4/4, the engineer joins the fellowship of the anti-godmodder.
He then shows the Binary a notice of non-hostilities from The Management, pointing out that they are the anti-godmodding fellowship, not the anti-godmodding fellowship, and are not allowed to attack or take damage from anyone until the godmodder returns.
The conversation in the fellowship was as follows:
"Gandalf, I have a note from The Management"
"Oh really?"
"Yes, they apparently do not want us to engage the binary monster."
"How did they say it?"
"I quote: 'You are forbidden under all circumstances to attack anything or take any damage at all until the godmodder returns."
"They forbid us to take damage?"
"Yes, they did. And just when I thought the bureaucrats couldn't get any dumber."
I join the fellowship of the anti-godmodder and attack the the one-monstrosity with my return and then divide the Binary by -1!! HAHAHAQHAHAHAHQUHSUBDUQDHUHS((WHat))
make infinite monkeys bashing on infinite keyboards with only -2s and 4s connected to computers this time with the binary coding program loaded on them,eventualy turning all the 1s and 0s into 2s
One of the first rules of mathematics is that you CANNOT DIVIDE BY ZERO! This logic error causes the entire foundation mathematics to break and crumble on top of you.
3/4 on the engineer.
Gandalf repeats "You shall not pass!" At which point his personal shield comes up, giving a counterattack bonus of blinding light on anyone who attacks the fellowship until they leave their defensive stance.
4/4, the engineer joins the fellowship of the anti-godmodder.
He then shows the Binary a notice of non-hostilities from The Management, pointing out that they are the anti-godmodding fellowship, not the anti-godmodding fellowship, and are not allowed to attack or take damage from anyone until the godmodder returns.
The conversation in the fellowship was as follows:
"Gandalf, I have a note from The Management"
"Oh really?"
"Yes, they apparently do not want us to engage the binary monster."
"How did they say it?"
"I quote: 'You are forbidden under all circumstances to attack anything or take any damage at all until the godmodder returns."
"They forbid us to take damage?"
"Yes, they did. And just when I thought the bureaucrats couldn't get any dumber."
The Fellowship will not attack anything! However, they are so mystified by the Management's order not to take damage that they take 1000 damage. Oh, the irony!
I join the fellowship of the anti-godmodder and attack the the one-monstrosity with my return and then divide the Binary by -1!! HAHAHAQHAHAHAHQUHSUBDUQDHUHS((WHat))
You divide the Binary by -1, making it Negative Binary for one turn! This causes its attacks to deal more damage! Math is a double edged sword... You join the Fellowship!
Did i mention i idiotically forgot to put the lid on before we did the flop?
+2!
The Battlefield:
Binary destroys two 2s, and uses mini-critted dual Zero Beams on the Fellowship, dealing 4500 damage and killing macnor.
The One Monstrosity deals 500 damage to the Fellowship! The Fellowship ignore the management and counterattack, killing the One Monstrosity! However, the Fellowship are about to die when Gandalf uses the last of his magic to save the engineer, who now has 2000 health. Gandalf dies.
Suddenly, as The_Serpent finishes posting the turn's attacks, he sees something... something he dreads. When he posted the .gif file of Jack Noir, he had unwittingly done something he now regrets. He had Error: unexpected exception found in file: "Binary". Loading file Red_Mi... done the Unknown filename: "C://Users/Godmodder477/%appdata%/Roaming/.minecraft," loading replacement file "C://Users/AndrewHussie/Libraries/Documents/Derse.txt." and OH NO...
There is a reason I had a Jack Noir gif there...
The Red Miles races through and kills The_Serpent. Jack Noir shatters the wall and flies in, creating other Dersites to help him. He then starts to absorb data from Binary. If he manages to absorb it all, he will become unstoppable, but you don't know what he's absorbed already. The Godmodder might come in and kill him soon, and that is your best hope. Otherwise, you've got problems. Oh, and did I mention you have to fight Binary at the same time? Or you could just fight Jack and wait until he kills Binary, but then he'll be even more nigh-indestructible than he already was. I wish you luck. Or I would, if I weren't dead.
You completely failed on taking the fellowship into account. It is not an individual entity, it is a group of people and gains health and such from the members within, you don't deal damage directly to the group, but rather to the individuals.
Also, I demand my 4 posts back since you effectively ignored ANY BUFF I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN FROM THE ENGINEER. please.
The engineer is now dead and I get my four posts back, and if that isn't good enough, I kill whatever the heck it is you thought the fellowship was to get the whole fours posts back as well.
5/?
I have a feeling I want to wait until twinbuilder comes back to do anything.
Meanwhile, somewhere on the edge of the universe, so far out into the farlands that even the void and the fake chunks dare not go there...
So this is what you were doing?
Yup. I'm not impressed.
I was still having... problems. I see. This will be interesting.
STORYPOST:
This was what it was originally:
An entity watches and waits...
And gets himself some more popcorn.
"This oughtta be interesting. Whichever way it comes out, I'm hiding my stuff beyond the edge of the server, not really much point, but this'll still be cool."
You completely failed on taking the fellowship into account. It is not an individual entity, it is a group of people and gains health and such from the members within, you don't deal damage directly to the group, but rather to the individuals.
Also, I demand my 4 posts back since you effectively ignored ANY BUFF I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN FROM THE ENGINEER. please.
The engineer is now dead and I get my four posts back, and if that isn't good enough, I kill whatever the heck it is you thought the fellowship was to get the whole fours posts back as well.
5/?
I have a feeling I want to wait until twinbuilder comes back to do anything.
