"Oh cool, special attacks."
You only just now found the list.
Wow.
Keep up.
"Hey, it was hidden behind a bunch of useless inventory items!"
"You dropped a Tiamat."
"Technically, that's useless half the time, since my default attacks switch between ranged and melee at random."
"Sie fiel auch eine Maus. Ich glaube nicht, entweder bedeuten, die Pistole Typ."
"...How did that fit in there? Eh, whatever."
Examine your special attacks closely.
I noticed an ultimate in there.
"Which one of these is the ultimate?"
The one with the firey background.
I cannot highlight it for some reason.
"It's called HMS Collateral support. It only figures those guys at Engietech figured out a way to bring it here."
"What is this HMS Collateral..."
"...und wie kann es uns helfen, den Kampf zu gewinnen?"
"It's an airship with a [BLEEP]tonne of explosive weaponry. Ultimate time."
In the background, something that resembles a giant Galleon appears. However, it is not floating on water. Instead of ballast and sails, the HMS Collateral stays afloat by using two huge balloons. One of them is in the hull of the ship, and the other is suspended above it. Both are covered in thick metal plating. The ship itself has a large number of platforms on each side, which all house some form of explosive weapon. The ship then floats into range, and all of the weapons fire at once. The target?
"Carefully... Carefully... Whoops I slipped"
...Well, it used to be the Neurax Worms, but that massive arsenal of highly destructive weapons is now programmed to open fire on the Godmodder. So it does. Everyone else is treated to the magnificent sight of 12 Manticore heavy Hwacha's all opening fire at once, accompanied by 20 Banshee light rocket Carousels and 48 Artemis light rocket Launchers. Strangely, not 1 of the 8 Lumberjack heavy Mortars opens fire.
[HMS Collateral bombardment: Stage 1 of 3 complete. Proceeding to stage 2.]
"...Attack damage buff on the HMS Collateral."
"Ausweichchance Nerf auf der Godmodder."
Hey talist! Welcome back to destroy the godmodder! Sorry opel, you aren't the oldest active veteran anymore, Talist has you beat by... quite a bit actually.
OT:
+X to any players who claim it (thanks to modpack and aegis, you guys should be claiming this stuff, it could really help you out. And fseftr, why do you hait Dr. Christoff so much?
I finish the upgraded splash potion of hyperness
27/40 x2
6/15 x4
3/3 I take Void of Heat, the temperature around me has dropped close to 0 degrees Kelvin. I unleash a massive blast of cold, freezing Sawbuck solid. Then I hit him with the Void of Heat, shattering bits of him.
A call goes out from Project Nexus...
Dr. Christoff and Tricky answer. Screw that, I'm not staying here all on my own.
Get back here! Make me.
See? This is why I came back.
I. Said. Shut. Up.
Dr. Christoff, The giga tank, and Tricky have all joined the Project Nexus army.
Dr. Christoff and the giga tank get a bit of upgrades due to now being hostiles. The giga tank gets a new central piece: The improbability core with 250,000 hit points that is the final bit before the mega tank's central piece can be targeted. The improbability cannon has 50,000 hit points, is not a layer of armor (and so it can be targeted without anything else on the giga tank being dead, and it doesn't block anything on the giga tank from being attacked) that has its own separate attack of its own. (250,000 is the same strength as the auditor, who also has more powers and was worth less than a 40 post into hostile, so I think this is reasonably fair, if not, reduce the core's health)
Dr. Christoff's health and max health both go up by 160,000 and he gains a bit of attack power. Not too much.
Dr. Christoff and the Giga tank now assume the same attack patterns as the rest of Project Nexus's troops, but Tricky is keeping his own attack pattern.
Dr. Christoff retakes his agent name: Jebus. Yes, that is spelled correctly and is his in-canon self-chosen name. He's almost as insane as Tricky.
Also, Might I ask for one thing for Project Nexus so it doesn't get sniped? As long as it has entities in its little army (all entities working for Project Nexus that aren't Project Nexus) any attack aimed directly at Project Nexus and not at any of the minions has a 50% chance to be blocked and a 30% chance to just hit one of the minions instead.
As Tricky busts his way out of the Pool Room, the whole structure collapses, releasing Sawbuck and anything else in the Pool Room out to the main battlefield.
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Having attempted to read through this entire topic before realizing that it was THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY PAGES LONG
I decide to jump right in regardless. *cough* enter roleplay mode *cough*
I attempt to log on to my favorite server after long absence and am surprised to find myself being redirected to "godcraft.MC"
upon appearing in the nuclear devastation that is now spawn I ask in chat " what in HELL is going on?!" after receiving an answer I go looking for supplies, as I am more usefull when geared to all get-out and equiped with enough redstone to build things. supplies 1/20.
I [u]asphyxiate[/b] Sawbuck by ionizing argon and using the Thunderbane to surround Sawbuck with it, effectively depriving him of oxygen.
I add support fire to the next AG attack by providing suppressing fire by flinging misc. (Everything. Be it tubas, watermelon, bricks, cars...) with Carnage.
+X to any players who claim it (once again, please help me out people! I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine. Claim this and help me out. No Doc Scratch, I wasn't calling for you)
Splash potion of hyperness OOO sugar. Gonna keep intensifying it until it reaches maximum strength.
