12/15 for point defenses
32/40 for charge factory
16/20 for ire
31/??? for 5l1n's thing
5/15 for the present
3/40 for cybersaurus
2/10 for alchemiter upgrade
I pwn Clover if he doesn't answer my riddle fast enough.
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8/40 x2
also, flare, you need to say what you're charging, I have no idea what it is, or I might help them. Plus, its a little confusing. I'm not sure whether you're helping other people, or doing your own thing or what.
Buddha's Stone Bowl - charging 2 Impossible Requests at once!
3 - (1/8) Robe of the Fire Rat (no banning)
4 - (1/8) Swallow's Cowrie Shell (20 heal, definite hit)
Red Stone of Aja is directed at Trace. 20 damage default.
I "Dragon's Jewel" Bug #1, in this case shorting it out for 10% integrity.
Passive - "Advanced Impossible Request - Seamless Ceiling of Kinkaku-Ji" on page 303.
Uses - Flattens the Godmodder, doing a random 1 (most likely) to 5 (least likely) damage to the Godmodder and 50 damage or 5% integrity damage to the AGs.
New Spawn - Hina Kagiyama
Abilities:
"Purification River Deposit" - Can directly attack any "Integrity" for 5%.
"Flawed Amulet" - An attack equipped with this (charge up to 10 posts, relative to the amount of automatic counter godmodding required) will definitely work. Does not only apply to attacks, though...
"Blazing Misfortune Wheel" - PG attacks are nerfed, and charges for PGs take twice as long (total charge for same effect is extended)
"Ohgane's Flame" - AGs gain "Regeneration VI", making them regenerate 10 health per turn.
"Flawed Protection Ward" - Hina can't be disabled through any method.
1/20
0/10
0/5
Utsuho Reiuji is now training on a private server hosted in Gensokyo (read: Godmodder can't touch it!) against Mokou. Will definitely level up to Beta-Godmodder level next turn.
Kaguya uses "End of Imperishable Night - Crescent Moon" to begin the spawning of a new structure, the "History of Gensokyo" tower. This ports DTG1 into DTG2, adding all PG and AG entities from DTG1 during the "ACN Turret" period. If this is accepted, will spawn on 299. If not, a bridge called "Gensokyo's Bridge" forms at the time, which enhances the Everydimensional Portal and makes many more things come through it, both AG and PG.... (no PG Touhous)
What entity has the Impossible Requests? Red Stone of Aja fails due to Trace being killed! The OP Scale instantly destroys Seamless Ceiling of Kinkaku-Ji! Hina Kagiyama's passives Flawed Amulet, Blazing Misfortune Wheel, and Flawed Protection Ward are all also destroyed by the OP Scale!
The Godmodder can go on any server he wishes; he has superfluous hacks that allow him to circumvent any whitelist in existence. Therefore, the Godmodder arrives at the private server and drains Utsuho Reiuji of all godmodding abilities, so she is not even on the Godmodding Ladder.
Neither bridge is accepted! Only the Godmodder can summon entities from the first thread...
I note that the "Advanced Impossible Request - Seamless Ceiling of Kinkaku-Ji *BREATHE*" passive will most definitely not work (for a number of reasons).
I then begin work for the remaining two PWNs.
1/5 (x2)
(The total charge of PWN Robot Masters is 40, by the way, meaning it'd be quite effective in theory.)
(Also, if anyone wants to do some commentary [Think Angry Video Game Nerd or Nostalgia Critic] on bad fanfics, PM me.)
Wait-what? When was the UNSC Infinity summoned before?!
I summon the UNSC Preston Cole in the same, epic manner then. The second Infinity class warship in the UNSC navy; it was completed 21 years after the destruction of Requiem. It has roughly the same base stats but is more advanced. This time, the shield projecter is using energy shielding technology reverse engineered from the salvaged Mantel's Approach and is powered by the UNSC Preston Cole's MK7 6-core prototype hydrogen fusion reactors instead of the standard deuterium-tritium processing plant. Even with the difference in power output, the power requirement of the new main gun means that it still needs 10 posts to fully charge and 5 posts to cool before recharging.
