I +3 idea_modpack
I equip my power boosting cyborg arms and pull out my sword, the Widows Inferno given to me by modpack. I sight the doomsday stables and throw my sword high into the air. Then, I wait a few seconds and jump up, catching the sword in midair. Then, doing a front flip and falling down, I land a giant blow to the stables. To move back, I kick away from it, hopefully doing a bit more damage.
Me2 17/40 (ninjacat'd and him'd)
X1 army 10/30
Charges 2/40
HIM: I AM STILL VANISHED, AND HEALING. I CHARGE MY STEAMHAMMER 3/5
I attack he solar active computer with the widows inferno, and I throw it at it then hop on it, and when I hit it I do a backflip onto it, pull out the sword and strike again, and then wormhole back to the Microsoft cloud. Everyone there gains +2500 Health.
I suddenly hear a massive bellow roar through the server...
EAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHH!!! WHERE IS MY WINE?!!?
Oh, crap... I know that voice...
Oryx, the Mad God? Is it you, and what are you doing here, on our humble server?
I would be feasting with my minions, but thanks to SOMEONE, all of my wine's gone! My assistant Septavius located the stolen wine to here, and I suspect the tall figure (points the the Godmodder) over there did it!
Knowing the Godmodder, which is the person you suspect of stealing your wine, he probably did it.
ALRIGHTY THEN! Then, those Ent Ancients that went missing have a reason to be here! I think that darkened creature with the disturbing face seems to have them under their lead... GO GET THEM, MY MINIONS! I shall watch from the side, cheering you on!
Oryx the Mad God [AG?] HP: ∞/∞
Before you immediately believe this is a spectating entity! This entity will not go into battle yet...
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I gain 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon or for every 2,000 damage my beast companions deal. The TP cost to level up goes up by 20 each level.
Level 1 - 20TP to level - no benefit
Level 2 - I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. The focus cap starts at 50 and goes up by 5 per level. I can use Flurry to allow one of my beasts to attack twice this turn at the cost of 30 focus.
Level 3 - I gain the ability Mend. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000. Costs 30 focus.
Level 4 - I gain the ability Hunting Party. Organizes 2-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all members of a hunting party attack the same target, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage per group member. Costs 5 focus per turn per member to maintain.
Level 5 - New ability: Commanding presence. Costs 60 focus and allows me to decide the target of one enemy beast's attack this turn.
Level 3, TP: 54/60 -- Focus: =========== 15/55 (I'm using flurry) Justicar snarls at the intruders and slashes Anti-build with her claws and Anti-split with her tail. She throws herself into the middle of them, drawing attention. (they're both taunted)
The Wither Wolf: 39/40 (stopped)
Soul of Rebirth: 39/40 (stopped)
Next entity (Faether most likely) 8/40 (+3 from Aegis)
I fire The Silicon Steam Punker at the shield.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 17
Ransom: on
Current brewing: cake || potion of honey 3/??
I purchase Wilson's entire stock of potions of rejuvenation and give them to project nexus. They will be used when the time is right...
+3 for trade (To Talist)
Sorry, but I should mention this before Twin cracks down and kills Wilson: wealth is bottled assists. So you cannot assist and pay Wilson at the same time. Otherwise I'd be able to charge at 10 per post with just 1 other person by constantly making expensive potions. However, I'm willing to let you claim my charge trades without giving a charge back if you buy something.
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GAHMD reloading.
1/3
GAHMD upgrade 8/10
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Lord Herobrine's new form is taking shape... A terrible, powerful, new form... Sorry, my voice does that sometimes, when I'm angry, or feeling evil mastermind-y, no split personalities here. Or coming under the control o10101010111101010"{the binary says nothing, I just spammed the one and zero keys.}
Mechavirus-Brine 32/40
I just realized that I have never really used my APBC... I begin firing it at the horsemen of the apocalypse, but I'm to lazy to aim a WMD accurately right now, so I just kind of blow up the area they occupy, and hope some of them take damage.
"Okay Dimentio, can I ask you, why do you want to destroy everyone? Seriously, I think it would be a lot better if you...uh...hmm...crap. I can't think of anything. Weeeeeeeeeeell, I'm gonna go retreat to this dimension where a benevolent god lives. Also 2 other versions of me are technically there (not replicsimiles or anything, just different versions of me from Tv Tropes threads). Okay, so...umm...well. Well well well. Uh....................................................................................................(think the huge period of time Emmet does this in 'The Lego Movie')...........................Hmm. Yup, Ias can go screw herself. WHY did she give her power to GLaDOS? Ugh, well, this is undoubtedly gonna screw us all ove-- AH!!! GIRAFFE!!!"
Hmm. Yeah I dunno what to do."
Well, you coul--
"SCREW YOU DIMENTIO!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HONE-FLIPPING-STLY, WHY ARE YOU SCREWING US ALL OVER!!!!!!!!!!??????"
A magician never reveals his s--
"Oh screw this. I go over to Ios (one of two gods who rules over Io, this guy is the 'good' guy. Also his sacred animal is a giraffe) to borrow a large squadron of flying giraffes, then fly back through the portal right at Dimentio."
...Why are you sayin--
"I DON'T KNOW OKAY!!!!!!!?????? GEES!!!!"
I begin charging my signature move (which allowed me to absorb the TARDIS, alternate me and Dimentio) 'Imperious Imprisonment.' It's a comb rave.
1/13
btw, if this doesn't make too much sense, I'll be willing to tell you more.
It occurs to me that none of this stuff makes sense, neither here nor in the other game.
And what are you doing to those poor giraffes!?!? You don't know the half of it piono. This crazy person is putting his words in my mouth. Its very disconcerting. You have no idea.
Oh shut up you, we've already killed one evil clown, we can take down another. Are you sure? Tricky didn't look very intimidating.
How do you know about him?!? I read up on the game! Hee hee hee.
Argh! And I don't appreciate being made to speak strangely. And... Dimentio just laser-bolted dimentiosome in the face. Lots of times.
Anyways dimentiosome, you couldn't possibly hope to absorb Dimentio and the TARDIS all at once, it just isn't feasible. Dimentio is at this point in time more powerful than all of DMK's combined forms at once. The TARDIS has the power to destroy full-sized universes, and either of them could perform a full on beat-down on Problem Sleuth with Sepulchritude activated. I don't think your comb-rave is going to work. Especially at only 13 posts.
Well, if this RAVE has the power to absorb the TARDIS AND Dimentio, it would probably need ~6 full IMPETUS COMBS. THAT would require A METRIC TON of PANG NECTAR, and the only entity capable of producing that much is DEMONHEAD MOBSTER KINGPIN. But he was already summoned, although...
He only died once, now that I think about it.
He never died the other two times needed for a full death.
...Uh-oh.
Actually twin, dimentio is much bigger than that, you would need all eight of the combs used all at once by the same character to one-shot Dimentio and the TARDIS at this point, and a ninth to absorb them.
Wait, DMK isn't dead yet? That sounds like fun.
^^So...gonna retcon me absorbing them? ...................................Uh...hmm...well...okay, I need pang nectar. However, I need to create something with enough pang nectar for that... hmmm...
