18/30 ??? ?????
I trip the godmodder with shoes enchanted with trippy XX, pain XX, and undodgeable XX!
Then I laugh at him and say "I just did that. UMAD?"
2,199 damage to Jack Noir! Since we all know he is virtually unbeatable, he teleports away from the battlefield with only a sliver of his health left. He won't be coming back...
I give the rest of the players a full set of turtle armor{adds health and reflects full damage back on the attacker{if a mech hits him for 1000 damage,the mech takes 1000 damage}
research 8/10
The OP Scale fries the Turtle Armor to reflect Pit's nerf! I am assuming you mean the in-game players, and not players as in you, sigmatw, Pit, and ninjatwist.
I break the S-MECH's Sniper Rifle, in an attempt to stop him using it. I then proceed to bonk him on the head with a giant hammer. And if he's not dead already, I shoot Jack Noir a couple hundred times with a DSR-50.
Also, I vote to use all players' Special Attacks.
The S-Mech cannot use its Special Move this turn! 3,000 damage! Jack Noir has vanished!
I take out a lawnmower and machine gun, and use one of them to mow down the midnight crew(which one did I use? There's no way to know!).
Suddenly, a PARADOXICAL UNIVERSE MINDSWEEP occurs! Your action spawns two different realities: one where you used the lawnmower, and one where you used the machine gun. In one of the realities, you were successful in defeating the godmodder, and in the other, you failed in defeating him!
However, since no one knew the outcome of your attack for certain because the GREAT TIMEKEEPER vaporized your weapons, a third timeline was created, which is the one we've been in the entire time.
18/30 ??? ?????
I trip the godmodder with shoes enchanted with trippy XX, pain XX, and undodgeable XX!
Then I laugh at him and say "I just did that. UMAD?"
Since not much harm can come from a bad fall, the godmodder just keeps his chin up, walks away, and hopes that no one else saw that.
I summon an old lady on a couch petting a cat to distract the Godmodder.
The godmodder is not distracted at all by this! He has no idea why you would bring a perfectly fine old lady out in the middle of a war-torn battlefield, just to distract a nigh-omnipotent Minecraft player! He sees the logic of your attack ridiculous and wonders how you ever thought it would work! Most of all, he is oh gosh why is that landslide there?
I go to the godmodders IRL house and kill him, because my research on where he lives is done
I eat the old lady on a couch to distract the godmodder even more
You do not know the godmodder's address!
You are so enraged that you spent a 10-post attack doing virtually nothing of any significance that you deal 5,000 damage to the C-Mech MK.II and the W-Mech!
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Midnight Crew, in a desperate last stand, destroys the Egg-Wily Machine's Mega Shield!
Suddenly, all the players that are left standing begin to unleash their Special Moves! tentacleTherapist uses her needles to conjure up the DARKEST HORRORTERRORSimaginable, unleashing things on the PG side nothing should ever see! They cannot attack this turn! tentacleTherapist dissapears in a flash of light as she ascends.
turntechGodhead rummages around in his sylladex to find the SORD......, ready to ironically defeat the opposing team. Suddenly, a MASS RAMPAGE of Daves appear everywhere from different timelines, rushing the PGs! They deal 4,000 damage to the Z-Mech, S-Mech, and SL-Mech! turntechGodhead dissapears in a flash of light as he ascends.
gardenGnostic claps and holds up a piece of irradiated steak! As she does so, the battlefield is enveloped in a familiar silhouette. Out of the blue green, her GOOD DOG Becquerel appears, ready to annihilate the PG team if necessary! He will dissapear next turn. gardenGnostic dissapears in a flash of light as she ascends.
Once the AG team comes to from that immense wave of specials, they realize that the entire PG side is defenseless! So, they rush to attack! The Egg-Wily Machine X kills the Midnight Crew! The Robot Masters and Colossal Titan deal 6,000 damage to the S-Mech MK.II! The Condesce deals 3,000 damage to the EN-Mech! Since the players' Turtle Armor is gone, the Colossal Titan and Robot Master pick it up.
Even though the godmodder wouldv'e been able to attack this turn, he is too busy staring in shock at the immense wave of specials that occured this turn to do anything!
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I trip the godmodder with shoes enchanted with trippy XX, pain XX, and undodgeable XX!
Then I laugh at him and say "I just did that. UMAD?"
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I buff the colossal titan. It will take 25% less damage during this turn and deal mini-crits.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
19/30 ?????????????
I give tentacleTherapist an Anti-Stick Shield that repels all stick-based attacks!
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8/30
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20/30 ???????
I summon a Tentacle Monster Attracting DummyTM to divert the tentacle monster that fseftr made away from tentacleTherapist
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Research 10/10
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36/50 Virus
I take some parts from the mechs and constitute them into the UOSS, with no side effects.
I eat the old lady on a couch to distract the godmodder even more
What weapon? You eat the godmodder's breakfast cake again!
2,199 damage to Jack Noir! Since we all know he is virtually unbeatable, he teleports away from the battlefield with only a sliver of his health left. He won't be coming back...
The OP Scale fries the Turtle Armor to reflect Pit's nerf! I am assuming you mean the in-game players, and not players as in you, sigmatw, Pit, and ninjatwist.
+1,000 HP!
The S-Mech cannot use its Special Move this turn! 3,000 damage! Jack Noir has vanished!
Final votes added!
+1,000 HP!
The players sacrifice themselves to use them, so technically yes.
Suddenly, a PARADOXICAL UNIVERSE MINDSWEEP occurs! Your action spawns two different realities: one where you used the lawnmower, and one where you used the machine gun. In one of the realities, you were successful in defeating the godmodder, and in the other, you failed in defeating him!
However, since no one knew the outcome of your attack for certain because the GREAT TIMEKEEPER vaporized your weapons, a third timeline was created, which is the one we've been in the entire time.
TL;DR: Nothing happens!
Since not much harm can come from a bad fall, the godmodder just keeps his chin up, walks away, and hopes that no one else saw that.
+1,000 HP!
The Midday Crew manages to deal 3,500 damage to the Midnight Crew!
1,000 damage!
Either one or the other...
Random logic dictates that it will deal mini-crits!
You give tentacleTherapist an
ASSI mean...Anti-Stick Shield!*whew*
It is indeed the SL-Mech, and your attack does indeed deal 3,000 damage!
1,000 damage to GardenGnostic!
3,500 damage!
1,000 damage!
Too late!
3,000 damage!
The godmodder is not distracted at all by this! He has no idea why you would bring a perfectly fine old lady out in the middle of a war-torn battlefield, just to distract a nigh-omnipotent Minecraft player! He sees the logic of your attack ridiculous and wonders how you ever thought it would work! Most of all, he is oh gosh why is that landslide there?
1 damage!
It doesn't have any side effects, but it also doesn't have any useful ones!
2,000 damage!
You do not know the godmodder's address!
You are so enraged that you spent a 10-post attack doing virtually nothing of any significance that you deal 5,000 damage to the C-Mech MK.II and the W-Mech!
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Midnight Crew, in a desperate last stand, destroys the Egg-Wily Machine's Mega Shield!
Suddenly, all the players that are left standing begin to unleash their Special Moves! tentacleTherapist uses her needles to conjure up the DARKEST HORRORTERRORS imaginable, unleashing things on the PG side nothing should ever see! They cannot attack this turn! tentacleTherapist dissapears in a flash of light as she ascends.
turntechGodhead rummages around in his sylladex to find the SORD......, ready to ironically defeat the opposing team. Suddenly, a MASS RAMPAGE of Daves appear everywhere from different timelines, rushing the PGs! They deal 4,000 damage to the Z-Mech, S-Mech, and SL-Mech! turntechGodhead dissapears in a flash of light as he ascends.
gardenGnostic claps and holds up a piece of irradiated steak! As she does so, the battlefield is enveloped in a familiar silhouette. Out of the
bluegreen, her GOOD DOG Becquerel appears, ready to annihilate the PG team if necessary! He will dissapear next turn. gardenGnostic dissapears in a flash of light as she ascends.Once the AG team comes to from that immense wave of specials, they realize that the entire PG side is defenseless! So, they rush to attack! The Egg-Wily Machine X kills the Midnight Crew! The Robot Masters and Colossal Titan deal 6,000 damage to the S-Mech MK.II! The Condesce deals 3,000 damage to the EN-Mech! Since the players' Turtle Armor is gone, the Colossal Titan and Robot Master pick it up.
Even though the godmodder wouldv'e been able to attack this turn, he is too busy staring in shock at the immense wave of specials that occured this turn to do anything!
The Battlefield:
Becquerel: [AG]
Research Team: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
1TrollLtd's Armor: [AG] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x3.) Current Armor: Corroding Chestplate, Flare Helm, Explosive Greaves.
Egg Wily Machine X: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields: 2,000/30,000.
Mainframe Beacons: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x5.)
Robot Masters DWN. 003-016: [AG] HP: 4,500/4,500. (x12.) Current Master: Guts Man. Turtle Armor: 10,000/10,000.
Colossal Titan: [AG] HP: 34,000/40,000. Turtle Armor: 10,000/10,000.
The Condesce: [AG] HP: 60,000/60,000.
C-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 25,500/65,000. TNT Strike: IIIII
Z-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 29,880/75,000. Undead Horde: IIIII
S-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 35,830/80,000. Sniper Rifle:
IIIIISL-Mech: [MECH] HP: 28,700/50,000. Acid Rain: IIIII
W-Mech: [MECH] HP: 25,200/40,000. Potion Supply: 9,000/20,000. Crit Potion: IIIII
EN-Mech: [MECH] HP: 25,500/90,000. World's End: IIIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 69/125.
I pull out a pun.