15/15 discharge main guns at the Infinity Seal. Irony bonus still applies as the entity UNSC Preston Cole is a Infinity class ship.
25000/25000 HP 10500/10500 shields Every point counts.
Same attacks apply, though the broadside splash damage is unavoidable, and can now deploy armored assault exoskeletons, or Titans out of here, can be inserted into a live combat zone via drop pod.
9/15 on the alter (now applied to the UNSC Preston Cole)
4/40 4/10
I don't remember exactly when the UNSC Infinity was summoned, but I remember it was. Xentonic summoned it.
The UNSC Preston Cole appears in the UNSC Infinity's place! The Black Monolith creates a black hole that swallows the attack up.
I torrent a copy of the Godmodder's virus to analyze it.
No site is torrenting a copy of the virus, because no site has copied the Godmodder's virus! Legends are starting to circulate that it exists outside of the known Internet...
While keeping this game open in another window, I search the internet for any help...
And then, a Wikipedia post listing a list of viruses and worms appeared on my browser.
And on the post it says:
Virus Name: Rejoin
Info: makes the infected person re-execute the selected file automacally when exited out.
Cure: very hard to do, as the virus is encrypted.
Encrypted, eh?
Well let's see about that...
I take 50 or so decoders, and while I copy the virus into a folder, I begin decoding.
His ban ended early.
He has been gone for a while.
Reality distortion has corrupted the timeline.
"Which one of you did this!?"
In anger, I head straight for the godmodder and begin rapidly punching at him, and despite his matching every blow of mine with a punch catch, start speeding up.
[1/5]
Hey, you're back! It looks like your sidequest didn't exactly pan out, but you can try it again later, I guess.
I lampshade the fact that eating pie boosts my charge while nearing attack speeds that nothing could ever hope to counter, and react with surprise when the Godmodder continues defending past those speeds.
I create a hacked version of the Anti-Virus to destroy the Anti-Virus. Yay.
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY depleted! Huh... This entity has lasted for a while... t̷́͘͢͠h́̕͞͡͡a̵͡t̢͡͝͠ ҉̡́͡s̸̡̡h̛͜o͡͏u̷̶͝͞l̸̡̛̀̕d̢͞͏̶̀ ̶̵̧c̢͠͞h̨̛͡͠͞a̕͘҉͢ņ̵̛͡g̸͜e͏̶̀̕͜ ̧͘͞ş̨̛͟͝ó͘͜͟o̶̧͠n̢͠
10/15 to the altar. (the altar is meant to be a way to allow players to have a bigger impact on the field by starting mega charges here. They can get assistance for these charges from people like me who are just supporting the charge, or from other people who want to use the altar. It isn't too unfair though, because every time it 'dies' it comes back on the next alignment)
24/25 brotherhood of steel
12/15 flamethrower tank battalion 1/40 for another "huge" attack
3/15 for the present
3/3 for my honed sword. Note what I wanted, I want extra swords all in one item... Anyone got ideas?
I stab Clover with a sharpened pool cue.
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6/40 x2
No, it isn't a straight 80 charge (actually, if he were trying to do that, it would be a 120 post charge...) but its actually three separate 40s that are all going to summon three related entities all at once. he's just saving the first one for now. It will be similar to how aegis summoned the preston cole.
You trip and fall while running to Clover, causing you to impale yourself on your sharp pool cue!
You got the HONED SWORD! A pretty powerful sword made of a nondescript material. If it was upgraded with a precious metal, it would likely be more powerful...
You cannot charge a "huge" attack, because you are already charging two big charges and one smaller one!
Teeheehee! You think you can hit Clover? He is just too lucky! You will probably miss or something predictable like that! If you answer some of his riddles, he might help you, though...
Anyway, I shatter the Anti-Glitch Robot with an Anti-Anti-Glitch-Robot Hammer. I then reduce Security Integrity.
