wait. Does that mean the godmodder gets healed. Even if he does or not I take off his helmet with telekinesis and then fling his head into a wall multiple times
I stop charging whatever the heck I was charging and start charging something else.
Except for the fact that I'm dead.
Or am I? My spirit flows into one of ninja's Constructs and possesses it! I change the 14 posts of charge I had used into: Spoil of War Alchemiter: 14/30. It will allow people to combine their spoils of war to form greater, more powerful ones. If multiple people have them, then the new one will be sharable. For thte fun of the game.
If this isn't possible, then Snow Golem Surpreme: 14/30.
My avatar (the Construct) grabs a cleaver and throws it at Trewqs, while he orders all the Construct artillery focus on my body. He also orders that C^3 (Construct Coffee Co.) increase its production to 100%.
While he's at it, he grabs some body armor and a tall 18-1900's military cap, complete with a red-colored plume.
Trewq's next attack will fail! 1,200 damage to your body!
I push a button.
Something : 5/12
Up, up, down, down,left...
I use logic to point out that attacking me is more likely to make me go PG. I fire that logic at pit, ninjatwist,trollltd,and all their entities.
The virus, being a unique threat, has an integrity level instead of health. it starts at 100% and can be reduced by the godmodder or pro-godmodder players, but becomes much harder to completely eradicate at less than 10% integrity (with each attack against it only doing 1% integrity damage at that point). It attacks by damaging the integrity of its target, and is less effective the more its integrity damage. Target integrity can be repaired by the godmodder himself or
Possible targets:
Godmodder Integrity: this is very hard to reduce (after all, this is the godmodder after all). the godmodder has a chance equal to the amount of integrity he has lost to suffer form disruption, which causes him to either lose his action deploying countermeasures or take 1 damage. at 0% integrity, the godmodder is destroyed, but this will never happen... right?
Virus Integrity: the virus can repair its own integrity by hiding more pieces of itself in obscure pieces of the code.
Physics Engine Integrity: unlike the glitch, the virus will abuse the physics engine to benefit the anti-godmodders. this causes a chance equal to the amount of integrity lost for a pro-godmodder attack to deal reduced damage or for a anti-godmodder attack to deal increased damage.
Entity Integrity: this is seperate for every entity, but should only be recorded for entities that have this damaged. an entity has a chance equal to the amount of integrity lost to suffer form disruption. because entities cannot deploy programming countermeasures, this causes damage based on the amount of lost integrity as well as making them lose a turn.
Security Integrity: this controls the security measures I have placed to retain control over the virus. If it is reduced to 0%, the virus goes rogue and starts attacking everybody.
Code Glitchiness: This is how much the code is disrupted and warped by the virus. If it hits 0%, the dreaded Glitch forms. this is slowly reduced over time while the virus is alive, and is reduced faster if the virus goes rogue.
Note: the virus is mostly autonamous in what it chooses to attacks, but I can order it to target a specific area. also, more targets may be added if I (or the gamemaster) think them up.
Meanwhile, I add a special anti-player weapon to combat modules: the gravity gun fires players several thousand miles away before they can attack. I then order the UOSS to keep producing carriers and drones (which all remain in close orbit protected by the combat modules) until I order otherwise.
EDIT: DAMMIT! NINJAD BY THE GAMEMASTER! VIRUS, ATTACK THE PHYSICS ENGINE!
VIRUS installed! The Godmodder realizes that the fact that you have charged this virus actually makes it... WORK! The server tries its hardest to fight against the VIRUS, but it is actually trying this time... It's not easy!
Combat Modules buffed! A Carrier will be produced this turn!
Anyways, as my avatar commands all the Constructs to hand out coffee to all the AG players, making them mini-crit, he uses the Contaminated Gear on MONOCULUS! Construct artillery changes targets from my body to MONOCULUS!, although a marker is placed on my body, making all PG entities attack it.
Next three AG attacks will mini-crit! You use the Contaminated Gear! MONOCULUS! is now Contaminated! He will recieve 2,000 damage for three turns! Others can be infected over time. 2,500 damage to MONOCULUS, due to the Constructs!
I build it in the Wily Egg zone to produce SWATBOTs to help secure the zone.
Remember to put the Wily Egg zone in as a world.
If I add it as a world, the Godmodder will be alerted to its presence and will start attacking it! Are you sure you want this to happen? Small SWATBOT Factory added!
I tell the godmodder I will tell him the viruses secret weakness if he gets players to stop attacking me.I then throw Skylanders at something.
Somthing 6/12
Up, up, down, down, left, right....
All of a sudden a glowing bar appears.
