What?! Incapable of transcending universes?! How do you think we can move troops to different realms to crop up new harvests, and make new (now empty!) wine cellars?!
Seeing as to how I have few options, I attempt to use the Viewfinder to see what's in the safe. Probably gonna shut down again, bbbbbuuuuuttttt.....uh....hmm.
...
"...SCRATCH!!! HOW DO YOU DEFINE 'SEQUENCE BREAKING'?"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
Gosh dang it! Well, I said we kept in touch, I didn't say we knew who each other was. And yes, you got me in a checkmate. ...Wait! You said your purpose was to die for Lord English. If you die, who will be the First Guardian/Fourth-wall Guardian of your universe? Also, you never specifically were ever in our meetings, so you aren't exactly a Fourth-Wall Guardian. But O.K., if you say you are.
What do you guys think, should he join our team?
I examine the room I'm in.
I open one of the Mann Co. crates.
The Earth-Splitter: 27/40 (Trade?)
My purpose is not to die for Lord English. My purpose is to ensure Lord English's arrival. Although this is almost always accomplished through my death, this session appears to be one in which that is not the case, because me and him have fought side by side.
Fourth-Wall Guardians don't have meetings. You should know. They prefer to work in solitude.
You unbox...
MEDIMEDES
Level 31 Bird Head
Holiday Restriction: Halloween/Full Moon
I calmly yell throughout the manor: Hello, everyone. Please assist me in my attempt to bridge to the green door on the other side of the pit. I do believe that it could be beneficial to us all. Crucial, even.
Diamond Sword / Torch x128 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks 7/10 / PDA / Cobblestone x1000 / Computer / Heart Container
I say something that most people here, even Doc Scratch, can agree on: Team Fortress 2 is fun.
Indeed. Although my time with it through TwinBuilder's Steam account is miniscule at best, it is satisfying to play. These crates scattered throughout my Manor are sort of mementos to the game. You know what? I'll give everyone achievements...
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ The Great Unbox Open a Mann Co. Crate.
LOCKED ACHIEVEMENTS What's In a Name?
Descriptive Unbox Utopia Saxton's Own
I progress through the GREEN DOOR, and examine my surroundings.
In the meantime, I open a Mann Co. Crate.
[ 1 / 10 ]
Preparing weapon...
You unbox...
METAL SLUG
Level 31 Hat
They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there’s just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD.
You enter the GREEN DOOR into a small room with one light. In the middle of the room is a pedestal with a glowing orb on it. Examination reveals it is identical to the one found by TT2000. You put it in your Inventory.
K Hopefully I don't mess up
> select top right selectable cube, move right as far as possible, reselect, down 2, select above, move down selection, left 2
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
You move the cube from its current location to here. The structure now looks like this.
>Move down 2
You reselect the cube and move it here. The structure now looks like this.
>Select above cube
You select the cube above your previous selection; in other words, this one.
>Move down selection
You move your cursor down. You are now selecting this cube.
>Move left 2
You move the cube here. The structure starts out looking like this, but changes to this.
(Please note that this part of the text adventure is very easy to mess up. If what has happened is not what you expected, just enter the command "reload" and explain what you had anticipated to happen.)
HOLY MOTHER OF CALIBORN! ERELYE YOU gorilla!Gorilla gorilla! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME! Gorilla! I promptly realize I could have double-jumped back onto the platform with my Jump Kit a and cross my arms and mutter profanities to myself.
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit
Weapons: Crimson Vortex / Copper Throwing Knives
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> Save
==> Get an idea.
I pinch the tip of one of my knives between my thumb and the side of my index finger, glancing at it to the saw blades and back. I can see some of the machanisms...if I could just...this is stupid. I just drop the knifes into the hopper on Crimson Vortex and just shoot the driving mechanisms of the saw blades.
==> PARKOUR
10/10 I load Crimson Vortex with some Unobtanium cable, both ends have gigantic barbs. I shoot one end into platform at my feet and make sure it's firmly secured. I load the other end in and aim at the end of the corridor, nailing the wall a meter above the exit. I jammed the saw blades. It's safe. I hook the Unobtanium Cable with my right arm, covered in flexible, but dense carbon fiber and zip line my way to the exit, dispite going up, I'm being punched along by my Jump Kit.
Game saved.
Your little trick neutralizes one of the SAWBLADES.
