The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I walk over to the East Door of the basement, and open it, as I believe it has not been opened. I then examine the room. If anything pops out and attempts to kill me, I give it a cookie (Is it a corporeal one? I have a hunch.) and dodge it's attack (assuming I failed to befriended it.) If said door is locked, I stare at the walls, due to there not being any other real things to do.
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I mess around with pesterchum a little on my PDA, and then I help bridge by using cobble. If the green door has been reached, I enter it.
Diamond Sword / Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x100 / PDA / Cobblestone x? / Computer / Heart Container / Cool Gun Weapon Thing 6/10
I go to a room on the 2nd floor with conflict happening, and shoot the enemies there
Also, no level up from strident? If you couldn't tell, I'm trying to get as many levels as possible.
YEAH, I CAN TELL. STOP DOING THAT.
Do I want to know why?
YES. YOU ARE GETTING TOO POWERFUL.
What?
IT WILL BE HARDER TO KILL YOU.
You realize we share the same body, right? If I level up, so do you...
I WANT TO KILL US BOTH
Are you still going with that?
YES. IF I CAN'T BE SIGNIFICANT, NEITHER WILL YOU!
Yeah... empty threats won't make me give you Primary status again.
THEY ARE NOT EMPTY.
Okay, let's assume you aren't lying.
I'M NOT.
You haven't been able to take control lately. I can tell you've tried.
HMMPH.
It appears I've become the clear Primary once again.
NO! I CANNOT LET THIS BE! I MUST KILL YOU.
Well, you aren't going to accomplish that by taking over the body.
THERE IS ANOTHER WAY!
Oh, what is it?
THERE'S NO GOING BACK
Oh no, you don't mean...
I DO!
I'd really rather not.
ARE YOU SCARED?
No, it just doesn't seem very...productive...
YOU COWARD.
You aren't going to be talked down, are you?
LET'S DO IT.
Fine...
SHA-
BlueAI.exe has encountered a fatal error: Shatter
OrangeAI.exe has encountered a fatal error: Shatter
Re-enable Manual Control? Y/N
Y
Enter Admin Password:
*********
Admin Confirmed
Manual Control Re-enabled.
Right, so... you probably have many questions.
Well, all you need to know, is that since the first post that mentioned Secondary, my account was being run by an AI I built. It's purpose was to simulate two splits.
Blue was based off of my personality, and Orange was simply one designed so he wouldn't get along with Blue.
I didn't expect them to shatter so soon, hence the fatal error.
But, I think the experiment has run it's course.
I'm back.
Not that you ever noticed me leaving.
==> I retrieve the Unobtanium cable I had and impale 4 Chicken Jockeys on the 4 spikes on the end. I hang it over the edge of the platform and roast them over the lava. I add the chicken to my inventory.
I take the hammer from the Group Inventory, as a melee weapon, before finding more hammers to utilize from the forge.
Umm, Ruthven! We have a new universe to send troops to! Get to work on a gateway!
*Arcane hissing, bubbling, and gurgling are heard from Lord Ruthven's study in Oryx's castle.*
Lord Ruthven (meant to sound like a stereotypical vampire): My lord, there is a vay, but it vill be difficult. My dark mana extends so far, but this universe appears to be very vell hidden...
Well, if I can speak to it, my armies can get to it! Work!
I use 20 torches to light up the bridge. My Microsoft Cloud Piece blocks summon is done, giving me 200 Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks, half of which I put into the bridging.
TIMMM INVENTORY:
-20 Torches
-100 Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks
Diamond Sword / Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x100 / PDA / Cobblestone x1000 / Computer / Heart Container / Cool Gun Weapon Thing 1/10
You examine CALEDSCRATCH. It is a mighty and fearsome blade whose alchemization recipe has been lost to the strands of time. The miniature turntable at its center appears to have time-based abilities.
I +3 trade with talist
10/40 x2
20/20
15/15 x2
4/5 x2
3/3 x3
Does this even deserve a response? No, but we'll respond anyways. I pull out the fusionthrower. 3/3 expended! special attack: KFC!!! Seeing as how the five jockeys all together have 10000 health, I think we are due for some nice, crunchy chicken. Yum.
If any are still alive, I punt them into the lava.
Piono, don't you think it would be reasonable to assume that I simply made a mistake and the Jockeys all together have 50,000 HP? Because you have failed to recognize that fact and instead just acted as if it wasn't a mistake, this attack does not go through, and no, you don't get your charge back, because you should have known I would have not, in good conscience, made those enemies that blatantly underpowered.
I +3 trade with modpack
12/40 x2
2/20 x2
15/15 x2
5/5 x2
1/3 x3 If the chicken jockeys are still alive: I take out the Doctor's Doom and do some cleaning. I put the dust, feathers, and zombies flesh into the lava below, whether or not its still in one piece Interpretation: I use the Doctor's Doom to knock any remaining jockeys into the lava.
I attempt to parkour my way across to the next checkpoint.
The Chicken Jockeys are too fast. You cannot get a good hit on them.
I +3 trade with aegis
14/40
4/20 x2
15/15 x2
5/5 x2
3/3 x3 I skybridge across, and watch as piono manages to bounce off the side of one of the buzzsaws andland on my platform.
Need help?
Shut up.
Meanwhile...
Out in the battlefield...
An iconic bright blue box hovers in mid-air.
A certain clown sits, pondering what to do. Hmm... Nothing seems to be working.
Wait, what is this?
Ah! Some ordinary Minecraftians!
This will be interesting...
The TARDIS warps down in front of Pabu and the rest of the Robomonkey clan.
The doors open, revealing a certain clownish face... Hello? Do you need some help?
Elsewhere...
Obsessedwizard [P] [Worldbreaker Mod]: Shoot, piono said that things would get whacked out, but this is ridiculous.
pionoplayer [P] [Worldbreaker]: You kidding me? How do you think I feel? I thought DTG was just a forum game!
Obsessedwizard [P] [Worldbreaker Mod]: Yeah, you were a bit of a noob though.
pionoplayer [P] [Worldbreaker]: I suppose. But still...
pionoplayer [P] [Worldbreaker]: I don't like being helpless.
pionoplayer [P] [Worldbreaker]: I hate this so much. I want to DO something. ANYTHING.
piono [AG] [Worldbreaker Owner]: So what are you going to do about it?
pionoplayer [P] [Worldbreaker]: You tell me! You're the one in the heat of things!
