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Nova Ball: 8/30

It's the size of a house! I wonder if I'll have to support it...

I put on my survey gear, but instead of survey blades I use the Twin Blades that Kirito uses. I then replace the non Eulicadator with Excalibur. I go in for the mech with the lowest health, and start slashing them over and over in a flurry of light. I then take the two blades, make them the blade Ali Baba from Magi uses, and take a big slice at the middle.

Looking over John's body, (If he's dead) that same feeling of darkness, but this time it takes over. Whoa momma, you just made a big mistake, that words cannot describe. Minor has just officially gone Grimvoid. And now he shall annihilate Jack.


Portal: 5/10

Metroid Prime: 27/30
I summon the Draconian Dignitary. It works like this: Hegemonic Brute is the strongest, Draconian Dignitary is the most dignified (and smartest, not counting Jack), and Courtyard Droll is the stupidest.

I blast HB with darkness not even the darkest Dersites can endure.


Portal: 6/10

Quote from comhraik

I give the goddmodder tasty cake. I then take a poo on his head

I do research on where the godmodder lives IRL

research 1/10

There is no "goddmodder" anywhere near here!

Quote from Akatia

The Condesce 25/30

I throw a cherry bomb at the W-Mech.

2,500 damage!

Quote from PitTheAngel

I note that, since all attacks are dealing X,000 damage, the HP + 1 (combined with the help i received) would, in theory, add all entities one last hit point. (Basically, a 1-use shield, if you look at it that way.

It should work in theory, but maybe not in practice!

Quote from Xentonic

17/30 ??? ?????

I fire a SUPA VENGANCE BEAM at the PGs, MECHs, Neutrals, and the Godmodder himself since all my entities are destroyed >:C

Victory-Class Star Destroyer Wachtor destroyed!

Quote from Flare Flames

16/20
That's good... I eat some cake and ponder existance. It is of course then that I realize the godmodder's breakfast was the cake we had, so it is obviously going to be the best cake. I eat more and laugh in his face though he's not even close to me. Because logic.

Since it is the godmodder's breakfast, it is indeed the best cake you ever had, or ever will have!

Quote from fseftr

I attack ectobiologist with a vaccum cleaner.

ectoBiologist is able to control the winds in the vacuum cleaner, causing it to blow up!

Quote from The_Serpent

Metroid Prime: 25/30
Jack Noir summons the agents of Derse. First is Courtyard Droll.

Courtyard Droll added!

Quote from Flare Flames

17/20

I see someone is making metroid prime a thing. I think after I summon this guy and wait a while, I'll start making Fusion, my favorite in the series.

Quote from Akatia

The Condesce 26/30

Quote from comhraik

I give ectobiologist a anti vaccum shield

Research 2/10

ectoBiologist takes it! It's not like he'll need it, though.

Quote from Flare Flames

18/20

So close! Come on gais we done got dis! Just 2 more!

Quote from Akatia

The Condesce 27/30

Quote from shadoweater22

I attack a random AG force

3/30

2,000 damage to the Forge!

Quote from Flare Flames

19/20
One more! Come on!

Quote from ninjatwist321

Nova Ball 7/30

It seems to be the size of a few rooms. This might get a bit out of hand...

Meanwhile, one of my friends goes over to the Godmodder's house and blasts his head off with a shotgun. IRL.

You do not know the godmodder's address!

Quote from Akatia

The Condesce 28/30

Quote from 1TrollLtd

(5/12) I think. Maybe 4.

I drive my buzz axe into the heart of a random PG entity.

3,250 damage to the Z-Mech MK.II! It also takes 500 burn damage!

Quote from TT2000

I would destroy the mechs, but they're doing a good job of reducing the entity overload. Once the AG's have been reduced a bit, maybe I'll wipe them out.

I drop a rock on the godmodder's head again, only this time, in addition to all the previous buffs, it is undodgeable AND homing!

The rock creates a resounding BOOM where the godmodder stands!

And he comes out unharmed!

