Amper, the the limitation is currently 3 posts per update and a 40 post cap for the highest you can go. Dunno how many alchemizations you can be doing at once.
3/40
3/40
1/10x5
Potion of invisibility +1 (makes target entity unattackable for (GM determined) turns, costs one copy to use - limited to one per turn, 5/5 cost to duplicate)
I deal the final blow to Tripod by demolishing the rest of its integrity with Fried Eggs and collect he spoils, preventing them from falling into enemy hands.
Amper, the the limitation is currently 3 posts per update and a 40 post cap for the highest you can go. Dunno how many alchemizations you can be doing at once.
not sure I understand the concept of an "update" does this mean every time twin posts it's an update or what?
also the 40 post cap, how exactly does that work? I guess I'm looking for a pretty in-depth explanation of the rules... sorry.
if it is within the rules: digging the biggest diamond-level branch mine EVAR. supplies 5/20.
if not, /nullpost.
upon realizing that I am capable of spawning things in I create some fortune tools and a .45 handgun to help myself along. I also launch a nuclear MIRV strike at the battlefield. no, I don't know who's side everything is on, so I didn't aim it. {evil laughter}
supplies 2/20
Wait, we're in a session of SBURB?
Yes.
Cool! Do I have a dream form?
No.
Do you?
No.
Wait, what?
I'm not from this universe, I'm not from any. Even the horror terrors aren't far out as my home.
+X to any players who claim it
splash potion of coffee OOO sugar. 1/?
28/40 x2
7/15 x4
The ice attack, apparently so cold as to have frozen itself, grows even colder... 4/6 since you ignored the attack I unleash last round.
Read what I said above.
In all honesty, the most likely reason for SBURB game constructs appearing on this game is due to the HomestuckCraft plugin I re-added onto the server. Purely aesthetic though.
Splash Potion of Coffee OOO Sugar = Splash Potion of Rejuvenation (1/2)
I intercept your MIRV strike with an AEGIS-Anti ballistic missile combat system (IRL too), disabling your nukes before they deploy Independently Reenterable Vehicles in the mesosphere with several AMRAM missiles.
40/40
40/40
6/10x4
Potion of Night Vision 2/2
Instead of letting all the stuff I piled onto the not-to-be Potion of Regen II go to waste, I spend those charges OOO the Potion of NV with fermented spider eye. 6/?
I call my buddies in SWAT team to help me kill some flies. Airburst. Nuff' said.
+3 to piono and anyone who helps me.
...Aegis stopping you!
You got the POTION OF NIGHT VISION! A potion that, when drank, lets you see in the dark.
Potion of Night Vision OOO Fermented Spider Eye = Potion of Invisibility (5/2)
You got the POTION OF INVISIBILITY! A potion that, when drank, turns you invisible, blocking mobs and other players from seeing you.
I claim piono's +3? (I think X means any amount 1-3? Correct me if i'm wrong.)
12/15 (or 10/15 if I can only get one.)
+3 to piono
The XBEANS have fully grown.
An XBEANSTALK Grows, Sprouting a pathway to the Microsoft Cloud, in a state of disarray. If fixed, it will be a sort of bunker, providing XTroops, XSwords, and other assorted XWeapons. It will also provide the power to control the giant XBEANSTALKS, which can be used as Swords/Whips/Giant Arms. I start fixing the Microsoft Cloud. 1/20
(Note about the Microsoft Cloud; People can get, charge or even add on to the Microsoft cloud to make more XThings. Maybe an XBOSS?)
(PS: Piono, wanna go +3 for +3?)
The Microsoft Cloud will be added as a side-quest once you finish your charge! Provide stats for the various things in it when you are done.
wow, was not expecting such a serious response to my badly thought-out attempt to cause fun {read: nuclear doom} my goal in that attack has been successful.
since I'm posting: looking for a forest while killing random farm animals for food. supplies 3/20
Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 10/25. Bound.
"Hurry up mate."
"You put too many mental locks on."
Thresh: [N] HP: 61,000/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.
Fegelein: [N] HP: 65,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10.
"Lustig, wie manche Menschen angebracht, um ihre Häuser zu bekommen."
Engie: [N] HP: 89,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Dispenser: Not built. Lv. 3 Sentry HP: 20,000/20,000. Ammo: 70/100. Rockets: 2/5.
Purple: [N] HP: 143,400/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
How on earth do you damage an abstract entity anyway.
"Uh oh."
What is it.
"PSYCHOTIC has taken an interest in the HMS Collateral."
"GEEEEEEET DOWN HEEEEEEEERE!"
"WAIT, WHERE DID HE GET AN ANCHOR FROM?"
*THUNK*
"He can't surely be trying to drag the ship down by himse-CLEAR THE AREA!"
The Carousels and Artemis rocket launchers all aim at PSYCHOTIC, and this time, the Lumberjack mortar cannons take aim too. Every single one opens fire again, while the Manticore Hwacha's reload.
"Just what kind of explosive did you load into those Lumberjacks?"
"Well... You know how Jinx's ultimate fires a giant missile? Now imagine that, except whatever explosive is in it is replaced with a medium-sized Hydrogen bomb."
PSYCHOTIC disappears under a huge cloud of explosive dust. When the explosions stop, there's no sign of what used to be there. The HMS Collateral begins to approach the battlefield, apparently to get an angle of attack. Something seems OFF though.
