The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Is it just me or does this team thing show a dark side of humanity? Some voice says that you people are different from those people and those other people and everyone needs to be segregated and everyone falls in line instantly even though everyone worked together less than two turns ago. Does this seem creepy to anyone else? Just me?
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Anyway, I spin around lil' cal and slice at its back with At No Expense.
I really thought that Wilson would be dead by now. But luckily TwinBuilder forgot to put him on the entity list. I'd like to keep him around as a companion character. Split personalities are so cliche now. We've had like, what, six different cases?
After continuing down the tunnel, Wilson realizes that after almost burning to death, he's now freezing. The water dripping off of him is sapping his heat. He grabs a torch off the wall and carries it with him, but it doesn't provide much heat. Both freezing and burning, Wilson makes it to where the passageway intersects a cave and stops. The left side of the cave slopes down and disappears. The right side is unlit and turns left out of sight. Hoping to find lava, Wilson goes left. The cave ends with a lake of obsidian with a small crater in it where someone mined some out. Upon stepping on it, Wilson discovers that it is warm, presumably from the lava under it. He lies down in one of the corners and curls up. Before long, the peace and warmth have set him to sleep.
==> Observe the mayhem and destruction caused by the drone swarm via holopad. If everything's dead and the spawners are thoroughly shot-up, recall the drone swarm.
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Is it just me or does this team thing show a dark side of humanity? Some voice says that you people are different from those people and those other people and everyone needs to be segregated and everyone falls in line instantly even though everyone worked together less than two turns ago. Does this seem creepy to anyone else? Just me?
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Anyway, I spin around lil' cal and slice at its back with At No Expense.
I really thought that Wilson would be dead by now. But luckily TwinBuilder forgot to put him on the entity list. I'd like to keep him around as a companion character. Split personalities are so cliche now. We've had like, what, six different cases?
After continuing down the tunnel, Wilson realizes that after almost burning to death, he's now freezing. The water dripping off of him is sapping his heat. He grabs a torch off the wall and carries it with him, but it doesn't provide much heat. Both freezing and burning, Wilson makes it to where the passageway intersects a cave and stops. The left side of the cave slopes down and disappears. The right side is unlit and turns left out of sight. Hoping to find lava, Wilson goes left. The cave ends with a lake of obsidian with a small crater in it where someone mined some out. Upon stepping on it, Wilson discovers that it is warm, presumably from the lava under it. He lies down in one of the corners and curls up. Before long, the peace and warmth have set him to sleep.
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Nobody seems to care because they probably can't notice it. I agree, it's immensely creepy, but, then again, we are playing Destroy the Godmodder. As for split personalities, every single one of then doing it right now is misinformed. Regular people with split personalities can't remember what happened when their other personality takes over. They would also be a bit absentminded, and, above all, wouldn't act nearly as odd as they have been in this game.
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Nobody seems to care because they probably can't notice it. I agree, it's immensely creepy, but, then again, we are playing Destroy the Godmodder. As for split personalities, every single one of then doing it right now is misinformed. Regular people with split personalities can't remember what happened when their other personality takes over. They would also be a bit absentminded, and, above all, wouldn't act nearly as odd as they have been in this game.
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The split personalities here aren't really based off of real life. At all. They are more based on cherubs from Homestuck, actually, minus the memory loss part.
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> pionoplayer: board hype train.
Hey guys! We're almost to 10K posts! I kill anything that tries to hurt me with my duel-wielded weapons.
The split personalities here aren't really based off of real life. At all. They are more based on cherubs from Homestuck, actually, minus the memory loss part.
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Ah, that makes quite a lot more sense.
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CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Nobody seems to care because they probably can't notice it. I agree, it's immensely creepy, but, then again, we are playing Destroy the Godmodder. As for split personalities, every single one of then doing it right now is misinformed. Regular people with split personalities can't remember what happened when their other personality takes over. They would also be a bit absentminded, and, above all, wouldn't act nearly as odd as they have been in this game.
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Umm... As for the second part, my view on the role of split personalities in this game is to provide you with someone to talk to/interact with without having to wait for someone else to post to get the response. What I was saying was that I wanted Wilson to fulfill this role for me without him being a split personality. There isn't anything wrong with using a split personality for this, except that they have been used quite a lot already.
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Let's see if I get this right...
Battle technique: problem with quantized movement
I hold some of the candy corn right in front of Cal. It cannot grab the candy corn because if Cal were to move, it would end up behind me as Cal cannot exist in the space in between.
(Scratch is probably going to insta kill me for annoying him like this. thus proving him to be a bad host... But I don't really care because I'm done with this manor. It is too restrictive.)
I equip the iron armor and the XMD Sword. I also exchange the shotgun equip for the overkill minirail and go the the large door and open it.
Data transfer: 4/26
You equip the IRON ARMOR and the XMD SWORD.
GROUP INVENTORY: +1 Shotgun -1 Overkill Minirail
Since the LARGE DOOR is already open, you enter it. There, you see your two other teammates.
TT2000: There you are! We can't afford to be late here! TT2000: We're already behind! 5L1N65H07: well exCUSE me 5L1N65H07: sort of hard to co-ordinate things when your plan involves running blindly IRECREEPER: Well, we're all here now! IRECREEPER: It looks like there are some low-level enemies to take care of. TT2000: Oh, this won't be a problem at all! TT2000: With Starry Night, these Imps will go down faster than you can blink! IRECREEPER: Yep. Never bring stock weapons to an alchemy party! (: 5L1N65H07: alright 5L1N65H07: let's fight, then! TT2000: BRING IT ON!
With our teammate entering ever-so-slightly late, I take this opportunity to pull a random buff potion out of nowhere.
TT2000: Luckily, I've become prepared in your absence! TT2000: I'll take this opportunity to pull a random buff potion out of nowhere. IRECREEPER: Hey, good job! (: IRECREEPER: I'm not so sure we'll even need this though! 5L1N65H07: eh, let's just get this done as fast as possible TT2000: Agreed! The sooner we can get to Scratch, the better!
Guys, this is an easy fight, but don't let your guards down. I did with a certain STUPID BLACK KNIGHT and I paid the price.
I got this.
>Battle Technique: Multitasking (Alt name: Run-On) Let's do this. I put the HUNGER FORCE on over my armor, so people (and imps) can see it and cower in fear. I shoot them all with the DOOMBRINGER while they are stunned from a mixture of shock and fear, and whil they are doing that I circle around them, still shooting, and then slice them from behind. I then shoot a larger blast at them from the side, at a precise angle where they all knock into each other and then fall down. While they are down there, I put the DOOMBRINGER on auto mode, making it shoot automatically from a Microsoft Cloud Piece wedged in the trigger,and throw it into the midst of the IMPS, and then I grab the chainsaw conviently laying on the floor, slice the imps with it, throw it to the ground, reequip my You'll Feel A Little ***** and I slice them from the outside of the IMP PILE they are now in, because of me knocking them into a pile, while the DOOMBRINGER shoots them from the inside. I then activate the Microsoft Cloud Control app, controling the piece wedged in the trigger to GET OUT OF THERE GOSHDARNIT I NEED MY GUN BACK. The gun stops, I slice all the imps away, and I grab my gun, strike a pose, and look awesome. I then let my friends finish them off, if they need to be finished off. Also, if the Imps are still alive, I remind them that they are cursed. Until they die. This drives them slowly insane and puts them into shock.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x46 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop Summon 1/5
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Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
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MANIACMASTER: Pssh, these guys look really lame! MANIACMASTER: We'll be able to take them out in no time! MODPACKMAN: I know this looks like an easy fight, but don't let your guard down. MODPACKMAN: I did that with a certain black knight and paid the price. PITTHEANGEL: Heh, that was pretty funny to watch. MODPACKMAN: Whatever. MANIACMASTER: Oh come on, Modpack! It was pretty funny. MANIACMASTER: Heh heh. PITTHEANGEL: Well, I should probably heal up a little first. PITTHEANGEL: I got beaten up quite a bit during that boss fight. MODPACKMAN: Alright, Pit. Do whatever you want. MANIACMASTER: Well, I'm good to go! I'll help you attack! MODPACKMAN: No. MODPACKMAN: I got this.
"Looks like it’s time for some actiony fighting stuff. I should probably heal up a little first before that because i got beaten up quite a bit during the previous fight."
I examine the rifle to see its specs. I then use the scope, if it has one, to snipe an imp.
Hopefully we don't have to fight a Denizen. That's suicidal.
THE_SERPENT: POWDER WILL BE HAVING FUN DOWN THERE.
THE_SERPENT: THAT TRAITOR. DAVINCI. DESERVES IT. HIS ROBOT. BEING ATTACKED.
THE_SERPENT: I SUGGEST. THAT WE KILL THESE MORONS. AND BURN OUR WAY OUT. WITH THESE LAMPS.
The DERSITE RIFLE is a typical assault rifle that is completely colored in hues of purple. It also has the stereotypical DERSITE EMBLEM stenciled onto it, and its serial number as well, "413-473-491". It has no scope.
You attack an IMP, dealing 3,000 damage.
FSEFTR: Well, looks like you got rid of that... thing. FSEFTR: What's his name again? THE_SERPENT: POWDER. THE_SERPENT: HE'LL BE HAVING FUN DOWN THERE.
THE_SERPENT: THAT TRAITOR. DAVINCI. DESERVES IT. K4YNE: HE'S A TRAITOR! TO BOTH SIDES! K4YNE: PERHAPS HE WISHES TO SPREAD HEALING. LIKE I WISH TO SPREAD FIRE!! FSEFTR: Tends to result in a lot of flip-flopping, huh. FSEFTR: At the very least, he did help the Horsemen. K4YNE: I WONDER HOW THEY'RE DOING? FSEFTR: I wonder how all the entities are doing. THE_SERPENT: ALRIGHT. ENOUGH FLASHBACKING. OR WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING. THE_SERPENT: AS I WAS SAYING. HIS ROBOT. IS GUILTY. BY ASSOCIATION. THE_SERPENT: DAVINCI DESERVES HIS ROBOT. BEING ATTACKED. K4YNE: ALRIGHT, ENOUGH TALK ABOUT DAVINCI!! K4YNE: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THESE IMPS? K4YNE: I MEAN, THEY'RE PAINFULLY WEAK, BUT WE STILL NEED A PLAN.
