Tagon's Actions: "Holy cow, that is a lot of enemies." Kevyn moves quickly and supercharges the teraport, then teraports the hostile entities to various planets outside the battle.
Virus Actions: The virus is Genry Savvy enough to know SCP-682 is resistant to most attacks-so it attacks SCP-682's integrity, combining the fact that it would be nearly impossible for AG entities to kill SCP-682 with the fact that its integrity damage ignores the rules of reality (not that SCP-682 follows them either). Because there is no antivirus to stop it, the Virus does insane amounts of integrity damage.
Mob Invasion Actions: "MOBS, ATTACK!" All mobs combine forces to attack the Berserker.
Your entities will do what you say. Tagon's Toughs are dead!
DIALOG: *pew pew pew* PA: All personnel, please proceed to interrogation wing. Breach detected. DDV: *fires exploding eggshells* Door bursts open, killing many BoS soldiers. ???: Surprise, Mothacluckas! It's the Enclave! Enclave Squad Sigma: Go, Beth! Kill these profligates! Beth the Deathclaw: *kills more BoS infantry* Enclave Squad Sigma: Just so you know, I'm on your side against the Godmodder.
The Enclave is here!
Enclave Infantry[x10] : Armor: 35,000/35,000. Person Inside: 5,000/5000
Beth the Deathclaw: 50,000 HP
Enclave Infantry stats:
[Strength] ST:7
[Perception] PE:6
[Charisma] CH:4
[Intelligence] IN:5
[Agility] AG:4
[Luck] LK:9
The Enclave Infantry use their Plasma Rifles to gun down Clover.
Beth the Deathclaw and the Enclave Infantry appear, with much less HP than that! They will try to attack Clover.
Onboard the TAG:
Tagon: "Why is our teraport usage not killing this *******?!"
Kevyn: "New plan: we teraport just his head, hopefully killing him with decapitation."
Tagon: "If he has any sort of blood-nannies in him, or any other ways to keep his head alive, that will fail."
Kevyn: "He appears to lack those sorts of technologies. However, there were reports of him surviving many effects that would have spelled certain death for anyone else."
Tagon: "Well, do it. its better than not doing it, right?"
Kevyn: "If this backfires, you are personally acountable."
(the TAG teraports the godmodder's head off, this is their action, not my action)
The virus adapts its tech to counter any attack on it that fails to use requisite amounts of Techno Babble or uses incorrect Techno Babble (after all, it was programmed with advanced adaptive technology).
So what you're saying is that the VIRUS counterattacks people's attacks with technobabble?
15/15 on alter (Finished!) reduces all damage targeting the Preston Cole by 20%
I use a leprechaun smithed mortar to blast Clover!
(2/5 cooldown)
(Twinbuilder, does the 3 post rule apply to small charges? If no, 1/10 Also, on that note, I think a end-of-turn resetting 40000 hp shield is gamebreaker. We can compromise at 15000 hp right?)
All damage against the Preston Cole is reduced by 20%!
The fact that it was smithed by a leprechaun completely negates any luck it would have, since you are facing off against the MASTER leprechaun.
Mokou: Shatter, "Boundary of Banhammer's Impact"! Mokou has been unbanned!
Kaguya has the Five Impossible Requests, and can use them!
Seamless Ceiling of Kinkaku-Ji - Page 299 Activation
Does 100-500 damage to 1-4 PG entities. If used on the Godmodder, it weakens the Godmodder's summons for 1 turn.
A long, long corridor. Is it a lunatic delusion being shown by someone?
Through the damaged world of the Godmodder, the memory of this closer moon was sweet and slim.
Five Impossible Requests Status:
1 - Dragon's Jewel - IIIIIIII - Lightning - fire - 20 damage
2 - Buddha's Stone Bowl - IIIIIIII - Charges sped up
3 - Robe of Fire Rat - IIIIIIII - Ban Immunity
4 - Swallow's Shell - IIIIIIII - Heals 20
5 - Jeweled Branch of Hourai - IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - Spams innumerable bullets
The Godmodder IP Bans Mokou and all possible alts!
I trap Clover with horseglue, rendering him/her/it paralyzed.
Beth the Deathclaw goes berserk on the Berserker.
Enclave Infantry uses a Super Sledge that they stole against the Endermancer.
Can anyone explain to me how the Everydimensional Portal works? Thanks.
Your entities are already attacking Clover!
Clover is trapped in horseglue!