"...Not good."
That shade of blue it has turned matches the Godmodder alignment colour perfectly.
Not good at all. [i]"ENGIE. TWINBUILDER. EVERYONE ELSE WHO I FORGOT. YOUR DESTRUCTION AWAITS. I HAVE BECOME AWARE OF WHAT ALL OF YOU AND YOUR ALLIES HAVE DONE. COME AND FACE JUDGEMENT."[/i]
"Don't look at me! I never expected that to happen!"
"Oh [Censored]... this doesn't look good... Tripod, we're retreating. It's time to apply... [i]Plan B[/i]."
"You haven't programmed a Plan B in my CPU, sir."
"...that's because I have yet to plan one! Still, for the time being, we have to retreat to the Orbital Space Station."
I close my eyes, point the palm of my hand towards the Tripod, and in a flash of light, we're both gone.
[i]Meanwhile in the Orbital Space Station...[/i]
"Oh, hello again, Opel. How things went down there in the battlefield?"
"Well, Tripod's almost trashed, the Virus has morphed into the traitor that is the Operator, and that caused the tripolars to-"
"I told you to continue taking your medicine. Remember what Instability did to Social?"
"Yes, yes, I remember. No need to remind me of that. Regardless, that's not our focus. We need to reformulate a plan of strategy. So far, the Tripod, despite being a Boss entity, hasn't had a big role in the fight and was more of a buffed up enemy for the PGs."
So. More demons?
It begins. Liberty Prime: 35/40 Orbital Strike: 12/20
The Eden Core spawns a Bloatfly Swarm and another Centaur.
The Deathclaw goes for the portal, and the Centaurs fight the Demonhead Guardian. The Bloatflies wander into the Battlefield...
Eden Turrets focus their attention on Netherbrick.
I install a motivator on the Tripod to make it regenerate integrity over time.
Pocket dimension now 2/15
I'm not sure I specified enough, the pocket dimension doesn't heal minions in it for free, it gives them it's own hp. (Oh, and units inside it can't attack units outside it)
Now... My next absurdly complex entity... Remember the A.X.I.S.? I had an idea for an entity before that but I scrapped it in favor of the A.X.I.S. As I thought it was too complex. But maybe now is time for it.
You can post 3 times per turn or once per 12 hours right?
Alright. In that case, I'll make it 60,000 HP.
I remember the A.X.I.S! That thing was uber-complicated.
You can post 3 times per turn, but not once per 12 hours. Just make sure to only post 3 times and you'll be fine.
The Eden Core creates...
A bloatfly swarm and a Super Mutant.
The bloatflies wander into the battlefield... again...
I give the Super Mutant a Mini-Nuke Launcher and he fires at the Demon Portal.
[I assure you, Twinbuilder, I'm using Random.org to figure out which ones spawn]
The bloatflies attack the Mutant Mobs. "Insolent curs!" buzzed the bloatflies.
Are you sure, Scratch? Are you sure? Were you sure that The Tumor was going to destroy The Green Sun? Or was it just what you told us would happen?
New Sidequest: Skaia
I stroll around a bit, before I see something appear. Uh oh...
Black King [PG] 70.000/70.000 HP
I'm sorry, but I can't let this particular sidequest go through for the reason stated above. This isn't even for story reasons. Making this become an SBURB session would just spiral out of my control and alienate new players even more.
Wait, Doc Scratch says we're not in a session of SBURB, and he can't lie.
No, he doesn't choose to lie.
???
He said so himself early in the timeline of Homestuck, he merely [i]chooses[/i] not to lie. We can't trust a word he says.
Oh crap.
Yep, we can't trust him an inch, the very act of stating that he can't lie was, in fact, lying.
Don't trust him twin.
Also twin, remember that Project Nexus and all of its soldiers (except Tricky) aim for the entity with the least remaining hit points. Each of the entities attacks separately, so the chances of damage being wasted on a corpse is very low, damage overflow will instead go onto the entity with the second most health.
+X to any players who claim it (modpack, go ahead and keep claiming it and funneling stuff down my way, this way other people can benefit too, don't worry, you won't get the short end of the deal on this)
new potion 2/?
31/40 x2
10/15 x4
The frost is gathering, pieces of the air are freezing solid meters away from me and dropping to the ground on unsuspecting minecraftians... 5/6
CASUAL HOMESTUCK SPOILERS AHEAD
Wow. Someone hasn't done their research. I never lie, I just omit certain things I say. I never lie, no matter how far-fetched that claim may seem. Remember that whole Green Sun fiasco which everyone fell for like a bunch of s u c k e r s ? I never said The Tumor would destroy the Green Sun. I only said it [i]could[/i]. And it indeed could have, if the Green Sun was actually there.
You can trust me. Just make sure if you have a question, be pretty good with your wording.
Alright. Project Nexus and all affiliated entities will adapt to their new attack structure.
You got the SPLASH POTION OF REJUVENATION! A potion that keeps you so alert and active that all of your attacks will mini-crit the turn you use it and your accuracy increases by 200%.
I claim piono's +X charge! Afterwards, I send a pack of health for a member of the AGs to pick up.
((The idea is that, whenever I'm on the Orbital Space Station, I cannot directly attack or heal [i]one[/i] entity, as I have to deliver my attacks/health in packages that land via retro-rockets. Since it is alterady hard to target the battlefield in such a big planet, targetting one entity will be astoundingly difficult and have 3% of success.))
