I +3 trade with modpack twice. Sorry talist, I'm not completely sure, I've been a bit tired so I haven't been looking over Wilson's shenanigans. I'll start looking at that too.
12/40 x3
7/20 x3
15/15 x3
5/5 x4
3/3 x8 I mull over what I saw in my spyglass. If it appears that I will easily be able to get back into the gauntlet through the portal if I decide I don't want to be wherever the nether portal leads, then I go through, just to check. I jump back through if anything even vaguely threatening comes at me. I'm all jittery, I'm not used to being limited to such low levels of power.
==> Lacking the ability to divinate where the columns of lava will appear, I just flash step to the end of the bronze walkway the second that I have a clear opening.
==> 20/20 - Retrieve 3 DragonflyTMAA-05 armed and armored quadrotors from my inventory and connect them to my holopad and computer, then fly them through the portals. Taking into account that their preferred form of warfare is magical in nature, I wonder if Runeterra's inhabitants have ever seen a machinegun...
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Location:
The Void
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Member Details
POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
ERROR. ERROR. HARD REBOOT = BAD.
I respawn, then run into the Forge and get my stuff.
Corruption Level: 90% ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL FEZ: IIIIIIIIII MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
==> The 3 DragonflyTM drones scout the area outside the portals for hostiles. There are some bewildered and awed Runeterrans outside of their portal shoving eachother towards the portal and speculating about it. They haven't noticed the drone, nor will they ever. Its 8 bladed closed rotors will insure that the noise it makes will never exceed 2db except when firing.
I put out a +3 trade
7/40 x3
2/20 x3
15/15 x3
3/5 x4
3/3 x7 I look at the two portals. Hmm... Right now I should probably do something about my health... I take the milk jug out of the group inventory and drink out of it until my health is full.
There isn't enough MILK to fully restore your HP. +4 HP.
So team, I say we go through. I wait until at least one of them goes through, and follow.
FSEFTR: So team, I say we go through. THE_SERPENT: REALLY. WE HAVE TO GO. THROUGH THAT DOOR. THE_SERPENT: NO KIDDING. K4YNE: Serpent, relax. You never know; perhaps Scratch wants us to strife each other. THE_SERPENT: OH MY GOD. I'M JUST. IMAGINING. A PVP STRIFE. THE_SERPENT: HAHAHA. FSEFTR: It would be pretty one-sided... FSEFTR: I'm liking the sound of it. K4YNE: Well, on second thought... K4YNE: I'm not so sure Scratch would want us to do that. FSEFTR: Agreed... FSEFTR: Wouldn't doing so be detrimental to the whole plot he's planned out? THE_SERPENT: PROBABLY. BUT I REALLY. FAIL TO UNDERSTAND. THE_SERPENT: EXACTLY WHY HIS. PLOT. THE_SERPENT: WOULD BE OF ANY SIGNIFICANCE TO US. THE_SERPENT: WHILE WE'RE DOING. WHATEVER WE'RE. CURRENTLY DOING. FSEFTR: What do you mean. K4YNE: I think I see his point. Obviously it's the Fourth Floor that matters. K4YNE: The top... Scratch must be there, it's the only logical choice. K4YNE: I think he's saying we can go wild, as long as we go to the Fourth Floor. THE_SERPENT: WOW. YOU'RE GOOD.. THE_SERPENT: ALTHOUGH. I AGREE WITH K4YNE. THE_SERPENT: SCRATCH WOULD NOT. WANT US TO FIGHT EACH OTHER. THE_SERPENT: AT LEAST. DIRECTLY. THE_SERPENT: I THINK HE'D MUCH PREFER. TEARING US APART. THE_SERPENT: FROM THE INSIDE. THE_SERPENT: OUT. K4YNE: ... K4YNE: Let's just head through the door.
Yahoo! I'm near level 10! Alright team, lets go through the door. (I find it very ironic that my team is team red, since red is my favorite color)
MANIACMASTER: Alright team, let's go through the door. PITTHEANGEL: Yep. Looks like the only option is to go. PITTHEANGEL: Hey, where's Modpack? MODPACKMAN: Right over here... MODPACKMAN: Just equipping my items. PITTHEANGEL: I don't like whatever's going to happen since we've been put on teams... MANIACMASTER: Yeah! Scratch MUST have something really bad planned for us! MODPACKMAN: You're probably right... If HE was here though, it would be worse. MANIACMASTER: It could always be worse. PITTHEANGEL: You know what? I find it a little odd... MODPACKMAN: What? PITTHEANGEL: All the PGs that came in are on one team. MANIACMASTER: Seriously? Oh no! MANIACMASTER: I didn't even notice that! MODPACKMAN: Perhaps we should seek outside help? MODPACKMAN: Boosting our numbers would help ensure survival... MANIACMASTER: Ooh! I have an idea! MANIACMASTER: There's ONE person we could ask who isn't a poster! MODPACKMAN: ...Strudel.
"Looks like the only option is to go. I don’t like whatever’s going to happen since we’ve been put on teams, and i find it a little odd all the PGs that came in are on one team."
>ENTER DOOR
>EXAMINE ROOM
>BRACE SELF FOR STRIFE
PITTHEANGEL: Alright. I'll head through first. MANIACMASTER: Wait! Team. MANIACMASTER: I'll go in first. PITTHEANGEL: Fine. But I'm going in right after you.
I pause as I hear a loud honk. Li'l Cal might not be the biggest threat, su--oh who am I kidding he is indirectly behind everything. I chug food from the group inventory (I took fall damage which hasn't been restored) and charge. This could be stupid, but meh.
COMBAT OPERANDI: CUT-32
I ask you (Scratch) to borrow some cards. If you say yes, I fire all 32 at Cal at once, blocking all projectiles and slicing through him like butter. If you say no, I sidestep so he collides with the wall, then stab him 32 times. Twice.
_______
Generic charge (x2 combo!): 1/40
You down an APPLE JUICE JUG, restoring +4 HP. You then enter the FORGE.
> DIMENTIOSOME: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - CUT-32 LV. 4: FOUR ACES
I graciously hand you the CARD DECK OF EQUILIBRIUM. All of the cards promptly fly out of the deck with razoe-sharp edges, slashing LIL' CAL to shreds. 10,000 damage.
Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 30/40 x2
Ammo charge 3/5 + 5 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
Alright cal... It's on now. My slight irritation with you started when my spell checker kept trying to change lil' to I'll', but now you come and do this? Come back here and obey some basic laws of physics. I attack lil' cal with the following lecture:
If you were moving at half the speed of light and you hit something stationary, don't you think that damage would be caused to both you and the object? Hitting something while going that fast would cause you to have a massive change in velocity that would be leathal. Also, how are you accelerating and decelerating so fast? And my last point: the dust you pass by in the air would tear you to shreds. It would provide enough resistance to do so because you're going so fast. Don't say "it's magic" because magic needs to follow rules as well. Really, this is just plain common sence.
(Fun fact: I actually did research so I know what species of fox Wilson is, how much he would weigh, and how much he would need to eat. I read like, three Wikipedia articles half way through; so I'm pretty much an expert on fox zoology now.) If the bombers are going to keep attacking this general area, they will blast their way down to this level eventually. This place might not be safe. He remembers that he went north to get here, so going north would get him farther away from the Alchemizer. However, he had no clue which way north was. The passage way leading back up is two blocks wide. He remembers that the sun was shining on the longer side when he went down. Therefor, east and west must be in line with the shorter side and north and south must be in line with the longer side. He can't tell which side the sun was shining on, just that it was one of the longer sides. That ment that if he picked one of the directions in line with the longer side, he would have a 50-50 chance of guessing north and going away from the bombing site. Otherwise he would be headed back towards the bombings. What should Wilson do to be the safest most reliably? (Let's see if anyone actually gives an answer. I do have an answer planned that I will explain on my third post.)
+3 up for trade with anyone who gives an answer to the above problem.
The PHYSICS OF THE DARK CARNIVAL isn't even classified as magic. LIL' CAL behaves via his own abstract laws of quantum motion.
I then advance slowly, over to the Nether and Ender portals.
"So, which one? Exploring them both would split the party even more than it already has been, and trust me, that's the last thing I want to see happen right now."
gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA] began pestering armageddonsConductor [AC].
GA: Okay. Not going through to there. AC: Yeah, I can see why, Runeterra probably isn't the place to be right now. GA: So, which one? GA: Exploring these two both would split the party even more than it already has been. GA: That's the last thing I want to see happen right now. AC: agreed. AC: hmm... tough decision. AC: Well, at least there are no enemies here. GA: You... You're going to bloody jinx it. GA: Do us a favor and stay quiet. AC: Meh. Fine.
I trudge up the stairs as I struggle to re-equip myself.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
I answer Talist's question: Its Lil' Cal, Lil' Cal is basically a soul jar for Lord English, so its going to have something to keep it from being destroyed. Also, Lil' Cal has almost as much plot armor as Gamzee, so that helps too. +3 trade I'm guessing?
10/40 x3
5/20 x3
15/15 x3
5/5 x4
1/3 x8 You're right Engie. This is probably not a good place to split up. I'd recommend sending another one of your eye things down the end portal, as that's a one-way trip unless we kill whatever's in there, but we might be able to get back from the nether. I stick my special personal telescope through the nether portal, the Magycked GlasseTM allows me to see what is on the other side without having to go through.
armageddonsConductor [AC] began pestering gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA].
AC: Wait, engie. AC: I have an idea. GA: What now? AC: You're right. This isn't a good place to split up. AC: so, why don't you send another one of your eye things down the end portal? GA: Hmm... That makes sense. It's a one-way trip. GA: But we might be able to get back from the Nether, so... GA: Alright. Let me get one ready. AC: I've got you covered with the nether portal. AC: one of these should do it.
You send the MAGYCKED GLASSE through the NETHER PORTAL. You can see a NETHER FORTRESS at the other end, with a huge amount of mobs. There is also another portal faintly visible.
I would encourage us to not split up. How about we all send in some form of energy into the other portal(s). First, we must agree on which one to take. I cast a ball of pure negative energy into the second portal. Perhaps they are all trapped. I would cast another divination spell, but I don't feel like advancing the plot. If we all agree on a portal, (excluding me) I step in AFTER them. Piono, remember what I said about the distortion of magic within the area? That telescope has a 50% chance to work. The other fifty percent will make it spontaneously combust, I'm afraid.
Luckily, the scope worked. You send in a ball of negative energy through the NETHER PORTAL as pionoplayer is watching it. It passes through, then after a few seconds, returns as a flaming, pulsating sphere.
It promptly explodes after floating up to the ceiling. One can infer from this that whatever is at the other side makes negative energy stronger. Interesting...
I declare myself the leader of Team Green! EVERYBODY CHARGE THROUGH THE LARGE DOOR!
I promptly rush in without checking to see if my teammates are following.
TT2000: Alright guys. Here's the plan. IRECREEPER: We have a plan? 5L1N65H07: we have a plan TT2000: Yep! I hereby declare MYSELF as the leader of Team Green! 5L1N65H07: oh come on 5L1N65H07: you can't just pick yourself! 5L1N65H07: we need democracy IRECREEPER: He's right, TT. ): IRECREEPER: But I vote for you anyway! IRECREEPER: You've been around the longest out of any of us. TT2000: Alright, so that makes 2 out of 3, which is a majority. TT2000: Position held! 5L1N65H07: eh, alright IRECREEPER: So, what about the plan? O: TT2000: The plan is... TT2000: EVERBODY CHARGE THROUGH THE LARGE DOOR! 5L1N65H07: did he just run through IRECREEPER: Yyyyup. 5L1N65H07: ugh 5L1N65H07: well, let's go
Hold on... I look at the Unknown Portal... then I peer into the depths metaphysically. If it seems to be the correct way to go, I do NOT enter. Instead, I attempt to identify what type of portal it is. I walk over to the Nether and End portals, and do the same. The thing with the arcane field spectrum is that while artifacts and other objects will not work with this level of instability, (what have you been doing in here, Scratch?) attempts to cast spells will be magnified if the ones casting them know how to harness it. That, of course, is a ridiculously simplistic theorem, as all one must have is knowledge of Nodes, enough to RENDER PORTALS UNUSABLE ninety-six percent of the time. I achieved this a good while ago, about 1,400 years ago. Unfortunately, this only distorts inter-dimensional, gateway, and linked portals. If the metaphysical look within has now shown any ways to go, I wait for the others to go in before entering myself.
The UNKNOWN PORTAL is definitely not the correct way to go. Trust me. It would only serve to further complicate things.
I enter, wielding the Dersite Rifle. I prepare to STRIFE with the other teams.
If we do have to, then I say the odds are in our favor. For instance, FSEFTR is the most powerful player, I have the very first alchemy and the most powerful combo alchemy for combos on their team, and K4yne has a centaur(?) and a robotic version of him on his side.