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
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I offer Irecreeper any help my Manufactory can spare in his project. After all, I am meddling with Lord Herobrine, who am I to question the summoning of Mad Gods.
I give Oryx some wine that was stored in the basement (an empty concrete hall) of the Shadows Complex. Since this wine is generations old, he gladly takes it, and works his Ent Ancients into getting going, along with some things I couldn't distinguish...
Irecreeper, I've effectively added a charge point to your Ent Ancient charge.
(Sorry for no formatting, I've been posting from my phone.)
Doom's Himblade Mark II 4/6
I alchemize the sonic snowballer && Red Hourglass Of Death 1/6
Me2 18/40
X1 Army 11/30
Charges 3/40
I AM STILL VANISHED, I CHARGE MY STEAMHAMMER IIIII
I throw my Widow's Inferno at Anti-Build, and my Paulenta's X-Blade at Anti-Split, then wormhole them both to the Microsoft cloud, with one on top of the other, causing them to not only be away from the battlefield, but do damage by crushing each other.
When there, the XBOX360 Army and XBSS attack them.
Every non-PG entity in the Microsoft Cloud gains +2500 health.
The Kestrel will attack the HMS Invictus.
The Ender Colossus will attack the HMS Invictus.
You leap up at Cans, Hand of Pearl in hand, and mercilessly slice him and shoot him with your weapon! You continue firing until you are sure of your victory... However, you then whack Cans with your Staff, making him go flying in the air, and charge a shot with your gun, pulverizing Cans into dust!
Cans FINISHED!
FINISHED...
FINISHED...
FINISHED...
The Sacred Pool Balls, energy spent, lie on the ground, unmoving and dim.
Are you new here? focus on the imaginative part, not so much of the trying to make it unblockable, as Twin will just NOEP it.
I just reuse my last post, because, having not actually happened, the Curse of Repetitiveness does not affect it.
Sorry, Twin, I did read the OP, I just got forgetful.
I walk right into the middle of a group of PG entities, then, slowly and deliberately, making sure they see what I'm doing, type /kill @e into chat, then hit enter. Several of them go into cardiac arrest from sheer terror before the rest notice the big red "you do not have permission to do this" over my head. {in the latest snapshot, this works, as you can use arguments with /kill. The variant /kill @e will kill every entity in the game.} I then execute the {in}famous "Power Armor Killsarate With Far Too Many Nuclear Chainsaws" WTFJitsu move on the survivors.
GAHMD charging 2/3
GAHMD upgrade 6/10
Since the only current big group of PG entities is in the Garden of Eden, I'm asumming this is where you want it to go.
Uh, duh? Where else would it go? Can you even think without me?
Knock it off. I'm just responding to a simple attack--
I don't think I will, Greenie. It's about time you start listening to me more.
Did you just call me Greenie?!
Aw, he likes it!
...
Actually, I kinda was... Don't listen to him twin. Besides, he'll be dead by the end of the game so his opinion doesn't mean much.
What? O.O Did I say that out loud? Amensiona
What? Hey, what just happened, I think I dozed off, what were we talking about again? Nothing important.
Okay. I'm gonna go back to wailing on Cans now. You do that.
Hank looks at the blade sticking out of his chest, then looks at serpent with an expression of...
gratitude. Finally.
Hank explodes into white light, and then dissipates.
I put out three +1 trades.
5/6 for the giga gun. I'm almost done!!!
I combine the semi truck and an iron ingot in the garage... 1/???
17/40 x4
13/15 x16 I point out that Cans should be crippled because of a deployed splash potion of crippling, drink an extended potion of manpower so all of my attacks this round crit, and I hit the nail* on the head with my hammer**. *Cans
**Mohs Malevolence
EDIT: IRE! TOTALLY NOT COOL. I understand changing posts, but changing it to claim a spoil of war AFTER other players had already posted attacks aiming at Cans? That is just way out of line.
You can have it, I would've handed it off to someone else anyways, but just to everyone else from now on.
IF THERE IS EVER A BOSS AT CRITICAL HEALTH AND YOU POSTED WITHOUT REALIZING THAT YOU COULD KILL IT FIRST, CHECK TO MAKE SURE NO ONE ELSE HAS ALREADY ATTACKED TO CLAIM IT BEFORE YOU GO BACK AND EDIT YOUR POST. STEALING BOSS KILLS IS NOT OKAY.
You done yet? Yeah, I'm cool.
Okay, I load a splash potion of crippling into a dispenser, allowing me to use it and another potion in one post at a later point in time.
Semi Truck -c Iron Ingot = Reinforced Semi (1/4)
If you're OK with it, then, Ire will get the Spoil of War. But I agree, stealing any kill, especially boss kills, isn't cool. No one should do it.
You mean you're just going to let Ire TAKE it from him?! Come on, show some initiative!
ME? Show some INITIATIVE?! What else can I do other than inform the players of what's going on? That hardly gives me time to do anything else, much less show some initiative!
You've done it before.
That was the past. This is now. And now is the time in which I'm NOT going to start petty arguments that get nothing done, like someone I know.
Who is it? You?
No. You. Can you even think without me?
...
I duplicate the Widow's Inferno. 1/1
I give the result to NinjaCat9. Use it wisely. Please +3 me.
I give three charges to Ninjacat9, to charge whatever crazy entity he will eventually summon.
Doom's himblade Mark II 2/6
Me2 13/40
X1 Army 9/30
HIM: I USE MY VANQUISHER, AND VANISH FOR THREE TURNS, STILL IN THE MICROSOFT CLOUD, GETTING HEALED, AND WHEN THE TURNS ARE OVER I WILL STRIKE AN ENTITY. STEAMHAMMER 2/5
I am inspired by the new player's attacks, to go all out and use an UBER AWESOME EPIC LOL ROFL HASHTAG RIP 12YEAR OLD ARMY SUPER DUPER NINJA BARRAGE MEGA ATTACK!!!!!! I RUN UP TO CANS AND SLICE HIS FACE WITH THE WIDOWS INFERNO IN ONE HAND, PAULENTA'S XBLADE IN THE OTHER, THE XWOLVERINE BALANCED ON ONE SHOULDER AND THE HARD RESET ON THE OTHER, AND WITH THE X-INFERNO IN MY MOUTH I ATTACK CANS.
The Microsoft cloud wormhole is open again, and everyone inside gains +2500 Health each.
I enter the Microsoft Cloud.
I craft for myself a set of thick Carbyne(strongest material known to man) armor that covers nearly full body, and put a magic lightening spell on it so I can still move fast.
Also, i craft a set of Cyborg Mech-Arms 2000, which boost my upper body strength a lot.
Charging for something cool: 4/10
P.S. I am brand new here so i have nearly no idea on the rules and whats happening much. Sorry if I break some rules or something.
Don't worry, I wil tell you if you break the rules. Just read the OP. It tells you everything you need to know.