20/40 x2
14/15 x3
Since Sawbuck seems to like disrupting combos... I take the Void of Heat and begin charging energy up for another mini-attck. 1/3
[b]Did someone say--oh. Hmph. You're no fun, you know. I like being able to hijack people's conversations whenever they mention a simple word. Fine. Have it your way.[/b]
Splash Potion of Hyperness OOO Sugar = Splash Potion of Coffee (1/2)
...I attack the Operator with the Code Blaster, now on 'deteriorate' setting. (In other words, decrease it's Rootkit Integrity with the +38% increased effectiveness against code-based entities upside)
In fact, here's the whole Code Blaster item, TF2 style:
+38% increased effectiveness against Code-based entities
Can repair allied entities' integrities
-100% damage penalty
...I wonder what will happen if I put it in SCP-912(I think that's the number) together wtih the Cow Mangler at Very Fine setting. After wondering, I do it, but out of curiosity, I use my magic skills to clone the current Code Blaster before putting the original one in, so if the result ends up negatively, I still have my backup.
And no PG/N can steal the copy because it's currently locked away in a pocket dimension only I can acess
-3 [b]ROOTKIT INTEGRITY[/b]!
You don't stick two items in SCP-912, you only use one. However, with the Code Blaster 5000, whatever the result is would be too powerful to alchemize.
+X to any players who use claim it (thanks modpack)
2/? for the upgraded splash potion of hyperness
22/40 x2
1/15 x4 (got three 15 post charges saved up!)
The ground around me freezes solid... 2/3
You got the SPLASH POTION OF COFFEE! An upgraded version of the Splash Potion of Hyperness, this one fills you with a positively buzzing feeling throughout your entire body, enabling everything in your body and everything you do to work faster!
> Take cubes, cover higher laser producer with cubes, forward, around, forward 2
[b]Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber[/b] (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Take cubes
You take the two blue cubes. They turn into green cubes in your gun.
>Cover far laser with cubes
You cover the farther laser with the cubes.
>Forward 1
You take a step forward, passing through the unobstructed laser and raising the door. A glass wall is blocking your way.
>Around
You move around the wall. In front of you is a stairway blocked by two glass walls. The entire room ahead is filled with a clear orange substance. Next to you is a sign featuring a man slamming a door shut. When examined, it says "The right answers may be the most obvious ones."
Does anyone remember me? I'm from the original destroy the Godmodder and most likely known for making all those really complex entities. I pretty much quit all of Minecraft a long time ago. I'm now just starting to come back due to new updates and such. I have no idea what all of these minions here do, so I suppose I'll focus on charging and support until these minions are replaced with minions I understand. To start off with, I start work on a pocket dimension as a home base.
[1/10]
Pocket dimension stats:
70,000 health
Cannot attack
Anti-Godmodder players can hide up to 3 minions in here. While inside the pocket dimension, minions are unattackable. (The dimension can still be attacked) At the end of a turn, the pocket dimension gives 10,000 health to every minion inside it. If it dies with minions inside it, the minions are removed with no harm done.
Is this balanced? I'm not sure what's changed in that regard.
T...Talist? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...
Yes, I remember you! You made the Relic, the Book, and the AXIS, if I recall correctly. (Keep in mind that since the Godmodder can summon entities from the first thread, your entities will probably show up at some point...as enemies!) I am going to PM you after the turn is up regarding how the thread has changed since you've been gone.
Also, consider Homestuck required reading. A lot of the concepts going on right now hinge off of it.
As for the Pocket Dimension, since it doesn't attack, I will lower it to 50,000 HP. It should be much lower since it should be a 15-post charge, but it is tanky, so I think it's fine. The regen will be lowered to 3,000 HP. Keep in mind that the overall balance of entities is different from the first thread, so some things that may have been not OP then might be now. Just a heads-up.
Flexible Tsar Bomba: 25/25 Liberty Prime: 31/40 Orbital Strike: 8/20
So, the Countdown didn't die? That's sad.
I drop the Tsar Bomba on the Garden of Eden. Why? To irradiate the Eden Core. And destroy a bit of the Demon Portal. The Eden Core is now the Irradiated Eden Core. Irradiated Eden Core: Irradiated Creation Kit: 7,000 HP Corrupted ZAX Mainframe: 12,000 HP
The Eden Turrets remain the same.
What's different now that the Eden Core's irradiated? It creates mutant AG entities to protect it. Occasionally, some of those entities will wander into the Battlefield.
Possible Mutations: Deathclaw: 10,000 HP, 20% chance of spawning Bloatfly Swarm: 500 HP (x7), 40% chance of spawning Centaur: 6,000 HP, 30% chance of spawning Super Mutant: 15,000 HP, 10% chance of spawning
The Eden Core creates a few mutations. The Eden Turrets fire at the portal.
"INCOMING!" You drop the Tsar Bomba on the Garden of Eden, irradiating the Eden Core and dealing 6,000 damage to the Demon Portal! Your entities will do as you say.
Demon Portal [PG]: 100,000
Cannot attack.
Summons one DEMON every turn. Each demon is unique. Also summons one DEMONHEAD GUARDIAN each turn. (These ones are PG.)
This turn's demon: NETHer(BRIc)K
[b]I HAVE ARRIVED. POWDER. YOU ARE DEPLOYING THE TROOPS?
Of course.[/b]
The godmodder sneezes, and with the power of that sneeze, I finally land on my quest bed. Phew.