Obsessedwizard [P] [Worldbreaker Mod]: My older brother is being a bit angry, but yes piono. What now? This is getting a little frustrating.
piono [AG] [Worldbreaker Owner]: You'll need to head to Ground Zero.
Obsessedwizard [P] [Worldbreaker Mod]: That doesn't seem like a wise idea. We don't have very good weapons.
pionoplayer [P] [Worldbreaker]: Yeah! The Homestuck characters will slaughter us and all of our friends ragequit days ago!
piono [AG] [Worldbreaker Owner]: You'll need some help.
pionoplayer [P] [Worldbreaker]: Oooh... This is a cool gun... The Giga Gun, it even sounds cool.
Obsessedwizard [P] [Worldbreaker Mod]: Sweet... I like these swords... They look useful. Void of Heat, Broken Uranium's Umbrage, man, I'm suddenly very glad about the duel wielding feature.
piono [AG] [Worldbreaker Owner]: They are. Now you'll need to head down to Ground Zero.
piono [AG] [Worldbreaker Owner]: Some of my informants say that there are other groups of players heading to Ground Zero.
piono [AG] [Worldbreaker Owner]: Attempt to team up with some of them, grow your group.
piono [AG] [Worldbreaker Owner]: Create an army. I will provide you with more of these advanced weapons.
piono [AG] [Worldbreaker Owner]: It is time to end this.
Note: Sorry That the above doesn't have formatting I had problems with text color.
You know, I was actually kind of wondering what was going on with the other players, and why we haven't seen many new ones in a while...WORLD BUILDING! I'll have to keep an eye out on the faction subplot...
Remember when the godmodder summoned a player in a cage? Good times, good times... Things certainly have escalated...a bit...since then.
I teleport to the Pit(and by teleport I mean I just walk really fast), deposit everything in my inventory, save for my equipped things, into the group inventory. No reason not to share! Then, I take a green lamp out of the group inventory, and throw it into the pit. Just to see if it disappears or if it hits a bottom. Then, I take all the other green lamps and use them to build a section of the bridge that is slightly wobbly, and slightly less slightly precarious.
Yes, you will. This looks to be interesting.
You enter THE PIT.
GROUP INVENTORY: +1 Diamond Sword +1 Diamond Pickaxe +128 Torches +1 Crafting Table +1 Furnace +1 Enchanting Table +3 Empty Chests +1 TV Remote Control +1 Mirror Frame +1 Large Bookshelf +10 Green Lamps
GROUP INVENTORY: -10 Green Lamps
You throw a GREEN LAMP into THE PIT. After two or seconds, its light fades.
You use the other nine LAMPS to construct +4 Bridging.
Scratch, don't be a twerp! You know exactly who I mean! I'm talking about the person the Aces High were beating up. I examine them again.
You equip the SCOUT SHAKO.
You can never be too sure in these text adventures. Everything has to be precise. You examine the person.
They appear to be a Minecraft avatar, just like all of you are. They have an Emo Skin, which is very nondescript because there's thousands of those skins out there. The nametag above their head reads, "strudlekitty4427".
I turn on my PDA. I search for a wifi connection, and sign in pesterchum on it.
I turn on the Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks being used in bridging, which light up and provide a live video feed of everyone else in the manor, so I can bridge farther, feeling secure by seeing people. I bridge farther with cobblestone.
Diamond Sword / Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x100 / PDA / Cobblestone x? / Computer / Heart Container / Cool Gun Weapon Thing 5/10
Shhh, Scratch! pionoplayer can't know about this. What was that?
Nothing.
Okay, I don't need a viewport, I've got a small network set up with some of the various players, I've been getting information from them, okay?
And technically, I can actually do all of these things for three reasons:
1. I know we are still linked into Godcraft in some form because all Minecraft functions are still functioning, nothing Minecraft-linked can exist right now in relation to the world without being linked to Godcraft.
2. I know that the messaging system works, because we are all of us players communicating just fine between us. The team chat works at least, and that's what I'm using.
3. I know the mailing system works, because otherwise several of the inventory systems, mine and pionoplayer's being one of them, wouldn't work properly.
So yes, it did happen, I am violating nothing of any sort, nor am I violating any rules.
And please be more careful with my chat logs. I will be at an extreme disadvantage if pionoplayer finds out what I'm doing!
/nullpost
1. You are not linked to GodCraft in any way, shape, or form imaginable. You are in a completely different universe, and the only reason you are still Minecraft avatars governed by most of its laws is due to my influence.
2. You players are conversing through a much different messaging system than what you would have used to talk to them, and that is not accessible since, again, you are in a completely different universe.
3. Your mailing system is a different one than the link that you use to share your inventory with Pionoplayer's.
Additionally, Pionoplayer claims that he is not a Minecraft avatar, correct? He is something that has been to many, many universes. Well then, if that's true, then he should not even exist in DTG at all. It would be you, the embodiment of his Minecraft avatar, since every player is a Minecraft avatar.
I examine the wand set whilst I wait for OpelSpeedster to reply
(Magic! pew pew pew!)
Diamond Sword - Equipped (Right Hand)
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128 - 1 Equipped (Left Hand)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
The Armistyx
13/20 health.
The WAND SET is just that. A set of wands. However, it appears that rather than wands, they are some sort of knitting needle that are shaped as wands. Rather peculiar...
Scratch. I am an idiot. Just...just be aware of that. Well, I might be creative, but...WAIT. ...THIS WILL PROBABLY BE FRUITLESS...BUT...
...
...
...if the alphabet is base 26...
Ha! Finally got it?
Where have you been?
Meh, it's hard to type these color codes on an iPad.
Gonna offer any enigmic advice?
Nope. Ciao.
...
...anyways...
...oh Scratch, if I got this right...holy crap, this is literally the hardest problem I have ever answered.
...which, if you consider my age, really shouldn't mean that much, but whatever. I THINK I FINALLY HAVE IT!!!
...
...
...
...GORRILLA!!!!!
AGH!!!
I don't think (I = C.F). THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!!! Oh, but I'll get it, Scratch. Oh, yes, I'll get it. Heheh. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH. HAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Seriously though, I'll get it. Ugh. I have not yet encountered a problem I haven't solved, and this shall be no exception.