"Okay Dimentio, can I ask you, why do you want to destroy everyone? Seriously, I think it would be a lot better if you...uh...hmm...crap. I can't think of anything. Weeeeeeeeeeell, I'm gonna go retreat to this dimension where a benevolent god lives. Also 2 other versions of me are technically there (not replicsimiles or anything, just different versions of me from Tv Tropes threads). Okay, so...umm...well. Well well well. Uh....................................................................................................(think the huge period of time Emmet does this in 'The Lego Movie')...........................Hmm. Yup, Ias can go screw herself. WHY did she give her power to GLaDOS? Ugh, well, this is undoubtedly gonna screw us all ove-- AH!!! GIRAFFE!!!"
Hmm. Yeah I dunno what to do."
Well, you coul--
"SCREW YOU DIMENTIO!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HONE-FLIPPING-STLY, WHY ARE YOU SCREWING US ALL OVER!!!!!!!!!!??????"
A magician never reveals his s--
"Oh screw this. I go over to Ios (one of two gods who rules over Io, this guy is the 'good' guy. Also his sacred animal is a giraffe) to borrow a large squadron of flying giraffes, then fly back through the portal right at Dimentio."
...Why are you sayin--
"I DON'T KNOW OKAY!!!!!!!?????? GEES!!!!"
I begin charging my signature move (which allowed me to absorb the TARDIS, alternate me and Dimentio) 'Imperious Imprisonment.' It's a comb rave.
1/13
btw, if this doesn't make too much sense, I'll be willing to tell you more.
No, it makes perfect sense. Just like everything else in this hellhole, run by our resident Greenie.
Stop calling me Greenie!
Why? It suits you.
The Refresher orb is now in place! It has 1,000 HP. Now to charge it up...
1/5. Oh, and I deny the AGs of Cans's death by using REAPER'S SCYTHE on him.
Hmm. So, Kage Kami's healed now? Well, crap. I command all my entities except [CK] to charge at the cave andransack the cave. You going to do anything, floppy?
"What is this "carbyne"? The strongest material is Adminium, refined Bedrock, utterly indestructible. of course, bedrock's having some issues just now, and you can still hurt someone through armor made out of Adminium... Using a strong enough impact, the shock absorbers are not perfect... Hmmm... Would you like to create an alliance of metallurgists? If you're AG, of course. Besides, My Advanced Powered Adminium War Armor is still stronger, because it isn't a one-post summon. And has an antiparticle beam cannon on it, but meh. Also, I notice Serpent's changed his/her avatar again. cool art."
GAHMD ready to fire 3/3 GAHMD FIRING AT... Wait, how do I attack the Felt? I don't see them in the entity list? GAHMD FIRING AT THE STRONGEST FELT THING IT'S LIKELY TO DAMAGE IN 3... 2... 1...
GAHMD upgrade 7/10
"This is taking an inanely long time. Damn half-bugged-out construction bots. OI, YOU LOT, TIME FOR A MANUAL REBOOT. USING MY BOOT!"
Mechavirus-Brine 31/40
I tell those construction bays not dedicated to the GAHMD and MVB to build a detachment of warbots and armed dropships, then send the resulting group of bots and vessels to defend Twin, and place them under his personal control.
"I should probably mention that I still consider myself to be gathering the things I need to fight this war properly, I have not even begun the kind of thing I intend to once I have the proper gear..."
On a side note, this page's tendency to refresh itself for no good reason every thirty seconds is both really annoying, and taxing for my poor, archaic craptop.
The Felt is the name of a group of people in the webcomic Homestuck. I recommend you read it. (It's where the characters in The_Serpent's art are from, actually.) Cans was the last member, but now he's killed.
FINALLY!
Yes. Finally.
The GAHMD stops from firing due to Cans being dead.
10/20
I alchemize Unorthodox Combat && Iron Multi-Cane 1/X
I point out to Twinbuilder that I am neutral and therefore not on either of their sides.
I attempt to turn a sniper Joe into an ice cube by throughly smashing everything around him and just a tiny bit of dirt holding him up. I fill the whole hole around him with icy water I freeze with the Absolute Zero. Then, I blow on the pillar of dirt.
Iron Multi-Cane AND Unorthodox Combat = The Farmer's Firing Range (Level 5: 1/6)
Oh. Really? I didn't know that. You are now on the Neutral faction.
[ 13 / 40 ]
It's grove is being flown over to the Battlefield!
[Current EP: 1 / 3]
I give Twin a Health Potion. It's rather weak, but the longer it sits out, the stronger the potion gets.
(Inventory Item. Starts at 1000 Power, and increases by 1000 each turn. Caps at 7,000.)
Thanks! I think I'm going to keep this until it reaches 7,000.
You know what.
How about we kill Split.
Calculations show that there's only a 17% chance (rounded down) of his death corrupting the world.
"And the chance that Twin will die as well?"
Well.
I would rather not tell you.
But he has to die anyway.
He should die free.
"Dibs on Split's soul!"
Really now.
The first thing you thought of was taking his soul.
"Hey, they taste like cotton candy. Don't judge."
Oh now we're talking. Come at me!
But not at me!
Especially at him, though.
NO, NOT AT ME! DON'T HIT ME BRO!
Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
14/40 Disco Surprise +2 +2 +3 by fseftr (1 new hint every 10 charges in end-of-post spoiler)
Teleport the Plank AND Bucket of Lava = Jolly Roger's Bomber (Level 3: 4/4)
Thornbomb Launcher AND EMP Grenade = The Duck and Cover (Level 3: 4/4)
lol Twin you forgot my finished RED RUM or upped the alchemy by one last turn?
> R. K.: Let a random AG unit play 51 pickup. In an active volcano.
+3 to fseftr
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11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Disco Surprise
- [PG] Robot Entity - Taken from a Pixar movie and updated DISCO STYLE
You got JOLLY ROGER'S BOMBER! A grenade launcher that shoots cannonballs that can deal splash damage, randomly teleport people around, and set them on fire! Truly the scourge of the seas.
You got THE DUCK AND COVER! An upgraded Thornbomb Launcher that can stun electronic entities.
You got RED RUM! A Eyelander with a giant ruby in the hilt. The film of slime around the blade has now hardened into a reddish substance, giving the blade a see-through effect and adding an extra layer of protection!
Man's Best Friend 3/5
Quest 3/30
I stab myself in the foot, and begin a blood ritual. This ritual will hopefully do something, in about 15 turns.
Blood ritual 1/15
Could someone please PM me the update from page 425?
Level 3, TP: 50/60 -- Focus: =========== 45/55
Alright. We need to raid the AZ, but the shields are stopping that. I'll put my charges on hold for a bit while I work on them.
The Wither Wolf: 39/40 (stopped)
Soul of Rebirth: 39/40 (stopped)
Next entity (Faether most likely) 4/40 (+3 from Aegis)
I hook a crossbow bolt up to a battery and shoot it at the shield Katniss style.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 17
Ransom: on
Current brewing: cake || potion of honey 2/??
+3 up for trade with any AG
You can't do 3 40-post charges at once!
You deal 4,000 damage to the Shields!
You got a BOTTLE CAKE! Some delicious cake baked into the shape of a glass bottle.
Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Ready/On Hold)
15/40 Disco Surprise (1 new hint every 10 charges in end-of-post spoiler)
+3 to fseftr
>R. K.: Test your Jolly Roger's Bomber on a random AG unit.
