I enter the Microsoft Cloud.
I craft for myself a set of thick Carbyne(strongest material known to man) armor that covers nearly full body, and put a magic lightening spell on it so I can still move fast.
Also, i craft a set of Cyborg Mech-Arms 2000, which boost my upper body strength a lot.
Charging for something cool: 4/10
"What is this "carbyne"? The strongest material is Adminium, refined Bedrock, utterly indestructible. of course, bedrock's having some issues just now, and you can still hurt someone through armor made out of Adminium... Using a strong enough impact, the shock absorbers are not perfect... Hmmm... Would you like to create an alliance of metallurgists? If you're AG, of course. Besides, My Advanced Powered Adminium War Armor is still stronger, because it isn't a one-post summon. And has an antiparticle beam cannon on it, but meh. Also, I notice Serpent's changed his/her avatar again. cool art."
GAHMD ready to fire 3/3 GAHMD FIRING AT... Wait, how do I attack the Felt? I don't see them in the entity list? GAHMD FIRING AT THE STRONGEST FELT THING IT'S LIKELY TO DAMAGE IN 3... 2... 1...
GAHMD upgrade 7/10
"This is taking an inanely long time. Damn half-bugged-out construction bots. OI, YOU LOT, TIME FOR A MANUAL REBOOT. USING MY BOOT!"
Mechavirus-Brine 31/40
I tell those construction bays not dedicated to the GAHMD and MVB to build a detachment of warbots and armed dropships, then send the resulting group of bots and vessels to defend Twin, and place them under his personal control.
"I should probably mention that I still consider myself to be gathering the things I need to fight this war properly, I have not even begun the kind of thing I intend to once I have the proper gear..."
On a side note, this page's tendency to refresh itself for no good reason every thirty seconds is both really annoying, and taxing for my poor, archaic craptop.
10/20
I alchemize Unorthodox Combat && Iron Multi-Cane 1/X
I point out to Twinbuilder that I am neutral and therefore not on either of their sides.
I attempt to turn a sniper Joe into an ice cube by throughly smashing everything around him and just a tiny bit of dirt holding him up. I fill the whole hole around him with icy water I freeze with the Absolute Zero. Then, I blow on the pillar of dirt.
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[ 27 / 40 ]
And now, the Brood Lords...
[ 13 / 40 ]
It's grove is being flown over to the Battlefield!
[Current EP: 1 / 3]
I give Twin a Health Potion. It's rather weak, but the longer it sits out, the stronger the potion gets.
(Inventory Item. Starts at 1000 Power, and increases by 1000 each turn. Caps at 7,000.)
You know what.
How about we kill Split.
Calculations show that there's only a 17% chance (rounded down) of his death corrupting the world.
"And the chance that Twin will die as well?"
Well.
I would rather not tell you.
But he has to die anyway.
He should die free.
"Dibs on Split's soul!"
Really now.
The first thing you thought of was taking his soul.
"Hey, they taste like cotton candy. Don't judge."
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Man's Best Friend 3/5
Quest 3/30
I stab myself in the foot, and begin a blood ritual. This ritual will hopefully do something, in about 15 turns.
Blood ritual 1/15
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
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Could someone please PM me the update from page 425?
Level 3, TP: 50/60 -- Focus: =========== 45/55
Alright. We need to raid the AZ, but the shields are stopping that. I'll put my charges on hold for a bit while I work on them.
The Wither Wolf: 39/40 (stopped)
Soul of Rebirth: 39/40 (stopped)
Next entity (Faether most likely) 4/40 (+3 from Aegis)
I hook a crossbow bolt up to a battery and shoot it at the shield Katniss style.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 17
Ransom: on
Current brewing: cake || potion of honey 2/??
Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
15/40 Disco Surprise (1 new hint every 10 charges in end-of-post spoiler)
+3 to fseftr
>R. K.: Test your Jolly Roger's Bomber on a random AG unit.
"Nur weil wir das Buch noch lesen heißt das nicht das du mir nicht schonmal einen chumhandle einrichten kannst!"