The way the Everydimensional Portal works is like this: it can summon a random entity. You can choose what that entity will be, as long as it wasn't summoned before and the idea slot is open (which it is not right now.)
+1 to Ninjatwist's the charges (if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours)
+1 to pionoplayer's charges
I order the Preston Cole to perform a sustained orbital bombardment of the Infinity Seal (think WWII type bombardments that lasted for hours except with railguns, guided missiles, and 40mm Gatlings. This burns this turns attack for the Preston Cole).
Grr... 682, my one of my greatest enemies. I obtain SCP-117 from my bag in response to this. You see, I happen to work for the Foundation! Just look at my signature! I use my Metagame™Ability to read the mind of Clover for informational purposes.
Also 4/10.
And 9/40.
Lastly 9/30.
So there.
SCP-682 INSTANTLY destroys SCP-117 and mauls you viciously!
You attempt to read the mind of Clover, but are so dazed you fail.
I whack Clover with a newspaper, then reveal that I had already duplicated 10000000000000000000000000000000000 of syringes full of twinbuilder's blood through unknown means, all hidden throughout many different secret facilities,put the apex army in their pods,then let a cage of florans open in front of a random PG entity other than the godmodder
Genetic enhancement 2/10
You deal 3,000 damage! Oh, I see. Real clever, using a newspaper.
You know what? Fine, pal. You win. I'll let you take my blood and DNA. Not that there's anything special in it.
I smash any and all DNA whatsoever that is not currently in a living being! With a hammer! And then I teleport the liquid to the freaking sun! Where it burns completely! And then I make a new sun to eat the old one! And bam! No more DNA!
Well, it looks like comhraik's attack failed and I didn't do anything about it.
( 20 / 20 )
The sky darkens (again) as the Low Orbit Ion Chair Cannon descends from said sky!
LOICC [AG]
HP: 30,000
Attacks:
Laser Burst: Fires a massive chair-laser, dealing moderate damage to a target.
Ion Chair: Stuns a target for one turn, and deals little damage.
Special: Fires a devastating laser, that strikes the whole battlefield! Deals 5000 damage to the LOICC, hits 1 AG for massive damage and 4 PG's for massive damage. Can only be used once.
Passive: It's flying! It can't be hit by melee-based attacks.
It's been a week since I ran out of chill pills. It's taken a toll on me.
8/10
13/40
13/30.
Also I help out Aegi's charges. Cuz we're scratching backs. (Kidding, I got the message just like batman did. When the joker did... the thing. Know what I mean?)
I use Combat Operandi: Lvl. 4 HAMMERCHARGE SHOT at a random AG entity. This involves me charging at the entity, rapidly shooting it with Pateluna's Bludgeoner, and then leaping and striking it over the head/main body part.
Tagon's plan convinced the fleetmind, a huge conglomerate of ship AIs, to send aid. However, the vast majority of the fleetmind is busy fighting a war somewhere else, so only 5 ships are able to be sent.
Fleetmind Battleship: 50000/50000 shields, 20000/20000 HP (x5)(regenerates 5000 shields per round)
The Virus focuses its power-and deletes the entire Homestuck plugin! It deletes all data on it, scans the whole server several hundred times for remnants of the plugin, and installs deadly countermeasures that will cause 40% integrity damage to the godmodder if he attempts to reinstall the plugin while the virus is still active.
A lesser charge completes in the nether fortress. The nether fortress has 2 roles: 1, it acts as a fortress, allowing 1 regiment in it to only take half damage during combat, and 2, it has 2 spawners that can summon new types of mobs:
Blaze Battalion: blazes deal decent ranged damage, and set mobs on fire causing damage over time. in a regiment, they can shoot a firestorm to distract the enemy and reduce their damage, or set an allied zombie battalion on fire, causing them to take damage but increasing their damage and causing them to deal fire attacks as well.
Ghast Battalion: ghasts are flying, and cannot be attacked by melee units. they also deal double damage to army-type units due to splash damage. however, they can only form Regiments with other Ghast Battalions.
Wither Skeleton Battalion: wither skeletons are fast, deal high damage, and cause a withering DOT effect that can heal nearby wither generals. Also, they can cast a ritual that sacrifices a full battalion to summon a new Wither General with 10000/10000 health.
Edit: this should be almost at the post limit.
The Fleetmind Battleships appear!