"...I'm disliking this three-post rule alterady."
MechJeb's Big Plan: 3/30.
None of them can use it due to the overheal!
Alright. By the way, is this the [i]UOSS [/i]or just some OSS?
NETHer(BRIc)K seems to be acting weirdly.
[i]Oh, don't worry about him. He's just constantly filled with rage, and he's directing it at Eden.[/i]
INDEED. TIME TO DIE, TURRETS.
I point out to Fseftf that Charitomb can't be harmed until at least one soul dies.
( 3 / 15 )
These guys should get here faster then the Chair-Army, that's for sure.
Charitomb uses Cannon on the Grandmatriach Army!
I then follow up with a burst of all-consuming SELECT + A + B.
This restarts it's heart, stunning it for one turn.
Your entities will do as you say.
Who is "it?" Be specific in your answers. This test is getting graded, you know.
I make myself invisible, and "summon" fake clones (illusions), who target the black king. They don't actually harm them, because they're fake, and in the meantime I come up from behind and stab him.
+X to any players who claim it. (opel! If you're going to claim my charge boosts, help me out!!!)
I finish my new potion if I haven't yet (I'm wondering how many times I have to intensify before it starts gaining levels...)
34/40 x2
13/14 x4
6/6 Suddenly all the cold in the air around me dissipates, the air rising back to normal temperatures. Then everyone turns to look at Sawbuck, who is now at -5 degrees Kelvin (below absolute zero)
You deal 5,000 damage to Sawbuck and freeze him for three turns, in which time he cannot attack and takes 500 damage! Attacks against him have a lesser chance of teleporting you as well.
Maybe he is right? Maybe we aren't playing SBURB? Because the game we're playing isn't CALLED SBURB. In the Troll's session, it was called SGRUB, so it's entirely possible we're playing it under a different name.
No, you're not playing any game called SBURB, SGRUB, any minor deviation from SBURB or SGRUB, or any game that plays like the games listed above.
What makes you think I'd help [i]you[/i]? After what you said about me? How about no? Yeah, now THIS is me doing something perpetually stupid, not unlike the little mistake you got all maddily-mad about. And now I'm going to claim your other charge, while still not giving anything in return to you.
Serves you right. Now go learn some lessons about being friendly before making another post in this thread.
...Of course I'm kidding you. I give +1 to your 40-post charge. Also, unfortunately to your attack, there is no such thing as -5 Kelvin. Absolute Zero is the lowest temperature you can ever reach; you can't go below it. So, you only set him at 0° K instead. Not that this will deal significantly less damage - Absolute Zero's got to kill someone of extreme cold [i]no matter what[/i].
I send a probe carrying a Napalm Bomb towards the PGs.
Amper, the the limitation is currently 3 posts per update and a 40 post cap for the highest you can go. Dunno how many alchemizations you can be doing at once.
3/40
3/40
1/10x5
Potion of invisibility +1 (makes target entity unattackable for (GM determined) turns, costs one copy to use - limited to one per turn, 5/5 cost to duplicate)
I deal the final blow to Tripod by demolishing the rest of its integrity with Fried Eggs and collect he spoils, preventing them from falling into enemy hands.
not sure I understand the concept of an "update" does this mean every time twin posts it's an update or what?
also the 40 post cap, how exactly does that work? I guess I'm looking for a pretty in-depth explanation of the rules... sorry.
if it is within the rules: digging the biggest diamond-level branch mine EVAR. supplies 5/20.
if not, /nullpost.
This is a nullpost, since you have already posted 3 times.
An update is the term for when I (the Game Master) post, which is what I am currently doing right now. They eat up a good 1-2 hours of my life daily. And I love doing them.
You can only post 3 times per update. So, once you post 3 times, you cannot post again until I post. You can nullpost, though.
There used to be a global post limit in which 40 posts overall were allowed each turn. However, that method was scrapped and replaced with this (much better IMO) method. Now, the limit still technically exists in that everyone's posts added up shouldn't go past 45. However, if you do, there won't be any penalty for doing so except taking me longer to update.
This turned out to be kind of long-winded...sorry.
[i]____________________________________________________________________________________[/i]
[i]End-of-Turn Battle:[/i]
Project Nexus summons 5 Grunts! The whole army kills a Neurax Worm and deals 1,000 damage to xXExtremeGeneralXx! The Woodlands Army deals 7,400 damage to The_Serpent! Jebus and the Giga Tank kill xXExtremeGeneralXx and deal 5,000 damage to a Neurax Worm! Tricky the Clown re-appears!
LORD HELIX and his Yanmega deal 6,000 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen! Engie and Co. deal 6,000 damage to Fly Army 1! The Neurax Worm deals 5,000 damage to LORD HELIX! The Neurax Worms deal 5,000 damage to Yanmega! The Fly Hive deals 4,000 damage to Jebus! The Virtuous Guardians and Mutant Zombie (weirdly) also get infected!
xXExtremeGeneralXx deals 4,500 damage to Fly Army 1! The Virtuous Guardians kill 7 Grunts, but the Auditor deals 5,000 damage in retaliation. Kage Kami reappears on the Battlefield! Charitomb deals a critted 8,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army! The Constructs deal 4,000 damage to the Mutant Zombie.