2/40
2/40
Hmm, perhaps I will make them less how you say, generic.
I send a virus a web link. In it is the most CPU using website in existence. The virus tries to leave, but everytime it presses exit,it is replaced by 2 copies of that web link! A hydra of laggy websites.
-7 VIRUS INTEGRITY! -3 SECURITY INTEGRITY! The VIRUS may not be able to attack this turn.
I apply some coding to the virus that makes it appear to be attacking national servers. THis forces the FBi to investigate and damage the virus a bit in the progress.
I finally get an unblocked hit in, and due to how such high speeds work (90% of light speed = destruction = weight of object in antimatter) (I was punching at faster-than-light speeds), the kaboom is stupidly big. The shockwave dissipates entirely a nanometer away from hitting Clover, interestingly.
11/15 for the point defense systems. (everyone, the altar is a legitimate summon, I asked twinbuilder if it would be okay to use it as intended, and after explaining how it worked more thoroughly, he said okay [unless I misinterpreted him, but I think I'm okay on that bit] and it will work. Use this!!!)
31/40 for charge factory
15/20 for ire
30/??? for 5l1n's weapon
4/15 for the present 2/40 for the cybersaurus I begin 1/10 for a new alchemiter upgrade!
I ask Clover the traditional riddle question: what's in my pockets? Since it isn't a riddle, he gets 3 questions, since he can't see me, he gets 2 more, and since I'm not there, he gets 5 more, for a grand total of 10 guesses. I think that's pretty fair.
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7/40 x2
Alright, look. You are helping so many people out with charges that I have no clue who's is whos. Plus, you're charging overall too many things at once.
Clover can see you and he's right next to you! He then guesses what's in your pockets instantly.
3/10
8/40
8/30
It's usually around now when someone makes Twin angry by doing something against the rules.
I change my default text to Comic Sans. Where is your godmodder now? Muahahaha! Hopefully using something to get rid of his migraine. Those things are terrible, and this text isn't helping.Bold comic sans. Italic comic sans isn't that bad. Nevermind. How about underline? Nope. Strikethrough? No... All of them combined? Plus subscript? Wow. That was painful to type. Hopefully it's so bad the godmodder is stunned for this rounds' attack.
The Godmodder counters this by installing a plugin that changes all text he sees on his computer to normal Minecraft text!
12/15 for point defenses
32/40 for charge factory
16/20 for ire
31/??? for 5l1n's thing
5/15 for the present 3/40 for cybersaurus
2/10 for alchemiter upgrade
I pwn Clover if he doesn't answer my riddle fast enough.
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8/40 x2
also, flare, you need to say what you're charging, I have no idea what it is, or I might help them. Plus, its a little confusing. I'm not sure whether you're helping other people, or doing your own thing or what.
Sorry, I just don't know what I'm charging for on anything. Plus I like my charges to be suprises.
/nullpost
End-of-Turn Battle:
LORD HELIX deals 5,000 damage to The False Prophet! The False Prophet deals 3,000 damage to LORD HELIX!
Ross8815 fires a bow at Clover, and manages to deal 2,000 damage to him! The Tripod fires its Rapid-Fire Grenade Launcher at Clover and the Godmodder! However, the Launcher jams and is unable to be used for the turn! Ha! All of Tagon's Toughs prepare for an all-out assault against Clover, but their teraport malfunctions, and they are stranded in the middle of a far-away star cluster! However, they instantly teraport back, after their attack should be done. UNSC Preston Cole, the Constructs, and the Apex Army all attempt to attack Clover, but fail for varying reasons. The Enderman Portal summons 10 Rogue Endermen, which teleport to Clover and deal 1,000 damage to him! Matt uses Rage (although the Constructs failed to attack) and Natalie uses Thunderstorm, successfully dealing 3,000 damage to Clover! The VIRUS restores 4 INTEGRITY! A new Regiment is created from 4 Creeper Battalions and a Zombie Battalion.