My dream self takes on the same wounds as on the battlefield, and l lie on my quest bed on Skaia. An explosion of light happens, and I change from my Prospit pyamas to my fully realized Ace of Light outfit. I look around, and I see a lot of towers on the moons of Prospit and Derse: Opel's, DaVinci's, The_Serpent's, ninjatwist's and many more. I have officially God Tiered!
Recovered from my Grimdarkness, I become AG again.
Wait...
No.
No.
Nononononononononononononono.
I thought Scratch said this server wasn't host to a session. So... Why are you God Tier? Why is there a Skaia, a Prospit, and a Derse. Why the hell do you even have a Title to begin with? Agh, this whole First Guardian crap is too confusing. I need to lie down for a while.
NOTE: The Fly Armies gain 400 Population each turn, and the Fly Hive gains 10% of the first digit each turn. (Right now, 4,000 each turn.) It wasn't supposed to change this turn due to the Fly Update, so thanks for not changing it.
I attack the Cookie Monster with severe [b]RAGE[/b] because all my cookies are missing... So my attack is doubled in power!!! If that does nothing, then I attack the Creepy Dummy.
Thank you for the 3,000 HP. Cookie Monster killed!
"Oh cool, special attacks."
You only just now found the list.
Wow.
Keep up.
"Hey, it was hidden behind a bunch of useless inventory items!"
"You dropped a Tiamat."
"Technically, that's useless half the time, since my default attacks switch between ranged and melee at random."
"Sie fiel auch eine Maus. Ich glaube nicht, entweder bedeuten, die Pistole Typ."
"...How did that fit in there? Eh, whatever."
Examine your special attacks closely.
I noticed an ultimate in there.
"Which one of these is the ultimate?"
The one with the firey background.
I cannot highlight it for some reason.
"It's called HMS Collateral support. It only figures those guys at Engietech figured out a way to bring it here."
"What is this HMS Collateral..."
"...und wie kann es uns helfen, den Kampf zu gewinnen?"
"It's an airship with a [BLEEP]tonne of explosive weaponry. Ultimate time."
In the background, something that resembles a giant Galleon appears. However, it is not floating on water. Instead of ballast and sails, the HMS Collateral stays afloat by using two huge balloons. One of them is in the hull of the ship, and the other is suspended above it. Both are covered in thick metal plating. The ship itself has a large number of platforms on each side, which all house some form of explosive weapon. The ship then floats into range, and all of the weapons fire at once. The target?
"Carefully... Carefully... Whoops I slipped"
...Well, it used to be the Neurax Worms, but that massive arsenal of highly destructive weapons is now programmed to open fire on the Godmodder. So it does. Everyone else is treated to the magnificent sight of 12 Manticore heavy Hwacha's all opening fire at once, accompanied by 20 Banshee light rocket Carousels and 48 Artemis light rocket Launchers. Strangely, not 1 of the 8 Lumberjack heavy Mortars opens fire.
[HMS Collateral bombardment: Stage 1 of 3 complete. Proceeding to stage 2.]
"...Attack damage buff on the HMS Collateral."
"Ausweichchance Nerf auf der Godmodder."
Somehow, the Godmodder holds up his hand, grinning maniacally, and all the ammo stops. What noise there should have been is replaced by the insanely deafening sound of silence. He then points his fingers at the Neurax Worms, and all the ammo careens towards them, killing one. Your entities will do as you say.
Hey talist! Welcome back to destroy the godmodder! Sorry opel, you aren't the oldest active veteran anymore, Talist has you beat by... quite a bit actually.
OT:
+X to any players who claim it (thanks to modpack and aegis, you guys should be claiming this stuff, it could really help you out. And fseftr, why do you hait Dr. Christoff so much?
I finish the upgraded splash potion of hyperness
27/40 x2
6/15 x4
3/3 I take Void of Heat, the temperature around me has dropped close to 0 degrees Kelvin. I unleash a massive blast of cold, freezing Sawbuck solid. Then I hit him with the Void of Heat, shattering bits of him.
A call goes out from Project Nexus...
Dr. Christoff and Tricky answer. Screw that, I'm not staying here all on my own.
Get back here! Make me.
Dr. Christoff, The giga tank, and Tricky have all joined the Project Nexus army.
Dr. Christoff and the giga tank get a bit of upgrades due to now being hostiles. The giga tank gets a new central piece: The improbability core with 250,000 hit points that is the final bit before the mega tank's central piece can be targeted. The improbability cannon has 50,000 hit points, is not a layer of armor (and so it can be targeted without anything else on the giga tank being dead, and it doesn't block anything on the giga tank from being attacked) that has its own separate attack of its own. (250,000 is the same strength as the auditor, who also has more powers and was worth less than a 40 post into hostile, so I think this is reasonably fair, if not, reduce the core's health)
Dr. Christoff's health and max health both go up by 160,000 and he gains a bit of attack power. Not too much.
Dr. Christoff and the Giga tank now assume the same attack patterns as the rest of Project Nexus's troops, but Tricky is keeping his own attack pattern.
Dr. Christoff retakes his agent name: Jebus. Yes, that is spelled correctly and is his in-canon self-chosen name. He's almost as insane as Tricky.
Also, Might I ask for one thing for Project Nexus so it doesn't get sniped? As long as it has entities in its little army (all entities working for Project Nexus that aren't Project Nexus) any attack aimed directly at Project Nexus and not at any of the minions has a 50% chance to be blocked and a 30% chance to just hit one of the minions instead.
As Tricky busts his way out of the Pool Room, the whole structure collapses, releasing Sawbuck and anything else in the Pool Room out to the main battlefield.