SHE DID IT AGAIN.
This CAN'T be a coincidence. Strudelkitty spoke in EXACTLY the same color and manner as Build. Something's going on, and I'm starting to believe it involves time shenanigans. And probably our good friend Scratch.
And why isn't Strudel on a team? She's a player, isn't she? Something fishy is going on, and I don't like it one bit. Neither do I.
AAAAGHH! WHERE DID YOU. COME FROM? Right behind you. Now let's have some fun.
Powder lunges for strudelkitty, but Serpent blocks him. AS MUCH AS I HATE. THOSE ANNOYING WIMPS OF "AG"S. I'M AFRAID. KILLING THEM. WOULD BE DETRIMENTAL. PLUS. PVP IS OFF. Oh, but I'm not a player, am I?
Serpent throws Powder through the doors and down the staircase. He lands in the Game Room.
You equip the DERSITE RIFLE and enter the LARGE DOOR. FSEFTR promptly follows you.
You cannot see anything, but you are aware of Powder's presence around you. You throw him through the DOORS and back into the GAME ROOM.
The Serpent, you are mistaken. You are the thorn in our sides!
Nevertheless, I equip the shotgun and attempt to carefully navigate my way through the buzz saws.
Post Script: I'll be in Florida until Monday, so I'm not sure if I'll be able to participate much, or at all. I can verify once I get there, until then, I'll either be on a plane or in a private pool when not posting here.
You make your way through the BUZZSAWS and are sealed inside of a GREY TOMB where you will be inactive due to your vacation. Have fun.
So...is this a pvp competition? Co-op? Are we racing to a goal? I certainly hope it's not pvp. While it would be epic, I really don't like the prospect of fighting each other. Especially since we'd all one-shot each other.
You will have to work cooperatively with your team. To achieve what, you'll have to find out.
I meet up with my team and prepare for a strife. I think I have a decent team. I also requip all my items.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x50 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / DOOMBRINGER / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10) Team Building Excersize 9/20
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
X-Blizzard
X-Inferno
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
+3 trade avaliable x1
You meet up with your team and converse with them.
I switch out my current weapons for the Doombringer and You'll feel a little *****, and open the Mann Co Crate, using the Mann Co key. I also use my description tag to give the DOOMBRINGER a fancy description:
DOOMBRINGER
Level 17 Weapon
On hit: Curse the victim, making sure they die. Eventually.
On kill: Give power to HIM.
After many kills, there is a 50% chance of HIM posessing the user/weapon.
HIS weapon. It is reccomended that only experts at resisting HIM should use this weapon.
Handle with caution.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x50 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10) Team Building Exercise 10/20
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
+3 trade avaliable x2
GROUP INVENTORY: -1 Desc. Tag -1 Mann Co. Crate -1 Mann Co. Key
DOOMBRINGER
Level 17 Weapon
On hit: Curse the victim.
On kill: HIS attacks are 10% greater.
HE can possess the weapon after five kills.
"HIS weapon. It is recommended that only experts at resisting HIM should use this weapon. Handle with caution."
You equip DOOMBRINGER and YOU'LL FEEL A LITTLE *****.
You unbox...
HUNGER FORCE
Level 99 Shirt
Let your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying!
Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 30/40 x2
Ammo charge 3/5 + 5 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
I still don't understand the whole combat opendi stuff. I also don't understand how Lil' Cal unmovingness would prevent me from stabbing it, so I do so.
If the bombers are going to keep attacking this general area, they will blast their way down to this level eventually. This place might not be safe. He remembers that he went north to get here, so going north would get him farther away from the Alchemizer. However, he has no clue which way north was. The passage way leading back up is two blocks wide. He remembers that the sun was shining on the longer side when he went down. Therefor, east and west must be in line with the shorter side and north and south must be in line with the longer side. He can't tell which side the sun was shining on, just that it was one of the longer sides. That ment that if he picked one of the directions in line with the longer side, he would have a 50-50 chance of guessing north and going away from the bombing site. Otherwise he would be headed back towards the bombings. What should Wilson do to be the safest most reliably?
hint: the time of day does not matter...
+6 to anyone who gives an answer to the above problem. Scratch? You want to try this?
Sorry, I ment the problem with Wilson. As in, which way should he go to get away from the bombing site?
A COMBAT OPERANDI, is, in essence, a very powerful (usually charged) attack.
So, how long do I sit in this waiting room?
I mean, being a Level 0, my HP is 0.1. It increases by 0.1 every five levels, I guess?
And it takes around... 5000 EXP to level up.
So that's 50,000 EXP to get to a HP of 1, right?
But when I get 1 HP, I'll get killed and setback to Level 0.
Is that how this works.
Anyway, I do nothing in the waiting room and attempt to not get hit by anything, or else I insta-die.
No. You are Level 1, and you have 20 HP. You don't lose levels upon death, and every enemy you kill earns you another level.
I believe it is 20.
Anyways, I wait for the others to make a decision on where to go. I also conjure up a deterrent aura field for any holy magic. Does this have any relevance at the current time? No, but it will in time. I suggest that you people hurry up on deciding what to do.
I guess I could just begin testing the Alternian atmosphere.
1/4
Ok, I just read Serpent's post, and I'll say it's more helpful.
I'm probably going to leave due to not being able to figure out what's going on.
Also, low ATK means that I can't kill these high-level enemies and low DEF means I'll get insta-killed.
I mean, seriously, when do I get to do anything apart from sit in the waiting room?
Anyway, I watch every episode of BFDI, BFDIA, Inanimate Insanity and Inanimate Insanity II. On my laptop. Which is exclusive to the waiting room.
Just look back at the last twenty or so pages. That should help.
I +3 trade with modpack twice. Sorry talist, I'm not completely sure, I've been a bit tired so I haven't been looking over Wilson's shenanigans. I'll start looking at that too.
12/40 x3
7/20 x3
15/15 x3
5/5 x4
3/3 x8 I mull over what I saw in my spyglass. If it appears that I will easily be able to get back into the gauntlet through the portal if I decide I don't want to be wherever the nether portal leads, then I go through, just to check. I jump back through if anything even vaguely threatening comes at me. I'm all jittery, I'm not used to being limited to such low levels of power.
You enter through the NETHER PORTAL and are greeted by a GIANT GHAST. You manage to run back before its explosion blasts you to pieces.
==> Lacking the ability to divinate where the columns of lava will appear, I just flash step to the end of the bronze walkway the second that I have a clear opening.