Loyalty \\\\\\\\\\/////////
I have decided to take a side. the side i pick varies biased on you actions. helping me leans me to you side, harming moves me away. Currently I have a slight favoritism to the PG side ( pit, ninjatwist) I will unleash my special summon one I have picked a sided
The Godmodder likes seeing people attack you! In fact, he likes seeing people just attacking! The Skylanders do nothing!
8/30 ???
I shoot a Portal at a slate and throw that up at ninjatwist's body. I then shoot one on the moon when the slate is above him and it pulls him up towards the slate slightly and makes him fall slower to cause less destruction.
Hey, I tried to persuade you, Trewqs, but no, you had to kick my beautiful construct into the air.
This time, I persuade Treqws with coffee, making his next attack against the PGs mini-crit.
Anyways, as more coffee is manufactured for the AGs, the Constructs continue to hail their artillery on MONOCULUS!, however, about half the arsenal of the Constructs is raining down its firepower upon my body.
6/4. 2,000 damage to MONOCULUS and 500 damage to your Body!
I'm not stupid.
And I also hate coffee, which i spit out on the virus. I then throw the cup at the virus. 2:8 7/3.
Something: 7/12
Up,up,down, down,left, right, left...
Is the post limit measured from the last twinbuilder post or the last update? since twinbuilder posted but did not update.
Anyways: I mind control the next PG poster, countering his action and making him attack the godmodder. this causes the godmodder to betray that player for betraying the godmodder, forcing that player off the pro-godmodder team.
prepare to upload virus to virus containment area!
>virus upload executing
*10 seconds later*
>upload complete. initiate payload y/n
>y
PAYLOAD EXECUTE!
The Virus is a powerful code that attempts to attack the godmodder's server. It attacks by reducing the integrity of its targets, and can only be defeating by losing all of its own integrity.
List of targets:
Virus Integrity: Because of the nature of the virus, only the godmodder and possibly pro-godmodder players can damage this, unless an entity might reasonably be able to. damage to this reduces the amount of damage that can be caused by the Virus. if the virus is at 10% or less integriy, it becomes much harder to completely destroy. the Virus can reinfect targets to recover integrity.
Virus Security Integrity: This determines my control over the virus. if it hits 0%, the virus goes rogue and starts attacking everybody.
Virus Shield: a integrated part of the UOSS (since it was built) that prevents the virus from losing integrity or security integrity until the bridge is destroyed. cannot lose integrity.
Godmodder Integrity: The integrity of the godmodder. the godmodder has a chance equal to the amount of missing integrity to suffer form disruption, forcing him to either miss a turn or take 1 damage. If it hits 0%, the godmodder is destroyed (which will never happen obviously).
Entity Integrity: Seperate for each entity, and only recorded if it is damaged on an entity. the victim has a chance equal to the missing integrity to suffer form disruption, causing it to miss a turn and take damage. if it drops to 0%, the entity is automatically destroyed. Larger entities lose integrity slower.
Physics Engine: damage to this causes a chance equal to the amount of missing integrity for a AG attack to deal more damage or for a PG attack to deal less damage.
Glitchiness: slowly reduced as a result of the code war created by the virus each turn, reduces much faster if virus goes rogue. if the integrity is reduced to 0%, the dreaded glitch forms, and even before that strange things may happen.
More targets may be invented if I think of them.
Note: the virus generally functions on its own unless I order it specifically. exact damage is unknown, but remember that this was technically a 50 post charge that I tried to complete right after the last post in act 1, so it should be pretty powerful.
Also, my previous order stands for the UOSS (produce carriers and drones until I order otherwise). I also install a Cataclysm Shield, which negates any overpowered instakills that would otherwise destroy the UOSS regardless of the normal method of destroying it as long as the bridge is still up (NO EXCEPTIONS!)
VIRUS modified! Cataclysm Shield installed! However, festfr's 30-post charge hit before you did this, so it still goes through!
wait. Does that mean the godmodder gets healed. Even if he does or not I take off his helmet with telekinesis and then fling his head into a wall multiple times
The Godmodder's Diamond Helmet is buffed with Unremovability! As such, he is protected when you slam him against a wall.
I stop charging whatever the heck I was charging and start charging something else.
Except for the fact that I'm dead.
Or am I? My spirit flows into one of ninja's Constructs and possesses it! I change the 14 posts of charge I had used into: Spoil of War Alchemiter: 14/30. It will allow people to combine their spoils of war to form greater, more powerful ones. If multiple people have them, then the new one will be sharable. For thte fun of the game.
If this isn't possible, then Snow Golem Surpreme: 14/30.
Alchemizing Spoils of War would cost a googolplex of Grist. So, you are now charging the Snow Golem Supreme.
I unload A flurry of buzz axe strikes into something un-allied with me
3,000 damage to the Dark Nova Ball!
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Flood deals 6,000 damage to the Dark Nova Ball!
The UOSS uses its Superlaser against the Dark Nova Ball, dealing 10,000 damage! The Drones and 1TrollLtd finish it off!
The Godmodder realizes that for the first time in tons of turns, he is alone! If things keep going like this, plus with the Virus, he's going to lose... But then, the Godmodder realizes that he has let his entities do the work all this time and hasn't unlocked his true power! The Godmodder equips dark godmodding forces and takes off!
He destroys the Flood, and then deals 5,000 damage to 1TrollLtd! The Everydimensional Portal summons three more entities!
Courage Wolf added!
Diablo added!
Insanity Wolf added! They will attack next turn.
The Forge:
Suddenly, at the Battlefield, everyone sees a new cave spring up out of nowhere! It is decorated with obsidian, and inside rests an Alchemiter, thousands of captchalogue cards, and some supplies! You can now alchemize anything at any time. I will post more info on this later, and it will be added into the OP.
Alchemiter: [A] STATUS: Free to use.
Supplies: HAMMER, KNITTING NEEDLES, CHEAP SWORD, RIFLE, COMPUTER, XBOX 360, BACKPACK, IRON ORE, FURNACE, CRAFTING TABLE.
The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: III
I summon spirits of the dead to distract Insanity Wolf, then do a classic orbit drop (flying in from orbit to gain huge velocity on an HHH smashing attack that deals brutal damage) into its head, stunning it and letting the dead spirits swarm it on the ground.
I find a member of UOSS crew (yes, there are crew on it), and task him with figuring out how to use the alchemy device to combine the Rifle and Cheap Sword into a sword cannon, then telling me how I can do it if only players can do that.
Meanwhile, I open the gates of hell... causing craploads of lava to fall out and incinerate Insanity Wolf (the spirits of the dead are able to move fast enough to escape).
This would be a Level 1 alchemization, so all you have to do is make one more post about getting the resources to alchemize it and then the Bayonet is yours!
I tell the alchemist crewmember to abort mission, then fire a freeze ray at the lava that just got poured on the Insanity Wolf, stunning it for a turn as it escapes a rocky prison.
I'm assuming that I get to keep that post I was charging...
Far away in a distant world...
The Vord are gathering...
The Vord, a monstrous race with the capacity to adapt to anything have destroyed countless worlds, and will destroy countless more...
and all that stands between this world and the rampage is a mere 34 posts left...
Or so it seems...
6/40
Meanwhile in the Vord Hive upon Alternate Carna #2
Young queen...
Yes mother?
You are being sent out to colonize the new world.
Yes mother.
The Vord wil-
Mother?
Interesting species...
Mother!
At that moment, the younger of the Vord queens jumps at the new presence, and is quickly deflected.
Quiet you insect. I have no more use for you than as a mere underqueen, a general and source of troops.
You are an enemy of the Vord.
You only wish that, but as of now, you are my tools...
And with a harsh laughter, the end of the universe draws nearer, as the new self-proclaimed Vordlord prepares his army for its march on the world of Minecraft.
How do the Vord work?
Basically, once the new queen comes, the queen acts as sort of a spawner of sorts, becoming the base for the vord swarm, continually spreading the croach which acts as a food source, alarm system, and home all at once. Charges are funneled into the queen to give her increased strength.
The strength is drained to spawning the different types of vord, the more powerful they are and the more quickly they can be summoned, the more strength they use (vord types can be reabsorbed, putting the strength back into the pool). Strength can be diverted away from, or added to Vord types to make less or more of them. Any strength not being used for the queen can be diverted into the croach to make it more durable and spread faster, or left in the pool, where it increases the strength of the queen to defend herself. Any Vord other than the queen separated from the croach by a significant distance die almost immediately.
Strength can be gained another way: through the croach. The croach absorbs all life in the landscape, removing it and adding it to the strength of the Vord, and so the only way for the Vord to lose strength is through mass destruction of the croach. Removing all strength points from the croach is a bad idea, as the croach is required to make any armies of significant size and the queen cannot take on the godmodder on her own.
Yes, the queen is anti-goddmodder, but only because I need him out of the way.
Except for the fact that I'm dead.
Or am I? My spirit flows into one of ninja's Constructs and possesses it! I change the 14 posts of charge I had used into: Spoil of War Alchemiter: 14/30. It will allow people to combine their spoils of war to form greater, more powerful ones. If multiple people have them, then the new one will be sharable. For thte fun of the game.
If this isn't possible, then Snow Golem Surpreme: 14/30.
Oh no
As my body plummets to the earth, bombarded by Construct artillery, I begin to summon the will of the Deathless. 1/40.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
For now I help TheSerpent: 15/30
I unload A flurry of buzz axe strikes into something un-allied with me
Trewq's next attack will fail! 1,200 damage to your body!
You fail!
VIRUS installed! The Godmodder realizes that the fact that you have charged this virus actually makes it... WORK! The server tries its hardest to fight against the VIRUS, but it is actually trying this time... It's not easy!
Combat Modules buffed! A Carrier will be produced this turn!
Next three AG attacks will mini-crit! You use the Contaminated Gear! MONOCULUS! is now Contaminated! He will recieve 2,000 damage for three turns! Others can be infected over time. 2,500 damage to MONOCULUS, due to the Constructs!
If I add it as a world, the Godmodder will be alerted to its presence and will start attacking it! Are you sure you want this to happen? Small SWATBOT Factory added!
Trewq's next attack will fail!
The Godmodder likes seeing people attack you! In fact, he likes seeing people just attacking! The Skylanders do nothing!
Loyalty Bar added!
5 [IIIIIIIIII] 5
It causes 1,200 damage instead!
Turrets built!
6/4. 2,000 damage to MONOCULUS and 500 damage to your Body!
7/3.
5 Drones killed! The UOSS was an astonishing 100-post charge. The reason I let it go through was because it started before the charge cap.
Zero added! You cannot claim sides! If you keep trying to make a part of the game your own, all your entities will be treated as Neutral.
The UOSS is locked onto the Dark Nova Ball!
-2 VIRUS INTEGRITY!
You cannot create a new charge for three more of your posts!
All UOSS Drones destroyed! 4 Thruster Mounts destroyed! Drone Factory destroyed! 2,750 damage to the UOSS!
1,500 damage to MONOCULUS! 1,000 damage to your Body!
Next PG attack will be sabotaged!
3,500 damage to the Dark Nova Ball!
3,000 damage to the Dark Nova Ball!
7/3.
1,000 damage to each! This kills MONOCULUS!
You fail!
500 damage!
2,000 damage to a Thruster Mount!
VIRUS modified! Cataclysm Shield installed! However, festfr's 30-post charge hit before you did this, so it still goes through!
500 damage! The current charge cap is 40.
The Godmodder's Diamond Helmet is buffed with Unremovability! As such, he is protected when you slam him against a wall.
Alchemizing Spoils of War would cost a googolplex of Grist. So, you are now charging the Snow Golem Supreme.
Ninjatwist's Body neutralized!
OK.
3,000 damage to the Dark Nova Ball!
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Flood deals 6,000 damage to the Dark Nova Ball!
The UOSS uses its Superlaser against the Dark Nova Ball, dealing 10,000 damage! The Drones and 1TrollLtd finish it off!
The Godmodder realizes that for the first time in tons of turns, he is alone! If things keep going like this, plus with the Virus, he's going to lose... But then, the Godmodder realizes that he has let his entities do the work all this time and hasn't unlocked his true power! The Godmodder equips dark godmodding forces and takes off!
He destroys the Flood, and then deals 5,000 damage to 1TrollLtd! The Everydimensional Portal summons three more entities!
Courage Wolf added!
Diablo added!
Insanity Wolf added! They will attack next turn.
The Forge:
Suddenly, at the Battlefield, everyone sees a new cave spring up out of nowhere! It is decorated with obsidian, and inside rests an Alchemiter, thousands of captchalogue cards, and some supplies! You can now alchemize anything at any time. I will post more info on this later, and it will be added into the OP.
Alchemiter: [A] STATUS: Free to use.
Supplies: HAMMER, KNITTING NEEDLES, CHEAP SWORD, RIFLE, COMPUTER, XBOX 360, BACKPACK, IRON ORE, FURNACE, CRAFTING TABLE.
The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: III
Diablo: [N] HP: 66,000/66,000.
U.O.S.S.: [AG] HP: 47,250/50,000. Shields: 0/0. Shield Generators: 0/5,000. (x0.) Combat Module: 5,000/5,000. (x8.) Thruster Mounts: 2,000/10,000. (x4.) Drone Factories: 0/10,000. (x0.) Redundant Systems: 5,000/5,000. (x5.) Elevation: 10
U.O.S.S. Drones: [AG] HP: 250/250. (x4.)
U.O.S.S. Ships: [AG] Carrier: 2,500/2,500 HP. 1,000/1,000 Shields. (x1.)
1TrollLtd the Psycho Mutant: [AG] HP: 5,000/15,000. Bloodlust: 3/30.
Courage Wolf: [AG] HP: 25,000/25,000.
Insanity Wolf: [PG] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 61/125.
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: 0000000000/@(#&!(^%#$!#(@#
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 98%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 100%
SHIELD INTEGRITY: 100%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 100%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 100%
The Spoils:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: III DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: III READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: III READY (PitTheAngel)
For convient reference, I am including Spoils of War in the Battlefield now. Also, they are getting changed slightly as well. More on that in the OP.
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
ekimo3631: [AG] Status: Idle
macnor: [AG] Status: Idle
sam41803: [AG] Status: Idle
kazar14: [PG] Status: Active
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
Trewqs: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Active
Allosaurus_Jr: [N] Status: Idle
A convienent list of all players and their sides.
[1/15]
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I reanimate, and the construct that was previously my avatar welcomes me back into the world of the conscious. C^3 is doing its finest, being current.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Dooooo do do do doooo...
4/20 MMM launchers
I order drones and carriers to start repairing the thing that spits out more drones, and help myself using SUPER MINECRAFT BLOCK PLACING POWERS!
Virus Actions: It "slightly" reduces the integrity of the extradimensional portal, then attempts to corrupt the physics engine.
I alchemize an Xbox and Knitting Needles. MUAHAHAHA!
Oh no
WHATEVER SIDE YOU ARE LISTED AS IN THE SCOREBOARD IS FINAL. NO EXCEPTIONS. CHANGE IT NOW WHILE YOU CAN.
5/20 MMM Launchers
I summon spirits of the dead to distract Insanity Wolf, then do a classic orbit drop (flying in from orbit to gain huge velocity on an HHH smashing attack that deals brutal damage) into its head, stunning it and letting the dead spirits swarm it on the ground.
6/20 MMM Launchers
I find a member of UOSS crew (yes, there are crew on it), and task him with figuring out how to use the alchemy device to combine the Rifle and Cheap Sword into a sword cannon, then telling me how I can do it if only players can do that.
Meanwhile, I open the gates of hell... causing craploads of lava to fall out and incinerate Insanity Wolf (the spirits of the dead are able to move fast enough to escape).
I have it listed in the OP. Go check there!
By the way, Rifle && Cheap Sword = Bayonet
This would be a Level 1 alchemization, so all you have to do is make one more post about getting the resources to alchemize it and then the Bayonet is yours!
7/20 MMM Launchers
I tell the alchemist crewmember to abort mission, then fire a freeze ray at the lava that just got poured on the Insanity Wolf, stunning it for a turn as it escapes a rocky prison.
Far away in a distant world...
The Vord are gathering...
The Vord, a monstrous race with the capacity to adapt to anything have destroyed countless worlds, and will destroy countless more...
and all that stands between this world and the rampage is a mere 34 posts left...
Or so it seems...
6/40
Meanwhile in the Vord Hive upon Alternate Carna #2
Young queen...
Yes mother?
You are being sent out to colonize the new world.
Yes mother.
The Vord wil-
Mother?
Interesting species...
Mother!
At that moment, the younger of the Vord queens jumps at the new presence, and is quickly deflected.
Quiet you insect. I have no more use for you than as a mere underqueen, a general and source of troops.
You are an enemy of the Vord.
You only wish that, but as of now, you are my tools...
And with a harsh laughter, the end of the universe draws nearer, as the new self-proclaimed Vordlord prepares his army for its march on the world of Minecraft.
How do the Vord work?
Basically, once the new queen comes, the queen acts as sort of a spawner of sorts, becoming the base for the vord swarm, continually spreading the croach which acts as a food source, alarm system, and home all at once. Charges are funneled into the queen to give her increased strength.
The strength is drained to spawning the different types of vord, the more powerful they are and the more quickly they can be summoned, the more strength they use (vord types can be reabsorbed, putting the strength back into the pool). Strength can be diverted away from, or added to Vord types to make less or more of them. Any strength not being used for the queen can be diverted into the croach to make it more durable and spread faster, or left in the pool, where it increases the strength of the queen to defend herself. Any Vord other than the queen separated from the croach by a significant distance die almost immediately.
Strength can be gained another way: through the croach. The croach absorbs all life in the landscape, removing it and adding it to the strength of the Vord, and so the only way for the Vord to lose strength is through mass destruction of the croach. Removing all strength points from the croach is a bad idea, as the croach is required to make any armies of significant size and the queen cannot take on the godmodder on her own.
Yes, the queen is anti-goddmodder, but only because I need him out of the way.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.