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> 4/3/14 - POST 7000

Quote from pionoplayer

+X to any players who claim it (that does not exclude anyone, just please return the favor)
I add gunpowder to my potion of hyperness. 1/2? After this its just getting more and more sugar until it hits level 5.
14/40 x2 (thanks ninja and aegis!)
8/15 x3
WHY YOU LITTLE!!!
He's right my friend.
Why are you agreeing with him! You set it up!
Just because you're my avatar doesn't mean I have to agree with you. You're too inexperienced, Doc Scratch is already as far along as he's going to get, you're still pretty low relative to the heights you will eventually reach.
Your point is?
Doc Scratch could take you down if he wanted to.
But I'm you!
Not really, but I guess as of right now the only significant distinction is that you talk in blue text and I talk in the generic grey text most of the posters do.
I was playing the game this whole time!
Yes, and my friend almost took over. I think you should take my point.
shut up.

Ah, it seems my friend is venting his rage by smashing the Void of Heat into Sawbuck.

Hold on a second...
What is it?
Opel seems to have perpetrated something incredibly stupid.
What? How can you tell? He hasn't posted yet and we don't have time powers in this universe.
I have some limited ones, and opel screwed up big time.
How?
He wasted the 7000th post.
Seriously?
Yup.

I use a forward/reverse time flow to set a power trap for opel's next post. If opel fails to claim the power in time, it drops neatly into my collector, allowing me use of the 7000th post's power, albeit with a small portion of it wasted.

Potion of Hyperness AND Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Hyperness (1/2)

You deal 4,000 damage to Sawbuck! You are teleported to a random spot in the server. None of your attacks will go through this turn.

Opel seems to have claimed the power of the 7000th post, don't you worry!

Quote from OpelSpeedster

Post #: III (it's good to have three posts again)

I flick the Code Blaster into restore mode and blast it at the Tripod, restoring it's Demoboss Integrity more than normally.

The Tripod gains 20 ", courier, monospace">DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY!

Quote from pionoplayer

+X to any players who claim it
2/2? for my splash potion of hyperness... no wait, it'll probably be 2/3 won't it?
15/40 x2
9/15 x3
I begin my combo, tearing into Sawbuck like the overweight &$^@$%^!#$^[email protected]#$%[email protected] of a #&^%#$%^#$% he is using the broken uraniums umbridge
We aren't starting that whole split personality thing again.
SHUT UP!!!!

I take the power of the 7000th post I have trapped, then siphon it back to opel so he doesn't miss the oppurtunity.

EDIT: Fixed it, sorry if I looked like a douche, I did the edits to try and catch the 7000th post before opel made his second post, then went back to reading homestuck and forgot to refresh the page. My third post came out with all the other posts between twin's post right after this and my last post.
Sorry if I seemed like a jerk, wasn't trying to.

You got the SPLASH POTION OF HYPERNESS! A Potion of Hyperness that you can throw on the ground to affect other players.

You aren't anywhere near Sawbuck!

Quote from OpelSpeedster

Post #: III

F́̕͡u̵͏̀n͏n̕í҉l̷y͞͞ ҉̴è̶҉n̨͡o҉̷u͏g̸̷͜h͏,̢ ҉͜I̴͡ ҉n̛͢͞e̛v̵̵͝e̴͏r҉ ̕ģ̴ơt͜ ̷̡to͡͠ ̷̡̨t̶̷͞h̨͡e҉ ҉͠͠p̡ǫ̷i͏n̵͜͜t̷͘͢ ͜of҉ ̧͘s̨p̴̴̨e̶̕̕á͝k͏̷i̸̴͢n͠g ͘͡lik̴̡̀e̵̡͠ ̕͘thi̢s.̡̛ ̀͘M͝ą͜y̢͠b́͞e͏͡ ̴͠in͏ ͠th̢e͜͏ ̡͞d̷̨͟i҉̢st̀҉a̷̴nt͝ ́f͝u̡t̷̨͘ư̴̡re҉͢ ̕͜҉y̶͟͡o̵u͏ ̛w̕i̛͝l̶̨̀l̢.̴͝҉.̷̶.͡.̸̡̀ ̛*҉c̶r͠e҉͡e͠p̀͝͝y̧ ̶la̵̕͡uģ̸h҉̧*

....yeah. Get out, Instability.