Quote from sigmatw

3/5
I repair the Droch-Class Boarding Ships.

+2,000 HP!

Quote from Crusher48

93/100 UOSS

33/50 Virus

I point out that the entity battle is pointless because entities will never directly damage the godmodder. I then upgrade the UOSS' superlaser to damage the godmodder if no other PG entities are available to attack (though the UOSS is not complete yet.

Quote from Flare Flames

20/20
I summon the... Colossal Titan!
I also tell Crusher48 that the entities are here in order to remove and reduce PGs.

Colossal Titan

HEALTH(max):30000/30000

Attack: 5000 Standard; 8000 Special (Once Every 3 Turns); 15000 Last Stand (Before Death); Regain 10000 Self Heal(heals 10000 health, takes a turn of attack, can only be used when at lower than 10000);

Abilities: Heals 3000 Automatically Every Turn; Can only be finished off by having his Nape slashed; Can not kill enemies bigger than him.

Meanwhile, I hurt all the mechs by playing this song at them and tricking them with it. They think he likes soup and it really gets them tricked and confused when he says he doesn't.

Colossal Titan added! His attack power will be changed. His regen passive is removed!

Quote from huffpuff1337

I toss a large Sticky Grenade at the mech with the highest HP!

2,300 damage to the Z-Mech MK.II!

Quote from comhraik

I do more research!

3/10
I bonk a mech with a glass bat of corrosiveness!

2,750 damage to the S-Mech MK.II!

Quote from Akatia

The Condesce 29/30

Quote from Trewqs

(Uhh, you do realize that there are AG players, right?)
I pull out two necomantic swords
Right: Dracula's bite: heals user for half of damage done
Left: Gravedigger: has an increased crit chance (10%), chance to double crit damage ( a.k.a. Super Crit, 5%, only happens if attack crits), and a tiny chance to insta-kill an entity( 0.1% percent chance)
I go into a dance of death, killing the decoys, and challenge jack noir to a DUEL TO THE DEATH.

Dracula's Bite's buff is useless in your hands! The Gravedigger's insta-kill buff is removed!

You challenge Jack Noir!

Quote from TT2000

I feed the next anti-godmodder attacker a giant cookie, buffing his attack!

You give huffpuff a cookie!

Quote from huffpuff1337

I quickly eat the cookie and produce more cookies using my cookie clicker

You give shadoweater a cookie!

Quote from fseftr

I attack ectobiologist with a punch,

I buff it so that posters cannot counteract it.

1,000 damage!

Quote from The_Serpent

Metroid Prime: 26/30
Jack Noir summons the Hegemonic Brute. He then declines the duel offer, as he is busy fighting the players.

A giant "Round One" sign appears over Jack Noir, Rse, and John's heads as the Strife begins. John and Rose go into Hero Mode. Then Jack Noir insta-kills John.

Jack Noir declines the duel offer!

Hegemonic Brute added!

ectoBiologist modifies his Anti-Vacuum Shield to turn into a normal shield! Jack Noir deals 1,129 damage to him and 1,000 damage to tentacleTherapist! ectoBiologist's shield absorbed that extra hit point and breaks!

Quote from shadoweater22

4/30

I attack Jack Noir with my bare hands and fling him into a wall

A mini-critted 3,000 damage!

Quote from comhraik

I dispel the buff that makes the punch uncounterable,then give ectobiologist a anti pro goddmodder shield{protects from pro godmodder players and entities created by them{just ones created by the pg players, not ones created by the godmodder,if I did that the OP scale would roll over}


Research 4/10

Too late!

You replace ectoBiologist's Shield with an APG Shield!

Quote from ninjatwist321

Nova Ball: 8/30

It's the size of a house! I wonder if I'll have to support it...

Quote from Flare Flames

I put on my survey gear, but instead of survey blades I use the Twin Blades that Kirito uses. I then replace the non Eulicadator with Excalibur. I go in for the mech with the lowest health, and start slashing them over and over in a flurry of light. I then take the two blades, make them the blade Ali Baba from Magi uses, and take a big slice at the middle.

