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Artorias, the Abyss Walker

4/20

I die, and I land... ... ...right next to my quest bed.

Sh*t­.

Flexible Tsar Bomba: 25/25
Liberty Prime: 31/40
Orbital Strike: 8/20

So, the Countdown didn't die? That's sad.

I drop the Tsar Bomba on the Garden of Eden. Why? To irradiate the Eden Core. And destroy a bit of the Demon Portal.
The Eden Core is now the Irradiated Eden Core.
Irradiated Eden Core:
Irradiated Creation Kit: 7,000 HP
Corrupted ZAX Mainframe: 12,000 HP
The Eden Turrets remain the same.

What's different now that the Eden Core's irradiated? It creates mutant AG entities to protect it. Occasionally, some of those entities will wander into the Battlefield.
Possible Mutations:
Deathclaw: 10,000 HP, 20% chance of spawning
Bloatfly Swarm: 500 HP (x7), 40% chance of spawning
Centaur: 6,000 HP, 30% chance of spawning
Super Mutant: 15,000 HP, 10% chance of spawning

The Eden Core creates a few mutations. The Eden Turrets fire at the portal.

I begin to delve into the deepest depths of my delusional past. The Dark Ages of years before this...

However, at the same time, some light comes out of this.

Regret Breach: 1/40
Health Targets: 1/20 (Minor)

Liberty Prime: 32/40
Orbital Strike: 9/20

I fire Antimatter Bullets at the Grandmatriarch Army.

I blast random enemy

I'm sure my Angolian slaves will help me onto my quest bed... hey... wait a minute!

They're running away! Those traitors. After all those hours I forced them to work on my project...

Luckily, a giant rock has fallen on them, and killed them.

Demon Portal [PG]: 100,000
Cannot attack.
Summons one DEMON every turn. Each demon is unique. Also summons one DEMONHEAD GUARDIAN each turn. (These ones are PG.)

This turn's demon: NETHer(BRIc)K

I HAVE ARRIVED. POWDER. YOU ARE DEPLOYING THE TROOPS?
Of course.

NETHer(BRIc)K [PG]
37,000/37,000
Attacks:
Hellfire Blaze - 4500 Fire Damage
Choke - 3000 Neutral Damage, Bleeding Effect for 2 turns.
Demonhead Call - Summons 2 Demonhead Guardians.

Oh, and I'm doomed. With the current number of Jesters and my HP, they could kill Lord Helix at full health in 3 turns.

PATELUNNNAAAAAAAAA'SSSSSSSS WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHHHHH!

I pull back both Pateluna's Weapons, and enleash a vicious strike on the Archmaster.

The godmodder sneezes, and with the power of that sneeze, I finally land on my quest bed. Phew.

My dream self takes on the same wounds as on the battlefield, and l lie on my quest bed on Skaia. An explosion of light happens, and I change from my Prospit pyamas to my fully realized Ace of Light outfit. I look around, and I see a lot of towers on the moons of Prospit and Derse: Opel's, DaVinci's, The_Serpent's, ninjatwist's and many more. I have officially God Tiered!

Recovered from my Grimdarkness, I become AG again.

37/40
37/40
3/10x4

Potion of Regen. 3/?

I shoot the entity with the lowest health that isn't [AG] with The Green Sun Annihilator, if it kills it, it fills a greater soul gem.

+3 to piono and whoever helps me

[XXX]

Unknown (9/?)
Questionable Charge (3/?)

Twin gains 3k health.

NOTE: The Fly Armies gain 400 Population each turn, and the Fly Hive gains 10% of the first digit each turn. (Right now, 4,000 each turn.) It wasn't supposed to change this turn due to the Fly Update, so thanks for not changing it.

I attack the Cookie Monster with severe RAGE because all my cookies are missing... So my attack is doubled in power!!! If that does nothing, then I attack the Creepy Dummy.

I use STARFALL(one of my 2 remaining 5 post charges) on Fly Armies 3 and 4! They all die!

Looks like the neutrals are the strongest side at the moment...I should start targeting Lord Helix...AFTER I've destroyed the Fly Army, of course!

40/40 Project deadly cuddles

12/20 Medics

Post 2 / 3

I quickly begin to prepare some guards for the Garden of Eden...
( 1 / 15 )

I then hit the Grandmatriarch Army with a PILLOW!
And by Pillow, I mean a Cast-Iron Pillow.
...
I think...

Too many hostiles...
INITIATE PROTOCOL 53
I use BSOD blast of a thousand ERRORs at Creepy Dummy, and also all hostiles.
I also heal twinbuilder.


Vulture Droid fighter x45: 19/40 (stalling for the other charges to catch up)
Hyena Droid Bomber x45: 19/40
Droid Tri-Fighter x45: 19/40

Programming: 12/15
Protocol 72: 4/10

Twin, in the last update, I wish to point out that I choked out Sawbuck, suffocating him, not wounding him.

38/40
38/40
4/10x4

Potion 4/?

I shoot bricks out of the Carnage at the Mutant Creeper

+3 to piono and whoever helps me.

Post 3 / 3

( 2 / 15 )
Call to arms!
We need the Paladins!

I create an integrity shield around LORD HELIX,
shielding his integrity from one attack!

[XXX]

Unknown (10/?)
Questionable Charge (4/?)

BTW Twin, I did reply to your message, so be sure to look!