The Grandmatriarch Army deals a mini-critted 15,000 damage to Charitomb! The Wrinklers deal 1,900 damage to a Neurax Worm. The Mutant Zombie misses its attack! The Mutant Creeper deals 7,500 damage to the Giga Tank's Giga Plating! The Heh. Godmodder deals 20,000 damage to Jebus and destroys a Gravestone! He notices the growing chaos in the Garden of Eden, but focuses back on being psychopathic quickly. His body begins glowing with a dark yellow light...
The Entity Cage Match is still waiting for two entities to step up and fight!
The Irradiated Creation Kit heals Charitomb! The Turrets deal 8,000 damage to NETHer(BRIc)K! The Deathclaws deal 2,000 damage to the Demon Portal! The Bloatflies do whatever Bloatflies do. The Centaurs deal 4,000 damage to the Demonhead Guardian! A Super Mutant deals 2,500 damage to NETHer(BRIc)K and another kills a Demonhead Guardian. NETHer(BRIc)K and \OLIvi[e*R] kill a DeaThclaw! The Demonhead Guardian deals 1,000 damage to the Garden Shields!
THE OPERATOR tries to lower the HELIX INTEGRITY, but fails! It then lowers theTRICKYCLOWN INTEGRITY by 25%!
[i]____________________________________________________________________________________[/i]
Detonation Core: IIIREADY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow:III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
- however many necessary 10/10's - I take the Thunderbane lance and the Fried Eggs frying pan and perform an epic melee sequence that hopefully finishes off the Grandmatriarch Army. (If not, all attacks by mua will be directed against the Grandmatriarchs until they're ALL DEAD)
10/10 - I summon the Black Soul Gem[Item] III (3 slots. If I deal a finishing blow to an entity, I capture its essence that can be used to boost a variety of things like attacks, upgrades, summons, etc. like a soul gem would power an enchantment in The Elder Scrolls)
The spaceship from my profile pic. falls on the Godmodder. (lol! wut?) [Right click and press "Search Google for this image"]
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thanks for the explanation, Twin, it was exactly the right amount of wall-o-text-ness to help me.
Having dug a stairwell down to bedrock I proceed to make a branch mine at diamond level large enough to honeycomb the surrounding several km2. supplies 5/20
Having just thought of something really dangerous I go and find MC alpha sourcecode and begin looking for something. searching MCAlpha sourcecode 1/3
Just to make this MOAR spammy, I launch several fire-and-forget tracker missiles with tactical thermonuclear warheads at The_Serpent and any other PG entities you feel like including.
On a side note, how does everyone else imagine the ingame player animation for typing something into chat, if there was one?
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So, according to my list, we should have some Wyvern Riders...
I quickly pull out the Staff of Pearl and destroy the Grandmatriarch Army!
If the army is dead, then I'll blast Sawbuck.
...
Oh sweet, Twitch didn't interupt me!
...
This is concerning.
What do you mean thermonuclear? I replaced them with antimatter charges. (crit Amper's attack)
WE HAVE A WIKI!
5/40
5/40
3/10
Potion if Invisibility 2/5x1
I start mining the Demon Portal with Fried Eggs (think about it, thats like efficiency XXXVII with its special power)
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where X is the number of charges they provide. This offer is valid once per post.
Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
I send another probe down to the battlefield, containing a radioactive bomb this time. Instead of dealing instant damage, it will deal little damage, but will be 'poisoned' for three turns. At every end-of-turn battles, they'll take damage from the radioactiveness, each turn dealing more damage. I attempt to direct the attack at the Grandmatriarch Army.
I also tell other AGs to vote for xXExtremeGeneralXx[BR] to do his attack. In case you have forgotten what his attack does: It shuts down all PG and H entities for one full turn, leaving the Godmodder exposed.
Alright. By the way, is this the UOSS or just some OSS?
It's just an OSS, not the UOSS. It is not an entity, rather it is a location(where the Tripod's currently being housed at for repairs) that only AGs can acess to (slowly)heal themselves up, but in the upcomming sidequests, PGs will be able to invade it. The stage's boss is obviously the MechJeb 2.0 core.
Before the sidequest takes place, no entity can be harmed within the OSS.
entities: under the sudden onslaught from the godmodder, the auditor decides it would be prudent to relocate, all of Project Nexus and its affiliated entities march into the Garden of Eden... except Tricky.
Tricky is ed. Tricky doesn't like virtual entities.
And he hates when people or things try to mess with him. You think you're so hot don't you?
Tricky suddenly glitches out, not coding wise, but in the sense that reality suddenly breaks. Tricky is abusing the death of the physics engine, with expert skill that comes from years of doing just that.
Tricky is now glitching out the fabric of reality, probability integrity: 95%
Tricky now only attacks twice regularly, those two attacks work the same as they did before, but now each round he directs another at intercepting the Operator. As probability goes down, all entities' attacks go hay-wire. Only entities affiliated with Project Nexus are immune. Attacks that fall prey to this disruption will never hit Tricky, although they might hit another member of Project Nexus. Yes, that means that members of Project Nexus can get hit by attacks from the main field (although they can't be directly targeted) attacks will increase and decrease in strength and get redirected at random, getting worse as probability integrity gets lower. Once it hits 50%, the Operator goes hay-wire too and begins attacking probability in addition to his/its regular attack.
