I take a PDA, 1000 cobblestone, a computer and a heart container from the group inventory.
I build a bridge across the pit with the cobblestone.
Diamond Sword / Torch x128 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks 6/10 / PDA / Cobblestone x1000 / Computer / Heart Container
HP: 20/20 EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit
Weapons: Batter Up / Crimson Vortex
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> SONAR SCAN COMPILED
Generating Map...
The map appears on my HUD, giving me the layout of the Gauntlet and presenting me candidate traps highlighted in red.
==> Run to the Forge and captchalogue Cueball Viewfinder and Orange Safe. We can open it later, and the Viewfinder is obviously of story-related importance.
==> PARKOUR
10/10 I sprint off the platform and give myself a boost of thrust to get to the wall and wall run to the next trap, jumping the the other wall to avoid it, landing on the ground only when it's safe.
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
4/14 Cura Special
4/14 Cura Special
> K4yne & R. K.: Slice n Dice Bro Combo at the Strident. Otherwise, victory dance and cheese for K4yne. If killed after Broc Combo apply victory dance and cheese for K4yne.
License Board Stats
14 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
18 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
I make the bridge wider, by taking more cobble from the group inventory. I take as much as needed.
I then enter the green door.
Diamond Sword / Torch x128 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks 7/10 / PDA / Cobblestone x? / Computer / Heart Container
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I decide to go somewhere randomly. I'm getting quite exhausted due to the very aura of this floor. I regret coming in here, but I should have already known that. I begin to clear my mind in some fashion. What will it do, exactly? I shall assume it would allow me to make a decision on where to go.
1/3
I also redirect Medivh's curse towards any living thing that is not me. (this includes players, perhaps?) There's no sense in wasting that, I believe.
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HEY! dark engie must still be in the room, because the effect of frozen is that he can literally do nothing, he is frozen so hard that even psychic abilities and thoughts stop.
Dark Engie would not have been able to teleport away if you really had registered him as frozen, so I get that 15 charge you never actually applied back.
I put out a +3 trade
39/40
20/20
4/15 x2
4/5
3/3 Me and piono head to the gauntlet, I do believe that that is the way to go now. Upon getting inside, I attempt to use frost magic from the void of heat to disable some of the lava traps.
ability:
sky-bridge, i use my minecraftian abilities to conjure up a stack of dirt blocks and attempt to skybridge across the gauntlet, using extra blocks to lock up any mechanisms that attempt to kill me.
Engie_Ninja himself stated that Dark Engie was able to avoid the attack, so I let him avoid the attack. I will give you your fifteen-post charge back, however.
You enter the GAUNTLET.
The lava in the GAUNTLET was already stated to be resistant to all ice attacks.
You cannot create blocks from thin air in Minecraft unless youre in Creative, and that you are surely not.
Aegis, for the love of godmodder, put that cobble in the group inventory. Please.
I realize I have my cloud control hoodie on. IDEA.
Diamond Sword / Torch x128 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks 2/10
During that amazingly original battle cry, I charge in to the Ace. Suddenly, an explosion happens, doing a lot of damage to the Ace, but I take half my hp in damage.
The Earth-Splitter: 19/40
EXTRA! EXTRA! MANIAC IS SELLING 3 CHARGE POINTS IN EXCHANGE FOR 3 FOR HIM!!!!!
> MANIACMASTER: COMBAT OPERANDI - LEEROY JENKINS
You expend 10 Hog Slop and 2 Pie Filling to invoke the command.
You stare down the remaining Ace High with hate in your eyes. You utter one solemn phrase that immideately intensifies into a yell:
You charge at the enemy, exploding in a blinding flash of multicolored light. When you wake, you see that your HP has been halved, and the Ace is dead.
The figure in the room and the chest have been secured.
Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 22/40 x1 (3 from Aegis)
Ammo charge 2/5 + 2 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
I'm a... Brewer?... That's kinda weird considering I've never brewed a potion in this game before. Wilson did all that. Anyway, time to get on with it. I move into the repository and look around. If there's something mean and scary I run away from it.