You load some CABLE through the CRIMSON VORTEX, but the makeshift zipline goes doesn't get very far across the room before landing in the lava.
I take everything in from the Dispensers and stash them in my inventory. I then use the TNT to blow up some blocks and gather materials for the bridge.
Generic Charged Object Mk II: 10/15
DEMONICDAVINCI INVENTORY: +1 Creeper Spawn Egg
+41 Arrows
+23 Fire Charges
+3 Splash Potions of Harming
+1 TNT
You detonate the TNT, blowing up a small section of the HALLWAY.
DEMONICDAVINCI INVENTORY: -1 TNT +13 Oak Wood Planks (Green)
I begin playing this song (), but replace 'GLaDOS' with 'Scratch.' Despite the fact it doesn't fit that well. Just replace the words with stuff that makes more sense.
...Unless this thing I had in mind goes through. ...You'll see... As always, piono knows.
Okay. IFBEGRCHJA ~ BASE(64 / 2) = WIN
IFBEGRCHJA ~ BASE(32) = WIN
Now, base32 didn't work, and the tilde (~) means approximately...hmm...
DANG IT!!!
...
...
IFBEGRCHJA is about base 32, which means 'WIN'.
Uh...base 32...that mean 32 = 10? Dang it, I'm an idiot. I still have no idea.
_____
Generic charge: 2/40
Since you obviously don't seem to be getting the whole concept of this puzzle through your thick skull, I will give you some advice.
You have to use Base 32 with the sequence of letters, which will give you the combination to the safe. If your answer is somehow a number, you've done it wrong. You should get a different sequence of letters.
Strident's body disappears before you have a chance. +4 HP.
It appears the TV has switched to a different channel.
--ome that may change the future of the American government's tentatively-named "Counteroperation Protocol". An unknown company known as Godmodding Inc. has created a website known as www.operating.org. It is extremely professional and the creator of the website claims to be the CEO of the company itself, who identifies himself as Richard.
The website talks about the Counteroperation Protocol and labels it as a "mistake", a "great step backwards", and going as far to call it a "colossal blow to the internet if it goes through."
The Protocol, created by the Senate back in January, would allow for the construction of a building in Washington D.C. which would be known as the Conclave. In this building, the world's greatest game companies, hackers, and businessmen, among others, would all be given a task:
"Find a way to shut down the Operation," said Obama in a statement. "That is their, uh, primary objective, at this time."
Heading the Protocol would be Mojang AB, a group of game developers who created Minecraft, the game of which the Operation is centered around.
Markus Perrson, the creator of the game, refuses to comment on the Operation.
Godmodding Inc.'s website tells whomever reads it that the Protocol's plans for shutting down the Operation will leave the Internet as a whole worse than it started off as. It claims that their plans will shut down large swaths of web databases, and that it will track nearly every single computer known to the world, robbing owners of privacy.
This has been a concern since the NSA, which claims that they were spying on computers in order to prevent an attack such as the Operation.
This website leaves the Internet divided over trying to help the government or work against it. More on this story as it develops.
I put out a +3 trade
5/40 x2
20/20
10/15
5/5
2/3 x3 I use the heart container then look across the trap-filled gauntlet. Heh. Nope.
Wuss. I jump onto the first platform, and begin jumping across at high speed. WAIT!!! WATCH OUT FOR THAT
I see the platform dropping into the lava, and wall jump off of the buzzsaw that comes down the saw me in half, wall jump back off of the actual wall, and land on the checkpoint platform.
Problem pionoplayer? I had no idea you were that good at parkour, I used to suck when I played Minecraft as you.
I'm much better at being me than you ever were. Touche.
You gonna parkour? Heh heh heh no. I take cobblestone out of the group inventory go down a block or so so as to avoid the buzzsaws, and skybridge my way to the checkpoint platform.
I slot my progress orb into the door through any means available. Then, I try to find out what my visions mean...and come out with nothing. Seriously, I've never been much good at deciphering cryptic nonsense. Ah well. The next time government protocols come around I can say "I TOLD YOU SO".
If I can, I also insert some records into phonographs(in the studio).
You enter the LIVING ROOM and put the ORB on one of the four indents in the door. Its counter makes a ticking sound and reads, "1/4".
I put out a second +3 trade
6/40 x2
20/20
11/15
5/5
3/3 x3 Me and piono look at each other. I don't wanna try to cross that.
