Okay. Maybe hoping Kim Jong Un nukes this whole are is a stupid idea. HOWEVER!!!! ...uh...meh, no better ideas. I'm pretty much saving all my good ideas for piono's thread. I'd provide a link, but I'm not sure if he'd like that.
(going against exactly what I said a few paragraphs ago, this exact conversation happens again. Including the Radioactive parody 'cause why not. http://tvtropes.org/...900&page=18#437 )
So...doomed timeline maybe?
Possibly, but we can't assume anything yet. We're probably safe in this dimension, since the other is ruled by a different god...but I'm not sure that has anything to do with anything.
Alright. So...I guess we start summoning kernelsprites for you and TARDIS?
And our alternates.
uh...okay.
Korean insults: 2/10
Kernelsprite: 1/10
Kernelsprite x2 combo (a second kernelsprite): 1/10
OI!!!! TWIN!!! I CLEARLY COUNTERED MODPACK'S SECOND AND THIRD ATTACK!!!! WHY ARE THEY NOT COUNTERED!!!!!!!
I EVEN QUOTED
THE DARN THINGS!!! YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE MY ACTIONS LIKE THAT!!!
And I requested that modpack be added as an entity, not to mention there is a sort of a history of players becoming entities for no other reason than to have a health bar to deplete, dying literally would not affect him at all. But whatever.
Also, Aegis currently is keeping a log in a chat between the two of us that contains all of the upgrades and data, I haven't checked it, but unless he stopped working on it, its all in there.
no, the reason the alternate dimentios disappeared was a whole lot of timey-wimey screwy stuff and the GM/first guardian of the DTG continuity got sick of alternate dimentio and removed him.
Anyway, I +3 trade with lord erelye.
I combine the slotted semi with sentry turrets 1/6
I combine the sharpened volcano fragment with a capsule of lava 1/???
I combine the fusion thrower with an energy multiplier 1/6
I finish the spizter bullet. Sorry about suddenly having so many alchemies, I'm trying to wrap up the truck and the flamethrower right now.
7/40
13/15
Wait, Doc Scratch is taking damage now? Heh. Oh no you don't, not while Lord English is still alive to take the brunt of the blast. Darn it. 3x split time-stream sword slash slayer strike!!! I take Void of Heat, and both pionos take their broken uraniums umbrages, and rush at Scratch, Lord English is suddenly frozen in place by a blast of pure ice magic, and Doc Scratch is being torn to piece by the combo before he can retaliate.
I love time stream weapons. I want in. Not yet, you'd tip the OP scale. Fine...
The second attack's block failed because LordErelye blocked it quite a while after Modpack's post; too long for my comfort. And before you ask, yes, I have done this before.
The third attack was successfully blocked by Aegis, because he posted two to three posts after Modpack. Much less of a gap there.
My final upgrade to the Preston Cole has been completed...
Actually, I summoned them to the Engineering Deck and Bridge. Also, blasting engines would deal damage regardless of intent or result. Hostile contested bar added.
Also, unbolding my attack won't do much, but it looks a little less cool...
+3x3 for trade. ONLY ONE PER POST
7/40 x2 in storage
7/40
6/10 x20 in storage
1/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *10
3/6? Stinger II
IIIii Azura's Black Star.
I Ubercharge piono.
I give pionoplayer a Potion of Superheroics.
The best kind of ninja too!
The Star Destroyer gains a Hostile Bar, under the condition that only Hostile entities can raise it.
You Ubercharge Piono and make Pionoplayer's next attack crit!
"Hey, you need to make sure you have enough weapons to make sure you don't die in the first two seconds."
"Cmon, Pit! Stop playing that game!"
"I'm sorry, but i can't really do much to the guy who trapped all minecraft players on his server besides kill him. Now please leave me alone."
"Pit, i don't think that's a good reason to-"
"I'll give you these cat ears if you stop bothering me, okay?"
"Okay, okay. I have to admit these are kinda cute."
You got MEDUSA'S CROSSBOW! A Shadow Crossbow with twin snakes etched into the design. This crossbow has a chance to petrify foes.
You got the BIFURCATED TURRETS! Two twin turrets with complicated machinery surrounding it. One is red, and the other is blue. Both of the turrets can act individually or fire as one.
You got the GAMBLING RING! A black and purple ring with a skull on the top. In addition to attacking normally, you can also "gamble" for a bonus status effect. Watch out though: it might backfire.
I put out another +3 trade for anyone.
2/6 for the final semi
2/??? for the axe
2/6 for the final flamethrower
I combine the spizter bullet with another spizter bullet. MOAR DAKKA!!! I MUST HAVE ALL THE DAKKAS!!! ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!! 1/3?
8/40
14/15 Both pionos load up their giga guns. I reveal my own personal home-made device: a portal gun that can shoot a near-infinite number of portals, as well as open them mid-air. The pionos open fire into the area near Doc Scratch and Lord English, and suddenly many, many smaller portals begin opening and closing, catching bullets and rockets and sending them flying into Doc Scratch and Lord English from all over the place, some of them even crossing other portals and ending up hitting before either piono drew his weapon, some even as early as just before my first post for this round.
Spitzer Bullet AND Spitzer Bullet = Boolit (Level 3: 1/4)
You got a SHARPENED LAVA AXE! An upgraded version of the Sharpened Volcano Fragment with actual solid lava attached to the axe for extra fire power.
WheatDOS confiscates your Portal Gun, since it is not an offical Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device!
It mirrors Split's castle, except in a way Split would like it. It has the same souped up throne, and just by thinking about it, Build can change the castle! There is also a set of traps that only activate for Pro-Split entities and players. Plus, there's a cookie dispenser in the throne! :3
Sweet!
Oh NO you don't. This charge is SEVERELY nerfed...
/null That throne took me TONS of posts and upgrade to build, and you can dupe it in 10? Where the OP scale at.
/unnull
His Upgrade 8/20
X1 Army 29/30
His Weapons: Vanquisher 4/5 Steamhammer 4/5 Doombringer 1/2 or 0/2 or 2/2 I forgot >.<
I decide to not attack Piono, because WE have a need for carnage and we can't satisfy it with countering piono. In fact, I bribe piono with +1 and I shock him with the Microsoft Computers to make him forget it ever happened.....
I HIDE OUT IN THE MICROSOFT CLOUD, PREPARING MY UPGRADE, AND CONTROLLING MY STATUE WHILE I HEAL.THE STATUE FIRES EYE BEAMS AT PSYCHO WALUIGI.
MY TURN. DUE TO A PIONO ATTACKING BAN, I DO TWO THINGS. ONE: MAKE GOREPACK A PLAYER ENTITY IN THE THRONE ROOM, NOT IDEA_WEAKPACK_WHATEVER, AND I AM READY TO FIGHT WITH THE XBSS. THE XBOX360 ARMY MOVES OUT TO THE BATTLEFIELD, WHERE THEY ALL FIRE THEIR CANNONS AT PSYCHO WALUIGI. I ATTACK... OHH IT IS JUST SO TEMPTING TO ATTACK PIONO... AHHHGHHHH... WAIT. THE ENRAGED GYRADOS LOOKS POWERFUL. I'LL ATTACK IT. I PULL OUT THE X-WEAPONS, AND MAKE THE_IDEA_XTHING_WEAPON_PACK, WHICH IS A TEMPORARY CONGLOMERATION OF ALL XWEAPONS. I HEAVE IT OVER HEAD, AND STAB/SLAM THEM ALL INTO THE GYRADOS, AND THEN JUMP ON THEM, SPREADING THEM OUT, AND SLOWLY FREEZING, BURNING, SCRATCHING, ELECTRIFYING, SHOOTING, AND SMASHING GYRADOS. THEN I JUMP ONTO THE GYRADOS'S HEAD AND WORMHOLE HIS NOSE AWAY, CAUSING HIM DAMAGE, AND THEN I STAB THROUGH HIS HEAD WITH THE WIDOW'S DARK MATTER, AND FORCE POSIONED CARROT JUICE INTO HIS JAW, AND THEN I USE THE CHARGED SWORD TO ELECTRIFY THE LIQUID IN HIS MOUTH, WHICH IS POSIONED, AND THEN I CRAWL INTO HIS MOUTH AND DUAL WIELD PAULENTA'S X-BLADE, SLICING HIS UNDERSIDE AND BACK AT THE SAME TIME. I JUMP OUT OF THE GYRADOS, DRENCHED IN BLOOD, AND MAKE AN X ON THE GYRADOS'S FOREHEAD, IN BLOOD, SIGNIFYING THAT I WAS THERE. I THEN USE THE CARNAGE (AND SOME NON POISONED CARROT JUICE) TO BOOST SPLIT'S PREDOMINATION BAR. I PREPARE THE LAST RESORT THINGS IF SPLIT DIES.