"Nur weil wir das Buch noch lesen heißt das nicht das du mir nicht schonmal einen chumhandle einrichten kannst!"
Fine! I'll set your stupid Pesterchum up. Handle?
"angeredCentaur pls."
But there are already two AC's. "irateCentaur?" I is not allowed it seems. "almightyGenocidicles?" I'm not giving you such a stupid name. Dann nehme ich eben grumpyCentaur. Geht das? Yeah that seems to work. But you may need a new typing colour. "sajcouiceevlk."
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Arson LV. 1
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Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Disco Surprise
- [PG] Robot Entity - Taken from a Pixar movie and updated DISCO STYLE
grumpyCentaur [GC] (#dc143c) it is, then. But may I ask: Why that particular name?
In an attempt to solve Twin's split problem, I offer him a small dose of the potion of revelations. Tell me Twin, does it refill? How many uses of this do i have? The godmodder didn't really seem to be affected by it.
2 more. Such a potion as this should be used wisely.
Maybe the Godmodder wasn't affected since he's already so powerful.
That's...actually a good point.
I think I'll hold off on drinking this for now.
No! Give it to me! Me!!!
Ignore him.
That should be easy for you. You do it all the time, right?
I +3 idea_modpack
I equip my power boosting cyborg arms and pull out my sword, the Widows Inferno given to me by modpack. I sight the doomsday stables and throw my sword high into the air. Then, I wait a few seconds and jump up, catching the sword in midair. Then, doing a front flip and falling down, I land a giant blow to the stables. To move back, I kick away from it, hopefully doing a bit more damage.
Me2 17/40 (ninjacat'd and him'd)
X1 army 10/30
Charges 2/40
HIM: I AM STILL VANISHED, AND HEALING. I CHARGE MY STEAMHAMMER 3/5
I attack he solar active computer with the widows inferno, and I throw it at it then hop on it, and when I hit it I do a backflip onto it, pull out the sword and strike again, and then wormhole back to the Microsoft cloud. Everyone there gains +2500 Health.
I suddenly hear a massive bellow roar through the server...
EAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHH!!! WHERE IS MY WINE?!!?
Oh, crap... I know that voice...
Oryx, the Mad God? Is it you, and what are you doing here, on our humble server?
I would be feasting with my minions, but thanks to SOMEONE, all of my wine's gone! My assistant Septavius located the stolen wine to here, and I suspect the tall figure (points the the Godmodder) over there did it!
Knowing the Godmodder, which is the person you suspect of stealing your wine, he probably did it.
ALRIGHTY THEN! Then, those Ent Ancients that went missing have a reason to be here! I think that darkened creature with the disturbing face seems to have them under their lead... GO GET THEM, MY MINIONS! I shall watch from the side, cheering you on!
Oryx the Mad God [AG?] HP: ∞/∞
Before you immediately believe this is a spectating entity! This entity will not go into battle yet...
Oryx the Mad God appears!
Wait a second. This is a 1-post charge. That has infinite HP. What has this game come to?
I don't think he's going to be attacking jus
WHO CARES? THE BALANCE OF THIS WAR IS OBVIOUSLY SCREWED AND SOMEONE HAS TO FIX IT!
Would you just calm down for once?
NO. I don't think I will. Someone needs to establish some control over this war.
Could someone please PM me the update from page 425?
I gain 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon or for every 2,000 damage my beast companions deal. The TP cost to level up goes up by 20 each level.
Level 1 - 20TP to level - no benefit
Level 2 - I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. The focus cap starts at 50 and goes up by 5 per level. I can use Flurry to allow one of my beasts to attack twice this turn at the cost of 30 focus.
Level 3 - I gain the ability Mend. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000. Costs 30 focus.
Level 4 - I gain the ability Hunting Party. Organizes 2-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all members of a hunting party attack the same target, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage per group member. Costs 5 focus per turn per member to maintain.
Level 5 - New ability: Commanding presence. Costs 60 focus and allows me to decide the target of one enemy beast's attack this turn.
Level 3, TP: 54/60 -- Focus: =========== 15/55 (I'm using flurry) Justicar snarls at the intruders and slashes Anti-build with her claws and Anti-split with her tail. She throws herself into the middle of them, drawing attention. (they're both taunted)
The Wither Wolf: 39/40 (stopped)
Soul of Rebirth: 39/40 (stopped)
Next entity (Faether most likely) 8/40 (+3 from Aegis)
I fire The Silicon Steam Punker at the shield.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 17
Ransom: on
Current brewing: cake || potion of honey 3/??
+3 up for trade with any AG
Sorry, but I should mention this before Twin cracks down and kills Wilson: wealth is bottled assists. So you cannot assist and pay Wilson at the same time. Otherwise I'd be able to charge at 10 per post with just 1 other person by constantly making expensive potions. However, I'm willing to let you claim my charge trades without giving a charge back if you buy something.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Lord Herobrine's new form is taking shape... A terrible, powerful, new form... Sorry, my voice does that sometimes, when I'm angry, or feeling evil mastermind-y, no split personalities here. Or coming under the control o10101010111101010"{the binary says nothing, I just spammed the one and zero keys.}
Mechavirus-Brine 32/40
I just realized that I have never really used my APBC... I begin firing it at the horsemen of the apocalypse, but I'm to lazy to aim a WMD accurately right now, so I just kind of blow up the area they occupy, and hope some of them take damage.
^^So...gonna retcon me absorbing them? ...................................Uh...hmm...well...okay, I need pang nectar. However, I need to create something with enough pang nectar for that... hmmm...
I give Oryx some wine that was stored in the basement (an empty concrete hall) of the Shadows Complex. Since this wine is generations old, he gladly takes it, and works his Ent Ancients into getting going, along with some things I couldn't distinguish...
Irecreeper, I've effectively added a charge point to your Ent Ancient charge.
(Sorry for no formatting, I've been posting from my phone.)
Doom's Himblade Mark II 4/6
I alchemize the sonic snowballer && Red Hourglass Of Death 1/6
Me2 18/40
X1 Army 11/30
Charges 3/40
I AM STILL VANISHED, I CHARGE MY STEAMHAMMER IIIII
I throw my Widow's Inferno at Anti-Build, and my Paulenta's X-Blade at Anti-Split, then wormhole them both to the Microsoft cloud, with one on top of the other, causing them to not only be away from the battlefield, but do damage by crushing each other.
When there, the XBOX360 Army and XBSS attack them.
Every non-PG entity in the Microsoft Cloud gains +2500 health.
The Sonic Snowballer AND Red Hourglass of Death = 006 (Level 5: 1/6)
You deal 7,500 damage to Anti-Build and Anti-Split! The Godmodder quickly types in a command that edits their NBT Tags! They cannot be teleported by anyone without a PG player's permission.
________________________________________________________________________________________
Project Nexus summons 40 Riot Guards! The army kills Waluigi and Obelisk the Tormentor!
Insanity, Thresh, and Purple destroy 9 Vulture Droid Fighters! The Droid Fleet deals 10,000 damage to the HMS Invictus.
