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I progress through the GREEN DOOR, and examine my surroundings.
In the meantime, I open a Mann Co. Crate.

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Preparing weapon...

Quote from TwinBuilder

Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.

>Select middle rightmost cube

What cube?

In order to find a cube, you decide to advance along the path, moving forward and then to the left.

To your left is a closed door 1/4th of the way filled. Alongside it is a pattern on the wall with some yellow cubes in it. You decide to select this cube. However, it is impossible to move it. You decide to select this cube instead.

>Move left 3

You move the cubes from here to here.

>Move down 9

You move the cubes from here to here.

(Please note that this part of the text adventure is very easy to mess up. If what has happened is not what you expected, just enter the command "reload" and explain what you had anticipated to happen.)

>...

K Hopefully I don't mess up
> select top right selectable cube, move right as far as possible, reselect, down 2, select above, move down selection, left 2

trade +3 with Maniac.

HOLY MOTHER OF CALIBORN! ERELYE YOU [b]gorilla[/b]! [b]Gorilla gorilla[/b]! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME! b]Gorilla[/b]! I promptly realize I could have double-jumped back onto the platform with my Jump Kit a and cross my arms and mutter profanities to myself.

37/40 x6
4/10 x34
3/10

INVENTORY
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st & 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Large Chest / Copper Throwing Knives x10 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token

EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit

Weapons: Crimson Vortex / Copper Throwing Knives

PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O

==> Save

==> Get an idea.
I pinch the tip of one of my knives between my thumb and the side of my index finger, glancing at it to the saw blades and back. I can see some of the machanisms...if I could just...this is stupid. I just drop the knifes into the hopper on Crimson Vortex and just shoot the driving mechanisms of the saw blades.

==> PARKOUR
10/10 I load Crimson Vortex with some Unobtanium cable, both ends have gigantic barbs. I shoot one end into platform at my feet and make sure it's firmly secured. I load the other end in and aim at the end of the corridor, nailing the wall a meter above the exit. I jammed the saw blades. It's safe. I hook the Unobtanium Cable with my right arm, covered in flexible, but dense carbon fiber and zip line my way to the exit, dispite going up, I'm being punched along by my Jump Kit.

7/10

I go into the room with strident and shoot him with umbrella warfare, which should finish him?

I take everything in from the Dispensers and stash them in my inventory. I then use the TNT to blow up some blocks and gather materials for the bridge.

Generic Charged Object Mk II: 10/15

I FINISH Strident with a blast from Hell's Instrument. If any Mann Co crates are left, I open one.

Wait. Who's that?

Do I... know you?
Their color... It reminds me of something. Someone. Someone I knew...

I examine the person.

I teleport to the pit. My presence causes part of the bridge to be built.

The Earth-Splitter: 30/40 ( I took some from modpack)

I begin playing this song (), but replace 'GLaDOS' with 'Scratch.' Despite the fact it doesn't fit that well. Just replace the words with stuff that makes more sense.

...Unless this thing I had in mind goes through. ...You'll see... As always, piono knows.

Okay. IFBEGRCHJA ~ BASE(64 / 2) = WIN

IFBEGRCHJA ~ BASE(32) = WIN

Now, base32 didn't work, and the tilde (~) means approximately...hmm...

DANG IT!!!

...

...

IFBEGRCHJA is about base 32, which means 'WIN'.

Uh...base 32...that mean 32 = 10? Dang it, I'm an idiot. I still have no idea.

_____

Generic charge: 2/40

Generic Charged Object Mk. II: 11/15

I chip away the walls with my Pottery Prosecutor and use the salvaged materials to continue building the bridge.

To OpelSpeedster
"To try and open a green suitcase"
"Well... I just want to know what's in it, because it's really heavy..."

5/14 Cura Special
5/14 Cura Special

> K4yne: Mutilate Strident/corpse. Just to be safe. Then eat a cheese to heal.
> R. K.: Watch more TV.

I move to the studio and sit in front of the computer and log on to the Minecraft Forums.

Generic Charged Object II: 12/15

I put out a +3 trade
5/40 x2
20/20
10/15
5/5
2/3 x3
I use the heart container then look across the trap-filled gauntlet.
Heh.
Nope.
Wuss. I jump onto the first platform, and begin jumping across at high speed.
WAIT!!! WATCH OUT FOR THAT
I see the platform dropping into the lava, and wall jump off of the buzzsaw that comes down the saw me in half, wall jump back off of the actual wall, and land on the checkpoint platform.
Problem pionoplayer?
I had no idea you were that good at parkour, I used to suck when I played Minecraft as you.
I'm much better at being me than you ever were.
Touche.
You gonna parkour?
Heh heh heh no.
I take cobblestone out of the group inventory go down a block or so so as to avoid the buzzsaws, and skybridge my way to the checkpoint platform.

I slot my progress orb into the door through any means available. Then, I try to find out what my visions mean...and come out with nothing. Seriously, I've never been much good at deciphering cryptic nonsense. Ah well. The next time government protocols come around I can say "I TOLD YOU SO".

If I can, I also insert some records into phonographs(in the studio).

I put out a second +3 trade
6/40 x2
20/20
11/15
5/5
3/3 x3
Me and piono look at each other.
I don't wanna try to cross that.
Meh, I'll go first, what's the worst that could happen?
Okay, scratch that. You are going to skybridge across.
What!?!?!
Unspoken rules of the universe.
Actually, come to think of it, someone else is going to cross, I don't trust something bad not to happen to us right now.

8/10

I heal k4yne with the charged uber

Also, my level up didn't seem to, save, or whatever.

I examine the TV(and attempt to tune it) and listen to the radio(the same thing if all I get is static)

Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 27/40 x1
Ammo charge 4/5 + 2 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable

I walk into the gauntlet room and attempt to shoot the buzz saws with The Silicon Steam Punker.

Scratch? You know what one of the worst things about being stuck in here is? I've come up with a new entity idea, 2 actually. They are really cool too.

Wilson awakes with a start and looks around the room. It is still the same with the exception of a new cube of the wall. There is nothing left to do in this world because some strange meta game force is preventing him from making any more potions. The game master has forsaken him as well, preventing him from doing any actions that have a variable outcome.

+3 up for trade with any AG

9/10

I heal someone else in the room

Wait... Scratch, are you still Pro-Godmodder?

Sorry about that. Although you are lucky it didn't just blow your head off. I use the kinetic energy of the curse to shoot Aegis to a random location in the room of his choice.
2/3
I also try to heal Aegis.