...because that would be incredibly OP!
Modpack appears!
You deal 5,000 damage to the Enraged Gyarados! +5 Predomination!
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Forward
You walk across the bottomless pit and to the small corridor with the eye.
>Forward
You walk into the small corridor. The eye still unnerves you.
>Place cube on ground
You look down at the ground. On the ground is a window to a black room. On the floor of that room, "UP" is spelled in yellow. You place a cube down on the glass.
Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
22/40 | +3 +3 by fseftr | Kamek's Wand
1/14 | Attack: Jolly Good Show
> R. K.: Repair Disconator. > R. K.: Slash Rumble McSkirmish with The Maroon Marvel.
> K4yne: Defense buff Death. +3 to fseftr. Dance with spies to convince them to join us.
License Board Stats
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
14 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
The Disconator gains 2,500 HP. You deal 7,500 damage to Rumble McSkirmish!
The next attack directed at Death will fail! The Dancing Spies will never join their opposite team! It's hardwired in their brains to never trust the opposite team.
Three rays of light shine upon Build's Castle, and the the Three Spirits appear.
Ah, so this is the battlefield which we have heard of! The Wailing Mountains look massive from here. So, what shall we do, brothers?
I believe we should aid the one who calls upon us. If only we could find him...
He's right here. How can we help you, um... friend?
Thanks for coming here, guys. So, although I'm neutral, I'm certain that things will go really bad if Split wins the battle which will ultimately end Chapter 2. I need you to take care of him while I fire up your ultimates.
So, you call us from our home and ask us to fight your battle?
Uh... yes.
Then we will! It has been some time since this spirit has seen combat.
[AS] Storm Spirit: 50,000 HP.
Ultimate: Balled Lightning. Takes three turns to and 10 charges to activate.
[AS] Earth Spirit: 65,000 HP.
Ultimate: Magnetize. Takes five turns and 20 charges to activate.
[AS] Ember Spirit: 57,500 HP.
Ultimate: Fire Remnant. Takes four turns and 15 charges to activate.
They all attack Split.
The 3 Spirits appear! FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU CAN'T DIRECTLY ATTACK ME!!!
"You do realize that, as long as we are not banned from the server, which would effectively count as a victory anyway, the AG side of things can never lose? You see, the Godmodder can be killed, at which point, instead of respawing and killing us all, he will apparently ragequit the server and leave us in peace for a while, whereas we are, aside from our summoning capabilities, standard issue minecraft P.L.A.Y.E.R. avatars, and effectively immune to permanent death, unless we, ourselves, the people with keyboards and mice, are sought out and killed. Because I don't know about you people, but I personally intend to keep hitting the "respawn" button until I win by a process of attrition."
I continue to boost Build, in this case by conjuring a medi-gun from TF2, walking up to the nearest AG entity, healing them until Uber fills up, and then Ubering Build. "What, really? Morphic resonance caused a pyro to appear and try to kill me? HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH... DIE! *watches pyro waste ammo on fireproof armor until he gets bored, then picks up the pyro, turns them around, and backstabs them with a giant incendiary spy knife"
I consider whether shooting Split with the GAHMD would do any good... Nah, he's immune to attack. Instead I build an Auto-Distracter 9001™, which will do distracting things to Split at the worst possible times, for him, until it is destroyed.
I build the patent-pending "Massive Horde of Even More Gratuitous Killer Robots™", then send them to the battlefield to help the other robots I've summoned.
{I'm not sure you quite understand the robots I'm summoning, Twin, they just all attack a random PG entity every turn. All of them. They may lose a few thousand of themselves against anything much, but that's what the AutoFactoMiner is for, it summons a number of them that, given this is how many you made it summon the first time, I'm assuming to be 30,000, each turn. 30,000 seems a bit... much, to me, given that they each do 1 2 damage, making for a current total of, just from the initial group that came with the AFM, 30,000 60,000 damage each turn against whatever they decide to attack. I'm assuming this is NOT what you meant to do when you gave me thirty thousand of them, so please nerf them to your hearts content.}
{I'm basically just screwing around in the attempt to entertain myself and those around me at this point, I got bored taking this whole thing too seriously, don't get too hopeful worry though, I'll probably be back to my normal self in a week or two.}
GODMODDER: Oh, I don't think it would be that simple...
Arachna gains 3,000 HP! I am Ubercharged! Take that, Split!
Quest 14/30
I accept piono's +3 trade, now the ritual is almost completed.
Ritual 14/15
I show Build a picture of a giraffe on a unicycle, raising his predomination bar.
(If this doesn't work, I raise it manually instead)
The Operator is... Back?!?!?!?!
Well, he did say he'd be back. But what's with this color scheme? He's all black and gray now... Weird.
I raise Split's Predomination if that hasn't been settled yet. If it has, then I just Infinity Blade an AG with 5000 or less health.
It's time for a grand opening! The Internet Smileys Emporium is now open! Grab a Smiley today! Each Smiley is an "attach-on" entity to be linked to other entities. They each take a certain number of posts to build, which is he number of characters they have. The first Smiley is created for free since this is the grand opening.
: D - [???] HP: 4500/4500
Boosts morale of linked entity, giving it a 10% power boost and a 20% chance each turn to mini-crit. Cannot attack.
I give this one to Split to attach to whoever he wants. Future ones will be given in a variety of ways.
This isn't THAT OPERATOR. This is Slenderman from the Marble Hornets universe.
I gain 4 Predomination! Hurry up! I don't have all day, you know! Build is getting close to his goal!
The tamer thing is fine. I realized that having a class is actually quite bad because it limits what you can do. I was wondering wether to do tamer stuff or economy stuff. If I don't use a class, I can do both. I'll add the 40 posts into my ammo charge. I have a rather flashy idea for those when the time is right.
Next entity (Faether most likely) 40/40 (+3 from Aegis post 8839 and a trade with him) I'll hold onto this charge because there are plenty of entities out at the moment.
Ammo charge 2/5 + 9 stocked
May I do alchemy now?
Spectrum horse armor || dragon scale 4/?? Powered circuit crashthe systems helper && gold ingot 5/?? Or -> fine
If it is still relevant, I boost Build's predomination bar by shining a green light at it.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Wealth: 0
Ransom: on
Current brewing: coffee potion OOO coffee beans (or glowstone) 1/2
Alright.
You got THE SCALE'S SPECTRA! A set of horse armor crafted out of thousands of dragon scales. Each of them gives off a dazzling light, perfect for impressing or blinding people!
POST III; Raspberry Pi: 6/10 Tippi: 9/20. Count Bleck: 9/20. Even More Research for the Second Time: 5/5 +1 Experience Upgrade: 8/40. Sir Quentin Trembly II Esquire: 2/40. I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 6/10. WHEATLY YOU Gorilla! I build a Nimble Core. 1/10. What are you going to do with that? HEY BACKUP, Prepare a backup of myself. Please choose which kind(s): Bootable Sync-able Can hold a consensus All of them. Scanning... FOUND MEMORIES. COPYING... DONE. FOUND THINGS: BACKUP BILL CIPHER NIMBLE. COPYING... DONE. ADDING WIRELESS TO SYNC... DONE. ADDING BOOT PARITION... DONE. ADDING LIFE CIRUIT... LIFE CIRUIT NOT FOUND. BACKUP ABORTED. PLEASE RESTART WHEN LIFE CIRUIT FOUND. I alchemize a living flower with a circuit to make a life circuit: 1/6 CORRUPTION LEVEL: 20% ABILTIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
Flower AND Circuit = Life Circuit (Level 2: 1/3)
THAT'S IT?! THIS IS THE ONLY ACTION YOU DID THIS TURN?!!?!! REALLY?!!?!?!?!!
Quest 15/30
The ritual is almost complete! As the altar begins to glow with power, I begin to chant alien languages. The drop of blood grows white-hot, and promptly explodes. The summoning circle bursts into flames as a Lesser Demon Lord appears to fight for the anti-godmodders.
If the Shatter hasn't been resolved yet, I raise Build's predomination bar by sending a squirrel in to slobber on it. If it has been resolved, I poke the godmodder with a toothbrush.
A Lesser Demon Lord appears!
The Godmodder has no use for a toothbrush! He managed to find a way to keep his teeth permanently clean long ago. It is an epic quest involving the 2005 World Series, a Ban Hammer Shard, and a bruised ego.
"Well then... The Operator, Slendy edition... Hmmm... This is gonna be terrifying fun... Good thing I added all this detection equipment into my APAWA. STALK THIS, [email protected]*#^!We sh0uld prob4bly r3ady v1ruses, if 7h1s is an0ther Op3rat0r, surely it w1ll be immun3 to all bu7 cyber-side att4cks... I'll leave that to you then, you being [email protected]&#%@ Herobrine and all... Remind me why we're working with this nightmare, Sir? Because he's damn useful, and because this is not the same Herobrine we've both learned to hate and fear, and, for the last time, because I have, to some degree, control over him, now stop asking, I've already told you three times."