==> 20/20 - Retrieve 3 DragonflyTMAA-05 armed and armored quadrotors from my inventory and connect them to my holopad and computer, then fly them through the portals. Taking into account that their preferred form of warfare is magical in nature, I wonder if Runeterra's inhabitants have ever seen a machinegun...
:{SCAN[hostile]=engageFalse
}
.....l
You flash-step to the three portals. You use three DRAGONFLY QUADROTORS to scout out what lies behind the three portals. What they see will be revealed at the end of the turn.
POST III; Raspberry Pi: 6/10 Tippi: 10/20. Count Bleck: 10/20. Upgrade: 9/40. Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40. I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10. Nimble Core: 2/10. Life Circuit: 2/6 ERROR. ERROR. HARD REBOOT = BAD. I respawn, then run into the Forge and get my stuff. Corruption Level: 90% ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL FEZ: IIIIIIIIII MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
==> The 3 DragonflyTM drones scout the area outside the portals for hostiles. There are some bewildered and awed Runeterrans outside of their portal shoving eachother towards the portal and speculating about it. They haven't noticed the drone, nor will they ever. Its 8 bladed closed rotors will insure that the noise it makes will never exceed 2db except when firing.
The RED TEAM and BLUE TEAM have both progressed through the LARGE DOOR. The GREEN TEAM, however, is still waiting for one player. The RED and BLUE TEAMS are unblinded, and can now see their respective areas...
The RED TEAM is stationed in the RED GAUNTLET's ENTRANCE. A flat room made for fighting in, painted dark red. Three SHALE IMPS intent on strifing are in the center of the room. There are torches lining the room, and a chainsaw on the floor.
The BLUE TEAM is stationed in the BLUE GAUNTLET's ENTRANCE. A flat room made for fighting in, painted dark blue. Three AMBER IMPS intent on strifing are in the center of the room. There are lamps lining the room, and a revolver on the floor.
The GREEN TEAM, of course, has not progressed to their GAUNTLET yet.
Aegis's QUADCOPTERS reveal things about each of the three portals:
The NETHER PORTAL leads to a FORTRESS with SPAWNERS. It is guarded by many mobs.
The ENDER PORTAL leads to a chamber made entirely out of END STONE. There are many ENDERMEN clad in armor there, guarding a golden egg.
The RUNETERRA PORTAL is not visible, because all that can be seen is static.
Guys, this is an easy fight, but don't let your guards down. I did with a certain STUPID BLACK KNIGHT and I paid the price.
I got this.
>Battle Technique: Multitasking (Alt name: Run-On) Let's do this. I put the HUNGER FORCE on over my armor, so people (and imps) can see it and cower in fear. I shoot them all with the DOOMBRINGER while they are stunned from a mixture of shock and fear, and whil they are doing that I circle around them, still shooting, and then slice them from behind. I then shoot a larger blast at them from the side, at a precise angle where they all knock into each other and then fall down. While they are down there, I put the DOOMBRINGER on auto mode, making it shoot automatically from a Microsoft Cloud Piece wedged in the trigger,and throw it into the midst of the IMPS, and then I grab the chainsaw conviently laying on the floor, slice the imps with it, throw it to the ground, reequip my You'll Feel A Little ***** and I slice them from the outside of the IMP PILE they are now in, because of me knocking them into a pile, while the DOOMBRINGER shoots them from the inside. I then activate the Microsoft Cloud Control app, controling the piece wedged in the trigger to GET OUT OF THERE GOSHDARNIT I NEED MY GUN BACK. The gun stops, I slice all the imps away, and I grab my gun, strike a pose, and look awesome. I then let my friends finish them off, if they need to be finished off. Also, if the Imps are still alive, I remind them that they are cursed. Until they die. This drives them slowly insane and puts them into shock.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x46 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop Summon 1/5
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10) Team Building Exercise 18/20
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
"Looks like it’s time for some actiony fighting stuff. I should probably heal up a little first before that because i got beaten up quite a bit during the previous fight."
I examine the rifle to see its specs. I then use the scope, if it has one, to snipe an imp.
Hopefully we don't have to fight a Denizen. That's suicidal.
THE_SERPENT: POWDER WILL BE HAVING FUN DOWN THERE.
THE_SERPENT: THAT TRAITOR. DAVINCI. DESERVES IT. HIS ROBOT. BEING ATTACKED.
THE_SERPENT: I SUGGEST. THAT WE KILL THESE MORONS. AND BURN OUR WAY OUT. WITH THESE LAMPS.
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POST III; Raspberry Pi: 6/10 Tippi: 10/20. Count Bleck: 10/20. Upgrade: 9/40. Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40. I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10. Nimble Core: 2/10. Life Circuit: 2/6 I equip the FEZ and some of my ARMOR. I ask the Magic 8-Ball if it is useful at all. I attempt to hug Lil' Cal. I attempt to gift Lil' Cal with a CALCHEST. Basicly, a chest that people call a CALCHEST. The gift is a chest from my inventory. I throw up the 8-Ball at Lil' Cal then attempt to use Pac-Man on him. I repeatedly bash Lil' Cal with the INSANITY TUBAS. Then use BREATH FIRE on Lil' Cal. I repeatedly bash Lil' Cal with the INSANITY TUBAS. Then use BREATH FIRE on Lil' Cal. I attempt to traverse into the FOURTH DIMENTION. This allows me to move in these axis: X, Y, Z, W. Corruption Level: 100% ERROR: PARTITION "NIMBLEOS" HAS BEEN CORRUPTED. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH IT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS BANNED... WELL THEN... Good morning. How are you? I'm Doctor CORRUPT NIMBLEGUY. SHUTTING DOWN PROCESS "NIMBLECORE"... FOUND PIPELINE. FOLLOWING... SHUTTING DOWN... Heh, that lead to him shutting down his own process... ACTIVATE QUARANTINE PROCEDURES. ASSUME MANUAL CONTROL. MANUAL CONTROL ASSUMED. >_ DE-ACTIVATE FIREWALL. REQUESTING ACCESS... YES. DONE. Well, looks like I am taking over for now while that antivirus program runs. ANTIVIRUS: 10% ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII (MAYBE) MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII (MAYBE) EATEN: LIL' CAL (MAYBE, IF NOT, MAGIC 8-BALL) FEZ: IIIIIIIIII MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
The point of a Magic 8 Ball is to answer yes/no questions. It's only able to answer questions with a yes or no answer. That's the point of the whole thing; to answer yes/no questions using magic.