THE_SERPENT: I SUGGEST. THAT WE KILL THESE MORONS. AND BURN OUR WAY OUT. WITH THESE LAMPS. FSEFTR: L... Lamps? FSEFTR: I'm not so sure that would work. THE_SERPENT: WELL. THERE ISN'T A DOOR. SO DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS? K4YNE: WELL, HE HAS A POINT. AND I DO ENJOY BURNING!!
POST III; Raspberry Pi: 6/10 Tippi: 10/20. Count Bleck: 10/20. Upgrade: 9/40. Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40. I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10. Nimble Core: 2/10. Life Circuit: 2/6 I equip the FEZ and some of my ARMOR. I ask the Magic 8-Ball if it is useful at all. I attempt to hug Lil' Cal. I attempt to gift Lil' Cal with a CALCHEST. Basicly, a chest that people call a CALCHEST. The gift is a chest from my inventory. I throw up the 8-Ball at Lil' Cal then attempt to use Pac-Man on him. I repeatedly bash Lil' Cal with the INSANITY TUBAS. Then use BREATH FIRE on Lil' Cal. I repeatedly bash Lil' Cal with the INSANITY TUBAS. Then use BREATH FIRE on Lil' Cal. I attempt to traverse into the FOURTH DIMENTION. This allows me to move in these axis: X, Y, Z, W. Corruption Level: 100% ERROR: PARTITION "NIMBLEOS" HAS BEEN CORRUPTED. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH IT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS BANNED... WELL THEN... Good morning. How are you? I'm Doctor CORRUPT NIMBLEGUY. SHUTTING DOWN PROCESS "NIMBLECORE"... FOUND PIPELINE. FOLLOWING... SHUTTING DOWN... Heh, that lead to him shutting down his own process... ACTIVATE QUARANTINE PROCEDURES. ASSUME MANUAL CONTROL. MANUAL CONTROL ASSUMED. >_ DE-ACTIVATE FIREWALL. REQUESTING ACCESS... YES. DONE. Well, looks like I am taking over for now while that antivirus program runs. ANTIVIRUS: 10% ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII (MAYBE) MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII (MAYBE) EATEN: LIL' CAL (MAYBE, IF NOT, MAGIC 8-BALL) FEZ: IIIIIIIIII MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
LIL' CAL will only respond to FIST BUMPS. He remains neutral to your advance, however.
You equip the SHODDY KNOCKOFF FEZ THAT PROBABLY WON'T WORK (the CRAP FEZ, as my game's programming calls it) and your IRON ARMOR.
You attempt to use the CRAP FEZ and travel into the FOURTH DIMENSION. Unsurprisingly, you fail. However, your misuse of the FEZ does not result in a glitch, because you didn't misuse it. You didn't use it at all. You would need a much more powerful charge to use an actual FEZ that had dimension-altering properties.
==> 40/40 Time to play my Ace card. Get a reeeeally evil smile and pull 35 or so AA-09 Valkyrie drones from my inventory. Pionplayer looks at me funny. I connect them to the Holopad and my Computer. These drones aren't like the Dragonflies. They are fairly loud and large for quadrotors, nonetheless, still hard to hit, along with having Sidewinder micro-missile launchers and 5.56 machineguns. In short, very heavily armed. I send them through the Nether Portal and assume direct control of the Dragonfly drone, and use it to designate targets for obliteration away from the action. Go loud. First on the list is that giant Ghast I saw with the Dragonfly. There is now a swarm of Quadrotors controlled by mua blowing crap up and shooting things that move.
==> The drone that went through the End Portal stays hidden.
Yes, you did, and you leveled up for it.
You deploy 35 VALKYRIE QUADROTORS and send them into the NETHER PORTAL.
They all die. You can't do a loophole like that, Aegis. I know what you're trying to do; summoning entities without really summoning entities. It won't work.
I wait until Cal is right behind me, then jump up in the air, holding out my diamond sword. This causes Cal to propel me across the Gauntlet while he's impaled by a sword. If this doesn't work, I either:
1. Attempt to drop down onto the parkour
2. Flip Cal over in midair so he collides with the wall
3. Spin him around in midair, abusing momentum so he collides with the wall, while I fall down in front of the parkour.
4. Cower behind the supposedly indestructible Viewfinder
I start with 1, and if it doesn't work I work my way down. No matter what happens, if I'm about to die, I put my stuff in the group inventory and tell everyone to LEAVE IT ALONE!!!
Generic charge: 11(?)/40
You aren't in the GAUNTLET, so why did you mention it?
LIL' CAL doesn't move, so you just impale him with a DIAMOND SWORD. 7,000 damage.
Ah, this will be interesting. We should each target one, to make it easier. I slice a limb off the Shale Imp.
Scratch, can my Finale be my 40 post charge I saved? And can I say what happened when I used it?
MANIACMASTER: Alright, we should each target one Imp. MANIACMASTER: Just to make it easier. MODPACKMAN: Well, I've already weakened them, so all that's left to do is to pick them off.
POST III; Raspberry Pi: 6/10 Tippi: 10/20. Count Bleck: 10/20. Upgrade: 9/40. Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40. I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10. Nimble Core: 2/10. Life Circuit: 2/6 Pit, we know. It mostly gave me answers like "Ask again later" and "maybe" whenever I asked it any question, yes or no or not. I attempt to make a VOID GEM. This GEM passively collects pure VOID ESSENCE once every turn. This VOID ESSENCE can power anything, provided it has means of transportation. A lossy medium is Void Powder. 1/10 for Void Gem. 1/3 for a bunch of Void Powder. I attempt to figure out what abilities eating Lil' Cal gave me. I also start making a NULL CIRCUIT, the building block of any powerful non-natural device that runs on the power of the Void. he... is... corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrFATAL ERROR. reeee-- ba---- k
up FATAL ERROR. CANNOT CONTINUE. REBOOTING PROCESS "NIMBLEMANUALBACKUPOVERRIDECONTROL" ANTIVIRUS: 20% ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII (MAYBE) MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII (MAYBE) EATEN: LIL' CAL (MAYBE, IF NOT, MAGIC 8-BALL) FEZ: IIIIIIIIII MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
With an ability like that, a VOID GEM would require more than a ten-post charge to create.
Ok, got it. I'll attack on the off chance that they live on.
>Battle Techique: Put your corpse in the air like you just don't care. I rapid-fire shoot a Shale Imp. I then slice it up, and then jump up and slice-smash it down to the ground.
Wait. I didn't do that. Who could possibly be controlling my attacks and bad puns- CHAOS.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x46 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop Summon 2/5
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10) Team Building Exercise 19/20
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 1/10
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
+3 trade avaliable x2
Yo pit and maniac, would you kindly trade these with me?
I examine the room I'm in. If that's pointless, then I turn the PDA on, Enter the password HUMAN and examine the results.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ARMISTYX. Level 5: Yellow Dwarf
You are in the WAITING ROOM. There isn't much to the room, it's built as a hallway. There are chairs lining the walls and magazines to read. At the end of the hall is a GIANT DOOR, that, if you are on a team, will lead to your respective GAUNTLET. However, you are not on a team.
"So, it's a choice between the Nether and Ender portals. What's in there?"
I toss a Third Eye into the Ender portal.
"...Odd. Static. But that's impossible, I designed these myself. Unless..."
"Persistent piece of sh-"
gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA] began pestering armageddonsConductor [AC].
GA: So, you've got the Nether covered. GA: I'm interested in the End Portal. AC: Alright then, engie, go ahead. GA: Deploying Third Eye right now. AC: That's actually a pretty complex piece of machinery. AC: Where'd you find it? GA: Tell you later. GA: Wait. Static. GA: That's impossible, I designed these myself. AC: Oh! You must have a real eye for machines then. GA: Static... Unless. AC: What? AC: Engie, what aren't you telling me. GA: Persistent piece of sh
Well, you didn't think I would just hover around idle while you and your subjects paraded around via this omnipotent cueball's machinations, did you?
Although I am a keen watcher, I enjoy getting up close and personal. I also enjoy pursuing machinations of my own. And, I'm sorry to say, one of mine has just ended up destroying one of yours, which will undoubtedly be a recurring theme throughout our conjoined existence.
THE OPERATOR. He is here, after all. I may have to do something about this.
I +3 trade with aegis
14/40 x3
9/20 x3
15/15 x3
5/5 x4
2/3 x9 Engie, we head for the nether. Aegis has already unleashed a massive drone swarm. Aegis, we need that splash potion of fire control you should still have from the cross into Scratch's house, or at least the splash potion of fire resistance. Once he hits everyone on the chrome platform (entire group with one potion, very useful) I rush through the portal. 3/3 expended! Combat Operandi: Northern Wind! Void of Heat will extremely useful here, ice magic strong enough to cancel out even the forces of the nether. Heh. As I jump out of the portal I swing the sword upwards, and a howling gale of ice and cold rushes through the nether fortress, harming blazes and screwing with fire attacks as well as frosting over most of the blocks for several rounds. Whether or not this does anything other than make life miserable for the blazes, I don't know.
Aegis's drones as a matter of fact, don't exist, and no, he is not getting that charge back, so don't even bother asking. Not everything you do will go through in this game, although I know you're accustomed to that way of thinking. You win some, you lose some.
You cross through the NETHER PORTAL, using your COMBAT OPERANDI.