REALLY? COOL!

I harness the power of the 7,000th post, levitate into thin air in the middle of the battlefield, and blind everyone with my light. When the ray of light is gone, all AGs are fully healed AND granted a special 'overheal' that is 35% of their main health(not counting other support health like plating and shields). Their attack rate at the End-of-Turn battle is also tripled.

You use the special ability Seven Thousand Special Support Squadrons! A healing wave cascades throughout the battlefield. All AGs are fully healed, gain a special overheal, and mega crit their attacks this turn!

Quote from TT2000

I use my Starry Night to destroy Fly army 4! My base damage modifier should be more than sufficient! Hah hah! And I still have 2 of my 5-post charges left!

You deal 7,500 damage to Fly Army 4!

Quote from Irecreeper

#milestones

(Post 1 / 3)

Charitomb uses Spread Cannon!

And I-
Urgh...

up start down left b right
I don't feel so good...

Well, I blast the Grandmatriarch Army with a blast of DESTRUCTIVE HAPPY ENERGY from the staff of Pearl.
Wait, what?

Your entities will do as you say.

Since it is happy energy, it doesn't seems to affect the Grandmatriarch Army...

Quote from NeoGeo4

I kill 24 other players respawn them and then use infinite tactical nukes
Game over I win all of you lose k bye






I activate my douchebag powers to do that. Can I do that?
To attack the godmodder

...

You kill 24 players in the server. They complain to the staff, who then /jail you, where you are banned from using any commands or attacks until next turn, and that includes tactical nukes.

Quote from pionoplayer

+X to any players who claim it
I finish the splash potion of hyperness
16/40 x2
10/15 x3
I use Sawbuck as target practice for Danger: High Voltage.

You are nowhere near the Battlefield!

Quote from Flare Flames

> Walk slowly across, forward, right 1/2, forward, left 1/2

Happy April Fools Day! Late! Woohoo.

Quote from ThunderCam777

[XXX]

Fly Upgrade (20/20)
Unknown (6/?)

The Fly Upgrade is complete!!
Ok, so now the populations are increased, and a new army has arrived!
Fly Hive: 33,000 Population. --> 43,000 Population. [Increases by 10% of the first digit. (4,000 Now)
Fly Army 1: 1,400 Population. --> 3,000 Population. [Increases by 500 Population.]
Fly Army 2: 1,300 Population. --> 3,000 Population. [Increases by 500 Population.]
Fly Army 3: 2,995 Population. --> 4,000 Population. [Increases by 500 Population.]
Fly Army 4: 1,700 Population. --> 3,000 Population. [Increases by 500 Population.]
Fly Army ?: 0 Population --> Fly Army 5: 3,000 Population. [Increases by 500 Population.]

As for that PM, I am still anxiously waiting....

Twin gains 3,500 Health.

I again vote for xXExtremeGeneralXx to use his attack.

I block TT2000's next move if it against the Flies. If it is against something else, I DOUBLE the power of the attack.

I attack the Countdown timer for no good reason.

The Fly Army has been upgraded!

I will PM you today.

I gain 3,500 HP!

You already voted for him to use his attack.

You block/buff TT's next attack!

You deal 2,000 damage to the Countdown Timer!

Quote from rougesteelproject

Da-leks are Su-preme! The Ex-ter-min-ation of all en-ti-ties will begin in forty-eight Char-ges
[2/40]


I claim Piono's +x, and boost one of his char-ges in re-turn.

Comm-uni-cation will con-tin-ue in this pat-ern un-till sum-on-ing is com-plete

The cage is wait-ing for an en-ti-ty to ex-ter-min-ate the in-fe-rior crea-ture known as tri-cky

who will ac-ept the chall-enge?

The reward for winning a cage match will be random each time, ranging from crit boosts, HP Restores, and other things.

Quote from Nimbleguy

5/40 Bill Cipher.
Also Twin, I cover the Godmodder's stuff in jello in BOTH real life and in minecraft.

In Minecraft, the Godmodder can deal with. He just eats the Jell-O! He is quite the fan of it.

In real life, you do not know the Godmodder's address!