Meh, I'll go first, what's the worst that could happen? Okay, scratch that. You are going to skybridge across.
What!?!?! Unspoken rules of the universe. Actually, come to think of it, someone else is going to cross, I don't trust something bad not to happen to us right now.
I examine the TV(and attempt to tune it) and listen to the radio(the same thing if all I get is static)
We now return to GAME OVER, in which we discuss the Operation and its effects on society.
In this episode, we will talk about the basics of what the public knows about the Operation.
In essence, the Operation is a virus that is distributed on every computer with a copy of a PC game known as Minecraft. This is, in total, around 15,000,000 computers that are located all throughout the world.
For the uninitated, Minecraft is a game created by Mojang AB, a Swedish gaming company. It is a sandbox game in which you are placed in procedurally generated worlds with infinite terrain. Your goal is to collect resources, build a shelter, and survive the harsh nights that are full of monsters.
While the game's most accessible feature is its singleplayer component, its predominant mode is multiplayer, in which players can access servers that can be played on by, depending on the hosting, thousands of people at once.
The Operation forces all 15,000,000 players to access one of those servers at once.
The server, known as GodCraft, has no admins and only a small amount of rules to keep things in order. The one doing most of the ordering is the owner, who is colloquially referred to as "The Godmodder" on internet forums. The server is, for millions of blocks, a desolate wasteland, ruined by the actions of millions of players.
However, it functions with no lag for any of those players, which leads the world to believe that whoever has created this server has used technology that is more advanced than anything created by any technology company. Additionally, many internet boards claim that there are insane quantities of items and entities not featured in the game itself, which leads people to believe that this Godmodder has somehow added content into the closed-source game; entire years worth.
Those players who have seen the end of the world can testify.
The show cuts to a commercial break after that line.
The RADIO yields less bountiful results; all you can hear is static.
Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 27/40 x1
Ammo charge 4/5 + 2 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
I walk into the gauntlet room and attempt to shoot the buzz saws with The Silicon Steam Punker.
Scratch? You know what one of the worst things about being stuck in here is? I've come up with a new entity idea, 2 actually. They are really cool too.
Wilson awakes with a start and looks around the room. It is still the same with the exception of a new cube of the wall. There is nothing left to do in this world because some strange meta game force is preventing him from making any more potions. The game master has forsaken him as well, preventing him from doing any actions that have a variable outcome.
Sorry about that. Although you are lucky it didn't just blow your head off. I use the kinetic energy of the curse to shoot Aegis to a random location in the room of his choice.
2/3
I also try to heal Aegis.
What?! Incapable of transcending universes?! How do you think we can move troops to different realms to crop up new harvests, and make new (now empty!) wine cellars?!
There is a HAMMER in the GROUP INVENTORY.
Well, you are certainly incapable of transcending to this universe. You may find that it is heavily guarded.
Seeing as to how I have few options, I attempt to use the Viewfinder to see what's in the safe. Probably gonna shut down again, bbbbbuuuuuttttt.....uh....hmm.
...
"...SCRATCH!!! HOW DO YOU DEFINE 'SEQUENCE BREAKING'?"
Predictably, the VIEWFINDER shuts off and turns on again in a resetted location.
Now that the first Progress Orb has been secured, you are 25% of the way to unlocking the Final Door. You already have the second Orb; you just need to bring it to the Living Room. Now you just need to find the other two.
Those in the Studio listen to the TV broadcasts uncertainly... You weren't aware of the government getting involved in this War.
Those in the Pit keep bridging, pleased with their progress brought on by Modpack's yelling.
Piono and Pionoplayer's descents onto the Iron Checkpoint have attracted the ire of the five figures keeping guard there.
They are accosted by CHICKEN JOCKEYS. This will not be a fair fight.
~~~
MEANWHILE...
Atop a giant eroded cliff rest five wayward players staring down at the all-encompassing eternal war trudging along beneath them. The sky is bathed in various hues of orange and pink due to the sun setting once again on the Minecraft world that never sleeps. Thousands of players, each struggling to survive due to the multitude of creatures the Godmodder has set loose, in every direction.
They look up at the Crockercorp Ships stationed above, sending down troops to keep the peace and firing down plasma beams to enforce the law. It quickly becomes apparent that although the five are all very different, they are not fighting each other. Closer examination reveals they are in the same Faction. They begin to speak.