The Kestrel and Ender Colossus deal 7,000 damage to the HMS Invictus! The TPP Hivemind deals 4,000 damage to Project Nexus! They also begin to walk around in circles with no reasoning behind it. This confuses Project Nexus so much that it cannot attack next turn!
The HMS Invictus destroys 4 Droid Tri-Fighters! The Godmodder destroys 20 Hyena Droid Bombers and destroys the Kestrel's Shield Bay!
Oh boy. Split, it looks like we have some company.
Just sit back and watch. Regnus Dei and I got this.
What kind of name is that anyway?
Well, it's Latin for--
OH MAN THEY'RE BARRELING RIGHT AT US DO SOMETHING!
Hmm... Don't think my throne can handle this.
SO? ARE WE GONNA JUST SIT HERE?
No. Well, it's a good thing one of us takes initative.
Jukebox AND Left Timetable = The Broken Record (Level 41: 1/42)
Pipe Organ AND Right Timetable = Metatron's Melody (Level 41: 1/42)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO ALCHEMIZE THOSE IN TIME!
Oh calm down, Greenie. Lucky for us, hacking into the server was actually good.
We got THE BROKEN RECORD! An ornate jukebox with a record needle at the top, outstretched for a disc to be played on it. It sits on several turning gears that provide a rythym to the machine, and a stick lies at the bottom that could be hooked up to something... However, it's useless without a disc!
We got METATRON'S MELODY! A complex contrivance that is shaped like a pipe organ! It's big enough to stand on, and, like its counterpart, is formed mostly out of ornate wood and multitudes of gears. The bronzed pipes coming from it produce music instead of smoke, and the 88 keys can be played just like a real organ! However, what they would do remains to be seen. At the top lies a hole that unsurprisingly can fit the stick at the bottom of The Broken Record.
Great. Just great! You got us alchemies that can be used in conjuction with discs.
There's just one small problem.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY DISCS!
Again. Problem solved.
/give twinbuilder 2262 1
Now all we have to do is place Mellohi onto this thing like so...
*click*
There we go. Now just...
Break the record.
Yep. Break the record.
Alright. Here goes nothing...
Whoa... That was a huge wave of energy... Anti-Us just disappeared!
Yup. They've been temporarily removed from the timeline. I'd wager that's 10,000 damage. Each.
Well, that's pretty cool, I must admit. I wonder what we can do with these things together!
Correction. What I can do with these things.
...
________________________________________________________________________________________
The Itinerary:
FOR AG PLAYERS:
Attack the Horsemen by destroying the Doomsday Stables.
Defend me.
Defend/attack Project Nexus.
FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:
Actually work together. Shoot most things that move.
FOR PG PLAYERS:
Attack Build.
Attack all AGs.
Defend the Apocalypse Zone.
________________________________________________________________________________________
The_Serpent: [P] Reading: The First Block and Other Legends.
fseftr: [P] Reading: The Nature of Split Personalities.
Available Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A. First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist The Scratch by R.L. Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
________________________________________________________________________________________
The Microsoft Cloud:
Gabe Newell Super Player Project: [H] HP: 62,500/95,000. Vanquisher: IIIII Steamhammer: IIIIII
Xbox 360 Army: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x19.)
Xbox 360 Army: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x1.)
XBOX Sword Scissor: [AG] HP: 38,500/40,000.
________________________________________________________________________________________
The Throne Room:
Regnum Dei: [???] HP: 413,000/413,000. Shields: ++++++++++
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 38,705/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ Healing Barrier: IIIII Health Potion: 1/7. Equipped with The Broken Record and Metatron's Melody.
Sniper Joe: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500.
Enderbats: [AG] HP: 2,500/2,500. (x3.)
Justicar: [AG] HP: 36,000/90,000. Equipped with Good Dog; grants +2,500 base attack.
Warbots: [AG] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x10.)
Heavy Dropships: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x5.)
Anti-Build: [PG] HP: 70,000/80,000. Removed from timeline.
Anti-Split: [PG] HP: 70,000/80,000. Removed from timeline.
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Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II DISABLED [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE!!! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Xopil: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
secret_scribe1: [N] Status: Active
I'm posting early, I know. But I'm PRETTY sure we can post during the EoTB. Plus, I have editing to do later, so this is more like a reserve for now.
Return: 26/40
I Hell's Instrument the Mysterious Crystal.
Ok, piono is spooking me out down there. But anyway. Twin, it's time for an upgrade to your throne. Meet Chirpy. You know, from Cookie Clicker Beta? The malfunctioning alarm clock in dungeons?
...
Never mind. Powder just murdered him. So instead, I give you... THE LIFESTEAL ORB! A new attachment to your throne that can be used once every turn to drain 4500 HP from an ORGANIC entity of your choice and add it to your own. It doesn't have too much HP though, only 12,500.
Don't ask me why I'm helping Twin. Let's just say I need him at his best for MY plan to work. I also need that juju. Don't listen to him. I'm really trying to help. Well, Split, at least.
Well, as my first act of receiving the sacred pool balls... I hand them off to ire.
You see, there is a reason. I would have given them to someone else anyways, I want whatever it is that Doc Scratch drops upon me killing him. As a trophy to show to all that I conquered the insufferable puppet.
I put out three +1s for trade
I finish the giga gun!!! AW YEAH!!!
2/4 for the reinforced semi
19/40 x4
15/15 x16
Hehehe... Its time. Its time.
Yes it is... Just have to wait for twin to finish the EotB...
And thenwe have somefun. I assure you serpent. I'm not glitching out. We aren't having an existential crisis.
We're all different people remember? We're just all very eager. For one specific death. Oh yes, piono was the most eager, but really, he annoyed all of us. That snide idiot, thinks he's omniscient? He has no idea what omniscience is. He's no more than a victim.
And he had the nerve to call US stupid? He's going down... We're calling you out Doc Scratch! Come and face us like a man! He's a puppet. Same difference.
It doesn't matter. He didn't come out. You think that matters? To the likes of us? Because it doesn't. We just have to do it the hard way now.
Ooh... I like the sound of that. Just think piono, you took out two crockercorp carriers with a bucket of obsidian, how much damage can you do with me backing you up and some actual weaponry. What about me? You're staying behind. There's no point arguing is there? Nope.
We'll need some assistance though. From who?
From ire, he owes us anyways. Ah... I see.
I take an off-hand shot to cheap-shot the Invictus.
Start some charges, I suppose
3/40 x2
4/4 Heal for famine
I use team spirits to heal famine.
40/40 x2!
I summon...
A Twin Killing Duo!
Those were my charges...
WERE
Why are you targeting Split anyways?
Collateral
Anti-Build [PG]
HP:80,000/80,000
Attacks:
Energy Blade [5,000 damage]
Abilities:
Anti-Twin [Deals 50% more damage to TwinBuilder]
Anti-Split [PG]
HP:80,000/80,000
Attacks:
Laser Rifle [5,000 damage]
Abilities:
Anti-Twin [Deals 50% more damage to TwinBuilder]
They both, quite obviously, go after Twin.
Don't be too mad, Split. You'll most likely win.
Who's side are you on!?
I could ask you the same...