Clover deals a critted 8,000 damage to the Apex Army! The Godmodder destroys the Enderman Portal and Tagon's Toughs! All associated entities go with the main spaceship. The Godmodder then notices a stunning lack of PG entities! He decides that now is the time to hop back into the Wayback Machine, and summons some powerful entities from the first thread!
SCP-682 added! Berserker added! Jormungandr Midgardsormr added! Oblivion, the Destroyer added! Endermancer added! SUPER BOSS added!
The Godmodder grins. He now has a proper army...
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity S̕͜͝e̴a͡l HP: 2/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Sonic the Hedgehog, Elsa the Ice Queen, Mickey Mouse.
Tagon's Actions: "Holy cow, that is a lot of enemies." Kevyn moves quickly and supercharges the teraport, then teraports the hostile entities to various planets outside the battle.
Virus Actions: The virus is Genry Savvy enough to know SCP-682 is resistant to most attacks-so it attacks SCP-682's integrity, combining the fact that it would be nearly impossible for AG entities to kill SCP-682 with the fact that its integrity damage ignores the rules of reality (not that SCP-682 follows them either). Because there is no antivirus to stop it, the Virus does insane amounts of integrity damage.
Mob Invasion Actions: "MOBS, ATTACK!" All mobs combine forces to attack the Berserker.
DIALOG: *pew pew pew* PA: All personnel, please proceed to interrogation wing. Breach detected. DDV: *fires exploding eggshells* Door bursts open, killing many BoS soldiers. ???: Surprise, Mothacluckas! It's the Enclave! Enclave Squad Sigma: Go, Beth! Kill these profligates! Beth the Deathclaw: *kills more BoS infantry* Enclave Squad Sigma: Just so you know, I'm on your side against the Godmodder.
The Enclave is here!
Enclave Infantry[x10] : Armor: 35,000/35,000. Person Inside: 5,000/5000
Beth the Deathclaw: 50,000 HP
Enclave Infantry stats:
[Strength] ST:7
[Perception] PE:6
[Charisma] CH:4
[Intelligence] IN:5
[Agility] AG:4
[Luck] LK:9
The Enclave Infantry use their Plasma Rifles to gun down Clover.
Onboard the TAG:
Tagon: "Why is our teraport usage not killing this *******?!"
Kevyn: "New plan: we teraport just his head, hopefully killing him with decapitation."
Tagon: "If he has any sort of blood-nannies in him, or any other ways to keep his head alive, that will fail."
Kevyn: "He appears to lack those sorts of technologies. However, there were reports of him surviving many effects that would have spelled certain death for anyone else."
Tagon: "Well, do it. its better than not doing it, right?"
Kevyn: "If this backfires, you are personally acountable."
(the TAG teraports the godmodder's head off, this is their action, not my action)
The virus adapts its tech to counter any attack on it that fails to use requisite amounts of Techno Babble or uses incorrect Techno Babble (after all, it was programmed with advanced adaptive technology).
15/15 on alter (Finished!) reduces all damage targeting the Preston Cole by 20%
I use a leprechaun smithed mortar to blast Clover!
(2/5 cooldown)
(Twinbuilder, does the 3 post rule apply to small charges? If no, 1/10 Also, on that note, I think a end-of-turn resetting 40000 hp shield is gamebreaker. We can compromise at 15000 hp right?)
I increase Security Integrity. And I block The_Serpent's attack with an Anti-Anti-Anti-Glitch-Robot-Hammer-Sledgehammer.
32/40 for charge factory
16/20 for ire
31/??? for 5l1n's thing
5/15 for the present
3/40 for cybersaurus
2/10 for alchemiter upgrade
I pwn Clover if he doesn't answer my riddle fast enough.
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8/40 x2
also, flare, you need to say what you're charging, I have no idea what it is, or I might help them. Plus, its a little confusing. I'm not sure whether you're helping other people, or doing your own thing or what.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
With the table gone, I CAN FINISH THIS.
Apply paint.
I do this to the Godmodder:
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
5/40
5/10
+1 to pionoplayer's charges
I machinegun clover with pool balls of high explosive...
13/15 on the alter
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
/nullpost
Your chainsaw jams!
What entity has the Impossible Requests? Red Stone of Aja fails due to Trace being killed! The OP Scale instantly destroys Seamless Ceiling of Kinkaku-Ji! Hina Kagiyama's passives Flawed Amulet, Blazing Misfortune Wheel, and Flawed Protection Ward are all also destroyed by the OP Scale!
The Godmodder can go on any server he wishes; he has superfluous hacks that allow him to circumvent any whitelist in existence. Therefore, the Godmodder arrives at the private server and drains Utsuho Reiuji of all godmodding abilities, so she is not even on the Godmodding Ladder.
Neither bridge is accepted! Only the Godmodder can summon entities from the first thread...
/give Wands x2 = 2 /give Wands {1/1}
Natalie the Mage stores the /give WANDS in her INVENTORY.
I don't remember exactly when the UNSC Infinity was summoned, but I remember it was. Xentonic summoned it.
The UNSC Preston Cole appears in the UNSC Infinity's place! The Black Monolith creates a black hole that swallows the attack up.
No site is torrenting a copy of the virus, because no site has copied the Godmodder's virus! Legends are starting to circulate that it exists outside of the known Internet...
Both of their INTEGRITIES are lowered by 3!
Hey, you're back! It looks like your sidequest didn't exactly pan out, but you can try it again later, I guess.
Your entities will do as you say.
The Mentats will cause your next attack to minicrit!
All of the drones cease to function, and fall to the ground!
Hey! No one touch my DNA! IT'S MINE AND MINE ALONE! You probably can't even handle its power; I'm a FIRST ̀͡G͡͏̕UA͝R̴͜D͘͞I͏A̕N!͘͠ ́҉̡S̀h́͠e҉҉e͜sh...
-2 ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY! +1 GLITCH RESISTANCE!
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY depleted! Huh... This entity has lasted for a while... t̷́͘͢͠h́̕͞͡͡a̵͡t̢͡͝͠ ҉̡́͡s̸̡̡h̛͜o͡͏u̷̶͝͞l̸̡̛̀̕d̢͞͏̶̀ ̶̵̧c̢͠͞h̨̛͡͠͞a̕͘҉͢ņ̵̛͡g̸͜e͏̶̀̕͜ ̧͘͞ş̨̛͟͝ó͘͜͟o̶̧͠n̢͠
You trip and fall while running to Clover, causing you to impale yourself on your sharp pool cue!
You got the HONED SWORD! A pretty powerful sword made of a nondescript material. If it was upgraded with a precious metal, it would likely be more powerful...
You cannot charge a "huge" attack, because you are already charging two big charges and one smaller one!
Anti-Glitch Robot weakened! -4 SECURITY INTEGRITY!
-7 VIRUS INTEGRITY! -3 SECURITY INTEGRITY! The VIRUS may not be able to attack this turn.
You disable its internet connection, but are too late to stop the attack. The Tripod will do as you say.
He always had respawns; what are you talking about? The fact does nothing!
Shields fully restored.
The sandstorm travels with the wind, which blows into the far east, away from Clover.
-6 SECURITY INTEGRITY!
Clover accepts! The LIMIT BREAK bars were always there.
GODMODDER: Is that all you've got? Try harder, noob.
50 damage to the Godmodder!
Remember, you can't do anything other than charges for 3 turns! Your entities will do as you say.
Clover answers the question! However, the incoming paradox doesn't affect him, and destroys the Research Drones instead!
The Comic Sans somehow restore the Godmodder's health, healing 50 HP!
Alright, look. You are helping so many people out with charges that I have no clue who's is whos. Plus, you're charging overall too many things at once.
Clover can see you and he's right next to you! He then guesses what's in your pockets instantly.
The Godmodder counters this by installing a plugin that changes all text he sees on his computer to normal Minecraft text!
3,000 damage to The False Prophet! +3 SECURITY INTEGRITY! You don't block the attack in time!
-4 INTEGRITY!
The Godmodder is smart enough to simply walk out of the trap.
The explosives randomly detonate inside the machinegun before you fire with it, destroying the gun and the pool balls!
End-of-Turn Battle:
LORD HELIX deals 5,000 damage to The False Prophet! The False Prophet deals 3,000 damage to LORD HELIX!
Ross8815 fires a bow at Clover, and manages to deal 2,000 damage to him! The Tripod fires its Rapid-Fire Grenade Launcher at Clover and the Godmodder! However, the Launcher jams and is unable to be used for the turn! Ha! All of Tagon's Toughs prepare for an all-out assault against Clover, but their teraport malfunctions, and they are stranded in the middle of a far-away star cluster! However, they instantly teraport back, after their attack should be done. UNSC Preston Cole, the Constructs, and the Apex Army all attempt to attack Clover, but fail for varying reasons. The Enderman Portal summons 10 Rogue Endermen, which teleport to Clover and deal 1,000 damage to him! Matt uses Rage (although the Constructs failed to attack) and Natalie uses Thunderstorm, successfully dealing 3,000 damage to Clover! The VIRUS restores 4 INTEGRITY! A new Regiment is created from 4 Creeper Battalions and a Zombie Battalion.
Clover deals a critted 8,000 damage to the Apex Army! The Godmodder destroys the Enderman Portal and Tagon's Toughs! All associated entities go with the main spaceship. The Godmodder then notices a stunning lack of PG entities! He decides that now is the time to hop back into the Wayback Machine, and summons some powerful entities from the first thread!
SCP-682 added! Berserker added! Jormungandr Midgardsormr added! Oblivion, the Destroyer added! Endermancer added! SUPER BOSS added!
The Godmodder grins. He now has a proper army...
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity S̕͜͝e̴a͡l HP: 2/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Sonic the Hedgehog, Elsa the Ice Queen, Mickey Mouse.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 56,000/100,000. Holding Ubercharge Canteen. Constructs: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.)
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 987,000/1,000,000.
The False Prophet: [N] HP: 11,500/50,000.
Ross8815: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Makes a redstone contraption. Votes: IIII
Altar of Power: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 75,000/75,000. Thick Plating: 125,000/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Shields: 20,000/20,000.
UNSC Preston Cole: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields: 40,000/40,000.
Constructs: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x9.)
Apex Army: [AG] HP: 59,000/60,000.
DemonicDaVinci's Questionable Armor: [AG] AP: 39,000/40,000.
Matt the Swordsman: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Limit Bar: IIIIIIIIII
Natalie the Mage: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Limit Bar: IIIIIIIIII
Clover: [PG] HP: 34,000/40,000.
SCP-682: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000.
Berserker: [PG] HP: 150,000/150,000.
Jormungandr Midgardsormr: [PG] HP: 85,000/85,000.
Oblivion, The Destroyer: [PG] HP: 90,000/90,000.
Endermancer: [PG] HP: 70,000/70,000.
SUPER BOSS: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 51/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [AG] HP: am/\/\//i/ali1111ve33?
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 56%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 43%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 0%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 36% (RESTORED EACH TURN BY ANTI-GLITCH ROBOT.)
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 0%
BUG 0001: [PG] INTEGRITY: 93%. GLITCHINESS: 7%. REPLICATION: 9%.
BUG 0002: [PG] INTEGRITY: 97%. GLITCHINESS: 5%. REPLICATION: 9%.
Dark Cave Zone:
Skeleton Battalion: [AG] HP: 2,500/10,000. Can counter-attack any attackers.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Can attack three times.
ZOM2-SKE2-END1 Regiment: [AG] ZOM: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x2.) SKE: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x2.) END: 10,000/10,000 HP.
END5 Regiment: [AG] END: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.)
CRP4-ZOM1 Regiment: [AG] CRP: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x4.) ZOM: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 16,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to a mob every round.
Stationary Dungeon: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Styleflow: [AG] Status: Idle
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Idle
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
TT2000: [N] Status: On Vacation
33/40 Virus' Actions
13/20 Nether Fortress
Tagon's Actions: "Holy cow, that is a lot of enemies." Kevyn moves quickly and supercharges the teraport, then teraports the hostile entities to various planets outside the battle.
Virus Actions: The virus is Genry Savvy enough to know SCP-682 is resistant to most attacks-so it attacks SCP-682's integrity, combining the fact that it would be nearly impossible for AG entities to kill SCP-682 with the fact that its integrity damage ignores the rules of reality (not that SCP-682 follows them either). Because there is no antivirus to stop it, the Virus does insane amounts of integrity damage.
Mob Invasion Actions: "MOBS, ATTACK!" All mobs combine forces to attack the Berserker.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I begin Project Redemtion, a project attributed to researching darkness and fear. 1/40
I send troops to the Apex Army, healing them.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Flamethrower Tank Battalion: 13/15
DIALOG:
*pew pew pew*
PA: All personnel, please proceed to interrogation wing. Breach detected.
DDV: *fires exploding eggshells*
Door bursts open, killing many BoS soldiers.
???: Surprise, Mothacluckas! It's the Enclave!
Enclave Squad Sigma: Go, Beth! Kill these profligates!
Beth the Deathclaw: *kills more BoS infantry*
Enclave Squad Sigma: Just so you know, I'm on your side against the Godmodder.
The Enclave is here!
Enclave Infantry[x10] : Armor: 35,000/35,000. Person Inside: 5,000/5000
Beth the Deathclaw: 50,000 HP
Enclave Infantry stats:
[Strength] ST:7
[Perception] PE:6
[Charisma] CH:4
[Intelligence] IN:5
[Agility] AG:4
[Luck] LK:9
The Enclave Infantry use their Plasma Rifles to gun down Clover.
/nullpost
34/40 Virus' Action
14/20 Nether Fortress
Onboard the TAG:
Tagon: "Why is our teraport usage not killing this *******?!"
Kevyn: "New plan: we teraport just his head, hopefully killing him with decapitation."
Tagon: "If he has any sort of blood-nannies in him, or any other ways to keep his head alive, that will fail."
Kevyn: "He appears to lack those sorts of technologies. However, there were reports of him surviving many effects that would have spelled certain death for anyone else."
Tagon: "Well, do it. its better than not doing it, right?"
Kevyn: "If this backfires, you are personally acountable."
(the TAG teraports the godmodder's head off, this is their action, not my action)
( 18 / 20 )
Painting is AWESOME.
Matt uses a RAGE-BUFFED Wind-Slash!
Natalie uses Lucky Star on the Endermancer!
I fire a water pistol at the Endermancer.
And not just a normal one...
It's super-high powered, shoots out torrents of water and the water is boiling!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
6/40
6/10
+1 to pionoplayer's charges.
The Preston Cole launches a frigate to perform a strafe on Clover and returns.
14/15 on alter
(1/5 main gun cooldown is separate from charges)
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
35/40 Virus' Plan
15/20 Nether Fortress
The virus adapts its tech to counter any attack on it that fails to use requisite amounts of Techno Babble or uses incorrect Techno Babble (after all, it was programmed with advanced adaptive technology).
+1 to Irecreeper's Charge
7/40
7/10
15/15 on alter (Finished!) reduces all damage targeting the Preston Cole by 20%
I use a leprechaun smithed mortar to blast Clover!
(2/5 cooldown)
(Twinbuilder, does the 3 post rule apply to small charges? If no, 1/10 Also, on that note, I think a end-of-turn resetting 40000 hp shield is gamebreaker. We can compromise at 15000 hp right?)
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
36/40 Virus' Plan
16/20 Nether Fortress