I summon spirits of the dead to join the droid boarding operation! I then use the axe to sacrifice Jack Noir to the UOSS to increase its powerplant efficiency through dark rituals.
I do a MINUS vote for everyone to use their special attack. I then blast Jack with Void Miles, which is like Red Miles, but it harnesses the power of the void.
Portal: 7/10
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I put a mech in front of the feathers, making them hit it instead of ectobiologist.
I heal ectobiologist
I fart on all of the mechs after eating hot chilly peppers and beans.
I give ectobiologist a full set of turtle armor{adds health and reflects full damage back on the attacker{if a mech hits him for 1000 damage,the mech takes 1000 damage}
The Condesce [AG]
Health: 60,000/60,000
Attacks:
Normal: 2x3dent - Deals 1,000-4,000 damage
Special:Optic Blast - Deals heavy damage. Can only be used once every 3 turns.
Condesce added! The Godmodder looks around at all the Homestuck references everywhere...
Metroid Prime: 28/30
I request that all Dersites be changed from [N] to [D]. I then order the agents of Derse to attack, while I unleash the Red Miles on the players. I summon a Black Pawn.
Black Pawn
HP: 1000/1000
Attacks: Slice (Slices opponent)
Rage Slice (Mini-Crit-slices opponent, only available if self or comrade seriously wounded or killed that turn)
Final Slice (Crit-slices opponent, uses when dying)
Call for Backup (Summons one additional Black Pawn)
Buffs: Small Stature - Less likely to be noticed
Power in Numbers -Slice is 5% more effective for each Black Pawn on the battlefield
Debuffs: Revolt (Chance to revolt against the Agents of Derse, chance is very small at first but grows larger with each death of a Black Pawn.)
What Dersite agents? There is only the Midnight Crew now. Black Pawn added! 100 damage to all players, including Jade!
I drop the rock AGAIN, this time with the "guaranteed to do 1 damage if it hits-ability" buff! Of course, because of the curse of repetitiveness, I change it to "guaranteed to do 2 damage if it hits-ability". Because that's way different.
The Godmodder creates a portal into an alternate dimension that the rock enters! Said alternate dimension lies 1,000,000,000 dimensions away from ours, so, even at the speed the rock is traveling, it would take it a long time to arrive!
"Stronger... I need to get... Stronger"
I suddenly disappear from the battle field, replaced whith a research team
HP: 10000/10000
ORDERS:
Do not fight unless provoked
Research: observe powerful objects and entities, gathering data on them.
Aquire: if a powerful object is located, they will attempt to obtain it
Rretreat: one powerful objects are acquired, return to greenbar Castle ( my castle)
I summon: robo me! He is not an entity, but will attempt to support anyone.
( I'm not going to be able to post for a while, that's what it's for)
Somewhere far away...
Trewqs: phew, I made it! now to find the that guild...
*cue long training/ adventuring montage*
Research Team added! Since Robo-Trewqs is not an entity, he would have to be controlled by you if he would be able to attack.
I recieve the King's Power/Void from Guilty Crown, and draw the weapon from Jack Noir's heart and use it's function on the mech with the lowest health aiming to kill it off.
I also vote on all of the player's special moves.
The sword in Jack Noir's chest is a part of him! You cannot remove it! +1 vote for all players!
I create infinite monkeys bashing on infinite keyboards connected to infinite computers that all have a coding program currently running, one of them eventually bashes a program out that makes the goddmodder take 1 damage every time twinbuilder posts guaranteed and another bashes out a program that destroys the antivirus before the other monky bashes out the program out that makes the goddmodder take 1 damage every time twinbuilder posts guaranteed
I heal ectoBiologist
I vote for ectoBiologist and all other players do there special attacks
research 5/10
The Godmodder goes back in time to before you do the attack and ninja-kicks you in the back, causing you to crumple to the ground, unconscious, with no memory of the attack! +1,000 HP! +1 vote for all players!
I decide to focus on a new goal: Take out Jack Noir! I take out a cheese bomb, a lettuce bomb, a pizza bomb, a bomb bomb, and a popsicle bomb, all of which I throw at Jack Noir.
I make no haste in insanely quietly:
A: Saying "you're welcome" to ShadowEater.
B: Voting for ectoBiologist to use his special attack.
C: Creeping up behind Mr. Noir and shooting his head with the full clip of an S12 shotgun. Why a S12? Because it's semi-auto, that's why.
D: Adding a 'Perfect Grammar Bomb (PGB)' to TT's Bomb collection.
Final vote for ectoBiologist added! 3,000 damage to Jack Noir!
I summon spirits of the dead to join the droid boarding operation! I then use the axe to sacrifice Jack Noir to the UOSS to increase its powerplant efficiency through dark rituals.