Everyone watches as Dr. Christoff, the Giga Tank, and Tricky the Clown all enter the Battlefield as hostile entities! This means that Tricky forfeits his spot in the Cage, and in doing so, releases Sawbuck and the Constructs as well.
The Godmodder and Doc Scratch appear to be relieved, seeing as The Felt won't be camped anymore. If it had continued, they might have had to take drastic measures...
The tweaks are fine, although some of the HP-related things might be nerfed a bit.
Having attempted to read through this entire topic before realizing that it was THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY PAGES LONG
I decide to jump right in regardless. *cough* enter roleplay mode *cough*
I attempt to log on to my favorite server after long absence and am surprised to find myself being redirected to "godcraft.MC"
upon appearing in the nuclear devastation that is now spawn I ask in chat " what in HELL is going on?!" after receiving an answer I go looking for supplies, as I am more usefull when geared to all get-out and equiped with enough redstone to build things. supplies 1/20.
In all honesty though, a lot of this thread is just people posting. After a while, I start posting every 2-3 pages, so it's not ~350 turns of constant posting (by me, anyway. I can't say the same for this lot).
Read the Original Post for details. The Story So Far section and Homestuck are vital to understanding the plot. If you have any questions, PM me.
Project Nexus summons 5 ATP Engineers! The whole army deals 5,000 damage to Purple! PSYCHOTIC deals 16,000 damage to Jebus and kills 2 Constructs! The Giga Tank and Dr. Christoff kill Growlithe and Litwick! The Woodlands Army deals 7,500 damage to The_Serpent! He retaliates by killing 2 Wood Jesters. Tricky the Clown deals 8,000 damage to Sawbuck, but then gets transported to a random spot on the server!
[b]LORD HELIX[/b] deals 7,500 damage to Jebus! Fegelein lowers the Godmodder's Accuracy! Engie and Co. deal 6,000 damage to a Neurax Worm, and the Sentry deals 7,500 damage to PSYCHOTIC! The Neurax Worm Queen deals 5,000 damage to [b]LORD HELIX[/b] and the Worms kill Tauros! The Fly Hive deals 4,000 damage to the Mutant Zombie!
The Virtuous Guardians and[b] Tripod [/b]deal 9,000 damage to the Mutant Creeper! Kage Kami deals 1,000 damage to Sawbuck, but gets teleported to a random spot on the server! The Grenades explode, dealing 12,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army! Charitomb and the Constructs deal 8,000 damage to the Mutant Zombie!
The Grandmatriarch Army deals a mini-critted 15,000 damage to Kage Kami! The Wrinklers kill 5 Grunts, but the Auditor kills 5 Wrinklers! Sawbuck destroys the Level 2 Dispenser and deals 5,000 damage to Fegelein! The Mutant Creeper and Mutant Zombie deal 10,000 damage to the [b]Tripod[/b]! The Godmodder, still muttering [b]Heh.[/b], kills 4 Virtuous Guardians! He attempts to attack Jebus, but is distracted by Fegelein griefing someone's house!
The Irradiated Creation Kit heals the [b]Tripod[/b]! It also summons a Deathclaw and Centaur. The Turrets deal 8,000 damage to the Portal, and the Mutants deal 3,000 damage to NETHer(BRIc)K! It retaliates and deals 4,500 damage to the Deathclaw!
[b]THE OPERATOR[/b] concentrates all its power into lowering the [b]DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY[/b] by 50%! It's at critical...
[b]THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: Nine days. That's how long it takes to fall into the pit of Tartarus. That's also how long it is until... Well, connect the dots here.[/b]
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upon realizing that I am capable of spawning things in I create some fortune tools and a .45 handgun to help myself along. I also launch a nuclear MIRV strike at the battlefield. no, I don't know who's side everything is on, so I didn't aim it. {evil laughter}
supplies 2/20
Wait, we're in a session of SBURB? Yes. Cool! Do I have a dream form? No. Do you? No. Wait, what? We're not from this universe, we're not from any. Even the horror terrors aren't far out as my home.
STORYEDIT: Just crossing out idiocy and replacing it with actualness.
Wait. We're in a SBURB Session?
Of course not.
We aren't in Paradox Space.
What is up with you?
None of your bloody business.
+X to any players who claim it
splash potion of coffee OOO sugar. 1/?
28/40 x2
7/15 x4
The ice attack, apparently so cold as to have frozen itself, grows even colder... 4/6 since you ignored the attack I unleash last round.
I intercept your MIRV strike with an AEGIS-Anti ballistic missile combat system (IRL too), disabling your nukes before they deploy Independently Reenterable Vehicles in the mesosphere with several AMRAM missiles.
40/40
40/40
6/10x4
Potion of Night Vision 2/2
Instead of letting all the stuff I piled onto the not-to-be Potion of Regen II go to waste, I spend those charges OOO the Potion of NV with fermented spider eye. 6/?
I call my buddies in SWAT team to help me kill some flies. Airburst. Nuff' said.
I claim piono's +3? (I think X means any amount 1-3? Correct me if i'm wrong.)
12/15 (or 10/15 if I can only get one.)
+3 to piono
The XBEANS have fully grown.