About that news report, yeah, that is impressive. It's also impressive how we aren't simply buried in the massive amount of lag that would be caused by not only having hundreds of mods but also having hundreds of thousands of players online.
While unconscious, Wilson dreams, mostly of running. Running from enemies, from things bigger than him, from his home, occasionally giving off a bang and smoke as a new bottle melts in the fire and adds its concoction to the blaze.
I believe the software chose your title due to Wilsons interference in the Narrative himself.
I attempt to find a sword to fight with, including its respective sheath.
And that is how it's done!
You're welcome, Lagfest.
I'm sending some Snakes, some of my lowest-level troops, into the manor to investigate.
You cannot find any swords in the BASEMENT.
Oryx finds that none of his minions or himself can locate the Manor at all, in any way, shape, or form, since they are not capable of transcending universes.
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
3/14 Cura Special
3/14 Cura Special
> R. K.: Use The Black Flag to teleport the Strident to your position and hit him with your sword.
> K4yne: Hack the strident to bits and then use the rod form of Chaos' Sinker to send it away again.
License Board Stats
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Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
18 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Whilst waiting for OpelSpeedster to reply, I take The Armistyx and examine it.
Diamond Sword - Equipped (Right Hand)
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128 - 1 Equipped (Left Hand)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
The Armistyx
13/20 health.
The ARMISTYX appears to be a giant scythe, the blade of which is pure black iron that glows with an unusual light. A dark power emanates from the weapon...
You enter a small chamber with a single light at its top and a pedestal in the center. A glowing orb rests on the pedestal. On impulse, you decide to take it.
INVENTORY
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st & 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Large Chest / Copper Throwing Knives x10 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token
HP: 20/20 EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit
Weapons: Batter Up / Crimson Vortex
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> Play record disks, drop 4 PDA's and Computers into the group inventory (I have one of each), drop bricks into group inventory, take 2 Heart Containers and 2 Golden Apples, handing one to Pionoplayer, a Holopad to play with, slide the binding off the rolled up scroll and read it aloud, keep the Skeleton Key because we might need it to get out of the basement, the Finale Operandi Token just in case, divide the cobble into 10 sets of 640, one for me, Piono and Talist, and dump the rest into the Group inventory.
(4 PDAs 8 Heart Containers 1 Golden Apple 4 Computers 1 Hammer 1 Wand Set 1 Cheap Sword 1 Rifle 4480 Cobblestone 256 Brick 3 Record Discs 1 Disc Reader 1 Jukebox added to Group Inventory)
==> To The Gauntlet
==> Deploy Jump Kit!
20/20 I equip my Jump Kit
You play the three record discs: Stal, Strad, and Mellohi.
You divide the contents of the LARGE CHEST into various inventories.
GROUP INVENTORY:
+4 PDAs
+8 Heart Containers
+1 Golden Apple
+4 Computers
+1 Hammer
+1 Wand Set
+1 Cheap Sword
+1 Rifle
+4480 Cobblestone
+256 Brick
+3 Record Discs
+1 Disc Reader
+1 Jukebox
AEGIS-A095 INVENTORY:
+1 Computer
+1 Heart Container
+1 Golden Apple
+1 Holopad
+1 Rolled-Up Scroll
+1 Finale Operandi Token
+1 Skeleton Key
+640 Cobblestone
PIONOPLAYER INVENTORY:
+1 Heart Container
+1 Golden Apple
+640 Cobblestone
I say hello to the person the Aces were tormenting and take all the contents of the chest. I then put it in the group inventory.
The Earth-Splitter: 20/40 (Boost me!)
You talk to the figure the Aces were tormenting.
???: ohmygod!!!!!
???: thank you so much!!!
???: ive been here for like FOREVER!
???: these guys chased me all throughout this place
???: they cornered me :c
???: i dont know what i would have done without you and your friends!