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Generic charge: 3/40
Seeing as to how I'm not getting too far with this (I wouldn't say 'nowhere'. Nah, this is a special kind of failure. If anything, it's negative.), I read a bit of 'First Block and Other Legends' or whatever the book may be called
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Okay, either you put more thought into it than I ever put any thought into anything, I'm doing it completely wrong or I'm an idiot. I just filled 2 whole pages with numbers and letters and crap but I'm still stuck. I'm probably overlooking something ridiculously obvious, but what I'm trying to do is convert a letter (I) into a base 26 number (2.692307692), then base 32 (0.3313609468), then multiplying each and every letter's numerical value (still in base 26) number by what I multiplied 'I' by, then using the numbers each letter got as the range (n + (1/32 - 0.00000000001(can't find the repeating symbol on this keyboard)) for that letter. As you can see, this is my first time dealing with different bases. Also you probably don't want to know my age. I'm trying, Scratch. I'm trying.
, once taken away and all cubes around remain, quickly select cube to left of last cube, move left one, reselect, move down as far as possible, move right as far as possible
Unfortunately, I cannot respond to this today. Expect it tomorrow.
I walk over to the East Door of the basement, and open it, as I believe it has not been opened. I then examine the room. If anything pops out and attempts to kill me, I give it a cookie (Is it a corporeal one? I have a hunch.) and dodge it's attack (assuming I failed to befriended it.) If said door is locked, I stare at the walls, due to there not being any other real things to do.
You've already been in the EAST ROOM; it is the MIRROR ROOM.
There is something else to do: exploring the GAUNTLET.
I mess around with pesterchum a little on my PDA, and then I help bridge by using cobble. If the green door has been reached, I enter it.
Diamond Sword / Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x100 / PDA / Cobblestone x? / Computer / Heart Container / Cool Gun Weapon Thing 6/10
I pull out a small purple cube and put it on the floor where it makes a long bridge segment out of end stone and obsidian.
Charging portable Enderarmory 4/10...
You do not have a small purple cube in your inventory.
Be aware that you are only allowed to post three times per turn. I will allow you amnesty this turn, however, due to it being the first turn you have posted.
I go to a room on the 2nd floor with conflict happening, and shoot the enemies there
Also, no level up from strident? If you couldn't tell, I'm trying to get as many levels as possible.
YEAH, I CAN TELL. STOP DOING THAT.
Do I want to know why?
YES. YOU ARE GETTING TOO POWERFUL.
What?
IT WILL BE HARDER TO KILL YOU.
You realize we share the same body, right? If I level up, so do you...
I WANT TO KILL US BOTH
Are you still going with that?
YES. IF I CAN'T BE SIGNIFICANT, NEITHER WILL YOU!
Yeah... empty threats won't make me give you Primary status again.
THEY ARE NOT EMPTY.
Okay, let's assume you aren't lying.
I'M NOT.
You haven't been able to take control lately. I can tell you've tried.
HMMPH.
It appears I've become the clear Primary once again.
NO! I CANNOT LET THIS BE! I MUST KILL YOU.
Well, you aren't going to accomplish that by taking over the body.
THERE IS ANOTHER WAY!
Oh, what is it?
THERE'S NO GOING BACK
Oh no, you don't mean...
I DO!
I'd really rather not.
ARE YOU SCARED?
No, it just doesn't seem very...productive...
YOU COWARD.
You aren't going to be talked down, are you?
LET'S DO IT.
Fine...
SHA-
BlueAI.exe has encountered a fatal error: Shatter
OrangeAI.exe has encountered a fatal error: Shatter
Re-enable Manual Control? Y/N
Y
Enter Admin Password:
*********
Admin Confirmed
Manual Control Re-enabled.
Right, so... you probably have many questions.
Well, all you need to know, is that since the first post that mentioned Secondary, my account was being run by an AI I built. It's purpose was to simulate two splits.
Blue was based off of my personality, and Orange was simply one designed so he wouldn't get along with Blue.
I didn't expect them to shatter so soon, hence the fatal error.
But, I think the experiment has run it's course.
I'm back.
Not that you ever noticed me leaving.
(How's that for a plot twist?)
There are no enemies on the SECOND FLOOR.
My mistake. You will level up at the end of the turn.
...
That was certainly an odd turn of events. Actually, that was ingenious of you to simulate the Build of a bipolar body. It seems that your reading paid off. I would have liked to see the Shatter, but it appears the simulation wasn't built for that event to occur as early on as it did.
We now return to GAME OVER, in which we discuss the Operation and its effects on society.
The government has been trying to figure out exactly how the Operation worked and was delivered for ages. However, they have only been able to piece together the basics. What we do know is this: On September 1st, 2013, every computer with a registered Minecraft account was hacked upon boot-up.
The hack displayed a pop-up, which internet boards reported to say: "Godmodder477 has invited you to GodCraft! Do you accept?" This invitation feature has not been added by Mojang AB in any update. There was no prompt to close out of the window, and those who tried to restart, shut down, or open Task Manager found they could not.
After a set amount of time, the 'YES' button on the prompt would automatically be clicked, and Minecraft would boot-up, instantly logging the user onto the server. The Operation disabled a shutdown of the game, and a shutdown of the computer. Additionally, and strangely, many users reported no battery loss whatsoever while on the server whatsoever, as if the "Godmodder" wanted them to be kept on. Turning off the monitor, hard-resetting the computer by holding down the power button, and even unplugging the computer did nothing at all.
==> I retrieve the Unobtanium cable I had and impale 4 Chicken Jockeys on the 4 spikes on the end. I hang it over the edge of the platform and roast them over the lava. I add the chicken to my inventory.
==>
The Chicken Jockeys all scatter across the platform so you can't get any of them at once.
I take the hammer from the Group Inventory, as a melee weapon, before finding more hammers to utilize from the forge.
Umm, Ruthven! We have a new universe to send troops to! Get to work on a gateway!
*Arcane hissing, bubbling, and gurgling are heard from Lord Ruthven's study in Oryx's castle.*
Lord Ruthven (meant to sound like a stereotypical vampire): My lord, there is a vay, but it vill be difficult. My dark mana extends so far, but this universe appears to be very vell hidden...
Well, if I can speak to it, my armies can get to it! Work!
But, my lord-
NOW!
Yes, my lord.