The Homestuck plugin is gone! However, the Homestuck Invasion is not a result of the Homestuck plugin, so all the entities are still there! The only thing you have done is disabled Pesterchum, which has denied you from talking to any of the Beta Kids or anyone else that could have helped you! It also disables the Alchemiter for 5 turns.
10/10 - passive uprade - The Preston Cole is in Geosynchronous Orbit, or GEO orbit. Melee attacks will not hit it and will not be attected by splash damage on the battlefield.
6/10
(5/5 cooldown done! 2/10 main gun)
+1 to Flare's charges! +1 to Pionoplayer's charges!
Using the properties of a blackhole combining with the properties of impossibility, this weapon BREAKS the laws of physics. Anything that can be deemed unbreakable is simply broken by the sheer power of acid, hyper-gravity, and Impossibly infinite void of nothingness inside the revelation beam.
The only thing that can critically damage THIS is to deflect the WHOLE revelation beam into where is was shot from. But how? With a mirror? heheheh, that will break, AND it has to be 100% accurate, otherwise the revelation beam just bounces off the weapon. Since the revelation beam never reflects from a mirror and that its continuous, it's gonna be hard to critically damage it
XrST-λΣ HP: 80,000/80,000
Info: if attacked, 100% chance of hit for the weakest attacks, and the chances of the attack missing goes up for stronger attacks. 0% chance of hit for the godmodder, PG bosses, and PG Entities with impossibly OP attacks, regardless if buffed or not. 50% chance of hit for Neutrals. When it has it's HP below 20,000, the only way to damage this is to get to the core of the weapon, (located inside a cybernetic dimension bigger than the weapon itself which is guarded by entities I picked myself, which i will not reveal until that happens) and rip out its "coding". (Yes, I quoted "coding", because I added a surprise when destroyed, and it's not gonna be pretty)
Abilities:
- can rebuild it self if left unintended.
- if mini-critted, it will use PSI Shield Σ, and needs an attack with 9,666 damage to remove it.
- has a 30% chance of poisoning the attacking entity if it hits.
So, since the thread has spawned about 30 pages in the last week...quick recap on what I missed?
The Felt is being summoned and I apparently have a split personality problem. Nothing too major.
End-of-Turn Battle:
LORD HELIX deals 4,000 damage to the False Prophet! It retaliates and deals 3,000 damage to LORD HELIX. I wonder how long this fight will go on for...
Ross8815 deals 4,000 damage to Oblivion, the Destroyer! The Tripod deals 5,000 damage to the Berserker! The UNSC Preston Cole tries to attack Clover, but the crew member responsible for firing the weapons is asleep! The Constructs deal 2,750 damage to the Endermancer! The Apex Army deals 3,000 damage to the False Prophet! Matt deals 2,000 damage to all PGs except Clover! Natalie deals 3,500 damage to the Endermancer! Beth the Deathclaw, the Enclave Infantry, and the Flamethrower Tanks deal 7,000 damage to Clover! The Low Ion Orbit Cannon deals 2,000 damage to SCP-682! The Fleetmind Battleships deal 4,000 damage to the SUPER BOSS! The VIRUS attempts to lower SCP-682's INTEGRITY, but discovers it has none!
Clover deals a critted 8,000 damage to the Tripod's Shields! SCP-682 deals 6,000 damage to the Low Orbit Chair Cannon and lowers the VIRUS's SECURITY INTEGRITY by 7%! The Berserker and SUPER BOSS destroy the Tripod's Shields! Jormungandr Midgardsormr, Oblivion the Destroyer, and the Endermancer deal 15,000 damage to the Apex Army! The Godmodder shoots the UNSC Preston Cole, dealing 20,000 damage to the Shields! He also deals 10,000 damage to Matt and lowers the VIRUS's INTEGRITY by 8%! The BUGS raise the VIRUS's INTEGRITY by 3%!
The Mob Army would attack the Berserker, but they are in the Dark Cave Zone currently.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity S̕͜͝e̴a͡l HP: 2/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Sonic the Hedgehog, Elsa the Ice Queen, Mickey Mouse.
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5l1n65h07's "weapon": 30/30 (goal revealed)
I introduce you...
The XrST-λΣ!
Using the properties of a blackhole combining with the properties of impossibility, this weapon BREAKS the laws of physics. Anything that can be deemed unbreakable is simply broken by the sheer power of acid, hyper-gravity, and Impossibly infinite void of nothingness inside the revelation beam.