> PIONOPLAYER: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - NORTHERN WIND
You freeze over about four or so BLAZES, rendering them incapable of attack. They will thaw out in due time, however.
If every enemy you kill grants you another level, why didn't I get a level for insta-killing that flying demon?
2/4
Anyways, the End seems to have the egg of a dragon manipulated by alchemy, while there is a great deal of enemies to fight in the Nether. Since about 13% of my power comes from the Void, and the End levitates above the Void, I think I shall go in. Plus, there are Endermen there; are they not neutral? Even if there doesn't seem to be a way out. I know Endermen like gifts, so I walk up to the End portal carefully and toss my diamond sword in lightly, as to not hit anything. There is a note on in saying: "Friends?" I wait for their reaction via telepathy. Then, I send a levitating sphere of positive energy halfway through the portal.
And engie, please refrain from invoking very tall, thin, demonic entities via Operator Symbols. It'll just consume all of our souls (everyone in the Manor) and leave. [muttering] they're supposed to protect you, but...[/muttering]
You walk forwards, towards the END PORTAL. You send your DIAMOND SWORD through the PORTAL. After a few seconds, you recieve a message back.
gift? we like gifts. we appreciate your humble donation to our hive. perhaps you are friendly. unlike the others. are you friendly? you brought a note. "friends?" you wish to be friends. we accept your wish. we are not sure the dragon will, however.
the dragon does not like visitors. neither do we if you look at us. please be careful, friend.
It seems you have formed an alliance with the ENDERMEN. Perhaps this will become useful in later battles. You send a levitating sphere of positive energy through the END PORTAL.
you have found a way to transport things between dimensions. you have found our life's work, we see. that is good. one can learn from the past. this thing feels very positive. that is good. perhaps we can use this energy to empower our own attacks. perhaps we can use to help you in battles? it would require getting to wherever you are.
I +3 trade with modpack
16/40 x3
11/20 x3
15/15 x3
1/5 x4
3/3 x9 I rush in down the bridge to the nether fortress. 3/3 expended! 3/3 expended! battle strategem: Gunblade! I pull out broken uraniums umbrage and the microsoft mashup as I draw near the first enemies. I hack and slash my way through enemies, not stopping to make sure they are completely dead before moving on, but making sure I hit them off the bridge into the lava below. I use Microsoft Mashup in my other hand to shoot enemies such as ghasts which try to strike me from afar, or just to clear my path.
Several enemies make their way towards you: ten MAGMA CUBES, three GHASTS, a WITHER SKELETON, and two SKELETONS. You cannot move forward without finishing off all of them. Your attacks manage to kill off the WITHER SKELETON and two MAGMA CUBES.
"I'd rather not head through the Ender portal right now. Nether portal it is."
I flashstep in, scan my surroundings, single out the 5 entities most hazardous to me right now, and equip something vaguely similar to a flamethrower, except a shiny, chrome, grey colour.
"Nitrogen Gun. This one's my personal one."
I then open... ice?... on the enemies.
You flashstep through the NETHER PORTAL and see two more GHASTS and three BLAZES. There are also four stationary ones, the ones pionoplayer froze. You equip the NITROGEN GUN in defense, dealing a critted 12,000 damage to a BLAZE.
I think I would rather not enter the Nether. Whether the results of my tests were positive or negative, I jump into the End portal, taking a sample of air before entering to continue my charge.
3/4
If my earlier tests gave positive results, I look around the area, carefully avoiding the eyes of the Endermen, not yet grabbing the egg.
If the tests gave negative results (i.e. The orb exploding, the sword given not being accepted, etc.) I jump in, draw Man's Best Friend and use it to subdue the Endermen with telekinetic mind blasts. I then attempt to dig out of the room onto the surface of the island, the proximity to the Void energizing me. I either use the diamond pickaxe or transmute the Endstone into stone, which is picked up by the subdued Endermen.
You jump through the END PORTAL and appear in a chamber made completely out of END STONE. There are many ENDERMEN, clad in armor, circling the portal, gazing intently at you.
you made it. we see that our methods of travel hold up, even now. telportation, the bending of space, it can work wonders. unfortunately, despite you being a good character, we cannot let you hold our treasure, the golden egg. the dragon forbids it. however, you are not loyal to the dragon.
this much we know.
perhaps if you slay the dragon, you can claim the treasure. you will surely do good deeds with it that even we are incapable of doing.
Looks like you're on a quest. There is a door at the west wall of the room.
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Random stockpile charge. 31/40 x2
Ammo charge 4/5 + 5 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
Quantum movement? That's movement that can be quantified. Are you saying that Cal can only move in increments of some number? That's like saying Cal is pixelated and can only move one pixel at a time. In that case, Cal doesn't move at half the speed of light. Cal is just in one place and then in another place. With quantum movement there is no in between. I'm probably reading into this way too far. But let's be honest, you kinda deserve it Scratch. The prefix quantum doesn't scare me off... Anyway, I crush Cal with the hilt of my blade.
I suppose no one does read these. Oh well, I'm still having more fun narrating this than I am in the manor.
Wilson should pick a direction in line with the shorter side of the passage leading in. That way he is sure to get at least slightly farther away from the bombings rather than having a half chance at it. Random.org says he goes... West. Wilson sorts through the chest to leave behind some of the less valuable things like the bread and cookies. He gets out of the pool and starts to shake himself off, but stops upon getting the shot of agony his burns cause him. So, dripping wet, he heads down one of the west passages. He comes across some coal left in the walls. He brushes some of the dust into his bottle. (No one but me will know why) He'll use it as a last resort. Sure, not a very good last resort, it will taste horrible and be somewhat toxic, but better than dying of food poisoning.
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
7/?? K4yne Super: Bait n' Bash
THE_SERPENT: POWDER WILL BE HAVING FUN DOWN THERE.
THE_SERPENT: THAT TRAITOR. DAVINCI. DESERVES IT.
THE_SERPENT: I SUGGEST. THAT WE KILL THESE MORONS. AND BURN OUR WAY OUT. WITH THESE LAMPS. K4YNE: WHILE I LOVE THE SOUND OF BURNING. THIS TAG TEAM THINGY IS NOT MY STYLE. wait a sec K4YNE: HHHHHHhhhhhnnng. There. I am back. Good thing i could count on Hogan being bored. K4YNE: Anyway, killing the imps. Good idea. I was starting to get bored.
> K4yne: Return to weapon set A. Hellspawn the Imps. > R. K.: Read the next chapter of pesterchum 101. Because.
Current Person in Control of BD-014: K4yne [Lawful Whatever]
License Board Stats
17 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
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Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
3x Cheese
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
You deal 7,500 damage to an IMP using HELLSPAWN.
I'm unsure that I can process your readings at this time. I apologize in advance.
THE_SERPENT: I SUGGEST. THAT WE KILL THESE MORONS. AND BURN OUR WAY OUT. WITH THESE LAMPS. FSEFTR: L... Lamps? FSEFTR: I'm not so sure that would work. THE_SERPENT: WELL. THERE ISN'T A DOOR. SO DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS? K4YNE: WELL, HE HAS A POINT. AND I DO ENJOY BURNING!! K4YNE: HOWEVER, THIS TAG TEAMING THING IS NOT MY STYLE. HOLD ON A SECOND. THE_SERPENT: OH MY GOD. WHAT. ARE YOU DOING. K4YNE: HHHHHHhhhhhnnng. There. I'm back. Good thing I could count on Hogan being bored. K4YNE: Anyway, killing the imps. Good idea. FSEFTR: Hey, wait. Won't Scratch just advance us automatically once the Imps are dead? THE_SERPENT: AH. YOU HAVE A POINT. FSEFTR: Well, I can't turn down gratuitously destroying something. FSEFTR: I just find it suspicious how little health they have. THE_SERPENT: GAH. LET'S JUST. ATTACK ALREADY!!
THE_SERPENT: POWDER WILL BE HAVING FUN DOWN THERE. THE_SERPENT: THAT TRAITOR. DAVINCI. DESERVES IT. THE_SERPENT: I SUGGEST. THAT WE KILL THESE MORONS. AND BURN OUR WAY OUT. WITH THESE LAMPS. K4YNE: WHILE I LOVE THE SOUND OF BURNING. THIS TAG TEAM THINGY IS NOT MY STYLE. wait a sec K4YNE: HHHHHHhhhhhnnng. There. I am back. Good thing i could count on Hogan being bored. K4YNE: Anyway, killing the imps. Good idea. I was starting to get bored. FSEFTR: I think the Scratch will advance us automatically once the imps are dead. FSEFTR: But I can't turn down gratuitously destroying something either. FSEFTR: I just find it suspicious how little health they have. FSEFTR: Also, it's fine if you don't want to charge, but could you +3 me?
>Battle Techique: Heads will roll. I take the weakest imp (if any of them are still alive) and decapitiate them.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x46 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop Summon 3/5 / $$$ Summon 1/5
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10) Team Building Exercise 20/20
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 8/10
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
I Hell's Instrument an imp. If all are dead, I take a lantern and SET FIIIIIIRE TO THE WALLS!!!!!!!!!!!
It's lucky The Crosscircle is fireproof. Hopefully the wall isn't.
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Random stockpile charge. 32/40 x2
Ammo charge 0/5 + 6 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
Is it just me or does this team thing show a dark side of humanity? Some voice says that you people are different from those people and those other people and everyone needs to be segregated and everyone falls in line instantly even though everyone worked together less than two turns ago. Does this seem creepy to anyone else? Just me?
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Anyway, I spin around lil' cal and slice at its back with At No Expense.
I really thought that Wilson would be dead by now. But luckily TwinBuilder forgot to put him on the entity list. I'd like to keep him around as a companion character. Split personalities are so cliche now. We've had like, what, six different cases?