GROUP INVENTORY: -1 Hammer
You equip the HAMMER. It is identical to the one that was used for the ALCHEMITER.
Oh, you'd better believe it when you say it's difficult. Crockercorp Battalions Quadrant 4, Section 13, Troops 61-64, fly back to the Fourth Wall of Alternia. Defend it from whomever passes through. Do not fall back under any circumstances.
Those in the Studio notice a shiny orb at the foot of a pile of records. It's a PROGRESS ORB, which is vital to your progression out of this floor. Someone should bring it back to the LIVING ROOM and attach it to the door.
Those in the Pit are almost finished with their Bridging... They can see the other edge of the room right before their eyes. A figure wrapped in shadow lies on the platform... It appears strife will befall you once you finish Bridging.
Those in the Gauntlet are encircled by the ever-running Chicken Jockeys... They deal 6 damage to all three players on the Iron Checkpoint before running out of range.
~~~
MEANWHILE...
A portion of the majestic cliff that served as a base of operations for five wannabe rebels has been vaporized thanks to the sudden stupefying appearance of a strange interdimensional azure telephone booth. Its doors open and a grinning jester walks out, surveying his audience.
His audience is, predictably, extremely frightened.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: God! How can you type so fast!
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Oh, and also the creepy-as-all-hell jester who just SOMEHOW happened to appear through...
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Wait, what did he just appear through?
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: the TARDIS, dumbgorilla
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: haven't any of you watched doctor who?
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: I have.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: And I am extremely puzzled as to how a Mario villain, one who exists entirely in two dimensions, no less, has acquired one.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: On a Minecraft server as well.
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: YOU HON3STLY SHOULDN'T BE SURPR1S3D
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Oh my God! Now you're Terezi?
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: SQUUUUUUEEEEEEEEE!!! TEREZI IS MI FAVS TROLL!!!!!
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: is that the one who recieved no character development whatsoever?
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: wait, NONE of them recieved any character development whatsoever, my mistake
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: >:0
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: HOW *D4R3* YOU
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: YOU OBV1OUSLY H4V3N'T R34D P4ST H1V3B3NT
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: what the hell is hivebent
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: YOU SHOULD B3 4SH4M3D
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: you can insult me all you gorillaing want later
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: can we just focus on this THING right now?
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Yeah, seriously.
Hello? Do you need some help? Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Holy gorilla, he talks.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Assuming he has the syntax of the real Dimentio from Super Paper Mario, this should be interesting.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Allow me to do the talking.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: NOOOOOO! I WANT 2 DOO THE TALKING, SWAG!
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: My name is not swag, it's swedge.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: If you're going to say it, say it right.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Hello, Dimentio.
Splendid! Someone here knows... Someone here knows who I am! Allow me to introduce myself in a roar... Like a freight train going at 88 miles an hour... Master of dimensions... Pleaser of crowds... I am... Dimentio! swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: That's what you said to Mario when you first saw him.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Not very original when it comes to speech, I see.
Oh, bother! I don't like to be judged! Judging, judging, judging... I'd much prefer to be free! Like a leaf in the wind! Although yes... I often repeat that line when talking to people. I feel it sums up my character... Quite well, in fact... Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: How the hell is he talking in Faction-only chat.
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: Y34H, S3R1OUSLY
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: 1T'S CR33P1NG M3 OUT >:/
Once you've earned such a title as high in the clouds of the Echeladder as I, you learn to do some things! Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: You know what an Echeladder is?
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: But you're not even from Homestuck!
I am a MASTER of dimensions, remember? Ahahahaha... I've seen so many things! I've seen the future! I've seen the past! And I think I can be of some help to you! ...If you accept my offer! swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: I'm not sure we should.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: You're as big of an antagonist as the Godmodder is.
That old buffoon? I'm not even on his side! If he was the home team at a football stadium, I would be... the referee! Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: i thought you said you weren't on his side
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: wouldn't you be one of Them?
Them...? Oh, of course... Silly me! I'm not an Anti-Godmodder! I strike out on every side! I'm not bound by the laws of bias! Why, sometimes I even give my own partners a good lashing! swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: You see? He's dangerous...
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: NO OFF3NS3 Oh, none taken... You see, even I recognize I'm not exactly the most trustworthy jester in the omniverse! Of course, no jester is completely trustworthy... Dabbling in the Dark Carnival is bound to bring madness to all who gaze into its murky waters at some point... But I have been one of the more evil ones, haven't I. Oh well! I just wanted to see if I could be of any service... swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Wait.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: What exactly is your offer?
I forgot to tell you, didn't I! Whoops! Heeheehee... Well, it's simple. I'll help you get to the Battlefield... If you do something for me in return. swedge987654321[Robomonkey]: What?
I want you to find an object for me... It's called the First Block.
Scratch's Manor:
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room, Gallery, Hallway, Studio, The Pit.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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WIN = ABCDGH ​Why not scratch the record of that CALEDSCRATCH with the Wand Set? Seems like a good experiment. For science! Erm, would that not trigger the Scra​NOPE! *Sigh* Just don't do it.
/null
I summon a cool gun weapon thing, the DOOMBRINGER, which is a very powerful gun, which happens to also exist in a more powerful form in another universe. I equip it, along with the Widow's Black Matter. I use 50 Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks to bridge.
I examine a strange program on my PDA, called CHAOS. I open it, only to find a heavily encrypted message.
Diamond Sword / Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x50 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe
==> 10/10 AEGIS-A095: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - CHANGE OF TACTICS - I just ignore the chicken jockeys and multi-jump to the next platform flappy bird style (highscore 41). When I get there, I just swing the Unobtanium cable like a mace and impale them that way. The cable, being made of Unobtanium, cannot be cut and just dulls all the saw blades it touches. I just snipe the chicken jocks with well thrown copper knives afterwards.
==> Move on before the platform sinks into the lava.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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SolidMastR
Xbox:
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I ask the mysterious person to help me build the bridge. I think it's either one of the Trolls or gardenGnostic... sorry, I haven't read Homestuck all that much.
