The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I fire a bolt of pure ice at the dragon. I then ask the Endermen (without looking at them) "tnaw uoy tahw siht si? Shall I slay it?" I begin charging up some sort of finisher, even if I'm not even close to slaying it. If they answer yes, I fire off a succession of arcane blasts, then impale the dragon with Man's Best Friend. If they say no, I telekinetically hold the dragon in place and ask why they told me to slay it. I then hold up a shield of energy to protect myself from the dragon's inevitable attack.
1/5
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
I clean up after Maniac's mess, and use my weapons to finish off any thing left behind in the room. I then examine the room.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x46 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop Summon 5/5 / $$$ Summon 3/5 / Heart Container
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10) Team Building Exercise 20/20 Sneaky Sneaky 2/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
I make sure that no enemy is left in the room, so I use my weapons to finish them off again. I then follow Maniac.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x46 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ Summon 4/5 / Heart Container
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10) Team Building Exercise 20/20 Sneaky Sneaky 6/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Given that I still have no Idea who's on my team, or where I am, given that I'm "Traveling to my team", I begin charging Combat Operandi: Unnecessarily Complex Device 1/5
I also attack any non-player enemies I can reach, with auto-shotty, candy axe, or New Sword.
If there are any available Mann Co Crate/Key combos, I use one of each together.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I repeatedly slice at the dragon's head (I brought it down telekinetically) if the Endermen said yes. If they said no, I energize the energy shield from last post. I wonder what that egg does...
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
I +3 modpack.
22/40 x3
17/20 x3
15/15 x3
5/5 x5
3/3 x9
in the gauntlet, a lone humanoid figure, standing on a platform of shining metal flips the gorilla out. Oh light, voids, plagues, brazilnuts. Bloody Sheogrttzal's Brain on a Stick. I need to leave I need to leave I need to leave.
With that, pionoplayer types in a hurried message on his wristtop, a portal slashes through the air, and he jumps through. The portal closes silently, leaving the platform empty.
Piono has hit level 7 as a consequence of becoming the commanding character.
I put out a +3 trade.
17/40 x3
12/20 x3
15/15 x3
5/5 x4
3/3 x9
It seems I'm getting a message from future Serpent... No. nonnonononononono. Scratch. I must go now. Please. You must release me. Take piono in my place, set him up as the player, whatever. I have to leave. Please. I've printed the above conversation. Please. I must go! I make a small frozen area with the Void of Heat, distracting the mobs on the bridge, then quickly rush back through the nether portal. I don't have time. I must make ready for my departure.
Oh, Eric. It seems you have to go? Well, Eric, I'm sure that for you, I can make an exception, what with you, Eric, being highly regarded in the Multiversal Parliament or whatever society you have co-founded to keep your inane ramblings in check.
I will allow Piono to play as you in your absence. However, there is a clause in this makeshift contract, Eric. I thought you should know. Piono will play as you...
I enter the door. Actually, I pick up one of the imp bodies and throw it into the next room first, Problem Sleuth style. That was so cold-blooded.
So Future Serpent's talked to you, has he, pionoplayer? That little meddling twit. Always messing with my plans. Well, now I guess I can have some fun with piono, and nothing is going to stop me.
im not going to /\llow th/\t though
Fine. You have your way, for now. Not that you could really stop me. I just am tired of you annoying me.
You open the DOOR and carry the body of a SHALE IMP through in a very hard-boiled manner. You enter the VERDANA of your GAUNTLET. It is a narrow hallway guarded by railings. A clear view of the outside city is visible. Somehow, a large SULFUR OGRE fits in the space provided by the high ceiling. He looks to strife you, and is unfazed by the body you throw at him. There is a PAINTING on the wall, and tables near the railing.
POST III; Raspberry Pi: 6/10 Tippi: 10/20. Count Bleck: 10/20. Upgrade: 9/40. Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40. I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10. Nimble Core: 2/10. Life Circuit: 2/6 I accept pionoplayer's +3 trade. It is the post above mine. I +3 pionoplayer. Nimbleguy did not get corrupted from wearing the Fez. Corruption has been slowly eating away at him for 9 posts. It was that purple percent at the bottom of these post things. Hmmm 5/40 Void Gem. +3d 2/10 Void Powder. 1/40 Fez Upgrade: VOID. This FEZ UPGRADE will let me use the POWER OF THE VOID, from the VODI GEM, to energize the Fez and let me traverse dimensions. This will need a full FEZ ABILITY BAR and a full VOID GEM POWER BAR. I put in random coordinates and universe B on he viewfinder. I then pry open the button panel to do SCIENCE! by inspecting the wiring. I send electric signals through all the wires and see what it does on the viewfinder screen. ANTIVIRUS: 30% ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL FEZ: IIIIIIIIII MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
I'll make it clear. It would take around 4,000 posts to make a FEZ that could traverse in two dimensions. It would take 16,000,000 to make a FEZ that could traverse in three. It would take 256,000,000,000,000 posts to make a FEZ that could traverse in four.
Your quest is futile, sorry to say.
You cannot use the VIEWFINDER. It must recharge first.
==> I jump through the Nether Portal. I'm not going with Erelye. He might get me killed again <.<
The drones were just a one-time thing. They were to clear out the Nether and possibly the End.
If it still doesn't go through, I just RAMPAGE.
I'M BACK! Wellp, time to read a massive backlog to find out what I missed You, uh, you may have the volumeWhat's that you say?{sound of imploding eardrums} Whatever, I'll just give all AGs +1.
{Oh, by the by, thank you for the good wishes, Game Master, my mother no longer has cancer, it would appear }
Welcome back, Amperz4nd. I was beginning to think you had gone for good.
Ok guys, this seems suspicous. Be careful, there is probably a deadly trap/puzzle/enemy in there.
I take a heart container from the group inventory, just in case I get attacked.
I stealtihly enter the door, preparing my weapons, and getting ready for a strife.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x46 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop Summon 4/5 / $$$ Summon 2/5 / Heart Container
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10) Team Building Exercise 20/20 Sneaky Sneaky 1/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
+3 trade avaliable x1
GROUP INVENTORY: -1 Heart Container
You take out a HEART CONTAINER, preparing for strife, and enter the DOOR.
You enter the VERDANA of your GAUNTLET. It is a narrow hallway guarded by railings. A clear view of the outside city is visible. Somehow, a large CRUDE OGRE fits in the space provided by the high ceiling. He looks to strife you. There is a DECORATIVE SWORD on the wall, and chairs near the railing.
Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 3/40 x3 (3 trade with Aegis and 3 trade with Modpack)
Ammo charge 2/5 + 6 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
Ah ha ha ha! Ahh.. For me, that was the greatest thing to ever happen in this manor. I blew up a puppet with candy corn and a little science. Granted, he was probably at around 5,000 health left, but it was still great.