After continuing down the tunnel, Wilson realizes that after almost burning to death, he's now freezing. The water dripping off of him is sapping his heat. He grabs a torch off the wall and carries it with him, but it doesn't provide much heat. Both freezing and burning, Wilson makes it to where the passageway intersects a cave and stops. The left side of the cave slopes down and disappears. The right side is unlit and turns left out of sight. Hoping to find lava, Wilson goes left. The cave ends with a lake of obsidian with a small crater in it where someone mined some out. Upon stepping on it, Wilson discovers that it is warm, presumably from the lava under it. He lies down in one of the corners and curls up. Before long, the peace and warmth have set him to sleep.
==> Observe the mayhem and destruction caused by the drone swarm via holopad. If everything's dead and the spawners are thoroughly shot-up, recall the drone swarm.
I +3 trade with talist
18/40 x3
13/20 x3
15/15 x3
3/5 x4
3/3 x7
> pionoplayer: board hype train.
Hey guys! We're almost to 10K posts! I kill anything that tries to hurt me with my duel-wielded weapons.
Oh, the Update Terminal just auto-generated this response: #HYPEEEEEEE
Umm... As for the second part, my view on the role of split personalities in this game is to provide you with someone to talk to/interact with without having to wait for someone else to post to get the response. What I was saying was that I wanted Wilson to fulfill this role for me without him being a split personality. There isn't anything wrong with using a split personality for this, except that they have been used quite a lot already.
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Ammo charge 1/5 + 6 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
Let's see if I get this right...
Battle technique: problem with quantized movement
I hold some of the candy corn right in front of Cal. It cannot grab the candy corn because if Cal were to move, it would end up behind me as Cal cannot exist in the space in between.
(Scratch is probably going to insta kill me for annoying him like this. thus proving him to be a bad host... But I don't really care because I'm done with this manor. It is too restrictive.)
I would never kill anyone unless they genuinely deserved it. You don't. You create insightful, thoughtful discussions about my errors, effectively solving them for me. For that, I am fairly grateful.
LIL' CAL spontaneously combusts due to you deeming his very movement as a paradox. He collapses on the spot, then teleports away. A death by technicality.
All SHALE IMPS have been killed. A DOOR appears, granting passage to the RED TEAM. They promptly gain the fruits of their labor.
LEVEL UP ~ The_Idea_Modpack_Man, PitTheAngel, ManiacMasteR, strudelkitty4427
All AMBER IMPS have been killed. A DOOR appears, granting passage to the BLUE TEAM. They promptly reap the spoils they have sown.
LEVEL UP ~ The_Serpent, K4yne Lv. 9 - Dersite Destructor MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE
Those in the NETHER are caught unawares by a rush of enemies. They will all have to be killed before you will be granted passage throughout the hellish dimension... You will level up once all enemies are killed.
Meanwhile, Erelye wanders THE END alone, with only his newfound ENDERMEN to guide him. Perhaps he should seek out the ENDERDRAGON...
Lastly, those in the FORGE level up for killing LIL' CAL.
LEVEL UP ~ Nimbleguy, Talist, Dimentiosome Lv. 2 - Old OS Lv. 5 - Quantitative Lv. 2 - Second Guesser
Scratch's Manor:
I put out a +3 trade.
17/40 x3
12/20 x3
15/15 x3
5/5 x4
3/3 x9
It seems I'm getting a message from future Serpent...
-- apologeticUnagi [AU] began pestering endangeredMultiverse [EM] -- EM: Hello? EM: Ah. Serpent AU: hello pionpl/\yer EM: Yes? AU: how / AU: \re you tod/\y EM: Considering we are all trapped in Scratch's mansion... EM: Very poorly. AU: oh, yes AU: i remember wh/\t h/\ppens now EM: Just an idle question... EM: How far in the future are you? AU: one month EM: Only a month? AU: /\nd six d/\ys EM: How badly does the event with Powder affect you? AU: ummm AU: id r/\ther not t/\lk /\bout th/\t AU: ple/\se EM: I see... EM: I will drop the subject then. EM: Is there anything in the future you can tell me without jeapordizing the timeline? AU: well AU: there is something EM: what? EM: Anything to defeat that egotistical muppet EM: anything AU: you me/\n scr/\tch AU: right EM: Yes. AU: im pretty sure AU: twin AU: he isnt done AU: ive sort of lost some memory AU: th/\ts why i c/\nt rec/\ll everything AU: but ive received mess/\ges EM: Oh? AU: /\nd i think AU: hes /\live AU: just /\ guess though EM: I suspected as much. AU: i think i remember AU: something to do AU: with strudelkitty EM: Oh? AU: she... EM: Is Build? EM: I've heard the team chatter AU: she t/\lks like him sometimes doesnt she? EM: Yes. EM: She does. EM: Or, I guess she does. EM: I can only tell what is going on through proxy. EM: I'm not omniscient. EM: Just powerful. AU: i h/\ve /\ question EM: Yes? AU: i would h/\ve /\sked this if i w/\s different b/\ck then AU: but AU: how is this business AU: with piono AU: going EM: Oh dear... EM: I'm worried about him. EM: He's my charge see? EM: I went into temporary retirement several decades ago in my timeline EM: An earthlike world. I did several things, wrote a fantasy series, played minecraft, all of that. EM: It wasn't until after I got bored and rejoined the IUPC that I discovered that it had created piono when I made my Minecraft account. EM: I took him on as a sort of companion. EM: A cadet. AU: so AU: could you tell me /\bout wh/\t h/\ppened recently AU: why did he AU: you know AU: flip out EM: I don't know. EM: That's why I'm worried. EM: He's never been like this. EM: Before the events of the first godmodding war, certain... things happened. EM: I was forced to drop him off back in the world of Minecraft. EM: I was not able to return until recently. EM: I have noticed he erratic and irritable behavior. EM: But I do not know what caused it. AU: m/\ybe /\ cert/\in host is getting to him, pushing him f/\rther over the edge EM: No. EM: Because as far as I can see in the records... EM: He was heading towards this before Doc Scratch's meddling became apparant. AU: i wish there w/\s something i could do AU: i feel so useless AU: like twin EM: No. EM: It is my fault. EM: I am his creator and guardian. EM: He was and is my responsibility. EM: If he is harmed by this, it is my fault and mine alone. AU: still... p/\rdon me if this is out of pl/\ce, but m/\ybe the w/\y you tre/\t him is pushing him f/\rther AU: i dont me/\n to be rude EM: I see... EM: You're... EM: you're right. EM: I've been really... EM: Distraught recently. EM: The godmodder's antics were what brought me back. EM: It is wreaking havoc with a large portion of the multiverse. EM: The only reason forces haven't arrived to handle it is because of beuaracracy. EM: And because everyone else who's tried has died before they arrived. AU: we /\ll h/\ve things we h/\te AU: piono prob/\bly h/\tes you showing you're better th/\n him EM: Maybe... EM: But at this point... EM: I don't know how to get through to him. EM: Voids, I don't know what to do. EM: I hate not knowing what to do, but plagues, I don't. AU: i... AU: im sorry EM: I'm even more worried because... EM: I might have to leave soon. AU: wh/\t EM: Things have been spiralling out of control outside. EM: We've had several large paradoxes form in nearby universes. EM: Do you remember the Vord? AU: yes EM: They were supposed to be dead. EM: A paradox caused by offshoots of this timeline disrupted the story of Codex Alera. EM: And the Vord won. AU: wh/\t... this is /\ll wrong EM: Yes. EM: Paradox Space. AU: i dont remember this EM: Paradoxes. AU: m/\ybe th/\ts why EM: It might not have been this way before at all. EM: I've felt time... EM: Warping. EM: There are two alpha timelines. EM: Alpha timelines are an abomination in the first place. EM: but two? EM: The original Homestuck canon... and the one we have now. AU: /\ll my instincts AU: everything i know AU: s/\ys this is wrong AU: my problems seem silly comp/\red to yours EM: No. EM: I have been trained to deal with this. EM: You on the other hand... EM: Were pushed beyond your breaking point. EM: Your problems are worse for you than mine are for me. EM: But yes. EM: Mine are a little more urgent. AU: th/\nk you pionopl/\yer EM: You're welcome. AU: or wh/\tever your re/\l n/\me is EM: Eric. AU: no offense AU: oh EM: I suppose its time I came clean on that. EM: I've been running a psuedonym so long. EM: Figure it can't hurt anymore. AU: th/\nk you... AU: eric EM: You're welcome. EM: And, may I ask a favor? AU: cert/\inly EM: If I have to go too soon... EM: Would you mind keeping an eye on piono? EM: I'm worried about what he might do. AU: ill do my best EM: Thank you. AU: i /\ctu/\lly think we might h/\ve more in common th/\n one would think EM: Oh dear... EM: I'm sorry. AU: wh/\t is it EM: I'm getting more messages. AU: from who EM: Oh parodes! EM: I will have to leave. AU: no EM: I need to get out of here. fast. AU: oh no EM: I've been called in for damage control. EM: Remember my discussion on paradoxes? AU: well AU: yes EM: Unresolved one formed somewhere in the vicinity of... EM: My fantasy novels' universe. EM: This is bad. Very bad. AU: good luck EM: I can't leave yet though! AU: oh EM: Doc Scratch has somehow locked my traveling device! EM: I need him dead. AU: but AU: this is urgent EM: It is. AU: you need to le/\ve EM: Scratch doesn't know. EM: He thinks he knows everything. EM: But he doesn't. AU: well AU: he sort of does AU: in /\lterni/\ EM: He isn't used to dealing with matters outside of the range of the green sun. EM: The only reason I can't leave is because I let him move me to Alternia. EM: Things escalated alarmingly fast. AU: w/\it AU: wh/\t if EM: what if what? EM: Please hurry. AU: you got piono to t/\ke your pl/\ce AU: not in p/\r/\doxes AU: but on /\lterni/\ EM: ??? EM: I suppose... EM: I shall have to request it of Scratch. AU: i wouldnt reccomend it ordin/\rily AU: but this is urgent EM: It is. EM: And I suppose I shall have to do it. AU: /\nyw/\y AU: nice t/\lking AU: but i h/\ve to go EM: I know. AU: its time AU: to go home. EM: But please, don't let piono get himself killed. EM: Goodbye. AU: goodbye -- endangeredMultiverse [EM] ceased pestering apologeticUnagi [AU] --
No. nonnonononononono. Scratch. I must go now. Please. You must release me. Take piono in my place, set him up as the player, whatever. I have to leave. Please. I've printed the above conversation. Please. I must go! I make a small frozen area with the Void of Heat, distracting the mobs on the bridge, then quickly rush back through the nether portal. I don't have time. I must make ready for my departure.