New sword 3/4
I continue to boost Build, in this case by duplicating my armor and giving him the copy. Even if the actual armor does him no good which is unlikely, the reactor should prove useful.
I go looking for PGs until I have several of them following me around trying to hurt me, then start shooting them with the APBC, stabbing them with my backup nano-sabre, and generally doing my best to kill them.
All robots under my control attack a strong-ish PG.
N...NO!!! I STEAL THE ARMOR! SURELY I CAN MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THIS TO FIGHT HIM!
HIS Upgrade 9/20
x1 Army 30/30 (I'll put stats next turn/post.)
His Weapons: Vanquisher 5/5, Steamhammer 5/5
i +1 pIono, +2 The_Serpent.
YAY. MY TURN AGAIN. I TAKE THE XBSS AND HOP ON, RIDING IT LIKE A MASSIVE R4D1C4L HOVERBOARD, AND THEN I JUMP UP, AND LAND ON THE BACK OF IT, CAUSING IT TO SPIN VERTICALLY, GETTING FASTER AND FASTER DUE TO MOMENTUM. IT SPIRALS TOWARDS THE ENRAGED GYRADOS, SMASHING HIM ANDHITTING HIM MULTIPLE TIMES WITH THE TWO ENLARGED WEAPONS IT HAS. I THEN TAKE THE REGULAR SIZED ONES AND DO A CARTWHEEL... OF DOOM! I DO THE SAME MOVE AS THE XBSS, HITTING GYRADOS IN THE SAME PLACES. I THEN DO A HORIZONTAL SPIN AND SLICE THE GYRADOS WITH MY PAULENTA'S X-BLADE AND HARD RESET, AND THEN I USE THE WIDOW'S COMBO, SLICING GYRADOS IN MANY X SHAPED WAYS WITH THE WIDOW'S DARK MATTER AND WIDOW'S INFERNO. I THEN SLICE GYRADOS WITH THE IRON WEB, FINISHING OFF BY LANDING ON THE SPINNING XBSS, AND STOPPING IT, AND HOVERBOARDING AWAY ON IT, INTO THE THRONE ROOM SUNSE- WAIT NO. I MEAN STARBUCKS. THERE IS A STARBUCKS HERE. I GO TO STARBUCKS. I GET TWO CARROT JUICE LATTES AND GIVE ONE TO SPLIT, BOOSTING HIS PREDOMINANCE. BUILD GETS JEALOUS.
I put out a +3 trade again
3/6 for the final semi
3/??? for the axe
3/6 for the final flamethrower
2/3 for the bullet. Okay, I guess it isn't a bullet-spawning bullet. But my giga gun fires high-powered rounds. FUN!
12/40
1/15 x2 I just realized something piono...
What?
Oh yeah, the 'trump card' I'm a player, and since players don't have to be entities if they don't want to, I can terrorize Doc Scratch from a poster position once I 'die'. But until then... I need to do something to keep us alive.
Oh yeah! That reminds me, splash potions of rejuvenation.
Wow, this whole 'me from the future' thing is really useful.
Yep, that's the reason I came back.
Me and both pionos drink/smash our extended splash potions of rejuvenation as I begin the copying sequence 1/2
I rush Lord English and keep him occupied by playing Whack-an-English with Mohs Malevolence.
Current piono and Future piono attack Doc Scratch with the broken uraniums umbrages, with future piono calling all of Doc Scratch's actions right before he does them, preventing him from countering anything as both pionos know what Doc Scratch is about to do before he can do them unless he wants to derail the timeline.
I also thank modpack for not trying to kill me and splash him with the current splash potion of rejuvenation as a show of no hard feelings. Even if he is helping Split.
Don't be so sure.
You splash all pionos with a Potion of Rejuvenation! You are almost impossible to attack and gains 2,000 HP each.
Lrd English smashes you with the head of his staff, pushing you deep into the ground. How's that for Whack-a-Mole?
The first thing Future Piono calls is that--
BOOM.
Before he has a chance to call anything, he steps on a landmine.
Eh, What the heck. I'll help you out piono, that puppet is getting annoying.
The X1 Army finally appears. In lieu of recent happenings, they are outfitted accordingly with TWIN Cannons, a wicked cool dumbed down version of the Iron Web, and anti-time-shenanigan shields. They are PS, so they get the shields of that too. They are run by A CERTAIN AI and are more powerful XBOX360 Army members, but they have 9000 Health Each and there are 10 of them. (Nerf if needed.) In an emergency, they can selfdestruct. Gorepack, take it from here.
THAT PUPPET *IS* ANNOYING. HE IS A VIABLE TARGET. I TAKE THE IRON SWORD AND SLASH AT DOC SCRATCH WITH IT, DISTRACTING HIM WHILE REGULAR MODPACK SNEAKS UP BEHIND HIM AND HARD RESETS HIM, DISTRACTING HIM AGAIN WHILE THE X1 ARMY ATTACKS FROM ABOVE, BUN-GEEING FROM THE CEILING. THE X1 MEMBERS FIRE THEIR SPLIT CANNONS AND THEN SLASH THEIR SWORDS, AND IF DOC SCRATCH USES SOME SORT OF SHENANIGAN THEY FIRE THEIR BUILD CANNONS TOO, WHILE MODPACK USES THE IRON WEB AND PAULENTA'S X-BLADE, AND I USE THE WIDOW'S WEAPONS, AND WE BOTH DUAL SLASH IN AN X-PATTERN, AND THEN RANDOMLY PULL OUT THE CHARGED SWORD AND HIT DOC SCRATCH, AND THEN IT IS ALL WILLY NILLY, AS ALL WEAPONS ARE PULLING PULLED OUT, THROWN, RETRIEVED, SHOT, NINJA KICKED, GRINDED UPON, USED AS A SKATEBOARD, AND UED AS A LIMBO STICK.
+1 TO PIONO, +2 TO THE SERPENT.
ALL OF US, INCLUDING THE TWO ARMIES, RAISE SPLITS PREDOMINATION AND PROTECT HIM FROM THE FINAL BLOW IF BUILD USES IT.
The X1 Army appears! They will have 6,000 HP each.
Doc Scratch rolls to the left, so that Modpack ends up stabbing YOU, and YOU stab him. You both deal 7,500 damage to each other.
1/3
I show build an adorable green internet cat. It suddenly reaches out and starts playing with his predomination bar. The sheer adoribility moralises Build.
Before this turn's Battle gets started, I'd like to give you some questions to ponder.
What will happen if a Game Master dies?
And what would happen to the game?
Heh... HEHEH! WOO! Finally! Looks like you were all talk and no show, Split!
Look who's talking, Greenie.
Shut up, will you? This is supposed to be your dying moments! Can't you at least make it seem like it is?
...I wonder who said that before.
Look at you. You think that just because you're on the winning team means that you get to say and do whatever the hell you want.
Split... It sorta does.
No. It doesn't.
A couple of turns ago, I presented my goals to you. I said how much I hated you, and keep in mind, I still do. And now, looking back... For all our differences; we're pretty similar; you and I. Our goal was more or less the same. We just wanted to get to it differently.
We both wanted to see this server gone. You wanted to do it cleanly; I wanted to do it messily. Whereas you wanted to build something new over it; to bury the past and to get rid of all evil, I wanted to split the whole thing and just see it through in the most gory way possible.
So now I wonder... Do you think we would have been better off as a team?
Do you think we COULD be better off as a team?
...No.
Split. You're a cancer that's plagued me for too long. Don't you get it?! I'M the original TwinBuilder! ME! You were created as a... as a tumor, to PUNISH me! And now I have the power to end you. Once and for all.
Well. The diplomatic route has failed. Shocker. Still, you underestimate my war-like capabilities.
Regnum Dei. Death. Modpack and your friends. We still have the power to end this.
Heh. Hehehe....
What?
Sorry. It's... It's just so funny. You forced your "friends" to like you. You bought friendships. They share the same goals as you, but they're just as evil as you. And I know that not everything is black-and-white, but if what I've seen is true, then you have the evilest morality out of anyone I've ever met.
As for me... I've forged my friendships. People want to see the good guy win, Split. People are afraid of you. They hate you. They share my views; that you're a tumor that should just explode and waste away.
Piono. TT. Talist. Ninja. Engie. Scribe. Minor. Ire. Opel. Aegis. DaVinci. My friends. We have the power to end this.
...One final strife?
...One final strife.
FINAL ROUND
And so, the two splits readied themselves. One forged from love, the other hate. Brothers that shared a bond, yet were polar opposites. Two sides of the same coin. They could not co-exist, and so resigned themselves to their fate. One final strife. Two splits would begin the dance. One would finish it.