Quantum movement isn't automatically a paradox. It just means you can only move in increments of some number. If the number was, say, a meter, you would have to get from A to B in "hops" of one meter. If the distance between the two points was something indivisible by a meter, like four and a half meters, well tough. It is impossible for you to ever exist in that location. You would "hop" half a meter over it. I use hops in quotation marks because there isn't any real motion involved. You just are in your starting location and then you are in the ending location. Teleportation if you will. With this definition, Cal would have no velocity and thus cannot damage things with movement unless he "hopped" and ended up inside of said thing. And if that happens, you have electromagnetic forces pushing and pulling and such. So you would probably end up with some rather messy results.
Still laughing, I make my way across the now mostly empty gauntlet to the portals.
Wilson wakes as dust falls into his eyes from the roof. He is greeted with a pair of green, speckled feet. He looks up, and then up again to see that it is a creeper wandering the caves. However, the creeper ignores him. "Their war is with humanity, not with my kind" Wilson thinks to himself as he gets up. Wilson stretches, noting that the burns are less intense now. Looking in the obsidian reflection, he also notes that his fur has regained some color. He takes a deep breath... And inhales more dust that has fallen from the roof. With his head clearing, Wilson hears a rumbling in the distance, followed by yet more dust being dislodged from the ceiling. He suddenly remembers about the bombings. Those were still going? How long was he asleep? He runs to the other side of the cave into the darkness. He could see reasonably in the dark, but he would be blind in total darkness.
Pop quiz! +6 to the first person who can say what color Wilson normally is. +3 up for trade
You traverse the GAUNTLET, making it to the PORTALS.
POST III; Raspberry Pi: 6/10 Tippi: 10/20. Count Bleck: 10/20. Upgrade: 9/40. Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40. I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10. Nimble Core: 2/10. Life Circuit: 2/6 I accept Amperz4nd's +1. 7/40 Void Gem. +1d 3/10 Void Powder. 2/40 Fez Upgrade: VOID. I attempt to take 3 electronics from the group inventory and plug them into me, powering me up. I then attempt to discover what the Electronics gave me. I ask the 8-Ball, "Are you truthful?" I then ask Scratch to verify it's result. I then attempt SCIENCE! relating to Quantum Superposition, a piezoelectric tuning fork, and absolute-zero in the mind. I record the results. Hmmm.... there are no new rooms... then i MAKE A ROOM! I RAMAGE THROUGH THE WALL BY BANGING MY INSANITY TUBAS INTO THE WALL. The Void Energies that rush through the tuba temporarily drain it's void energy reserves, but also helps destroy the wall. I then use BREATH FIRE on the WALL to help it's destruction. HEH HEH HEH HAH HAH HAH! Oh mi Gorilla he took over. HA HA HA HE HE HE HO HO HO I SPREAD A VIRUS TO THE UPDATE TERMINAL. A VIRUS OF ME ME ME AND ME. A VIRUS MADE OF ME. A DIRECT COPY OF ME MADE ONLY TO TERRORIZE ... VIRUS SPREAD TO UPDATE TERMINAL. Ok Off you go... wait what is this? Cake dispensary and Corruption shutdown? I WANT IN. YOU ARE SO GULLIBLE. help. ANTIVIRUS: 40% ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL FEZ: IIIIIIIIII MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
GROUP INVENTORY: -1 PDA -1 Computer -1 Remote Control
The REMOTE CONTROL gave you the power to change a channel on a television whenever you are near it. The PDA gave you the power to access PESTERCHUM through your mind. The COMPUTER gave you the power to browse the internet through your mind.
8BALL - MAYBE
How do you expect me to verify a MAGIC 8BALL's results? It runs on randomness. That cannot be deciphered. You take it as it is. If you somehow found a MAGIC CUEBALL, on the other hand, it would spell out its answers clear as day. But those are hard to find, and I do not condone the practice of finding them. Not one bit.
There is a new room. The GAUNTLET. I null your attack on those grounds.
Well now, I did miss rather a lot, didn't I... I open myself to assignment of a team, then take a series of actions to prepare myself for the coming combat: first, I examine the Gray Tomb, in hopes of learning more about it, then I retrieve the REDFISSION WARHEAD that the COMPLEX REDSTONE MACHINE left behind, and add it to my inventory, next, I take the suit of Iron Armor I spawned with, enchant it, add a power source and some neuro-linked servos to the joints, creating a suit of Enchanted Iron Power Armor, then give it to Strudelkitten, as she appears to be unarmored, and it would not to to allow such a plot-important player to die. Then I begin traveling to the largest concentration of my assigned team, attacking any enemies I encounter along the way or when arriving with my candy axe thing whose name I cannot recall.
I'm really quite glad I'm wearing 40-ish-post armor, as my level deficiency would likely otherwise lead to many, many pointless deaths.
1. The GRAY TOMB disappeared when you died. 2. You add the REDFISSION WARHEAD to your inventory. 3. You enchant your IRON ARMOR with PROTECTION I. You do not have a power source and servos to attach to your ARMOR, however, and even if you did, IRON ARMOR doesn't work well with that, despite its conductive properties. 4. You aren't assigned to any one team; you just travel through the LARGE DOOR and get randomly matched to one.
You walk through the LARGE DOOR and appear on the GREEN TEAM with TT2000, Irecreeper, and 5l1n65h07, who are attacking three CHALK IMPS.
You agress the IMPS with your STRANGE LOLLICHOP. CHALK IMP killed.
Damage Dealt - 5,000 HP. Kills - 1.
Your STRANGE LOLLICHOP leveled up a rank, to UNREMARKABLE!
I teleport into the mansion, now having some idea of what to do.
Frankly, I teleported on the first floor.
"Ugh, this malfunctioned again. Well, I guess I'll just deal with it."
I slowly start making my way up to the third floor.
1/5
I advance towards the stairs while taking various loot that may or may not be found.
You head to the STAIRCASE leading up to the SECOND FLOOR and see the long-forgotten SUITCASE. You decide to pick it up and take it with you.
I +3 trade with talist
20/40 x3
15/20 x3
15/15 x3
3/5 x5
3/3 x9 I land on the walkway back in the Gauntlet, rush back over to the chrome checkpoint, where I won't be interrupted, and fill up piono's inventory with the stuff I was carrying (alchemizations and stuff from your mansion Scratch, not my personal gear)
I shall do this task. I place a pumpkin on my head, and exit via the west door. I look up at the starry realm, and cast some thing that would not have been charged had it not been for my discovery on Alternia's atmosphere. 4/4 expended. I unseal my bottle of air, and use that studded fusion with the Ender air to call down the slightest bit to energy from the stars, and blast the Ender Crystals into oblivion, careful to not hit any Endermen. I think I understand. The orbs of light then all spin up to the sky, after hitting the dragon. You know, Endermen were always my favorite mob, modded or unmodded. I know the others wouldn't have tried to gain new friends in this place. I really don't even want the egg, but it seems crucial to the plot.
here. we give you this formal pumpkin as a helmet. to guard yourself from those who think your friendship insincere.