The Nether-Compeller: 4/20
I teleport everyone who has an orb to the living room. There. Now, please put it in the slot.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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POST III; Previous Charges: Raspberry Pi: 6/10 Tippi: 10/20. Count Bleck: 10/20. Upgrade: 9/40. Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40. I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10. Nimble Core: 2/10. Life Circuit: 2/6 Oh no. Nonononono. THE FIRST BLOCK!?!?!?!??!?! WAIT. A GIANT TREE? A POINT OF ORIGIN? A BRONZED HEXAGON? A SCRATCH? OH NO. NONO. DIMENTIO. HE IS... MAKING THE SCRATCH. HEH. EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED. WHY? I AM CORRUPTION. WHY ELSE? I WANT TO GLITCH THE PLACE. GLITCHES ALL AROUND. I AM GLITCH. I GIVE GLITCH. I MAKE GLITCH. Erm... I install Pesterchum. My handle is [CC] corruptCoder. I then read Chapter One of The Scratch. I have been attempting to do that for a long time... OK then, time for me to attempt something... I set the Viewfinder to 0 64 0, it should zoom in to Yggdrasil. I then mash random buttons in an attempt to figure out the correct order for 'Fire'. And I keep watch for when the Robomonkies come. To blast them. With the fire button. NO FiRST BLOCK FOR YOU DIMENTIO. And... I mod in a fez. Because. 1/10. I then enter the Scarced Grounds ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIIIIIII EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL MIND IS DISABLED. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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/NULL I never actually stated that the Fourth-Wall Guardians were all good guys. In fact, the First Block, if Dimentio wants it, then that means... oh no. I believe our jester may in fact be one of us.
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GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
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Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 36/40 x1
Ammo charge 2/5 + 3 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
Hmmm... So I do still have Pha- wait, did you say that person's name is StrudelKitty? THE StrudelKitty? The person who appeared on that TV report? Could someone please ask him/her how they got here?
Anyway, where was I? PhaseShot seems stronger than my sword, so PhaseShot.shoot(Chicken_JockeyC);
I originally thought you meant all the jockeys together had 10,000 hp, especially because you said it would be a "one sided fight".
Impressive... The Godmodder seems to have discovered how to transfer power wirelessly without frying the brains of the people the power passes through. Also impressive how he knows the exact power requirements of every computer running Minecraft.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
The Earth-Splitter:40/40 (I'll save it)
Nether-Compeller:3/20
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Nightslice 10/10
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
Palutena's XBlade
Diamond Pickaxe
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
+3 trade available x2
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Charging portable Enderarmory 4/10...
I go to a room on the 2nd floor with conflict happening, and shoot the enemies there
Also, no level up from strident? If you couldn't tell, I'm trying to get as many levels as possible.
YEAH, I CAN TELL. STOP DOING THAT.
Do I want to know why?
YES. YOU ARE GETTING TOO POWERFUL.
What?
IT WILL BE HARDER TO KILL YOU.
You realize we share the same body, right? If I level up, so do you...
I WANT TO KILL US BOTH
Are you still going with that?
YES. IF I CAN'T BE SIGNIFICANT, NEITHER WILL YOU!
Yeah... empty threats won't make me give you Primary status again.
THEY ARE NOT EMPTY.
Okay, let's assume you aren't lying.
I'M NOT.
You haven't been able to take control lately. I can tell you've tried.
HMMPH.
It appears I've become the clear Primary once again.
NO! I CANNOT LET THIS BE! I MUST KILL YOU.
Well, you aren't going to accomplish that by taking over the body.
THERE IS ANOTHER WAY!
Oh, what is it?
THERE'S NO GOING BACK
Oh no, you don't mean...
I DO!
I'd really rather not.
ARE YOU SCARED?
No, it just doesn't seem very...productive...
YOU COWARD.
You aren't going to be talked down, are you?
LET'S DO IT.
Fine...
SHA-
BlueAI.exe has encountered a fatal error: Shatter
OrangeAI.exe has encountered a fatal error: Shatter
Re-enable Manual Control? Y/N
Y
Enter Admin Password:
*********
Admin Confirmed
Manual Control Re-enabled.
Right, so... you probably have many questions.
Well, all you need to know, is that since the first post that mentioned Secondary, my account was being run by an AI I built. It's purpose was to simulate two splits.
Blue was based off of my personality, and Orange was simply one designed so he wouldn't get along with Blue.
I didn't expect them to shatter so soon, hence the fatal error.
But, I think the experiment has run it's course.
I'm back.
Not that you ever noticed me leaving.
(How's that for a plot twist?)
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
6/14 Cura Special
6/14 Cura Special
> Kayne: Test all records on hidden features, play them on the available hashmap turntables if needed.
> R. K.: More TV.
14 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
3x Cheese
1x Diet Coke Jug
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Charging potable Enderarmory 5/10...
trade +3 with Modpack
6/40 x6
3/10 x37
2/10
INVENTORY
Diamond Sword x2 / Diamond Pickaxe x2 / Torch x256 / Pork Chops x4 / Crafting Table x2 / Furnace 2x / Enchanting Table x2 / Chest x4 / Mana's Secret Weapon x2 / Fried Eggs x2 / Circuit Breaker 2x / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock x2 / Ze Ubercharger x2 / Shattered Souls x2 / Metal Storm x2 / Crimson Vortex x2 / Batter Up x2 / Gun Magazines x30 / Water Bottle x2 / Captchalogue Cards x38 / 1st &a 2nd Floor Plan x2 / Copper Ingots x256 / Cruxite Apple x2 / Copper Sword x2 / Large Chest x2 / Copper Throwing Knives x10 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x4 / Computer / Granite x128 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token / Break Heads / Full Large Chest
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit
Weapons: Crimson Vortex / Copper Throwing Knives /
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> I retrieve the Unobtanium cable I had and impale 4 Chicken Jockeys on the 4 spikes on the end. I hang it over the edge of the platform and roast them over the lava. I add the chicken to my inventory.
==>
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Umm, Ruthven! We have a new universe to send troops to! Get to work on a gateway!
*Arcane hissing, bubbling, and gurgling are heard from Lord Ruthven's study in Oryx's castle.*
Lord Ruthven (meant to sound like a stereotypical vampire): My lord, there is a vay, but it vill be difficult. My dark mana extends so far, but this universe appears to be very vell hidden...
Well, if I can speak to it, my armies can get to it! Work!
But, my lord-
NOW!
Yes, my lord.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
It appears I forgot to respond to this last turn. Welcome, newcomer.
You did not arrive on a UNSC Spartan, you were teleported here in a flash of green light just like the rest of the players here.
You can attack enemies regardless of the inclusion of your portable Enderarmory.