You use the HHHH against Jack Noir, dealing 3,000 damage, and also summoning Spirits of the Dead to help the Droch-Class Boarding Ships!
Why, you ask? Take a long, hard look at that - before the 1...
You cannot heal someone for damage! That makes no sense! But even if you had said -1 health, your teammates would have murdered you before you could do the attack, because in Minecraft, "-1" = infinity!
I do a MINUS vote for everyone to use their special attack. I then blast Jack with Void Miles, which is like Red Miles, but it harnesses the power of the void.
Portal: 7/10
3,000 damage! A minus vote would count as removing a vote, so you fail!
I put a mech in front of the feathers, making them hit it instead of ectobiologist.
I heal ectobiologist
I fart on all of the mechs after eating hot chilly peppers and beans.
I give ectobiologist a full set of turtle armor{adds health and reflects full damage back on the attacker{if a mech hits him for 1000 damage,the mech takes 1000 damage}
Research 6/10
+1,000 HP! The attack already hit! 500 damage to all of them! Next attack against ectoBiologist will fail!
Jack Noir destroys a Mainframe Beacon! The Midnight Crew deals 2,500 damage to the W-Mech's Potion Supply!
Everyone turns to look as ectoBiologist dons his God Tier outfit and starts floating in the air! Everyone who was connected with him realizes someone is pestering them...
--ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering flightlessAngel, [FA] superMiner, [SM] huffPuff, [HP] clockworkGlitch, [CG] thunderCam, [TC] and xenTonic [XT] at 18:57--
EB: guys... i guess this is the end. EB: i think i know what i have to do now. EB: it was nice meeting you all! EB: oh, and... EB: destroy the godmodder for me. EB: here... goes... nothing...!
ectoBiologist [EB] has sacrificed himself.
Everyone is knocked off their feet as a huge gale blows through the arena! It starts downpouring, and lightning strikes run rampant! All the wind eventually forms into a huge blue tornado right near ectoBiologist! He pushes the Breeze into the Z-Mech Mk. II and S-Mech Mk. II, dealing 6,200 damage to each! Light then starts emanating from him as he ascends.
The rest of the players deal a mini-critted 9,000 damage to Jack Noir! The Egg Wily Machine X, Robot Masters, Colossal Titan, and the Condesce deal a mini-critted 15,750 damage to the Z-Mech Mk. II! Thanks to sigmatw and Crusher's help, the Droch-Class Boarding Ships successfully defeat the enemy and commandeer the ship! Not only to they destroy the Sentinel, they also deal 3,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
The Godmodder now realizes his fleet only consists of him and his Mechs! He sends them to attack, regardless! All the Mechs destroy the Droch-Class Boarding Ships and the Egg Wily Machine X's shields! The Godmodder deals 6,000 damage to the Colossal Titan!
The Battlefield:
Jack Noir: [N] HP: 2,200/40,000.
Midnight Crew: [N] HP: 14,000/20,000.
tentacleTherapist: [P] HP: 1,030/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the magic of the Furthest Ring, petrifying all enemies that turn. Votes: IIII
turntechGodhead: [P] HP: 2,530/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the SORD....., dealing an ironic amount of damage. Votes: IIII
gardenGnostic: [P] HP: 4,030/4,130. Respawns: IIISpecial: Summons Bec to annihilate the enemy team. Votes: IIII
I give the rest of the players a full set of turtle armor{adds health and reflects full damage back on the attacker{if a mech hits him for 1000 damage,the mech takes 1000 damage}
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I break the S-MECH's Sniper Rifle, in an attempt to stop him using it. I then proceed to bonk him on the head with a giant hammer. And if he's not dead already, I shoot Jack Noir a couple hundred times with a DSR-50.
Also, I vote to use all players' Special Attacks.
34/50 Virus
I summon spirits of the dead to join the droid boarding operation! I then use the axe to sacrifice Jack Noir to the UOSS to increase its powerplant efficiency through dark rituals.
Why, you ask? Take a long, hard look at that - before the 1...
35/50 Virus
I cast various buff and upgrade spells to upgrade the UOSS' structure.
Portal: 7/10
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
I heal ectobiologist
I fart on all of the mechs after eating hot chilly peppers and beans.
I give ectobiologist a full set of turtle armor{adds health and reflects full damage back on the attacker{if a mech hits him for 1000 damage,the mech takes 1000 damage}
Research 6/10
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6/30
I attack a random AG Entity
Research 7/10
What Hegemonic Brute? +1,000 HP to both!
It acts as a rally cry! All AG entities will mini-crit this turn!
You fail!
Condesce added! The Godmodder looks around at all the Homestuck references everywhere...
What Dersite agents? There is only the Midnight Crew now. Black Pawn added! 100 damage to all players, including Jade!
The Godmodder creates a portal into an alternate dimension that the rock enters! Said alternate dimension lies 1,000,000,000 dimensions away from ours, so, even at the speed the rock is traveling, it would take it a long time to arrive!
Research Team added! Since Robo-Trewqs is not an entity, he would have to be controlled by you if he would be able to attack.
The sword in Jack Noir's chest is a part of him! You cannot remove it! +1 vote for all players!
+2,000 HP!
The Godmodder goes back in time to before you do the attack and ninja-kicks you in the back, causing you to crumple to the ground, unconscious, with no memory of the attack! +1,000 HP! +1 vote for all players!
3,500 damage!
Final vote for ectoBiologist added! 3,000 damage to Jack Noir!
1,000 damage!
You use the HHHH against Jack Noir, dealing 3,000 damage, and also summoning Spirits of the Dead to help the Droch-Class Boarding Ships!
You cannot heal someone for damage! That makes no sense! But even if you had said -1 health, your teammates would have murdered you before you could do the attack, because in Minecraft, "-1" = infinity!
3,000 damage! A minus vote would count as removing a vote, so you fail!
+1,000 HP! The attack already hit! 500 damage to all of them! Next attack against ectoBiologist will fail!
3,000 damage!
3,500 damage!
You fail!
ectoBiologist already has four votes!
You deal 3,000 damage to a Mainframe Beacon!
+1,000 HP!
End-of-Turn Battle:
Jack Noir destroys a Mainframe Beacon! The Midnight Crew deals 2,500 damage to the W-Mech's Potion Supply!
Everyone turns to look as ectoBiologist dons his God Tier outfit and starts floating in the air! Everyone who was connected with him realizes someone is pestering them...
--ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering flightlessAngel, [FA] superMiner, [SM] huffPuff, [HP] clockworkGlitch, [CG] thunderCam, [TC] and xenTonic [XT] at 18:57--
EB: guys... i guess this is the end.
EB: i think i know what i have to do now.
EB: it was nice meeting you all!
EB: oh, and...
EB: destroy the godmodder for me.
EB: here... goes... nothing...!
ectoBiologist [EB] has sacrificed himself.
Everyone is knocked off their feet as a huge gale blows through the arena! It starts downpouring, and lightning strikes run rampant! All the wind eventually forms into a huge blue tornado right near ectoBiologist! He pushes the Breeze into the Z-Mech Mk. II and S-Mech Mk. II, dealing 6,200 damage to each! Light then starts emanating from him as he ascends.
The rest of the players deal a mini-critted 9,000 damage to Jack Noir! The Egg Wily Machine X, Robot Masters, Colossal Titan, and the Condesce deal a mini-critted 15,750 damage to the Z-Mech Mk. II! Thanks to sigmatw and Crusher's help, the Droch-Class Boarding Ships successfully defeat the enemy and commandeer the ship! Not only to they destroy the Sentinel, they also deal 3,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
The Godmodder now realizes his fleet only consists of him and his Mechs! He sends them to attack, regardless! All the Mechs destroy the Droch-Class Boarding Ships and the Egg Wily Machine X's shields! The Godmodder deals 6,000 damage to the Colossal Titan!
The Battlefield:
Jack Noir: [N] HP: 2,200/40,000.
Midnight Crew: [N] HP: 14,000/20,000.
tentacleTherapist: [P] HP: 1,030/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the magic of the Furthest Ring, petrifying all enemies that turn. Votes: IIII
turntechGodhead: [P] HP: 2,530/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the SORD....., dealing an ironic amount of damage. Votes: IIII
gardenGnostic: [P] HP: 4,030/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Summons Bec to annihilate the enemy team. Votes: IIII
Research Team: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
1TrollLtd's Armor: [AG] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x3.) Current Armor: Corroding Chestplate, Flare Helm, Explosive Greaves.
Egg Wily Machine X: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields: 0/30,000.
Mainframe Beacons: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x5.)
Robot Masters DWN. 003-016: [AG] HP: 4,500/4,500. (x12.) Current Master: Guts Man.
Colossal Titan: [AG] HP: 34,000/40,000.
The Condesce: [AG] HP: 60,000/60,000.
C-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 30,500/65,000. TNT Strike: IIIII
Z-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 33,880/75,000. Undead Horde: IIIII
S-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 42,830/80,000. Sniper Rifle: IIIII
SL-Mech: [MECH] HP: 35,700/50,000. Acid Rain: IIIII
W-Mech: [MECH] HP: 30,200/40,000. Potion Supply: 9,000/20,000. Crit Potion: IIIII
EN-Mech: [MECH] HP: 30,500/90,000. World's End: IIIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 70/125.
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research 8/10
Because honestly, it's probably gonna be needed.
I repair the Egg Wily Machine X shields.
Also, I vote to use all players' Special Attacks.
research 9/10
{do special abilitys insta kill the users?}