At 40% Project Nexus troops lose their immunity to Tricky's antics, and at 0% everything goes berserk.
Tricky's attack aimed at the Operator has a 40% chance to instead undo damage dealt to his own integrity.
Tricky is no longer affiliated with Project Nexus and will sometimes even target them.
Tricky has a random chance to summon a train, this train will charge through the field and deal light/moderate damage to three entities.
The godmodder, being the godmodder, is not affected by the probability and mathematical weakening being caused by Tricky, and in fact gains power from it when he isn't targeting Tricky. Uh oh.
Tricky does have a weakness, its his in-canon one, when Hank gets summoned (the altar of power should be on the field as a neutral right now) Tricky will pretty much get two-shotted if he isn't dead yet.
When Tricky's weakness is discovered it will take three successful attacks from any source at all to instantly kill him. The attack that discovers the source counts as the first, nothing can heal the integrity of Tricky's weakness.
Whew, almost all of Tricky's screwiness has been revealed.
+X to any players who claim it
I brew the splash potion of rejuvenation with sugar 1/?
39/40 x2
3/15 x5
I splash myself with the potion of rejuvenation, then rush at Sawbuck with Broken Uranium's Umbridge and try to slice his head off.
Shouldn't we be stopping Tricky.
I want to kill Doc Scratch.
We're going after Tricky.
Fine.
+X to any players who claim it
2/? for my new potion.
I save up the first two 40 post charges and begin on the next two. 1/40 x4
4/15 x5
I rush up and stab Tricky with the broken uranium's umbridge!
7500 damage dealt to Tricky! Tricky has ??? health left!
Oh #^% You didn't plan for this?! You are really off your game... JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
STORYEDIT: And more additions... From now on stuff I'm removing will be crossed out, while added stuff will be underlined.
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These tunnels are getting claustrophobic... I head for the exit, only to discover that much of my stairway up is now a crater. Ah well, time to tard-pillar... supplies 6/20
Aha! AI: exp, right folder at last! searching MCalpha sourcecode 2/3
Noticing that KSP has been updated to 0.23.5 Asteroid Redirect Mission, I decide to redirect several hundred cubic metres of nickel-iron asteroid towards the PG side of the field.
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My 2 main choices are the enchanted deck or the void rift... Hmmmm... Which sounds more fun for you (Twin) to document?
It seems like people are charging multiple things at the same time, can you do that?
/nullpost
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
3/40
3/40
1/10x5
Potion of invisibility +1 (makes target entity unattackable for (GM determined) turns, costs one copy to use - limited to one per turn, 5/5 cost to duplicate)
I deal the final blow to Tripod by demolishing the rest of its integrity with Fried Eggs and collect he spoils, preventing them from falling into enemy hands.
+3 to piono and whoever charges my stuff.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
not sure I understand the concept of an "update" does this mean every time twin posts it's an update or what?
also the 40 post cap, how exactly does that work? I guess I'm looking for a pretty in-depth explanation of the rules... sorry.
if it is within the rules: digging the biggest diamond-level branch mine EVAR. supplies 5/20.
if not, /nullpost.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
DTG2 IS NOT, WAS NOT, AND NEVER WILL BE A SBURB SESSION. NEVER. IF IT WAS, I MIGHT AS WELL CALL THIS A HOMESTUCK ROLEPLAY ON A MINECRAFT SERVER.
It WOULD have worked, if not for...
Read what I said above.
In all honesty, the most likely reason for SBURB game constructs appearing on this game is due to the HomestuckCraft plugin I re-added onto the server. Purely aesthetic though.
Splash Potion of Coffee OOO Sugar = Splash Potion of Rejuvenation (1/2)
...Aegis stopping you!
You got the POTION OF NIGHT VISION! A potion that, when drank, lets you see in the dark.
Potion of Night Vision OOO Fermented Spider Eye = Potion of Invisibility (5/2)
You got the POTION OF INVISIBILITY! A potion that, when drank, turns you invisible, blocking mobs and other players from seeing you.
You deal 3,000 damage to Fly Army 1!
The Kage Kami gains 15 KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY!
The Microsoft Cloud will be added as a side-quest once you finish your charge! Provide stats for the various things in it when you are done.
\OLIvi[e*R] appears! You deal 7,500 damage to the Woodlands Archmaster since you are not actively trying to combo!
PSYCHOTIC killed!
The Tripod is removed from the Battlefield.
Your entities will do as you say.
You kill the Soul of Flame! Charitomb's attack this turn will crit.
Oh.
Your entities will do as you say. Again?
Alright. In that case, I'll make it 60,000 HP.
I remember the A.X.I.S! That thing was uber-complicated.
You can post 3 times per turn, but not once per 12 hours. Just make sure to only post 3 times and you'll be fine.
Alright. I was too.
I'm sorry, but I can't let this particular sidequest go through for the reason stated above. This isn't even for story reasons. Making this become an SBURB session would just spiral out of my control and alienate new players even more.
CASUAL HOMESTUCK SPOILERS AHEAD
Wow. Someone hasn't done their research. I never lie, I just omit certain things I say. I never lie, no matter how far-fetched that claim may seem. Remember that whole Green Sun fiasco which everyone fell for like a bunch of s u c k e r s ? I never said The Tumor would destroy the Green Sun. I only said it [i]could[/i]. And it indeed could have, if the Green Sun was actually there.