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: damn Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: What is it? Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: it's just Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: this is huge Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: i wish twin was here to see it Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: Twin? Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: he's my irl friend Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: i swear i saw him at ground zero swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: Your friend is one of Them? swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: He must have a really powerful computer then... swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: Not to mention an inclination to the art of Godmodding. Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: swedge i swear to god Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: i never expect these sagely things to come out of your mouth Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: Especially with a username like that. swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: Hey, lay off. swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: My little brother picked my username. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI
[Robomonkey]: WELL THAT EXPLAINS A LOT! XXXDDD!!!!!! KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI
[Robomonkey]: SO PABU!!! KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI
[Robomonkey]: WAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THE HOMESTUCKS! Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: Knights, shut the gorilla up. Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: lol, gorilla Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: this server's noswear plugins are weird Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: I've told you God-knows how many times to speak in faction-only chat. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI
[Robomonkey]: BUT Y SHOULD I DO THAT?!!??!?!!?!? KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI
[Robomonkey]: I WANT MY VOICE 2 B HERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: Well, no one else does. swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: So please drop your voice down approximately 10 decibels. *KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI is now speaking in Faction-Only Chat.* delirious_biznasty
[Robomonkey]: wwhat the hell is a decibel Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: Oh my god. Are you speaking as Eridan now? delirious_biznasty
[Robomonkey]: wwhy do you care Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: who the hell is eridan? Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: wait don't tell me Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: he's from homestuck isn't he. delirious_biznasty
[Robomonkey]: wwell good job delirious_biznasty
[Robomonkey]: i mean its not like ivve been talkin about it for the past fivve months or anythin KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI
I use 20 torches to light up the bridge. My Microsoft Cloud Piece blocks summon is done, giving me 200 Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks, half of which I put into the bridging.
TIMMM INVENTORY:
-20 Torches
-100 Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks
Diamond Sword / Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x100 / PDA / Cobblestone x1000 / Computer / Heart Container / Cool Gun Weapon Thing 1/10
I +3 trade with talist
10/40 x2
20/20
15/15 x2
4/5 x2
3/3 x3
Does this even deserve a response? No, but we'll respond anyways. I pull out the fusionthrower. 3/3 expended! special attack: KFC!!! Seeing as how the five jockeys all together have 10000 health, I think we are due for some nice, crunchy chicken. Yum.
If any are still alive, I punt them into the lava.
I +3 trade with modpack
12/40 x2
2/20 x2
15/15 x2
5/5 x2
1/3 x3 If the chicken jockeys are still alive: I take out the Doctor's Doom and do some cleaning. I put the dust, feathers, and zombies flesh into the lava below, whether or not its still in one piece Interpretation: I use the Doctor's Doom to knock any remaining jockeys into the lava.
I attempt to parkour my way across to the next checkpoint.
The Earth-Splitter: 37/40 (thanks so much, I'll be saving this, however)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
What?! Incapable of transcending universes?! How do you think we can move troops to different realms to crop up new harvests, and make new (now empty!) wine cellars?!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I'm just trying to see what will happen.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
...
"...SCRATCH!!! HOW DO YOU DEFINE 'SEQUENCE BREAKING'?"
I'd define it as "not doing the story as it is intended to be; doing objectives out of the required order"
/null
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
6/14 Cura Special
6/14 Cura Special
> K4yne: Listen to C418 - Beta through headphones.
> R. K.: Read Pesterchum 101 Chapter 3.
14 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
4x Cheese
1x Diet Coke Jug
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
"Now, let's see if the Last Enderspartan can beat a godmodder..."
Charging portable Enderarmory... 1/10
(Once this is done, I can attack enemies)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
...Scratch killed Twinbuilder (the person who runs the game) and we're in his mansion.
THERE. GO KILL STUFF.
/nullpost
apocalypticGuardian [aG] began pestering everyone at ??:??
[aG] testing. Testing.
[aG] Hey guys, just testing pesterchum.
[aG] Turning off.
apocalypticGuardian [aG] stopped pestering everyone at ??:??
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
My purpose is not to die for Lord English. My purpose is to ensure Lord English's arrival. Although this is almost always accomplished through my death, this session appears to be one in which that is not the case, because me and him have fought side by side.