???: can i join your quest or whatever it is youre doing? :3
You wonder whether this potential addition to your team would be a help or a hindrace. You should consult with your friends for better judgement.
CHEST CONTENTS:
1 Rolled-Up Scroll
3 Mann Co. Crates
3 Mann Co. Keys
1 Finale Operandi Token
A SEXTANT is a tool that is used to measure the angle between any two objects. Its primary use is to determine the angle between an object in the sky, such as a star, and the horizon, which is known as that objects altitude.
I +3 trade with maniac and modpack using this post and my last.
2/40 x2
20/20
7/15 x2
5/5
2/3 x2
Having not much idea at what to do, I conjure up more dirt blocks and continue trying to skybridge my way across while breaking traps. I pull out Danger: High Voltage and begin shooting traps with high-power bullets, breaking them.
I do a +3 trade with aegis
4/40 x2
20/20
9/15 x2
5/5
1/3 x3 piono continues skybridging around the gauntlet and breaking traps, this time the ones in the walls with his diamond pick. I remove more of the lava with the void of heat.
I take a PDA, 1000 cobblestone, a computer and a heart container from the group inventory.
I build a bridge across the pit with the cobblestone.
Diamond Sword / Torch x128 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks 6/10 / PDA / Cobblestone x1000 / Computer / Heart Container
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
Palutena's XBlade
Diamond Pickaxe
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
+3 trade available x1
GROUP INVENTORY:
-1 PDA
-1000 Cobblestone
-1 Heart Container
You take the thousand blocks of Cobblestone you have acquired and start placing it, in a bridge formation, across the Pit. However, you can only bridge so much before you lose sight of your fellow teammates and head back.
Perhaps if you have them bridge with you, you can get it done faster.
HP: 20/20 EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit
Weapons: Batter Up / Crimson Vortex
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> SONAR SCAN COMPILED
Generating Map...
The map appears on my HUD, giving me the layout of the Gauntlet and presenting me candidate traps highlighted in red.
==> Run to the Forge and captchalogue Cueball Viewfinder and Orange Safe. We can open it later, and the Viewfinder is obviously of story-related importance.
==> PARKOUR
10/10 I sprint off the platform and give myself a boost of thrust to get to the wall and wall run to the next trap, jumping the the other wall to avoid it, landing on the ground only when it's safe.
You are presented with the layout of the GAUNTLET.
There is the entry platform that you entered through. After that, the floor gives way and is replaced with lava. Only small steel platforms jut out through the lava, that pop back into the lava at a moments notice.
The ceiling is covered by steam.
After ten or so platforms, iron buzzsaws start appearing that you must jump through. Afterwards, there is another large platform with figures on it.
You cannot captchalogue either of those items.
You finish your PARKOUR and land on a steel platform halfway across to the iron checkpoint. You have observed it and have seen that it does not dip back down into the lava like the rest of the platforms.
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
4/14 Cura Special
4/14 Cura Special
> K4yne & R. K.: Slice n Dice Bro Combo at the Strident. Otherwise, victory dance and cheese for K4yne. If killed after Broc Combo apply victory dance and cheese for K4yne.
License Board Stats
14 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
18 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
I make the bridge wider, by taking more cobble from the group inventory. I take as much as needed.
I then enter the green door.
Diamond Sword / Torch x128 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks 7/10 / PDA / Cobblestone x? / Computer / Heart Container
I try to use my alleged first guardian powers to see the future...
Harder...harder...
Now Im relaxed...
Now Im trying harder again...
Well, you don't have First Guardian powers, and never truly did. Remember, due to the complex nature of TwinBuilder's creation, he was designed to host a body, giving them his powers and the ability to create these games.
As such, he is more of a Half Guardian, and since there is only a small amount of his powers within you, you are more of an Eighth Guardian, which is not very powerful at all in the grand scheme of the omniverse.
Regardless, you try anyway.
