I shoot an anti-godmodder homing beam at the godmodder. it is un-counterable, and homing, so undodgeable even to teleportation, it rips through everything as effectively as a black hole would to a piece of goat cheese. also, it cannot be deflected because it just rips through everything.
....
Um, why would you do that?Ok, I'm not sure if this is allowed but... I summon the HMS Invictus from Honorverse with full pods, full Keyhole-II capacity, and full Apollo and Mistletoe armaments. If we can get him into space, we'll be almost unbeatable!
Apocalypse Shields Stats
42,420/42,420
Deal 750 damage when attacked.
Prevent any AG, N, P, or H entities from entering. Does not prevent leaving. Do not restrict PGs.
Cannot be teleported through.
Heal 1000 HP every turn.
It seems like there are a lot of new players posting recently. Welcome! Please read the OP if you haven't already. And remember: please do not post until I have finished writing this update. Thanks, and have fun.
POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 1/10
30/40 Rumble McSkirmish.
Also twin, these spoiler things are for lore and sometimes attacks and different stuff.
Raspberry Helmet: 2/6.
More Research: 3/5.
Project LONLEY PENGUIN(4/4)
999999999 Penguins are summoned inside dimension 33!
Project Penguino(2/6)
Build, I will help you control Split when Project Penguino is done.
INVENTORY:
The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN,
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER(IN MIND), PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER
PROGRAMMER:
CLASS: ALPHA
​EXPERIENCE: 1
PROGRAMS: 6
What's up with all the weird formatting in your updates... It's annoying to read and it uses up color tags.
Thanks dimentiosome!
Okay, the time engines probably shouldn't have that much health, but put it back up to 250,000. Project Nexus began out with 250,000 WITH a really powerful ability. Dimentio won't be doing hardly anything overpowered until the next time he shows up. Dimentio doesn't seem to be doing much though... He's just sort of flying around and throwing the occasional energy bolt. I'm too busy right now. And yet you still find time to drop obnoxious comments into my text box. Yep!
I put three +1s up for trade.
I put the doctor's doom through the loom. Hehehe, like it Scratch? I also put the minigun through the loom.
2/6 for the giga gun.
11/40 x4
7/15 x16
I test out the Doctor's Doom on Cans. Let's see if it works on leprechauns as it is designed to work on obnoxious puppets. It obviously won't be-LOLNOPE! Stop it. You're undermining all of us when you try to pull stunts like that. But No. Just shut up. Shut up. Shut up shut up shut up before you give Split an excuse to intercept more of our attacks.
250,000 it is, then.
Did someone say "Shut up shut up shut up before you give a devilishly handsome First Guardian an excuse to intercept more of our attacks?"
Was it you, Penguin over there?
Was it you, with the ham!
No! It was you with the red goggles! I knew I recognized that voice. Since it obviously won't work because Red Text Guy said so, and judging from his identity, he would know about this, it obviously doesn't work!
Godmodder, you can be a real jerk to people when you want to.
The Doctor's Doom ~~~ Loom = Disc Two Dungarees
Minigun ~~~ Loom = Heavy Misc/Hat Token
You got the DISC TWO DUNGAREES! While alchemizing the regular Broom with the Loom created Scratch's Tux, alchemizing this with the Loom creates a pair of white jeans, probably to match Scratch's shirt.
You got a HEAVY MISC/HAT TOKEN! Insert this into the Loom and you will get a random Misc Item or Hat worn by the Heavy from Team Fortress 2.
GAHMD ready to fire! 3/3 I fire it at... meh, screw it, the Doomsday stables again.
GAHMD upgrade 4/10 {I may upgrade it again, but I would prefer to do it in segments}
Mechavirus-Brine 28/40
I notice you're having trouble with invisibility, Twin, may I suggest a balance change, in which AOE attacks could still hit the invisible object, if it hadn't moved, but for reduced damage. Essentially change how it works in a few ways, rather than going NOEP, NO INVIS 4 U and preventing it being useful to those who will actually use it in a less annoying manner. {I mean, how exactly does turning a structure invisible make it impossible to hit? it hasn't moved, just nuke the general area it occupied.}
He's right, Project Nexus is actually a massive militarized lab, AOE attacks would still work.
And I don't want Project Nexus to get NOPED. Its kinda funny watching k4yne and fseftr flounder at it.
I put out three +1s for trade.
3/6 for the giga gun
12/40 x4
8/15 x16
I beat down Cans with the Doctor's Doom. It needs some breaking in, see.
Funny? More like boring, seeing the same few entities just sitting there. Day after day...
I guess HE'S in the battlefield right now...
I better go get him now before he wreaks anymore havoc.
Since I can't find him, I fire the blade shooter at Cans, landing an almost direct hit to the eye, and when he puts his arm up to block, I slice the side of his torso, all the way down, with the Widow's Inferno, starting a burn effect. If no one puts it out before the turn ends, and if he doesn't put it out himself, he will be severely burned. It takes three posts to put it out, and I will be reigniting it probably, unless HE rears his ugly face again.
Since my previous alchemy didn't go through, I need a new one.
DOOM'S HIMBLADE MARK II (Red Hourglass of Doom && The Hard Reset.) 1/6
I claim both of Piono's +3s, +3 to piono.
Me2 12/40 (What!?! I didn't want to boost that!!!! Hehehehe.... )
Saving up charges nothing suspicious here 1/40
X1 Army 8/30
I charge my Vanquisher, it is at full charge. IIIII. I start charging my Steam, Greathammer of Terror, or, the Steamhammer. IIIII Because I was Modpack once, I can steal his alchemies, because technically we are the same person. The Widow's Explosion exists once more. Due to that same ruling, I go into the Microsoft Cloud, make the Wormhole one way for the rest of the turn, so only the things inside can leave, and then sit and heal.
(Yo twin, the throne room is now a zone because of the upgrades and the charges added to it. The Throne itself is an entity with HP and shielding. You decide how powerful, it is your Throne.)
The Blade Shooter deals 6,000 damage to Cans! The Widow's Inferno deals an additional 2,000 damage. Cans burned!
Red Hourglass of Doom AND Hard Reset = The Iron Web (Level 5: 1/6)
The GNSPP's Vanquisher is at full charge, and the Steamhammer is charging. Your entities will do as you say.
Except since you were Modpack ONCE, you're not him anymore, so you can't steal his alchemies regardless. I bet if you asked REALLY politely, though...
...He would probably smash your head off.
Hold on one moment... I have my OWN THRONE? And I get to decide its HP and SHIELDS?! Ohhh man. It doesn't get better than this.