The only thing that can critically damage THIS is to deflect the WHOLE revelation beam into where is was shot from. But how? With a mirror? heheheh, that will break, AND it has to be 100% accurate, otherwise the revelation beam just bounces off the weapon. Since the revelation beam never reflects from a mirror and that its continuous, it's gonna be hard to critically damage it
XrST-λΣ HP: 750,000/750,000
Info: if attacked, 100% chance of hit for the weakest attacks, and the chances of the attack missing goes up for stronger attacks. 0% chance of hit for the godmodder, PG bosses, and PG Entities with impossibly OP attacks, regardless if buffed or not. 50% chance of hit for Neutrals. When it has it's HP below 20,000, the only way to damage this is to get to the core of the weapon, (located inside a cybernetic dimension bigger than the weapon itself which is guarded by entities I picked myself, which i will not reveal until that happens) and rip out its "coding". (Yes, I quoted "coding", because I added a surprise when destroyed, and it's not gonna be pretty)
Abilities:
- can rebuild it self if left unintended.
- if mini-critted, it will use PSI Shield Σ, and needs an attack with 9,666 damage to remove it.
- if it was damaged critically SOMEHOW by doing the above move, then it will use PSI Shield δ on the attacker, preventing him/her from attacking it with that attack the second time
- has a 30% chance of poisoning the attacking entity if it hits.
"It's only logical. The timeline requires your death at some point to keep it stable, which will save all of Minecraftia. Jesus' death was required to save all of humanity. Plus there's the ridiculous powers and whatnot."
In rage, I summon a huge anti-matter laser gun and fire it at the Godmodder, instantly obliterating him. But before I can do that, the OP Scale tips over and the laser gun explodes in several pieces, the bigger piece crashing into TwinBuilder. (Ignore the damage.)
In rage, I summon a huge anti-matter laser gun and fire it at the Godmodder, instantly obliterating him. But before I can do that, the OP Scale tips over and the laser gun explodes in several pieces, the bigger piece crashing into TwinBuilder.
I stab Skeleton Battalion Jack Noir style with the Infinity Blade before they get a chance to heal. I then literally JUST NOTICE that my text has been turning blue for a while now. I shake off some blue off of myself. Huh. It's still bolded. Let me try this again.
ARGHHHHHHHHHH!
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I've gotten riddddsdl off itd. X, I sconnnnnnnntinnnnnnYOU my turnsies by STAN LEE ßTABSODAING stABIng a thèéë Godmosser witn a the an un una plataNo SORD!!!!!
WEAit, n0' not a jegusmodder mo the Ægs I meanies AAAAAg"s urggggßeh ONE LETTre .A, .te PGS.
Follow the pattern. Who said that?
I mœnñs whom SAY
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SAyS thta. Okay, I'm still not sure who said that or what was going on. It's not the glitch, though. Something was in my head, there... Forcing me to do something. On the plus side, when I talk like this, I can actually... talk. So, I start summoning a Froakie. 1/10.
How is the homestuck invasion not a part of the homestuck plugin? Also, Didnt I order the mob invasion to attack?
Tagon also managed to warp out of the battle right before dieing, so that their webcomic continues. They will not return to the fight, though, as they believe that Petey's fleets should be able to handle the fight. (Speaking of which, Fleetmind ships should be more powerful than that, I did charge for 40 posts).
I'm pretty sure the homestuck invasion is due to some multiversal shenanigans. Also, the Mob Army was in the Dark Cave Zone.
4/5 (x2)
I also slowclap for Crusher48 using a FORTY-POST CHARGE that not only didn't do anything in the slightest, but also disabled one of the most helpful features in the game. Way to go. Genius.
I book the Godmodder a flight on an airline. Nonstop flight from Toronto (Canada) to New Dehli (India), really bad service, and no lavatorial services.
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Why aren't Kaguya and Mokou listed under the AGs?
Kaguya and Mokou take different PGs, each attacking the PG with the most damage!
Kaguya Houraisan [AG] 30/50 (has high resistance, though...)
Fujiwara no Mokou [AG] 20/50 (also has anti-PG and anti-Godmodder resistance, like Kaguya)
Kaguya uses the Dragon's Jewel and the Red Stone of Aja on 2 different PGs (random). 20 + Slowness for Aja, 20 + fire (electrical aspect) for Dragon. (damage)
Mokou uses Roukanken and Senbonzakura (from a long range, they are ridiculously long swords that only Fujiwara no Mokou can use effectively) on 2 more different PGs. (random, but not those that Kaguya is targeting.) 20 + Blindness for Roukanken, 50 damage for Senbonzakura.
