...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
I thus lob the holy hand gernade. at the godmodder
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I desu out the Godmodder when I fire the Counter-Godmodded F.L.E.I.J.A.s (definite 40 damage), with the Desu Roll! I redirect the Godmodder to the Desu Roll using the same code the godmodder used to redirect me to the server, so the Godmodder is forced to watch the Desu Roll!
I summon the ECG's archnemesis, the Raposaurus Rex. however, with no ECG on the field, Rex goes neutral and begins charging his uber attack. I cast a uber ritual as well, making this summon unnegatable by anyone and guaranteeing it succeeds.
Raposaurus Rex (or Rex) does not actually rape, but is called that by gamers for its signature OP attack that can instakill anything (other than the godmodder, of course) however, it is not that OP, because it takes 10 turns to charge. Rex must fire the attack after 10 turns. players and the godmodder can negotiate with it to increase the chance of it firing on a specific target.
Effects when Rex fires:
PG: instakills all pro-godmodder entities and deals 5 damage to the godmodder.
AG: instakills all anti-godmodder entities and players (players use a respawn). also blocks 50% of all posts for the next turn.
NU: instakills Rex and all other neutral entities on the field. easy to negotiate Rex to fire at.
Rapeosaurus Rex: 100000/100000 HP (25% chance to fire on PG)(50% chance to fire on NU)(25% chance to fire on AG)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
The attack is almost ready
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I research how one can permanently delete a concept from reality.
TT2000, you are genius.
If you need instructions, check out the enclosed instruction book.
(Passes instruction book over)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
The godmodder's computer has so many anti-hacks, he finds out what you are doing before you do it, and changes his ip!
The godmodder rollbacks the server to the point where the forest fire didn't happen, as he HATES griefers!
Sentry and Dispenser upgraded to Level 3!
The godmodder's eye twitches...
1 damage!
The godmodder earthbends and makes a HUGE wall of rock appear, causing the Octorok's rocks to deflect harmlessly!
This text spelle fowards says: "I send a backwards text at the godmoder." What is a godmoder?
The godmodder already knows about TV Tropes, but does not feel the need to look at it right now. He has a server to run!
The sentry does not need repairing!
The godmodder is ready to fight! The duel will start when you say so.
The godmodder attacks the fort's shield generator again, dealing 3,500 damage! The shields begin to darken a little...
Fort: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 1,000/10,000.
Wrath Kitten: [AG] HP: 4,500/7,500.
Level 3 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000. Ammo: 100%. Rockets: 100%.
Level 3 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 11,000. Metal: 60/200..
Kirby: [NU] 100/100.
johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}
fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {0/4}
Godmodder: HP: 112/125.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I thus lob the holy hand gernade. at the godmodder
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I repair the shield generator in the fort.
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I swing at the godmodder with the speed of the wind!
Raposaurus Rex (or Rex) does not actually rape, but is called that by gamers for its signature OP attack that can instakill anything (other than the godmodder, of course) however, it is not that OP, because it takes 10 turns to charge. Rex must fire the attack after 10 turns. players and the godmodder can negotiate with it to increase the chance of it firing on a specific target.
Effects when Rex fires:
PG: instakills all pro-godmodder entities and deals 5 damage to the godmodder.
AG: instakills all anti-godmodder entities and players (players use a respawn). also blocks 50% of all posts for the next turn.
NU: instakills Rex and all other neutral entities on the field. easy to negotiate Rex to fire at.
Rapeosaurus Rex: 100000/100000 HP (25% chance to fire on PG)(50% chance to fire on NU)(25% chance to fire on AG)