Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 10/25. Bound.
"Hurry up mate."
"You put too many mental locks on."
Thresh: [N] HP: 61,000/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.
Fegelein: [N] HP: 65,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10.
"Lustig, wie manche Menschen angebracht, um ihre Häuser zu bekommen."
Engie: [N] HP: 89,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Dispenser: Not built. Lv. 3 Sentry HP: 20,000/20,000. Ammo: 70/100. Rockets: 2/5.
Purple: [N] HP: 143,400/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
How on earth do you damage an abstract entity anyway.
"Uh oh."
What is it.
"PSYCHOTIC has taken an interest in the HMS Collateral."
"GEEEEEEET DOWN HEEEEEEEERE!"
"WAIT, WHERE DID HE GET AN ANCHOR FROM?"
*THUNK*
"He can't surely be trying to drag the ship down by himse-CLEAR THE AREA!"
The Carousels and Artemis rocket launchers all aim at PSYCHOTIC, and this time, the Lumberjack mortar cannons take aim too. Every single one opens fire again, while the Manticore Hwacha's reload.
"Just what kind of explosive did you load into those Lumberjacks?"
"Well... You know how Jinx's ultimate fires a giant missile? Now imagine that, except whatever explosive is in it is replaced with a medium-sized Hydrogen bomb."
PSYCHOTIC disappears under a huge cloud of explosive dust. When the explosions stop, there's no sign of what used to be there. The HMS Collateral begins to approach the battlefield, apparently to get an angle of attack. Something seems OFF though.
"...Not good."
That shade of blue it has turned matches the Godmodder alignment colour perfectly.
Not good at all. "ENGIE. TWINBUILDER. EVERYONE ELSE WHO I FORGOT. YOUR DESTRUCTION AWAITS. I HAVE BECOME AWARE OF WHAT ALL OF YOU AND YOUR ALLIES HAVE DONE. COME AND FACE JUDGEMENT."
"Don't look at me! I never expected that to happen!"
"Oh [Censored]... this doesn't look good... Tripod, we're retreating. It's time to apply... Plan B."
"You haven't programmed a Plan B in my CPU, sir."
"...that's because I have yet to plan one! Still, for the time being, we have to retreat to the Orbital Space Station."
I close my eyes, point the palm of my hand towards the Tripod, and in a flash of light, we're both gone.
Meanwhile in the Orbital Space Station...
"Oh, hello again, Opel. How things went down there in the battlefield?"
"Well, Tripod's almost trashed, the Virus has morphed into the traitor that is the Operator, and that caused the tripolars to-"
"I told you to continue taking your medicine. Remember what Instability did to Social?"
"Yes, yes, I remember. No need to remind me of that. Regardless, that's not our focus. We need to reformulate a plan of strategy. So far, the Tripod, despite being a Boss entity, hasn't had a big role in the fight and was more of a buffed up enemy for the PGs."
So. More demons?
It begins. Liberty Prime: 35/40 Orbital Strike: 12/20
The Eden Core spawns a Bloatfly Swarm and another Centaur.
The Deathclaw goes for the portal, and the Centaurs fight the Demonhead Guardian. The Bloatflies wander into the Battlefield...
Eden Turrets focus their attention on Netherbrick.
I install a motivator on the Tripod to make it regenerate integrity over time.
"Oh, hello again, Opel. How things went down there in the battlefield?"
"Well, Tripod's almost trashed, the Virus has morphed into the traitor that is the Operator, and that caused the tripolars to-"
"I told you to continue taking your medicine. Remember what Instability did to Social?"
"Yes, yes, I remember. No need to remind me of that. Regardless, that's not our focus. We need to reformulate a plan of strategy. So far, the Tripod, despite being a Boss entity, hasn't had a big role in the fight and was more of a buffed up enemy for the PGs."
"Well, I have formulated a new plan."
"What is the plan?"
MechJeb's big plan: 1/30
uuhhh.. you have a mechjeb unit? you sure that thing's loyal? watch your back man...
cutting trees, then digging a mineshaft. supplies 4/20
uuhhh.. you have a mechjeb unit? you sure that thing's loyal? watch your back man...
"I have been with MechJeb 2.0 in my Orbital Space Station since it's assembly, it has been loyal to me ever since, unlike it's predecessor MechJeb 1.0 which almost blew up a mothership vessel en-route to Jool."
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Pocket dimension now 2/15
I'm not sure I specified enough, the pocket dimension doesn't heal minions in it for free, it gives them it's own hp. (Oh, and units inside it can't attack units outside it)
Now... My next absurdly complex entity... Remember the A.X.I.S.? I had an idea for an entity before that but I scrapped it in favor of the A.X.I.S. As I thought it was too complex. But maybe now is time for it.
You can post 3 times per turn or once per 12 hours right?
The Eden Core creates...
A bloatfly swarm and a Super Mutant.
The bloatflies wander into the battlefield... again...
I give the Super Mutant a Mini-Nuke Launcher and he fires at the Demon Portal.
[I assure you, Twinbuilder, I'm using Random.org to figure out which ones spawn]
The bloatflies attack the Mutant Mobs. "Insolent curs!" buzzed the bloatflies.
My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
"I have been with MechJeb 2.0 in my Orbital Space Station since it's assembly, it has been loyal to me ever since, unlike it's predecessor MechJeb 1.0 which almost blew up a mothership vessel en-route to Jool."
that's what they said about MJ 1.0 and .05
/nullpost
that's what they said about MJ 1.0 and .05
/nullpost
"Dammit. I used the MJ .05 AI as a base for the HMS Collateral." "YOU'RE AN IDIOT FOR NOT CHECKING THE BACKGROUND."
"You weren't supposed to suddenly turn on me!" "WELL, I DID. DEAL WITH IT."
"Should've built a self-destruct button..."
Wait, Doc Scratch says we're not in a session of SBURB, and he can't lie. No, he doesn't choose to lie. ??? He said so himself early in the timeline of Homestuck, he merely chooses not to lie. We can't trust a word he says. Oh crap. Yep, we can't trust him an inch, the very act of stating that he can't lie was, in fact, lying. Don't trust him twin.
STORYEDIT: More fixing up of dialogue.
See? Not in a SBURB session.
Doc Scratch only choose not to lie though...
Why are you being belligerent?!
Also twin, remember that Project Nexus and all of its soldiers (except Tricky) aim for the entity with the least remaining hit points. Each of the entities attacks separately, so the chances of damage being wasted on a corpse is very low, damage overflow will instead go onto the entity with the second most health.
+X to any players who claim it (modpack, go ahead and keep claiming it and funneling stuff down my way, this way other people can benefit too, don't worry, you won't get the short end of the deal on this)
new potion 2/?
31/40 x2
10/15 x4
The frost is gathering, pieces of the air are freezing solid meters away from me and dropping to the ground on unsuspecting minecraftians... 5/6
I claim piono's +X charge! Afterwards, I send a pack of health for a member of the AGs to pick up.
((The idea is that, whenever I'm on the Orbital Space Station, I cannot directly attack or heal one entity, as I have to deliver my attacks/health in packages that land via retro-rockets. Since it is alterady hard to target the battlefield in such a big planet, targetting one entity will be astoundingly difficult and have 3% of success.))
NETHer(BRIc)K seems to be acting weirdly. Oh, don't worry about him. He's just constantly filled with rage, and he's directing it at Eden.
INDEED. TIME TO DIE, TURRETS.
\OLIvi[e*R] [PG]
51200/51200
Attacks:
Ecoblast - 2500 Plant Damage and 500 Self Heal
Ecostab - 3000 Plant Damage
Ecoheal - 3000 health to self or ally.
Minion Call - Summons 2 Demonhead Guardians.
I have arrived.
Good, gold. Our forces are amassing.
I stab the Archmaster with XBlade.
Oh no
Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 10/25. Bound.
"Hurry up mate."
"You put too many mental locks on."
Thresh: [N] HP: 61,000/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.
Fegelein: [N] HP: 65,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10.
"Lustig, wie manche Menschen angebracht, um ihre Häuser zu bekommen."
Engie: [N] HP: 89,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Dispenser: Not built. Lv. 3 Sentry HP: 20,000/20,000. Ammo: 70/100. Rockets: 2/5.
Purple: [N] HP: 143,400/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
How on earth do you damage an abstract entity anyway.
"Uh oh."
What is it.
"PSYCHOTIC has taken an interest in the HMS Collateral."
"GEEEEEEET DOWN HEEEEEEEERE!"
"WAIT, WHERE DID HE GET AN ANCHOR FROM?"
*THUNK*
"He can't surely be trying to drag the ship down by himse-CLEAR THE AREA!"
[HMS Collateral: Error. Entity detected attacking hull. Recommended course of action: Destroy.]
The Carousels and Artemis rocket launchers all aim at PSYCHOTIC, and this time, the Lumberjack mortar cannons take aim too. Every single one opens fire again, while the Manticore Hwacha's reload.
"Just what kind of explosive did you load into those Lumberjacks?"
"Well... You know how Jinx's ultimate fires a giant missile? Now imagine that, except whatever explosive is in it is replaced with a medium-sized Hydrogen bomb."
PSYCHOTIC disappears under a huge cloud of explosive dust. When the explosions stop, there's no sign of what used to be there. The HMS Collateral begins to approach the battlefield, apparently to get an angle of attack. Something seems OFF though.
"...Not good."
That shade of blue it has turned matches the Godmodder alignment colour perfectly.
Not good at all.
"ENGIE. TWINBUILDER. EVERYONE ELSE WHO I FORGOT. YOUR DESTRUCTION AWAITS. I HAVE BECOME AWARE OF WHAT ALL OF YOU AND YOUR ALLIES HAVE DONE. COME AND FACE JUDGEMENT."
"Don't look at me! I never expected that to happen!"
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I examine the Infinity Seal, 1/3. Part 1/3 of my plan.
"Oh [Censored]... this doesn't look good... Tripod, we're retreating. It's time to apply... Plan B."
"You haven't programmed a Plan B in my CPU, sir."
"...that's because I have yet to plan one! Still, for the time being, we have to retreat to the Orbital Space Station."
I close my eyes, point the palm of my hand towards the Tripod, and in a flash of light, we're both gone.
Meanwhile in the Orbital Space Station...
"Oh, hello again, Opel. How things went down there in the battlefield?"
"Well, Tripod's almost trashed, the Virus has morphed into the traitor that is the Operator, and that caused the tripolars to-"
"I told you to continue taking your medicine. Remember what Instability did to Social?"
"Yes, yes, I remember. No need to remind me of that. Regardless, that's not our focus. We need to reformulate a plan of strategy. So far, the Tripod, despite being a Boss entity, hasn't had a big role in the fight and was more of a buffed up enemy for the PGs."
"Well, I have formulated a new plan."
"What is the plan?"
MechJeb's big plan: 1/30
It begins.
Liberty Prime: 35/40
Orbital Strike: 12/20
The Eden Core spawns a Bloatfly Swarm and another Centaur.
The Deathclaw goes for the portal, and the Centaurs fight the Demonhead Guardian. The Bloatflies wander into the Battlefield...
Eden Turrets focus their attention on Netherbrick.
I install a motivator on the Tripod to make it regenerate integrity over time.
40/40 x2
25/25 x2
Piono, first of all, it was only two attacks. Secondly, focusing down entites is more effective.