Mokou pulls out the "Fujiwara Railgun", and attempts to shoot the Godmodder in the face, which would do 100 damage if it hit. However, seeing Kaguya at the other side of the battle, using lasers on the PGs, Mokou misses, and the railgun goes flying off and hitting Clover, for 500*(random 1-6) (random 500-3000) damage.
If the only option is to railgun the Godmodder, Mokou will do it, but it would be very unlikely, almost impossible to get Mokou to fight alongside Kaguya without raging.
The charge enhancing makes the Jeweled Branch of Hourai charge alongside the other 3 Impossible Requests still actively charging!
Five Impossible Requests Status:
1 - Dragon's Jewel - [8/8] - Lightning - fire - 20 damage
2 - Buddha's Stone Bowl - [8/8] - Charges sped up
3 - Robe of Fire Rat - [3/8] - Ban Immunity
4 - Swallow's Shell - [3/8] - Heals 20
5 - Jeweled Branch of Hourai - [1/16] - Spams innumerable bullets
Charge - Tenshi Hinanawi [AG]
Health 20
Spawns each time with 20 health. No cap on max health.
Regenerates 10 health each turn.
Has resistance to many attacks.
Abilities:
Keystone "Epheremality 137" - Can god mod off attempts to disable Tenshi permanently. AKA don't try to take out Tenshi permanently.
Keystone "Eternal Resurrection" - Resurrects in 3 charges if killed.
"Scarlet Weather Rhapsody of Eternity" - Uses the "Sword of Hisou" to change the weather. Weather can directly damage, or can affect attacks or something's integrity. If any type of weather is OP, that type of weather's aspects can be changed later, but the weather is changed to "Clear": Nothing much is happening...
"Temperament of Scarlet Skies" - Direct attack - 50% chance of 1 damage if done to the Godmodder, 40 damage to others.
SWR (Scarlet Weather Rhapsody) can't directly damage the Godmodder...
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
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Your entities will do what you say. Tagon's Toughs are dead!
You raise the INTEGRITY by 4%!
They gain 2,000 HP.
Beth the Deathclaw and the Enclave Infantry appear, with much less HP than that! They will try to attack Clover.
Tagon's Toughs are dead! Seriously!
Matt and Natalie will do as you say.
You deal a regular 4,000 damage! This Endermancer is immune to pesky water...
The Preston Cole's gun cooldown will be done each turn, not each post by you. Why wouldn't it work that way?
The Preston Cole will attack Clover!
So what you're saying is that the VIRUS counterattacks people's attacks with technobabble?
All damage against the Preston Cole is reduced by 20%!
The fact that it was smithed by a leprechaun completely negates any luck it would have, since you are facing off against the MASTER leprechaun.
The Shield doesn't regen every turn.
Even if I post in-between, you shouldn't really post like that. Give someone else a chance!
Beth the Deathclaw was already going to attempt to attack Clover!
The Godmodder IP Bans Mokou and all possible alts!
You obviously forgot to edit it. Come on, we nee̢d͡͞ ͞t͏h̛͢į̀s̡̧ ͢͞th͝i͟n̴̷ģ ̢t̢̀͟ǫ̀͜ ̢̢d̵i̵e͟͠ ͜͠a̴̕l̡̢͜r̴͟è͘à͝dy!
The Flamethrower Tanks appear! They will also attack Clover. Why is everyone attacking Clover?
You deal 2,000 damage! Looks like this thing could be very difficult to kill...are you sure you don't need my help?
Your vote is added.
Your entities are already attacking Clover!
Clover is trapped in horseglue!
The way the Everydimensional Portal works is like this: it can summon a random entity. You can choose what that entity will be, as long as it wasn't summoned before and the idea slot is open (which it is not right now.)
The Preston Cole is already attacking Clover!
SCP-682 INSTANTLY destroys SCP-117 and mauls you viciously!
You attempt to read the mind of Clover, but are so dazed you fail.
You deal 3,000 damage! Oh, I see. Real clever, using a newspaper.
You know what? Fine, pal. You win. I'll let you take my blood and DNA. Not that there's anything special in it.
The Florans deal 3,000 damage to the Endermancer!
The oil floods the entire area, but leaves a perfect circle where Clover is standing.
Well, it looks like comhraik's attack failed and I didn't do anything about it.