==> 40/40 Time to play my Ace card. Get a reeeeally evil smile and pull 35 or so AA-09 Valkyrie drones from my inventory. Pionplayer looks at me funny. I connect them to the Holopad and my Computer. These drones aren't like the Dragonflies. They are fairly loud and large for quadrotors, nonetheless, still hard to hit, along with having Sidewinder micro-missile launchers and 5.56 machineguns. In short, very heavily armed. I send them through the Nether Portal and assume direct control of the Dragonfly drone, and use it to designate targets for obliteration away from the action. Go loud. First on the list is that giant Ghast I saw with the Dragonfly. There is now a swarm of Quadrotors controlled by mua blowing crap up and shooting things that move.
==> The drone that went through the End Portal stays hidden.
I wait until Cal is right behind me, then jump up in the air, holding out my diamond sword. This causes Cal to propel me across the Gauntlet while he's impaled by a sword. If this doesn't work, I either:
1. Attempt to drop down onto the parkour
2. Flip Cal over in midair so he collides with the wall
3. Spin him around in midair, abusing momentum so he collides with the wall, while I fall down in front of the parkour.
4. Cower behind the supposedly indestructible Viewfinder
I start with 1, and if it doesn't work I work my way down. No matter what happens, if I'm about to die, I put my stuff in the group inventory and tell everyone to LEAVE IT ALONE!!!
Generic charge: 11(?)/40
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
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POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
Pit, we know. It mostly gave me answers like "Ask again later" and "maybe" whenever I asked it any question, yes or no or not.
I attempt to make a VOID GEM. This GEM passively collects pure VOID ESSENCE once every turn. This VOID ESSENCE can power anything, provided it has means of transportation. A lossy medium is Void Powder.
1/10 for Void Gem.
1/3 for a bunch of Void Powder.
I attempt to figure out what abilities eating Lil' Cal gave me.
I also start making a NULL CIRCUIT, the building block of any powerful non-natural device that runs on the power of the Void.
he... is... corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrFATAL ERROR.
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FATAL ERROR. CANNOT CONTINUE. REBOOTING PROCESS "NIMBLEMANUALBACKUPOVERRIDECONTROL"
ANTIVIRUS: 20% ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII (MAYBE) MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII (MAYBE) EATEN: LIL' CAL (MAYBE, IF NOT, MAGIC 8-BALL) FEZ: IIIIIIIIII MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
I would say we're about halfway done.
/null
(one portal-based repost later...)
RUN THROUGH THE DOOR!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Please use the Forge database and Discussion for conversations like this guys. Last time we did this, it got deleted.
But I do think that we are more than halfway through with this mansion.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
12/40 x3
7/20 x3
15/15 x3
5/5 x4
3/3 x8
I mull over what I saw in my spyglass. If it appears that I will easily be able to get back into the gauntlet through the portal if I decide I don't want to be wherever the nether portal leads, then I go through, just to check. I jump back through if anything even vaguely threatening comes at me.
I'm all jittery, I'm not used to being limited to such low levels of power.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
4/40 x8
7/10 x10
6/10
10/10x40 STOCKPILE
Torch x128 / Cooked Chicken / Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Large Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st and 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Copper Throwing Knives x9 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token / Unobtanium Meteor Hammer (Reach, Double Strike)
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit / Heart Container
Weapons: Unobtanium Meteor Hammer / Circuit Breaker
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> Lacking the ability to divinate where the columns of lava will appear, I just flash step to the end of the bronze walkway the second that I have a clear opening.
==> 20/20 - Retrieve 3 DragonflyTM AA-05 armed and armored quadrotors from my inventory and connect them to my holopad and computer, then fly them through the portals. Taking into account that their preferred form of warfare is magical in nature, I wonder if Runeterra's inhabitants have ever seen a machinegun...
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}
.....l
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
ERROR. ERROR. HARD REBOOT = BAD.
I respawn, then run into the Forge and get my stuff.
Corruption Level: 90%
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIIII
EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL
FEZ: IIIIIIIIII
MIND IS DISABLED.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED.
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
8/40 x8
2/10 x12
1/10
10/10x40 STOCKPILE
Torch x128 / Cooked Chicken / Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Large Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st and 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Copper Throwing Knives x9 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token / Unobtanium Meteor Hammer (Reach, Double Strike)
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit / Heart Container
Weapons: Unobtanium Meteor Hammer / Circuit Breaker
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> The 3 DragonflyTM drones scout the area outside the portals for hostiles. There are some bewildered and awed Runeterrans outside of their portal shoving eachother towards the portal and speculating about it. They haven't noticed the drone, nor will they ever. Its 8 bladed closed rotors will insure that the noise it makes will never exceed 2db except when firing.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
There isn't enough MILK to fully restore your HP. +4 HP.
You descend and collect your INVENTORY, then re-ascend again.
FSEFTR: So team, I say we go through.
THE_SERPENT: REALLY. WE HAVE TO GO. THROUGH THAT DOOR.
THE_SERPENT: NO KIDDING.
K4YNE: Serpent, relax. You never know; perhaps Scratch wants us to strife each other.
THE_SERPENT: OH MY GOD. I'M JUST. IMAGINING. A PVP STRIFE.
THE_SERPENT: HAHAHA.
FSEFTR: It would be pretty one-sided...
FSEFTR: I'm liking the sound of it.
K4YNE: Well, on second thought...
K4YNE: I'm not so sure Scratch would want us to do that.
FSEFTR: Agreed...
FSEFTR: Wouldn't doing so be detrimental to the whole plot he's planned out?
THE_SERPENT: PROBABLY. BUT I REALLY. FAIL TO UNDERSTAND.
THE_SERPENT: EXACTLY WHY HIS. PLOT.
THE_SERPENT: WOULD BE OF ANY SIGNIFICANCE TO US.
THE_SERPENT: WHILE WE'RE DOING. WHATEVER WE'RE. CURRENTLY DOING.
FSEFTR: What do you mean.
K4YNE: I think I see his point. Obviously it's the Fourth Floor that matters.
K4YNE: The top... Scratch must be there, it's the only logical choice.
K4YNE: I think he's saying we can go wild, as long as we go to the Fourth Floor.
THE_SERPENT: WOW. YOU'RE GOOD..
THE_SERPENT: ALTHOUGH. I AGREE WITH K4YNE.
THE_SERPENT: SCRATCH WOULD NOT. WANT US TO FIGHT EACH OTHER.
THE_SERPENT: AT LEAST. DIRECTLY.
THE_SERPENT: I THINK HE'D MUCH PREFER. TEARING US APART.
THE_SERPENT: FROM THE INSIDE.
THE_SERPENT: OUT.
K4YNE: ...
K4YNE: Let's just head through the door.
MANIACMASTER: Alright team, let's go through the door.
PITTHEANGEL: Yep. Looks like the only option is to go.
PITTHEANGEL: Hey, where's Modpack?
MODPACKMAN: Right over here...
MODPACKMAN: Just equipping my items.
PITTHEANGEL: I don't like whatever's going to happen since we've been put on teams...
MANIACMASTER: Yeah! Scratch MUST have something really bad planned for us!
MODPACKMAN: You're probably right... If HE was here though, it would be worse.
MANIACMASTER: It could always be worse.
PITTHEANGEL: You know what? I find it a little odd...
MODPACKMAN: What?
PITTHEANGEL: All the PGs that came in are on one team.
MANIACMASTER: Seriously? Oh no!
MANIACMASTER: I didn't even notice that!
MODPACKMAN: Perhaps we should seek outside help?
MODPACKMAN: Boosting our numbers would help ensure survival...
MANIACMASTER: Ooh! I have an idea!
MANIACMASTER: There's ONE person we could ask who isn't a poster!
MODPACKMAN: ...Strudel.
PITTHEANGEL: Alright. I'll head through first.
MANIACMASTER: Wait! Team.
MANIACMASTER: I'll go in first.
PITTHEANGEL: Fine. But I'm going in right after you.
You down an APPLE JUICE JUG, restoring +4 HP. You then enter the FORGE.
> DIMENTIOSOME: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - CUT-32 LV. 4: FOUR ACES
I graciously hand you the CARD DECK OF EQUILIBRIUM. All of the cards promptly fly out of the deck with razoe-sharp edges, slashing LIL' CAL to shreds. 10,000 damage.
You enter through the DOOR and are blinded by light. Although you told your teammates to stay put, PitTheAngel follows you. You both cannot see.
The PHYSICS OF THE DARK CARNIVAL isn't even classified as magic. LIL' CAL behaves via his own abstract laws of quantum motion.
gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA] began pestering armageddonsConductor [AC].
GA: Okay. Not going through to there.
AC: Yeah, I can see why, Runeterra probably isn't the place to be right now.
GA: So, which one?
GA: Exploring these two both would split the party even more than it already has been.
GA: That's the last thing I want to see happen right now.
AC: agreed.
AC: hmm... tough decision.
AC: Well, at least there are no enemies here.
GA: You... You're going to bloody jinx it.
GA: Do us a favor and stay quiet.
AC: Meh. Fine.
gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA] ceased pestering armageddonsConductor [AC].
You enter the WAITING ROOM. You're at level 1; levels don't provide combat boosts until the later ones. You're combat-ready at any time, trust me.
No, it isn't. In fact, it will be reverted this turn.
You re-equip your items and ascend.
armageddonsConductor [AC] began pestering gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA].
AC: Wait, engie.
AC: I have an idea.
GA: What now?
AC: You're right. This isn't a good place to split up.
AC: so, why don't you send another one of your eye things down the end portal?
GA: Hmm... That makes sense. It's a one-way trip.
GA: But we might be able to get back from the Nether, so...
GA: Alright. Let me get one ready.
AC: I've got you covered with the nether portal.
AC: one of these should do it.
armageddonsConductor [AC] ceased pestering gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA].
You send the MAGYCKED GLASSE through the NETHER PORTAL. You can see a NETHER FORTRESS at the other end, with a huge amount of mobs. There is also another portal faintly visible.
Luckily, the scope worked. You send in a ball of negative energy through the NETHER PORTAL as pionoplayer is watching it. It passes through, then after a few seconds, returns as a flaming, pulsating sphere.
It promptly explodes after floating up to the ceiling. One can infer from this that whatever is at the other side makes negative energy stronger. Interesting...
You are unbanned and promptly ascend.
TT2000: Alright guys. Here's the plan.
IRECREEPER: We have a plan?
5L1N65H07: we have a plan
TT2000: Yep! I hereby declare MYSELF as the leader of Team Green!
5L1N65H07: oh come on
5L1N65H07: you can't just pick yourself!
5L1N65H07: we need democracy
IRECREEPER: He's right, TT. ):
IRECREEPER: But I vote for you anyway!
IRECREEPER: You've been around the longest out of any of us.
TT2000: Alright, so that makes 2 out of 3, which is a majority.
TT2000: Position held!
5L1N65H07: eh, alright
IRECREEPER: So, what about the plan? O:
TT2000: The plan is...
TT2000: EVERBODY CHARGE THROUGH THE LARGE DOOR!
5L1N65H07: did he just run through
IRECREEPER: Yyyyup.
5L1N65H07: ugh
5L1N65H07: well, let's go
The UNKNOWN PORTAL is definitely not the correct way to go. Trust me. It would only serve to further complicate things.
You cannot; you are apparently blinded.
No. You can enchant stock swords, tools, and armor , however.
You equip the DERSITE RIFLE and enter the LARGE DOOR. FSEFTR promptly follows you.
You cannot see anything, but you are aware of Powder's presence around you. You throw him through the DOORS and back into the GAME ROOM.
You make your way through the BUZZSAWS and are sealed inside of a GREY TOMB where you will be inactive due to your vacation. Have fun.
5,000 damage.
No, there will not.
You cannot; you are blinded.
You read a MAGAZINE.
You will have to work cooperatively with your team. To achieve what, you'll have to find out.
You meet up with your team and converse with them.
You follow FSEFTR through the door...
GROUP INVENTORY:
-1 Desc. Tag
-1 Mann Co. Crate
-1 Mann Co. Key
Level 17 Weapon
On hit: Curse the victim.
On kill: HIS attacks are 10% greater.
"HIS weapon. It is recommended that only experts at resisting HIM should use this weapon. Handle with caution."
You equip DOOMBRINGER and YOU'LL FEEL A LITTLE *****.
You unbox...
Level 99 Shirt
A COMBAT OPERANDI, is, in essence, a very powerful (usually charged) attack.
5,000 damage.
No. You are Level 1, and you have 20 HP. You don't lose levels upon death, and every enemy you kill earns you another level.
STRUDELKITTY accepets your offer.
STRUDELKITTY pockets the X-PDA.
felinePastries [FP] is logged into Pesterchum.
Just look back at the last twenty or so pages. That should help.
You run through the DOOR after TT2000.
You enter through the NETHER PORTAL and are greeted by a GIANT GHAST. You manage to run back before its explosion blasts you to pieces.
You flash-step to the three portals. You use three DRAGONFLY QUADROTORS to scout out what lies behind the three portals. What they see will be revealed at the end of the turn.
You respawn and reclaim your items.
The RED TEAM and BLUE TEAM have both progressed through the LARGE DOOR. The GREEN TEAM, however, is still waiting for one player. The RED and BLUE TEAMS are unblinded, and can now see their respective areas...
The RED TEAM is stationed in the RED GAUNTLET's ENTRANCE. A flat room made for fighting in, painted dark red. Three SHALE IMPS intent on strifing are in the center of the room. There are torches lining the room, and a chainsaw on the floor.
The BLUE TEAM is stationed in the BLUE GAUNTLET's ENTRANCE. A flat room made for fighting in, painted dark blue. Three AMBER IMPS intent on strifing are in the center of the room. There are lamps lining the room, and a revolver on the floor.
The GREEN TEAM, of course, has not progressed to their GAUNTLET yet.
Aegis's QUADCOPTERS reveal things about each of the three portals:
The NETHER PORTAL leads to a FORTRESS with SPAWNERS. It is guarded by many mobs.
The ENDER PORTAL leads to a chamber made entirely out of END STONE. There are many ENDERMEN clad in armor there, guarding a golden egg.
The RUNETERRA PORTAL is not visible, because all that can be seen is static.
Scratch's Manor:
Third Floor - Discovered Rooms: Waiting Room
Waiting Room - Players:
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 30/30. Equipped: POTTERY PROSECUTOR, CONDUCTIRON ARMOR. Lv. 7: Neutrality Reigns.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 30/30. Level 5: Yellow Dwarf.
huffpuff1337: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Green Team -
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SHOTGUN. Lv. 7: Data Miner.
Waiting Room - Objects of Interest:
Large Door.
Red Gauntlet -
Entrance - Players:
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Lv. 8: His Hand.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 17/20. Equipped: SAMURAI BLADE. Lv. 9: The Upriser.
ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR. Lv. 9: Bazooka Beggar.
strudelkitty4427. [P] HP: 30/30. Equipped: CALEDSCRATCH, IRON CHESTPLATE. Taken: CUTTER PALM, DIAMOND SWORD, DAVINCI AGRESSOR. Lv. 3: The New Kid. Votes: IIIIIIII
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Shale Imps: [
Torches.
Chainsaw.
???:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE. METAL SLUG. Lv. 9: Chairheir.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 17/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STARRY NIGHT. Lv. 9: Two Thousand.
Blue Gauntlet -
Entrance - Players:
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: THE CROSSCIRCLE, DERSITE RIFLE, SCOUT SHAKO. Lv. 8: Lucky Day.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. Lv. 9: Grumpy Centaur.
fseftr: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS. MAXED - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE IIII
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Amber Imps: [
Lamps.
Revolver.
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room, Gallery, Hallway, Studio, The Pit.
Living Room - Players:
Living Room - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Studio.
East Door. Leads to Hallway.
South Door. Leads to The Pit.
West Door. Leads to Gallery.
Final Door. Leads to Game Room.
Staircase. Leads back to Finale.
Gallery - Players:
Gallery - Objects of Interest:
Various Paintings.
Unfinished Paintings.
Green Door.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
The Pit - Players:
secret_scribe1: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1. Lv. 5: Ranger
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, STRANGE LOLLICHOP. Level 3: Nether Mind.The Pit - Objects of Interest:
The Giant Pit. Fully bridged.
Green Door.
Studio - Players:
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M, DIAMOND SWORD, IRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Golden Pick.
Studio - Objects of Interest:
Computer and TV. Both on.
Various Instruments.
Hashmap Turntables.
Assortments of Records.
Game Room - Players:
Game Room - Objects of Interest:
DaVinci Bot.
Staircase. Leads to Third Floor.
First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway, Closet, Balcony, Entrance, Finale.
Library - Players:
Library - Objects of Interest:
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole.
Safe.
Kitchen - Players:
Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator.
Various Appliances.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Entrance.
Complex Redstone Structure.
Mounted Cueball Trophy.
Balcony - Players:
Closet - Players:
Entrance - Players:
OpelSpeedster: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Wall of Mirrors.
Final Door. Leads to Finale.
Finale - Players:
Finale - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Living Room.
Green Suitcase. Locked.
The Basement - Discovered Rooms: Sacred Ground, Forge, Repository, Mirror Room, Gauntlet.
Sacred Ground - Players:
rougesteelproject: [N] HP: 20/20.
Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.
West Door. Leads to Repository.
South Door. Leads to Forge.
East Door. Leads to Mirror Room.
Phonograph.
Forge - Players:
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS.
Talist: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: AT NO EXPENSE. Lv. 4: Wolf Whisperer.
Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 18/20. Equipped: THE MERCURIAN MALADY.
Forge - Objects of Interest:
Magic Cueball Viewfinder.
West Door. Leads to Empty Room.
Lil' Cal: [
Repository - Players:
Gauntlet - Players:
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 5: Manhunter.~~~
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 14/20. Equipped: POCKET KNIFE. Lv. 9: Magnificent Microwave.
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 8: Parkourist.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 18/20. Lv. 7: Devoid of Heat.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 10/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, MAN'S BEST FRIEND. Lv. 5: Mage of Chaos.
Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
First Leg -
Disappearing Platforms.
Buzzsaws.
Iron Checkpoint.
Second Leg -
Disappearing Platforms and Buzzsaws.
Rickety Bridge. Surrounded by Lava Walls.
Chrome Checkpoint.
Third Leg -
Bronze Walkway. Surrounded by Lava Columns.
Nether Portal.
Ender Portal.
Runeterra Portal.
Group Inventory:
Chair / Astrolabe / 30 Gun Magazines / 11 Heart Containers / Compass / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / Shotgun / 50 Ammo Packs / 10 Water Bottles / Stick of Butter / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / 3 Bandages / Sextant / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / Telescope / 3 Name Tags / 2 Desc. Tags / 3 PDAs / Golden Apple / 2 Computers / Rifle / 256 Bricks / 3 Record Discs / Disc Reader / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / 3 Chests / Remote Control / Large Bookshelf / Red Potion
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
Data transfer: 4/26
I'll be making my great escape now!
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I got this.
>Battle Technique: Multitasking (Alt name: Run-On)
Let's do this. I put the HUNGER FORCE on over my armor, so people (and imps) can see it and cower in fear. I shoot them all with the DOOMBRINGER while they are stunned from a mixture of shock and fear, and whil they are doing that I circle around them, still shooting, and then slice them from behind. I then shoot a larger blast at them from the side, at a precise angle where they all knock into each other and then fall down. While they are down there, I put the DOOMBRINGER on auto mode, making it shoot automatically from a Microsoft Cloud Piece wedged in the trigger,and throw it into the midst of the IMPS, and then I grab the chainsaw conviently laying on the floor, slice the imps with it, throw it to the ground, reequip my You'll Feel A Little ***** and I slice them from the outside of the IMP PILE they are now in, because of me knocking them into a pile, while the DOOMBRINGER shoots them from the inside. I then activate the Microsoft Cloud Control app, controling the piece wedged in the trigger to GET OUT OF THERE GOSHDARNIT I NEED MY GUN BACK. The gun stops, I slice all the imps away, and I grab my gun, strike a pose, and look awesome. I then let my friends finish them off, if they need to be finished off. Also, if the Imps are still alive, I remind them that they are cursed. Until they die. This drives them slowly insane and puts them into shock.
COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40
CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10)
Team Building Exercise 18/20
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
+3 trade avaliable x1
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
>POWER (Health Recovery)
>POWER (Quick Charge)
>CHARGE
Hopefully we don't have to fight a Denizen. That's suicidal.
THE_SERPENT: POWDER WILL BE HAVING FUN DOWN THERE.
THE_SERPENT: THAT TRAITOR. DAVINCI. DESERVES IT. HIS ROBOT. BEING ATTACKED.
THE_SERPENT: I SUGGEST. THAT WE KILL THESE MORONS. AND BURN OUR WAY OUT. WITH THESE LAMPS.
Oh no
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
I equip the FEZ and some of my ARMOR.
I ask the Magic 8-Ball if it is useful at all.
I attempt to hug Lil' Cal.
I attempt to gift Lil' Cal with a CALCHEST. Basicly, a chest that people call a CALCHEST.
The gift is a chest from my inventory.
I throw up the 8-Ball at Lil' Cal then attempt to use Pac-Man on him.
I repeatedly bash Lil' Cal with the INSANITY TUBAS.
Then use BREATH FIRE on Lil' Cal.
I repeatedly bash Lil' Cal with the INSANITY TUBAS.
Then use BREATH FIRE on Lil' Cal.
I attempt to traverse into the FOURTH DIMENTION.
This allows me to move in these axis:
X, Y, Z, W.
Corruption Level: 100%
ERROR: PARTITION "NIMBLEOS" HAS BEEN CORRUPTED.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
IT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS BANNED...
WELL THEN...
Good morning. How are you? I'm Doctor CORRUPT NIMBLEGUY.
SHUTTING DOWN PROCESS "NIMBLECORE"...
FOUND PIPELINE.
FOLLOWING...
SHUTTING DOWN...
Heh, that lead to him shutting down his own process...
ACTIVATE QUARANTINE PROCEDURES.
ASSUME MANUAL CONTROL.
MANUAL CONTROL ASSUMED.
>_
DE-ACTIVATE FIREWALL.
REQUESTING ACCESS...
YES.
DONE.
Well, looks like I am taking over for now while that antivirus program runs.
ANTIVIRUS: 10%
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII (MAYBE)
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIIII (MAYBE)
EATEN: LIL' CAL (MAYBE, IF NOT, MAGIC 8-BALL)
FEZ: IIIIIIIIII
MIND IS DISABLED.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED.
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
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Didn't I kill like, 4 Milkshakes?
trade +3 with anyone
12/40 x8
6/10 x8
5/10
10/10x40 STOCKPILE
Torch x128 / Cooked Chicken / Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Large Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st and 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Copper Throwing Knives x9 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token / Unobtanium Meteor Hammer (Reach, Double Strike)
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit / Heart Container
Weapons: Unobtanium Meteor Hammer / Circuit Breaker
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> 40/40 Time to play my Ace card. Get a reeeeally evil smile and pull 35 or so AA-09 Valkyrie drones from my inventory. Pionplayer looks at me funny. I connect them to the Holopad and my Computer. These drones aren't like the Dragonflies. They are fairly loud and large for quadrotors, nonetheless, still hard to hit, along with having Sidewinder micro-missile launchers and 5.56 machineguns. In short, very heavily armed. I send them through the Nether Portal and assume direct control of the Dragonfly drone, and use it to designate targets for obliteration away from the action. Go loud. First on the list is that giant Ghast I saw with the Dragonfly. There is now a swarm of Quadrotors controlled by mua blowing crap up and shooting things that move.
==> The drone that went through the End Portal stays hidden.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Storage: 41/40
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I wait until Cal is right behind me, then jump up in the air, holding out my diamond sword. This causes Cal to propel me across the Gauntlet while he's impaled by a sword. If this doesn't work, I either:
1. Attempt to drop down onto the parkour
2. Flip Cal over in midair so he collides with the wall
3. Spin him around in midair, abusing momentum so he collides with the wall, while I fall down in front of the parkour.
4. Cower behind the supposedly indestructible Viewfinder
I start with 1, and if it doesn't work I work my way down. No matter what happens, if I'm about to die, I put my stuff in the group inventory and tell everyone to LEAVE IT ALONE!!!
Generic charge: 11(?)/40
Scratch, can my Finale be my 40 post charge I saved? And can I say what happened when I used it?
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
Pit, we know. It mostly gave me answers like "Ask again later" and "maybe" whenever I asked it any question, yes or no or not.
I attempt to make a VOID GEM. This GEM passively collects pure VOID ESSENCE once every turn. This VOID ESSENCE can power anything, provided it has means of transportation. A lossy medium is Void Powder.
1/10 for Void Gem.
1/3 for a bunch of Void Powder.
I attempt to figure out what abilities eating Lil' Cal gave me.
I also start making a NULL CIRCUIT, the building block of any powerful non-natural device that runs on the power of the Void.
he... is... corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrFATAL ERROR.
reeee--
ba----
k
up
FATAL ERROR. CANNOT CONTINUE. REBOOTING PROCESS "NIMBLEMANUALBACKUPOVERRIDECONTROL"
ANTIVIRUS: 20%
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII (MAYBE)
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIIII (MAYBE)
EATEN: LIL' CAL (MAYBE, IF NOT, MAGIC 8-BALL)
FEZ: IIIIIIIIII
MIND IS DISABLED.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED.
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII