I am not warped in immediately, due to not playing minecraft multiplayer much. But when I return to the server to check on how it is doing, and am warped into this new server.
I am not warped in immediately, due to not playing minecraft multiplayer much. But when I return to the server to check on how it is doing, and am warped into this new server.
Chatcam online.
Sylveon: Oh f**k not this s**t again.
Chatcam offline.
I throw a knife at the godmodder.
I turn your knife into a diamond knife enchanted with sharpness 100 and cut through anything 100.
I am not warped in immediately, due to not playing minecraft multiplayer much. But when I return to the server to check on how it is doing, and am warped into this new server.
I decide to do a random charged uber-attack. The end result is secret, the number of posts I will charge it for is secret... but it will be unleashed! Eventually...it totally isn't secret because I don't know how long it's going to charge for...
I start by searching for trees. The battle seems to be on a plains biome, and the godmodder's hostile server may well not have trees...
...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
I thus lob the holy hand gernade. at the godmodder
I desu out the Godmodder when I fire the Counter-Godmodded F.L.E.I.J.A.s (definite 40 damage), with the Desu Roll! I redirect the Godmodder to the Desu Roll using the same code the godmodder used to redirect me to the server, so the Godmodder is forced to watch the Desu Roll!
The second before you start the attack, the godmodder releases a curse throughout the land so that none of your FLEIJAs or spam-making machines will ever work! So, your FLEIJA fail, and will never work again!
I summon the ECG's archnemesis, the Raposaurus Rex. however, with no ECG on the field, Rex goes neutral and begins charging his uber attack. I cast a uber ritual as well, making this summon unnegatable by anyone and guaranteeing it succeeds.
Raposaurus Rex (or Rex) does not actually rape, but is called that by gamers for its signature OP attack that can instakill anything (other than the godmodder, of course) however, it is not that OP, because it takes 10 turns to charge. Rex must fire the attack after 10 turns. players and the godmodder can negotiate with it to increase the chance of it firing on a specific target.
Effects when Rex fires:
PG: instakills all pro-godmodder entities and deals 5 damage to the godmodder.
AG: instakills all anti-godmodder entities and players (players use a respawn). also blocks 50% of all posts for the next turn.
NU: instakills Rex and all other neutral entities on the field. easy to negotiate Rex to fire at.
Rapeosaurus Rex: 100000/100000 HP (25% chance to fire on PG)(50% chance to fire on NU)(25% chance to fire on AG)
Instead of insta-killing, they will deal heavy damage, and no damage to the godmodder. I also can't let it have 100,000 HP, but other than that, Raposaurus Rex will be added! If neither side bribes it successfully after 10 turns, it will opt for the neutral attack.
I am not warped in immediately, due to not playing minecraft multiplayer much. But when I return to the server to check on how it is doing, and am warped into this new server.
Chatcam online.
Sylveon: Oh f**k not this s**t again.
Chatcam offline.
I throw a knife at the godmodder.
Welcome back! The godmodder catches your knife mid-throw, throws it up into the air, and turns it into antimatter, so it dissolves instantly!
I decide to do a random charged uber-attack. The end result is secret, the number of posts I will charge it for is secret... but it will be unleashed! Eventually...it totally isn't secret because I don't know how long it's going to charge for...
I start by searching for trees. The battle seems to be on a plains biome, and the godmodder's hostile server may well not have trees...
1/???
Since the godmodder is frozen, he isn't able to do anything. He will thaw out at the beginning of next turn!
REX! REX!
Since Rex was lost in code, i recover him, helping bribe him to my side.
I also change him to use instakills again, but it will now burn all respawns off of players instakilled. at the very least, it will do 1 damage to the godmodder if fired at pro-godmodders.
I go back in time and blow the godmodder's mom up. I then head back to the present and yell to the godmodder "YOURE MOM IS SO DUMB I HAD TO BLOW HER UP!"
Just as I expected! My first swing gave me the momentum to turn around and parry the Godmodder's attack! I follow up with a straight thrust at the real godmodder!
The results of the field study:"Cornflakes with ketchup? Waahhh. Gross."
"Ah, to remove the concept of a food item from reality one must ... eat it?!? Urgh. After that, one must summon the perfect example of this food item and assign anti-particles to every single particle the food is made of. And then one must eat it again!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!"
I decide that it is not worth it right now and instead summon a rocket launcher that shoots australium at the dinosaur thing.
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REX! REX!
Since Rex was lost in code, i recover him, helping bribe him to my side.
I also change him to use instakills again, but it will now burn all respawns off of players instakilled. at the very least, it will do 1 damage to the godmodder if fired at pro-godmodders.
Wait a second...this is a 1-turn summon, and you want it to instakill and deal damage to the godmodder? I thought this was a charged summon. Even though charged attack inflation isn't happening yet, 1-10 turn summons can't instakill this early on. I'm sorry, but it can only deal heavy damage. Raposaurus Rex added! +10% bribing!
I go back in time and blow the godmodder's mom up. I then head back to the present and yell to the godmodder "YOURE MOM IS SO DUMB I HAD TO BLOW HER UP!"
6/100 Ultimate Orbital Space Station.
You just explained why the godmodder doesn't have a mom, so the godmodder is thankful that you told him! He isn't even fazed by the joke!
Just as I expected! My first swing gave me the momentum to turn around and parry the Godmodder's attack! I follow up with a straight thrust at the real godmodder!
The godmodder strikes back with his sword, and both of the swords are now locked in a fierce struggle!
...Baneserpent Venom?! The godmodder loses his focus, and takes 2 damage as a result of the venom!
He begrudgingly admits that you won the duel, this time...
The results of the field study:"Cornflakes with ketchup? Waahhh. Gross."
"Ah, to remove the concept of a food item from reality one must ... eat it?!? Urgh. After that, one must summon the perfect example of this food item and assign anti-particles to every single particle the food is made of. And then one must eat it again!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!"
I decide that it is not worth it right now and instead summon a rocket launcher that shoots australium at the dinosaur thing.
I continue to search for trees. Eventually, I stumble upon a forest biome. I begin to punch the trees...
2/???
The godmodder has had enough of the fort, so he puts a layer of antimatter bombs around the shield generator, destroying it! Now the fort is back in the open! He also converts Kirby to pro-godmodder with the promise of food, and he summons the Ghost Pirate Ship from the old thread! Now the battle is heating up...
Chatcam online.
Sylveon: Oh f**k not this s**t again.
Chatcam offline.
I throw a knife at the godmodder.
I turn your knife into a diamond knife enchanted with sharpness 100 and cut through anything 100.
Welcome back my vampire friend
10/10
I send a large Ice ball at the Godmodder
it totally isn't secret because I don't know how long it's going to charge for...I start by searching for trees. The battle seems to be on a plains biome, and the godmodder's hostile server may well not have trees...
1/???
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You don't know where it is located!
2 damage!
+500 health!
+500 health!
You can't do that, but your attempt heals +300 health!
+300 health!
+500 health!
You strike...but you only cut through smoke! The real godmodder has already teleported behind you, and slices you with Ragnarok!
The Curse of Repetitiveness prevents you!
The second before you start the attack, the godmodder releases a curse throughout the land so that none of your FLEIJAs or spam-making machines will ever work! So, your FLEIJA fail, and will never work again!
Instead of insta-killing, they will deal heavy damage, and no damage to the godmodder. I also can't let it have 100,000 HP, but other than that, Raposaurus Rex will be added! If neither side bribes it successfully after 10 turns, it will opt for the neutral attack.
Welcome back! The godmodder catches your knife mid-throw, throws it up into the air, and turns it into antimatter, so it dissolves instantly!
The godmodder is frozen in ice, and will not be able to attack this turn!
Since the godmodder is frozen, he isn't able to do anything. He will thaw out at the beginning of next turn!
Fort: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 3,100/10,000.
Wrath Kitten: [AG] HP: 4,500/7,500.
Level 3 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000. Ammo: 100%. Rockets: 100%.
Level 3 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 11,000. Metal: 60/200..
Kirby: [NU] 100/100.
johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}
fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {0/4}
Godmodder: HP: 110/125.
Since Rex was lost in code, i recover him, helping bribe him to my side.
I also change him to use instakills again, but it will now burn all respawns off of players instakilled. at the very least, it will do 1 damage to the godmodder if fired at pro-godmodders.
6/100 Ultimate Orbital Space Station.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
12/20
I punch the Godmodder.
Punch does 1 damage.
"Ah, to remove the concept of a food item from reality one must ... eat it?!? Urgh. After that, one must summon the perfect example of this food item and assign anti-particles to every single particle the food is made of. And then one must eat it again!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!"
I decide that it is not worth it right now and instead summon a rocket launcher that shoots australium at the dinosaur thing.
TT2000, you are genius.
2/???
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Wait a second...this is a 1-turn summon, and you want it to instakill and deal damage to the godmodder? I thought this was a charged summon. Even though charged attack inflation isn't happening yet, 1-10 turn summons can't instakill this early on. I'm sorry, but it can only deal heavy damage. Raposaurus Rex added! +10% bribing!
At what?
You just explained why the godmodder doesn't have a mom, so the godmodder is thankful that you told him! He isn't even fazed by the joke!
+500 health!
OK.
The godmodder strikes back with his sword, and both of the swords are now locked in a fierce struggle!
...Baneserpent Venom?! The godmodder loses his focus, and takes 2 damage as a result of the venom!
He begrudgingly admits that you won the duel, this time...
0 damage!
Somehow, +15% bribing!
The godmodder has had enough of the fort, so he puts a layer of antimatter bombs around the shield generator, destroying it! Now the fort is back in the open! He also converts Kirby to pro-godmodder with the promise of food, and he summons the Ghost Pirate Ship from the old thread! Now the battle is heating up...
Fort: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000.
Wrath Kitten: [AG] HP: 4,500/7,500.
Level 3 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000. Ammo: 100%. Rockets: 100%.
Level 3 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 11,000. Metal: 60/200.
johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}
fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {0/4}
Raposaurus Rex: [???] HP: 20,000. Bribing: 25% AG. Will attack in 9 turns.
Kirby: [PG] HP: 12,000/12,000.
Ghost Pirate Ship: [PG] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Godmodder: HP: 108/125.