I didn't do anything...
GRR!!! I need to be MORE USEFUL!
MORE USEFUL!!!!!!!!
In a fit of rage, I teleport to every single location where the DNA is and destroy the samples, and the locations they were hidden in.
The Low Orbit Ion Chair Cannon appears!
Wait, what? Who told you that? That is really weird...
Why is everyone scratching each other's backs?
Did someone say Scratch?
Go away.
Your armor becomes FABULOUS!
Your entities are already attaking Clover!!!
You give LORD HELIX 2,000 HP.
You deal 8,500 damage to the Apex Army!
It's fully healed!
The Fleetmind Battleships appear!
The Homestuck plugin is gone! However, the Homestuck Invasion is not a result of the Homestuck plugin, so all the entities are still there! The only thing you have done is disabled Pesterchum, which has denied you from talking to any of the Beta Kids or anyone else that could have helped you! It also disables the Alchemiter for 5 turns.
The Nether Fortress appears!
The BUGS do not have pants for you to pants them!
13/40
6/10
0/15
36/40
6/40
13/40
6/10
29/30
4/40
4/40
36/40
6/40
13/40
6/10
The Felt is being summoned and I apparently have a split personality problem. Nothing too major.
End-of-Turn Battle:
LORD HELIX deals 4,000 damage to the False Prophet! It retaliates and deals 3,000 damage to LORD HELIX. I wonder how long this fight will go on for...
Ross8815 deals 4,000 damage to Oblivion, the Destroyer! The Tripod deals 5,000 damage to the Berserker! The UNSC Preston Cole tries to attack Clover, but the crew member responsible for firing the weapons is asleep! The Constructs deal 2,750 damage to the Endermancer! The Apex Army deals 3,000 damage to the False Prophet! Matt deals 2,000 damage to all PGs except Clover! Natalie deals 3,500 damage to the Endermancer! Beth the Deathclaw, the Enclave Infantry, and the Flamethrower Tanks deal 7,000 damage to Clover! The Low Ion Orbit Cannon deals 2,000 damage to SCP-682! The Fleetmind Battleships deal 4,000 damage to the SUPER BOSS! The VIRUS attempts to lower SCP-682's INTEGRITY, but discovers it has none!
Clover deals a critted 8,000 damage to the Tripod's Shields! SCP-682 deals 6,000 damage to the Low Orbit Chair Cannon and lowers the VIRUS's SECURITY INTEGRITY by 7%! The Berserker and SUPER BOSS destroy the Tripod's Shields! Jormungandr Midgardsormr, Oblivion the Destroyer, and the Endermancer deal 15,000 damage to the Apex Army! The Godmodder shoots the UNSC Preston Cole, dealing 20,000 damage to the Shields! He also deals 10,000 damage to Matt and lowers the VIRUS's INTEGRITY by 8%! The BUGS raise the VIRUS's INTEGRITY by 3%!
The Mob Army would attack the Berserker, but they are in the Dark Cave Zone currently.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity S̕͜͝e̴a͡l HP: 2/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Sonic the Hedgehog, Elsa the Ice Queen, Mickey Mouse.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 56,000/100,000. Holding Ubercharge Canteen. Constructs: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.)
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 986,000/1,000,000.
The False Prophet: [N] HP: 3,500/50,000.
Ross8815: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Makes a redstone contraption. Votes: IIII
Altar of Power: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 75,000/75,000. Thick Plating: 125,000/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Shields: 0/20,000.
UNSC Preston Cole: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields: 20,000/40,000. Cannon: (IIIII) IIIIIIIIII
Constructs: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x9.)
Apex Army: [AG] HP: 36,500/60,000.
DemonicDaVinci's Questionable Armor: [AG] AP: 40,000/40,000.
Matt the Swordsman: [AG] HP: 30,000/40,000. Limit Bar: IIIIIIIIII
Natalie the Mage: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Limit Bar: IIIIIIIIII
Beth the Deathclaw: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Enclave Infantry: [AG] Armor: 10,000/10,000 HP. Player: 2,500/2,500 HP. (x5.)
Flamethrower Tanks: [AG] HP: 6,000/6,000. (x5.)
Low Ion Orbit Chair Cannon: [AG] HP: 24,000/30,000.
Fleetmind Battleships: [AG] HP: 6,000/6,000. Shields: 10,000/10,000. (x5.)
Clover: [PG] HP: 24,000/40,000.
SCP-682: [PG] HP: 94,000/100,000.
Berserker: [PG] HP: 143,000/150,000.
Jormungandr Midgardsormr: [PG] HP: 83,000/85,000.
Oblivion, The Destroyer: [PG] HP: 84,000/90,000.
Endermancer: [PG] HP: 54,750/70,000.
SUPER BOSS: [PG] HP: 94,000/100,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 51/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [AG] HP: ™/™
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 55%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 37%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 0%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 40% (RESTORED EACH TURN BY ANTI-GLITCH ROBOT.)
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 0%
BUG 0001: [PG] INTEGRITY: 93%. GLITCHINESS: 12%. REPLICATION: 10%.
BUG 0002: [PG] INTEGRITY: 97%. GLITCHINESS: 8%. REPLICATION: 14%.
Dark Cave Zone:
Skeleton Battalion: [AG] HP: 2,500/10,000. Can counter-attack any attackers.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Can attack three times.
ZOM2-SKE2-END1 Regiment: [AG] ZOM: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x2.) SKE: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x2.) END: 10,000/10,000 HP.
END5 Regiment: [AG] END: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.)
CRP4-ZOM1 Regiment: [AG] CRP: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x4.) ZOM: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 16,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to a mob every round.
Stationary Dungeon: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)
Nether Fortress: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Styleflow: [AG] Status: Idle
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Idle
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Idle
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
1/30
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
I introduce you...
The XrST-λΣ!
Using the properties of a blackhole combining with the properties of impossibility, this weapon BREAKS the laws of physics. Anything that can be deemed unbreakable is simply broken by the sheer power of acid, hyper-gravity, and Impossibly infinite void of nothingness inside the revelation beam.
The only thing that can critically damage THIS is to deflect the WHOLE revelation beam into where is was shot from. But how? With a mirror? heheheh, that will break, AND it has to be 100% accurate, otherwise the revelation beam just bounces off the weapon. Since the revelation beam never reflects from a mirror and that its continuous, it's gonna be hard to critically damage it
XrST-λΣ HP: 750,000/750,000
Info: if attacked, 100% chance of hit for the weakest attacks, and the chances of the attack missing goes up for stronger attacks. 0% chance of hit for the godmodder, PG bosses, and PG Entities with impossibly OP attacks, regardless if buffed or not. 50% chance of hit for Neutrals. When it has it's HP below 20,000, the only way to damage this is to get to the core of the weapon, (located inside a cybernetic dimension bigger than the weapon itself which is guarded by entities I picked myself, which i will not reveal until that happens) and rip out its "coding". (Yes, I quoted "coding", because I added a surprise when destroyed, and it's not gonna be pretty)
Abilities:
- can rebuild it self if left unintended.
- if mini-critted, it will use PSI Shield Σ, and needs an attack with 9,666 damage to remove it.
- if it was damaged critically SOMEHOW by doing the above move, then it will use PSI Shield δ on the attacker, preventing him/her from attacking it with that attack the second time
- has a 30% chance of poisoning the attacking entity if it hits.
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To test this weapon's power, I shoot the revelation beam at a random PG.
Also,
a PG helping a AG? HELL NO!!
I'll be making my great escape now!
"It's only logical. The timeline requires your death at some point to keep it stable, which will save all of Minecraftia. Jesus' death was required to save all of humanity. Plus there's the ridiculous powers and whatnot."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
In rage, I summon a huge anti-matter laser gun and fire it at the Godmodder, instantly obliterating him. But before I can do that, the OP Scale tips over and the laser gun explodes in several pieces
, the bigger piece crashing into TwinBuilder.(Ignore the damage.)D:
i is sorry
The Tripod will attack SCP-682 next turn.
D:
Project Redemption: 7/40
Aegis Charge 1: 13/40
Aegis Charge 2: 6/10
I throw a Splash Potion of Harming at the Skeleton Battalion, healing them.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
15/30
15/40
Remember, I used my last 10 charge to make this ultra-crit.
I put SCP-127 into SCP-914 on very fine, and then use it! (10 post charge is used on this attack.)
This could be catastrophic.
"Of course, Everyone is Jesus in Purgatory."