Fourth-Wall Guardians don't have meetings. You should know. They prefer to work in solitude.
You unbox...
Holiday Restriction: Halloween/Full Moon
The only keyhole in the LIBRARY is not applicable with the RED KEY.
There is no MEDICINE CABINETS in the BASEMENT. However, there are some healing items in the GROUP INVENTORY.
Not much, to be honest. I'm more of a pool man myself.
TALIST INVENTORY:
+64 Granite
LEONSTAR0 INVENTORY:
+1 Armistyx
Indeed. Although my time with it through TwinBuilder's Steam account is miniscule at best, it is satisfying to play. These crates scattered throughout my Manor are sort of mementos to the game. You know what? I'll give everyone achievements...
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ The Great Unbox
Open a Mann Co. Crate.
LOCKED ACHIEVEMENTS
What's In a Name?
Descriptive
Unbox Utopia
Saxton's Own
You enter the STUDIO.
You unbox...
You enter the GREEN DOOR into a small room with one light. In the middle of the room is a pedestal with a glowing orb on it. Examination reveals it is identical to the one found by TT2000. You put it in your Inventory.
IRECREEPER INVENTORY:
+1 Progres Orb
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Select top right cube
You select this cube.
>Move far right
You move the cube from its current location to here. The structure now looks like this.
>Move down 2
You reselect the cube and move it here. The structure now looks like this.
>Select above cube
You select the cube above your previous selection; in other words, this one.
>Move down selection
You move your cursor down. You are now selecting this cube.
>Move left 2
You move the cube here. The structure starts out looking like this, but changes to this.
(Please note that this part of the text adventure is very easy to mess up. If what has happened is not what you expected, just enter the command "reload" and explain what you had anticipated to happen.)
>...
Game saved.
Your little trick neutralizes one of the SAWBLADES.
You load some CABLE through the CRIMSON VORTEX, but the makeshift zipline goes doesn't get very far across the room before landing in the lava.
You impale Strident with Umbrella Warfare. Caledscratch falls out of his hands.
DEMONICDAVINCI INVENTORY:
+1 Creeper Spawn Egg
+41 Arrows
+23 Fire Charges
+3 Splash Potions of Harming
+1 TNT
You detonate the TNT, blowing up a small section of the HALLWAY.
DEMONICDAVINCI INVENTORY:
-1 TNT
+13 Oak Wood Planks (Green)
+2 Bridging.
Since you obviously don't seem to be getting the whole concept of this puzzle through your thick skull, I will give you some advice.
You have to use Base 32 with the sequence of letters, which will give you the combination to the safe. If your answer is somehow a number, you've done it wrong. You should get a different sequence of letters.
DEMONICDAVINCI INVENTORY:
+3 Oak Wood Planks (Green)
-16 Oak Wood Planks (Green)
+5 Bridging.
Strident's body disappears before you have a chance. +4 HP.
It appears the TV has switched to a different channel.
--ome that may change the future of the American government's tentatively-named "Counteroperation Protocol". An unknown company known as Godmodding Inc. has created a website known as www.operating.org. It is extremely professional and the creator of the website claims to be the CEO of the company itself, who identifies himself as Richard.
The website talks about the Counteroperation Protocol and labels it as a "mistake", a "great step backwards", and going as far to call it a "colossal blow to the internet if it goes through."
The Protocol, created by the Senate back in January, would allow for the construction of a building in Washington D.C. which would be known as the Conclave. In this building, the world's greatest game companies, hackers, and businessmen, among others, would all be given a task:
"Find a way to shut down the Operation," said Obama in a statement. "That is their, uh, primary objective, at this time."
Heading the Protocol would be Mojang AB, a group of game developers who created Minecraft, the game of which the Operation is centered around.
Markus Perrson, the creator of the game, refuses to comment on the Operation.
Godmodding Inc.'s website tells whomever reads it that the Protocol's plans for shutting down the Operation will leave the Internet as a whole worse than it started off as. It claims that their plans will shut down large swaths of web databases, and that it will track nearly every single computer known to the world, robbing owners of privacy.
This has been a concern since the NSA, which claims that they were spying on computers in order to prevent an attack such as the Operation.
This website leaves the Internet divided over trying to help the government or work against it. More on this story as it develops.
It appears this website is blocked.
You are at full health.
GROUP INVENTORY:
-256 Cobblestone
You and Piono make your way to the Checkpoint.