An XBEANSTALK Grows, Sprouting a pathway to the Microsoft Cloud, in a state of disarray. If fixed, it will be a sort of bunker, providing XTroops, XSwords, and other assorted XWeapons. It will also provide the power to control the giant XBEANSTALKS, which can be used as Swords/Whips/Giant Arms. I start fixing the Microsoft Cloud. 1/20
(Note about the Microsoft Cloud; People can get, charge or even add on to the Microsoft cloud to make more XThings. Maybe an XBOSS?)
I intercept your MIRV strike with an AEGIS-Anti ballistic missile combat system (IRL too), disabling your nukes before they deploy Independently Reenterable Vehicles in the mesosphere with several AMRAM missiles.
wow, was not expecting such a serious response to my badly thought-out attempt to cause fun {read: nuclear doom} my goal in that attack has been successful.
since I'm posting: looking for a forest while killing random farm animals for food. supplies 3/20
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Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 9/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 61,000/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.
Fegelein: [N] HP: 70,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 89,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Lv. 2 Dispenser HP: 10,000/10,000. Lv. 3 Sentry HP: 20,000/20,000. Ammo: 90/100. Rockets: 4/5.
Purple: [N] HP: 148,400/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
"Oh cool, special attacks."
You only just now found the list.
Wow.
Keep up.
"Hey, it was hidden behind a bunch of useless inventory items!"
"You dropped a Tiamat."
"Technically, that's useless half the time, since my default attacks switch between ranged and melee at random."
"Sie fiel auch eine Maus. Ich glaube nicht, entweder bedeuten, die Pistole Typ."
"...How did that fit in there? Eh, whatever."
Examine your special attacks closely.
I noticed an ultimate in there.
"Which one of these is the ultimate?"
The one with the firey background.
I cannot highlight it for some reason.
"It's called HMS Collateral support. It only figures those guys at Engietech figured out a way to bring it here."
"What is this HMS Collateral..."
"...und wie kann es uns helfen, den Kampf zu gewinnen?"
"It's an airship with a [BLEEP]tonne of explosive weaponry. Ultimate time."
In the background, something that resembles a giant Galleon appears. However, it is not floating on water. Instead of ballast and sails, the HMS Collateral stays afloat by using two huge balloons. One of them is in the hull of the ship, and the other is suspended above it. Both are covered in thick metal plating. The ship itself has a large number of platforms on each side, which all house some form of explosive weapon. The ship then floats into range, and all of the weapons fire at once. The target?
"Carefully... Carefully... Whoops I slipped"
...Well, it used to be the Neurax Worms, but that massive arsenal of highly destructive weapons is now programmed to open fire on the Godmodder. So it does. Everyone else is treated to the magnificent sight of 12 Manticore heavy Hwacha's all opening fire at once, accompanied by 20 Banshee light rocket Carousels and 48 Artemis light rocket Launchers. Strangely, not 1 of the 8 Lumberjack heavy Mortars opens fire.
[HMS Collateral bombardment: Stage 1 of 3 complete. Proceeding to stage 2.]
"...Attack damage buff on the HMS Collateral."
"Ausweichchance Nerf auf der Godmodder."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Healing Targets: 2/20
I attempt to restore some of the Kage Kami's integrity.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
21/40 x2
I stuff a turtle into Dr.Christoff's mouth
Healing Targets: 3/20
I roundhouse kick the current Felt member.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
23/40 x2
I stab Dr.Christoff with a stabby thingy.
5/5 Bean Growth
+1 to Piono
+1 to Aegis
+1 to fseftr
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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+X to any players who claim it (thanks to modpack and aegis, you guys should be claiming this stuff, it could really help you out. And fseftr, why do you hait Dr. Christoff so much?
I finish the upgraded splash potion of hyperness
27/40 x2
6/15 x4
3/3 I take Void of Heat, the temperature around me has dropped close to 0 degrees Kelvin. I unleash a massive blast of cold, freezing Sawbuck solid. Then I hit him with the Void of Heat, shattering bits of him.
A call goes out from Project Nexus...
Dr. Christoff and Tricky answer.
Screw that, I'm not staying here all on my own.
Get back here!
Make me.
See? This is why I came back.
I. Said. Shut. Up.
Dr. Christoff, The giga tank, and Tricky have all joined the Project Nexus army.
Dr. Christoff and the giga tank get a bit of upgrades due to now being hostiles. The giga tank gets a new central piece: The improbability core with 250,000 hit points that is the final bit before the mega tank's central piece can be targeted. The improbability cannon has 50,000 hit points, is not a layer of armor (and so it can be targeted without anything else on the giga tank being dead, and it doesn't block anything on the giga tank from being attacked) that has its own separate attack of its own. (250,000 is the same strength as the auditor, who also has more powers and was worth less than a 40 post into hostile, so I think this is reasonably fair, if not, reduce the core's health)
Dr. Christoff's health and max health both go up by 160,000 and he gains a bit of attack power. Not too much.
Dr. Christoff and the Giga tank now assume the same attack patterns as the rest of Project Nexus's troops, but Tricky is keeping his own attack pattern.
Dr. Christoff retakes his agent name: Jebus. Yes, that is spelled correctly and is his in-canon self-chosen name. He's almost as insane as Tricky.
Also, Might I ask for one thing for Project Nexus so it doesn't get sniped? As long as it has entities in its little army (all entities working for Project Nexus that aren't Project Nexus) any attack aimed directly at Project Nexus and not at any of the minions has a 50% chance to be blocked and a 30% chance to just hit one of the minions instead.
As Tricky busts his way out of the Pool Room, the whole structure collapses, releasing Sawbuck and anything else in the Pool Room out to the main battlefield.