You shelter yourself within your mind, trying to scry the future. You catch occasional green sparks of energy that create a brilliant pattern, but nothing else. You relax yourself and try your hardest. The sparks continue. They appear more frequently. You feel as if you are overexerting yourself...
The sparks take up your entire vision. You feel like you will black out, but suddenly, all you can see is GREEN
a giant tree
a point of origin
a gargantuan bronzed hexahedron
a disc
an armada of red
government protocols
a resistance
a scratch
You can see so many things at once, its mind-shattering; you can barely concentrate on any one of them. Suddenly, you reel back, a searing red pain stamping out your mind. You feel extremely tired, as if you taken 10 or so damage from the encounter...
Now you just have to figure out what your visions meant.
I decide to go somewhere randomly. I'm getting quite exhausted due to the very aura of this floor. I regret coming in here, but I should have already known that. I begin to clear my mind in some fashion. What will it do, exactly? I shall assume it would allow me to make a decision on where to go.
1/3
I also redirect Medivh's curse towards any living thing that is not me. (this includes players, perhaps?) There's no sense in wasting that, I believe.
You redirect MEDIVH'S CURSE. It arcs through the GAUNTLET, dealing 3 damage to Aegis, who nearly falls off of the platform from which he is stationed.
The enemies in the HALLWAY and the GALLERY have been subdued, and that means it is time to level up.
LEVEL UP ~ fseftr, Irecreeper, ManiacMasteR
Lv. 7: War's Fair
Lv. 6: Enderpeace
Lv. 6: Hell Heir
Strident deals 5 damage to The_Serpent and K4yne using Caledscratch.
Those at the Pit see Modpack_Man's bridgings and wonder if they should help out as well... It would be best for all involved.
TT2000's orb reminds him of the four slots on the Final Door. Didn't a Scroll say something about needing four orbs to pass to the next floor?
Those in the Basement continue with their various sideplots. With all other main things in each room finished, however, the Gauntlet, the last task for the Basement, is ready to be tackled. You will need a brave and strong to party.
Scratch's Manor:
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room, Gallery, Hallway, Studio, The Pit.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Gosh dang it! Well, I said we kept in touch, I didn't say we knew who each other was. And yes, you got me in a checkmate. ...Wait! You said your purpose was to die for Lord English. If you die, who will be the First Guardian/Fourth-wall Guardian of your universe? Also, you never specifically were ever in our meetings, so you aren't exactly a Fourth-Wall Guardian. But O.K., if you say you are.
What do you guys think, should he join our team?
I examine the room I'm in.
I open one of the Mann Co. crates.
The Earth-Splitter: 27/40 (Trade?)
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
I calmly yell throughout the manor: Hello, everyone. Please assist me in my attempt to bridge to the green door on the other side of the pit. I do believe that it could be beneficial to us all. Crucial, even.
Diamond Sword / Torch x128 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks 7/10 / PDA / Cobblestone x1000 / Computer / Heart Container
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Select middle rightmost cube
What cube?
In order to find a cube, you decide to advance along the path, moving forward and then to the left.
To your left is a closed door 1/4th of the way filled. Alongside it is a pattern on the wall with some yellow cubes in it. You decide to select this cube. However, it is impossible to move it. You decide to select this cube instead.
(Please note that this part of the text adventure is very easy to mess up. If what has happened is not what you expected, just enter the command "reload" and explain what you had anticipated to happen.)
(I've always wanted to do that.)
I take a PDA, 1000 cobblestone, a computer and a heart container from the group inventory.
I build a bridge across the pit with the cobblestone.
Nightslice 10/10
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
Palutena's XBlade
Diamond Pickaxe
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
+3 trade available x1
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
33/40 x6
9/10 x34
8/10
INVENTORY
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st & 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Large Chest / Copper Throwing Knives x10 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token
HP: 20/20 EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit
Weapons: Batter Up / Crimson Vortex
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> SONAR SCAN COMPILED
Generating Map...
The map appears on my HUD, giving me the layout of the Gauntlet and presenting me candidate traps highlighted in red.
==> Run to the Forge and captchalogue Cueball Viewfinder and Orange Safe. We can open it later, and the Viewfinder is obviously of story-related importance.
==> PARKOUR
10/10 I sprint off the platform and give myself a boost of thrust to get to the wall and wall run to the next trap, jumping the the other wall to avoid it, landing on the ground only when it's safe.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
4/14 Cura Special
4/14 Cura Special
> K4yne & R. K.: Slice n Dice Bro Combo at the Strident. Otherwise, victory dance and cheese for K4yne. If killed after Broc Combo apply victory dance and cheese for K4yne.
14 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
18 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
4x Cheese
1x Diet Coke Jug
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I examine the new room
I then enter the green door.
Nightslice 10/10
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
Palutena's XBlade
Diamond Pickaxe
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
+3 trade available x2
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Harder...harder...
Now I'm relaxed...
Now I'm trying harder again...
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I enter the green door.
Scratch, you do realize all the fourth-wall guardians stay in contact? I can call the one of your dimension right now. Fix this, or he will kill you.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
1/3
I also redirect Medivh's curse towards any living thing that is not me. (this includes players, perhaps?) There's no sense in wasting that, I believe.
Engie_Ninja himself stated that Dark Engie was able to avoid the attack, so I let him avoid the attack. I will give you your fifteen-post charge back, however.
You enter the GAUNTLET.
The lava in the GAUNTLET was already stated to be resistant to all ice attacks.
You cannot create blocks from thin air in Minecraft unless youre in Creative, and that you are surely not.
> MANIACMASTER: COMBAT OPERANDI - LEEROY JENKINS
You expend 10 Hog Slop and 2 Pie Filling to invoke the command.
You stare down the remaining Ace High with hate in your eyes. You utter one solemn phrase that immideately intensifies into a yell:
LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY JENNNNNKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS.
You charge at the enemy, exploding in a blinding flash of multicolored light. When you wake, you see that your HP has been halved, and the Ace is dead.
The figure in the room and the chest have been secured.
ERROR 041 - IMPROPER SEQUENTIAL PRESS ORDER
I believe the software chose your title due to Wilsons interference in the Narrative himself.
You enter the REPOSITORY.
You respawn.
You examine the two Dispensers.
DISPENSER CONTENTS:
Empty.
DISPENSER CONTENTS:
1 Creeper Spawn Egg
41 Arrows
23 Fire Charges
3 Splash Potions of Harming
1 TNT
You cannot find any swords in the BASEMENT.
Oryx finds that none of his minions or himself can locate the Manor at all, in any way, shape, or form, since they are not capable of transcending universes.
7,500 damage.
You are fully healed.
9,000 damage.
The ARMISTYX appears to be a giant scythe, the blade of which is pure black iron that glows with an unusual light. A dark power emanates from the weapon...
GROUP INVENTORY:
-1 Armistyx
You enter a small chamber with a single light at its top and a pedestal in the center. A glowing orb rests on the pedestal. On impulse, you decide to take it.
TT2000 INVENTORY:
+1 Progress Orb
You play the three record discs: Stal, Strad, and Mellohi.
You divide the contents of the LARGE CHEST into various inventories.
GROUP INVENTORY:
+4 PDAs
+8 Heart Containers
+1 Golden Apple
+4 Computers
+1 Hammer
+1 Wand Set
+1 Cheap Sword
+1 Rifle
+4480 Cobblestone
+256 Brick
+3 Record Discs
+1 Disc Reader
+1 Jukebox
AEGIS-A095 INVENTORY:
+1 Computer
+1 Heart Container
+1 Golden Apple
+1 Holopad
+1 Rolled-Up Scroll
+1 Finale Operandi Token
+1 Skeleton Key
+640 Cobblestone
PIONOPLAYER INVENTORY:
+1 Heart Container
+1 Golden Apple
+640 Cobblestone
TALIST INVENTORY:
+640 Cobblestone
You enter the GAUNTLET and deploy your JUMP KIT.