You enter the LIVING ROOM and put the ORB on one of the four indents in the door. Its counter makes a ticking sound and reads, "1/4".
You insert Beta into a Phonograph.
K4yne fully healed.
It was saved on the Original Post, but not on the current page. It's fixed now, so don't worry.
We now return to GAME OVER, in which we discuss the Operation and its effects on society.
In this episode, we will talk about the basics of what the public knows about the Operation.
In essence, the Operation is a virus that is distributed on every computer with a copy of a PC game known as Minecraft. This is, in total, around 15,000,000 computers that are located all throughout the world.
For the uninitated, Minecraft is a game created by Mojang AB, a Swedish gaming company. It is a sandbox game in which you are placed in procedurally generated worlds with infinite terrain. Your goal is to collect resources, build a shelter, and survive the harsh nights that are full of monsters.
While the game's most accessible feature is its singleplayer component, its predominant mode is multiplayer, in which players can access servers that can be played on by, depending on the hosting, thousands of people at once.
The Operation forces all 15,000,000 players to access one of those servers at once.
The server, known as GodCraft, has no admins and only a small amount of rules to keep things in order. The one doing most of the ordering is the owner, who is colloquially referred to as "The Godmodder" on internet forums. The server is, for millions of blocks, a desolate wasteland, ruined by the actions of millions of players.
However, it functions with no lag for any of those players, which leads the world to believe that whoever has created this server has used technology that is more advanced than anything created by any technology company. Additionally, many internet boards claim that there are insane quantities of items and entities not featured in the game itself, which leads people to believe that this Godmodder has somehow added content into the closed-source game; entire years worth.
Those players who have seen the end of the world can testify.
The show cuts to a commercial break after that line.
The RADIO yields less bountiful results; all you can hear is static.
The arrows are deflected off of the Buzzsaws.
There is no one else in the room.
Why would you assume otherwise?
You fully heal Aegis.
GROUP INVENTORY:
-500 Cobblestone
+10 Bridging.
There is a HAMMER in the GROUP INVENTORY.
Well, you are certainly incapable of transcending to this universe. You may find that it is heavily guarded.
GROUP INVENTORY:
-1 Cheap Sword
You strike the Walls with the Cheap Sword.
The blade shatters on impact.
Predictably, the VIEWFINDER shuts off and turns on again in a resetted location.
That is my definition as well.
You do so.
Now that the first Progress Orb has been secured, you are 25% of the way to unlocking the Final Door. You already have the second Orb; you just need to bring it to the Living Room. Now you just need to find the other two.
Those in the Studio listen to the TV broadcasts uncertainly... You weren't aware of the government getting involved in this War.
Those in the Pit keep bridging, pleased with their progress brought on by Modpack's yelling.
Piono and Pionoplayer's descents onto the Iron Checkpoint have attracted the ire of the five figures keeping guard there.
They are accosted by CHICKEN JOCKEYS. This will not be a fair fight.
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: damn
Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: What is it?
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: it's just
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: this is huge
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: i wish twin was here to see it
Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: Twin?
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: he's my irl friend
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: i swear i saw him at ground zero
swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: Your friend is one of Them?
swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: He must have a really powerful computer then...
swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: Not to mention an inclination to the art of Godmodding.
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: swedge i swear to god
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: i never expect these sagely things to come out of your mouth
Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: Especially with a username like that.
swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: Hey, lay off.
swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: My little brother picked my username.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI
[Robomonkey]: WELL THAT EXPLAINS A LOT! XXXDDD!!!!!!
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI
[Robomonkey]: SO PABU!!!
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI
[Robomonkey]: WAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THE HOMESTUCKS!
Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: Knights, shut the gorilla up.
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: lol, gorilla
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: this server's noswear plugins are weird
Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: I've told you God-knows how many times to speak in faction-only chat.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI
[Robomonkey]: BUT Y SHOULD I DO THAT?!!??!?!!?!?
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI
[Robomonkey]: I WANT MY VOICE 2 B HERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D
swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: Well, no one else does.
swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: So please drop your voice down approximately 10 decibels.
*KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI is now speaking in Faction-Only Chat.*
delirious_biznasty
[Robomonkey]: wwhat the hell is a decibel
Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: Oh my god. Are you speaking as Eridan now?
delirious_biznasty
[Robomonkey]: wwhy do you care
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: who the hell is eridan?