Man's Best Friend 4/10
Blood Ritual 2/15
I kick a soccer ball into Famine's face. (if it has one)
I equip my power boosting cyborg arms and pull out my sword, the Widows Inferno given to me by modpack. I sight the doomsday stables and throw my sword high into the air. Then, I wait a few seconds and jump up, catching the sword in midair. Then, doing a front flip and falling down, I land a giant blow to the stables. To move back, I kick away from it, hopefully doing a bit more damage.
Still charging a spell: 5/10(3 from modpack
Dooms Himblade mark 2 3/6
Me2 17/40 (ninjacat'd and him'd)
X1 army 10/30
Charges 2/40
HIM: I AM STILL VANISHED, AND HEALING. I CHARGE MY STEAMHAMMER 3/5
I attack he solar active computer with the widows inferno, and I throw it at it then hop on it, and when I hit it I do a backflip onto it, pull out the sword and strike again, and then wormhole back to the Microsoft cloud. Everyone there gains +2500 Health.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Jungle Ritual: 24/40
I suddenly hear a massive bellow roar through the server...
EAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHH!!! WHERE IS MY WINE?!!?
Oh, crap... I know that voice...
Oryx, the Mad God? Is it you, and what are you doing here, on our humble server?
I would be feasting with my minions, but thanks to SOMEONE, all of my wine's gone! My assistant Septavius located the stolen wine to here, and I suspect the tall figure (points the the Godmodder) over there did it!
Knowing the Godmodder, which is the person you suspect of stealing your wine, he probably did it.
ALRIGHTY THEN! Then, those Ent Ancients that went missing have a reason to be here! I think that darkened creature with the disturbing face seems to have them under their lead... GO GET THEM, MY MINIONS! I shall watch from the side, cheering you on!
Oryx the Mad God [AG?] HP: ∞/∞
Before you immediately believe this is a spectating entity! This entity will not go into battle yet...
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Level 1 - 20TP to level - no benefit
Level 2 - I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. The focus cap starts at 50 and goes up by 5 per level. I can use Flurry to allow one of my beasts to attack twice this turn at the cost of 30 focus.
Level 3 - I gain the ability Mend. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000. Costs 30 focus.
Level 4 - I gain the ability Hunting Party. Organizes 2-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all members of a hunting party attack the same target, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage per group member. Costs 5 focus per turn per member to maintain.
Level 5 - New ability: Commanding presence. Costs 60 focus and allows me to decide the target of one enemy beast's attack this turn.
The Wither Wolf: 39/40 (stopped)
Soul of Rebirth: 39/40 (stopped)
Next entity (Faether most likely) 8/40 (+3 from Aegis)
I fire The Silicon Steam Punker at the shield.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 17
Ransom: on
Current brewing: cake || potion of honey 3/??
+3 up for trade with any AG
Sorry, but I should mention this before Twin cracks down and kills Wilson: wealth is bottled assists. So you cannot assist and pay Wilson at the same time. Otherwise I'd be able to charge at 10 per post with just 1 other person by constantly making expensive potions. However, I'm willing to let you claim my charge trades without giving a charge back if you buy something.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
1/3
GAHMD upgrade 8/10
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Lord Herobrine's new form is taking shape... A terrible, powerful, new form... Sorry, my voice does that sometimes, when I'm angry, or feeling evil mastermind-y, no split personalities here. Or coming under the control o10101010111101010" {the binary says nothing, I just spammed the one and zero keys.}
Mechavirus-Brine 32/40
I just realized that I have never really used my APBC... I begin firing it at the horsemen of the apocalypse, but I'm to lazy to aim a WMD accurately right now, so I just kind of blow up the area they occupy, and hope some of them take damage.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I alchemize Unorthodox Combat && Iron Multi-Cane 3/X
Potion of Fertilizer OOO Gunpowder 1/2?
I spear a sniper Joe and launch arrows into his face at point blank range.
It occurs to me that none of this stuff makes sense, neither here nor in the other game.
And what are you doing to those poor giraffes!?!?
You don't know the half of it piono.
This crazy person is putting his words in my mouth.
Its very disconcerting.
You have no idea.
Oh shut up you, we've already killed one evil clown, we can take down another.
Are you sure? Tricky didn't look very intimidating.
How do you know about him?!?
I read up on the game! Hee hee hee.
Argh!
And I don't appreciate being made to speak strangely.
And... Dimentio just laser-bolted dimentiosome in the face. Lots of times.
Anyways dimentiosome, you couldn't possibly hope to absorb Dimentio and the TARDIS all at once, it just isn't feasible. Dimentio is at this point in time more powerful than all of DMK's combined forms at once. The TARDIS has the power to destroy full-sized universes, and either of them could perform a full on beat-down on Problem Sleuth with Sepulchritude activated. I don't think your comb-rave is going to work. Especially at only 13 posts.
Actually twin, dimentio is much bigger than that, you would need all eight of the combs used all at once by the same character to one-shot Dimentio and the TARDIS at this point, and a ninth to absorb them.
Wait, DMK isn't dead yet?
That sounds like fun.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
WHAT DID YOU DO.
WHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDO
We're supposed to HELP Split, Secondary.
/nullpost
Oh no
Well, I begin researching how to alchemize it.
Meanwhile, somewhere over the skies of the Battlefield...
"Uboa, (my avatar), how's the status of taking the Ent Ancients?"
(GESTURES)
"Oh come on, Oryx dosen't even know about-"
*sees Oryx*
"Oh."
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I offer Irecreeper any help my Manufactory can spare in his project. After all, I am meddling with Lord Herobrine, who am I to question the summoning of Mad Gods.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Jungle Ritual: 25/40
I give Oryx some wine that was stored in the basement (an empty concrete hall) of the Shadows Complex. Since this wine is generations old, he gladly takes it, and works his Ent Ancients into getting going, along with some things I couldn't distinguish...
Irecreeper, I've effectively added a charge point to your Ent Ancient charge.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
(Sorry for no formatting, I've been posting from my phone.)
Doom's Himblade Mark II 4/6
I alchemize the sonic snowballer && Red Hourglass Of Death 1/6
Me2 18/40
X1 Army 11/30
Charges 3/40
I AM STILL VANISHED, I CHARGE MY STEAMHAMMER IIIII
I throw my Widow's Inferno at Anti-Build, and my Paulenta's X-Blade at Anti-Split, then wormhole them both to the Microsoft cloud, with one on top of the other, causing them to not only be away from the battlefield, but do damage by crushing each other.
When there, the XBOX360 Army and XBSS attack them.
Every non-PG entity in the Microsoft Cloud gains +2500 health.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
You leap up at Cans, Hand of Pearl in hand, and mercilessly slice him and shoot him with your weapon! You continue firing until you are sure of your victory... However, you then whack Cans with your Staff, making him go flying in the air, and charge a shot with your gun, pulverizing Cans into dust!
The Sacred Pool Balls, energy spent, lie on the ground, unmoving and dim.
Your entities will do as you say.
Since the only current big group of PG entities is in the Garden of Eden, I'm asumming this is where you want it to go.
Uh, duh? Where else would it go? Can you even think without me?