STORYEDIT: Added Eric's comment.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I decide to jump right in regardless. *cough* enter roleplay mode *cough*
I attempt to log on to my favorite server after long absence and am surprised to find myself being redirected to "godcraft.MC"
upon appearing in the nuclear devastation that is now spawn I ask in chat " what in HELL is going on?!" after receiving an answer I go looking for supplies, as I am more usefull when geared to all get-out and equiped with enough redstone to build things. supplies 1/20.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
40/40
7/10x4
Potion of Regen III 5/?
I [u]asphyxiate[/b] Sawbuck by ionizing argon and using the Thunderbane to surround Sawbuck with it, effectively depriving him of oxygen.
I add support fire to the next AG attack by providing suppressing fire by flinging misc. (Everything. Be it tubas, watermelon, bricks, cars...) with Carnage.
+3 to piono and whoever charges my stuff.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
their inevitable doomthe game. This could get interesting pretty quick.That, and i have the PWNs on standby
when Chris-Chan kills everybody./nullpost
[b]Did someone say--oh. Hmph. You're no fun, you know. I like being able to hijack people's conversations whenever they mention a simple word. Fine. Have it your way.[/b]
Splash Potion of Hyperness OOO Sugar = Splash Potion of Coffee (1/2)
-3 [b]ROOTKIT INTEGRITY[/b]!
You don't stick two items in SCP-912, you only use one. However, with the Code Blaster 5000, whatever the result is would be too powerful to alchemize.
You got the SPLASH POTION OF COFFEE! An upgraded version of the Splash Potion of Hyperness, this one fills you with a positively buzzing feeling throughout your entire body, enabling everything in your body and everything you do to work faster!
You destroy a Kage Kami Grenade! "MY GRENADES! Wait. That's not even a fruit!"
You got a POTION OF REGENERATION II! Its Duration is 5 turns. You can't extend it any further.
Awkward Potion OOO Golden Carrot = Potion of Night Vision (1/2)
7,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army!
Your entities will do as you say.
[b]Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber[/b] (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Take cubes
You take the two blue cubes. They turn into green cubes in your gun.
>Cover far laser with cubes
You cover the farther laser with the cubes.
>Forward 1
You take a step forward, passing through the unobstructed laser and raising the door. A glass wall is blocking your way.
>Around
You move around the wall. In front of you is a stairway blocked by two glass walls. The entire room ahead is filled with a clear orange substance. Next to you is a sign featuring a man slamming a door shut. When examined, it says "The right answers may be the most obvious ones."
>Forward 2
You step up to the orange room. Dare you go in?
What do you do now?
>...
You kill the Wrinkler, but deal 7,500 damage to the [b]Tripod[/b]!
T...Talist? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...
Yes, I remember you! You made the Relic, the Book, and the AXIS, if I recall correctly. (Keep in mind that since the Godmodder can summon entities from the first thread, your entities will probably show up at some point...as enemies!) I am going to PM you after the turn is up regarding how the thread has changed since you've been gone.
Also, consider Homestuck required reading. A lot of the concepts going on right now hinge off of it.
As for the Pocket Dimension, since it doesn't attack, I will lower it to 50,000 HP. It should be much lower since it should be a 15-post charge, but it is tanky, so I think it's fine. The regen will be lowered to 3,000 HP. Keep in mind that the overall balance of entities is different from the first thread, so some things that may have been not OP then might be now. Just a heads-up.
"INCOMING!" You drop the Tsar Bomba on the Garden of Eden, irradiating the Eden Core and dealing 6,000 damage to the Demon Portal! Your entities will do as you say.
Oooh! Some backstory! This should be interesting. And I know someone who's good at backstory...
[b]Oh, so now you want me to talk? Fine. I might as well continue the tale of how I arrived here in a few turns.[/b]
5,000 damage!
3,000 damage to the Mutant Zombie!
NETHer(BRIc)K appears! You use both weapons to deal 8,000 damage to the Archmaster!
Wait...
No.
No.
Nononononononononononononono.
I thought Scratch said this server wasn't host to a session. So... Why are you God Tier? Why is there a Skaia, a Prospit, and a Derse. Why the hell do you even have a Title to begin with? Agh, this whole First Guardian crap is too confusing. I need to lie down for a while.
7,500 damage to Cookie Monster!
Thank you for the 3,000 HP. Cookie Monster killed!
Fly Armies 3 and 4 killed!
No, it's just a Pillow. Shut up, it was a Cast-Iron Pillow, you saw it! Stop being confusing. 4,500 damage!
[b]Heh.[/b]
It looks like the Godmodder has absorbed your BSOD blast directed at the Creepy Dummy! However, all Hostiles take 2,000 damage.
Technically, suffocating causes damage. And no, I'm not just saying that because that's how it works in Minecraft. 6,000 damage.
The next attack solely made to lower [b]LORD HELIX[/b]'s [b]INTEGRITY[/b] will fail.
8,000 damage.
Somehow, the Godmodder holds up his hand, grinning maniacally, and all the ammo stops. What noise there should have been is replaced by the insanely deafening sound of silence. He then points his fingers at the Neurax Worms, and all the ammo careens towards them, killing one. Your entities will do as you say.
+10 [b]KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY[/b].
Dr. Christoff chokes, and suffers 4,000 damage!
3,500 damage to Sawbuck.
3,500 damage.