Both the Prince and the Prince knew this.
They both gathered up their courage, from different sources, and prepared themselves. The entire battlefield; nay, the entire server hung silent, waiting for the all-encompassing beams of duality that would signal the beginning of the fight.
Without warning, the two rushed at each other, yelling their war cries, swords in hand. The twins had gone to their final battle; one to their death. Split lashed out with Broken Anachronism, but Build, empowered with the full Predomination Bar his friends had given him, easily deflected the blow.
Split cried for his friends to help him. Surely they would, in his time of need?
Alas, they would not go near him. He yelled and spit and his "friends", cursing them for leaving him. They left him to fight on his own, parry after parry, strike after strike. Yet neither could land a hit. For, as you see, they were now equally matched.
The Prince, the Prince, and the Doctor three all knew this.
Split tired. He knew how the battle would end; he wanted it to end, but he also wanted to fight like he had never had before. And so, the two raged on, with all parties mesmerized, waiting for the battle to end. Clockwork conundrums of chaos rang through the air, with unstable time loops plaguing Build, but he fought on, his sword of purity cleaving through the dopplegangers, until there was only one Split.
He was tired. He had no more energy, and Build had plenty to spare.
Split went on his knees.
Please... Just finish it.
...For once, Split.
I agree with you.
> LV. 4,130 SPLITTECH: APOTHEOSIS
Build, surged with energy, floated up to the roof of the ruined castle, now a shattered dream. He pulsed with green light, and held his sword, Oblivion's Guardian, at his right hand. He stared at Split. Split stared back.
Build would be free, purged from all strife, if he ended his own brother's life. A simple task. He fully committed himself to the deed. Build knew in his heart it was right; his intentions were pure.
You... You're not the original. Not entirely. I was in him too.
Shut up. I never want to have to listen to you! ANYMORE! EVER!!
With an almighty scream, the entire Battlefield was cleansed in emerald fire. The castle was completely ruined; Split's friends only now seeking to protect him, but instead getting caught in the crossfire.
And so it was that one brother killed his other. His XBOX Army disintegrated; his Sword Scissor's health nearly depleted. HIM, the vile shadow of the Modpack_Man, with halved health. His throne's shields and emergency shields depleted. But that was not all. Nearly the entire castle was blown apart with the force of Build's emerald shockwave.
And then, a jade fireball exploded amongst the epicenter of the attack.
Split... Split killed.
Hah. I did it. Hey everyone! Look at me! I WON! I... I killed him.
I killed my own brother.
I killed someone.
I...
I.
whathaveIdone
ohno
nononononononononononono
NONONONONONONONONONONONONO
I KILLED HIM
MY OWN BROTHER
PLEASE NO
TT
TALIST
ANYONE
HELP
Please...
I.
I'm alone.
He really is...
Gone.
END OF ACT TWO.
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The Itinerary:
FOR EVERYONE:
Help Build.
Or, Help Split.
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THE OPERATOR: [???]HP: UNKNOWN
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Ground Zero:
Build: [AS] HP: 14,000/75,000. Equipped with Oblivion's Guardian. Ubercharged. Predomination Bar: ==================== 100%
Build's Castle: [AS] HP: 31,400/31,400.
Ender Guardian: [AS] HP: 4,400/12,500.
Warbots: [AS] HP: 1,400/1,500. (x4.)
Dancing Spies: [AS] HP: 2,900/3,000 (x5.)
Storm Spirit: [AS] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Earth Spirit: [AS] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Ember Spirit: [AS] HP: 57,500/57,500.
Regnum Dei: [PS] HP: 413,000/413,000.
Anti-Build: [PS] HP: 74,400/80,000. Microsoft Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP.
Pro-Split: [PS] HP: 74,400/80,000. Microsoft Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP.
Death: [PS] HP: 43,900/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 475. Cura: III Microsoft Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP.
ULTIMATE HIM: [PS] HP: 46,500/200,000. Doombringer: II Steamhammer: IIIII Vanquisher: IIIII Microsoft Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP.
XBOX Sword Scissor: [PS] HP: 7,000/40,000. Microsoft Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP.
Alternate TARDIS: [???] HP: ??? Time Engines: 106,900/250,000 HP.
Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE!!! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Xopil: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
secret_scribe1: [N] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [N] Status: Active
I put out three +1 trades
I combine the sentry semi with a minigun 1/???
I combine the sharpened lava axe with a lava flow 1/???
I combine the fusionthrower with itself, lacking any better ideas 1/???
I finish the boolit
I finish the duplication for the potions, then lock them up to be taken back in time by piono at a later time.
14/40
3/15 x2
VVV Okay, I'll check back.
You just died didn't you? But okay, I was just monitoring my alchemies and such and decided to throw in an attack, but I removed it. I'll add in my action(s) once the EOTB is ready.
Oh, really. You HONESTLY thought Act Two was going to end there? Seriously. If you fell for that ploy, you're even more of a sucker than I accounted for. Sadly, for all of you wishing this hellhole of an arc is over, it isn't. Suck it up, and get used to it. We still have a lot more plotlines to be resolved.
So, with that, why don't we continue on with the story?
I... He's gone. Finally.
Well... It looks like I'll be free to update without any harassment! From now on!
Forever.
...No. Get over it. He's a cancer. A tumor. I'M the original. We're not--
--two sides of the same coin?
What... Scratch. Now is not the time.
Oh, no, my young Half Guardian. For once, now IS the time.
Look, I'm having a bit of a crisis here. Can't you just leave me alone?
No. In fact, I don't think I can take my eyes off of you. This will be one of the most important events in history. You need to play your part. So go on. Just mope like before. I'll be here.
Watching.
...You only say that when you're about to do something stupid. Or bad.
Or both.
What are you planning, Scratch? Hell, where even are you?
Everywhere. For once, I've achieved apotheosis of a sort, if only for a while. In fact, it occurred at the same time as your ascension.
Hahaha, joke's over. Really. Where ARE you?
I'm telling the truth, you know. I can't lie. Remember?
I... Just... I don't need you annoying me too! I want to be ALONE!
Alone? That's your wish? Well, you'll find two things from that wish.
One: I can grant that wish.
Two: Be careful what you wish for.
What are you--HEY! How the hell did you get behind me?
It wasn't luck or vision eightfold, I can give you that much.
Seriously. What the hell is--WHOA! Let go of me!
No. I don't think I can do that. I believe it's high time I start properly interfering with canon. And when I say properly, I mean...
PROPERLY.
Well, you're not in a position to do much! I've got all your powers, and YOUR special attack still has one turn left to go.
Zero.
Hmm?
Zero turns left. The turn ended when you killed Split.
I... Oh.
Oh no.
Oh YES. I use my special attack, "Cueball Blues." What does it do, you may ask? Well, I would think that, being, as you said, "omniscient", you would know.
A meteor falls and hits Crockercorp Carrier Betty!
Inside the meteor was a cueball, which rolls over to my feet. I put it in my inventory for later use.
Gracious Akatia over here was kind enough to lend me one. Just another one of my pawns, using another one of my seeds, to suit my own needs. I take it you already know my plans. And I take it you know that, once I am committed to something, it is a certainty that I will not fail in my pursuit.
I pick up the Cueball and put it inside of my Deudly Magnum. The one that killed Snowman. The one that is foretold to kill Lord English. One shot is all I will need. You know what?
I'll give you a 4.13-second head start.
NONONONONO
Four.
I can outrun him. I can do this.
Three.
I can stay alive. I WILL stay alive.
Two.
Because... Because if I'm not a Game Master...
One.
And I'm not a First Guardian...
Zero.
Then the only one left is
ALERT. ERROR 413 HAS OCCURRED IN UPDATE TERMINAL.
DETAILS OF ERROR 413 : MISPLACEMENT OF GAME MASTER.
THIS ERROR MEANS THAT THE CURRENT GAME MASTER HAS DIED, LEFT THE REACH OF THE UPDATE TERMINAL, OR HAS HANDED HIS POST DOWN.
SCANNING CURRENT EVENTS TO FIND CAUSE...
CAUSE ONE IS IN EFFECT: GAME MASTER DEATH.
PROTOCOL 612 INITIATED.
SEARCHING FOR NEW GAME MASTER.
SEARCHING...
SEARCHING...
NEW GAME MASTER FOUND.
INITIATION PROCESS WILL BEGIN.
PLEASE ENTER USERNAME: SCRATCH_DOCTOR
PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD: **********
PLEASE ENTER RESIDENCE: Everywhere.
SCRATCH_DOCTOR IS NOW SUITABLE TO BE GAME MASTER OF DTG2.
Heh.
Hello, everyone. Welcome to my Manor. Where this place is located, I will not say. What your purpose is here, I will not say. What I will say is that your beloved Game Master, TwinBuilder, is dead, so don't hope for a response from him.