Knock it off. I'm just responding to a simple attack--
I don't think I will, Greenie. It's about time you start listening to me more.
Did you just call me Greenie?!
Aw, he likes it!
...
You deal 5,000 damage to the Shields!
Semi Truck -c Iron Ingot = Reinforced Semi (1/4)
If you're OK with it, then, Ire will get the Spoil of War. But I agree, stealing any kill, especially boss kills, isn't cool. No one should do it.
You mean you're just going to let Ire TAKE it from him?! Come on, show some initiative!
ME? Show some INITIATIVE?! What else can I do other than inform the players of what's going on? That hardly gives me time to do anything else, much less show some initiative!
You've done it before.
That was the past. This is now. And now is the time in which I'm NOT going to start petty arguments that get nothing done, like someone I know.
Who is it? You?
No. You. Can you even think without me?
...
The Widow's Inferno x2 (1/1)
Cans is dead! Your entities will do as you say.
Don't worry, I wil tell you if you break the rules. Just read the OP. It tells you everything you need to know.
Does anyone read that thing anymore?
They should.
I stand by what I said earlier. They are very overpowered.
You deal 6,000 damage to the Kestrel!
No, it makes perfect sense. Just like everything else in this hellhole, run by our resident Greenie.
Stop calling me Greenie!
Why? It suits you.
Cans was killed!
The Healing Barrier will act as Regen until it breaks, which will happen if 5 people attack me.
Famine takes 5,000 damage! Smiting is more effective against undead, right?
...
I said, right?
Yep. It is.
WOOHOO! I didn't need you to constantly correct me for once!
Cake OR Potion of Honey = Bottle Cake (Level 1: 1/2)
It's too late for that. Cans has been dead!
Your entities will do as you say.
The Kage Kami's Cheap Shield breaks!
The Kage Kami cannot attack this turn!
You deal 7,500 damage to the Shield!
The Felt is the name of a group of people in the webcomic Homestuck. I recommend you read it. (It's where the characters in The_Serpent's art are from, actually.) Cans was the last member, but now he's killed.
FINALLY!
Yes. Finally.
The GAHMD stops from firing due to Cans being dead.
Thanks for the free Warbots and Armed Dropships!
Iron Multi-Cane AND Unorthodox Combat = The Farmer's Firing Range (Level 5: 1/6)
Oh. Really? I didn't know that. You are now on the Neutral faction.
Sniper Joe killed!
Thanks! I think I'm going to keep this until it reaches 7,000.
Oh now we're talking. Come at me!
But not at me!
Especially at him, though.
NO, NOT AT ME! DON'T HIT ME BRO!
You got JOLLY ROGER'S BOMBER! A grenade launcher that shoots cannonballs that can deal splash damage, randomly teleport people around, and set them on fire! Truly the scourge of the seas.
You got THE DUCK AND COVER! An upgraded Thornbomb Launcher that can stun electronic entities.
You got RED RUM! A Eyelander with a giant ruby in the hilt. The film of slime around the blade has now hardened into a reddish substance, giving the blade a see-through effect and adding an extra layer of protection!
You deal 4,000 damage to the Ender Colossus!
All PGs in the Garden of Eden gain 2,500 HP!
I will PM you about it today.
Except you can't do that.
You can't do 3 40-post charges at once!
You deal 4,000 damage to the Shields!
You got a BOTTLE CAKE! Some delicious cake baked into the shape of a glass bottle.
grumpyCentaur [GC] (#dc143c) it is, then. But may I ask: Why that particular name?
You deal 5,000 damage to the Ender Colossus!
You kill a Sniper Joe!
Cans is dead! The HMS Invictus and Shields take 1,000 damage.
Your entities will do as you say.
2 more. Such a potion as this should be used wisely.
Maybe the Godmodder wasn't affected since he's already so powerful.
That's...actually a good point.
I think I'll hold off on drinking this for now.
No! Give it to me! Me!!!
Ignore him.
That should be easy for you. You do it all the time, right?
(3990)
The TPP Hivemind gains 3,990 HP!
5,000 damage to Obelisk!
You deal 7,500 damage to the Shields!
Famine gains 8,000 HP!
Oh no you don't.
Oh no you DON'T.
Although Anti-Build and Anti-Split appear, they won't be here for long. I'll make sure of that.
You deal 4,000 damge to the Sheilds!
7,500 damage to the Shields.
You deal 7,500 damage to SolarActive's Firewalls!
Those things have been around for too long.
Oryx the Mad God appears!
Wait a second. This is a 1-post charge. That has infinite HP. What has this game come to?
I don't think he's going to be attacking jus
WHO CARES? THE BALANCE OF THIS WAR IS OBVIOUSLY SCREWED AND SOMEONE HAS TO FIX IT!
Would you just calm down for once?
NO. I don't think I will. Someone needs to establish some control over this war.
Your entities will do as you say.
Shield destroyed!
You deal 2,000 damage to Famine and Death!
Potion of Fertilizer OOO Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Fertilizer (1/2)
You deal 5,000 damage to the Sniper Joe!
The Sonic Snowballer AND Red Hourglass of Death = 006 (Level 5: 1/6)
You deal 7,500 damage to Anti-Build and Anti-Split! The Godmodder quickly types in a command that edits their NBT Tags! They cannot be teleported by anyone without a PG player's permission.
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End-of-Turn Battle:
SURPRISE DIALOGLOG!
Project Nexus summons 40 Riot Guards! The army kills Waluigi and Obelisk the Tormentor!
Insanity, Thresh, and Purple destroy 9 Vulture Droid Fighters! The Droid Fleet deals 10,000 damage to the HMS Invictus.
The Kestrel and Ender Colossus deal 7,000 damage to the HMS Invictus! The TPP Hivemind deals 4,000 damage to Project Nexus! They also begin to walk around in circles with no reasoning behind it. This confuses Project Nexus so much that it cannot attack next turn!
The HMS Invictus destroys 4 Droid Tri-Fighters! The Godmodder destroys 20 Hyena Droid Bombers and destroys the Kestrel's Shield Bay!
Oh boy. Split, it looks like we have some company.
Just sit back and watch. Regnus Dei and I got this.
What kind of name is that anyway?
Well, it's Latin for--
OH MAN THEY'RE BARRELING RIGHT AT US DO SOMETHING!
Hmm... Don't think my throne can handle this.
SO? ARE WE GONNA JUST SIT HERE?
No. Well, it's a good thing one of us takes initative.
Jukebox AND Left Timetable = The Broken Record (Level 41: 1/42)
Pipe Organ AND Right Timetable = Metatron's Melody (Level 41: 1/42)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO ALCHEMIZE THOSE IN TIME!
Oh calm down, Greenie. Lucky for us, hacking into the server was actually good.
We got THE BROKEN RECORD! An ornate jukebox with a record needle at the top, outstretched for a disc to be played on it. It sits on several turning gears that provide a rythym to the machine, and a stick lies at the bottom that could be hooked up to something... However, it's useless without a disc!