You can trust me. Just make sure if you have a question, be pretty good with your wording.
Alright. Project Nexus and all affiliated entities will adapt to their new attack structure.
You got the SPLASH POTION OF REJUVENATION! A potion that keeps you so alert and active that all of your attacks will mini-crit the turn you use it and your accuracy increases by 200%.
None of them can use it due to the overheal!
Alright. By the way, is this the [i]UOSS [/i]or just some OSS?
You deal 4,000 damage to the Woodlands Archmaster and kill 2 Jesters!
The Demon Portal gains 2,500 HP.
You deal 4,000 damage to the Soul of Ender!
You send out Constructs to the Garden of Eden!
Your entities will do as you say.
Who is "it?" Be specific in your answers. This test is getting graded, you know.
What
pumpkinBlack King?You kill the Soul of Ender! Some PG attacks will miss this turn.
You deal 5,000 damage to Sawbuck and freeze him for three turns, in which time he cannot attack and takes 500 damage! Attacks against him have a lesser chance of teleporting you as well.
You deal 3,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army!
No, you're not playing any game called SBURB, SGRUB, any minor deviation from SBURB or SGRUB, or any game that plays like the games listed above.
You deal 4,000 damage to NETHer(BRIc)K!
oOoOooOoh
The Napalm Bomb kills 4 Wrinklers!
You deal 3,000 damage to Fly Army 1!
You deal 7,500 damage to the Demonic Portal!
ninja's next attack will mini-crit!
You upgrade your Potion of Insivibility!
What
pumpkinTripod?This is a nullpost, since you have already posted 3 times.
An update is the term for when I (the Game Master) post, which is what I am currently doing right now. They eat up a good 1-2 hours of my life daily. And I love doing them.
You can only post 3 times per update. So, once you post 3 times, you cannot post again until I post. You can nullpost, though.
There used to be a global post limit in which 40 posts overall were allowed each turn. However, that method was scrapped and replaced with this (much better IMO) method. Now, the limit still technically exists in that everyone's posts added up shouldn't go past 45. However, if you do, there won't be any penalty for doing so except taking me longer to update.
This turned out to be kind of long-winded...sorry.
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[i]End-of-Turn Battle:[/i]
Project Nexus summons 5 Grunts! The whole army kills a Neurax Worm and deals 1,000 damage to xXExtremeGeneralXx! The Woodlands Army deals 7,400 damage to The_Serpent! Jebus and the Giga Tank kill xXExtremeGeneralXx and deal 5,000 damage to a Neurax Worm! Tricky the Clown re-appears!
LORD HELIX and his Yanmega deal 6,000 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen! Engie and Co. deal 6,000 damage to Fly Army 1! The Neurax Worm deals 5,000 damage to LORD HELIX! The Neurax Worms deal 5,000 damage to Yanmega! The Fly Hive deals 4,000 damage to Jebus! The Virtuous Guardians and Mutant Zombie (weirdly) also get infected!
xXExtremeGeneralXx deals 4,500 damage to Fly Army 1! The Virtuous Guardians kill 7 Grunts, but the Auditor deals 5,000 damage in retaliation. Kage Kami reappears on the Battlefield! Charitomb deals a critted 8,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army! The Constructs deal 4,000 damage to the Mutant Zombie.
The Grandmatriarch Army deals a mini-critted 15,000 damage to Charitomb! The Wrinklers deal 1,900 damage to a Neurax Worm. The Mutant Zombie misses its attack! The Mutant Creeper deals 7,500 damage to the Giga Tank's Giga Plating! The Heh. Godmodder deals 20,000 damage to Jebus and destroys a Gravestone! He notices the growing chaos in the Garden of Eden, but focuses back on being psychopathic quickly. His body begins glowing with a dark yellow light...
The Entity Cage Match is still waiting for two entities to step up and fight!
The Irradiated Creation Kit heals Charitomb! The Turrets deal 8,000 damage to NETHer(BRIc)K! The Deathclaws deal 2,000 damage to the Demon Portal! The Bloatflies do whatever Bloatflies do. The Centaurs deal 4,000 damage to the Demonhead Guardian! A Super Mutant deals 2,500 damage to NETHer(BRIc)K and another kills a Demonhead Guardian. NETHer(BRIc)K and \OLIvi[e*R] kill a DeaThclaw! The Demonhead Guardian deals 1,000 damage to the Garden Shields!
THE OPERATOR tries to lower the HELIX INTEGRITY, but fails! It then lowers the TRICKYCLOWN INTEGRITY by 25%!
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[i]The Battlefield:[/i]
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Gaben, Bubsy, Hussiebot.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 41,000/100,000.
Gravestone: [???] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x9.)
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x39.)
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 100,000/100,000. The Auditor: 196,000/250,000. Troops: Grunts: 500/500. (x8.) 1337 Agents: 1,000/1,000. (x10.) ATP Engineers: 2,500/2,500. (x5.)
Wood Jesters: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x95.)
Woodlands Archmaster: [H] HP: 13,500/40,000.
Jebus: [H] HP: 110,000/175,000.
Giga Tank: [H] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heavy Plating: 0/15,000. Housing cannons, missile racks, and miniguns. Giga Plating: 2,500/20,000. Housing railguns, flamethrowers, and drone bays. Mega Plating: 25,000/25,000. Housing energy core and shield generator. Improbability Cannon: 50,000/50,000. Regen: III
Tricky the Clown: [H] HP: ??? Weakness: Unknown. TRICKYCLOWN INTEGRITY: 75%.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 27,500/50,000.