I will also say that you are free to look around and interact with the environment. Please keep in mind that my manor is a strict No-Entity zone.
With that in mind, I will bid you a temporary adieu.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
Next entity 40/40
Ammo charge 2/5 + 9 stocked
Spectrum scale armor -> coarse
Either a: I'm really unlucky with getting what I want from alchemy or
B: I'm really picky with my alchemies.
Spectrum horse armor && dragon scale 1/?? I wanted armor for a dragon, not scale armor.
the systems helper && gold ingot 6/?? Or -> fine
Quick! We need a psychologist! 1/3
Hm... I suspected this you know. The GM wouldn't let something that game changing be left to chance. I'm assuming I can't make alchemies here either. I check myself over for my possessions. Namely, The Silicon Steam Punker, my scale armor, and whatever The Systems Helper alchemized into.
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6 3$), potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Wealth: 0
Ransom: on
For the first time since he arrived, Wilson is alone. He slowly paces around the suddenly dead and quiet world, now void of battle cries, fireballs, swords reverberating against one another, and customers. The only sound is the slow "chink, clink... Chink, clink..." of his armor as he wonders where everyone went.
Current brewing: coffee potion upgrade done
I trade with talist
I combine the sentry semi with a minigun 1/???
I combine the sharpened lava axe with a lava flow 1/???
I combine the fusionthrower with itself, lacking any better ideas 1/???
I finish the boolit
I finish the duplication for the potions, then lock them up to be taken back in time by piono at a later time.
14/40
3/15 x2
Wait, no entity zone? Wait, where's future pion- oh. Oh dear.
Looking at the recent list of events shown in the chat log:
Doomed Timeline Piono was killed by the OP King That is out of line! Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it? Take my forty post charges back. You can't, they're already loaded into the gun. Your acting privileges have been revoked again. What NO- I have retaken the energy obliterator. It still has two rounds left.
Wait, what about me? There's a no entity policy? Nonsense, you aren't an entity right now.
I'm not? No, you're my personal assistant.
Oh. So I'm assuming this whole mini-game with no entities thing is going to be a recurring feature? Possibly. I honestly have no clue.
Cool.
Dimentio has been dope-slapped for attempting to enter a no-entities zone. Aw come on!!!!
>XD You said it.
Anyway, since I really don't feel like listening to Scratch right now, I take out the fusion thrower and begin firing it willy-nilly. And I stop him.
What, why? Did you not read that massive text log? SCRATCH IS THE GAME MASTER NOW!!! SETTING FIRE TO HIS LIBRARY IS A BAD IDEA!!! Instead, I browse hi- SWEET! Scratch, I must say, you may be completely insufferable, but you sure have a sweet collection. I sit down to read the Stormlight Chronicles, which Doc Scratch apparently has the entire set of.
Big deal. Shut up, hey Scratch, an idle question, are you a Brandon Sanderson fan by any chance?
Oh yeah, you have no idea what's going on. I said I absorbed alternate me, Dimentio and the TARDIS. Piono said all alternate Dimentios got killed, and since he was kinda possessing me...yeah.
UGH!!! FLIPPIN' COMPLICATED STUFF I HAVE NO BUSINESS KNOWING!!! FLIPPIN' DOC SCRATCH!!! FLIPPIN' KIM JONG UN!!! FLIPPIN' WALUIGI!!!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS HERE, AS LONG AS I'M A PART OF IT!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I begin channeling the power of an obscure god I made up, Ios, the god (in an alternate dimension) of Io. His sacred animal is a giraffe,
and he's pretty much benevolent. His sister, Ias, on the other hand...ugh.
HI! You've reached Ios' voicemail. We're kinda in some kind of limbo right now, so please leave a message after the beep. Seriously, please do. I have like 3 followers.
Nope. Create a pocket dimension dictated by my laws only, then import stuff I create in there.
7h47 533m5 n33dl355ly 3l4b0r4t73, 51r?
Uh. This is Destroy the Godmodder.
...........51r, w1-13r3 15 7h3 D0c70r?
Oh yeah. Crap. Forgot about him. Probably pursuing me right now. ...eh, whatever.
I discard the Korean insult charge...but not before I get hit with a non-fatal explosion.
............ow.
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Pocket Dimension: 1/40
Kernelsprite: 2/10
Kernelsprite x2 combo: 2/10
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
........WAIT SCRATCH IS THE DM!!!!!??????? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOetc.
I attempt to hide in a random dimension. Probably failing. Crap. Ugh, there has to be a way to revive Twin! Although that's probably what everyone is doing and I'm paying no attention.
And so I go on my ridiculously awesome quest to kidnap someone.
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
Ctrl-x Observe self
I inventory
: Look around
,([RAND]Book) Pick up a random book
/([I]Book) Identify Book(s) in Inventory
C (Doc_Scratch=GM) Name Doc Scratch GM
S Save
I put out another +3 charge
2/??? for the new truck
2/??? for the new axe
2/??? for the new flamethrower
boolit AND boolit 1/4?
I now have three extended splash potions of rejuvenation. Hmm...
15/40
4/15 x2
pionoplayer is completely engrossed in his fantasy novels.
Sheesh, those things are heavy enough to use as weapons on their own!
Anyway, it seems its up to me to wreak havoc.
I open a nether portal into the room, using my sizable retinue of Minecraft powers, since it seems the rules have changed somewhat, I can use them more freely. Anyway, I open a large nether portal, run through it, then come back out in the sentry semi, and begin driving around, crashing into as many bookcases as I can while directing the sentries on the truck to deal as much damage as possible.
I have failed to kill build. My dreams of significance have been crushed...
*sobs*
Oh, for godmodder's sake, are you really crying about this?
I have dreams too.
Whatever. You're clearly not fit for duty so I'm just going to start being primary again.
Temporarily, right?
Right...
I assume we can still charge attacks.
+3 to k4yne
33/40
34/40
Quite curious the godmodder didn't try to do anything.
/NULL
SPLIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D;
BUILD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D;
Also, I should be listed under neutral. FYI
I put out another +3 charge
2/??? for the new truck
2/??? for the new axe
2/??? for the new flamethrower
boolit AND boolit 1/4?
I now have three extended splash potions of rejuvenation. Hmm...
15/40
4/15 x2
pionoplayer is completely engrossed in his fantasy novels.
Sheesh, those things are heavy enough to use as weapons on their own!
Anyway, it seems its up to me to wreak havoc.
I open a nether portal into the room, using my sizable retinue of Minecraft powers, since it seems the rules have changed somewhat, I can use them more freely. Anyway, I open a large nether portal, run through it, then come back out in the sentry semi, and begin driving around, crashing into as many bookcases as I can while directing the sentries on the truck to deal as much damage as possible.
Check the other forum. It might be stupid, but that doesn't detract from the awesomeness/resourcefulness.
Also, won't be here for a while. Probably doesn't matter, since I ran to the other forum.
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
You deal 1,000 damage to DemonicDaVinci, Pionoplayer, K4yne, The_Serpent, and fseftr!
The second attack's block failed because LordErelye blocked it quite a while after Modpack's post; too long for my comfort. And before you ask, yes, I have done this before.
The third attack was successfully blocked by Aegis, because he posted two to three posts after Modpack. Much less of a gap there.
Slotted Semi -c Sentry Turrets = Sentry Semi (1/4)
Sharpened Volcano Fragment AND Lava Capsule = Sharpened Lava Axe (Level 1: 1/2)
The Fusionthrower AND Energy Multiplier = The Small Hadron Collider (Level 10: 1/11)
It looks like you can't make that.
You got some SPITZER BULLETS! A special, more powerful kind of bullet.
L
The best kind of ninja too!
The Star Destroyer gains a Hostile Bar, under the condition that only Hostile entities can raise it.
You Ubercharge Piono and make Pionoplayer's next attack crit!
You got MEDUSA'S CROSSBOW! A Shadow Crossbow with twin snakes etched into the design. This crossbow has a chance to petrify foes.
You got the BIFURCATED TURRETS! Two twin turrets with complicated machinery surrounding it. One is red, and the other is blue. Both of the turrets can act individually or fire as one.
You got the GAMBLING RING! A black and purple ring with a skull on the top. In addition to attacking normally, you can also "gamble" for a bonus status effect. Watch out though: it might backfire.
You deal 7,500 damage to Cc3366!
Spitzer Bullet AND Spitzer Bullet = Boolit (Level 3: 1/4)
You got a SHARPENED LAVA AXE! An upgraded version of the Sharpened Volcano Fragment with actual solid lava attached to the axe for extra fire power.
WheatDOS confiscates your Portal Gun, since it is not an offical Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device!
Oh NO you don't. This charge is SEVERELY nerfed...
...because that would be incredibly OP!
Modpack appears!