The XBEANS are now fully grown. What they do now is up to you.
Everyone watches as Dr. Christoff, the Giga Tank, and Tricky the Clown all enter the Battlefield as hostile entities! This means that Tricky forfeits his spot in the Cage, and in doing so, releases Sawbuck and the Constructs as well.
The Godmodder and Doc Scratch appear to be relieved, seeing as The Felt won't be camped anymore. If it had continued, they might have had to take drastic measures...
The tweaks are fine, although some of the HP-related things might be nerfed a bit.
Hello there. Welcome. To. [b]HELL.[/b] *cue guitar* *cue orchestral sting* *cue gasps* *cue ball*
In all honesty though, a lot of this thread is just people posting. After a while, I start posting every 2-3 pages, so it's not ~350 turns of constant posting (by me, anyway. I can't say the same for this lot).
Read the Original Post for details. The Story So Far section and Homestuck are vital to understanding the plot. If you have any questions, PM me.
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End-of-Turn Battle:
Project Nexus summons 5 ATP Engineers! The whole army deals 5,000 damage to Purple! PSYCHOTIC deals 16,000 damage to Jebus and kills 2 Constructs! The Giga Tank and Dr. Christoff kill Growlithe and Litwick! The Woodlands Army deals 7,500 damage to The_Serpent! He retaliates by killing 2 Wood Jesters. Tricky the Clown deals 8,000 damage to Sawbuck, but then gets transported to a random spot on the server!
[b]LORD HELIX[/b] deals 7,500 damage to Jebus! Fegelein lowers the Godmodder's Accuracy! Engie and Co. deal 6,000 damage to a Neurax Worm, and the Sentry deals 7,500 damage to PSYCHOTIC! The Neurax Worm Queen deals 5,000 damage to [b]LORD HELIX[/b] and the Worms kill Tauros! The Fly Hive deals 4,000 damage to the Mutant Zombie!
The Virtuous Guardians and[b] Tripod [/b]deal 9,000 damage to the Mutant Creeper! Kage Kami deals 1,000 damage to Sawbuck, but gets teleported to a random spot on the server! The Grenades explode, dealing 12,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army! Charitomb and the Constructs deal 8,000 damage to the Mutant Zombie!
The Grandmatriarch Army deals a mini-critted 15,000 damage to Kage Kami! The Wrinklers kill 5 Grunts, but the Auditor kills 5 Wrinklers! Sawbuck destroys the Level 2 Dispenser and deals 5,000 damage to Fegelein! The Mutant Creeper and Mutant Zombie deal 10,000 damage to the [b]Tripod[/b]! The Godmodder, still muttering [b]Heh.[/b], kills 4 Virtuous Guardians! He attempts to attack Jebus, but is distracted by Fegelein griefing someone's house!
The Irradiated Creation Kit heals the [b]Tripod[/b]! It also summons a Deathclaw and Centaur. The Turrets deal 8,000 damage to the Portal, and the Mutants deal 3,000 damage to NETHer(BRIc)K! It retaliates and deals 4,500 damage to the Deathclaw!
[b]THE OPERATOR[/b] concentrates all its power into lowering the [b]DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY[/b] by 50%! It's at critical...
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The Battlefield:
[b]Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.[/b]
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: [b]IIIIIIIIII[/b] Ideas: Gaben, Bubsy, Hussiebot.
[b]TwinBu[/b][b]i[/b][b]lder:[/b] [???] HP: 41,000/100,000.
Gravestone: [???] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x10.)
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x39.)
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 100,000/100,000. The Auditor: 196,000/250,000. Troops: Grunts: 500/500. (x10.) 1337 Agents: 1,000/1,000. (x10.) ATP Engineers: 2,500/2,500. (x5.)
PSYCHOTIC: [H] HP: 89,500/120,000.
Wood Jesters: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x97.)
Woodlands Archmaster: [H] HP: 26,000/40,000.
Jebus: [H] HP: 134,000/175,000.
Giga Tank: [H] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heavy Plating: 0/15,000. Housing cannons, missile racks, and miniguns. Giga Plating: 10,000/20,000. Housing railguns, flamethrowers, and drone bays. Mega Plating: 25,000/25,000. Housing energy core and shield generator. Improbability Cannon: 50,000/50,000. Regen:[b] III[/b]
Tricky the Clown: [H] HP: ??? Weakness: Unknown. Teleported away from the Battlefield, will come back next turn.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 35,000/50,000.
[b]LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 975,150/1,000,000.[/b] [b]HELIX INTEGRITY: 25%.[/b] Yanmega: 8,000/8,000.
Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 9/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 61,000/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.
Fegelein: [N] HP: 65,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 89,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Dispenser: Not built. Lv. 3 Sentry HP: 20,000/20,000. Ammo: 70/100. Rockets: 2/5.
Purple: [N] HP: 143,400/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
Neurax Worm Queen: [N] HP: 154,500/200,000.
Neurax Egg: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Neurax Worms: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x5.)
Neurax Worm: [N] HP: 4,000/10,000. (x1.)
Fly Hive: [N] 35,000 Population. Fly Army 1: 3,000 Population. Fly Army 2: 3,000 Population. Fly Army 3: 0 Population. Fly Army 4: 0 Population. Fly Army 5: 3,000 Population.
xXExtremeGeneralXx: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: [b]III[/b][b]I[/b] Special: Goes full Huetard. Votes: [b]IIII[/b]
Virtuous Guardians: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x5.)
[b]Tripod:[/b] [b][AG BOSS][/b] [b]HP: [/b][b]31,500[/b][b]/75,000. Thick Plating: [/b][b]0[/b][b]/125,000. [/b][b]Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. [/b][b] Mega Laser:[/b][b] [/b][b]III[/b] [b]Plasma Blaster: III[/b] [b]DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY: [/b][b]3%[/b]
Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 100,400/100,000. [b]KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY: 65%[/b] Teleported away from the Battlefield, will come back next turn.
Kage Kami Grenade: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Charitomb: [AG] HP: 53,500/45,000. Soul of Healing: 8,000/8,000 HP. Soul of Revenge: 8,000/8,000 HP. Soul of Flame: 5,000/8,000 HP. Soul of Ender: 8,000/8,000 HP.
Constructs: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x8.)
[b]Grandmatriarch Army: [PG BOSS] HP: 11,150/166,000. Elder Frenzy: IIIII[/b] [b]Regen: III[/b]
Wrinklers: [PG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x27.)
Sawbuck: [PG] HP: 47,000/100,000.
Mutant Zombie: [PG] HP: 60,000/100,000.
Mutant Creeper: [PG] HP: 60,000/100,000.
Creepy Dummy: [PG?] HP: 15/15. Wearing shirt that says "Godmodder's Friend".
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 49/125.
[b]THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: Nine days. That's how long it takes to fall into the pit of Tartarus. That's also how long it is until... Well, connect the dots here.[/b]
[b]ROOTKIT INT̴̡EGRITY: 45%[/b]
[b][b]Ó̵͝P҉̶E͏̨R̀͢A̴̡҉́͡T̸̷́͞O͘R̷͏ ̴̶̶͘I̧҉̢͟N̸͟͞T̷́͢È̛͢͠G̵Ŗ́҉̶Ì̕͏T̶́͠͠͏Y̵͘̕:̶̸̨͜͞ ̢͜͢͟[/b][b]0́̀̕[/b][b]%̸͠ ̴̵͟͠[/b] [/b]
[b]SELF-AWARENESS: 100%
GLITCH PROBABILITY: 9,223,372,036,854,775,807% [/b]
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Cage Match:
???
[b]VS.[/b]
???
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Garden of Eden:
Irradiated Eden Core: [AG] Creation Kit: 7,000/7,000 HP. Heals 5 AG entities each turn. ZAX Mainframe: 12,000/12,000 HP.
Defense Turret Liberty: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. 5,000/5,000 Shields. Tesla Cannon: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Defense Turret Independence: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. 5,000/5,000 Shields. Tesla Cannon: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Garden Shields: [AG] HP: 17,000/40,000.
Deathclaw: [AG] HP: 5,500/10,000.
Centaur: [AG] HP: 6,000/6,000.
Demon Portal: [PG] HP: 86,000/100,000.
NETHer(BRIc)K: [PG] HP: 34,000/37,000.
Demonhead Guardian: [PG] HP: 5,000/5,000.
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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The Forge:
Detonation Core: [b]III[/b][b] [/b]READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: [b]III [/b]READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: [b]IIII [/b]READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow:[b] [/b][b]III [/b]READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: [b]III [/b]READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: [b]III [/b]READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: [b]III [/b]READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: [b]IIIII [/b]READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator:[b] III [/b]READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: [b]II[/b][b]IIII[/b] DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: [b]II [/b]READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
supplies 2/20
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Wait, we're in a session of SBURB?Yes.Cool! Do I have a dream form?No.Do you?No.Wait, what?We're not from this universe, we're not from any. Even the horror terrors aren't far out as my home.STORYEDIT: Just crossing out idiocy and replacing it with actualness.
Wait. We're in a SBURB Session?
Of course not.
We aren't in Paradox Space.
What is up with you?
None of your bloody business.
+X to any players who claim it
splash potion of coffee OOO sugar. 1/?
28/40 x2
7/15 x4
The ice attack, apparently so cold as to have frozen itself, grows even colder... 4/6 since you ignored the attack I unleash last round.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
40/40
40/40
6/10x4
Potion of Night Vision 2/2
Instead of letting all the stuff I piled onto the not-to-be Potion of Regen II go to waste, I spend those charges OOO the Potion of NV with fermented spider eye. 6/?
I call my buddies in SWAT team to help me kill some flies. Airburst. Nuff' said.
+3 to piono and anyone who helps me.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Healing Targets: 4/20
I grab Opel's Code Blaster, set it to Restore, and blast the Kage Kami with it before returning it.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
No. You're not.
I claim piono's +3? (I think X means any amount 1-3? Correct me if i'm wrong.)
12/15 (or 10/15 if I can only get one.)
+3 to piono
The XBEANS have fully grown.
An XBEANSTALK Grows, Sprouting a pathway to the Microsoft Cloud, in a state of disarray. If fixed, it will be a sort of bunker, providing XTroops, XSwords, and other assorted XWeapons. It will also provide the power to control the giant XBEANSTALKS, which can be used as Swords/Whips/Giant Arms. I start fixing the Microsoft Cloud. 1/20
(Note about the Microsoft Cloud; People can get, charge or even add on to the Microsoft cloud to make more XThings. Maybe an XBOSS?)
(PS: Piono, wanna go +3 for +3?)
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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wow,
since I'm posting: looking for a forest while killing random farm animals for food. supplies 3/20
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870