From now on... I'm gonna be able to rule the server from the comfort of this chair.
"Rule the server?" What are you, an evil mastermind?
"Oh. Whoops." "Who are you anyway?"
"I'm not telling you just yet." "And what do you even think you're doing? Dirt is so easy to break."
"I beg to differ. You see, dirt is so easy to find. Look around you. It's everywhere." "What, a dirt golem? That'll fall in seconds!"
"If it didn't regenerate at an absurd rate, maybe. And believe me, absurd will be an understatement." "..."
Mysterious player construction: 2/40
Mysterious player construction: 2/40
I had a really cool story segment here, but then minecraft forums said "HEHE NOPE, SCREW YOU SUCKER, IMMA RELOAD THE PAGE FOR NO REASON", and I lost a good fifteen minutes of typing, so NOPE, NOT TODAY.
I begin reloading the GAHMD 1/3
GAHMD upgrade 5/10
Mechavirus-Brine 29/40
Also, I notice I haven't seen some of the owners of the Spoils of War lately, maybe if the owner disappears for a while, the Spoil should be reassigned to another player on the same team, pending the original player's reappearance.
HAHAHAHAHA! You lost your work! That's hilarious! Everyone, let's point and laugh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ha... Hmm.
Please excuse my idiot antisocial friend up there. Sorry for you losing your work... And about the Spoils of War... That's a good idea. I'll think about it.
I generally prefer not to post immediately after my previous post, but is this a legit thing to do? Maybe having all my posts together would even make it easier to update?
I walk right into the middle of a group of PG entities, then, slowly and deliberately, making sure they see what I'm doing, type /kill @e into chat, then hit enter. Several of them go into cardiac arrest from sheer terror before the rest notice the big red "you do not have permission to do this" over my head. {in the latest snapshot, this works, as you can use arguments with /kill. The variant /kill @e will kill every entity in the game.} I then execute the {in}famous "Power Armor Killsarate With Far Too Many Nuclear Chainsaws" WTFJitsu move on the survivors.
{edited}
GAHMD charging 2/3
GAHMD upgrade 6/10
Mechavirus-Brine 30/40
Taken from the Original Post, which you should have read.
IV. POSTING RULES:
1. Each player can only post 3 times per turn. Any additional posts will not be counted.
2. You can use multiple attacks in a post, but the more you use, the less powerful each one will be.
3. Don't double post. You can only post after someone else posts, but then again, don't be one of three people posting constantly, because that will be spam and none of those posts will be counted.
4. If you are merely talking or asking a question, you can make your post a "nullpost". I will still quote and respond to these posts, but they will not be counted as one of the 3 posts allowed in a turn.
Man's Best Friend 2/5
Quest 2/30
I walk to the PG side, and build a nuclear reactor, which quickly overheats due to the lack of coolant cells. I then create a thunderstorm to (possibly) inhibit flight.
The Godmodder shields Cans from the nuclear blast! Nuclear stuff is horribly ineffective. You should try using Relish Nukesâ„¢ instead!
Suddenly, a vast shadow appears over the battlefield. All turn to watch... Suddenly, the battlefield is dominated by an enormous squishing sound. Every entity on the Battlefield is suddenly slimed green, as an absolutely gigantic slime appears to have fallen from the skies like a meteor. Suddenly, its mouth opens, and a seemingly familiar voice appears...
"All you Pro-Godmodder entities are about to be taught the lesson my body could never!"
I suddenly begin to ponder... it does sound like the Scout... however, it does sound familiar... wait, wait!
Yes! It is Ross8815!
He's come back to fight us! And yes, the Pro-Godmodders shall be crushed for the death of the Tripod!
Yes, this is going to be a basic beating for the AGs...
Actions Gelatinous Bash: 10000 damage. This heals 40% of the user's health upon a kill. Slime Rocket: 6000-12000 damage. This can be charged for three turns, increasing with damage. Sea of Filth: 4000 damage. This takes one turn to charge, and slows down the target and two other enemies for three turns. Slime Smash: 16000 damage. This requires two turns to charge and deals large knock back. However, the user suffers 50% of the damage dealt with knock back in the other direction. Death From Above: 14000 damage to three targets. All targets are slowed down for two turns. This attack happens three turns after the attack is performed. Oozy Amass: This heals 50% of the user's health. This empties the Split bar, and cannot be used at three bars or lower.
Passives Ever-Expansion: This entity charges a Split bar like this each turn: OOOOOO Cosmic Fission: This entity duplicates itself at the cost of a full Split bar. However, it suffers a 25% decrease in its current health, and both slimes deal 25% less damage with all attacks. Example* below. Oozy Composition: Upon being slimed, this entity heals the damage that would be dealt.
*Example: An attack that deals 8000 damage will deal 6000 damage upon splitting. When the EECS splits again, that attack deals 4500 damage. After it splits again, the attack will deal 3375. When the damage is not a whole number, it is rounded to the nearest whole number, if you don't know the math, I can show you.
And so, let the Ever-Expanding Cosmic Slime be devastating in its force!
Shields: 9/10! Soon we will be safe!
Return: 24/40
Unagi Blade: 2/3
I stab Hank with the Infinity Blade. Since it has 2 kills, that's 4000 damage. If he is already dead or has more than 4000 health, I stab an Enderbat.
You suddenly rush up to Hank, who doesn't see you! However, at the last moment, he turns around and--STAB--the Infinity Blade is stuck in his chest. He doesn't move, not even swaying with the wind. Then, he crumples to the ground. You reclaim your sword from his body with your third kill and an additional 2,000 base power.
I knew someone was going to think of that...
Oh, and FYI, I only cheap block Project Nexus every three turns.
25/40
25/40
1/10x20
3/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *14
6/6 Horizon Event
The pan is broken...I shape the Unobtanium for a diffrent purpose... 1/4 Unbotanium Ingots
IIIII Azura's Black Star
I bash in Famine's chest so hard with Fried Eggs that the Unbreaking II enchantment gives way. All the stress absorbed (a lot) by the enchantment is released in an instant. Boom
+3 for trade
Two, three, does it matter? The point is that you keep cheap blocking it, and that's not cool.
You use the Fried Eggs in one final strike. Never underestimate the power of the Pan.
THWACK.
A sonic boom sounds as the Fried Eggs breaks in two! However, Famine is sent back flying! When he recovers, he sees he has lost a critted 15,000 HP.
You got THE HORIZON EVENT! These Big Bang Bombs now harness the power of black holes, whose gravitational pull is so strong that not even light can escape... This can only mean disaster for whoever is on the recieving end.