3,000 damage to the SL-Mech!

Quote from Minor107

Looking over John's body, (If he's dead) that same feeling of darkness, but this time it takes over. Whoa momma, you just made a big mistake, that words cannot describe. Minor has just officially gone Grimvoid. And now he shall annihilate Jack.


Portal: 5/10

ectoBiologist survived, but only barely. You have gone Grimvoid!

Quote from The_Serpent

Metroid Prime: 27/30
I summon the Draconian Dignitary. It works like this: Hegemonic Brute is the strongest, Draconian Dignitary is the most dignified (and smartest, not counting Jack), and Courtyard Droll is the stupidest.

Draconian Dignitary added!

Quote from Minor107

I blast HB with darkness not even the darkest Dersites can endure.


Portal: 6/10

End-of-Turn Battle:

The godmodder sees Jack Noir's escorts around the battlefield and gets an idea. He zaps them with a Transmogrifier beam and turns them into the Midnight Crew! Somehow, Spades Slick is there, and glances nervously at Jack Noir...

Angry Trewqs attacks the Robot Masters, dealing 2,000 damage to Cut Man! Jack Noir was too busy being in STRIFE!with the players to do anything this turn. The Midnight Crew deals 2,000 damage to the C-Mech MK.II!

gardenGnostic gives ectoBiologist a Instant Health VI Potion, giving him 1,000 HP! The rest of the players deal 6,000 damage to the Midnight Crew! The Robot Masters, Egg-Wily Machine X, and Colossal Titan deal 8,000 damage to the EN-Mech! The Droid Army is just about finished breaching the Sentinel when a Sith Warrior appears in the bridge and destroys almost all of them! They're going to need some player help if the breach will be successful...

The weakened Sentinel only manages to deal 1,000 damage to Cut Man! The MK.II Mechs deal 15,000 damage to the Egg-Wily Machine X's Shield! The rest of the Mechs destroy Cut Man and Bomb Man! Guts Man is the next one up. The C-Mech uses its Special Ability, TNT Strike! It deals 3,000 damage to tentacleTherapist and destroys the Forge and 1TrollLTD's Slag Gauntlets! The godmodder kills Angry Trewqs, calming him down and turning him back into a regular player.

The Battlefield:

Jack Noir: [N] HP: 30,200/40,000.

Midnight Crew: [N] HP: 14,000/20,000.

ectoBiologist: [P] HP: 1,001/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Does the windy thing, dealing heavy damage and critting against fire-based entities. Votes: IIII

tentacleTherapist: [P] HP: 130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the magic of the Furthest Ring, petrifying all enemies that turn. Votes: IIII

turntechGodhead: [P] HP: 2,630/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the SORD....., dealing an ironic amount of damage. Votes: IIII

gardenGnostic: [P] HP: 4,130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Summons Bec to annihilate the enemy team. Votes: IIII

1TrollLtd's Armor: [AG] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x3.) Current Armor: Corroding Chestplate, Flare Helm, Explosive Greaves.

Egg Wily Machine X: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields: 15,000/30,000.

Mainframe Beacons: [AG] HP: 5,000/7,500. (x6.).

Droch-Class Boarding Ships: [AG] HP: 7,500/40,000. Boarding Progress: 99%.

Robot Masters DWN. 003-016: [AG] HP: 4,500/4,500. (x12.) Current Master: Guts Man.

Colossal Titan: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000.

Immobilizer 418 Cruiser Sentinel: [PG] HP: 9,700/10,000.

C-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 31,000/65,000. TNT Strike: IIIII

Z-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 56,250/75,000. Undead Horde: IIIII

S-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 49,450/80,000. Sniper Rifle: IIIII

SL-Mech: [MECH] HP: 36,200/50,000. Acid Rain: IIIII

W-Mech: [MECH] HP: 30,700/40,000. Potion Supply: 11,500/20,000. Crit Potion: IIIII

EN-Mech: [MECH] HP: 31,000/90,000. World's End: IIIII

Godmodder: [GM] HP: 70/125.