You talk to the figure the Aces were tormenting.
???: ohmygod!!!!!
???: thank you so much!!!
???: ive been here for like FOREVER!
???: these guys chased me all throughout this place
???: they cornered me :c
???: i dont know what i would have done without you and your friends!
???: can i join your quest or whatever it is youre doing? :3
You wonder whether this potential addition to your team would be a help or a hindrace. You should consult with your friends for better judgement.
CHEST CONTENTS:
1 Rolled-Up Scroll
3 Mann Co. Crates
3 Mann Co. Keys
1 Finale Operandi Token
You add these items to the GROUP INVENTORY.
You will level up at the end of the turn.
A SEXTANT is a tool that is used to measure the angle between any two objects. Its primary use is to determine the angle between an object in the sky, such as a star, and the horizon, which is known as that objects altitude.
You enter the STUDIO.
You examine the two Dispensers.
DISPENSER CONTENTS:
Empty.
DISPENSER CONTENTS:
1 Creeper Spawn Egg
41 Arrows
23 Fire Charges
3 Splash Potions of Harming
1 TNT
You cannot see any visible traps.
You enter the STUDIO.
You enter the small chamber with TT2000, who explains the appearnce of the orb that rested on the pedestal.
GROUP INVENTORY:
-1 PDA
-1000 Cobblestone
-1 Heart Container
You take the thousand blocks of Cobblestone you have acquired and start placing it, in a bridge formation, across the Pit. However, you can only bridge so much before you lose sight of your fellow teammates and head back.
Perhaps if you have them bridge with you, you can get it done faster.
+20 Bridging.
You are presented with the layout of the GAUNTLET.
There is the entry platform that you entered through. After that, the floor gives way and is replaced with lava. Only small steel platforms jut out through the lava, that pop back into the lava at a moments notice.
The ceiling is covered by steam.
After ten or so platforms, iron buzzsaws start appearing that you must jump through. Afterwards, there is another large platform with figures on it.
You cannot captchalogue either of those items.
You finish your PARKOUR and land on a steel platform halfway across to the iron checkpoint. You have observed it and have seen that it does not dip back down into the lava like the rest of the platforms.
10,000 damage.
No need.
Well, you don't have First Guardian powers, and never truly did. Remember, due to the complex nature of TwinBuilder's creation, he was designed to host a body, giving them his powers and the ability to create these games.
As such, he is more of a Half Guardian, and since there is only a small amount of his powers within you, you are more of an Eighth Guardian, which is not very powerful at all in the grand scheme of the omniverse.
Regardless, you try anyway.
You shelter yourself within your mind, trying to scry the future. You catch occasional green sparks of energy that create a brilliant pattern, but nothing else. You relax yourself and try your hardest. The sparks continue. They appear more frequently. You feel as if you are overexerting yourself...
The sparks take up your entire vision. You feel like you will black out, but suddenly, all you can see is GREEN
a giant tree
a point of origin
a gargantuan bronzed hexahedron
a disc
an armada of red
government protocols
a resistance
a scratch
You can see so many things at once, its mind-shattering; you can barely concentrate on any one of them. Suddenly, you reel back, a searing red pain stamping out your mind. You feel extremely tired, as if you taken 10 or so damage from the encounter...
Now you just have to figure out what your visions meant.
I am my universe's Fourth-Wall Guardian.
Checkmate.
You redirect MEDIVH'S CURSE. It arcs through the GAUNTLET, dealing 3 damage to Aegis, who nearly falls off of the platform from which he is stationed.
LEVEL UP ~ fseftr, Irecreeper, ManiacMasteR
Lv. 7: War's Fair
Lv. 6: Enderpeace
Lv. 6: Hell Heir
Strident deals 5 damage to The_Serpent and K4yne using Caledscratch.
Those at the Pit see Modpack_Man's bridgings and wonder if they should help out as well... It would be best for all involved.
TT2000's orb reminds him of the four slots on the Final Door. Didn't a Scroll say something about needing four orbs to pass to the next floor?
Those in the Basement continue with their various sideplots. With all other main things in each room finished, however, the Gauntlet, the last task for the Basement, is ready to be tackled. You will need a brave and strong to party.
Scratch's Manor:
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room, Gallery, Hallway, Studio, The Pit.
Living Room - Players:
BioShock_Rules: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: MACHINE GUN. Level 3: Adam's Apple.
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M, DIAMOND SWORD, IRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Golden Pick.
Living Room - Objects of Interest:
North Door.
East Door. Leads to Hallway.
South Door. Leads to The Pit.
West Door. Leads to Gallery.
Final Door. Counter: 0/4.
Staircase. Leads to Finale.
Red Chest. Opened.
Flatscreen TV. On.
DaVinci Bot. Can heal players.
Gallery - Players:
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 12/20. Equipped: SILVER BOW. Lv. 6: Angelus Custos
fseftr: [PG] HP: 16/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, UMBRELLA WARFARE. Lv. 6: Ideoque.
Gallery - Objects of Interest:
Various Paintings. Resting on Walls.
Unfinished Paintings.
Green Door. At other end of room.
Hallway - Players:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE. Lv. 5: Halfway's End
ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 9/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND CHESTPLATE, BEGGAR'S BAZOOKA, GOLD STAR. Taken: MINIGUN. Lv. 5: Fifth Wall.
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
Dispensers.
The Pit - Players:
secret_scribe1: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1. Lv. 5: Ranger
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: POTTERY PROSECUTOR, CONDUCTIRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Doctor, Doctor.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, PALUTENA'S X-BLADE, STRANGE ESCAPE PLAN, STRANGE GLOVES OF RUNNING URGENTLY. Enchantments: Feather Falling. Lv. 3: Temp Assist.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, STRANGE LOLLICHOP. Level 3: Nether Mind.The Pit - Objects of Interest:
The Giant Pit. Depth is assumed to be infinite. 20% Bridged.
Green Door. At other end of The Pit.
Studio - Players:
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, λΣ GUN. Taken: Pistol, Shotgun. Lv. 5: Anonymous.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: GREEN LAMP, STARRY NIGHT, STRANGE SUBMACHINE GUN, STRANGE CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR. Lv. 6: Conspiring Creator.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE CROSSCIRCLE, HELL'S INSTRUMENT. Lv. 5: Mind over Matter.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 15/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. Lv. 6: Entropy's Entourage
Studio - Objects of Interest:
Computer and TV. Both on.
Various Instruments.
Hashmap Turntables.
Strident: [
Assortments of Records.
First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway, Closet, Balcony, Entrance, Finale.
Library - Players:
Library - Objects of Interest:
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper. Housing Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole. Left where the Brittle Floor and Chandelier once were.
Safe. Unlocked. Contains Red Key.
Kitchen - Players:
Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator. Contains various items.
Stove.
Oven. Next to DaVinci Bot, which can heal players.
Garbage Bin. Contains Dead Body.
Sink.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Entrance.
Complex Redstone Structure. I have no idea what this does.
Mounted Cueball Trophy.
Balcony - Players:
Balcony - Objects of Interest:
Table. Equipped with Chess Set.
Closet - Objects of Interest:
Brooms.
Unknown Books.
Entrance - Players:
OpelSpeedster: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Wall of Mirrors. Produces dopplegangers of players.
Final Door. Leads to Finale.
Finale - Players:
Leonstar0: [AG] HP:13/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ARMISTYX. Level 3: Red Dwarf.
Finale - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Living Room.
Green Suitcase. Locked.
The Basement - Discovered Rooms: Sacred Ground.