Shields: 10/10. And we are safe!
Unagi Blade: 3/3
Refresher Orb: 2/4
Phantasm: 5/20
I cast DEATH PULSE on 4 random AG units. Chaos Knight uses his secret carpentry skills to repair the Doomsday Stables. Oh, and I think I forgot to mention that Chaos Knight is also healed by the Stables, albeit at a lower rate (3,000 HP/turn).
1,000 damage to all four AG entities who can be attacked!
Your entities will do as you say.
Shields flicker over the Garden of Eden...
You got the UNAGI BLADE! A blade stylized to look like an Unagi's tooth. Or rather, a fang.
Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
6/40 Disco Surprise (1 new hint every 10 charges in end-of-post spoiler)
Teleport the Plank AND Bucket of Lava = Jolly Roger's Bomber (Level 3: 3/4)
Thornbomb Launcher AND EMP Grenade = The Duck and Cover (Level 3: 3/4)
Glued Hell AND Rathalos Ruby = Red Rum (Level 2: 3/3)
> Kayne: Aaaaaand next page. > R. K.: Beat up Justicar Street Fighter style.
License Board Stats
1 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Disco Surprise
- [PG] Robot Entity
You flip a page, but since it takes me a very long time to update these books, expect this pretty far from now.
== switching to Pro-Godmodder side ==
NOT number, but PERCENTAGE is the key for winning
1/40 The Neo(computer program)
200, 000 health, (invulnerable to kinetics, thermal and corrosive while in computer)
Normal damage 50, 000+10% targets HP TriDamage ||||(obvious) Materialization||||||(if materialized already, Clone) Slow time 3x ||||(100% chance to dodge) Martial Arts ||||(gains damage after full-fill)(Regenerates 90% lost health after full-fill) Implode |||||(will teleport inside target and destroy it within inside, does 5000% health) Ultimate Blocks ||(0% damage taken from kinetics) Fly Away |||(20% damage to ALL enemies, then cannot be attacked until I... Recall ||||(35 000 damage to ALL enemies))
And Biochemical bot 2/10
Well now... Looks like you haven't followed this war at all. Otherwise you would know that this war's balance is a lot different than that spinoff one you come from! If you want this entity to go through, then its stats will be VERY different than what it is now. What those stats are, I will decide.
You can't switch sides unless it is a while after you have joined and it is in a stunning betrayal, so you are still Anti-Godmodder.
I put out three +1 trades.
4/6 for the giga gun. Just think... Its got the firepower, range, and basic all around sameness as a rifle with one exception. It has a high enough rate of fire to make it a level five. Think how cool the level ten will be.
15/40 x4
11/15 x16
I unleash another of my uber-cool attacks (if only twin had time to do the animations, oh well, I guess him actually having a life is probably better). I rush forward, catch Cans with the handle of the Doctor's Doom which flips him up into the air. I then do skeet shooting with Danger: High Voltage with Cans as the disc, and when he lands I help him land harder with a good pounding from Moh's Malevolence.
You.... You actually expect there to be an animation for every single one of your attacks?
Wow.
Oh, calm down. Surely he doesn't expect one for EVERY attack...
Also, the animations will probably take place after the war is over. It would be too much at once if I did them now.
I add Red-alert 2 Chrono-weapons for everyone (Yes, even you in the back) to use
Description:
they can, at twin's approval, teleport others, teleport yourself, time travel, or un-summon/erase-from-time an entity
The stronger the teleport or entity, the longer you have to be inactive with that weapon or yourself (both before and after the shift) shifted entities or players cannot move, but can be damaged. If hit during your pre-jump inactivity, you can use the weapon again, just with the same inactivity rules
Wait times (to be twin-adjusted if he wants)
small guy:1 post
bigger guy:2
Important guy:1 turn
Strong entity:1 turn and 1 post
ecetera
I shoot a random entity with the Tiberium Tacks
23/40
23/40
Yeah... The whole "time travel" thing and "un summon" thing sounds really, really overpowered.
How about no.
Tiberium OR Cheap Sword = Pure Tiberium Sword (Level 5: 1/6)
9/20
iron Multitool Mk.1 OR Iron Cane 4/4
Infinity Bow AND Unorthodox Crop 4/4
I shoot the Absolute Zero as fast as I can. Then, I teleport to Twinbuilder and try to slice him, but he dodges. Unfortunatly for him, he dodged straight into my bullets and arrows!
Except I didn't, because like any First Guardian, I knew they were there all along! So I just teleport into outer space for a few seconds and then come back when everything's fine.
You got the IRON MULTI-CANE! It's a very thin Iron Multitool, with the handle almost like a rod.
You got the UNORTHODOX COMBAT! A bow that can fire arrows with the powers of the Unorthodox Crop. It is also made of various foodstuffs such as wheat.
+9001 damage bonus
+404% range bonus
100% chance to spawn a trail of friendly dispensers each 10 steps
Friendly dispensers 666% more effective
GODMODDER: Its... Its damage bonus... GODMODDER: It's OVER 9000!!!!!!!!! GODMODDER: ... GODMODDER: I haven't said that in 5 years... GODMODDER: What have I come to. GODMODDER: However, this attack is going to fail because the Fists of Pootis are banned in competitive TF2. GODMODDER: And boy, do I play TF2.
I shoot an anti-godmodder homing beam at the godmodder. it is un-counterable, and homing, so undodgeable even to teleportation, it rips through everything as effectively as a black hole would to a piece of goat cheese. also, it cannot be deflected because it just rips through everything.
The Anti-Godmodder Homing Beam successfully hits its target!
*Time rift approaching*
1/15
Yes, I am about to enter your realm from a high-tech dimension in the future.
(This may seem strange, but I was created roughly the same time as the godmodder. But I wasn't involved in the war, so I thought.)
Ok, I'm not sure if this is allowed but... I summon the HMS Invictus from Honorverse with full pods, full Keyhole-II capacity, and full Apollo and Mistletoe armaments. If we can get him into space, we'll be almost unbeatable!
Of course it's allowed. Summoning entities is apparently what turns this war around day and night, although it should really be about Destroying the Godmodder instead.
Whatever.
The HMS Invictus appears, but you really should have charged that summon first, because the Godmodder instantly turns it over to his side!
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End-of-Turn Battle:
"I think you need more warriors…"
Project Nexus once again forgoes their attack to regain 5,000 HP! They seem to be planning something... Waluigi bashes Insanity's head in with a tennis racket, dealing 5,000 damage! Dimentio just floats in the sky and cackles.