You head through the WEST DOOR and enter the island of THE END proper. You use your charge you have in place to effectively nullify the END CRYSTALS and blast them into oblivion, right onto the ENDER DRAGON, who has not made his presence known until now.
The ENDER DRAGON is now aggravated towards you, and will attempt to strife you. However, since you have destroyed all of his CRYSTALS, this should not be too hard.
I examine the magazines (from the room). I then read the one which has the most plot significance.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Chalk imps. We are in SO much trouble. I shoot one with Starry Night.
Of course, I say that now, but by the end of this we'll probably be fighting the black queen after the guys in the other parts of the mansion prototype the dead body of Twinbuilder or something stupid.
You crit kill another CHALK IMP.
I know you meant this as an off-handed remark, but...
This universe is not a true Sburb session, so there are no Cruxtruders to deploy Kernelsprites from, and therefore there is no prototyping process. Although the Armies of Light and Darkness have already been shown to interfere with battles here, they cannot be affected by any prototypings you do, as there were never meant to be any, and Sburb, as you know, already knows all events that will transpire throughout its playthrough, accomodating its session in kind.
I wake up on the floor. Dazzled and confused, I try to look around myself, but can only see fog, being doubled and tripled by the barely controllable eye motion, thanks to the head-ache. After a short while, I collect myself much enough to be able to see some things close to me. I look directly up, and see a small plaque placed directly above me reading ''Waiting Room''. How I got there in the first place? Asking myself question after question, I turn my head to the left, and to my horror see a group of people fighting some small creatures. ''What the hell is this?!'', I proclaim to myself, not believing what my eyes are seeing. Shocked, I try to get up, but I can't. I lay on the floor, trying to regain strenght to stand up.
I barely gotten up from the floor, feeling like I regained some strenght. I still don't know what am I doing here, but I'm having a recurring feeling I should help the guys fighting the small creatures.
So without anything better to think of, I strap a japaneese sandal, that was lying on the floor a couple metres from me, on my foot, and then promptly walk up to one of the ''imps'' and kick it violently with the footwear, in the ankle.
(Btw, I'm still new to this thing, I literally just joined. Got interested in this a lot, wanted to join for one week arleady, but didn't really get up to it all the way to this moment. [and not because I want to snatch the #10000 post superpower, I would of probably wasted that anyways], so if I did something completely stupid this turn just gently explain to me c:)
You walk through the LARGE DOOR and join the GREEN TEAM, with TT2000, Irecreeper, 5l1n65h07, and Amperz4nd. You deal 2,000 damage to the remaining CHALK IMP.
The only thing I would consider superfluous would be you having to devote an entire turn to getting up.
Yes! The 10,000th post is mine! With all this power, I can do anything! Hmm... what to do... I know!
I create a teleporter that teleports my team to the last room of the gauntlet!
If that doesn't work, use it to kill all creatures in the next room.
Also, it appears we have a new traveler. Welcome!
You claim the ANCIENT POWER of the TEN THOUSANDTH POST.
...If I may. I don't think you should use this power yet. It is exceedingly large, and to use it on creating a teleporter or instantly killing a mere OGRE would be, in my opinion, a waste. Perhaps you should save it for a more opportune moment back on your own server.
I fire a bolt of pure ice at the dragon. I then ask the Endermen (without looking at them) "tnaw uoy tahw siht si? Shall I slay it?" I begin charging up some sort of finisher, even if I'm not even close to slaying it. If they answer yes, I fire off a succession of arcane blasts, then impale the dragon with Man's Best Friend. If they say no, I telekinetically hold the dragon in place and ask why they told me to slay it. I then hold up a shield of energy to protect myself from the dragon's inevitable attack.
1/5
Your ice bolt deals 4,000 damage to the ENDER DRAGON. You ask the ENDERMEN your question, and they reply to you.
not all of us support your quest at this time. even we do not fully endorse it, we suppose. you see, the dragon provides many things for us. she provides us great insight into the world below. she provides us long life. in return, we help her.
however, she is fickle. she does things we do not agree with. and the egg she guards can work wonders. we think you can work wonders with it. therefore, we will allow you to do what you think is right.
Your further attacks deal 10,000 damage to the DRAGON.
You enter the VERDANA of your GAUNTLET. It is a narrow hallway guarded by railings. A clear view of the outside city is visible. Somehow, a large SULFUR OGRE fits in the space provided by the high ceiling. He looks to strife you. There is a PAINTING on the wall, and tables near the railing.
I clean up after Maniac's mess, and use my weapons to finish off any thing left behind in the room. I then examine the room.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x46 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop Summon 5/5 / $$$ Summon 3/5 / Heart Container
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10) Team Building Exercise 20/20 Sneaky Sneaky 2/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
I make sure that no enemy is left in the room, so I use my weapons to finish them off again. I then follow Maniac.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x46 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ Summon 4/5 / Heart Container
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10) Team Building Exercise 20/20 Sneaky Sneaky 6/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
Given that I still have no Idea who's on my team, or where I am, given that I'm "Traveling to my team", I begin charging Combat Operandi: Unnecessarily Complex Device 1/5
I also attack any non-player enemies I can reach, with auto-shotty, candy axe, or New Sword.
If there are any available Mann Co Crate/Key combos, I use one of each together.
2/5
I repeatedly slice at the dragon's head (I brought it down telekinetically) if the Endermen said yes. If they said no, I energize the energy shield from last post. I wonder what that egg does...
6,000 damage to the DRAGON. It then fires an AMETHYST CHARGE at you, dealing 5 damage to you.
I +3 modpack.
22/40 x3
17/20 x3
15/15 x3
5/5 x5
3/3 x9
in the gauntlet, a lone humanoid figure, standing on a platform of shining metal flips the gorilla out. Oh light, voids, plagues, brazilnuts. Bloody Sheogrttzal's Brain on a Stick. I need to leave I need to leave I need to leave.
With that, pionoplayer types in a hurried message on his wristtop, a portal slashes through the air, and he jumps through. The portal closes silently, leaving the platform empty.
Piono has hit level 7 as a consequence of becoming the commanding character.
You vanish to dust, from whence you came.
The RED and BLUE TEAMS are accosted by their respective OGRES. They must engage in STRIFE next turn.
Meanwhile, the GREEN TEAM levels up due to killing their IMPS.