Sacred Ground - Players:
rougesteelproject: [N] HP: 20/20.
Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.
West Door. Leads to Repository.
South Door. Leads to Forge.
East Door.
Phonograph. Ready to play.
Forge - Players:
Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 14/20.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: SUFFICIENTLY LETHAL KILLSTREAK BLACK BOX, SUIT OF ARMOR. Lv. 5: Manhunter.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS.
Forge - Objects of Interest:
Magic Cueball Viewfinder. Displaying the Forge.
Orange Safe. Locked. Has letter-pad. Displaying message.
West Door.
Repository - Players:
Repository - Objects of Interest:
Large Chest. Captchalogued.
Sign.
Gauntlet - Players:
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 5: Authority.
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 6: Most Valuable. Equipped: TICK TOCK.
Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
Mirror Room - Players:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: POCKET KNIFE. Lv. 7: Nihilistic
Talist: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 2: Brewer. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, AT NO EXPENSE.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 17/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, MAN'S BEST FRIEND. Lv. 2: Basic Magician
Mirror Room - Objects of Interest:
Group Inventory:
1 Chair / 1 Astrolabe / 30 Gun Magazines / 11 Heart Containers / 1 Compass / 1 Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / 1 Problem Sleuth Anthology / 1 Sniper Rifle / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / 1 Milk Jug / 10 Watter Bottles / 1 Stick of Butter / 1 OJ Jug / 1 The Nature of Split Personalities / 1 First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / Overkill Minirail / Carnage in a Cylinder / 4 Bandages / Sextant / 4 Candy Corn / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / Magic 8 Ball / Telescope / Apple Juice Jug / 3 Name Tags / 3 Desc. Tags / 3 PDAs / Golden Apple / 3 Computers / Hammer / Wand Set / Cheap Sword / Rifle / 3,480 Cobblestone / 256 Bricks / 3 Record Discs / Disc Reader / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / 3 Mann Co. Crates / 3 Mann Co. Keys
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
What do you guys think, should he join our team?
I examine the room I'm in.
I open one of the Mann Co. crates.
The Earth-Splitter: 27/40 (Trade?)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I check the Library for any object where I can use the Red Key with.
Spells Casted: 37/200
Hello, everyone. Please assist me in my attempt to bridge to the green door on the other side of the pit. I do believe that it could be beneficial to us all. Crucial, even.
Nightslice 10/10
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
Palutena's XBlade
Diamond Pickaxe
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
+3 trade available x1
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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I flash away, looking for some healing objects.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Next entity 40/40unavailableRandom stockpile charge. 26/40 x1 (3 trade with ManiacMasteR)
Ammo charge 3/5 + 2 stocked +
9 stockedunavailableHey Scratch, have you ever played/heard of Snooker?
I use my pick to mine through anywhere I can in this room.
Also, Engie, there are some bandages in the group inventory.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I quickly run over to OpelSpeedster.
"Excuse me, but can I use your key?"
Diamond Sword - Equipped (Right Hand)
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128 - 1 Equipped (Left Hand)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
The Armistyx
I say something that most people here, even Doc Scratch, can agree on: Team Fortress 2 is fun.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Select middle rightmost cube
What cube?
In order to find a cube, you decide to advance along the path, moving forward and then to the left.
To your left is a closed door 1/4th of the way filled. Alongside it is a pattern on the wall with some yellow cubes in it. You decide to select this cube. However, it is impossible to move it. You decide to select this cube instead.
>Move left 3
You move the cubes from here to here.
>Move down 9
You move the cubes from here to here.
(Please note that this part of the text adventure is very easy to mess up. If what has happened is not what you expected, just enter the command "reload" and explain what you had anticipated to happen.)
>...
I scan the Kitchen for anything in which the red key can be used on.
That depends. What do you intend to do with it?
Spells Casted: 37/200
I just realized that by "Antichamber" they actually meant the GAME Antichamber. OMG
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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