You deal 5,000 damage to the Enraged Gyarados! +5 Predomination!
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Forward
You walk across the bottomless pit and to the small corridor with the eye.
>Forward
You walk into the small corridor. The eye still unnerves you.
>Place cube on ground
You look down at the ground. On the ground is a window to a black room. On the floor of that room, "UP" is spelled in yellow. You place a cube down on the glass.
What will you do now?
>...
The Disconator gains 2,500 HP. You deal 7,500 damage to Rumble McSkirmish!
The next attack directed at Death will fail! The Dancing Spies will never join their opposite team! It's hardwired in their brains to never trust the opposite team.
The 3 Spirits appear! FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU CAN'T DIRECTLY ATTACK ME!!!
GODMODDER: Oh, I don't think it would be that simple...
Arachna gains 3,000 HP! I am Ubercharged! Take that, Split!
+2 Predomination.
This isn't THAT OPERATOR. This is Slenderman from the Marble Hornets universe.
I gain 4 Predomination! Hurry up! I don't have all day, you know! Build is getting close to his goal!
Well, of course I'll going to use it on myself.
Death gains 7,500 HP!
No spamming!
YES! MY PREDOMINATION BAR IS COMPLETE!
WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
AAAAAGHKLDTGHL;FGNDXYULFJO;LDXDZFGJHKGJ
THE DISCONATOR GAINS 2,500 HP! WHOOP DE DOO.
YOU DEAL 4,000 DAMAGE TO RUMBLE MCSKIRMISH.
You deal 7,500 damage to the HMS Invictus!
WHAT GOOD IS THIS GOING TO DO TO ME?! BUILD IS FULLY CHARGED!
Alright.
You got THE SCALE'S SPECTRA! A set of horse armor crafted out of thousands of dragon scales. Each of them gives off a dazzling light, perfect for impressing or blinding people!
Flower AND Circuit = Life Circuit (Level 2: 1/3)
THAT'S IT?! THIS IS THE ONLY ACTION YOU DID THIS TURN?!!?!! REALLY?!!?!?!?!!
A Lesser Demon Lord appears!
The Godmodder has no use for a toothbrush! He managed to find a way to keep his teeth permanently clean long ago. It is an epic quest involving the 2005 World Series, a Ban Hammer Shard, and a bruised ego.
N...NO!!! I STEAL THE ARMOR! SURELY I CAN MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THIS TO FIGHT HIM!
7,500 DAMAGE TO WHEATDOS.
I punch the PERFECTLY GENERIC WALL. It crumbles.
IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW!
8,000 DAMAGE TO ENRAGED GYARADOS.
Don't be so sure.
You splash all pionos with a Potion of Rejuvenation! You are almost impossible to attack and gains 2,000 HP each.
L
The first thing Future Piono calls is that--
BOOM.
Before he has a chance to call anything, he steps on a landmine.
+5 AG INFLUENCE.
YOUR ENTITIES WILL DO WHATEVER. OR WILL THEY?!?!?!
The X1 Army appears! They will have 6,000 HP each.
Doc Scratch rolls to the left, so that Modpack ends up stabbing YOU, and YOU stab him. You both deal 7,500 damage to each other.
End-of-Turn Battle:
Before this turn's Battle gets started, I'd like to give you some questions to ponder.
What will happen if a Game Master dies?
And what would happen to the game?
Heh... HEHEH! WOO! Finally! Looks like you were all talk and no show, Split!
Look who's talking, Greenie.
Shut up, will you? This is supposed to be your dying moments! Can't you at least make it seem like it is?
...I wonder who said that before.
Look at you. You think that just because you're on the winning team means that you get to say and do whatever the hell you want.
Split... It sorta does.
No. It doesn't.
A couple of turns ago, I presented my goals to you. I said how much I hated you, and keep in mind, I still do. And now, looking back... For all our differences; we're pretty similar; you and I. Our goal was more or less the same. We just wanted to get to it differently.
We both wanted to see this server gone. You wanted to do it cleanly; I wanted to do it messily. Whereas you wanted to build something new over it; to bury the past and to get rid of all evil, I wanted to split the whole thing and just see it through in the most gory way possible.
So now I wonder... Do you think we would have been better off as a team?
Do you think we COULD be better off as a team?
...No.
Split. You're a cancer that's plagued me for too long. Don't you get it?! I'M the original TwinBuilder! ME! You were created as a... as a tumor, to PUNISH me! And now I have the power to end you. Once and for all.
Well. The diplomatic route has failed. Shocker. Still, you underestimate my war-like capabilities.
Regnum Dei. Death. Modpack and your friends. We still have the power to end this.
Heh. Hehehe....
What?
Sorry. It's... It's just so funny. You forced your "friends" to like you. You bought friendships. They share the same goals as you, but they're just as evil as you. And I know that not everything is black-and-white, but if what I've seen is true, then you have the evilest morality out of anyone I've ever met.
As for me... I've forged my friendships. People want to see the good guy win, Split. People are afraid of you. They hate you. They share my views; that you're a tumor that should just explode and waste away.
Piono. TT. Talist. Ninja. Engie. Scribe. Minor. Ire. Opel. Aegis. DaVinci. My friends. We have the power to end this.
...One final strife?
...One final strife.
Both the Prince and the Prince knew this.
They both gathered up their courage, from different sources, and prepared themselves. The entire battlefield; nay, the entire server hung silent, waiting for the all-encompassing beams of duality that would signal the beginning of the fight.
Without warning, the two rushed at each other, yelling their war cries, swords in hand. The twins had gone to their final battle; one to their death. Split lashed out with Broken Anachronism, but Build, empowered with the full Predomination Bar his friends had given him, easily deflected the blow.
Split cried for his friends to help him. Surely they would, in his time of need?
Alas, they would not go near him. He yelled and spit and his "friends", cursing them for leaving him. They left him to fight on his own, parry after parry, strike after strike. Yet neither could land a hit. For, as you see, they were now equally matched.
The Prince, the Prince, and the Doctor three all knew this.
Split tired. He knew how the battle would end; he wanted it to end, but he also wanted to fight like he had never had before. And so, the two raged on, with all parties mesmerized, waiting for the battle to end. Clockwork conundrums of chaos rang through the air, with unstable time loops plaguing Build, but he fought on, his sword of purity cleaving through the dopplegangers, until there was only one Split.
He was tired. He had no more energy, and Build had plenty to spare.
Split went on his knees.
Please... Just finish it.
...For once, Split.
I agree with you.
Build, surged with energy, floated up to the roof of the ruined castle, now a shattered dream. He pulsed with green light, and held his sword, Oblivion's Guardian, at his right hand. He stared at Split. Split stared back.
Build would be free, purged from all strife, if he ended his own brother's life. A simple task. He fully committed himself to the deed. Build knew in his heart it was right; his intentions were pure.
You... You're not the original. Not entirely. I was in him too.
Shut up. I never want to have to listen to you! ANYMORE! EVER!!
With an almighty scream, the entire Battlefield was cleansed in emerald fire. The castle was completely ruined; Split's friends only now seeking to protect him, but instead getting caught in the crossfire.
And so it was that one brother killed his other. His XBOX Army disintegrated; his Sword Scissor's health nearly depleted. HIM, the vile shadow of the Modpack_Man, with halved health. His throne's shields and emergency shields depleted. But that was not all. Nearly the entire castle was blown apart with the force of Build's emerald shockwave.
And then, a jade fireball exploded amongst the epicenter of the attack.
Split... Split killed.
Hah. I did it. Hey everyone! Look at me! I WON! I... I killed him.
I killed my own brother.
I killed someone.
I...
I.
whathaveIdone
ohno
nononononononononononono
NONONONONONONONONONONONONO
I KILLED HIM
MY OWN BROTHER
PLEASE NO
TT
TALIST
ANYONE
HELP
Please...
I.
I'm alone.
He really is...
Gone.
END OF ACT TWO.
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The Itinerary:
FOR EVERYONE:
Help Build.
Or, Help Split.
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THE OPERATOR: [???] HP: UNKNOWN
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Ground Zero:
Build: [AS] HP: 14,000/75,000. Equipped with Oblivion's Guardian. Ubercharged. Predomination Bar: ==================== 100%
Build's Castle: [AS] HP: 31,400/31,400.
Ender Guardian: [AS] HP: 4,400/12,500.
Warbots: [AS] HP: 1,400/1,500. (x4.)
Dancing Spies: [AS] HP: 2,900/3,000 (x5.)
Storm Spirit: [AS] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Earth Spirit: [AS] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Ember Spirit: [AS] HP: 57,500/57,500.
Regnum Dei: [PS] HP: 413,000/413,000.
Anti-Build: [PS] HP: 74,400/80,000. Microsoft Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP.
Pro-Split: [PS] HP: 74,400/80,000. Microsoft Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP.