Fine! I'll set your stupid Pesterchum up. Handle?
"angeredCentaur pls."
But there are already two AC's. "irateCentaur?" I is not allowed it seems. "almightyGenocidicles?" I'm not giving you such a stupid name. Dann nehme ich eben grumpyCentaur. Geht das? Yeah that seems to work. But you may need a new typing colour. "sajcouiceevlk."
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Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Disco Surprise
- [PG] Robot Entity - Taken from a Pixar movie and updated DISCO STYLE
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
In an attempt to solve Twin's split problem, I offer him a small dose of the potion of revelations. Tell me Twin, does it refill? How many uses of this do i have? The godmodder didn't really seem to be affected by it.
32/40
32/40 (piono'd, Talist'd)
8/10x20
4/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *14
Unbotanium Ingots 2/4
IIIII Azura's Black Star
I slash Famine's abdomen open and replace his ingestines with a Horizon Event.
+3 for trade (to piono) (last post's +3 to Talist)
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
"What is this "carbyne"? The strongest material is Adminium, refined Bedrock, utterly indestructible. of course, bedrock's having some issues just now, and you can still hurt someone through armor made out of Adminium... Using a strong enough impact, the shock absorbers are not perfect... Hmmm... Would you like to create an alliance of metallurgists? If you're AG, of course. Besides, My Advanced Powered Adminium War Armor is still stronger, because it isn't a one-post summon. And has an antiparticle beam cannon on it, but meh. Also, I notice Serpent's changed his/her avatar again. cool art."
GAHMD ready to fire 3/3
GAHMD FIRING AT... Wait, how do I attack the Felt? I don't see them in the entity list? GAHMD FIRING AT THE STRONGEST FELT THING IT'S LIKELY TO DAMAGE IN 3... 2... 1...
GAHMD upgrade 7/10
"This is taking an inanely long time. Damn half-bugged-out construction bots. OI, YOU LOT, TIME FOR A MANUAL REBOOT. USING MY BOOT!"
Mechavirus-Brine 31/40
I tell those construction bays not dedicated to the GAHMD and MVB to build a detachment of warbots and armed dropships, then send the resulting group of bots and vessels to defend Twin, and place them under his personal control.
"I should probably mention that I still consider myself to be gathering the things I need to fight this war properly, I have not even begun the kind of thing I intend to once I have the proper gear..."
On a side note, this page's tendency to refresh itself for no good reason every thirty seconds is both really annoying, and taxing for my poor, archaic craptop.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I alchemize Unorthodox Combat && Iron Multi-Cane 1/X
I point out to Twinbuilder that I am neutral and therefore not on either of their sides.
I attempt to turn a sniper Joe into an ice cube by throughly smashing everything around him and just a tiny bit of dirt holding him up. I fill the whole hole around him with icy water I freeze with the Absolute Zero. Then, I blow on the pillar of dirt.
[ 27 / 40 ]
And now, the Brood Lords...
[ 13 / 40 ]
It's grove is being flown over to the Battlefield!
[Current EP: 1 / 3]
I give Twin a Health Potion. It's rather weak, but the longer it sits out, the stronger the potion gets.
(Inventory Item. Starts at 1000 Power, and increases by 1000 each turn. Caps at 7,000.)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
"...Come on, hurry the hell up..."Right now...
You know what.
How about we kill Split.
Calculations show that there's only a 17% chance (rounded down) of his death corrupting the world.
"And the chance that Twin will die as well?"
Well.
I would rather not tell you.
But he has to die anyway.
He should die free.
"Dibs on Split's soul!"
Really now.
The first thing you thought of was taking his soul.
"Hey, they taste like cotton candy. Don't judge."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Nom... Nom... Cotton Candy Souls... Hom... Nom... Om... Yummy...
sorry, I had too... >-<
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
14/40 Disco Surprise +2 +2 +3 by fseftr (1 new hint every 10 charges in end-of-post spoiler)
Teleport the Plank AND Bucket of Lava = Jolly Roger's Bomber (Level 3: 4/4)
Thornbomb Launcher AND EMP Grenade = The Duck and Cover (Level 3: 4/4)
lol Twin you forgot my finished RED RUM or upped the alchemy by one last turn?
> R. K.: Let a random AG unit play 51 pickup. In an active volcano.
+3 to fseftr
1 License Points
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Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Disco Surprise
- [PG] Robot Entity - Taken from a Pixar movie and updated DISCO STYLE
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Refresher Orb: 5/5
I activate the Refresher Orb to give all PGs 2,500 HP (1 for the Godmodder).
Quest 3/30
I stab myself in the foot, and begin a blood ritual. This ritual will hopefully do something, in about 15 turns.
Blood ritual 1/15
As always, tell me if the EECS needs tweaking. It was a request from Ross8815 himself...
Jungle Ritual: 23/40
I rename the Spyper to the Christian Brutal Spyper just because I can.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Level 3, TP: 50/60 -- Focus: =========== 45/55
Alright. We need to raid the AZ, but the shields are stopping that. I'll put my charges on hold for a bit while I work on them.
The Wither Wolf: 39/40 (stopped)
Soul of Rebirth: 39/40 (stopped)
Next entity (Faether most likely) 4/40 (+3 from Aegis)
I hook a crossbow bolt up to a battery and shoot it at the shield Katniss style.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 17
Ransom: on
Current brewing: cake || potion of honey 2/??
+3 up for trade with any AG
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
15/40 Disco Surprise (1 new hint every 10 charges in end-of-post spoiler)
+3 to fseftr
>R. K.: Test your Jolly Roger's Bomber on a random AG unit.
"Nur weil wir das Buch noch lesen heißt das nicht das du mir nicht schonmal einen chumhandle einrichten kannst!"
Fine! I'll set your stupid Pesterchum up. Handle?
"angeredCentaur pls."
But there are already two AC's. "irateCentaur?" I is not allowed it seems. "almightyGenocidicles?" I'm not giving you such a stupid name. Dann nehme ich eben grumpyCentaur. Geht das? Yeah that seems to work. But you may need a new typing colour. "sajcouiceevlk."
1 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Disco Surprise
- [PG] Robot Entity - Taken from a Pixar movie and updated DISCO STYLE
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I alchemize Unorthodox Combat && Iron Multi-Cane 2/X
I preform acupuncture on another sniper Joe with the Absolute Zero.
Once the rift is open, there will be catastrophic geological instabilities due to time travel.
I undo that and then smack you in the face. Spyper is good, CBS is bad.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
The droid fleet fire at a random PG
I use TEH HOLY HAND GRENADE OF PURE EPIC SEXINESS OF DEATH AT CANS
If it fails, ALL PG's take 1,000 damage!
upgrade: 4/20
Blackhole bomb: 24/40
Summon unknown: 7/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
[ 28 / 40 ]
Got them Brood Lords, yesh!
[ 14 / 20 ]
The Grove is slowly lowered onto the field...
[ 4 / 6 ]
Whoops, forgot to charge this last post. +1 for that.
[Current EP: 1 / 3]
I deploy the WORLD'S MOST UNSTABLE HEAL on the TPP Hivemind! Roll a D6000.
Number Rolled = Number Healed.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
16/40 Disco Surprise (1 new hint every 10 charges in end-of-post spoiler)
+3 to fseftr
>R. K.: Hey random AG unit. KNIFE!
1 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Disco Surprise
- [PG] Robot Entity - Taken from a Pixar movie and updated DISCO STYLE
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
40/40 x6
40/40 (Talist'd)
6/10x21
0/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *15 - Cap reached
Unbotanium Ingots 3/4
IIIII Azura's Black Star - IIII: I +4 myself.
Potion of Superheroics + I stab n' taze Famine at the same time with Circuit Breaker.
I purchase Wilson's entire stock of potions of rejuvenation and give them to project nexus. They will be used when the time is right...
+3 for trade (To Talist)
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.