LEVEL UP ~ 5l1n65h07, Irecreeper, TT2000, TrampekTheQuantumShoe Lv. 8 - What Goes Around MAXED - VENIT NOX MAXED - DUX CATHEDRA Lv. 2 - First Step
They then advance through the newly appeared door.
You enter the VERDANA of your GAUNTLET. It is a narrow hallway guarded by railings. A clear view of the outside city is visible. Somehow, a large LIME OGRE fits in the space provided by the high ceiling. He looks to strife you. There is a PHOTOGRAPH on the wall, and a telescope near the railing.
The monsters in the NETHER deal 10 damage to Aegis-A095 and engie_ninja.
The ENDER DRAGON remains idle, waiting for TheLordErelye to make his next move.
armageddonsConductor [AC] began pestering apologeticUnagi [AU].
AC: Hello? AC: Ah. Serpent AU: hello pionpl/\yer AC: Yes? AU: how /\re you tod/\y AC: Considering we are all trapped in Scratch's mansion... AC: Very poorly. AU: oh, yes AU: i remember wh/\t h/\ppens now AC: Just an idle question... AC: How far in the future are you? AU: one month AC: Only a month? AU: /\nd six d/\ys AC: How badly does the event with Powder affect you? AU: ummm AU: id r/\ther not t/\lk /\bout th/\t AU: ple/\se AC: I see... AC: I will drop the subject then. AC: Is there anything in the future you can tell me without jeapordizing the timeline? AU: well AU: there is something AC: what? AC: Anything to defeat that egotistical muppet AC: anything AU: you me/\n scr/\tch AU: right AC: Yes. AU: im pretty sure AU: twin AU: he isnt done AU: ive sort of lost some memory AU: th/\ts why i c/\nt rec/\ll everything AU: but ive received mess/\ges AC: Oh? AU: /\nd i think AU: hes /\live AU: just /\ guess though AC: I suspected as much. AU: i think i remember AU: something to do AU: with strudelkitty AC: Oh? AU: she... AC: Is Build? AC: I've heard the team chatter AU: she t/\lks like him sometimes doesnt she? AC: Yes. AC: She does. AC: Or, I guess she does. AC: I can only tell what is going on through proxy. AC: I'm not omniscient. AC: Just powerful. AU: i h/\ve /\ question AC: Yes? AU: i would h/\ve /\sked this if i w/\s different b/\ck then AU: but AU: how is this business AU: with piono AU: going AC: Oh dear... AC: I'm worried about him. AC: He's my charge see? AC: I went into temporary retirement several decades ago in my timeline AC: An earthlike world. I did several things, wrote a fantasy series, played minecraft, all of that. AC: It wasn't until after I got bored and rejoined the IUPC that I discovered that it had created piono when I made my Minecraft account. AC: I took him on as a sort of companion. AC: A cadet. AU: so AU: could you tell me /\bout wh/\t h/\ppened recently AU: why did he AU: you know AU: flip out AC: I don't know. AC: That's why I'm worried. AC: He's never been like this. AC: Before the events of the first godmodding war, certain... things happened. AC: I was forced to drop him off back in the world of Minecraft. AC: I was not able to return until recently. AC: I have noticed he erratic and irritable behavior. AC: But I do not know what caused it. AU: m/\ybe /\ cert/\in host is getting to him, pushing him f/\rther over the edge AC: No. AC: Because as far as I can see in the records... AC: He was heading towards this before Doc Scratch's meddling became apparant. AU: i wish there w/\s something i could do AU: i feel so useless AU: like twin AC: No. AC: It is my fault. AC: I am his creator and guardian. AC: He was and is my responsibility. AC: If he is harmed by this, it is my fault and mine alone. AU: still... p/\rdon me if this is out of pl/\ce, but m/\ybe the w/\y you tre/\t him is pushing him f/\rther AU: i dont me/\n to be rude AC: I see... AC: You're... AC: you're right. AC: I've been really... AC: Distraught recently. AC: The godmodder's antics were what brought me back. AC: It is wreaking havoc with a large portion of the multiverse. AC: The only reason forces haven't arrived to handle it is because of beuaracracy. AC: And because everyone else who's tried has died before they arrived. AU: we /\ll h/\ve things we h/\te AU: piono prob/\bly h/\tes you showing you're better th/\n him AC: Maybe... AC: But at this point... AC: I don't know how to get through to him. AC: Voids, I don't know what to do. AC: I hate not knowing what to do, but plagues, I don't. AU: i... AU: im sorry AC: I'm even more worried because... AC: I might have to leave soon. AU: wh/\t AC: Things have been spiralling out of control outside. AC: We've had several large paradoxes form in nearby universes. AC: Do you remember the Vord? AU: yes AC: They were supposed to be dead. AC: A paradox caused by offshoots of this timeline disrupted the story of Codex Alera. AC: And the Vord won. AU: wh/\t... this is /\ll wrong AC: Yes. AC: Paradox Space. AU: i dont remember this AC: Paradoxes. AU: m/\ybe th/\ts why AC: It might not have been this way before at all. AC: I've felt time... AC: Warping. AC: There are two alpha timelines. AC: Alpha timelines are an abomination in the first place. AC: but two? AC: The original Homestuck canon... and the one we have now. AU: /\ll my instincts AU: everything i know AU: s/\ys this is wrong AU: my problems seem silly comp/\red to yours AC: No. AC: I have been trained to deal with this. AC: You on the other hand... AC: Were pushed beyond your breaking point. AC: Your problems are worse for you than mine are for me. AC: But yes. AC: Mine are a little more urgent. AU: th/\nk you pionopl/\yer AC: You're welcome. AU: or wh/\tever your re/\l n/\me is AU: no offense AC: Eric. AU: oh AC: I suppose its time I came clean on that. AC: I've been running a psuedonym so long. AC: Figure it can't hurt anymore. AU: th/\nk you... AU: eric AC: You're welcome. AC: And, may I ask a favor? AU: cert/\inly AC: If I have to go too soon... AC: Would you mind keeping an eye on piono? AC: I'm worried about what he might do. AU: ill do my best AC: Thank you. AU: i /\ctu/\lly think we might h/\ve more in common th/\n one would think AC: Oh dear... AC: I'm sorry. AU: wh/\t is it AC: I'm getting more messages. AU: from who AC: Oh parodes! AC: I will have to leave. AU: no AC: I need to get out of here. fast. AU: oh no AC: I've been called in for damage control. AC: Remember my discussion on paradoxes? AU: well AU: yes AC: Unresolved one formed somewhere in the vicinity of... AC: My fantasy novels' universe. AC: This is bad. Very bad. AU: good luck AC: I can't leave yet though! AU: oh AC: Doc Scratch has somehow locked my traveling device! AC: I need him dead. AU: but AU: this is urgent AC: It is. AU: you need to le/\ve AC: Scratch doesn't know. AC: He thinks he knows everything. AC: But he doesn't. AU: well AU: he sort of does AU: in /\lterni/\ AC: He isn't used to dealing with matters outside of the range of the green sun. AC: The only reason I can't leave is because I let him move me to Alternia. AC: Things escalated alarmingly fast. AU: w/\it AU: wh/\t if AC: what if what? AC: Please hurry. AU: you got piono to t/\ke your pl/\ce AU: not in p/\r/\doxes AU: but on /\lterni/\ AC: ??? AC: I suppose... AC: I shall have to request it of Scratch. AU: i wouldnt reccomend it ordin/\rily AU: but this is urgent AC: It is. AC: And I suppose I shall have to do it. AU: /\nyw/\y AU: nice t/\lking AU: but i h/\ve to go AC: I know. AU: its time AU: to go home. AC: But please, don't let piono get himself killed. AC: Goodbye. AU: goodbye
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
Ninjad by TwinBuilder... Oh well...
Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 7/40 x3 (+1 from Amperz4nd, 3 from Pionoplayer)
Ammo charge 3/5 + 6 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
I head through the nether portal to help with the fighting there.
Battle technique: ricochet
One of the ghasts launches a fireball at me, but I position myself and catch the fireball on the edge of my sword. I spin myself around while leading the fireball with my sword, which adds momentum to it. I launch it at the normal skeletons in the back.
Actually, I have a better idea. I go into the end portal instead. When I arrive, I ask for a truce to stop the fight with the dragon. I then greet her while avoiding eye contact. I'm not sure what I'm trying to do, but if Twin offers a non violent option, I'll take it.
As Wilson walks through the cave, he passes a veritable rainbow of materials in the walls. There was iron, redstone, amber, emeralds, and other such materials. Of corse, it was all worthless to him as he had no way of mining them. Even if he could mine them, he would become over burdened within minutes of digging. Nothing in these walls matched the beauty of a gem he had once seen long ago, and that gem was a called a black opal. It was apparently mined in some land to the far north of where Wilson had once lived. He had only seen one, but that one alone surpassed all of these other minerals combined because, depending on the direction of the light, this one gemstone could mirror and surpass the color of any of these other gems. He had never seen another one of them. Every other gem he saw looked flat and dull compared to the one he remembers.
I wait until the Viewfinder has recharged, then enter my coordinates. We're all gonna blow up. After that, I attempt to get across the Gauntlet.
Generic charge: 14/40
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
1/20 +1 weapon stockpile.
I log into the PDA and examine the results.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
1/5
15/15
11/40 x2
5/15
I put up +3 for trade
I examine the new room
NOTE: I'm getting error 524 each time it tried to load. WTF?
Also...
ManiacMasteR: Yes! The 10,000th post is mine! With all this power, I can do anything!
Not really. This attack can still be blocked, Which reminds me...
I DDoS THE ATTCK!!
Data Transfer: 8/26
I'll be making my great escape now!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Sorry, but I'm not. It would be a honor if I was though.
Anyway, I either enter the teleporter, or the gaping hole in the wall I made.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
"KILL MOAR IMPS."
"DUDUDUDUDUDUUUUUU"
I smash an Imp with a rather large chair.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40
CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10)
Team Building Exercise 20/20
Sneaky Sneaky 2/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
+3 trade avaliable x1
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Okay.
Note to self: Keep better track of your teammates
I shoot an imp again. Seriously, these guys are too weak. They don't DESERVE my special operandis.
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2/5
40/40 x3
15/15
13/40 x2
7/15
I put another +3 up for trade
COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40
CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10)
Team Building Exercise 20/20
Sneaky Sneaky 6/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
+3 trade avaliable x1
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
I also attack any non-player enemies I can reach, with auto-shotty, candy axe, or New Sword.
If there are any available Mann Co Crate/Key combos, I use one of each together.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I repeatedly slice at the dragon's head (I brought it down telekinetically) if the Endermen said yes. If they said no, I energize the energy shield from last post. I wonder what that egg does...
22/40 x3
17/20 x3
15/15 x3
5/5 x5
3/3 x9
in the gauntlet, a lone humanoid figure, standing on a platform of shining metal flips the gorilla out.
Oh light, voids, plagues, brazilnuts. Bloody Sheogrttzal's Brain on a Stick. I need to leave I need to leave I need to leave.
With that, pionoplayer types in a hurried message on his wristtop, a portal slashes through the air, and he jumps through. The portal closes silently, leaving the platform empty.
Piono has hit level 7 as a consequence of becoming the commanding character.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Oh, Eric. It seems you have to go? Well, Eric, I'm sure that for you, I can make an exception, what with you, Eric, being highly regarded in the Multiversal Parliament or whatever society you have co-founded to keep your inane ramblings in check.
I will allow Piono to play as you in your absence. However, there is a clause in this makeshift contract, Eric. I thought you should know. Piono will play as you...
...Forever.
Eric, do you accept?
You open the DOOR and carry the body of a SHALE IMP through in a very hard-boiled manner. You enter the VERDANA of your GAUNTLET. It is a narrow hallway guarded by railings. A clear view of the outside city is visible. Somehow, a large SULFUR OGRE fits in the space provided by the high ceiling. He looks to strife you, and is unfazed by the body you throw at him. There is a PAINTING on the wall, and tables near the railing.
I'll make it clear. It would take around 4,000 posts to make a FEZ that could traverse in two dimensions. It would take 16,000,000 to make a FEZ that could traverse in three. It would take 256,000,000,000,000 posts to make a FEZ that could traverse in four.
Your quest is futile, sorry to say.
You cannot use the VIEWFINDER. It must recharge first.
You RAMPAGE, killing a BLAZE and a MAGMA CUBE.
Welcome back, Amperz4nd. I was beginning to think you had gone for good.
GROUP INVENTORY:
-1 Heart Container
You take out a HEART CONTAINER, preparing for strife, and enter the DOOR.
You enter the VERDANA of your GAUNTLET. It is a narrow hallway guarded by railings. A clear view of the outside city is visible. Somehow, a large CRUDE OGRE fits in the space provided by the high ceiling. He looks to strife you. There is a DECORATIVE SWORD on the wall, and chairs near the railing.
You traverse the GAUNTLET, making it to the PORTALS.
GROUP INVENTORY:
-1 PDA
-1 Computer
-1 Remote Control
The REMOTE CONTROL gave you the power to change a channel on a television whenever you are near it. The PDA gave you the power to access PESTERCHUM through your mind. The COMPUTER gave you the power to browse the internet through your mind.