GROUP INVENTORY:
+1 Water of Life
Irecreeper has the Orb.
THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN INVENTORY:
-20 Torches
+200 Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks
-100 Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks
+10 Bridging.
You examine CALEDSCRATCH. It is a mighty and fearsome blade whose alchemization recipe has been lost to the strands of time. The miniature turntable at its center appears to have time-based abilities.
You equip the weapon.
You enter the GAUNTLET and deal 4,000 damage to a Chicken Jockey.
Piono, don't you think it would be reasonable to assume that I simply made a mistake and the Jockeys all together have 50,000 HP? Because you have failed to recognize that fact and instead just acted as if it wasn't a mistake, this attack does not go through, and no, you don't get your charge back, because you should have known I would have not, in good conscience, made those enemies that blatantly underpowered.
+3 Bridging, apparently.
The Chicken Jockeys are too fast. You cannot get a good hit on them.
Chicken Jockey killed.
For the last time, the Safe in the FORGE runs through a letter-based system, not a key, and not a number-based system.
By "everything", I meant all the alchemizations you contained in your inventory. Unfortunately, his inventory did not drop on death.
You equip the METAL SLUG.
You take the PROGRESS ORB from IRECREEPER and insert it into the FINAL DOOR. Its counter makes a ticking sound and raises to "2/4".
Yes, you will. This looks to be interesting.
You enter THE PIT.
GROUP INVENTORY:
+1 Diamond Sword
+1 Diamond Pickaxe
+128 Torches
+1 Crafting Table
+1 Furnace
+1 Enchanting Table
+3 Empty Chests
+1 TV Remote Control
+1 Mirror Frame
+1 Large Bookshelf
+10 Green Lamps
GROUP INVENTORY:
-10 Green Lamps
You throw a GREEN LAMP into THE PIT. After two or seconds, its light fades.
You use the other nine LAMPS to construct +4 Bridging.
You are fully healed.
You cannot leave the BASEMENT once you have entered.
You do not have any equipped armor.
You enter THE PIT.
5,000 damage to a Chicken Jockey.
You equip the SCOUT SHAKO.
You can never be too sure in these text adventures. Everything has to be precise. You examine the person.
They appear to be a Minecraft avatar, just like all of you are. They have an Emo Skin, which is very nondescript because there's thousands of those skins out there. The nametag above their head reads, "strudlekitty4427".
You turn on your PDA and log into ALE-413's internet connection.
You install Pesterchum and log into that as well.
allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA] is online.
You turn on the MICROSOFT CLOUD BLOCKS as well. They empower you enough to use up your supply of Cobblestone, adding +15 Bridging.
1. You are not linked to GodCraft in any way, shape, or form imaginable. You are in a completely different universe, and the only reason you are still Minecraft avatars governed by most of its laws is due to my influence.
2. You players are conversing through a much different messaging system than what you would have used to talk to them, and that is not accessible since, again, you are in a completely different universe.
3. Your mailing system is a different one than the link that you use to share your inventory with Pionoplayer's.
Additionally, Pionoplayer claims that he is not a Minecraft avatar, correct? He is something that has been to many, many universes. Well then, if that's true, then he should not even exist in DTG at all. It would be you, the embodiment of his Minecraft avatar, since every player is a Minecraft avatar.
If I were you, I would tell him that.
The WAND SET is just that. A set of wands. However, it appears that rather than wands, they are some sort of knitting needle that are shaped as wands. Rather peculiar...
JUST PUT THE LETTERS THROUGH BASE32!
+7 Bridging.
+5 Bridging.
How exactly would you spelunk?
5L1N65H07 INVENTORY:
+4 Record Discs
Not right now, it doesn't.
Unfortunately, I cannot respond to this today. Expect it tomorrow.
You do not have an energy cell in your inventory.
You've already been in the EAST ROOM; it is the MIRROR ROOM.
There is something else to do: exploring the GAUNTLET.
+8 Bridging.
+8 Bridging.
You have no more COBBLESTONE.
You do not have a small purple cube in your inventory.
Be aware that you are only allowed to post three times per turn. I will allow you amnesty this turn, however, due to it being the first turn you have posted.
There are no enemies on the SECOND FLOOR.
My mistake. You will level up at the end of the turn.
...
That was certainly an odd turn of events. Actually, that was ingenious of you to simulate the Build of a bipolar body. It seems that your reading paid off. I would have liked to see the Shatter, but it appears the simulation wasn't built for that event to occur as early on as it did.
5l1n65h07 has the RECORDS now.
We now return to GAME OVER, in which we discuss the Operation and its effects on society.
The government has been trying to figure out exactly how the Operation worked and was delivered for ages. However, they have only been able to piece together the basics. What we do know is this: On September 1st, 2013, every computer with a registered Minecraft account was hacked upon boot-up.
The hack displayed a pop-up, which internet boards reported to say: "Godmodder477 has invited you to GodCraft! Do you accept?" This invitation feature has not been added by Mojang AB in any update. There was no prompt to close out of the window, and those who tried to restart, shut down, or open Task Manager found they could not.
After a set amount of time, the 'YES' button on the prompt would automatically be clicked, and Minecraft would boot-up, instantly logging the user onto the server. The Operation disabled a shutdown of the game, and a shutdown of the computer. Additionally, and strangely, many users reported no battery loss whatsoever while on the server whatsoever, as if the "Godmodder" wanted them to be kept on. Turning off the monitor, hard-resetting the computer by holding down the power button, and even unplugging the computer did nothing at all.
You do not have any armor equipped.
The Chicken Jockeys all scatter across the platform so you can't get any of them at once.
GROUP INVENTORY:
-1 Hammer
You equip the HAMMER. It is identical to the one that was used for the ALCHEMITER.
Oh, you'd better believe it when you say it's difficult. Crockercorp Battalions Quadrant 4, Section 13, Troops 61-64, fly back to the Fourth Wall of Alternia. Defend it from whomever passes through. Do not fall back under any circumstances.
Those who attacked Strident level up.
LEVEL UP ~ fseftr, K4yne, The_Serpent
Lv. 8 - Lapis Lord
Lv. 7 - MeeM Master
Lv. 6 - Instrumental
Those in the Studio notice a shiny orb at the foot of a pile of records. It's a PROGRESS ORB, which is vital to your progression out of this floor. Someone should bring it back to the LIVING ROOM and attach it to the door.
