The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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11/29/2012
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I fire both Counter-Godmodded F.L.E.I.J.A.s at the Godmodder again, dealing a definite 10 damage. If any damage is absorbed by the Godmodder's armor or anything protecting the Godmodder, or if the Godmodder tries to dodge, damage is equal to 25.
The Godmodder also receives an anonymous message stating "Godmodder1337 found the WORLD'S BIGGEST OCEAN WAVE and recorded it! Click 'OK' to view!" There is only an "OK" button, and it automatically redirects the Godmodder to the video if it isn't clicked. (Video has auto-play!)
I draw a pentagramm around me and chant some demonic chants. A lightning strikes, and there stands The Critic. The Critic immediately floods the Godmodder with critics of his lifestyle, personality, the music he likes, his username, the films he likes and his favorite food.
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Would you like to know the atomic structure of a piece of bread?
The plastic minigun prop falls to the ground as I unsheathe the REAL Excalibur. I wait for the godmodder to return, as he can't very well make everyone ragequit if he's in hiding himself.
I eagerly load 2 flares into a single flare gun. I then aim down the sight and point the barrel at a nearby tree, but then instead shoot it forward at the Godmodder, temporarily dazing him. While he's dazed I whack him in the head and then for good measure, kick him in the plums, but his armoured pants break my ankle, causing me to go on a frenzy, shooting flares at anything that moves.
I eagerly load 2 flares into a single flare gun. I then aim down the sight and point the barrel at a nearby tree, but then instead shoot it forward at the Godmodder, temporarily dazing him. While he's dazed I whack him in the head and then for good measure, kick him in the plums, but his armoured pants break my ankle, causing me to go on a frenzy, shooting flares at anything that moves.
I hop on over to kirby and ask it to hold my flare gun. I then hop over to a pile of rubble and using magic, construct a golem made entirely out of golf turf and sand, with eletrical boxes and fire hydrants sticking out. I then order it to get my flare gun back, then I use 1X Reclaimed Metal and the Flaregun to make a Detonator, then order it to give the GodModder a wedgie.
Jammer F.L.E.I.J.A. destroyed!
Godmodder is dealt 25 damage by destruction of Jammer F.L.E.I.J.A.!
2 Counter-Godmodded F.L.E.I.J.A.s are spawned! Godmodder is hit by both F.L.E.I.J.A.s, is unable to attack for 1 page, and is spammed again with a desu flood. Godmodder is dealt 20 damage combined.
Attack Charging: Death Note - Instant Kills Godmodder when used! 1/5
65 damage! As for the Death Note, the attack is so OP, the OP scale rolls over and causes it to fail instantly!
I fire both Counter-Godmodded F.L.E.I.J.A.s at the Godmodder again, dealing a definite 10 damage. If any damage is absorbed by the Godmodder's armor or anything protecting the Godmodder, or if the Godmodder tries to dodge, damage is equal to 25.
The Godmodder also receives an anonymous message stating "Godmodder1337 found the WORLD'S BIGGEST OCEAN WAVE and recorded it! Click 'OK' to view!" There is only an "OK" button, and it automatically redirects the Godmodder to the video if it isn't clicked. (Video has auto-play!)
Video:
The attack is so OP, the OP scale rolls over and makes the attack fail!
I draw a pentagramm around me and chant some demonic chants. A lightning strikes, and there stands The Critic. The Critic immediately floods the Godmodder with critics of his lifestyle, personality, the music he likes, his username, the films he likes and his favorite food.
The godmodder can't take all the criticism and takes 2 damage!
The plastic minigun prop falls to the ground as I unsheathe the REAL Excalibur. I wait for the godmodder to return, as he can't very well make everyone ragequit if he's in hiding himself.
He's here! He just vanishd from the duel, and went back to the battlefield.
I eagerly load 2 flares into a single flare gun. I then aim down the sight and point the barrel at a nearby tree, but then instead shoot it forward at the Godmodder, temporarily dazing him. While he's dazed I whack him in the head and then for good measure, kick him in the plums, but his armoured pants break my ankle, causing me to go on a frenzy, shooting flares at anything that moves.
The godmodder teleports out of the way, takes the flare missiles, grabs them, and throws them at YOU, in 3 seconds!
I hop on over to kirby and ask it to hold my flare gun. I then hop over to a pile of rubble and using magic, construct a golem made entirely out of golf turf and sand, with eletrical boxes and fire hydrants sticking out. I then order it to get my flare gun back, then I use 1X Reclaimed Metal and the Flaregun to make a Detonator, then order it to give the GodModder a wedgie.
Kirby swallows the Golem, and becomes Technomancer Kirby!
Every anti-godmodder on the field creates an EPIC-MEGA-DRAMATIC-CRAZY laser beam and fires it at Engie_Ninja, killing him! Kirby just idles on the field, munching on tomatoes. The godmodder stares at the Fort's Shield Generator and makes it explode, dealing 3,000 damage!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Hello!!!
The Godmodder also receives an anonymous message stating "Godmodder1337 found the WORLD'S BIGGEST OCEAN WAVE and recorded it! Click 'OK' to view!" There is only an "OK" button, and it automatically redirects the Godmodder to the video if it isn't clicked. (Video has auto-play!)
Video:
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Ich mag Pfannkuchen lieber. Was auch immer.
I draw a pentagramm around me and chant some demonic chants. A lightning strikes, and there stands The Critic. The Critic immediately floods the Godmodder with critics of his lifestyle, personality, the music he likes, his username, the films he likes and his favorite food.
TT2000, you are genius.
Help him grow! But don't kill him!
Help him, too!
I summon Kirby. He moves.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Help him grow! But don't kill him!
Help him, too!
*Nom nom nom*
Kirby is now Fire Kirby. MMMK?
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Help him grow! But don't kill him!
Help him, too!
They are being protected! +500 health to the fort!
-25 hacking to the hack-sapper!
1,100 damage to Engie_Ninja!
65 damage! As for the Death Note, the attack is so OP, the OP scale rolls over and causes it to fail instantly!
Dispenser wired!
The godmodder effortlessly swats Shaq away!
Hack-sapper destroyed!
The godmodder likes trains too! He's so happy that you both like trains, that he heals 65 health!
The hack-sapper is gone!
The attack is so OP, the OP scale rolls over and makes the attack fail!
The godmodder blocks every one of your attacks at lightning-fast speed, and at the end, POOTIS-POWS you into oblivion!
The godmodder can't take all the criticism and takes 2 damage!
He's here! He just vanishd from the duel, and went back to the battlefield.
The godmodder teleports out of the way, takes the flare missiles, grabs them, and throws them at YOU, in 3 seconds!
Kirby added! "Hiiiiiiii!"
Kirby becomes Fire Kirby!
Kirby swallows the Golem, and becomes Technomancer Kirby!
Every anti-godmodder on the field creates an EPIC-MEGA-DRAMATIC-CRAZY laser beam and fires it at Engie_Ninja, killing him! Kirby just idles on the field, munching on tomatoes. The godmodder stares at the Fort's Shield Generator and makes it explode, dealing 3,000 damage!
Fort: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 4,500/10,000.
Wrath Kitten: [AG] HP: 4,500/7,500.
Level 2 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Ammo: 75%.
Level 2 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 6,000/9,500. Metal: 200/200.
Kirby: [NU] 100/100.
johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}
fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {0/4}
Godmodder: HP: 113/125.
EDIT: Forgot to add the damage the godmodder took.
EDIT EDIT: Forgot to add the player's respawns.
Help him grow! But don't kill him!
Help him, too!
I use it to upgrade the sentry and spend all remaining metal on upgrading the dispenser.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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