Quote from 5l1n65h07

I fire a-

ERROR

ËRRØR

Ē̡̖̩̝͈͕̮̭̻̏ͭ̅ͣ̈ͦͮ̋́͘ͅE͂̑̈͋ͩͤͯ̈́҉̯͙͈̣̫͙̬̖͠E̴̯̳̥̜͚̱̤ͪ̃͐͂ͧ̒͛ͭ͑͛́͠͞Ŗ̛̱̝̤ͬ̓̋̽̔̑ͬ͐ͧ̾͌ͩͬ́͡R̵ͧ̐̿̂ͮ͗͌̽ͭ̌ͦ̚͠͝҉̣̺̜̻͙̠͖͎̖͖̣̣̜̰̻͓̲͓͉Ę͈̰̟̜̻̫̰͈̫̻̭͉̾ͪ̐ͭ͂̿̾ͦ̀͘͢D̈́̂͂̓̄̊̓̃͋͌͑̈́͂̿̎ͣͥͪ̚͢҉̗͓͓̰͇̺̠̖͖͟Ơ̧̘̫͚͉̳̆ͨ̋ͧ̆̈̽̊ͪ̂͋ͫ̐ͪ̀̀̚͡R̴͍̻̬̞͚̥̥̱̒̈́̆ͥ͊͊̍̄ͪ́R̵̢̛͉̰̞̣̟̣̺̙̥̭̱̗̐ͫ̀ͨ̎ͣ̓̄̿ͥ̎ͮ̐̋͢͡ͅṘ̵̬̮͓͔̮͖͌̏̚͞͝Ḭ̲̯̭͇̠̩̺͈͈͓̤͈̩̫̪̫͚̲͒ͪ͒͂̌̔̉͑̿̍̀̚̕Ŗ̡̣͔̫̜̺̤̤̟̠̣̞̰͇͚͚̖͙͈͂ͭͬ͗ͥ̌̆̾̐̎̾̈͊ͨ́̊O̟̠͈̞̞͖̹ͦͪͫͤ̂́͠z̡̲̺̟͉͕̮͉͉͇̲̟̱̜͂͒ͫͮ̎̾ͣͦ̑ͬ͡rͣͧ́̊ͥ͢҉̯̖̮͓̯̮̞̥̞͚͚͖̣̤̝͍̩t̨̢̤̰̻͉̫̪̮͉̭͕̟̗̠̠̩̥͖ͫ̆̑͗̍͋͗ͭ͒̍̍̏̓̽͐̾́͞ţ̸͖̤̭͕͇̳̋̌̓̐̂̓͊ͯͪ̌͠͠r̶͉̦͓̲̳̺̱ͪͦͩ̈́͋̔̌̒̆͐ͩ̑̈́ͬ̚ͅr̢ͦ̀̌̉̍ͥ̾̈ͧ̆ͥ͒̍͏̫̦̥͙͎̟͇̹͉̱͖̦̠̺̟ͅr̶̨͚̦̣̹͍̼̜̰̘̠͍͕͍̞̥͕̔ͪ̇̄́̈̔ͦ̎͛ͮ̃̑̈́̿͜r̢̛̦̻̺̲̥͕̪̼̝͈̹̀͆͌̆ͮ͊ͮ͢͢͜r̷̨̤̳̘̖͙̝͉͎̻̣̭͙̩̳͓͛̄̉͋͌͗͐ͭ̆̆ͬ́͝͡ͅr̴̸̶͉̥̼͉̪̗̥̈̍͌̊̑ͯ̐ͯ̀ͫ͒̿ͣ͛ͥͨͧ͒̔͘t̷̴̢͓̼̙̜͈̔͋ͭ̈̇ͩͬͫ͋̅̃́̄ͭͨͬ͋̈́͂t̷͇̫͇̞̰̰͎̖̜̠̊ͩ̀̀̆R̶̟̩̱͎̤͓̅̾ͫ̒̀ͤ̾̉̚̕͡͡R̨̢̥͎̞̫̺͔̗̋͂ͪ̏ͦ͛͂͌̒͐̽́͟




Damnit, error 606. Anyways, I-

INITIATE PROTOCOL 72

AW COME ON!!! *rages* I throw a rage chair at a random AG.