I enter the door. Actually, I pick up one of the imp bodies and throw it into the next room first, Problem Sleuth style. That was so cold-blooded.
So Future Serpent's talked to you, has he, pionoplayer? That little meddling twit. Always messing with my plans. Well, now I guess I can have some fun with piono, and nothing is going to stop me.
im not going to /\llow th/\t though
Fine. You have your way, for now. Not that you could really stop me. I just am tired of you annoying me.
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Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
I accept pionoplayer's +3 trade.
It is the post above mine.
I +3 pionoplayer.
Nimbleguy did not get corrupted from wearing the Fez. Corruption has been slowly eating away at him for 9 posts. It was that purple percent at the bottom of these post things.
Hmmm
5/40 Void Gem. +3d
2/10 Void Powder.
1/40 Fez Upgrade: VOID.
This FEZ UPGRADE will let me use the POWER OF THE VOID, from the VODI GEM, to energize the Fez and let me traverse dimensions. This will need a full FEZ ABILITY BAR and a full VOID GEM POWER BAR.
I put in random coordinates and universe B on he viewfinder. I then pry open the button panel to do SCIENCE! by inspecting the wiring. I send electric signals through all the wires and see what it does on the viewfinder screen.
ANTIVIRUS: 30% ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL FEZ: IIIIIIIIII MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
==> I jump through the Nether Portal. I'm not going with Erelye. He might get me killed again <.<
The drones were just a one-time thing. They were to clear out the Nether and possibly the End.
If it still doesn't go through, I just RAMPAGE.
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I'M BACK! Wellp, time to read a massive backlog to find out what I missed You, uh, you may have the volumeWhat's that you say?{sound of imploding eardrums} Whatever, I'll just give all AGs +1.
{Oh, by the by, thank you for the good wishes, Game Master, my mother no longer has cancer, it would appear :D}
Ok guys, this seems suspicous. Be careful, there is probably a deadly trap/puzzle/enemy in there.
I take a heart container from the group inventory, just in case I get attacked.
I stealtihly enter the door, preparing my weapons, and getting ready for a strife.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x46 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop Summon 4/5 / $$$ Summon 2/5 / Heart Container
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10) Team Building Exercise 20/20 Sneaky Sneaky 1/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
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Ah ha ha ha! Ahh.. For me, that was the greatest thing to ever happen in this manor. I blew up a puppet with candy corn and a little science. Granted, he was probably at around 5,000 health left, but it was still great.
Quantum movement isn't automatically a paradox. It just means you can only move in increments of some number. If the number was, say, a meter, you would have to get from A to B in "hops" of one meter. If the distance between the two points was something indivisible by a meter, like four and a half meters, well tough. It is impossible for you to ever exist in that location. You would "hop" half a meter over it. I use hops in quotation marks because there isn't any real motion involved. You just are in your starting location and then you are in the ending location. Teleportation if you will. With this definition, Cal would have no velocity and thus cannot damage things with movement unless he "hopped" and ended up inside of said thing. And if that happens, you have electromagnetic forces pushing and pulling and such. So you would probably end up with some rather messy results.
Still laughing, I make my way across the now mostly empty gauntlet to the portals.
Wilson wakes as dust falls into his eyes from the roof. He is greeted with a pair of green, speckled feet. He looks up, and then up again to see that it is a creeper wandering the caves. However, the creeper ignores him. "Their war is with humanity, not with my kind" Wilson thinks to himself as he gets up. Wilson stretches, noting that the burns are less intense now. Looking in the obsidian reflection, he also notes that his fur has regained some color. He takes a deep breath... And inhales more dust that has fallen from the roof. With his head clearing, Wilson hears a rumbling in the distance, followed by yet more dust being dislodged from the ceiling. He suddenly remembers about the bombings. Those were still going? How long was he asleep? He runs to the other side of the cave into the darkness. He could see reasonably in the dark, but he would be blind in total darkness.
Pop quiz! +6 to the first person who can say what color Wilson normally is. +3 up for trade
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I accept Amperz4nd's +1.
7/40 Void Gem. +1d
3/10 Void Powder.
2/40 Fez Upgrade: VOID.
I attempt to take 3 electronics from the group inventory and plug them into me, powering me up.
I then attempt to discover what the Electronics gave me.
I ask the 8-Ball, "Are you truthful?"
I then ask Scratch to verify it's result.
I then attempt SCIENCE! relating to Quantum Superposition, a piezoelectric tuning fork, and absolute-zero in the mind. I record the results.
Hmmm.... there are no new rooms...
then i MAKE A ROOM!
I RAMAGE THROUGH THE WALL BY BANGING MY INSANITY TUBAS INTO THE WALL. The Void Energies that rush through the tuba temporarily drain it's void energy reserves, but also helps destroy the wall.
I then use BREATH FIRE on the WALL to help it's destruction.
HEH HEH HEH HAH HAH HAH!
Oh mi Gorilla he took over.
HA HA HA HE HE HE HO HO HO
I SPREAD A VIRUS TO THE UPDATE TERMINAL.
A VIRUS OF
ME
ME
ME
AND ME.
A VIRUS MADE OF ME.
A DIRECT COPY OF ME
MADE ONLY TO TERRORIZE
...
VIRUS SPREAD TO UPDATE TERMINAL.
Ok Off you go...
wait what is this?
Cake dispensary and Corruption shutdown?
I WANT IN.
YOU ARE SO GULLIBLE.
help.
ANTIVIRUS: 40% ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL FEZ: IIIIIIIIII MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
40/40 x3
6/40 x2
15/15
I shoot umbrella warfare at any remaining imps.
Next entity 40/40unavailableRandom stockpile charge. 32/40 x2
Ammo charge 0/5 + 6 stocked +
9 stockedunavailableIs it just me or does this team thing show a dark side of humanity? Some voice says that you people are different from those people and those other people and everyone needs to be segregated and everyone falls in line instantly even though everyone worked together less than two turns ago. Does this seem creepy to anyone else? Just me?
.
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Anyway, I spin around lil' cal and slice at its back with At No Expense.
+3 up for trade x4
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Using energy I gained from my Nether Compeller, I fire a beam out of my sword to finish off the Imp.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
16/40 x8
1/10 x9
9/10
10/10x40 STOCKPILE
Torch x128 / Cooked Chicken / Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Large Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st and 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Copper Throwing Knives x9 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token / Unobtanium Meteor Hammer (Reach, Double Strike)
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit / Heart Container
Weapons: Unobtanium Meteor Hammer / Circuit Breaker
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> Observe the mayhem and destruction caused by the drone swarm via holopad. If everything's dead and the spawners are thoroughly shot-up, recall the drone swarm.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
40/40 x3
15/15
8/40 x2
2/15
I red barrel the imps if they live.
Nobody seems to care because they probably can't notice it. I agree, it's immensely creepy, but, then again, we are playing Destroy the Godmodder. As for split personalities, every single one of then doing it right now is misinformed. Regular people with split personalities can't remember what happened when their other personality takes over. They would also be a bit absentminded, and, above all, wouldn't act nearly as odd as they have been in this game.
/null
The split personalities here aren't really based off of real life. At all. They are more based on cherubs from Homestuck, actually, minus the memory loss part.
/nullpost
Oh no
18/40 x3
13/20 x3
15/15 x3
3/5 x4
3/3 x7
> pionoplayer: board hype train.
Hey guys! We're almost to 10K posts!
I kill anything that tries to hurt me with my duel-wielded weapons.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
[Prays for Twin to post before the 10k mark]
/NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Ah, that makes quite a lot more sense.
/null
Umm... As for the second part, my view on the role of split personalities in this game is to provide you with someone to talk to/interact with without having to wait for someone else to post to get the response. What I was saying was that I wanted Wilson to fulfill this role for me without him being a split personality. There isn't anything wrong with using a split personality for this, except that they have been used quite a lot already.
Next entity 40/40unavailableRandom stockpile charge. 36/40 x2 (3 from Piono)
Ammo charge 1/5 + 6 stocked +
9 stockedunavailableLet's see if I get this right...
Battle technique: problem with quantized movement
I hold some of the candy corn right in front of Cal. It cannot grab the candy corn because if Cal were to move, it would end up behind me as Cal cannot exist in the space in between.
(Scratch is probably going to insta kill me for annoying him like this. thus proving him to be a bad host... But I don't really care because I'm done with this manor. It is too restrictive.)
+3 up for trade x4
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
You equip the IRON ARMOR and the XMD SWORD.
GROUP INVENTORY:
+1 Shotgun
-1 Overkill Minirail
Since the LARGE DOOR is already open, you enter it. There, you see your two other teammates.
TT2000: There you are! We can't afford to be late here!
TT2000: We're already behind!
5L1N65H07: well exCUSE me
5L1N65H07: sort of hard to co-ordinate things when your plan involves running blindly
IRECREEPER: Well, we're all here now!
IRECREEPER: It looks like there are some low-level enemies to take care of.
TT2000: Oh, this won't be a problem at all!
TT2000: With Starry Night, these Imps will go down faster than you can blink!
IRECREEPER: Yep. Never bring stock weapons to an alchemy party! (:
5L1N65H07: alright
5L1N65H07: let's fight, then!