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 970,150/1,000,000. HELIX INTEGRITY: 25%. Yanmega: 3,000/8,000.
Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 9/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 61,000/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.
Fegelein: [N] HP: 65,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 89,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Dispenser: Not built. Lv. 3 Sentry HP: 20,000/20,000. Ammo: 70/100. Rockets: 2/5.
Purple: [N] HP: 143,400/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
Neurax Worm Queen: [N] HP: 148,500/200,000.
Neurax Eggs: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
Neurax Worms: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)
Neurax Worm: [N] HP: 3,100/10,000. (x1.)
Fly Hive: [N] 35,000 Population. Fly Army 1: 1,350 Population. Fly Army 2: 3,000 Population. Fly Army 3: 0 Population. Fly Army 4: 0 Population. Fly Army 5: 3,000 Population.
xXExtremeGeneralXx: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIII Special: Goes full Huetard. Votes: IIII
Virtuous Guardians: [AG] HP: 2,500/7,500. (x5.) Infection: III
Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 100,400/100,000. KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY: 80% [i]Teleported away from the Battlefield, will come back next turn.[/i]
Kage Kami Grenade: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x1.)
Charitomb: [AG] HP: 40,500/45,000. Soul of Healing: 8,000/8,000 HP. Soul of Revenge: 8,000/8,000 HP.
Constructs: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x8.)
Grandmatriarch Army: [PG BOSS] HP: 1,150/166,000. Elder Frenzy: IIIII Regen: III
Wrinklers: [PG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x19.)
Sawbuck: [PG] HP: 41,500/100,000. Freeze: III
Mutant Zombie: [PG] HP: 56,000/100,000. Infection: III
Mutant Creeper: [PG] HP: 56,000/100,000.
Creepy Dummy: [PG?] HP: 15/15. Wearing shirt that says "Godmodder's Friend".
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 49/125.
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: 01001000 01100101 01101000 00101110
ROOTKIT INT̴̡EGRITY: 45%
Ó̵͝P҉̶E͏̨R̀͢A̴̡҉́͡T̸̷́͞O͘R̷͏ ̴̶̶͘I̧҉̢͟N̸͟͞T̷́͢È̛͢͠G̵Ŗ́҉̶Ì̕͏T̶́͠͠͏Y̵͘̕:̶̸̨͜͞ ̢͜͢͟0́̀̕%̸͠ ̴̵͟͠
SELF-AWARENESS: 100%
GLITCH PROBABILITY: 9,223,372,036,854,775,807%
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[i]Cage Match:[/i]
???
VS.
???
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[i]Garden of Eden:[/i]
Irradiated Eden Core: [AG] Creation Kit: 7,000/7,000 HP. Heals 5 AG entities each turn. ZAX Mainframe: 12,000/12,000 HP.
Defense Turret [i]Liberty[/i]: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. 5,000/5,000 Shields. Tesla Cannon: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Defense Turret[i] Independence[/i]: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. 5,000/5,000 Shields. Tesla Cannon: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Garden Shields: [AG] HP: 16,000/40,000.
Deathclaw: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x1.)
Bloatfly Swarm: [AG] HP: 500/500. (x14.)
Centaurs: [AG] HP: 6,000/6,000. (x2.)
Super Mutant: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x2.)
Constructs: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x10.)
Demon Portal: [PG] HP: 73,000/100,000.
NETHer(BRIc)K: [PG] HP: 25,500/37,000.
\OLIvi[e*R]: [PG] HP: 51,200/51,200.
Demonhead Guardian: [PG] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x1.)
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[i]Escape From Antichamber:[/i]
Flare Flames: [P]
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[i]The Forge:[/i]
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
4/40
2/10x5-(1+x)
Potion of Invisibility 1/5x1
- however many necessary 10/10's - I take the Thunderbane lance and the Fried Eggs frying pan and perform an epic melee sequence that hopefully finishes off the Grandmatriarch Army. (If not, all attacks by mua will be directed against the Grandmatriarchs until they're ALL DEAD)
10/10 - I summon the Black Soul Gem [Item] III (3 slots. If I deal a finishing blow to an entity, I capture its essence that can be used to boost a variety of things like attacks, upgrades, summons, etc. like a soul gem would power an enchantment in The Elder Scrolls)
The spaceship from my profile pic. falls on the Godmodder. (lol! wut?) [Right click and press "Search Google for this image"]
+3 to piono and whoever charges my stuff.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Having dug a stairwell down to bedrock I proceed to make a branch mine at diamond level large enough to honeycomb the surrounding several km2. supplies 5/20
Having just thought of something really dangerous I go and find MC alpha sourcecode and begin looking for something. searching MCAlpha sourcecode 1/3
Just to make this MOAR spammy, I launch several fire-and-forget tracker missiles with tactical thermonuclear warheads at The_Serpent and any other PG entities you feel like including.
On a side note, how does everyone else imagine the ingame player animation for typing something into chat, if there was one?
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
WE HAVE A WIKI
WE HAVE A WIKI
WE HAVE A WIKI
ALKDGHKFGHALDRTGKBAELDRHGUSOHT
( 6 / 15 )
So, according to my list, we should have some Wyvern Riders...