Protocol 72: 1/10

Vulture Droid fighter x45: 16/40
Hyena Droid Bomber x45: 16/40
Droid Tri-Fighter x45: 16/40

Programming: 9/15

You deal 3,000 damage to the Soul of Flame!

Quote from fseftr

40/40 x2
17/17 x2

I red barrel the remaining regiment.

The SKE2 Regiment turns into a lone Skeleton Battalion.

Quote from ThunderCam777

[XXX]

Unknown (7/?)
Questionable Charge (1/?)

Quote from Minor107

DARN IT BLACK MONOLITH!

Y U NO BREAK?!

In my frustration, I punch the Black Monolith!

If it breaks, just repeat what happened in me previous post.

The only thing that ends up breaking is several important bones in your hand!

Quote from PitTheAngel

DAWN OF THE FIRST POST: 2 POSTS REMAIN

12/40
2/40

Attempt to kill off the Countdown Timer in panic.

You shouldn't have done that...

You deal 3,000 damage to a Demonhead Guardian!

Quote from Irecreeper

( Post 2 / 3 )

Jeez, brain, what up with you today?

Anyway, I blast the Countdown Timer with a POTATO.
No, I meant POTATO.
Ugh...
I LOVE POTATOES!
Fine. But I'm using a EXPLOSIVE potato.

You deal 4,000 damage to a Demonhead Guardian!

Quote from DemonicDaVinci

Flexible Tsar Bomba: 22/40
Liberty Prime: 28/40
Orbital Strike: 5/20

Oh snap. Ooh snap. The Countdown has 10.000 HP left!
I throw Leonardo DiCaprio's undelivered Oscars in an Oscar Launcher and open fire at the Countdown.

The Eden Core heals random AG entities.

You kill a Demonhead Guardian!

Quote from ThunderCam777

[XXX]

Unknown (8/?)
Questionable Charge (2/?)

Quote from Endermod2000

27/40

Quote from DemonicDaVinci

Flexible Tsar Bomba: 23/40
Liberty Prime: 29/40
Orbital Strike: 6/20

Eden Turret Console:

||Eden Turret, AG Build
[ERR]AP Rounds Depleted
/modules
:Available Modules:
Tesla Cannon
E̵̢͚̝̝̺̣̰̣̖̠̩͙̞̐̒̔᷀̈᷃̍ͩ̓̈͋ͧ͌̐̈͟͞x̢̨͈̗̗̦̪᷊̮̫᷊ͦ̽̑͛ͪͩ͐ͨ͐͛᷅ͤ̿ͬ͗ͫͦ̚̕͟p̵̷̸̨͎̖᷿᷊̣̞̦̑ͦ͆͒̊᷉᷉̅̈ͣ͗̈́̂̎̄̃̒͡͞͡e̩̰̹̠̘̫̙̱̱̤̪᷊̜ͤ̉ͬ̽̌᷆͌᷀̄͌ͥ̍̒̃̚̚͟͡r͏̷̵̵̷̢͓̮̬̗̺̣̬᷅̉̎͛̔ͫͫͣ̊᷆᷄ͪ̿̎̽͢͟ͅi̡᷂̭͈̬͚᷂̣̻̤͔̯̎̅͛᷈᷾̆͒᷃̄᷉̈́ͪ̓ͣ᷀̓ͭͩ᷉m̶̢̛̩͉͙̲̩᷿̥̗͈̤͇͍᷇᷇ͫ͒͊͊͗͒͑̇́᷅ͯ͘͏̻e̶̢̙̬̝̫͎̻͉̠̬̣̞͇̜̙ͤ᷅̌ͦ̈́̈́ͬ̊̊͌ͨ̋̓̚ͅṅ̴᷊᷊̠̯̹̟̫͙̥̼̼̔ͮ̌̏᷀̇͊᷾̏ͥ̒͒̅̕͜͢͜͞t̵̴̴͎̮͓̥̘̺͓͕ͧ̊᷅᷇᷾̍́͒ͪ᷀ͪͣ̓ͤͧ᷀͋͞͡ͅa͍͍̲̲̗᷊̟̲̝̦̮̥̞͐ͣͮ̀̓̄̑᷅̔̓᷾ͬ̒͋̆͛᷁̉ļ̸̛̼͖͓᷊̭͕͙̟͖̭̬̏͊᷅ͫ̃᷀̏̑᷀᷇ͥ̽᷅̌͟͢͠ ̛̖͖̗̗͎̠̬̫᷿͇̘̂᷀̃ͧͦ̄ͩ᷾̈́ͮ᷀̃᷈ͯ̕͢͟͜ͅM̴̸̴̶̢̛̗̲̭̯̱̖̠̻̠̠᷿̦͊͛̏͂̃̐̓͗͐᷉͟͝͝Į̨̡̦̝᷂͚̲͔᷿̪͎ͭͤ̓ͯ̈͒ͫ̄́̇͐̕͘͘͜͡͝͠͡R̴̴̛̫͔͎᷿̞̗ͫ̓͑͋̂᷃ͬͭ᷃̐͛̂̎ͥ͋̎ͬ̾̑̄͟͜V̵̶̵̱᷊̣͎̣᷂͙̠᷈̈́᷉ͨͨͭ͗̑ͨ̇̒ͥͦ͌́̕͢͠͡͡[
Flamer
/module TeslaCannon
{INF}Module=TeslaCannon
/launch [target=Countdown]