TT2000: BRING IT ON!
TT2000: Luckily, I've become prepared in your absence!
TT2000: I'll take this opportunity to pull a random buff potion out of nowhere.
IRECREEPER: Hey, good job! (:
IRECREEPER: I'm not so sure we'll even need this though!
5L1N65H07: eh, let's just get this done as fast as possible
TT2000: Agreed! The sooner we can get to Scratch, the better!
MANIACMASTER: Pssh, these guys look really lame!
MANIACMASTER: We'll be able to take them out in no time!
MODPACKMAN: I know this looks like an easy fight, but don't let your guard down.
MODPACKMAN: I did that with a certain black knight and paid the price.
PITTHEANGEL: Heh, that was pretty funny to watch.
MODPACKMAN: Whatever.
MANIACMASTER: Oh come on, Modpack! It was pretty funny.
MANIACMASTER: Heh heh.
PITTHEANGEL: Well, I should probably heal up a little first.
PITTHEANGEL: I got beaten up quite a bit during that boss fight.
MODPACKMAN: Alright, Pit. Do whatever you want.
MANIACMASTER: Well, I'm good to go! I'll help you attack!
MODPACKMAN: No.
MODPACKMAN: I got this.
> THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - MULTITASKING LV. 6 - RUN-ON
7,000 damage to all three SHALE IMPS.
You are fully healed.
You charge your weapon to 100%.
One SHALE IMP killed.
The DERSITE RIFLE is a typical assault rifle that is completely colored in hues of purple. It also has the stereotypical DERSITE EMBLEM stenciled onto it, and its serial number as well, "413-473-491". It has no scope.
You attack an IMP, dealing 3,000 damage.
FSEFTR: Well, looks like you got rid of that... thing.
FSEFTR: What's his name again?
THE_SERPENT: POWDER.
THE_SERPENT: HE'LL BE HAVING FUN DOWN THERE.
THE_SERPENT: THAT TRAITOR. DAVINCI. DESERVES IT.
K4YNE: HE'S A TRAITOR! TO BOTH SIDES!
K4YNE: PERHAPS HE WISHES TO SPREAD HEALING. LIKE I WISH TO SPREAD FIRE!!
FSEFTR: Tends to result in a lot of flip-flopping, huh.
FSEFTR: At the very least, he did help the Horsemen.
K4YNE: I WONDER HOW THEY'RE DOING?
FSEFTR: I wonder how all the entities are doing.
THE_SERPENT: ALRIGHT. ENOUGH FLASHBACKING. OR WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING.
THE_SERPENT: AS I WAS SAYING. HIS ROBOT. IS GUILTY. BY ASSOCIATION.
THE_SERPENT: DAVINCI DESERVES HIS ROBOT. BEING ATTACKED.
K4YNE: ALRIGHT, ENOUGH TALK ABOUT DAVINCI!!
K4YNE: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THESE IMPS?
K4YNE: I MEAN, THEY'RE PAINFULLY WEAK, BUT WE STILL NEED A PLAN.
THE_SERPENT: I SUGGEST. THAT WE KILL THESE MORONS. AND BURN OUR WAY OUT. WITH THESE LAMPS.
FSEFTR: L... Lamps?
FSEFTR: I'm not so sure that would work.
THE_SERPENT: WELL. THERE ISN'T A DOOR. SO DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS?
K4YNE: WELL, HE HAS A POINT. AND I DO ENJOY BURNING!!
LIL' CAL will only respond to FIST BUMPS. He remains neutral to your advance, however.
You equip the SHODDY KNOCKOFF FEZ THAT PROBABLY WON'T WORK (the CRAP FEZ, as my game's programming calls it) and your IRON ARMOR.
You attempt to use the CRAP FEZ and travel into the FOURTH DIMENSION. Unsurprisingly, you fail. However, your misuse of the FEZ does not result in a glitch, because you didn't misuse it. You didn't use it at all. You would need a much more powerful charge to use an actual FEZ that had dimension-altering properties.
Yes, you did, and you leveled up for it.
You deploy 35 VALKYRIE QUADROTORS and send them into the NETHER PORTAL.
They all die. You can't do a loophole like that, Aegis. I know what you're trying to do; summoning entities without really summoning entities. It won't work.
You aren't in the GAUNTLET, so why did you mention it?
LIL' CAL doesn't move, so you just impale him with a DIAMOND SWORD. 7,000 damage.
MANIACMASTER: Alright, we should each target one Imp.
MANIACMASTER: Just to make it easier.
MODPACKMAN: Well, I've already weakened them, so all that's left to do is to pick them off.
3,000 damage to a SHALE IMP.
Yes.
With an ability like that, a VOID GEM would require more than a ten-post charge to create.
That isn't a proper BATTLE TECHNIQUE name.
SHALE IMP killed.
STRUDELKITTY complies, and uses CALEDSCRATCH against the last remaining SHALE IMP, dealing 5,000 damage to it. You then kill it off.
You are in the WAITING ROOM. There isn't much to the room, it's built as a hallway. There are chairs lining the walls and magazines to read. At the end of the hall is a GIANT DOOR, that, if you are on a team, will lead to your respective GAUNTLET. However, you are not on a team.
gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA] began pestering armageddonsConductor [AC].
GA: So, you've got the Nether covered.
GA: I'm interested in the End Portal.
AC: Alright then, engie, go ahead.
GA: Deploying Third Eye right now.
AC: That's actually a pretty complex piece of machinery.
AC: Where'd you find it?
GA: Tell you later.
GA: Wait. Static.
GA: That's impossible, I designed these myself.
AC: Oh! You must have a real eye for machines then.
GA: Static... Unless.
AC: What?
AC: Engie, what aren't you telling me.
GA: Persistent piece of sh
gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA] ceased pestering armageddonsConductor [AC].
Well, you didn't think I would just hover around idle while you and your subjects paraded around via this omnipotent cueball's machinations, did you?
Although I am a keen watcher, I enjoy getting up close and personal. I also enjoy pursuing machinations of my own. And, I'm sorry to say, one of mine has just ended up destroying one of yours, which will undoubtedly be a recurring theme throughout our conjoined existence.
THE OPERATOR. He is here, after all. I may have to do something about this.
Aegis's drones as a matter of fact, don't exist, and no, he is not getting that charge back, so don't even bother asking. Not everything you do will go through in this game, although I know you're accustomed to that way of thinking. You win some, you lose some.
You cross through the NETHER PORTAL, using your
COMBAT OPERANDI.> PIONOPLAYER: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - NORTHERN WIND
You freeze over about four or so BLAZES, rendering them incapable of attack. They will thaw out in due time, however.
You walk forwards, towards the END PORTAL. You send your DIAMOND SWORD through the PORTAL. After a few seconds, you recieve a message back.
gift? we like gifts. we appreciate your humble donation to our hive. perhaps you are friendly. unlike the others. are you friendly? you brought a note. "friends?" you wish to be friends. we accept your wish. we are not sure the dragon will, however.
the dragon does not like visitors. neither do we if you look at us. please be careful, friend.
It seems you have formed an alliance with the ENDERMEN. Perhaps this will become useful in later battles. You send a levitating sphere of positive energy through the END PORTAL.
you have found a way to transport things between dimensions. you have found our life's work, we see. that is good. one can learn from the past. this thing feels very positive. that is good. perhaps we can use this energy to empower our own attacks. perhaps we can use to help you in battles? it would require getting to wherever you are.
Several enemies make their way towards you: ten MAGMA CUBES, three GHASTS, a WITHER SKELETON, and two SKELETONS. You cannot move forward without finishing off all of them. Your attacks manage to kill off the WITHER SKELETON and two MAGMA CUBES.
You flashstep through the NETHER PORTAL and see two more GHASTS and three BLAZES. There are also four stationary ones, the ones pionoplayer froze. You equip the NITROGEN GUN in defense, dealing a critted 12,000 damage to a BLAZE.
You jump through the END PORTAL and appear in a chamber made completely out of END STONE. There are many ENDERMEN, clad in armor, circling the portal, gazing intently at you.
you made it. we see that our methods of travel hold up, even now. telportation, the bending of space, it can work wonders. unfortunately, despite you being a good character, we cannot let you hold our treasure, the golden egg. the dragon forbids it. however, you are not loyal to the dragon.
this much we know.
perhaps if you slay the dragon, you can claim the treasure. you will surely do good deeds with it that even we are incapable of doing.
Looks like you're on a quest. There is a door at the west wall of the room.
6,000 damage to LIL' CAL.
You will be assigned to a team if you walk through the LARGE DOOR.
You deal 7,500 damage to an IMP using HELLSPAWN.
I'm unsure that I can process your readings at this time. I apologize in advance.
THE_SERPENT: I SUGGEST. THAT WE KILL THESE MORONS. AND BURN OUR WAY OUT. WITH THESE LAMPS.
FSEFTR: L... Lamps?
FSEFTR: I'm not so sure that would work.
THE_SERPENT: WELL. THERE ISN'T A DOOR. SO DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS?
K4YNE: WELL, HE HAS A POINT. AND I DO ENJOY BURNING!!
K4YNE: HOWEVER, THIS TAG TEAMING THING IS NOT MY STYLE. HOLD ON A SECOND.
THE_SERPENT: OH MY GOD. WHAT. ARE YOU DOING.
K4YNE: HHHHHHhhhhhnnng. There. I'm back. Good thing I could count on Hogan being bored.
K4YNE: Anyway, killing the imps. Good idea.
FSEFTR: Hey, wait. Won't Scratch just advance us automatically once the Imps are dead?
THE_SERPENT: AH. YOU HAVE A POINT.
FSEFTR: Well, I can't turn down gratuitously destroying something.
FSEFTR: I just find it suspicious how little health they have.
THE_SERPENT: GAH. LET'S JUST. ATTACK ALREADY!!