I quickly pull out the Staff of Pearl and destroy the Grandmatriarch Army!
If the army is dead, then I'll blast Sawbuck.
...
Oh sweet, Twitch didn't interupt me!
...
This is concerning.
I also toss in a vote for xXExtreme's special.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
WE HAVE A WIKI!
5/40
5/40
3/10
Potion if Invisibility 2/5x1
I start mining the Demon Portal with Fried Eggs (think about it, thats like efficiency XXXVII with its special power)
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X
Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Development: 2/34. Part 2/3.
I order a raspberry pi. 1/10 turns until it arrives.
I send another probe down to the battlefield, containing a radioactive bomb this time. Instead of dealing instant damage, it will deal little damage, but will be 'poisoned' for three turns. At every end-of-turn battles, they'll take damage from the radioactiveness, each turn dealing more damage. I attempt to direct the attack at the Grandmatriarch Army.
I also tell other AGs to vote for xXExtremeGeneralXx[BR] to do his attack. In case you have forgotten what his attack does: It shuts down all PG and H entities for one full turn, leaving the Godmodder exposed.
MechJeb's Big Plan: 5/30.
It's just an OSS, not the UOSS. It is not an entity, rather it is a location(where the Tripod's currently being housed at for repairs) that only AGs can acess to (slowly)heal themselves up, but in the upcomming sidequests, PGs will be able to invade it. The stage's boss is obviously the MechJeb 2.0 core.
Before the sidequest takes place, no entity can be harmed within the OSS.
Tricky is ed. Tricky doesn't like virtual entities.
And he hates when people or things try to mess with him.
You think you're so hot don't you?
Tricky suddenly glitches out, not coding wise, but in the sense that reality suddenly breaks. Tricky is abusing the death of the physics engine, with expert skill that comes from years of doing just that.
Tricky is now glitching out the fabric of reality, probability integrity: 95%
Tricky now only attacks twice regularly, those two attacks work the same as they did before, but now each round he directs another at intercepting the Operator. As probability goes down, all entities' attacks go hay-wire. Only entities affiliated with Project Nexus are immune. Attacks that fall prey to this disruption will never hit Tricky, although they might hit another member of Project Nexus. Yes, that means that members of Project Nexus can get hit by attacks from the main field (although they can't be directly targeted) attacks will increase and decrease in strength and get redirected at random, getting worse as probability integrity gets lower. Once it hits 50%, the Operator goes hay-wire too and begins attacking probability in addition to his/its regular attack.
At 40% Project Nexus troops lose their immunity to Tricky's antics, and at 0% everything goes berserk.
Tricky's attack aimed at the Operator has a 40% chance to instead undo damage dealt to his own integrity.
Tricky is no longer affiliated with Project Nexus and will sometimes even target them.
Tricky has a random chance to summon a train, this train will charge through the field and deal light/moderate damage to three entities.
The godmodder, being the godmodder, is not affected by the probability and mathematical weakening being caused by Tricky, and in fact gains power from it when he isn't targeting Tricky.
Uh oh.
Tricky does have a weakness, its his in-canon one, when Hank gets summoned (the altar of power should be on the field as a neutral right now) Tricky will pretty much get two-shotted if he isn't dead yet.
When Tricky's weakness is discovered it will take three successful attacks from any source at all to instantly kill him. The attack that discovers the source counts as the first, nothing can heal the integrity of Tricky's weakness.
Whew, almost all of Tricky's screwiness has been revealed.
+X to any players who claim it
I brew the splash potion of rejuvenation with sugar 1/?
39/40 x2
3/15 x5
I splash myself with the potion of rejuvenation, then rush at Sawbuck with Broken Uranium's Umbridge and try to slice his head off.
Shouldn't we be stopping Tricky.
I want to kill Doc Scratch.
We're going after Tricky.
Fine.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I claim piono's +3.
15/15 12 Year Old Army (Will explain all things next post about it.)
Microsoft Cloud 5/20
+3 to Piono
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
2/? for my new potion.
I save up the first two 40 post charges and begin on the next two. 1/40 x4
4/15 x5
I rush up and stab Tricky with the broken uranium's umbridge!
7500 damage dealt to Tricky! Tricky has ??? health left!
Oh #^%
You didn't plan for this?!
You are really off your game...
JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
STORYEDIT: And more additions... From now on stuff I'm removing will be crossed out, while added stuff will be underlined.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
28/40 x2
I red barrel charitomb.
This is getting confusing, will you update the story so far thing, Twin?
( 7 / 15 )
Sensors show that they're 50% of the way here.
( 1 / 30 )
I open up Steam...
I deflect the Red Barrel towards Project Nexus!
I continue to ponder where Twitch is...
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Aha! AI: exp, right folder at last! searching MCalpha sourcecode 2/3
Noticing that KSP has been updated to 0.23.5 Asteroid Redirect Mission, I decide to redirect several hundred cubic metres of nickel-iron asteroid towards the PG side of the field.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
"Well, okay."
I begin working on something festive.
Something Festive
1/40
WEHAVEAWIKIWEHAVEAWIKIWEHAVEAWIKI
My 2 main choices are the enchanted deck or the void rift... Hmmmm... Which sounds more fun for you (Twin) to document?
It seems like people are charging multiple things at the same time, can you do that?
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.