The Eden Turrets use the Tesla Cannons to fire at the Countdown.

Your entities will do as you say.

Quote from ninjatwist321

I take this moment to deploy Raidriar's Warning.

As the battle rages on, we give our attention to a nearby forest. No one has any idea what is about to happen...

Suddenly, clamor erupts, and a brigand of savage masked warriors emerge from the wood!

And, as Raidriar has prophesied, they have headed straight for The_Serpent, while other creatures run into battle positions, against the rest of the field!

Wood Jester [H] HP: 2000/2000 (x100)

Actions
Blade Slash: Deals 4000 damage to the targeted entity. This action induces Bleeding for 2 turns, during which the target takes 500 damage per turn.
Dagger Throw: 2000 ranged damage to the targeted entity.

Passives
Ancestral Prowess: This entity cannot suffer from strength mitigations like Weak.
Soulless Minions: This entity does not grant kills to the Infinity Blade.

Woodlands Archmaster [H] HP: 40000/40000

Actions
Dual Blades: 6000 melee damage to the targeted entity.
Bladed Archery: 3000 ranged damage to the targeted entity.
Battle Call: Summons 4 additional Wood Jesters.

Passives
Surging Might: Summons 1 Wood Jester each wave.
Wood Jester Leader: When killed, half of all remaining Wood Jesters retreat, and those who stay have a 50% damage bonus.

If possible, can you summon The_Serpent to the battlefield, as well?

The Wood Jesters and Woodlands Archmaster appear! The_Serpent will be summoned as too.

Quote from Endermod2000

28/40

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man

5/15
Bean Growth: 2/5

Quote from The_Serpent

My Demonhead Guardian should have blocked your first attack, because of my command last turn. I immediately geal the Countdown Timer by healing it. By healing it. BY HEALING IT! By repairing it with a repair kit.

SO YOU DARE CHallenge me...
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE... COme at mE!!!!!!!!!!!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK... SPIIIIIIIIIIIIRAAAAAAAAALLLLLL... ATTTAAAAAATAAAAAADHISACCCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A wave of darkness shoots out from me in a spiral shape and spears through the Woodlands Archmaster's heart.

You will attack the Woodlands Archmaster.

Quote from MinecrafterMenno

I heal the Countdown Timer.

EDIT: Aren't the Woodland Jesters a bit OP? I mean, 100*4.000=400.000. 400.000. They would be able to take take a few 40-post charges out in a single turn. Unless it's for the entire group, then it's okay.

ninja changed their HP to 2,000 per person. That's fine.

The Countdown Timer gains 2,000 HP!

Quote from Irecreeper

I ask Lord Helix exactly what's wrong with me.
I then shoot the Countdown Timer with a CARDBOARD shotgun.

", courier, monospace">LORD HELIX thinks you are probably being controlled by the TPP Hivemind! He is not sure yet though...

You deal 4,000 damage to the Countdown Timer!