I also red barrel the weakest AG
uuhhh.. you have a mechjeb unit? you sure that thing's loyal? watch your back man...
cutting trees, then digging a mineshaft. supplies 4/20
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
"I have been with MechJeb 2.0 in my Orbital Space Station since it's assembly, it has been loyal to me ever since, unlike it's predecessor MechJeb 1.0 which almost blew up a mothership vessel en-route to Jool."
Orbital Strike: 13/20
Supplies: 5/20
The Eden Core creates...
A Deathclaw and a Super Mutant.
I forgot to say that the Eden Core creates mutants every time I post.
The Deathclaw helps the Deathclaw on the portal and I give the Super Mutant a Turbo Plazma Rifle to use against Netherbrick.
I'm not sure I specified enough, the pocket dimension doesn't heal minions in it for free, it gives them it's own hp. (Oh, and units inside it can't attack units outside it)
Now... My next absurdly complex entity... Remember the A.X.I.S.? I had an idea for an entity before that but I scrapped it in favor of the A.X.I.S. As I thought it was too complex. But maybe now is time for it.
You can post 3 times per turn or once per 12 hours right?
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Orbital Strike: 14/20
The Eden Core creates...
A bloatfly swarm and a Super Mutant.
The bloatflies wander into the battlefield... again...
I give the Super Mutant a Mini-Nuke Launcher and he fires at the Demon Portal.
[I assure you, Twinbuilder, I'm using Random.org to figure out which ones spawn]
The bloatflies attack the Mutant Mobs. "Insolent curs!" buzzed the bloatflies.
5/20
that's what they said about MJ 1.0 and .05
/nullpost
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
"Dammit. I used the MJ .05 AI as a base for the HMS Collateral."
"YOU'RE AN IDIOT FOR NOT CHECKING THE BACKGROUND."
"You weren't supposed to suddenly turn on me!"
"WELL, I DID. DEAL WITH IT."
"Should've built a self-destruct button..."
/nullpost
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
New Sidequest: Skaia
I stroll around a bit, before I see something appear. Uh oh...
Black King [PG]
70.000/70.000 HP
Wait, Doc Scratch says we're not in a session of SBURB, and he can't lie.No, he doesn't choose to lie.???He said so himself early in the timeline of Homestuck, he merely chooses not to lie. We can't trust a word he says.Oh crap.Yep, we can't trust him an inch, the very act of stating that he can't lie was, in fact, lying.Don't trust him twin.STORYEDIT: More fixing up of dialogue.
See? Not in a SBURB session.
Doc Scratch only choose not to lie though...
Why are you being belligerent?!
Also twin, remember that Project Nexus and all of its soldiers (except Tricky) aim for the entity with the least remaining hit points. Each of the entities attacks separately, so the chances of damage being wasted on a corpse is very low, damage overflow will instead go onto the entity with the second most health.
+X to any players who claim it (modpack, go ahead and keep claiming it and funneling stuff down my way, this way other people can benefit too, don't worry, you won't get the short end of the deal on this)
new potion 2/?
31/40 x2
10/15 x4
The frost is gathering, pieces of the air are freezing solid meters away from me and dropping to the ground on unsuspecting minecraftians... 5/6
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I claim piono's +X charge! Afterwards, I send a pack of health for a member of the AGs to pick up.
((The idea is that, whenever I'm on the Orbital Space Station, I cannot directly attack or heal one entity, as I have to deliver my attacks/health in packages that land via retro-rockets. Since it is alterady hard to target the battlefield in such a big planet, targetting one entity will be astoundingly difficult and have 3% of success.))
"...I'm disliking this three-post rule alterady."
MechJeb's Big Plan: 3/30.
13/15
2/20 Microsoft Cloud
+3 to Piono.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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Oh, don't worry about him. He's just constantly filled with rage, and he's directing it at Eden.
INDEED. TIME TO DIE, TURRETS.
I hit the Archmaster with one of his Jesters, dealing damage to both. Powder heals the portal with a Portal Healing Kit. © Copyright 2014 DTG2, all rights reserved.
Oh no
Examining: 2/3. Part 1/3.