Those in the Pit are almost finished with their Bridging... They can see the other edge of the room right before their eyes. A figure wrapped in shadow lies on the platform... It appears strife will befall you once you finish Bridging.
Those in the Gauntlet are encircled by the ever-running Chicken Jockeys... They deal 6 damage to all three players on the Iron Checkpoint before running out of range.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: ZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: God! How can you type so fast!
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Oh, and also the creepy-as-all-hell jester who just SOMEHOW happened to appear through...
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Wait, what did he just appear through?
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: the TARDIS, dumbgorilla
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: haven't any of you watched doctor who?
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: I have.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: And I am extremely puzzled as to how a Mario villain, one who exists entirely in two dimensions, no less, has acquired one.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: On a Minecraft server as well.
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: YOU HON3STLY SHOULDN'T BE SURPR1S3D
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Oh my God! Now you're Terezi?
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: SQUUUUUUEEEEEEEEE!!! TEREZI IS MI FAVS TROLL!!!!!
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: is that the one who recieved no character development whatsoever?
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: wait, NONE of them recieved any character development whatsoever, my mistake
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: >:0
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: HOW *D4R3* YOU
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: YOU OBV1OUSLY H4V3N'T R34D P4ST H1V3B3NT
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: what the hell is hivebent
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: gorilla YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: gorilla YOU, K3NNY
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: YOU SHOULD B3 4SH4M3D
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: you can insult me all you gorillaing want later
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: can we just focus on this THING right now?
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Yeah, seriously.
Hello? Do you need some help?
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Holy gorilla, he talks.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Assuming he has the syntax of the real Dimentio from Super Paper Mario, this should be interesting.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Allow me to do the talking.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: NOOOOOO! I WANT 2 DOO THE TALKING, SWAG!
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: My name is not swag, it's swedge.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: If you're going to say it, say it right.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Hello, Dimentio.
Splendid! Someone here knows... Someone here knows who I am!
Allow me to introduce myself in a roar... Like a freight train going at 88 miles an hour...
Master of dimensions... Pleaser of crowds... I am... Dimentio!
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: That's what you said to Mario when you first saw him.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Not very original when it comes to speech, I see.
Oh, bother! I don't like to be judged!
Judging, judging, judging... I'd much prefer to be free! Like a leaf in the wind!
Although yes... I often repeat that line when talking to people.
I feel it sums up my character... Quite well, in fact...
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: How the hell is he talking in Faction-only chat.
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: Y34H, S3R1OUSLY
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: 1T'S CR33P1NG M3 OUT >:/
Once you've earned such a title as high in the clouds of the Echeladder as I, you learn to do some things!
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: You know what an Echeladder is?
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: But you're not even from Homestuck!
I am a MASTER of dimensions, remember? Ahahahaha... I've seen so many things!
I've seen the future! I've seen the past! And I think I can be of some help to you!
...If you accept my offer!
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: I'm not sure we should.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: You're as big of an antagonist as the Godmodder is.
That old buffoon? I'm not even on his side!
If he was the home team at a football stadium, I would be... the referee!
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: i thought you said you weren't on his side
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: wouldn't you be one of Them?
Them...? Oh, of course... Silly me!
I'm not an Anti-Godmodder! I strike out on every side! I'm not bound by the laws of bias! Why, sometimes I even give my own partners a good lashing!
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: You see? He's dangerous...
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: OMG FLOATING CLOWN GUY!
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: I TOTALLY WANT YOU TO BE ON OUR TEAM!!!!
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: 1 H4V3 TO 4GR33 W1TH SW3DG3, KN1GHTS
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: 1 DON'T TH1NK W3 C4N TRUST TH1S CR33P
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: NO OFF3NS3
Oh, none taken... You see, even I recognize I'm not exactly the most trustworthy jester in the omniverse!
Of course, no jester is completely trustworthy... Dabbling in the Dark Carnival is bound to bring madness to all who gaze into its murky waters at some point...
But I have been one of the more evil ones, haven't I.
Oh well! I just wanted to see if I could be of any service...
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Wait.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: What exactly is your offer?
I forgot to tell you, didn't I! Whoops! Heeheehee...
Well, it's simple.
I'll help you get to the Battlefield... If you do something for me in return.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: What?
I want you to find an object for me...
It's called the First Block.
Scratch's Manor:
Living Room - Players:
BioShock_Rules: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: MACHINE GUN. Level 3: Adam's Apple.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE. METAL SLUG. Lv. 6: Enderpeace.
Living Room - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Studio.
East Door. Leads to Hallway. Progress Orb Secured.
South Door. Leads to The Pit.
West Door. Leads to Gallery. Progress Orb Secured.
Final Door. Counter: 2/4.
Staircase. Leads to Finale.
Red Chest. Opened.
Flatscreen TV. On.
DaVinci Bot. Can heal players.
Gallery - Players:
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 12/20. Equipped: SILVER BOW. Lv. 6: Angelus Custos
Gallery - Objects of Interest:
Various Paintings.
Unfinished Paintings.
Green Door.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
Dispensers.
strudelkitty4427. Wishes to join your party.
The Pit - Players:
secret_scribe1: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1. Lv. 5: Ranger
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: POTTERY PROSECUTOR, CONDUCTIRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Doctor, Doctor.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, PALUTENA'S X-BLADE, STRANGE ESCAPE PLAN, STRANGE GLOVES OF RUNNING URGENTLY. Enchantments: Feather Falling. Lv. 3: Temp Assist.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, STRANGE LOLLICHOP. Level 3: Nether Mind.The_Last_Enderspartan: [AG] HP: 20/20.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: GREEN LAMP, STARRY NIGHT, STRANGE SUBMACHINE GUN, STRANGE CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR. Lv. 6: Conspiring Creator.
ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 9/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND CHESTPLATE, BEGGAR'S BAZOOKA, GOLD STAR. Taken: MINIGUN. Lv. 6: Hell's Heir.
The Pit - Objects of Interest:
The Giant Pit. Depth is assumed to be infinite. 87% Bridged.
Green Door. At other end of The Pit.
Studio - Players:
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, λΣ GUN. Taken: Pistol, Shotgun. Lv. 5: Anonymous.