I then teleport Doc Scratch to the Itchy and Scratchy Show universe (which is inside the Simpsons universe by technicality) as an amusing experiment.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Project Redemption: 8/40
Aegis Charge 1: 14/40
Aegis Charge 2: 7/10
I give the Godmodder a St. Patrick's day gift. Time will tell what it will do.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I stab Skeleton Battalion Jack Noir style with the Infinity Blade before they get a chance to heal. I then literally JUST NOTICE that my text has been turning blue for a while now. I shake off some blue off of myself. Huh. It's still bolded. Let me try this again.
ARGHHHHHHHHHH!
?Gō åwâÿ, błüę tėxt. Áñd whāt'ß üp wįth the šÿmbœłs¿
I've gotten riddddsdl off itd. X, I sconnnnnnnntinnnnnnYOU my turnsies by STAN LEE ßTABSODAING stABIng a thèéë Godmosser witn a the an un una plataNo SORD!!!!!
WEAit, n0' not a jegusmodder mo the Ægs I meanies AAAAAg"s urggggßeh ONE LETTre .A, .te PGS.
Follow the pattern.
Who said that?
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Okay, I'm still not sure who said that or what was going on. It's not the glitch, though. Something was in my head, there... Forcing me to do something. On the plus side, when I talk like this, I can actually... talk. So, I start summoning a Froakie. 1/10.
Oh no
Tagon also managed to warp out of the battle right before dieing, so that their webcomic continues. They will not return to the fight, though, as they believe that Petey's fleets should be able to handle the fight. (Speaking of which, Fleetmind ships should be more powerful than that, I did charge for 40 posts).
30/40 Death Egg MKIII
27/40 Project deadly cuddles
4/5 (x2)
I also slowclap for Crusher48 using a FORTY-POST CHARGE that not only didn't do anything in the slightest, but also disabled one of the most helpful features in the game. Way to go. Genius.
"Nope, not strong enough."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Project Redemption: 9/40
Aegis Charge 1: 15/40
Aegis Charge 2: 8/10
I book the Godmodder a flight on an airline. Nonstop flight from Toronto (Canada) to New Dehli (India), really bad service, and no lavatorial services.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Kaguya and Mokou take different PGs, each attacking the PG with the most damage!
Kaguya Houraisan [AG] 30/50 (has high resistance, though...)
Fujiwara no Mokou [AG] 20/50 (also has anti-PG and anti-Godmodder resistance, like Kaguya)
Kaguya uses the Dragon's Jewel and the Red Stone of Aja on 2 different PGs (random). 20 + Slowness for Aja, 20 + fire (electrical aspect) for Dragon. (damage)
Mokou uses Roukanken and Senbonzakura (from a long range, they are ridiculously long swords that only Fujiwara no Mokou can use effectively) on 2 more different PGs. (random, but not those that Kaguya is targeting.) 20 + Blindness for Roukanken, 50 damage for Senbonzakura.
Mokou pulls out the "Fujiwara Railgun", and attempts to shoot the Godmodder in the face, which would do 100 damage if it hit. However, seeing Kaguya at the other side of the battle, using lasers on the PGs, Mokou misses, and the railgun goes flying off and hitting Clover, for 500*(random 1-6) (random 500-3000) damage.
The charge enhancing makes the Jeweled Branch of Hourai charge alongside the other 3 Impossible Requests still actively charging!
Five Impossible Requests Status:
1 - Dragon's Jewel - [8/8] - Lightning - fire - 20 damage
2 - Buddha's Stone Bowl - [8/8] - Charges sped up
3 - Robe of Fire Rat - [3/8] - Ban Immunity
4 - Swallow's Shell - [3/8] - Heals 20
5 - Jeweled Branch of Hourai - [1/16] - Spams innumerable bullets
Charge - Tenshi Hinanawi [AG]
Health 20
Spawns each time with 20 health. No cap on max health.
Regenerates 10 health each turn.
Has resistance to many attacks.
Abilities:
Keystone "Epheremality 137" - Can god mod off attempts to disable Tenshi permanently. AKA don't try to take out Tenshi permanently.
Keystone "Eternal Resurrection" - Resurrects in 3 charges if killed.
"Scarlet Weather Rhapsody of Eternity" - Uses the "Sword of Hisou" to change the weather. Weather can directly damage, or can affect attacks or something's integrity. If any type of weather is OP, that type of weather's aspects can be changed later, but the weather is changed to "Clear": Nothing much is happening...
"Temperament of Scarlet Skies" - Direct attack - 50% chance of 1 damage if done to the Godmodder, 40 damage to others.
SWR (Scarlet Weather Rhapsody) can't directly damage the Godmodder...
Charge 1/10