I smash any and all DNA whatsoever that is not currently in a living being! With a hammer! And then I teleport the liquid to the freaking sun! Where it burns completely! And then I make a new sun to eat the old one! And bam! No more DNA!
Dang. I agree its bad to disagree with the GM and that was a little annoying, but you need to take a chill pill!
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The sky darkens (again) as the Low Orbit Ion Chair Cannon descends from said sky!
LOICC [AG]
HP: 30,000
Attacks:
Laser Burst: Fires a massive chair-laser, dealing moderate damage to a target.
Ion Chair: Stuns a target for one turn, and deals little damage.
Special: Fires a devastating laser, that strikes the whole battlefield! Deals 5000 damage to the LOICC, hits 1 AG for massive damage and 4 PG's for massive damage. Can only be used once.
Passive: It's flying! It can't be hit by melee-based attacks.
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It's been a week since I ran out of chill pills. It's taken a toll on me.
8/10
13/40
13/30.
Also I help out Aegi's charges. Cuz we're scratching backs. (Kidding, I got the message just like batman did. When the joker did... the thing. Know what I mean?)
I use Combat Operandi: Lvl. 4 HAMMERCHARGE SHOT at a random AG entity. This involves me charging at the entity, rapidly shooting it with Pateluna's Bludgeoner, and then leaping and striking it over the head/main body part.
Tagon's plan convinced the fleetmind, a huge conglomerate of ship AIs, to send aid. However, the vast majority of the fleetmind is busy fighting a war somewhere else, so only 5 ships are able to be sent.
Fleetmind Battleship: 50000/50000 shields, 20000/20000 HP (x5)(regenerates 5000 shields per round)
The Virus focuses its power-and deletes the entire Homestuck plugin! It deletes all data on it, scans the whole server several hundred times for remnants of the plugin, and installs deadly countermeasures that will cause 40% integrity damage to the godmodder if he attempts to reinstall the plugin while the virus is still active.
A lesser charge completes in the nether fortress. The nether fortress has 2 roles: 1, it acts as a fortress, allowing 1 regiment in it to only take half damage during combat, and 2, it has 2 spawners that can summon new types of mobs:
Blaze Battalion: blazes deal decent ranged damage, and set mobs on fire causing damage over time. in a regiment, they can shoot a firestorm to distract the enemy and reduce their damage, or set an allied zombie battalion on fire, causing them to take damage but increasing their damage and causing them to deal fire attacks as well.
Ghast Battalion: ghasts are flying, and cannot be attacked by melee units. they also deal double damage to army-type units due to splash damage. however, they can only form Regiments with other Ghast Battalions.
Wither Skeleton Battalion: wither skeletons are fast, deal high damage, and cause a withering DOT effect that can heal nearby wither generals. Also, they can cast a ritual that sacrifices a full battalion to summon a new Wither General with 10000/10000 health.
10/10 - passive uprade - The Preston Cole is in Geosynchronous Orbit, or GEO orbit. Melee attacks will not hit it and will not be attected by splash damage on the battlefield.
6/10
(5/5 cooldown done! 2/10 main gun)
+1 to Flare's charges! +1 to Pionoplayer's charges!
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5l1n65h07's "weapon": 30/30 (goal revealed)
I introduce you...
The XrST-λΣ!
Using the properties of a blackhole combining with the properties of impossibility, this weapon BREAKS the laws of physics. Anything that can be deemed unbreakable is simply broken by the sheer power of acid, hyper-gravity, and Impossibly infinite void of nothingness inside the revelation beam.
The only thing that can critically damage THIS is to deflect the WHOLE revelation beam into where is was shot from. But how? With a mirror? heheheh, that will break, AND it has to be 100% accurate, otherwise the revelation beam just bounces off the weapon. Since the revelation beam never reflects from a mirror and that its continuous, it's gonna be hard to critically damage it
XrST-λΣ HP: 80,000/80,000
Info: if attacked, 100% chance of hit for the weakest attacks, and the chances of the attack missing goes up for stronger attacks. 0% chance of hit for the godmodder, PG bosses, and PG Entities with impossibly OP attacks, regardless if buffed or not. 50% chance of hit for Neutrals. When it has it's HP below 20,000, the only way to damage this is to get to the core of the weapon, (located inside a cybernetic dimension bigger than the weapon itself which is guarded by entities I picked myself, which i will not reveal until that happens) and rip out its "coding". (Yes, I quoted "coding", because I added a surprise when destroyed, and it's not gonna be pretty)
Abilities:
- can rebuild it self if left unintended.
- if mini-critted, it will use PSI Shield Σ, and needs an attack with 9,666 damage to remove it.
- has a 30% chance of poisoning the attacking entity if it hits.
Shut up. You know what I mean.
11/40
10/10
4/10
(5/5 cooldown done! 1/10 main gun)
+1 to Flare's charges!
Dang. I agree its bad to disagree with the GM and that was a little annoying, but you need to take a chill pill!
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
"OH GOD WHAT THE HELL WHO GLUED A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE TO THAT PAGE?"
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
The sky darkens (again) as the Low Orbit Ion Chair Cannon descends from said sky!
LOICC [AG]
HP: 30,000
Attacks:
Laser Burst: Fires a massive chair-laser, dealing moderate damage to a target.
Ion Chair: Stuns a target for one turn, and deals little damage.
Special: Fires a devastating laser, that strikes the whole battlefield! Deals 5000 damage to the LOICC, hits 1 AG for massive damage and 4 PG's for massive damage. Can only be used once.
Passive: It's flying! It can't be hit by melee-based attacks.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
/nullpost
"Huh. Twinbuilder is a metaphor for Jesus in this reality."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
8/10
13/40
13/30.
Also I help out Aegi's charges. Cuz we're scratching backs.
Beth the Deathclaw, the Enclave, and the Flamethrower Tanks focus their attacks on the SUPER BOSS.
I notice that Flare Flames has updated his profile pic.
I make a devolver machine to restore the Helix Fossil's health.
I use Combat Operandi: Lvl. 4 HAMMERCHARGE SHOT at a random AG entity. This involves me charging at the entity, rapidly shooting it with Pateluna's Bludgeoner, and then leaping and striking it over the head/main body part.
Oh no
Project Redemption: 4/40
Thanks, Demonic daVinci.
I add metal to DaVinci's questionable armor, healing it.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
40/40 Tagon's Plan
40/40 Virus' Plan
20/20 Nether Fortress
Tagon's plan convinced the fleetmind, a huge conglomerate of ship AIs, to send aid. However, the vast majority of the fleetmind is busy fighting a war somewhere else, so only 5 ships are able to be sent.
Fleetmind Battleship: 50000/50000 shields, 20000/20000 HP (x5)(regenerates 5000 shields per round)
The Virus focuses its power-and deletes the entire Homestuck plugin! It deletes all data on it, scans the whole server several hundred times for remnants of the plugin, and installs deadly countermeasures that will cause 40% integrity damage to the godmodder if he attempts to reinstall the plugin while the virus is still active.
A lesser charge completes in the nether fortress. The nether fortress has 2 roles: 1, it acts as a fortress, allowing 1 regiment in it to only take half damage during combat, and 2, it has 2 spawners that can summon new types of mobs:
Blaze Battalion: blazes deal decent ranged damage, and set mobs on fire causing damage over time. in a regiment, they can shoot a firestorm to distract the enemy and reduce their damage, or set an allied zombie battalion on fire, causing them to take damage but increasing their damage and causing them to deal fire attacks as well.
Ghast Battalion: ghasts are flying, and cannot be attacked by melee units. they also deal double damage to army-type units due to splash damage. however, they can only form Regiments with other Ghast Battalions.
Wither Skeleton Battalion: wither skeletons are fast, deal high damage, and cause a withering DOT effect that can heal nearby wither generals. Also, they can cast a ritual that sacrifices a full battalion to summon a new Wither General with 10000/10000 health.
Edit: this should be almost at the post limit.
13/40
10/10 - passive uprade - The Preston Cole is in Geosynchronous Orbit, or GEO orbit. Melee attacks will not hit it and will not be attected by splash damage on the battlefield.
6/10
(5/5 cooldown done! 2/10 main gun)
+1 to Flare's charges!
+1 to Pionoplayer's charges!
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Project Redemption: 5/40
We are currently at post 30.
I pants Bug 0001, removing some of its integrity.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
(Why is it nobody ever wants to look at laughably bad fanfics with me :()
14/40
7/10
+1 to Flare's charges
+1 to Ninjatwist's charges (help me)
(3/10 main gun)
I start a 1/15 on the alter.
Lol
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Charge Factory: 37/40
Project Redemption: 7/40
Aegis's First Charge: 15/40
Aegis's Second Charge: 8/10
I call Bug 0001 a derogatory name, removing its integrity somewhat.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I introduce you...
The XrST-λΣ!
Using the properties of a blackhole combining with the properties of impossibility, this weapon BREAKS the laws of physics. Anything that can be deemed unbreakable is simply broken by the sheer power of acid, hyper-gravity, and Impossibly infinite void of nothingness inside the revelation beam.
The only thing that can critically damage THIS is to deflect the WHOLE revelation beam into where is was shot from. But how? With a mirror? heheheh, that will break, AND it has to be 100% accurate, otherwise the revelation beam just bounces off the weapon. Since the revelation beam never reflects from a mirror and that its continuous, it's gonna be hard to critically damage it
XrST-λΣ HP: 80,000/80,000
Info: if attacked, 100% chance of hit for the weakest attacks, and the chances of the attack missing goes up for stronger attacks. 0% chance of hit for the godmodder, PG bosses, and PG Entities with impossibly OP attacks, regardless if buffed or not. 50% chance of hit for Neutrals. When it has it's HP below 20,000, the only way to damage this is to get to the core of the weapon, (located inside a cybernetic dimension bigger than the weapon itself which is guarded by entities I picked myself, which i will not reveal until that happens) and rip out its "coding". (Yes, I quoted "coding", because I added a surprise when destroyed, and it's not gonna be pretty)
Abilities:
- can rebuild it self if left unintended.
- if mini-critted, it will use PSI Shield Σ, and needs an attack with 9,666 damage to remove it.
- has a 30% chance of poisoning the attacking entity if it hits.
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To test this weapon's power, I shoot the revelation beam at a random PG
I'll be making my great escape now!
5/40
Hmm, I am considering leaving these two after they finish and build another two that match their skills. A five man band of four, if you will.
I install an unnoticeable program on every computer in existence. This program uses all spare processing power to help attack the virus.
ORLY?
/unhide
/decrypt
/remove Program
I'll be making my great escape now!
Charge Factory: 38/40
Project Redemption: 8/40
Aegis Charge 1: 16/40
Aegis Charge 2: 9/10
I use the Ellorium Crossbow on a random non-AG or non-P entity.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...