Death: [PS] HP: 43,900/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 475. Cura: III Microsoft Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP.
ULTIMATE HIM: [PS] HP: 46,500/200,000. Doombringer: II Steamhammer: IIIII Vanquisher: IIIII Microsoft Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP.
XBOX Sword Scissor: [PS] HP: 7,000/40,000. Microsoft Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP.
Alternate TARDIS: [???] HP: ??? Time Engines: 106,900/250,000 HP.
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 27,900/140,000. Troops: Riot Guards: 1,500/1,500. (x73.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 5,000/5,000. (x57.) Mk. II G0L3Ms: 10,000/10,000. (x52.) Experimental: 40,000/40,000.
Enraged Gyarados: [H] HP: 33,000/50,000. Hyperbeam: III Enraged: IIIIIIIII Splash: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Dimentio: [H] HP: ??? Flaw: ???
DemonicDaVinci: [N-P] HP: 48,900/50,000. In Auto-Doc mode.
Pionoplayer: [AG-P] HP: 21,400/50,000.
Piono: [AG-P] HP: 19,900/50,000. Ubercharged.
Future Piono: [AG-P] HP: 14,900/50,000.
Modpack: [AG-P] HP: 42,500/50,000.
K4yne: [PG-P] HP: 48,900/50,000.
The_Serpent: [PG-P] HP: 48,900/50,000.
fseftr: [PG-P] HP: 48,900/50,000.
Soul of Rebirth: [AG] HP: 9,900/10,000. Leaves in 7 turns.
WheatDOS: [PG] HP: 73,500/90,000.
Doc Scratch: [B
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The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Spyper, Replacement Ducks, Furfrou.
Mysterious Crystal: [???] HP: 75,000/75,000.
Psycho Waluigi: [H BOSS] HP: 566,666/666,666.
Dark Engie: [H?] HP: 184,500/250,000. Darkness: IIIIIIIIII Overdrive: IIIIIIIIIIIIII
Insanity: [N] HP: 226,000/250,000.
Purple: [N] HP: 49,900/150,000.
Star Destroyer: [N] HP: 133,000/133,000. AG: 21%. PG: 30%. H: 0%. Elevation: 10. Unoccupied. Detachment: 10,000/10,000 HP. +4 AG each turn. +10 PG each turn.
Oryx the Mad God: [AG?] HP: ∞/∞
Arachna the Spider Queen: [AG] HP: 47,500/80,000. In Spider Web. Spider Web Capacity: 1/7.
Rumble McSkirmish: [AG] HP: 48,500/80,000. Super Prefix Combo: IIIIII
Cc3366: [AG] HP: 74,500/91,000.
Ent Ancient: [AG] Damage Taken: 13,500.
Zerg Hive: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Zerglings: 1,000/1,000. (x25.) Hydralisks: 2,000/2,000. (x7.) Roaches: 2,500/2,500. (x5.)
Zerg Hatchery: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Ultralisk Guardian: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Brood Lords: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x2.)
Auto Miner: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Weak Generic Robots: 1/1. (x30,000.)
UNSC 31st Engineering Division: [AG] HP: 5,000/20,000. Mark IX Armor Defense System: 1,000/20,000. Inoperable.
Tactical Fire-Support Walkers: [AG] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x12.)
Wither Wolf: [AG] HP: 100/40,000. Equipped with Good Dog; grants +2,500 base attack. Hovering in space.
Lesser Demon Lord: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000.
X1 Army: [AG] HP: 6,000/6,000. (x10.)
HMS Invictus: [PG] HP: 23,500/80,000. Capturing Star Destroyer. +10% PG each turn.
The Disconator: [PG] HP: 60,000/90,000. Electroswing Bazooka: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 45/125.
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Super Secret Hospital:
Deathclaw: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
Ambush Hunters: [N] HP: 5,000/5,000.
Unagi Minion: [PG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x5.)
~~~
Chaos Knight: [N] HP: 62,000/65,000. Phantasm: IIIII Gains 3,000 HP every turn.
Lyralei: [N] HP: 45,000/45,000. Disappears in 3 turns.
Kardel: [N] HP: 45,000/45,000. Disappears in 3 turns.
Rotunjere: [N] HP: 45,000/45,000. Disappears in 3 turns.
Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 10,575/100,000.
Kaguya: [AG] HP: 11/20.
Tenshi: [AG] HP: 11/20.
Constructs: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. (x4.)
________________________________________________________________________________________
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE!!! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Xopil: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
secret_scribe1: [N] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [N] Status: Active
I combine the sentry semi with a minigun 1/???
I combine the sharpened lava axe with a lava flow 1/???
I combine the fusionthrower with itself, lacking any better ideas 1/???
I finish the boolit
I finish the duplication for the potions, then lock them up to be taken back in time by piono at a later time.
14/40
3/15 x2
VVV Okay, I'll check back.
You just died didn't you? But okay, I was just monitoring my alchemies and such and decided to throw in an attack, but I removed it. I'll add in my action(s) once the EOTB is ready.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Oh, really. You HONESTLY thought Act Two was going to end there? Seriously. If you fell for that ploy, you're even more of a sucker than I accounted for. Sadly, for all of you wishing this hellhole of an arc is over, it isn't. Suck it up, and get used to it. We still have a lot more plotlines to be resolved.
So, with that, why don't we continue on with the story?
I... He's gone. Finally.
Well... It looks like I'll be free to update without any harassment! From now on!
Forever.
...No. Get over it. He's a cancer. A tumor. I'M the original. We're not--
--two sides of the same coin?
What... Scratch. Now is not the time.
Oh, no, my young Half Guardian. For once, now IS the time.
Look, I'm having a bit of a crisis here. Can't you just leave me alone?
No. In fact, I don't think I can take my eyes off of you. This will be one of the most important events in history. You need to play your part. So go on. Just mope like before. I'll be here.
Watching.
...You only say that when you're about to do something stupid. Or bad.
Or both.
What are you planning, Scratch? Hell, where even are you?
Everywhere. For once, I've achieved apotheosis of a sort, if only for a while. In fact, it occurred at the same time as your ascension.
Hahaha, joke's over. Really. Where ARE you?
I'm telling the truth, you know. I can't lie. Remember?
I... Just... I don't need you annoying me too! I want to be ALONE!
Alone? That's your wish? Well, you'll find two things from that wish.
One: I can grant that wish.
Two: Be careful what you wish for.
What are you--HEY! How the hell did you get behind me?
It wasn't luck or vision eightfold, I can give you that much.
Seriously. What the hell is--WHOA! Let go of me!
No. I don't think I can do that. I believe it's high time I start properly interfering with canon. And when I say properly, I mean...
PROPERLY.
Well, you're not in a position to do much! I've got all your powers, and YOUR special attack still has one turn left to go.
Zero.
Hmm?
Zero turns left. The turn ended when you killed Split.
I... Oh.
Oh no.
Oh YES. I use my special attack, "Cueball Blues." What does it do, you may ask? Well, I would think that, being, as you said, "omniscient", you would know.
Your magnum.
It doesn't have any ammo.
Correction: didn't. Didn't have any ammo.
Gracious Akatia over here was kind enough to lend me one. Just another one of my pawns, using another one of my seeds, to suit my own needs. I take it you already know my plans. And I take it you know that, once I am committed to something, it is a certainty that I will not fail in my pursuit.
I pick up the Cueball and put it inside of my Deudly Magnum. The one that killed Snowman. The one that is foretold to kill Lord English. One shot is all I will need. You know what?
I'll give you a 4.13-second head start.
NONONONONO
Four.
I can outrun him. I can do this.
Three.
I can stay alive. I WILL stay alive.
Two.
Because... Because if I'm not a Game Master...
One.
And I'm not a First Guardian...
Zero.
Then the only one left is
ALERT. ERROR 413 HAS OCCURRED IN UPDATE TERMINAL.
DETAILS OF ERROR 413 : MISPLACEMENT OF GAME MASTER.
THIS ERROR MEANS THAT THE CURRENT GAME MASTER HAS DIED, LEFT THE REACH OF THE UPDATE TERMINAL, OR HAS HANDED HIS POST DOWN.
SCANNING CURRENT EVENTS TO FIND CAUSE...
CAUSE ONE IS IN EFFECT: GAME MASTER DEATH.
PROTOCOL 612 INITIATED.
SEARCHING FOR NEW GAME MASTER.
SEARCHING...
SEARCHING...
NEW GAME MASTER FOUND.
INITIATION PROCESS WILL BEGIN.
PLEASE ENTER USERNAME: SCRATCH_DOCTOR
PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD: **********
PLEASE ENTER RESIDENCE: Everywhere.
SCRATCH_DOCTOR IS NOW SUITABLE TO BE GAME MASTER OF DTG2.
Heh.