How do you expect me to verify a MAGIC 8BALL's results? It runs on randomness. That cannot be deciphered. You take it as it is. If you somehow found a MAGIC CUEBALL, on the other hand, it would spell out its answers clear as day. But those are hard to find, and I do not condone the practice of finding them. Not one bit.
There is a new room. The GAUNTLET. I null your attack on those grounds.
You cannot access the UPDATE TERMINAL.
Fixed.
You enter the VERDANA. Your expectations have been met.
8,000 damage. CHALK IMP crippled.
10,000 damage. WITHER SKELETON frozen.
1. The GRAY TOMB disappeared when you died.
2. You add the REDFISSION WARHEAD to your inventory.
3. You enchant your IRON ARMOR with PROTECTION I. You do not have a power source and servos to attach to your ARMOR, however, and even if you did, IRON ARMOR doesn't work well with that, despite its conductive properties.
4. You aren't assigned to any one team; you just travel through the LARGE DOOR and get randomly matched to one.
You walk through the LARGE DOOR and appear on the GREEN TEAM with TT2000, Irecreeper, and 5l1n65h07, who are attacking three CHALK IMPS.
You agress the IMPS with your STRANGE LOLLICHOP. CHALK IMP killed.
Damage Dealt - 5,000 HP.
Kills - 1.
Your STRANGE LOLLICHOP leveled up a rank, to UNREMARKABLE!
You head to the STAIRCASE leading up to the SECOND FLOOR and see the long-forgotten SUITCASE. You decide to pick it up and take it with you.
HUFFPUFF1337 INVENTORY:
+1 Suitcase
You promptly advance to the SECOND FLOOR.
You backtrack and give PIONO your items.
You walk through the LARGE DOOR and enter the RED TEAM, with MANIACMASTER, PITTHEANGEL, and The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man.
here. we give you this formal pumpkin as a helmet. to guard yourself from those who think your friendship insincere.
You head through the WEST DOOR and enter the island of THE END proper. You use your charge you have in place to effectively nullify the END CRYSTALS and blast them into oblivion, right onto the ENDER DRAGON, who has not made his presence known until now.
The ENDER DRAGON is now aggravated towards you, and will attempt to strife you. However, since you have destroyed all of his CRYSTALS, this should not be too hard.
None of the MAGAZINES have any plot significance.
You enter through to the VERDANA, where you see a SULFUR OGRE.
You crit kill another CHALK IMP.
I know you meant this as an off-handed remark, but...
This universe is not a true Sburb session, so there are no Cruxtruders to deploy Kernelsprites from, and therefore there is no prototyping process. Although the Armies of Light and Darkness have already been shown to interfere with battles here, they cannot be affected by any prototypings you do, as there were never meant to be any, and Sburb, as you know, already knows all events that will transpire throughout its playthrough, accomodating its session in kind.
Well. What an entrance.
There is only one IMP left. You deal 9,000 damage to it.
You enter the VERDANA.
Build's dead body is back on the Battlefield, remember?
No, it isn't. If you want to use it, you should specify.
You walk through the LARGE DOOR and join the GREEN TEAM, with TT2000, Irecreeper, 5l1n65h07, and Amperz4nd. You deal 2,000 damage to the remaining CHALK IMP.
The only thing I would consider superfluous would be you having to devote an entire turn to getting up.
You advance into the VERDANA.
You claim the ANCIENT POWER of the TEN THOUSANDTH POST.
...If I may. I don't think you should use this power yet. It is exceedingly large, and to use it on creating a teleporter or instantly killing a mere OGRE would be, in my opinion, a waste. Perhaps you should save it for a more opportune moment back on your own server.
Your ice bolt deals 4,000 damage to the ENDER DRAGON. You ask the ENDERMEN your question, and they reply to you.
not all of us support your quest at this time. even we do not fully endorse it, we suppose. you see, the dragon provides many things for us. she provides us great insight into the world below. she provides us long life. in return, we help her.
however, she is fickle. she does things we do not agree with. and the egg she guards can work wonders. we think you can work wonders with it. therefore, we will allow you to do what you think is right.
Your further attacks deal 10,000 damage to the DRAGON.
You enter the VERDANA of your GAUNTLET. It is a narrow hallway guarded by railings. A clear view of the outside city is visible. Somehow, a large SULFUR OGRE fits in the space provided by the high ceiling. He looks to strife you. There is a PAINTING on the wall, and tables near the railing.
Remaining CHALK IMP killed.
All CHALK IMPS are dead.
All CHALK IMPS are dead.
You already did that.
You are at the SECOND FLOOR.
6,000 damage to the DRAGON. It then fires an AMETHYST CHARGE at you, dealing 5 damage to you.
You vanish to dust, from whence you came.
The RED and BLUE TEAMS are accosted by their respective OGRES. They must engage in STRIFE next turn.
Meanwhile, the GREEN TEAM levels up due to killing their IMPS.
LEVEL UP ~ 5l1n65h07, Irecreeper, TT2000, TrampekTheQuantumShoe
Lv. 8 - What Goes Around
MAXED - VENIT NOX
MAXED - DUX CATHEDRA
Lv. 2 - First Step
They then advance through the newly appeared door.
You enter the VERDANA of your GAUNTLET. It is a narrow hallway guarded by railings. A clear view of the outside city is visible. Somehow, a large LIME OGRE fits in the space provided by the high ceiling. He looks to strife you. There is a PHOTOGRAPH on the wall, and a telescope near the railing.
The monsters in the NETHER deal 10 damage to Aegis-A095 and engie_ninja.
The ENDER DRAGON remains idle, waiting for TheLordErelye to make his next move.
Scratch's Manor:
Third Floor - Discovered Rooms: Waiting Room
Waiting Room - Players:
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 30/30. Level 5: Yellow Dwarf.
Waiting Room - Objects of Interest:
Large Door.
Verdana - Players:
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Lv. 9: Doombringer.
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 30/30. Equipped: POTTERY PROSECUTOR, CONDUCTIRON ARMOR. Lv. 7: Neutrality Reigns.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SAMURAI BLADE. MAXED - DEUS SAGITTARIIS. FINALE OPERANDI - GODSEND IIII
ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR. MAXED - IUBEOQUE DOMINUM. FINALE OPERANDI - THE EARTH-SPLITTER IIII
strudelkitty4427. [P] HP: 20/20. Equipped: CALEDSCRATCH, IRON CHESTPLATE. Taken: CUTTER PALM, DIAMOND SWORD, DAVINCI AGRESSOR. Lv. 4: Aggressor. Votes: IIIIIIII
Verdana - Objects of Interest:
Crude Ogre: [
Decorative Sword.
Chairs.