Quote from 5l1n65h07

I ERROR a random PG.

Vulture Droid fighter x45: 17/40
Hyena Droid Bomber x45: 17/40
Droid Tri-Fighter x45: 17/40

Programming: 10/15
Protocol 72: 2/10

You ERROR the Wrinklers! What this does is debatable.

Quote from MinecrafterMenno

I send a group of terrorists after TwinBuilder.

"ALLAH AKBAR!"

ohshiohshiOHSHIOHSHI

Quote from 5l1n65h07

I ERROR the terriosts before they get to twinbuilder.


Vulture Droid fighter x45: 19/40
Hyena Droid Bomber x45: 18/40
Droid Tri-Fighter x45: 18/40

Programming: 11/15
Protocol 72: 3/10

Phew.

Quote from Endermod2000

29/40

Quote from MinecrafterMenno

I ERROR 5l1n65h07's attempt to ERROR the terrorists, and boost their power in the process.

"ALLAH AKBAR!"

You cannot ERROR an ERROR! The world doesn't work that way.

Quote from TT2000

I attack something that isn't the flies!

You deal 4,000 damage to the Ace of Light!

Quote from Aegis-A095

32/40
32/40
7/10x3

3/? Potion of Restoration VII +++++++++ (Just assume that I used as much glowstone and redstone dust as possible)

I face palm a PG with Fried Eggs.

40/40 (I still had one) UNSC Preston Cole's barracks are finished. The Preston Cole is now capable of spawning Titan mechs (Prepae for Titanfall) and SPARTAN III teams and platoons, and small support aircraft.

+3 to piono
WHY YOU SHOULD HELP ME

It will speed the pace at which both of our charges fill and facilitate the end of the Felt.

Article 1A +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges they are doing. This offer is valid once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.

Article 1B term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.

...Fine. It would be a Regen Potion II, lasting for 5 turns. (1/5)

You deal 7,500 damage to Cookie Monster!

Quote from TT2000

I attack something that IS fly army 3!

You deal 4,000 damage to Fly Army 3!

Quote from Chaplain_Grimaldus

I have returned. This time however, I release something far worse than a Virus Bomb:

ARTORIAS, THE ABYSS WALKER

1/20

Welcome back!

Quote from engie_ninja

Arrival of Jinx: [23/40]

Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 8/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 61,000/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.
Fegelein: [N] HP: 70,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 89,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Lv. 1 Dispenser HP: 5,000/5,000. Lv. 3 Sentry HP: 20,000/20,000. Ammo: 90/100. Rockets: 4/5.
Purple: [N] HP: 148,400/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.

"I wonder if they've got any nectarines."
"We're in the middle of a fight and you go asking about fruit?"
"Nothing wrong with that."
"Können wir wieder um unser Leben kämpfen bekommen nur?"
"Okay, fine. Upgrading my dispenser."
"So what do-"
"Something. Jeez, use some initiative."
"AGHGHGHAHGHAGHAAA!"
"Preferably something that stops that guy."
"I don't like how his colours are so similar to mine."

You upgrade your dispenser to Level 2!

Quote from fseftr

40/40 x2
18/40 x2

I tackle the last battalion, or a random AG.

You deal 4,000 damage to the Tripod!

Quote from OpelSpeedster

Post #: III

I once again blast at the Tripod with my Code Blaster in the 'restore' setting, to further increase it's Demoboss Integrity.



I think you meant "ALLAHU AKBAR!".

The Tripod gains 20 ", courier, monospace">DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY!

Quote from fseftr

40/40 x2
19/40 x2

I repair the countdown timer

The Countdown Timer gains 2,000 HP!

Quote from Aegis-A095

Twin, in the last update, I ordered Calypso to be evacuated with the Mavarick.

33/40
33/40
8/10x3

6/? Potion of Regeneration VII +++++++++

I choke out Sawbuck with a Judo Fist Choke. IMMENSE PAIN!

+3 to piono and +1 to whoever helps me charge.

Alright then. Calypso leaves the battlefield.

The Potion of Regen is at 4/5.

You deal 4,000 damage to Sawbuck! You are teleported to a random spot on the server.

Quote from ninjatwist321

Oh, thank the higher beings there was no err...