The players' HP is beginning to run a little low...remember they have special attacks they can unleash if you vote to use them!

I blast HB with darkness not even the darkest Dersites can endure. I also heal John and Rose.


Portal: 6/10

5/30

I turn up the radio I brought with me and make all the AG forces listen to Jabba the Hutt for 10 Hours (Pewdiepie song)

I also eat the cookie that huffpuff gave to me (Thanks)

Nova Ball: 9/30

It seems to be the size of a small city block. This might get out of hand...

"But maybe not in practice"

"maybe not in practice"

"maybe"

SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE?

I also attempt to transform the neutral N to I for Independent.

The Condesce 30/30
Summoning Complete

The Condesce [AG]
Health: 60,000/60,000
Attacks:
Normal: 2x3dent - Deals 1,000-4,000 damage
Special:Optic Blast - Deals heavy damage. Can only be used once every 3 turns.

Metroid Prime: 28/30
I request that all Dersites be changed from [N] to [D]. I then order the agents of Derse to attack, while I unleash the Red Miles on the players. I summon a Black Pawn.

Black Pawn
HP: 1000/1000
Attacks: Slice (Slices opponent)
Rage Slice (Mini-Crit-slices opponent, only available if self or comrade seriously wounded or killed that turn)
Final Slice (Crit-slices opponent, uses when dying)
Call for Backup (Summons one additional Black Pawn)

Buffs: Small Stature - Less likely to be noticed
Power in Numbers -Slice is 5% more effective for each Black Pawn on the battlefield

Debuffs: Revolt (Chance to revolt against the Agents of Derse, chance is very small at first but grows larger with each death of a Black Pawn.)

I drop the rock AGAIN, this time with the "guaranteed to do 1 damage if it hits-ability" buff! Of course, because of the curse of repetitiveness, I change it to "guaranteed to do 2 damage if it hits-ability". Because that's way different.

"Stronger... I need to get... Stronger"
I suddenly disappear from the battle field, replaced whith a research team
HP: 10000/10000
ORDERS:
Do not fight unless provoked
Research: observe powerful objects and entities, gathering data on them.
Aquire: if a powerful object is located, they will attempt to obtain it
Rretreat: one powerful objects are acquired, return to greenbar Castle ( my castle)
I summon: robo me! He is not an entity, but will attempt to support anyone.
( I'm not going to be able to post for a while, that's what it's for)
Somewhere far away...
Trewqs: phew, I made it! now to find the that guild...
*cue long training/ adventuring montage*

I recieve the King's Power/Void from Guilty Crown, and draw the weapon from Jack Noir's heart and use it's function on the mech with the lowest health aiming to kill it off.

I also vote on all of the player's special moves.

4/5
I heal the Droch-Class Boarding Ships

I create infinite monkeys bashing on infinite keyboards connected to infinite computers that all have a coding program currently running, one of them eventually bashes a program out that makes the goddmodder take 1 damage every time twinbuilder posts guaranteed and another bashes out a program that destroys the antivirus before the other monky bashes out the program out that makes the goddmodder take 1 damage every time twinbuilder posts guaranteed

I heal ectoBiologist

I vote for ectoBiologist and all other players do there special attacks

research 5/10

I decide to focus on a new goal: Take out Jack Noir! I take out a cheese bomb, a lettuce bomb, a pizza bomb, a bomb bomb, and a popsicle bomb, all of which I throw at Jack Noir.

I make no haste in insanely quietly:
A: Saying "you're welcome" to ShadowEater.
B: Voting for ectoBiologist to use his special attack.
C: Creeping up behind Mr. Noir and shooting his head with the full clip of an S12 shotgun. Why a S12? Because it's semi-auto, that's why.
D: Adding a 'Perfect Grammar Bomb (PGB)' to TT's Bomb collection.

I attack ectobiologist with a million tiny feathers of unblockability.