Verdana - Players:
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 15/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD. Lv. 8: What Goes Around.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE, METAL SLUG. MAXED - DUX CATHEDRA. FINALE OPERANDI - CHAIRSTORM CDXIII IIII
[color=#366666]TT2000: [AG] HP: 17/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STARRY NIGHT. MAXED [color=#366666]- VENIT NOX. FINALE OPERANDI - NIGHT OF GREEN SUN IIII
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, UNREMARKABLE LOLLICHOP. Level 3: Nether Mind.
TrampekTheQuantumShoe: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 2: First Step.
Verdana - Objects of Interest:
Lime Ogre: [
Photograph.
Telescope.
Entrance - Players:
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: THE CROSSCIRCLE, DERSITE RIFLE, SCOUT SHAKO. Lv. 9: Dersite Destructor.
[color=#dc143c]K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE. FINALE OPERANDI - PERSONAL INFERNO IIII
fseftr: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS. MAXED - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE IIII
Verdana - Objects of Interest:
Sulfur Ogre: [
Painting.
Tables.
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room, Gallery, Hallway, Studio, The Pit.
Living Room - Players:
huffpuff1337: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: LOCKED SUITCASE.
Living Room - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Studio.
East Door. Leads to Hallway.
South Door. Leads to The Pit.
West Door. Leads to Gallery.
Final Door. Leads to Game Room.
Staircase. Leads back to Finale.
Gallery - Players:
Gallery - Objects of Interest:
Various Paintings.
Unfinished Paintings.
Green Door.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
The Pit - Players:
secret_scribe1: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1. Lv. 5: Ranger
The Pit - Objects of Interest:
The Giant Pit. Fully bridged.
Green Door.
Studio - Players:
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M, DIAMOND SWORD, IRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Golden Pick.
Studio - Objects of Interest:
Computer and TV. Both on.
Various Instruments.
Hashmap Turntables.
Assortments of Records.
Game Room - Players:
Game Room - Objects of Interest:
DaVinci Bot.
Staircase. Leads to Third Floor.
First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway, Closet, Balcony, Entrance, Finale.
Library - Players:
Library - Objects of Interest:
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole.
Safe.
Kitchen - Players:
Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator.
Various Appliances.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Entrance.
Complex Redstone Structure.
Mounted Cueball Trophy.
Balcony - Players:
Closet - Players:
Entrance - Players:
OpelSpeedster: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Wall of Mirrors.
Final Door. Leads to Finale.
Finale - Players:
Finale - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Living Room.
The Basement - Discovered Rooms: Sacred Ground, Forge, Repository, Mirror Room, Gauntlet.
Sacred Ground - Players:
rougesteelproject: [N] HP: 20/20.
Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.
West Door. Leads to Repository.
South Door. Leads to Forge.
East Door. Leads to Mirror Room.
Phonograph.
Forge - Players:
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, CRAP FEZ, INSANITY TUBAS. Lv. 2: Old OS.
Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 18/20. Equipped: THE MERCURIAN MALADY. Lv. 2: Second Guesser.
Forge - Objects of Interest:
Magic Cueball Viewfinder.
West Door. Leads to Empty Room.
Repository - Players:
Gauntlet - Players:
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 5: Manhunter.Piono: [AG] HP: 18/20. Lv. 7: Devoid of Heat.
Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
First Leg -
Disappearing Platforms.
Buzzsaws.
Iron Checkpoint.
Second Leg -
Disappearing Platforms and Buzzsaws.
Rickety Bridge. Surrounded by Lava Walls.
Chrome Checkpoint.
Third Leg -
Bronze Walkway. Surrounded by Lava Columns.
Nether Portal.
Ender Portal.
Runeterra Portal.
The Nether - Players:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 4/20. Equipped: POCKET KNIFE. Lv. 9: Magnificent Microwave.
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 10/20. Lv. 8: Parkourist.
Talist: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: AT NO EXPENSE. Lv. 4: Wolf Whisperer.
The Nether - Objects of Interest:
Blazes: [
Blazes: [
Magma Cubes: [
Ghasts: [
Wither Skeleton: [
Skeletons: [
The End - Players:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 5/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, MAN'S BEST FRIEND. Lv. 5: Mage of Chaos.
The End - Objects of Interest:
Allied Enderwarriors. Guarding Golden Egg.
Golden Egg.
West Door.
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Ender Dragon: [
Group Inventory:
Chair / Astrolabe / 30 Gun Magazines / 10 Heart Containers / Compass / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / 10 Water Bottles / Stick of Butter / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / 3 Bandages / Sextant / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / Telescope / 3 Name Tags / 2 Desc. Tags / 2 PDAs / Golden Apple / Computer / Rifle / 256 Bricks / 3 Record Discs / Disc Reader / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / 3 Chests / Large Bookshelf / Red Potion
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
armageddonsConductor [AC] began pestering apologeticUnagi [AU].
AC: Hello?
AC: Ah. Serpent
AU: hello pionpl/\yer
AC: Yes?
AU: how /\re you tod/\y
AC: Considering we are all trapped in Scratch's mansion...
AC: Very poorly.
AU: oh, yes
AU: i remember wh/\t h/\ppens now
AC: Just an idle question...
AC: How far in the future are you?
AU: one month
AC: Only a month?
AU: /\nd six d/\ys
AC: How badly does the event with Powder affect you?
AU: ummm
AU: id r/\ther not t/\lk /\bout th/\t
AU: ple/\se
AC: I see...
AC: I will drop the subject then.
AC: Is there anything in the future you can tell me without jeapordizing the timeline?
AU: well
AU: there is something
AC: what?
AC: Anything to defeat that egotistical muppet
AC: anything
AU: you me/\n scr/\tch
AU: right
AC: Yes.
AU: im pretty sure
AU: twin
AU: he isnt done
AU: ive sort of lost some memory
AU: th/\ts why i c/\nt rec/\ll everything
AU: but ive received mess/\ges
AC: Oh?
AU: /\nd i think
AU: hes /\live
AU: just /\ guess though
AC: I suspected as much.
AU: i think i remember
AU: something to do
AU: with strudelkitty
AC: Oh?
AU: she...
AC: Is Build?
AC: I've heard the team chatter
AU: she t/\lks like him sometimes doesnt she?
AC: Yes.
AC: She does.
AC: Or, I guess she does.
AC: I can only tell what is going on through proxy.
AC: I'm not omniscient.
AC: Just powerful.
AU: i h/\ve /\ question
AC: Yes?
AU: i would h/\ve /\sked this if i w/\s different b/\ck then
AU: but
AU: how is this business
AU: with piono
AU: going
AC: Oh dear...
AC: I'm worried about him.
AC: He's my charge see?
AC: I went into temporary retirement several decades ago in my timeline
AC: An earthlike world. I did several things, wrote a fantasy series, played minecraft, all of that.
AC: It wasn't until after I got bored and rejoined the IUPC that I discovered that it had created piono when I made my Minecraft account.
AC: I took him on as a sort of companion.
AC: A cadet.
AU: so
AU: could you tell me /\bout wh/\t h/\ppened recently
AU: why did he
AU: you know
AU: flip out
AC: I don't know.
AC: That's why I'm worried.
AC: He's never been like this.
AC: Before the events of the first godmodding war, certain... things happened.
AC: I was forced to drop him off back in the world of Minecraft.
AC: I was not able to return until recently.
AC: I have noticed he erratic and irritable behavior.
AC: But I do not know what caused it.
AU: m/\ybe /\ cert/\in host is getting to him, pushing him f/\rther over the edge
AC: No.
AC: Because as far as I can see in the records...
AC: He was heading towards this before Doc Scratch's meddling became apparant.
AU: i wish there w/\s something i could do
AU: i feel so useless
AU: like twin
AC: No.
AC: It is my fault.
AC: I am his creator and guardian.
AC: He was and is my responsibility.
AC: If he is harmed by this, it is my fault and mine alone.
AU: still... p/\rdon me if this is out of pl/\ce, but m/\ybe the w/\y you tre/\t him is pushing him f/\rther
AU: i dont me/\n to be rude
AC: I see...
AC: You're...
AC: you're right.
AC: I've been really...
AC: Distraught recently.
AC: The godmodder's antics were what brought me back.
AC: It is wreaking havoc with a large portion of the multiverse.
AC: The only reason forces haven't arrived to handle it is because of beuaracracy.
AC: And because everyone else who's tried has died before they arrived.
AU: we /\ll h/\ve things we h/\te
AU: piono prob/\bly h/\tes you showing you're better th/\n him
AC: Maybe...
AC: But at this point...
AC: I don't know how to get through to him.
AC: Voids, I don't know what to do.
AC: I hate not knowing what to do, but plagues, I don't.
AU: i...
AU: im sorry
AC: I'm even more worried because...
AC: I might have to leave soon.
AU: wh/\t
AC: Things have been spiralling out of control outside.
AC: We've had several large paradoxes form in nearby universes.
AC: Do you remember the Vord?
AU: yes
AC: They were supposed to be dead.
AC: A paradox caused by offshoots of this timeline disrupted the story of Codex Alera.
AC: And the Vord won.
AU: wh/\t... this is /\ll wrong
AC: Yes.
AC: Paradox Space.
AU: i dont remember this
AC: Paradoxes.
AU: m/\ybe th/\ts why
AC: It might not have been this way before at all.
AC: I've felt time...
AC: Warping.
AC: There are two alpha timelines.
AC: Alpha timelines are an abomination in the first place.
AC: but two?
AC: The original Homestuck canon... and the one we have now.
AU: /\ll my instincts
AU: everything i know
AU: s/\ys this is wrong
AU: my problems seem silly comp/\red to yours
AC: No.
AC: I have been trained to deal with this.
AC: You on the other hand...
AC: Were pushed beyond your breaking point.
AC: Your problems are worse for you than mine are for me.
AC: But yes.
AC: Mine are a little more urgent.
AU: th/\nk you pionopl/\yer
AC: You're welcome.
AU: or wh/\tever your re/\l n/\me is
AU: no offense
AC: Eric.
AU: oh
AC: I suppose its time I came clean on that.
AC: I've been running a psuedonym so long.
AC: Figure it can't hurt anymore.
AU: th/\nk you...
AU: eric
AC: You're welcome.
AC: And, may I ask a favor?
AU: cert/\inly
AC: If I have to go too soon...
AC: Would you mind keeping an eye on piono?
AC: I'm worried about what he might do.
AU: ill do my best
AC: Thank you.
AU: i /\ctu/\lly think we might h/\ve more in common th/\n one would think
AC: Oh dear...
AC: I'm sorry.
AU: wh/\t is it
AC: I'm getting more messages.
AU: from who
AC: Oh parodes!
AC: I will have to leave.
AU: no
AC: I need to get out of here. fast.
AU: oh no
AC: I've been called in for damage control.
AC: Remember my discussion on paradoxes?
AU: well
AU: yes
AC: Unresolved one formed somewhere in the vicinity of...
AC: My fantasy novels' universe.
AC: This is bad. Very bad.
AU: good luck
AC: I can't leave yet though!
AU: oh
AC: Doc Scratch has somehow locked my traveling device!
AC: I need him dead.
AU: but
AU: this is urgent
AC: It is.
AU: you need to le/\ve
AC: Scratch doesn't know.
AC: He thinks he knows everything.
AC: But he doesn't.
AU: well
AU: he sort of does
AU: in /\lterni/\
AC: He isn't used to dealing with matters outside of the range of the green sun.
AC: The only reason I can't leave is because I let him move me to Alternia.
AC: Things escalated alarmingly fast.
AU: w/\it
AU: wh/\t if
AC: what if what?
AC: Please hurry.
AU: you got piono to t/\ke your pl/\ce
AU: not in p/\r/\doxes
AU: but on /\lterni/\
AC: ???
AC: I suppose...
AC: I shall have to request it of Scratch.
AU: i wouldnt reccomend it ordin/\rily
AU: but this is urgent
AC: It is.
AC: And I suppose I shall have to do it.
AU: /\nyw/\y
AU: nice t/\lking
AU: but i h/\ve to go
AC: I know.
AU: its time
AU: to go home.
AC: But please, don't let piono get himself killed.
AC: Goodbye.
AU: goodbye
armageddonsConductor [AC] ceased pestering apologeticUnagi [AU].
Next entity 40/40unavailableRandom stockpile charge. 7/40 x3 (+1 from Amperz4nd, 3 from Pionoplayer)
Ammo charge 3/5 + 6 stocked +
9 stockedunavailableI head through the nether portal to help with the fighting there.Battle technique: ricochet
One of the ghasts launches a fireball at me, but I position myself and catch the fireball on the edge of my sword. I spin myself around while leading the fireball with my sword, which adds momentum to it. I launch it at the normal skeletons in the back.
Actually, I have a better idea. I go into the end portal instead. When I arrive, I ask for a truce to stop the fight with the dragon. I then greet her while avoiding eye contact. I'm not sure what I'm trying to do, but if Twin offers a non violent option, I'll take it.
+3 up for trade x3
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Storage: 41/40
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I wait until the Viewfinder has recharged, then enter my coordinates. We're all gonna blow up. After that, I attempt to get across the Gauntlet.
Generic charge: 14/40
I log into the PDA and examine the results.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
Level 5: Yellow Dwarf
20/20 health