Anyways, I use the Ellorium Autobow on a random Wrinkler before formulating another cluster of spawns to use.

You kill 7 Wrinklers!

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40/40 Project deadly cuddles

11/20 Medics

Wait how did the godmodder win?

The good godmodder is the same strength as the godmodder, i made sure of that and...

"Nope, its a decoy head. Basic godmoddic trick in the book."

Suddanly a flash happens and the good godmodder reapears behind the godmodder with the Notch's sword of banning and the Chuck noris's shield of Chuck noris.

The Goodmodder was banned! Since there can only be one Omega+ Level Godmodder in existence at any given time, the Goodmodder cannot be as powerful as the Godmodder. So, the Goodmodder got permabanned, IP-banned, email-banned, alt-banned, and computer-banned for the time being.

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/nullpost
Twin, may I point out something about Project Nexus?
Its soldiers are supposed to attack, not just when they first come out, but every round.
The Auditor is also a combatant, he's supposed to be countering people who try and attack Project Nexus, he isn't just a brick wall.
Thanks.
Also, when can I expect that alchemiter side-quest to open up?

I know. The early grunts aren't that powerful. The later ones start to get very powerful though.

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End-of-Turn Battle:

The Countdown Timer EXPLODES! A huge shockwave emanates throughout the server, creating the DEMON PORTAL in the Garden of Eden.

Project Nexus summons 5 Grunts and 1337 Agents! They all kill the Ace of Light! PSYCHOTIC deals 16,000 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen and kills xXExtremeGeneralXx! The Wood Masters and Woodlands Archmaster deal 7,500 damage to The_Serpent! He retaliates by dealing 4,000 damage to the Woodlands Archmaster!

", courier, monospace">LORD HELIX and his group deal 9,000 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen! Engie and Co, deal 6,000 damage to PSYCHOTIC! The Sentry Gun distracts him long enough to stop him from attacking Engie, dealing an additional 7,500 damage. The Neurax Worm Queen kills Tailow! Its Eggs turn into Worms! The Fly Hive deals 5,000 damage to Cookie Monster!

xXExtremeGeneralXx deals 13,500 damage to Cookie Monster! The Tripod kills 15 Wrinklers! Kage Kami deals 6,000 damage to the Auditor! He retaliates and deals 4,000 damage. The Grenades explode, killing 16 Wrinklers! Charitomb deals 12,000 damage to Cookie Monster!

The Wrinklers deal 3,600 damage to Kage Kami! Cookie Monster hits a Fruit Cart! "MY COOKIES!" He gains 5,000 HP. The Godmodder, still muttering", courier, monospace"> Heh. under his breath, summons the Creepy Dummy to his side.

Tricky the Clown gets into the Cage! He will duel another entity...

Sawbuck deals 10,000 damage to the Giga Tank's Giga Plating! The AGs deal 10,000 damage to Sawbuck! They all get transported to a random spot on the server, coming back next turn.

The Skeleton Battalion deals 1,000 damage to the Mutant Creeper! The Mutant Mobs finish it off. Looks like they won the battle! They then leave the Dark Cave Zone, get healed by the Godmodder, and join the fight on the Battlefield.

The Garden of Eden can't heal any entities as they are all actually overhealed! The turrets view the Demon Portal waringly...

", courier, monospace">THE OPERATOR lowers the ", courier, monospace">DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY, ", courier, monospace">KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY, and ", courier, monospace">HELIX INTEGRITY by 25%!
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The Battlefield:

Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.

Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Gaben, Bubsy, Hussiebot.

", courier, monospace">TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 44,000/100,000.

Gravestone: [???] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x10.)

Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x39.)

Project Nexus: [H] HP: 100,000/100,000. The Auditor: 198,000/250,000. Troops: Grunts: 500/500. (x15.) 1337 Agents: 1,500/1,500. (x10.)

PSYCHOTIC: [H] HP: 99,000/120,000.

Wood Jesters: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x100.)

Woodlands Archmaster: [H] HP: 36,000/40,000.

The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 42,500/50,000.

", courier, monospace">LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 980,150/1,000,000.", courier, monospace"> HELIX INTEGRITY: 25%. Tauros: 7,500/7,500. Yanmega: 8,000/8,000. Growlithe: 5,000/5,000. Litwick: 5,000/5,000.

Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 6/25. Bound.

Thresh: [N] HP: 61,000/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.

Fegelein: [N] HP: 70,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10.

Engie: [N] HP: 89,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Lv. 2 Dispenser HP: 10,000/10,000. Lv. 3 Sentry HP: 20,000/20,000. Ammo: 90/100. Rockets: 4/5.

Purple: [N] HP: 148,400/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.

Neurax Worm Queen: [N] HP: 154,500/200,000.

Neurax Worms: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x7.)

Fly Hive: [N] 43,000 Population. Fly Army 1: 3,000 Population. Fly Army 2: 3,000 Population. Fly Army 3: 4,000 Population. Fly Army 4: 2,600 Population. Fly Army 5: 3,000 Population.

xXExtremeGeneralXx: [PL] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIII Special: Goes full Huetard. Votes: IIII

Virtuous Guardians: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x9.)

Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 46,000/75,000. Thick Plating: 0/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Mega Laser: III Plasma Blaster: III ", courier, monospace">DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY: 53%

Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 125,400/100,000. ", courier, monospace">KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY: 55%

Kage Kami Grenade: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)

Charitomb: [AG] HP: 53,500/45,000. Soul of Healing: 8,000/8,000 HP. Soul of Revenge: 8,000/8,000 HP. Soul of Flame: 5,000/8,000 HP. Soul of Ender: 8,000/8,000 HP.

Grandmatriarch Army: [PG BOSS] HP: 38,650/166,000. Elder Frenzy: IIIII Regen: III

Wrinklers: [PG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x36.) Sick: II

Cookie Monster: [PG] HP: 13,100/100,000.

Mutant Zombie: [PG] HP: 75,000/100,000.

Mutant Creeper: [PG] HP: 75,000/100,000.

Creepy Dummy: [PG?] HP: 15/15. Wearing shirt that says "Godmodder's Friend".

Godmodder: [GM] HP: 49/125.

", courier, monospace">THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: Looks like the Game Master has experienced some font mishaps. How...unfortunate? Wait, never mind. He fixed them four years later. Hello from April 22, 2018.
", courier, monospace">ROOTKIT INT̴̡EGRITY: 48%
", courier, monospace">Ó̵͝P҉̶E͏̨R̀͢A̴̡҉́͡T̸̷́͞O͘R̷͏ ̴̶̶͘I̧҉̢͟N̸͟͞T̷́͢È̛͢͠G̵Ŗ́҉̶Ì̕͏T̶́͠͠͏Y̵͘̕:̶̸̨͜͞ ̢͜͢͟0́̀̕%̸͠ ̴̵͟͠
", courier, monospace">SELF-AWARENESS: 100%
", courier, monospace">GLITCH", courier, monospace"> PROBABILITY: 9,223,372,036,854,775,807%
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Cage Match:

Tricky the Clown: [H] HP: ??? Weakness: Unknown.

VS.

???
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Pool Room:

Dr. Christoff: [AG] HP: 30,000/40,000.

Giga Tank: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heavy Plating: 0/15,000. Housing cannons, missile racks, and miniguns. Giga Plating: 10,000/20,000. Housing railguns, flamethrowers, and drone bays. Mega Plating: 25,000/25,000. Housing energy core and shield generator. Regen: III

Constructs: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x10.)

Sawbuck: [PG] HP: 59,500/100,000.
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Dark Cave Zone:

Uninhabited.
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Garden of Eden:

Eden Core: [AG] Creation Kit: 15,000/15,000 HP. Heals 5 AG entities each turn. ZAX Mainframe: 20,000/20,000 HP.

Defense Turret Liberty: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. 5,000/5,000 Shields. Tesla Cannon: 10,000/10,000 HP.

Defense Turret Independence: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. 5,000/5,000 Shields. Tesla Cannon: 10,000/10,000 HP.

Garden Shields: [AG] HP: 17,000/40,000.

Demon Portal: [PG] HP: ???
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Escape From Antichamber:

Flare Flames:

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The Forge:

Quote from pionoplayer

Opel seems to have perpetrated something incredibly stupid.