Okay, stop. If you wanted each member of the Fellowship to be separate entities, you could have stated it more specifically, and besides, if you wanted each member of the Fellowship to be as powerful as the Fellowship itself, my only advice is to charge for longer. You also never stated any buffs that the engineer would grant, so I merely treated him as part of an entity that would affect the Battlefield. Congratulations, you just killed the Fellowship. I'll give you a 2-post charge for recompensation. It isn't much. Use it wisely.
He then shows the Binary a notice of non-hostilities from The Management, pointing out that they are the anti-godmodding fellowship, not the anti-godmodding fellowship, and are not allowed to attack or take damage from anyone until the godmodder returns.
The conversation in the fellowship was as follows:
"Gandalf, I have a note from The Management"
"Oh really?"
"Yes, they apparently do not want us to engage the binary monster."
"How did they say it?"
"I quote: 'You are forbidden under all circumstances to attack anything or take any damage at all until the godmodder returns."
"They forbid us to take damage?"
"Yes, they did. And just when I thought the bureaucrats couldn't get any dumber."
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
HAHAHAQHAHAHAHQUHSUBDUQDHUHS((WHat))
"Only through war can true peace be achieved"
-A. Quoted PersonGandalf pitches in by magically transforming a 1 into a 2.
the engineer hacks into another, changing it into a 2.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Directly into a container.
Full of 2's.
Did i mention i idiotically forgot to put the lid on before we did the flop?
+2!
I hope the replacement works...
The three immediately gets burned by 1TrollLtd and reverts into a 1.
The 3 has been burned!
One of the first rules of mathematics is that you CANNOT DIVIDE BY ZERO! This logic error causes the entire foundation mathematics to break and crumble on top of you.
3000 damage to the One Monstrosity!
Counterattacks will be taken out!
The Fellowship will not attack anything! However, they are so mystified by the Management's order not to take damage that they take 1000 damage. Oh, the irony!
You divide the Binary by -1, making it Negative Binary for one turn! This causes its attacks to deal more damage! Math is a double edged sword... You join the Fellowship!
+2 +2! However, you change zeroes, not ones, because Binary is in its 0 form.
+2!
The Battlefield:
Binary destroys two 2s, and uses mini-critted dual Zero Beams on the Fellowship, dealing 4500 damage and killing macnor.
The One Monstrosity deals 500 damage to the Fellowship! The Fellowship ignore the management and counterattack, killing the One Monstrosity! However, the Fellowship are about to die when Gandalf uses the last of his magic to save the engineer, who now has 2000 health. Gandalf dies.
Suddenly, as The_Serpent finishes posting the turn's attacks, he sees something... something he dreads. When he posted the .gif file of Jack Noir, he had unwittingly done something he now regrets. He had Error: unexpected exception found in file: "Binary". Loading file Red_Mi... done the Unknown filename: "C://Users/Godmodder477/%appdata%/Roaming/.minecraft," loading replacement file "C://Users/AndrewHussie/Libraries/Documents/Derse.txt." and OH NO...
There is a reason I had a Jack Noir gif there...
The Red Miles races through and kills The_Serpent. Jack Noir shatters the wall and flies in, creating other Dersites to help him. He then starts to absorb data from Binary. If he manages to absorb it all, he will become unstoppable, but you don't know what he's absorbed already. The Godmodder might come in and kill him soon, and that is your best hope. Otherwise, you've got problems. Oh, and did I mention you have to fight Binary at the same time? Or you could just fight Jack and wait until he kills Binary, but then he'll be even more nigh-indestructible than he already was. I wish you luck. Or I would, if I weren't dead.
[DE] Jack Noir: 115000/115000
[DE] Draconian Dignitary: 50000/50000
[DE] Hegemonic Brute: 50000/50000
[DE] Courtyard Droll: 40000/40000
[N] Binary-0: 10101010101012121212
[PR] Fellowship of the Anti-Godmodder-1: 2000/9000. Current Members: Engineer
Oh no
If Jack Noir absorbs all binary, we're doomed.
There's 3 ways to stop this:
-Wait until the Gigapause stops
-Kill Jack Noir
-Kill Binary
SO WE MUST KILL ALL!
FIRE THE MISSILES!
EVERYTHING MUST DIE!
Named Monty
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
"GODDAMN JACKS! THEY'RE ALWAYS TURNING OUT TO BE EVIL NOWADAYS!"
I then leap back, digistruct a Norfleet in my hand, and blast a bombardment of explosives at Jack Noir.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Also, I demand my 4 posts back since you effectively ignored ANY BUFF I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN FROM THE ENGINEER. please.
The engineer is now dead and I get my four posts back, and if that isn't good enough, I kill whatever the heck it is you thought the fellowship was to get the whole fours posts back as well.
5/?
I have a feeling I want to wait until twinbuilder comes back to do anything.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Seriously, I haven't read Homestuck yet, could you put it in a spoiler? The gif is slowing down my iPad.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Meanwhile, somewhere on the edge of the universe, so far out into the farlands that even the void and the fake chunks dare not go there...
So this is what you were doing?
Yup.
I'm not impressed.
I was still having... problems.
I see.
This will be interesting.
STORYPOST:
This was what it was originally:
An entity watches and waits...
And gets himself some more popcorn.
"This oughtta be interesting. Whichever way it comes out, I'm hiding my stuff beyond the edge of the server, not really much point, but this'll still be cool."
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
>execute blowupserver.exe
Okay, stop. If you wanted each member of the Fellowship to be separate entities, you could have stated it more specifically, and besides, if you wanted each member of the Fellowship to be as powerful as the Fellowship itself, my only advice is to charge for longer. You also never stated any buffs that the engineer would grant, so I merely treated him as part of an entity that would affect the Battlefield. Congratulations, you just killed the Fellowship. I'll give you a 2-post charge for recompensation. It isn't much. Use it wisely.
Oh no
Well then, 5/? on my charge.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.