AMBER IMP killed.
10,000 damage to an IMP.
AMBER IMP killed.
You crit-kill the remaining AMBER IMP.
10,000 damage to LIL' CAL.
Oh, the Update Terminal just auto-generated this response: #HYPEEEEEEE
One MAGMA CUBE killed.
I would never kill anyone unless they genuinely deserved it. You don't. You create insightful, thoughtful discussions about my errors, effectively solving them for me. For that, I am fairly grateful.
LIL' CAL spontaneously combusts due to you deeming his very movement as a paradox. He collapses on the spot, then teleports away. A death by technicality.
All SHALE IMPS have been killed. A DOOR appears, granting passage to the RED TEAM. They promptly gain the fruits of their labor.
LEVEL UP ~ The_Idea_Modpack_Man, PitTheAngel, ManiacMasteR, strudelkitty4427
Lv. 9 - Doombringer
MAXED - DEUS SAGITTARIIS
MAXED - IUBEOQUE DOMINUM
Lv. 4 - Aggressor
The CHALK IMPS deal 5 damage to 5l1n65h07.
All AMBER IMPS have been killed. A DOOR appears, granting passage to the BLUE TEAM. They promptly reap the spoils they have sown.
LEVEL UP ~ The_Serpent, K4yne
Lv. 9 - Dersite Destructor
MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE
Those in the NETHER are caught unawares by a rush of enemies. They will all have to be killed before you will be granted passage throughout the hellish dimension... You will level up once all enemies are killed.
Meanwhile, Erelye wanders THE END alone, with only his newfound ENDERMEN to guide him. Perhaps he should seek out the ENDERDRAGON...
Lastly, those in the FORGE level up for killing LIL' CAL.
LEVEL UP ~ Nimbleguy, Talist, Dimentiosome
Lv. 2 - Old OS
Lv. 5 - Quantitative
Lv. 2 - Second Guesser
Scratch's Manor:
Third Floor - Discovered Rooms: Waiting Room
Waiting Room - Players:
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 30/30. Equipped: POTTERY PROSECUTOR, CONDUCTIRON ARMOR. Lv. 7: Neutrality Reigns.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 30/30. Level 5: Yellow Dwarf.
huffpuff1337: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Waiting Room - Objects of Interest:
Large Door.
Entrance - Players:
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Lv. 9: Doombringer
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SAMURAI BLADE. MAXED - DEUS SAGITTARIIS FINALE OPERANDI - GODSEND IIII
ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR. MAXED - IUBEOQUE DOMINUM FINALE OPERANDI - THE EARTH-SPLITTER IIII
strudelkitty4427. [P] HP: 20/20. Equipped: CALEDSCRATCH, IRON CHESTPLATE. Taken: CUTTER PALM, DIAMOND SWORD, DAVINCI AGRESSOR. Lv. 4: Aggressor. Votes: IIIIIIII
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Torches.
Entrance - Players:
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 15/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD. Lv. 7: Data Miner.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE. METAL SLUG. Lv. 9: Chairheir.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 17/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STARRY NIGHT. Lv. 9: Two Thousand.
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Chalk Imps: [
Entrance - Players:
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: THE CROSSCIRCLE, DERSITE RIFLE, SCOUT SHAKO. Lv. 9: Dersite Destructor.
[color=#dc143c]K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE. FINALE OPERANDI - PERSONAL INFERNO IIII
fseftr: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS. MAXED - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE IIII
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Lamps.
Revolver.
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room, Gallery, Hallway, Studio, The Pit.
Living Room - Players:
Living Room - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Studio.
East Door. Leads to Hallway.
South Door. Leads to The Pit.
West Door. Leads to Gallery.
Final Door. Leads to Game Room.
Staircase. Leads back to Finale.
Gallery - Players:
Gallery - Objects of Interest:
Various Paintings.
Unfinished Paintings.
Green Door.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
The Pit - Players:
secret_scribe1: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1. Lv. 5: Ranger
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, STRANGE LOLLICHOP. Level 3: Nether Mind.The Pit - Objects of Interest:
The Giant Pit. Fully bridged.
Green Door.
Studio - Players:
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M, DIAMOND SWORD, IRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Golden Pick.
Studio - Objects of Interest:
Computer and TV. Both on.
Various Instruments.
Hashmap Turntables.
Assortments of Records.
Game Room - Players:
Game Room - Objects of Interest:
DaVinci Bot.
Staircase. Leads to Third Floor.
First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway, Closet, Balcony, Entrance, Finale.
Library - Players:
Library - Objects of Interest:
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole.
Safe.
Kitchen - Players:
Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator.
Various Appliances.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Entrance.
Complex Redstone Structure.
Mounted Cueball Trophy.
Balcony - Players:
Closet - Players:
Entrance - Players:
OpelSpeedster: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Wall of Mirrors.
Final Door. Leads to Finale.
Finale - Players:
Finale - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Living Room.
Green Suitcase. Locked.
The Basement - Discovered Rooms: Sacred Ground, Forge, Repository, Mirror Room, Gauntlet.
Sacred Ground - Players:
rougesteelproject: [N] HP: 20/20.
Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.
West Door. Leads to Repository.
South Door. Leads to Forge.
East Door. Leads to Mirror Room.
Phonograph.
Forge - Players:
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, CRAP FEZ, INSANITY TUBAS. Lv. 2: Old OS.
Talist: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: AT NO EXPENSE. Lv. 4: Wolf Whisperer.
Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 18/20. Equipped: THE MERCURIAN MALADY. Lv. 2: Second Guesser.
Forge - Objects of Interest:
Magic Cueball Viewfinder.
West Door. Leads to Empty Room.
Repository - Players:
Gauntlet - Players:
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 5: Manhunter.~~~
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 8: Parkourist.
Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
First Leg -
Disappearing Platforms.
Buzzsaws.
Iron Checkpoint.
Second Leg -
Disappearing Platforms and Buzzsaws.
Rickety Bridge. Surrounded by Lava Walls.
Chrome Checkpoint.
Third Leg -
Bronze Walkway. Surrounded by Lava Columns.
Nether Portal.
Ender Portal.
Runeterra Portal.
The Nether - Players:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 14/20. Equipped: POCKET KNIFE. Lv. 9: Magnificent Microwave.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 18/20. Lv. 7: Devoid of Heat.
The Nether - Objects of Interest:
Blaze: [
Blazes: [
Blazes: [
Magma Cubes: [
Ghasts: [
Wither Skeleton: [
Skeletons: [
The End - Players:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 10/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, MAN'S BEST FRIEND. Lv. 5: Mage of Chaos.
The End - Objects of Interest:
Allied Enderwarriors. Guarding Golden Egg.
Golden Egg.
West Door.
Group Inventory:
Chair / Astrolabe / 30 Gun Magazines / 11 Heart Containers / Compass / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / 10 Water Bottles / Stick of Butter / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / 3 Bandages / Sextant / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / Telescope / 3 Name Tags / 2 Desc. Tags / 3 PDAs / Golden Apple / 2 Computers / Rifle / 256 Bricks / 3 Record Discs / Disc Reader / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / 3 Chests / Remote Control / Large Bookshelf / Red Potion
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
17/40 x3
12/20 x3
15/15 x3
5/5 x4
3/3 x9
It seems I'm getting a message from future Serpent...
-- apologeticUnagi [AU] began pestering endangeredMultiverse [EM] --
EM: Hello?
EM: Ah. Serpent
AU: hello pionpl/\yer
EM: Yes?
AU: how /
AU: \re you tod/\y
EM: Considering we are all trapped in Scratch's mansion...
EM: Very poorly.
AU: oh, yes
AU: i remember wh/\t h/\ppens now
EM: Just an idle question...
EM: How far in the future are you?
AU: one month
EM: Only a month?
AU: /\nd six d/\ys
EM: How badly does the event with Powder affect you?
AU: ummm
AU: id r/\ther not t/\lk /\bout th/\t
AU: ple/\se
EM: I see...
EM: I will drop the subject then.
EM: Is there anything in the future you can tell me without jeapordizing the timeline?
AU: well
AU: there is something
EM: what?
EM: Anything to defeat that egotistical muppet
EM: anything
AU: you me/\n scr/\tch
AU: right
EM: Yes.
AU: im pretty sure
AU: twin
AU: he isnt done
AU: ive sort of lost some memory
AU: th/\ts why i c/\nt rec/\ll everything
AU: but ive received mess/\ges
EM: Oh?
AU: /\nd i think
AU: hes /\live
AU: just /\ guess though
EM: I suspected as much.
AU: i think i remember
AU: something to do
AU: with strudelkitty
EM: Oh?
AU: she...
EM: Is Build?
EM: I've heard the team chatter
AU: she t/\lks like him sometimes doesnt she?
EM: Yes.
EM: She does.
EM: Or, I guess she does.
EM: I can only tell what is going on through proxy.
EM: I'm not omniscient.
EM: Just powerful.
AU: i h/\ve /\ question
EM: Yes?
AU: i would h/\ve /\sked this if i w/\s different b/\ck then
AU: but
AU: how is this business
AU: with piono
AU: going
EM: Oh dear...
EM: I'm worried about him.
EM: He's my charge see?
EM: I went into temporary retirement several decades ago in my timeline
EM: An earthlike world. I did several things, wrote a fantasy series, played minecraft, all of that.
EM: It wasn't until after I got bored and rejoined the IUPC that I discovered that it had created piono when I made my Minecraft account.
EM: I took him on as a sort of companion.
EM: A cadet.
AU: so
AU: could you tell me /\bout wh/\t h/\ppened recently
AU: why did he
AU: you know
AU: flip out
EM: I don't know.
EM: That's why I'm worried.
EM: He's never been like this.
EM: Before the events of the first godmodding war, certain... things happened.
EM: I was forced to drop him off back in the world of Minecraft.
EM: I was not able to return until recently.
