandem with the disc of mojang.
Very well then.
What about our trump card?
Sadly, no. We can't, and we shouldn't even if we could Phobos.
You can't actually help me here. I need you and your troops to continue working on building up your presence on the battlefield.
You specialize in large armies, something which is completely useless against Lord English.
Also, make sure no one finds Tricky while he's incapacitated, he's doing something for me that might be important later on. Its a bit of a gamble though, so don't be afraid to leave him if things get too hot. He can handle himself.
Yes sir!
Sauron. I'm changing your battle strategy. I'm building up an army at the location I'm going to give you. My associate will in charge of you from that point on.
Judging from the chaos rage your army went into, you won't have enough troops left once this whole thing blows over to attack on your own.
Understood.
Kitai, fortify your position. If I'm right, you're in for worse than this before its all over.
I live to serve.
Now go, we don't have a whole lot of time before things start exploding in large quantities.
Ciao!
Yes sir.
Farewell.
With that, the four figures on the screen disappear, leaving two new ones. One of them familiar to certain people, the other one extremely menacing.
This is bad.
It is. There's currently no one anywhere near the battlefield that can defeat Lord English easily.
Hm........ so he's 8ehind everything?
No, I think its whoever Scratch's employer is.
Got it.
What do we do?
I'm not sure. Well, about Lord English.
Keep gathering people. We need those troops for our endgame.
End game? It seems to me the game is ending early piono.
No. It isn't. English is still only a plot point.
He hasn't thought to fight his destiny.
Something you have experience with I presume?
Yes. Its the only reason I'm here.
And you, don't forget.
Believe me, I haven't.
You haven't answered her question.
What. Do. We. Do.
I've got one of the various paradox duplicates of Dimentio here with me.
This one caused by the tvtropes stuff.
I'm going to see if he can get me back to the battlefield as I'm fairly confident the others can deal with it.
Failing that, we'll head back and give Lord English a face-full of Time Vortex.
Got it. Don't get me killed.
I'd h8 that.
If you leave me trapped here...
I know I know. Now get back to work you two. This doesn't mean we can take a break. It means the opposite. We have to work faster than ever now.
With that, the screen turns off.
Oooh...
Don't fake like you're worried.
I know you better than that dimentio.
Of course not! This is a riveting adventure!
Please, I'm not in the mood for one of your speeches.
Alright then Dimentio. Let's get going. We need to reach the battlefield so I can do a damage check.
Demon hunting seems more entertaining.
We might be doing that anyway.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.