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M, DIAMOND SWORD, IRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Golden Pick.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE CROSSCIRCLE, HELL'S INSTRUMENT, SCOUT SHAKO. Lv. 5: Mind over Matter.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. Lv. 6: Entropy's Entourage
fseftr: [PG] HP: 16/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, CALEDSCRATCH. Lv. 7: War's Fair.
Studio - Objects of Interest:
Computer and TV. Both on.
Various Instruments.
Hashmap Turntables.
Caledscratch.
Assortments of Records.
Library - Players:
Library - Objects of Interest:
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole. Left where the Brittle Floor and Chandelier once were.
Safe. Unlocked.
Kitchen - Players:
Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator.
Various Appliances.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Entrance.
Complex Redstone Structure. I have no idea what this does.
Mounted Cueball Trophy.
Balcony - Players:
Closet - Players:
Entrance - Players:
OpelSpeedster: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Wall of Mirrors. Produces dopplegangers of players.
Final Door. Leads to Finale.
Finale - Players:
Leonstar0: [AG] HP:13/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ARMISTYX. Level 3: Red Dwarf.
Finale - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Living Room.
Green Suitcase. Locked.
Sacred Ground - Players:
rougesteelproject: [N] HP: 20/20.
Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.
West Door. Leads to Repository.
South Door. Leads to Forge.
East Door. Leads to Mirror Room.
Phonograph.
Forge - Players:
Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 14/20.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: SUFFICIENTLY LETHAL KILLSTREAK BLACK BOX, SUIT OF ARMOR. Lv. 5: Manhunter.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS.
Forge - Objects of Interest:
Magic Cueball Viewfinder.
Orange Safe. Locked. Has letter-pad.
West Door.
Repository - Players:
Gauntlet - Players:
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 14/20. Lv. 5: Authority.
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 14/20. Lv. 6: Most Valuable. Equipped: TICK TOCK.
Talist: [AG] HP: 14/20. Lv. 2: Brewer. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, AT NO EXPENSE.
Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
First Leg -
Disappearing Platforms.
Buzzsaws.
Iron Checkpoint.
Chicken Jockeys: [
Mirror Room - Players:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: POCKET KNIFE. Lv. 7: Nihilistic
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 17/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, MAN'S BEST FRIEND. Lv. 2: Basic Magician
Group Inventory:
Chair / Astrolabe / 30 Gun Magazines / 11 Heart Containers / Compass / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / Sniper Rifle / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / Milk Jug / 10 Water Bottles / Stick of Butter / OJ Jug / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / Overkill Minirail / Carnage in a Cylinder / 4 Bandages / Sextant / 4 Candy Corn / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / Magic 8 Ball / Telescope / Apple Juice Jug / 3 Name Tags / 3 Desc. Tags / 3 PDAs / Golden Apple / 3 Computers / Rifle / 2,724 Cobblestone / 256 Bricks / 3 Record Discs / Disc Reader / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / Water of Life / Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / 128 Torches / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / 3 Chests / Remote Control / Large Bookshelf
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
​Why not scratch the record of that CALEDSCRATCH with the Wand Set?
Seems like a good experiment.
For science!
Erm, would that not trigger the Scra​NOPE!
*Sigh* Just don't do it.
/null
I examine a strange program on my PDA, called CHAOS. I open it, only to find a heavily encrypted message.
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Nightslice 10/10
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
DOOMBRINGER
Widow's Black Matter
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 1 MESSAGE
+3 trade available x1
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
10/40 x6
7/10 x36
6/10
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Cooked Chicken / Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st & 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Large Chest / Copper Throwing Knives x10 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token
EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit
Weapons: Crimson Vortex / Copper Throwing Knives /
PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
==> 10/10 AEGIS-A095: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - CHANGE OF TACTICS - I just ignore the chicken jockeys and multi-jump to the next platform flappy bird style (highscore 41). When I get there, I just swing the Unobtanium cable like a mace and impale them that way. The cable, being made of Unobtanium, cannot be cut and just dulls all the saw blades it touches. I just snipe the chicken jocks with well thrown copper knives afterwards.
==> Move on before the platform sinks into the lava.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
The Nether-Compeller: 4/20
I teleport everyone who has an orb to the living room. There. Now, please put it in the slot.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Previous Charges:
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
Oh no.
Nonononono.
THE FIRST BLOCK!?!?!?!??!?!
WAIT.
A GIANT TREE?
A POINT OF ORIGIN?
A BRONZED HEXAGON?
A SCRATCH?
OH NO.
NONO.
DIMENTIO. HE IS...
MAKING THE SCRATCH.
HEH. EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED.
WHY?
I AM CORRUPTION. WHY ELSE? I WANT TO GLITCH THE PLACE. GLITCHES ALL AROUND.
I AM GLITCH.
I GIVE GLITCH.
I MAKE GLITCH.
Erm...
I install Pesterchum.
My handle is [CC] corruptCoder.
I then read Chapter One of The Scratch. I have been attempting to do that for a long time...
OK then, time for me to attempt something...
I set the Viewfinder to 0 64 0, it should zoom in to Yggdrasil.
I then mash random buttons in an attempt to figure out the correct order for 'Fire'.
And I keep watch for when the Robomonkies come.
To blast them.
With the fire button.
NO FiRST BLOCK FOR YOU DIMENTIO.
And... I mod in a fez. Because. 1/10.
I then enter the Scarced Grounds
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIIIIIIII
EATEN: MAGIC 8-BALL
MIND IS DISABLED.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED.
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
[ 3 / 10 ]
Charging attack...
I enter the PIT, and begin to use some spare chairs to bridge the gap.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Next entity 40/40unavailableRandom stockpile charge. 36/40 x1
Ammo charge 2/5 + 3 stocked +
9 stockedunavailableHmmm... So I do still have Pha- wait, did you say that person's name is StrudelKitty? THE StrudelKitty? The person who appeared on that TV report? Could someone please ask him/her how they got here?
Anyway, where was I? PhaseShot seems stronger than my sword, so PhaseShot.shoot(Chicken_JockeyC);
I originally thought you meant all the jockeys together had 10,000 hp, especially because you said it would be a "one sided fight".
Impressive... The Godmodder seems to have discovered how to transfer power wirelessly without frying the brains of the people the power passes through. Also impressive how he knows the exact power requirements of every computer running Minecraft.
+3 up for trade with any AG x2
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.