EM: I have noticed he erratic and irritable behavior.
EM: But I do not know what caused it.
AU: m/\ybe /\ cert/\in host is getting to him, pushing him f/\rther over the edge
EM: No.
EM: Because as far as I can see in the records...
EM: He was heading towards this before Doc Scratch's meddling became apparant.
AU: i wish there w/\s something i could do
AU: i feel so useless
AU: like twin
EM: No.
EM: It is my fault.
EM: I am his creator and guardian.
EM: He was and is my responsibility.
EM: If he is harmed by this, it is my fault and mine alone.
AU: still... p/\rdon me if this is out of pl/\ce, but m/\ybe the w/\y you tre/\t him is pushing him f/\rther
AU: i dont me/\n to be rude
EM: I see...
EM: You're...
EM: you're right.
EM: I've been really...
EM: Distraught recently.
EM: The godmodder's antics were what brought me back.
EM: It is wreaking havoc with a large portion of the multiverse.
EM: The only reason forces haven't arrived to handle it is because of beuaracracy.
EM: And because everyone else who's tried has died before they arrived.
AU: we /\ll h/\ve things we h/\te
AU: piono prob/\bly h/\tes you showing you're better th/\n him
EM: Maybe...
EM: But at this point...
EM: I don't know how to get through to him.
EM: Voids, I don't know what to do.
EM: I hate not knowing what to do, but plagues, I don't.
AU: i...
AU: im sorry
EM: I'm even more worried because...
EM: I might have to leave soon.
AU: wh/\t
EM: Things have been spiralling out of control outside.
EM: We've had several large paradoxes form in nearby universes.
EM: Do you remember the Vord?
AU: yes
EM: They were supposed to be dead.
EM: A paradox caused by offshoots of this timeline disrupted the story of Codex Alera.
EM: And the Vord won.
AU: wh/\t... this is /\ll wrong
EM: Yes.
EM: Paradox Space.
AU: i dont remember this
EM: Paradoxes.
AU: m/\ybe th/\ts why
EM: It might not have been this way before at all.
EM: I've felt time...
EM: Warping.
EM: There are two alpha timelines.
EM: Alpha timelines are an abomination in the first place.
EM: but two?
EM: The original Homestuck canon... and the one we have now.
AU: /\ll my instincts
AU: everything i know
AU: s/\ys this is wrong
AU: my problems seem silly comp/\red to yours
EM: No.
EM: I have been trained to deal with this.
EM: You on the other hand...
EM: Were pushed beyond your breaking point.
EM: Your problems are worse for you than mine are for me.
EM: But yes.
EM: Mine are a little more urgent.
AU: th/\nk you pionopl/\yer
EM: You're welcome.
AU: or wh/\tever your re/\l n/\me is
EM: Eric.
AU: no offense
AU: oh
EM: I suppose its time I came clean on that.
EM: I've been running a psuedonym so long.
EM: Figure it can't hurt anymore.
AU: th/\nk you...
AU: eric
EM: You're welcome.
EM: And, may I ask a favor?
AU: cert/\inly
EM: If I have to go too soon...
EM: Would you mind keeping an eye on piono?
EM: I'm worried about what he might do.
AU: ill do my best
EM: Thank you.
AU: i /\ctu/\lly think we might h/\ve more in common th/\n one would think
EM: Oh dear...
EM: I'm sorry.
AU: wh/\t is it
EM: I'm getting more messages.
AU: from who
EM: Oh parodes!
EM: I will have to leave.
AU: no
EM: I need to get out of here. fast.
AU: oh no
EM: I've been called in for damage control.
EM: Remember my discussion on paradoxes?
AU: well
AU: yes
EM: Unresolved one formed somewhere in the vicinity of...
EM: My fantasy novels' universe.
EM: This is bad. Very bad.
AU: good luck
EM: I can't leave yet though!
AU: oh
EM: Doc Scratch has somehow locked my traveling device!
EM: I need him dead.
AU: but
AU: this is urgent
EM: It is.
AU: you need to le/\ve
EM: Scratch doesn't know.
EM: He thinks he knows everything.
EM: But he doesn't.
AU: well
AU: he sort of does
AU: in /\lterni/\
EM: He isn't used to dealing with matters outside of the range of the green sun.
EM: The only reason I can't leave is because I let him move me to Alternia.
EM: Things escalated alarmingly fast.
AU: w/\it
AU: wh/\t if
EM: what if what?
EM: Please hurry.
AU: you got piono to t/\ke your pl/\ce
AU: not in p/\r/\doxes
AU: but on /\lterni/\
EM: ???
EM: I suppose...
EM: I shall have to request it of Scratch.
AU: i wouldnt reccomend it ordin/\rily
AU: but this is urgent
EM: It is.
EM: And I suppose I shall have to do it.
AU: /\nyw/\y
AU: nice t/\lking
AU: but i h/\ve to go
EM: I know.
AU: its time
AU: to go home.
EM: But please, don't let piono get himself killed.
EM: Goodbye.
AU: goodbye
-- endangeredMultiverse [EM] ceased pestering apologeticUnagi [AU] --
Scratch. I must go now. Please. You must release me. Take piono in my place, set him up as the player, whatever. I have to leave.
Please.
I've printed the above conversation. Please. I must go!
I make a small frozen area with the Void of Heat, distracting the mobs on the bridge, then quickly rush back through the nether portal. I don't have time. I must make ready for my departure.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
So Future Serpent's talked to you, has he, pionoplayer? That little meddling twit. Always messing with my plans. Well, now I guess I can have some fun with piono, and nothing is going to stop me.
im not going to /\llow th/\t though
Fine. You have your way, for now. Not that you could really stop me. I just am tired of you annoying me.
Oh no
POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
I accept pionoplayer's +3 trade.
It is the post above mine.
I +3 pionoplayer.
Nimbleguy did not get corrupted from wearing the Fez. Corruption has been slowly eating away at him for 9 posts. It was that purple percent at the bottom of these post things.
Hmmm
5/40 Void Gem. +3d
2/10 Void Powder.
1/40 Fez Upgrade: VOID.
This FEZ UPGRADE will let me use the POWER OF THE VOID, from the VODI GEM, to energize the Fez and let me traverse dimensions. This will need a full FEZ ABILITY BAR and a full VOID GEM POWER BAR.
I put in random coordinates and universe B on he viewfinder. I then pry open the button panel to do SCIENCE! by inspecting the wiring. I send electric signals through all the wires and see what it does on the viewfinder screen.
ANTIVIRUS: 30%
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIIII
EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL
FEZ: IIIIIIIIII
MIND IS DISABLED.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED.
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
trade +3 with anyone
20/40 x8
5/10 x10
4/10
10/10x40 STOCKPILE
Torch x128 / Cooked Chicken / Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Large Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st and 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Copper Throwing Knives x9 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token / Unobtanium Meteor Hammer (Reach, Double Strike)
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit / Heart Container
Weapons: Unobtanium Meteor Hammer / Circuit Breaker
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> I jump through the Nether Portal. I'm not going with Erelye. He might get me killed again <.<
The drones were just a one-time thing. They were to clear out the Nether and possibly the End.
If it still doesn't go through, I just RAMPAGE.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
I'M BACK! Wellp, time to read a massive backlog to find out what I missed You, uh, you may have the volume What's that you say? {sound of imploding eardrums} Whatever, I'll just give all AGs +1.
{Oh, by the by, thank you for the good wishes, Game Master, my mother no longer has cancer, it would appear :D}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I take a heart container from the group inventory, just in case I get attacked.
I stealtihly enter the door, preparing my weapons, and getting ready for a strife.
COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40
CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10)
Team Building Exercise 20/20
Sneaky Sneaky 1/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
+3 trade avaliable x1
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Next entity 40/40unavailableRandom stockpile charge. 3/40 x3 (3 trade with Aegis and 3 trade with Modpack)
Ammo charge 2/5 + 6 stocked +
9 stockedunavailableAh ha ha ha! Ahh.. For me, that was the greatest thing to ever happen in this manor. I blew up a puppet with candy corn and a little science. Granted, he was probably at around 5,000 health left, but it was still great.
Still laughing, I make my way across the now mostly empty gauntlet to the portals.
Pop quiz! +6 to the first person who can say what color Wilson normally is.
+3 up for trade
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
I accept Amperz4nd's +1.
7/40 Void Gem. +1d
3/10 Void Powder.
2/40 Fez Upgrade: VOID.
I attempt to take 3 electronics from the group inventory and plug them into me, powering me up.
I then attempt to discover what the Electronics gave me.
I ask the 8-Ball, "Are you truthful?"
I then ask Scratch to verify it's result.
I then attempt SCIENCE! relating to Quantum Superposition, a piezoelectric tuning fork, and absolute-zero in the mind. I record the results.
Hmmm.... there are no new rooms...
then i MAKE A ROOM!
I RAMAGE THROUGH THE WALL BY BANGING MY INSANITY TUBAS INTO THE WALL.
The Void Energies that rush through the tuba temporarily drain it's void energy reserves, but also helps destroy the wall.
I then use BREATH FIRE on the WALL to help it's destruction.
HEH HEH HEH HAH HAH HAH!
Oh mi Gorilla he took over.
HA HA HA HE HE HE HO HO HO
I SPREAD A VIRUS TO THE UPDATE TERMINAL.
A VIRUS OF
ME
ME
ME
AND ME.
A VIRUS MADE OF ME.
A DIRECT COPY OF ME
MADE ONLY TO TERRORIZE
...
VIRUS SPREAD TO UPDATE TERMINAL.
Ok Off you go...
wait what is this?
Cake dispensary and Corruption shutdown?
I WANT IN.
YOU ARE SO GULLIBLE.
help.
ANTIVIRUS: 40%
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIIII
EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL
FEZ: IIIIIIIIII
MIND IS DISABLED.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED.
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII