Ok, got it. I'll attack on the off chance that they live on.
>Battle Techique: Put your corpse in the air like you just don't care. I rapid-fire shoot a Shale Imp. I then slice it up, and then jump up and slice-smash it down to the ground.
Wait. I didn't do that. Who could possibly be controlling my attacks and bad puns- CHAOS.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x46 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop Summon 2/5
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10) Team Building Exercise 19/20
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 1/10
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
+3 trade avaliable x2
Yo pit and maniac, would you kindly trade these with me?
I examine the room I'm in. If that's pointless, then I turn the PDA on, Enter the password HUMAN and examine the results.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
I +3 trade with aegis
14/40 x3
9/20 x3
15/15 x3
5/5 x4
2/3 x9 Engie, we head for the nether. Aegis has already unleashed a massive drone swarm. Aegis, we need that splash potion of fire control you should still have from the cross into Scratch's house, or at least the splash potion of fire resistance. Once he hits everyone on the chrome platform (entire group with one potion, very useful) I rush through the portal. 3/3 expended! Combat Operandi: Northern Wind! Void of Heat will extremely useful here, ice magic strong enough to cancel out even the forces of the nether. Heh. As I jump out of the portal I swing the sword upwards, and a howling gale of ice and cold rushes through the nether fortress, harming blazes and screwing with fire attacks as well as frosting over most of the blocks for several rounds. Whether or not this does anything other than make life miserable for the blazes, I don't know.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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If every enemy you kill grants you another level, why didn't I get a level for insta-killing that flying demon?
2/4
Anyways, the End seems to have the egg of a dragon manipulated by alchemy, while there is a great deal of enemies to fight in the Nether. Since about 13% of my power comes from the Void, and the End levitates above the Void, I think I shall go in. Plus, there are Endermen there; are they not neutral? Even if there doesn't seem to be a way out. I know Endermen like gifts, so I walk up to the End portal carefully and toss my diamond sword in lightly, as to not hit anything. There is a note on in saying: "Friends?" I wait for their reaction via telepathy. Then, I send a levitating sphere of positive energy halfway through the portal.
And engie, please refrain from invoking very tall, thin, demonic entities via Operator Symbols. It'll just consume all of our souls (everyone in the Manor) and leave. [muttering] they're supposed to protect you, but...[/muttering]
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
I +3 trade with modpack
16/40 x3
11/20 x3
15/15 x3
1/5 x4
3/3 x9 I rush in down the bridge to the nether fortress. 3/3 expended! 3/3 expended! battle strategem: Gunblade! I pull out broken uraniums umbrage and the microsoft mashup as I draw near the first enemies. I hack and slash my way through enemies, not stopping to make sure they are completely dead before moving on, but making sure I hit them off the bridge into the lava below. I use Microsoft Mashup in my other hand to shoot enemies such as ghasts which try to strike me from afar, or just to clear my path.
"I'd rather not head through the Ender portal right now. Nether portal it is."
I flashstep in, scan my surroundings, single out the 5 entities most hazardous to me right now, and equip something vaguely similar to a flamethrower, except a shiny, chrome, grey colour.
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I think I would rather not enter the Nether. Whether the results of my tests were positive or negative, I jump into the End portal, taking a sample of air before entering to continue my charge.
3/4
If my earlier tests gave positive results, I look around the area, carefully avoiding the eyes of the Endermen, not yet grabbing the egg.
If the tests gave negative results (i.e. The orb exploding, the sword given not being accepted, etc.) I jump in, draw Man's Best Friend and use it to subdue the Endermen with telekinetic mind blasts. I then attempt to dig out of the room onto the surface of the island, the proximity to the Void energizing me. I either use the diamond pickaxe or transmute the Endstone into stone, which is picked up by the subdued Endermen.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
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Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 31/40 x2
Ammo charge 4/5 + 5 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
Quantum movement? That's movement that can be quantified. Are you saying that Cal can only move in increments of some number? That's like saying Cal is pixelated and can only move one pixel at a time. In that case, Cal doesn't move at half the speed of light. Cal is just in one place and then in another place. With quantum movement there is no in between. I'm probably reading into this way too far. But let's be honest, you kinda deserve it Scratch. The prefix quantum doesn't scare me off... Anyway, I crush Cal with the hilt of my blade.
I suppose no one does read these. Oh well, I'm still having more fun narrating this than I am in the manor.
Wilson should pick a direction in line with the shorter side of the passage leading in. That way he is sure to get at least slightly farther away from the bombings rather than having a half chance at it. Random.org says he goes... West. Wilson sorts through the chest to leave behind some of the less valuable things like the bread and cookies. He gets out of the pool and starts to shake himself off, but stops upon getting the shot of agony his burns cause him. So, dripping wet, he heads down one of the west passages. He comes across some coal left in the walls. He brushes some of the dust into his bottle. (No one but me will know why) He'll use it as a last resort. Sure, not a very good last resort, it will taste horrible and be somewhat toxic, but better than dying of food poisoning.
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
7/?? K4yne Super: Bait n' Bash
THE_SERPENT: POWDER WILL BE HAVING FUN DOWN THERE.
THE_SERPENT: THAT TRAITOR. DAVINCI. DESERVES IT.
THE_SERPENT: I SUGGEST. THAT WE KILL THESE MORONS. AND BURN OUR WAY OUT. WITH THESE LAMPS. K4YNE: WHILE I LOVE THE SOUND OF BURNING. THIS TAG TEAM THINGY IS NOT MY STYLE. wait a sec K4YNE: HHHHHHhhhhhnnng. There. I am back. Good thing i could count on Hogan being bored. K4YNE: Anyway, killing the imps. Good idea. I was starting to get bored.
> K4yne: Return to weapon set A. Hellspawn the Imps. > R. K.: Read the next chapter of pesterchum 101. Because.
Current Person in Control of BD-014: K4yne [Lawful Whatever]
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Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
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1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
THE_SERPENT: POWDER WILL BE HAVING FUN DOWN THERE. THE_SERPENT: THAT TRAITOR. DAVINCI. DESERVES IT. THE_SERPENT: I SUGGEST. THAT WE KILL THESE MORONS. AND BURN OUR WAY OUT. WITH THESE LAMPS. K4YNE: WHILE I LOVE THE SOUND OF BURNING. THIS TAG TEAM THINGY IS NOT MY STYLE. wait a sec K4YNE: HHHHHHhhhhhnnng. There. I am back. Good thing i could count on Hogan being bored. K4YNE: Anyway, killing the imps. Good idea. I was starting to get bored. FSEFTR: I think the Scratch will advance us automatically once the imps are dead. FSEFTR: But I can't turn down gratuitously destroying something either. FSEFTR: I just find it suspicious how little health they have. FSEFTR: Also, it's fine if you don't want to charge, but could you +3 me?
>Battle Techique: Heads will roll. I take the weakest imp (if any of them are still alive) and decapitiate them.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x46 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop Summon 3/5 / $$$ Summon 1/5
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10) Team Building Exercise 20/20
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 8/10
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
I Hell's Instrument an imp. If all are dead, I take a lantern and SET FIIIIIIRE TO THE WALLS!!!!!!!!!!!
It's lucky The Crosscircle is fireproof. Hopefully the wall isn't.
>Battle Techique: Put your corpse in the air like you just don't care.
I rapid-fire shoot a Shale Imp. I then slice it up, and then jump up and slice-smash it down to the ground.
Wait. I didn't do that. Who could possibly be controlling my attacks and bad puns- CHAOS.
COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40
CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10)
Team Building Exercise 19/20
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 1/10
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
+3 trade avaliable x2
Yo pit and maniac, would you kindly trade these with me?
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
12/40 x8
6/10 x8
5/10
10/10x40 STOCKPILE
Torch x128 / Cooked Chicken / Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Large Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st and 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Copper Throwing Knives x9 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token / Unobtanium Meteor Hammer (Reach, Double Strike)
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit / Heart Container
Weapons: Unobtanium Meteor Hammer / Circuit Breaker
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> Watch the carnage from my holopad with amusement. I wonder if minecraft mobs have ever seen machineguns?
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
I get the Imp in a headlock, throw it to the ground, and stab it in the face!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
Level 5: Yellow Dwarf
20/20 health
HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ARMISTYX. Level 5: Yellow Dwarf
I toss a Third Eye into the Ender portal.
"...Odd. Static. But that's impossible, I designed these myself. Unless..."
"Persistent piece of sh-"
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
14/40 x3
9/20 x3
15/15 x3
5/5 x4
2/3 x9
Engie, we head for the nether. Aegis has already unleashed a massive drone swarm.
Aegis, we need that splash potion of fire control you should still have from the cross into Scratch's house, or at least the splash potion of fire resistance.
Once he hits everyone on the chrome platform (entire group with one potion, very useful) I rush through the portal.
3/3 expended!
Combat Operandi: Northern Wind!
Void of Heat will extremely useful here, ice magic strong enough to cancel out even the forces of the nether. Heh.
As I jump out of the portal I swing the sword upwards, and a howling gale of ice and cold rushes through the nether fortress, harming blazes and screwing with fire attacks as well as frosting over most of the blocks for several rounds. Whether or not this does anything other than make life miserable for the blazes, I don't know.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
2/4
Anyways, the End seems to have the egg of a dragon manipulated by alchemy, while there is a great deal of enemies to fight in the Nether. Since about 13% of my power comes from the Void, and the End levitates above the Void, I think I shall go in. Plus, there are Endermen there; are they not neutral? Even if there doesn't seem to be a way out. I know Endermen like gifts, so I walk up to the End portal carefully and toss my diamond sword in lightly, as to not hit anything. There is a note on in saying: "Friends?" I wait for their reaction via telepathy. Then, I send a levitating sphere of positive energy halfway through the portal.
And engie, please refrain from invoking very tall, thin, demonic entities via Operator Symbols. It'll just consume all of our souls (everyone in the Manor) and leave. [muttering] they're supposed to protect you, but...[/muttering]
16/40 x3
11/20 x3
15/15 x3
1/5 x4
3/3 x9
I rush in down the bridge to the nether fortress.
3/3 expended! 3/3 expended!
battle strategem: Gunblade!
I pull out broken uraniums umbrage and the microsoft mashup as I draw near the first enemies. I hack and slash my way through enemies, not stopping to make sure they are completely dead before moving on, but making sure I hit them off the bridge into the lava below. I use Microsoft Mashup in my other hand to shoot enemies such as ghasts which try to strike me from afar, or just to clear my path.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I flashstep in, scan my surroundings, single out the 5 entities most hazardous to me right now, and equip something vaguely similar to a flamethrower, except a shiny, chrome, grey colour.
"Nitrogen Gun. This one's my personal one."
I then open... ice?... on the enemies.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
3/4
If my earlier tests gave positive results, I look around the area, carefully avoiding the eyes of the Endermen, not yet grabbing the egg.
If the tests gave negative results (i.e. The orb exploding, the sword given not being accepted, etc.) I jump in, draw Man's Best Friend and use it to subdue the Endermen with telekinetic mind blasts. I then attempt to dig out of the room onto the surface of the island, the proximity to the Void energizing me. I either use the diamond pickaxe or transmute the Endstone into stone, which is picked up by the subdued Endermen.
Next entity 40/40unavailableRandom stockpile charge. 31/40 x2
Ammo charge 4/5 + 5 stocked +
9 stockedunavailableQuantum movement? That's movement that can be quantified. Are you saying that Cal can only move in increments of some number? That's like saying Cal is pixelated and can only move one pixel at a time. In that case, Cal doesn't move at half the speed of light. Cal is just in one place and then in another place. With quantum movement there is no in between. I'm probably reading into this way too far. But let's be honest, you kinda deserve it Scratch. The prefix quantum doesn't scare me off... Anyway, I crush Cal with the hilt of my blade.
+3 up for trade x3
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Storm Hammer: Ready
Charge: 1/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
Storm Hammer: Ready
I help out my team (if I have one) by healing them.
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
7/?? K4yne Super: Bait n' Bash
THE_SERPENT: THAT TRAITOR. DAVINCI. DESERVES IT.
THE_SERPENT: I SUGGEST. THAT WE KILL THESE MORONS. AND BURN OUR WAY OUT. WITH THESE LAMPS.
K4YNE: WHILE I LOVE THE SOUND OF BURNING. THIS TAG TEAM THINGY IS NOT MY STYLE. wait a sec
K4YNE: HHHHHHhhhhhnnng. There. I am back. Good thing i could count on Hogan being bored.
K4YNE: Anyway, killing the imps. Good idea. I was starting to get bored.
> K4yne: Return to weapon set A. Hellspawn the Imps.
> R. K.: Read the next chapter of pesterchum 101. Because.
License Board Stats
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Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
3x Cheese
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
40/40 x3
2/40 x2
14/15
I red barrel an imp
THE_SERPENT: POWDER WILL BE HAVING FUN DOWN THERE.
THE_SERPENT: THAT TRAITOR. DAVINCI. DESERVES IT.
THE_SERPENT: I SUGGEST. THAT WE KILL THESE MORONS. AND BURN OUR WAY OUT. WITH THESE LAMPS.
K4YNE: WHILE I LOVE THE SOUND OF BURNING. THIS TAG TEAM THINGY IS NOT MY STYLE. wait a sec
K4YNE: HHHHHHhhhhhnnng. There. I am back. Good thing i could count on Hogan being bored.
K4YNE: Anyway, killing the imps. Good idea. I was starting to get bored. FSEFTR: I think the Scratch will advance us automatically once the imps are dead.
FSEFTR: But I can't turn down gratuitously destroying something either.
FSEFTR: I just find it suspicious how little health they have.
FSEFTR: Also, it's fine if you don't want to charge, but could you +3 me?
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
8/?? K4yne Super: Bait n' Bash
> K4yne: Keep Hellspawning these little beeps. +3 fseftr.
> R. K.: Maroon Marvel the Imps. Otherwise, victory dance.
License Board Stats
17 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
3x Cheese
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I take the weakest imp (if any of them are still alive) and decapitiate them.
COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40
CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10)
Team Building Exercise 20/20
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 8/10
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
+3 trade avaliable x1
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
It's lucky The Crosscircle is fireproof. Hopefully the wall isn't.
Oh no
I'll be making my great escape now!