We got METATRON'S MELODY! A complex contrivance that is shaped like a pipe organ! It's big enough to stand on, and, like its counterpart, is formed mostly out of ornate wood and multitudes of gears. The bronzed pipes coming from it produce music instead of smoke, and the 88 keys can be played just like a real organ! However, what they would do remains to be seen. At the top lies a hole that unsurprisingly can fit the stick at the bottom of The Broken Record.
Great. Just great! You got us alchemies that can be used in conjuction with discs.
There's just one small problem.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY DISCS!
Again. Problem solved.
Now all we have to do is place Mellohi onto this thing like so...
*click*
There we go. Now just...
Break the record.
Yep. Break the record.
Alright. Here goes nothing...
SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTCH
Whoa... That was a huge wave of energy... Anti-Us just disappeared!
Yup. They've been temporarily removed from the timeline. I'd wager that's 10,000 damage. Each.
Well, that's pretty cool, I must admit. I wonder what we can do with these things together!
Correction. What I can do with these things.
...
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The Itinerary:
FOR AG PLAYERS:
Attack the Horsemen by destroying the Doomsday Stables.
Defend me.
Defend/attack Project Nexus.
FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:
Actually work together.
Shoot most things that move.
FOR PG PLAYERS:
Attack Build.
Attack all AGs.
Defend the Apocalypse Zone.
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The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Spyper, ???, Furfrou.
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1.
Mysterious Crystal: [???] HP: 75,000/75,000.
Alternate TARDIS: [???] HP: ??? Time Engines: 245,000/250,000 HP.
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 28,000/140,000. Troops: Riot Guards: 1,500/1,500. (x76.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 5,000/5,000. (x58.) Mk. II G0L3Ms: 10,000/10,000. (x52.) Experimental: 40,000/40,000.
Dimentio: [H] HP: ??? Flaw: ???
Insanity: [N] HP: 242,500/250,000.
Thresh: [N] HP: 31,000/80,000. Lantern: READY.
Purple: [N] HP: 68,400/150,000.
Vulture Droid Fighters: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x25.)
Hyena Droid Bombers: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x20.)
Droid Tri-Fighters: [N] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x41.)
Oryx the Mad God: [AG?] HP: ∞/∞
Arachna the Spider Queen: [AG] HP: 56,000/80,000. In Spider Web. Spider Web Capacity: 1/7.
The Kestrel: [AG] HP: 21,500/50,000. Weapons Bay: 4/4 HP. Engine Room: 2/2 HP. Drone Controls: 3/3 HP. Combat Drone: 1,500/1,500. Beam Drone: 1,000/1,000.
Ender Colossus: [AG] HP: 36,500/55,000. Telesmash: III Shocked: III
TPP Hivemind: [AG] HP: 4,436/74,413. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ: III
HMS Invictus: [PG] HP: 72,000/80,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 45/125.
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The Apocalypse Zone:
Deathclaw: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Ron the Narrator: [PG] HP: 25,500/46,000.
Famine: [PG] HP: 43,500/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 425.
Death: [PG] HP: 73,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 425.
Doomsday Stables: [PG] HP: 53,500/95,000.
Unagi Minion: [PG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x7.)
floppyDongoes: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: III
Ambush Hunters: [PG] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
Powder: [PG] HP: 26,500/35,000.
Chaos Knight: [PG] HP: 65,000/65,000. Phantasm: IIII
Pet Unagi: [PG] HP: 5,000/5,000.
~~~
Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 20,075/100,000.
Kaguya: [AG] HP: 11/20.
Tenshi: [AG] HP: 16/20.
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5l1n65h07's Computer:
SolarActive: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Firewalls: 2,500/15,000. (x2.) Version: 1.0.0
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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Scratch's Library:
K4yne: [P] Reading: Pesterchum 101.
The_Serpent: [P] Reading: The First Block and Other Legends.
fseftr: [P] Reading: The Nature of Split Personalities.
Available Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A.
First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball
The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten
Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist
The Scratch by R.L.
Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
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The Microsoft Cloud:
Gabe Newell Super Player Project: [H] HP: 62,500/95,000. Vanquisher: IIIII Steamhammer: IIIIII
Xbox 360 Army: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x19.)
Xbox 360 Army: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x1.)
XBOX Sword Scissor: [AG] HP: 38,500/40,000.
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The Throne Room:
Regnum Dei: [???] HP: 413,000/413,000. Shields: ++++++++++
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 38,705/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ Healing Barrier: IIIII Health Potion: 1/7. Equipped with The Broken Record and Metatron's Melody.
Sniper Joe: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500.
Enderbats: [AG] HP: 2,500/2,500. (x3.)
Justicar: [AG] HP: 36,000/90,000. Equipped with Good Dog; grants +2,500 base attack.
Warbots: [AG] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x10.)
Heavy Dropships: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x5.)
Anti-Build: [PG] HP: 70,000/80,000. Removed from timeline.
Anti-Split: [PG] HP: 70,000/80,000. Removed from timeline.
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The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II DISABLED [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE!!! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Xopil: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
secret_scribe1: [N] Status: Active
...Fine.
Piono can have it.
EDIT: Okay, I get to keep it. Cool.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
3/15
Return: 26/40
I Hell's Instrument the Mysterious Crystal.
Ok, piono is spooking me out down there. But anyway. Twin, it's time for an upgrade to your throne. Meet Chirpy. You know, from Cookie Clicker Beta? The malfunctioning alarm clock in dungeons?
...
Never mind. Powder just murdered him. So instead, I give you... THE LIFESTEAL ORB! A new attachment to your throne that can be used once every turn to drain 4500 HP from an ORGANIC entity of your choice and add it to your own. It doesn't have too much HP though, only 12,500.
Don't ask me why I'm helping Twin. Let's just say I need him at his best for MY plan to work. I also need that juju. Don't listen to him. I'm really trying to help. Well, Split, at least.
Oh no
You see, there is a reason. I would have given them to someone else anyways, I want whatever it is that Doc Scratch drops upon me killing him. As a trophy to show to all that I conquered the insufferable puppet.
I put out three +1s for trade
I finish the giga gun!!! AW YEAH!!!
2/4 for the reinforced semi
19/40 x4
15/15 x16
Hehehe...
Its time.
Its time.
Yes it is...
Just have to wait for twin to finish the EotB...
And then we have some fun.
I assure you serpent. I'm not glitching out.
We aren't having an existential crisis.
We're all different people remember?
We're just all very eager.
For one specific death.
Oh yes, piono was the most eager, but really, he annoyed all of us.
That snide idiot, thinks he's omniscient? He has no idea what omniscience is.
He's no more than a victim.
And he had the nerve to call US stupid?
He's going down...
We're calling you out Doc Scratch!
Come and face us like a man!
He's a puppet.
Same difference.
It doesn't matter. He didn't come out.
You think that matters?
To the likes of us?
Because it doesn't.
We just have to do it the hard way now.
Ooh... I like the sound of that.
Just think piono, you took out two crockercorp carriers with a bucket of obsidian, how much damage can you do with me backing you up and some actual weaponry.
What about me?
You're staying behind.
There's no point arguing is there?
Nope.
We'll need some assistance though.
From who?
From ire, he owes us anyways.
Ah... I see.
I take an off-hand shot to cheap-shot the Invictus.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.