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: wait don't tell me
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: he's from homestuck isn't he.
delirious_biznasty
[Robomonkey]: wwell good job
delirious_biznasty
[Robomonkey]: i mean its not like ivve been talkin about it for the past fivve months or anythin
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI
[Robomonkey]: UUUUUUUU TELL IM!!!!!!!!! :-D
swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: Holy crap.
swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: Sometimes I wonder how we all became friends.
swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: Regardless, Knights did bring up a good point.
swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: What ARE we going to do about the Invasion?
Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: I have an idea.
Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: But it'll involve heading to Ground Zero.
swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: ...
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: what the gorilla is wrong with you
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI
[Robomonkey]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
delirious_biznasty
[Robomonkey]: alright since evveryone else is just speakin really vvaguely ill drop the newws
delirious_biznasty
[Robomonkey]: first community rule of godcraft is you dont go to ground zero
Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: I know, sacred ground, Godmodding War and whatnot.
Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: But hear me out.
Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: They have an actual Alchemiter there.
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: Really
swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: So your plan is to break into Ground Zero and pilfer it?
swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: I can't even list the amount of reasons this will go horribly.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI
[Robomonkey]: I WANNA C IT!!!!!!
swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: Oh no... If Knights want to do it, then...
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: we've all gotta do it :/
delirious_biznasty
[Robomonkey]: seariously cant you just kick em out already
delirious_biznasty
[Robomonkey]: hes only caused more harm than good
Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: He's a valuable addition to the team. I can't.
swedge987654321
[Robomonkey]: So it's settled then?
Kennydies42
[Robomonkey Mod]: guess so
delirious_biznasty
[Robomonkey]: wwe havve no choice
Pabu
[Robomonkey Owner]: Alright. Here's the plan.
Scratch's Manor:
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room, Gallery, Hallway, Studio, The Pit.
Living Room - Players:
BioShock_Rules: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: MACHINE GUN. Level 3: Adam's Apple.
Living Room - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Studio.
East Door. Leads to Hallway. Progress Orb Found.
South Door. Leads to The Pit.
West Door. Leads to Gallery. Progress Orb Secured.
Final Door. Counter: 1/4.
Staircase. Leads to Finale.
Red Chest. Opened.
Flatscreen TV. On.
DaVinci Bot. Can heal players.
Gallery - Players:
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 12/20. Equipped: SILVER BOW. Lv. 6: Angelus Custos
fseftr: [PG] HP: 16/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, UMBRELLA WARFARE. Lv. 7: War's Fair.
Gallery - Objects of Interest:
Various Paintings. Resting on Walls.
Unfinished Paintings.
Green Door. At other end of room.
Hallway - Players:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE. Lv. 6: Enderpeace.
ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 9/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND CHESTPLATE, BEGGAR'S BAZOOKA, GOLD STAR. Taken: MINIGUN. Lv. 6: Hell's Heir.
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
Dispensers.
The Pit - Players:
secret_scribe1: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1. Lv. 5: Ranger
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: POTTERY PROSECUTOR, CONDUCTIRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Doctor, Doctor.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, PALUTENA'S X-BLADE, STRANGE ESCAPE PLAN, STRANGE GLOVES OF RUNNING URGENTLY. Enchantments: Feather Falling. Lv. 3: Temp Assist.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, STRANGE LOLLICHOP. Level 3: Nether Mind.The Pit - Objects of Interest:
The Giant Pit. Depth is assumed to be infinite. 37% Bridged.
Green Door. At other end of The Pit.
Studio - Players:
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, λΣ GUN. Taken: Pistol, Shotgun. Lv. 5: Anonymous.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: GREEN LAMP, STARRY NIGHT, STRANGE SUBMACHINE GUN, STRANGE CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR. Lv. 6: Conspiring Creator.
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M, DIAMOND SWORD, IRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Golden Pick.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE CROSSCIRCLE, HELL'S INSTRUMENT. Lv. 5: Mind over Matter.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. Lv. 6: Entropy's Entourage
Studio - Objects of Interest:
Computer and TV. Both on.
Various Instruments.
Hashmap Turntables.
Caledscratch.
Assortments of Records.
First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway, Closet, Balcony, Entrance, Finale.
Library - Players:
Library - Objects of Interest:
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole. Left where the Brittle Floor and Chandelier once were.
Safe. Unlocked.
Kitchen - Players:
Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator.
Various Appliances.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Entrance.
Complex Redstone Structure. I have no idea what this does.
Mounted Cueball Trophy.
Balcony - Players:
Closet - Players:
Entrance - Players:
OpelSpeedster: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Wall of Mirrors. Produces dopplegangers of players.
Final Door. Leads to Finale.
Finale - Players:
Leonstar0: [AG] HP:13/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ARMISTYX. Level 3: Red Dwarf.
Finale - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Living Room.
Green Suitcase. Locked.
The Basement - Discovered Rooms: Sacred Ground.
Sacred Ground - Players:
rougesteelproject: [N] HP: 20/20.
Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.
West Door. Leads to Repository.
South Door. Leads to Forge.
East Door. Leads to Mirror Room.
Phonograph.
Forge - Players:
Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 14/20.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: SUFFICIENTLY LETHAL KILLSTREAK BLACK BOX, SUIT OF ARMOR. Lv. 5: Manhunter.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS.
Forge - Objects of Interest:
Magic Cueball Viewfinder.
Orange Safe. Locked. Has letter-pad.
West Door.
Repository - Players:
Gauntlet - Players:
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 5: Authority.
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 6: Most Valuable. Equipped: TICK TOCK.
Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
First Leg -
Disappearing Platforms.
Buzzsaws.
Iron Checkpoint.
Chicken Jockeys: [
Mirror Room - Players:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: POCKET KNIFE. Lv. 7: Nihilistic
Talist: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 2: Brewer. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, AT NO EXPENSE.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 17/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, MAN'S BEST FRIEND. Lv. 2: Basic Magician
Group Inventory:
Chair / Astrolabe / 30 Gun Magazines / 11 Heart Containers / Compass / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / Sniper Rifle / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / Milk Jug / 10 Water Bottles / Stick of Butter / OJ Jug / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / Overkill Minirail / Carnage in a Cylinder / 4 Bandages / Sextant / 4 Candy Corn / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / Magic 8 Ball / Telescope / Apple Juice Jug / 3 Name Tags / 3 Desc. Tags / 3 PDAs / Golden Apple / 3 Computers / Hammer / Wand Set / Rifle / 2,724 Cobblestone / 256 Bricks / 3 Record Discs / Disc Reader / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll /
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
>ADD "Water of Life (Chalice)" TO GROUP INVENTORY
(Cost: 4 Star Blocks)
Water of Life (Chalice): Heals 7 HP.
*anyone who gets the reference gets a lot of points*
I teleport to the living room, grab the orb, and insert it into one of the slots.
The Earth-Splitter: 38/40
Nether-Compeller: 1/20
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
TIMMM INVENTORY:
-20 Torches
-100 Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks
Nightslice 10/10
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
Palutena's XBlade
Diamond Pickaxe
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
+3 trade available x1
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Eh, I'll save it up.
I grab the caldescratch and examine it.
Next entity 40/40unavailableRandom stockpile charge. 31/40 x1 (3 trade with Modpack)
Ammo charge 0/5 + 3 stocked +
9 stockedunavailableI walk across the bridge Piono made and sprint slash a chicken jockey for extra knockback.
-10 Wilson's sanity
+3 up for trade with any AG
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
10/40 x2
20/20
15/15 x2
4/5 x2
3/3 x3
Does this even deserve a response?
No, but we'll respond anyways.
I pull out the fusionthrower.
3/3 expended!
special attack: KFC!!!
Seeing as how the five jockeys all together have 10000 health, I think we are due for some nice, crunchy chicken.
Yum.
If any are still alive, I punt them into the lava.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
(Teleports to the mysterious person) Promise to not do anything bad, and you can join me.
The Earth-Splitter: 39/40
Nether-Compeller: 2/20
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
12/40 x2
2/20 x2
15/15 x2
5/5 x2
1/3 x3
If the chicken jockeys are still alive:
I take out the Doctor's Doom and do some cleaning.
I put the dust, feathers, and zombies flesh into the lava below, whether or not its still in one piece
Interpretation: I use the Doctor's Doom to knock any remaining jockeys into the lava.
I attempt to parkour my way across to the next checkpoint.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
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Oh no