Oh, this will be so much fun! I'll get to kill everyone in my way, and then... Well, hee hee. You'll have to see... Oh yes, you'll be seeing quite a lot...
Now that Dark Engie is out for the count, Thresh and Co. must acquire a new primary objective, so it seems! They talk amongst themselves to figure out what they will do, and in the process, are all healed by +3,000 HP. Meanwhile, the Star Wars Fleet swoops down on Cans! He slowly looks up, slightly oblivious, while the Godmodder notices instantly!
He quickly swoops in and places a Sturdyâ„¢ Shield on Cans, which makes it so that an attack that should have killed him will knock him down to 1 HP! Cans is riddled with bullets regardless! 7,499 damage to Cans! The rest of the Fleet fires a Buzz Droid Missile at Waluigi! He will lose 2,300 HP for three turns.
All Anti-Godmodders stand by, waiting for the player who will deliver the final blow to Cans, and with him, the Felt.
The Godmodder deals a crippling 20,000 damage to the TPP Hivemind and the Mysterious Crystal, since he wants to see what it does! As he does so, the HMS Invictus appears over him, cannons at the ready.
The remaining Anti-Godmodder forces swiftly dodge all of the Unagi Assassin's attacks bar one, which is him slicing Kage Kami with his sword for 5,000 damage! However, the Unagi Assassin ends up cornered and is swiftly killed.
The fight over, the Kage Kami walks to the end of the cave and picks up the HP Vial the Cazador was guarding in the first place. He uses it to restore +10,000 HP. He is now well enough that him and the remaining two entities with him can begin a new plan. Their options are:
Planning a counterattack on the Pro-Godmodder fleet that is swift and precise. Will be hard since espionage and luck will have to be relied on.
Going in guns blazing and dying as martyrs.
Or, leaving the Zone will they still can and assembling a new fleet to try and break down the Zone's shields. Choose wisely...
Scratch, from his vantage point, appears to be viewing the near-death of Cans with unease...
And I, from my vantage point, say NUKE THE SUCKERS! I FIRE A HUGE BEAM OF RED PLASMA AT CA
Oh no you don't! You have to let a player claim THIS prize!
Finish off the Felt.
Attack the Horsemen by disabling their Stable.
Defend me.
Defend/attack Project Nexus.
FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:
Actually work together. Shoot most things that move.
FOR PG PLAYERS:
Attack Build.
Attack all AGs.
Defend the Horsemen.
Defend the Felt.
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The_Serpent: [P] Reading: The First Block and Other Legends.
fseftr: [P] Reading: The Nature of Split Personalities.
Available Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A. First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist The Scratch by R.L. Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
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Pit-Wily Castle:
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 36,705/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Sniper Joes: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x3.)
Enderbats: [AG] HP: 2,500/2,500. (x3.)
Justicar: [AG] HP: 34,500/90,000. Equipped with Good Dog; grants +2,500 base attack. Mana Leak: II
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The Microsoft Cloud:
Gabe Newell Super Player Project: [H] HP: 62,500/95,000. Vanquisher: IIIII Steamhammer: IIIII
Xbox 360 Army: [AG] HP: 1,500/4,000. (x19.)
Xbox 360 Army: [AG] HP: 1,500/4,000. (x1.)
XBOX Sword Scissor: [AG] HP: 36,000/40,000.
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The Throne Room:
Regnum Dei: [???] HP: 413,000/413,000. Shields: ++++++++++
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 36,705/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ
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The Forge:
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Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II DISABLED [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE!!! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIIIDISABLED (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Xopil: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
I shoot an anti-godmodder homing beam at the godmodder. it is un-counterable, and homing, so undodgeable even to teleportation, it rips through everything as effectively as a black hole would to a piece of goat cheese. also, it cannot be deflected because it just rips through everything.
Are you new here? focus on the imaginative part, not so much of the trying to make it unblockable, as Twin will just NOEP it.
I just reuse my last post, because, having not actually happened, the Curse of Repetitiveness does not affect it.
Sorry, Twin, I did read the OP, I just got forgetful.
I walk right into the middle of a group of PG entities, then, slowly and deliberately, making sure they see what I'm doing, type /kill @e into chat, then hit enter. Several of them go into cardiac arrest from sheer terror before the rest notice the big red "you do not have permission to do this" over my head. {in the latest snapshot, this works, as you can use arguments with /kill. The variant /kill @e will kill every entity in the game.} I then execute the {in}famous "Power Armor Killsarate With Far Too Many Nuclear Chainsaws" WTFJitsu move on the survivors.
Actually, I kinda was... Don't listen to him twin. Besides, he'll be dead by the end of the game so his opinion doesn't mean much. What? O.O Did I say that out loud? Amensiona What? Hey, what just happened, I think I dozed off, what were we talking about again? Nothing important. Okay. I'm gonna go back to wailing on Cans now. You do that.
Hank looks at the blade sticking out of his chest, then looks at serpent with an expression of...
gratitude. Finally.
Hank explodes into white light, and then dissipates.
I put out three +1 trades.
5/6 for the giga gun. I'm almost done!!!
I combine the semi truck and an iron ingot in the garage... 1/???
17/40 x4
13/15 x16 I point out that Cans should be crippled because of a deployed splash potion of crippling, drink an extended potion of manpower so all of my attacks this round crit, and I hit the nail* on the head with my hammer**. *Cans
**Mohs Malevolence
EDIT: IRE! TOTALLY NOT COOL. I understand changing posts, but changing it to claim a spoil of war AFTER other players had already posted attacks aiming at Cans? That is just way out of line.
You can have it, I would've handed it off to someone else anyways, but just to everyone else from now on.
IF THERE IS EVER A BOSS AT CRITICAL HEALTH AND YOU POSTED WITHOUT REALIZING THAT YOU COULD KILL IT FIRST, CHECK TO MAKE SURE NO ONE ELSE HAS ALREADY ATTACKED TO CLAIM IT BEFORE YOU GO BACK AND EDIT YOUR POST. STEALING BOSS KILLS IS NOT OKAY.
You done yet? Yeah, I'm cool.
Okay, I load a splash potion of crippling into a dispenser, allowing me to use it and another potion in one post at a later point in time.
storyedit: The above crossed out is the beginning of the real reason why I'm coming back and doing these storyposts. Neither of my characters here have prior knowledge of future events.
I duplicate the Widow's Inferno. 1/1
I give the result to NinjaCat9. Use it wisely. Please +3 me.
I give three charges to Ninjacat9, to charge whatever crazy entity he will eventually summon.
Doom's himblade Mark II 2/6
Me2 13/40
X1 Army 9/30
HIM: I USE MY VANQUISHER, AND VANISH FOR THREE TURNS, STILL IN THE MICROSOFT CLOUD, GETTING HEALED, AND WHEN THE TURNS ARE OVER I WILL STRIKE AN ENTITY. STEAMHAMMER 2/5
I am inspired by the new player's attacks, to go all out and use an UBER AWESOME EPIC LOL ROFL HASHTAG RIP 12YEAR OLD ARMY SUPER DUPER NINJA BARRAGE MEGA ATTACK!!!!!! I RUN UP TO CANS AND SLICE HIS FACE WITH THE WIDOWS INFERNO IN ONE HAND, PAULENTA'S XBLADE IN THE OTHER, THE XWOLVERINE BALANCED ON ONE SHOULDER AND THE HARD RESET ON THE OTHER, AND WITH THE X-INFERNO IN MY MOUTH I ATTACK CANS.
The Microsoft cloud wormhole is open again, and everyone inside gains +2500 Health each.
I enter the Microsoft Cloud.
I craft for myself a set of thick Carbyne(strongest material known to man) armor that covers nearly full body, and put a magic lightening spell on it so I can still move fast.
Also, i craft a set of Cyborg Mech-Arms 2000, which boost my upper body strength a lot.
Charging for something cool: 4/10
P.S. I am brand new here so i have nearly no idea on the rules and whats happening much. Sorry if I break some rules or something.
"Okay Dimentio, can I ask you, why do you want to destroy everyone? Seriously, I think it would be a lot better if you...uh...hmm...crap. I can't think of anything. Weeeeeeeeeeell, I'm gonna go retreat to this dimension where a benevolent god lives. Also 2 other versions of me are technically there (not replicsimiles or anything, just different versions of me from Tv Tropes threads). Okay, so...umm...well. Well well well. Uh....................................................................................................(think the huge period of time Emmet does this in 'The Lego Movie')...........................Hmm. Yup, Ias can go screw herself. WHY did she give her power to GLaDOS? Ugh, well, this is undoubtedly gonna screw us all ove-- AH!!! GIRAFFE!!!"
Hmm. Yeah I dunno what to do."
Well, you coul--
"SCREW YOU DIMENTIO!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HONE-FLIPPING-STLY, WHY ARE YOU SCREWING US ALL OVER!!!!!!!!!!??????"
A magician never reveals his s--
"Oh screw this. I go over to Ios (one of two gods who rules over Io, this guy is the 'good' guy. Also his sacred animal is a giraffe) to borrow a large squadron of flying giraffes, then fly back through the portal right at Dimentio."
...Why are you sayin--
"I DON'T KNOW OKAY!!!!!!!?????? GEES!!!!"
I begin charging my signature move (which allowed me to absorb the TARDIS, alternate me and Dimentio) 'Imperious Imprisonment.' It's a comb rave.
1/13
btw, if this doesn't make too much sense, I'll be willing to tell you more.
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
I begin charging my signature move (which allowed me to absorb the TARDIS, alternate me and Dimentio) 'Imperious Imprisonment.' It's a comb rave.
1/13
Well, if this RAVE has the power to absorb the TARDIS AND Dimentio, it would probably need ~6 full IMPETUS COMBS. THAT would require A METRIC TON of PANG NECTAR, and the only entity capable of producing that much is DEMONHEAD MOBSTER KINGPIN. But he was already summoned, although...
He only died once, now that I think about it.
He never died the other two times needed for a full death.
The Refresher orb is now in place! It has 1,000 HP. Now to charge it up...
1/5. Oh, and I deny the AGs of Cans's death by using REAPER'S SCYTHE on him.
Hmm. So, Kage Kami's healed now? Well, crap. I command all my entities except [CK] to charge at the cave and ransack the cave. You going to do anything, floppy?
Quote from floppyDongoes »
In fact, yes. First of all, I upgrade all your charges by one. Then, I use SPELL STEAL on fseftr so I can use his Red Barrel attack. I then red barrel the Kage Kami.
....
Um, why would you do that?Ok, I'm not sure if this is allowed but... I summon the HMS Invictus from Honorverse with full pods, full Keyhole-II capacity, and full Apollo and Mistletoe armaments. If we can get him into space, we'll be almost unbeatable!
Apocalypse Shields Stats
42,420/42,420
Deal 750 damage when attacked.
Prevent any AG, N, P, or H entities from entering. Does not prevent leaving. Do not restrict PGs.
Cannot be teleported through.
Heal 1000 HP every turn.
Nerf the HP if necessary.
/nullpost
Oh no
Dimentio flies up, high in the air, where you can't hit him, then uses dark magic to destroy all of your replicisimilies!
You're going to have to try harder than that! Hee hee hee!
Oh hell. Get out of my update, you creep!
(Piono is an Anti-Godmodder. If you want to know who's on what side, check the Scoreboard at the bottom of my update. I usually include it there.)
I'm floating in the air.
You idiot.
Heh, alright, that was sort of funny.
"Sort of?" I am hilarious and you know it.
Maybe 413 years from now.
What's up with all the weird formatting in your updates... It's annoying to read and it uses up color tags.
250,000 it is, then.
Did someone say "Shut up shut up shut up before you give a devilishly handsome First Guardian an excuse to intercept more of our attacks?"
Was it you, Penguin over there?
Was it you, with the ham!
No! It was you with the red goggles! I knew I recognized that voice. Since it obviously won't work because Red Text Guy said so, and judging from his identity, he would know about this, it obviously doesn't work!
Godmodder, you can be a real jerk to people when you want to.
The Doctor's Doom ~~~ Loom = Disc Two Dungarees
Minigun ~~~ Loom = Heavy Misc/Hat Token
You got the DISC TWO DUNGAREES! While alchemizing the regular Broom with the Loom created Scratch's Tux, alchemizing this with the Loom creates a pair of white jeans, probably to match Scratch's shirt.
You got a HEAVY MISC/HAT TOKEN! Insert this into the Loom and you will get a random Misc Item or Hat worn by the Heavy from Team Fortress 2.
Oooh, interesting. Thanks for the tip.
10,000 damage to the Doomsday Stables.
Funny? More like boring, seeing the same few entities just sitting there. Day after day...
7,500 damage.
The Blade Shooter deals 6,000 damage to Cans! The Widow's Inferno deals an additional 2,000 damage. Cans burned!
Red Hourglass of Doom AND Hard Reset = The Iron Web (Level 5: 1/6)
The GNSPP's Vanquisher is at full charge, and the Steamhammer is charging. Your entities will do as you say.
Except since you were Modpack ONCE, you're not him anymore, so you can't steal his alchemies regardless. I bet if you asked REALLY politely, though...
...He would probably smash your head off.
Hold on one moment... I have my OWN THRONE? And I get to decide its HP and SHIELDS?! Ohhh man. It doesn't get better than this.
From now on... I'm gonna be able to rule the server from the comfort of this chair.
"Rule the server?" What are you, an evil mastermind?
Eh, semantics.
You're... You're not denying it.
...
Uh... Alright?
HAHAHAHAHA! You lost your work! That's hilarious! Everyone, let's point and laugh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ha... Hmm.
Please excuse my idiot antisocial friend up there. Sorry for you losing your work... And about the Spoils of War... That's a good idea. I'll think about it.
Taken from the Original Post, which you should have read.
IV. POSTING RULES:
1. Each player can only post 3 times per turn. Any additional posts will not be counted.
2. You can use multiple attacks in a post, but the more you use, the less powerful each one will be.
3. Don't double post. You can only post after someone else posts, but then again, don't be one of three people posting constantly, because that will be spam and none of those posts will be counted.
4. If you are merely talking or asking a question, you can make your post a "nullpost". I will still quote and respond to these posts, but they will not be counted as one of the 3 posts allowed in a turn.
The Godmodder shields Cans from the nuclear blast! Nuclear stuff is horribly ineffective. You should try using Relish Nukesâ„¢ instead!
How could you fly using a thunderstorm?
Oh crap. I... I have some thoughts about this.
Obelisk the Tormentor is now Paralyzed!
You suddenly rush up to Hank, who doesn't see you! However, at the last moment, he turns around and--STAB--the Infinity Blade is stuck in his chest. He doesn't move, not even swaying with the wind. Then, he crumples to the ground. You reclaim your sword from his body with your third kill and an additional 2,000 base power.
Hank P. Wimbleton killed.
Two, three, does it matter? The point is that you keep cheap blocking it, and that's not cool.
You use the Fried Eggs in one final strike. Never underestimate the power of the Pan.
THWACK.
A sonic boom sounds as the Fried Eggs breaks in two! However, Famine is sent back flying! When he recovers, he sees he has lost a critted 15,000 HP.
You got THE HORIZON EVENT! These Big Bang Bombs now harness the power of black holes, whose gravitational pull is so strong that not even light can escape... This can only mean disaster for whoever is on the recieving end.
1,000 damage to all four AG entities who can be attacked!
Your entities will do as you say.
Shields flicker over the Garden of Eden...
You got the UNAGI BLADE! A blade stylized to look like an Unagi's tooth. Or rather, a fang.
Your entities will do as you say.
You flip a page, but since it takes me a very long time to update these books, expect this pretty far from now.
HADOUKEN! 5,000 damage!
The Unagi Assassin now has upgraded attack power!
The Magician Duo is dead.
Well now... Looks like you haven't followed this war at all. Otherwise you would know that this war's balance is a lot different than that spinoff one you come from! If you want this entity to go through, then its stats will be VERY different than what it is now. What those stats are, I will decide.
You can't switch sides unless it is a while after you have joined and it is in a stunning betrayal, so you are still Anti-Godmodder.
You can't dictate where the splash damage goes; it's random!
You use your Shockwave Laser-Cannon to deal 8,000 damage to the Colossus and 4,000 splash damage to the TPP Hivemind!
Unagi Medic killed! None of its allies see the stealth kill...
I $&#)%&#%( (%# ////4000 d4m463/ /
YOU LITTLE
COULD YOU JUST STOP ATTACKING ME
WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE
For... For once I must agree with Split.
Really?
I guess... But that doesn't justify your mindless raging!
MINDLESS?! This is not MINDLESS raging! It has a purpose!
And that is what?
...I really hate you.
+7,500 HP to Famine!
You.... You actually expect there to be an animation for every single one of your attacks?
Wow.
Oh, calm down. Surely he doesn't expect one for EVERY attack...
Also, the animations will probably take place after the war is over. It would be too much at once if I did them now.
Regardless, 8,500 damage!
The attack already hit, you derp! You're going to have to be quicker than that...
Your entities will do as you say.
Yeah... The whole "time travel" thing and "un summon" thing sounds really, really overpowered.
How about no.
Tiberium OR Cheap Sword = Pure Tiberium Sword (Level 5: 1/6)
6,000 damage to the Mysterious Crystal!
Except I didn't, because like any First Guardian, I knew they were there all along! So I just teleport into outer space for a few seconds and then come back when everything's fine.
You got the IRON MULTI-CANE! It's a very thin Iron Multitool, with the handle almost like a rod.
You got the UNORTHODOX COMBAT! A bow that can fire arrows with the powers of the Unorthodox Crop. It is also made of various foodstuffs such as wheat.
GODMODDER: Its... Its damage bonus...
GODMODDER: It's OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!
GODMODDER: ...
GODMODDER: I haven't said that in 5 years...
GODMODDER: What have I come to.
GODMODDER: However, this attack is going to fail because the Fists of Pootis are banned in competitive TF2.
GODMODDER: And boy, do I play TF2.
The Anti-Godmodder Homing Beam successfully hits its target!
...That is to say, a Decoy Godmodder.
Alright.
Sup.
Of course it's allowed. Summoning entities is apparently what turns this war around day and night, although it should really be about Destroying the Godmodder instead.
Whatever.
The HMS Invictus appears, but you really should have charged that summon first, because the Godmodder instantly turns it over to his side!
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End-of-Turn Battle:
"I think you need more warriors…"
Project Nexus once again forgoes their attack to regain 5,000 HP! They seem to be planning something... Waluigi bashes Insanity's head in with a tennis racket, dealing 5,000 damage! Dimentio just floats in the sky and cackles.
Oh, this will be so much fun! I'll get to kill everyone in my way, and then... Well, hee hee. You'll have to see... Oh yes, you'll be seeing quite a lot...
Now that Dark Engie is out for the count, Thresh and Co. must acquire a new primary objective, so it seems! They talk amongst themselves to figure out what they will do, and in the process, are all healed by +3,000 HP. Meanwhile, the Star Wars Fleet swoops down on Cans! He slowly looks up, slightly oblivious, while the Godmodder notices instantly!
He quickly swoops in and places a Sturdyâ„¢ Shield on Cans, which makes it so that an attack that should have killed him will knock him down to 1 HP! Cans is riddled with bullets regardless! 7,499 damage to Cans! The rest of the Fleet fires a Buzz Droid Missile at Waluigi! He will lose 2,300 HP for three turns.
All Anti-Godmodders stand by, waiting for the player who will deliver the final blow to Cans, and with him, the Felt.
The Godmodder deals a crippling 20,000 damage to the TPP Hivemind and the Mysterious Crystal, since he wants to see what it does! As he does so, the HMS Invictus appears over him, cannons at the ready.
The remaining Anti-Godmodder forces swiftly dodge all of the Unagi Assassin's attacks bar one, which is him slicing Kage Kami with his sword for 5,000 damage! However, the Unagi Assassin ends up cornered and is swiftly killed.
The fight over, the Kage Kami walks to the end of the cave and picks up the HP Vial the Cazador was guarding in the first place. He uses it to restore +10,000 HP. He is now well enough that him and the remaining two entities with him can begin a new plan. Their options are:
Planning a counterattack on the Pro-Godmodder fleet that is swift and precise. Will be hard since espionage and luck will have to be relied on.
Going in guns blazing and dying as martyrs.
Or, leaving the Zone will they still can and assembling a new fleet to try and break down the Zone's shields. Choose wisely...
Scratch, from his vantage point, appears to be viewing the near-death of Cans with unease...
And I, from my vantage point, say NUKE THE SUCKERS! I FIRE A HUGE BEAM OF RED PLASMA AT CA
Oh no you don't! You have to let a player claim THIS prize!
...Fine.
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The Itinerary:
FOR AG PLAYERS:
Finish off the Felt.
Attack the Horsemen by disabling their Stable.
Defend me.
Defend/attack Project Nexus.
FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:
Actually work together.
Shoot most things that move.
FOR PG PLAYERS:
Attack Build.
Attack all AGs.
Defend the Horsemen.
Defend the Felt.
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The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Spyper, ???, Furfrou.
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1.
Mysterious Crystal: [???] HP: 39,000/75,000.
Alternate TARDIS: [???] HP: ??? Time Engines: 245,000/250,000 HP.
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 32,000/140,000. Troops: Riot Guards: 1,500/1,500. (x36.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 5,000/5,000. (x58.) Mk. II G0L3Ms: 10,000/10,000. (x52.) Experimental: 40,000/40,000. Invisibility: II
Waluigi: [H] HP: 43,700/600,000.
Flaw:WALUIGI IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.Dimentio: [H] HP: ??? Flaw: ???
Insanity: [N] HP: 242,500/250,000.
Thresh: [N] HP: 31,000/80,000. Lantern: READY.
Purple: [N] HP: 68,400/150,000.
Vulture Droid Fighters: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x34.)
Hyena Droid Bombers: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x40.)
Droid Tri-Fighters: [N] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x45.)
Arachna the Spider Queen: [AG] HP: 56,000/80,000. In Spider Web. Spider Web Capacity: 1/7.
The Kestrel: [AG] HP: 27,500/50,000. Weapons Bay: 4/4 HP. Shields Bay: 4/4 HP. Engine Room: 2/2 HP. Drone Controls: 3/3 HP. Combat Drone: 1,500/1,500. Beam Drone: 1,000/1,000.
Ender Colossus: [AG] HP: 45,500/55,000. Telesmash: III Shocked: III
Obelisk the Tormentor: [AG] HP: 29,000/30,000. Paralyze: II
TPP Hivemind: [AG] HP: 446/74,413. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ: III Bellossom: 5,000/5,000 HP. Crawdaunt: 2,000/7,000.
Cans HP: 1.
HMS Invictus: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 45/125.
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The Apocalypse Zone:
Shields: [PG] HP: 42,420/42,420.
Deathclaw: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Ron the Narrator: [PG] HP: 23,000/46,000.
Famine: [PG] HP: 35,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 425.
Death: [PG] HP: 75,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 425.
Doomsday Stables: [PG] HP: 51,000/95,000.
Unagi Minion: [PG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x7.)
floppyDongoes: [PG] HP: 9,000/10,000. Respawns: III
Ambush Hunters: [PG] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
Powder: [PG] HP: 24,000/35,000.
Chaos Knight: [PG] HP: 65,000/65,000. Phantasm: IIII
Pet Unagi: [PG] HP: 5,000/5,000.
~~~
Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 20,075/100,000. Cheap Shield: IIIII
Kaguya: [AG] HP: 11/20.
Tenshi: [AG] HP: 16/20.
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5l1n65h07's Computer:
SolarActive: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Firewalls: 10,000/15,000. (x2.) Version: 1.0.0
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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Scratch's Library:
K4yne: [P] Reading: Pesterchum 101.
The_Serpent: [P] Reading: The First Block and Other Legends.
fseftr: [P] Reading: The Nature of Split Personalities.
Available Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A.
First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball
The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten
Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist
The Scratch by R.L.
Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
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Pit-Wily Castle:
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 36,705/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Sniper Joes: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x3.)
Enderbats: [AG] HP: 2,500/2,500. (x3.)
Justicar: [AG] HP: 34,500/90,000. Equipped with Good Dog; grants +2,500 base attack. Mana Leak: II
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The Microsoft Cloud:
Gabe Newell Super Player Project: [H] HP: 62,500/95,000. Vanquisher: IIIII Steamhammer: IIIII
Xbox 360 Army: [AG] HP: 1,500/4,000. (x19.)
Xbox 360 Army: [AG] HP: 1,500/4,000. (x1.)
XBOX Sword Scissor: [AG] HP: 36,000/40,000.
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The Throne Room:
Regnum Dei: [???] HP: 413,000/413,000. Shields: ++++++++++
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 36,705/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ
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The Forge:
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Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II DISABLED [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE!!! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Xopil: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
I enter some last coding into the blade...
8/11
[ 26 / 40 ]
Alright, now for some Corruptors...
[ 12 / 20 ]
When suddenly, it's grove in the Realm of the Mad God is ripped out, with him in it!
[ 2 / 6 ]
Enderdragon's Scythe...
[/LVL 1/+==/]
[MAX ENDER: 1]
Abilities:
LVL 1: Summon an Enderbat! [ 2500 HP, x3. Low attack, Low dodge chance.]
I FINISH OFF Cans with my Hand of Pearl.
The Kestrel will attack the HMS Invictus.
The Ender Colossus will attack the HMS Invictus.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Are you new here? focus on the imaginative part, not so much of the trying to make it unblockable, as Twin will just NOEP it.
I just reuse my last post, because, having not actually happened, the Curse of Repetitiveness does not affect it.
Sorry, Twin, I did read the OP, I just got forgetful.
I walk right into the middle of a group of PG entities, then, slowly and deliberately, making sure they see what I'm doing, type /kill @e into chat, then hit enter. Several of them go into cardiac arrest from sheer terror before the rest notice the big red "you do not have permission to do this" over my head. {in the latest snapshot, this works, as you can use arguments with /kill. The variant /kill @e will kill every entity in the game.} I then execute the {in}famous "Power Armor Killsarate With Far Too Many Nuclear Chainsaws" WTFJitsu move on the survivors.
GAHMD charging 2/3
GAHMD upgrade 6/10
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
/null
Actually, I kinda was...Don't listen to him twin. Besides, he'll be dead by the end of the game so his opinion doesn't mean much.What? O.ODid I say that out loud?AmensionaWhat? Hey, what just happened, I think I dozed off, what were we talking about again?Nothing important.Okay. I'm gonna go back to wailing on Cans now.You do that.Hank looks at the blade sticking out of his chest, then looks at serpent with an expression of...
gratitude.
Finally.
Hank explodes into white light, and then dissipates.
I put out three +1 trades.
5/6 for the giga gun. I'm almost done!!!
I combine the semi truck and an iron ingot in the garage... 1/???
17/40 x4
13/15 x16
I point out that Cans should be crippled because of a deployed splash potion of crippling, drink an extended potion of manpower so all of my attacks this round crit, and I hit the nail* on the head with my hammer**.*Cans**Mohs Malevolence
EDIT: IRE! TOTALLY NOT COOL. I understand changing posts, but changing it to claim a spoil of war AFTER other players had already posted attacks aiming at Cans? That is just way out of line.
You can have it, I would've handed it off to someone else anyways, but just to everyone else from now on.
IF THERE IS EVER A BOSS AT CRITICAL HEALTH AND YOU POSTED WITHOUT REALIZING THAT YOU COULD KILL IT FIRST, CHECK TO MAKE SURE NO ONE ELSE HAS ALREADY ATTACKED TO CLAIM IT BEFORE YOU GO BACK AND EDIT YOUR POST. STEALING BOSS KILLS IS NOT OKAY.
You done yet?
Yeah, I'm cool.
Okay, I load a splash potion of crippling into a dispenser, allowing me to use it and another potion in one post at a later point in time.
storyedit: The above crossed out is the beginning of the real reason why I'm coming back and doing these storyposts. Neither of my characters here have prior knowledge of future events.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I give the result to NinjaCat9. Use it wisely. Please +3 me.
I give three charges to Ninjacat9, to charge whatever crazy entity he will eventually summon.
Doom's himblade Mark II 2/6
Me2 13/40
X1 Army 9/30
HIM: I USE MY VANQUISHER, AND VANISH FOR THREE TURNS, STILL IN THE MICROSOFT CLOUD, GETTING HEALED, AND WHEN THE TURNS ARE OVER I WILL STRIKE AN ENTITY. STEAMHAMMER 2/5
I am inspired by the new player's attacks, to go all out and use an UBER AWESOME EPIC LOL ROFL HASHTAG RIP 12YEAR OLD ARMY SUPER DUPER NINJA BARRAGE MEGA ATTACK!!!!!! I RUN UP TO CANS AND SLICE HIS FACE WITH THE WIDOWS INFERNO IN ONE HAND, PAULENTA'S XBLADE IN THE OTHER, THE XWOLVERINE BALANCED ON ONE SHOULDER AND THE HARD RESET ON THE OTHER, AND WITH THE X-INFERNO IN MY MOUTH I ATTACK CANS.
The Microsoft cloud wormhole is open again, and everyone inside gains +2500 Health each.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
DERP. Fixed.
I craft for myself a set of thick Carbyne(strongest material known to man) armor that covers nearly full body, and put a magic lightening spell on it so I can still move fast.
Also, i craft a set of Cyborg Mech-Arms 2000, which boost my upper body strength a lot.
Charging for something cool: 4/10
P.S. I am brand new here so i have nearly no idea on the rules and whats happening much. Sorry if I break some rules or something.
/end nullpost
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I Tiberium-tack some entity
"P.S. I am brand new here so i have nearly no idea on the rules and whats happening much. Sorry if I break some rules or something. "
ninjacat9, just look at the first post for the rules...
Hmm. Yeah I dunno what to do."
Well, you coul--
"SCREW YOU DIMENTIO!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HONE-FLIPPING-STLY, WHY ARE YOU SCREWING US ALL OVER!!!!!!!!!!??????"
A magician never reveals his s--
"Oh screw this. I go over to Ios (one of two gods who rules over Io, this guy is the 'good' guy. Also his sacred animal is a giraffe) to borrow a large squadron of flying giraffes, then fly back through the portal right at Dimentio."
...Why are you sayin--
"I DON'T KNOW OKAY!!!!!!!?????? GEES!!!!"
I begin charging my signature move (which allowed me to absorb the TARDIS, alternate me and Dimentio) 'Imperious Imprisonment.' It's a comb rave.
1/13
btw, if this doesn't make too much sense, I'll be willing to tell you more.
Well, if this RAVE has the power to absorb the TARDIS AND Dimentio, it would probably need ~6 full IMPETUS COMBS. THAT would require A METRIC TON of PANG NECTAR, and the only entity capable of producing that much is DEMONHEAD MOBSTER KINGPIN. But he was already summoned, although...
He only died once, now that I think about it.
He never died the other two times needed for a full death.
...Uh-oh.
I stab Cans with the Unagi Blade. Actually, he should be dead by now. If so, I Hell's Instument the cave the AGs are in, hoping to do something.
Oh no
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Level 3, TP: 46/60 -- Focus: =========== 45/55
The Wither Wolf: 39/40
Soul of Rebirth: 39/40
I hit Famine with the Golf Club of Smiting.
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Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 17
Ransom: on
Current brewing: cake || potion of honey 1/??
+3 up for trade with any AG
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Refresher Orb: 4/4
Phantasm: 7/20
The Refresher orb is now in place! It has 1,000 HP. Now to charge it up...
1/5. Oh, and I deny the AGs of Cans's death by using REAPER'S SCYTHE on him.
Hmm. So, Kage Kami's healed now? Well, crap. I command all my entities except [CK] to charge at the cave and ransack the cave. You going to do anything, floppy?
I assume then fight is over, so I port in and red barrel the kage kami. If not, aim at ender colossus.
38/40 x2
+3 to k4yne
Refresher Orb: 3/5
fseftr's charge: 39/40 x2
I SMITE the Kage Kami to stun it.