Hello, everyone. Welcome to my Manor. Where this place is located, I will not say. What your purpose is here, I will not say. What I will say is that your beloved Game Master, TwinBuilder, is dead, so don't hope for a response from him.
I will also say that you are free to look around and interact with the environment. Please keep in mind that my manor is a strict No-Entity zone.
With that in mind, I will bid you a temporary adieu.
Enjoy your stay.
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Scratch's Manor:
Currently on: First Floor - The Library
Party:
5l1n65h07: [N]
rougesteelproject: [N]
engie_ninja: [N]
secret_scribe1: [N]
DemonicDaVinci: [N]
ninjatwist321: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
Irecreeper: [AG]
pionoplayer: [AG]
Aegis-A095: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
Talist: [AG]
Amperz4nd: [AG]
TT2000: [AG]
Nimbleguy: [AG]
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
Flare Flames: [AG]
fseftr: [PG]
The_Serpent: [PG]
K4yne: [PG]
Inventory:
Nothing.
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Blackhole bomb: 40/40!
blackhole bomb fired.
TARGET: EVERYONE THAT IS NOT NEUTRAL
Then, the music stops.
dead.
10 seconds later, it was replaced by a loud low pitch hum.
what kind of hum?
a THX hum.
back to the bomb...
INFINITY RAM. NUFF SIAD.
and its nearing build. cue the middle note.
its the loudest thing ever, so you'll probably go deaf.
and it explodes, damaging any entites near the manor.
Bomb of the forbidden attack: 6/25
Summon. Unknown: 17/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
"...Well..."
"...This has happened. I have nothing to say, really."
"...I guess all i can really do is explore and wait for something to happen."
>Advance to floor 2
Ammo charge 2/5 + 9 stocked
Spectrum scale armor -> coarse
Either a: I'm really unlucky with getting what I want from alchemy or
B: I'm really picky with my alchemies.
Spectrum horse armor && dragon scale 1/?? I wanted armor for a dragon, not scale armor.
the systems helper && gold ingot 6/?? Or -> fine
Quick! We need a psychologist! 1/3
Hm... I suspected this you know. The GM wouldn't let something that game changing be left to chance. I'm assuming I can't make alchemies here either. I check myself over for my possessions. Namely, The Silicon Steam Punker, my scale armor, and whatever The Systems Helper alchemized into.
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (
63$), potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)Wealth: 0
Ransom: on
Current brewing: coffee potion upgrade done
+3 is up for trade with any AG
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I combine the sentry semi with a minigun 1/???
I combine the sharpened lava axe with a lava flow 1/???
I combine the fusionthrower with itself, lacking any better ideas 1/???
I finish the boolit
I finish the duplication for the potions, then lock them up to be taken back in time by piono at a later time.
14/40
3/15 x2
Wait, no entity zone?
Wait, where's future pion- oh.
Oh dear.
Looking at the recent list of events shown in the chat log:
Doomed Timeline Piono was killed by the OP King
That is out of line!
Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it?
Take my forty post charges back.
You can't, they're already loaded into the gun.
Your acting privileges have been revoked again.
What NO-
I have retaken the energy obliterator. It still has two rounds left.
Wait, what about me? There's a no entity policy?
Nonsense, you aren't an entity right now.
I'm not?
No, you're my personal assistant.
Oh. So I'm assuming this whole mini-game with no entities thing is going to be a recurring feature?
Possibly. I honestly have no clue.
Cool.
Dimentio has been dope-slapped for attempting to enter a no-entities zone.
Aw come on!!!!
>XD
You said it.
Anyway, since I really don't feel like listening to Scratch right now, I take out the fusion thrower and begin firing it willy-nilly.
And I stop him.
What, why?
Did you not read that massive text log? SCRATCH IS THE GAME MASTER NOW!!!
SETTING FIRE TO HIS LIBRARY IS A BAD IDEA!!!
Instead, I browse hi- SWEET! Scratch, I must say, you may be completely insufferable, but you sure have a sweet collection.
I sit down to read the Stormlight Chronicles, which Doc Scratch apparently has the entire set of.
Big deal.
Shut up, hey Scratch, an idle question, are you a Brandon Sanderson fan by any chance?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Oh yeah, you have no idea what's going on. I said I absorbed alternate me, Dimentio and the TARDIS. Piono said all alternate Dimentios got killed, and since he was kinda possessing me...yeah.
UGH!!! FLIPPIN' COMPLICATED STUFF I HAVE NO BUSINESS KNOWING!!! FLIPPIN' DOC SCRATCH!!! FLIPPIN' KIM JONG UN!!! FLIPPIN' WALUIGI!!!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS HERE, AS LONG AS I'M A PART OF IT!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I begin channeling the power of an obscure god I made up, Ios, the god (in an alternate dimension) of Io. His sacred animal is a giraffe,
and he's pretty much benevolent. His sister, Ias, on the other hand...ugh.
HI! You've reached Ios' voicemail. We're kinda in some kind of limbo right now, so please leave a message after the beep. Seriously, please do. I have like 3 followers.
U mad bro?
..............WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wrong supervillian.
Oh yeah. Uh. Wait. Who did this?
Y0ur 4l73rn4t3, 51r.
So...piono?
Uhhhhhhhhhhh................y...e...s...?
Okay. I think we have but one option here.
Run?
Nope. Create a pocket dimension dictated by my laws only, then import stuff I create in there.
7h47 533m5 n33dl355ly 3l4b0r4t73, 51r?
Uh. This is Destroy the Godmodder.
...........51r, w1-13r3 15 7h3 D0c70r?
Oh yeah. Crap. Forgot about him. Probably pursuing me right now. ...eh, whatever.
I discard the Korean insult charge...but not before I get hit with a non-fatal explosion.
............ow.
__________
Pocket Dimension: 1/40
Kernelsprite: 2/10
Kernelsprite x2 combo: 2/10
"unfortunately, you're not part of my faction, nor you are part of encom"
"imma get out of here."
"yeah trowa2008, get out and stay out of my body."
anyways,
Bomb of the forbidden attack: 7/25
Summon. Unknown: 18/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
........WAIT SCRATCH IS THE DM!!!!!??????? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOetc.
I attempt to hide in a random dimension. Probably failing. Crap. Ugh, there has to be a way to revive Twin! Although that's probably what everyone is doing and I'm paying no attention.
umm...
51r, 1 b3l1v3 1 h4v3 4n 1d34. 50m37h1n6 0nly Y0u c4--
Y35, 1 b3l1eve 1-13 qu4l1f135 45 4 'FIRST GUARDIAN.'
...Oh my Quad. TO THE TV TROPES GAME!!!
And so I go on my ridiculously awesome quest to kidnap someone.
30
Emperor Overlord Tank w/ gatling gun AND Gold foil (Golden Emperor?)
I shoot The entity that is ing of Scratch the most with the Tiberium Tacks, them slice the same with my Pure Tiberium Sword
I inventory
: Look around
,([RAND]Book) Pick up a random book
/([I]Book) Identify Book(s) in Inventory
C (Doc_Scratch=GM) Name Doc Scratch GM
S Save
2/??? for the new truck
2/??? for the new axe
2/??? for the new flamethrower
boolit AND boolit 1/4?
I now have three extended splash potions of rejuvenation. Hmm...
15/40
4/15 x2
pionoplayer is completely engrossed in his fantasy novels.
Sheesh, those things are heavy enough to use as weapons on their own!
Anyway, it seems its up to me to wreak havoc.
I open a nether portal into the room, using my sizable retinue of Minecraft powers, since it seems the rules have changed somewhat, I can use them more freely. Anyway, I open a large nether portal, run through it, then come back out in the sentry semi, and begin driving around, crashing into as many bookcases as I can while directing the sentries on the truck to deal as much damage as possible.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
*sobs*
Oh, for godmodder's sake, are you really crying about this?
I have dreams too.
Whatever. You're clearly not fit for duty so I'm just going to start being primary again.
Temporarily, right?
Right...
I assume we can still charge attacks.
+3 to k4yne
33/40
34/40
Quite curious the godmodder didn't try to do anything.
I walk to another room in the manor.
SPLIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D;
BUILD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D;
Also, I should be listed under neutral. FYI
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
I'm sorry, but I will do everything in my power to END THIS SERVER.
AND I MEAN IT.
I'm sorry, I will no longer listen to your commands.
I'm out of your control now...
I'm now a Hacker.
Bomb of the forbidden attack: 8/25
SERVER CRASHER: 18/100
I'll be making my great escape now!
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Check the other forum. It might be stupid, but that doesn't detract from the awesomeness/resourcefulness.
Also, won't be here for a while. Probably doesn't matter, since I ran to the other forum.
Unfortunately, the fire in my heart is more literal than most.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?"
Inferno: [100%] (power limiter: 99%)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS