U2: Maybe it"z time to try to find anzwerz to the queztionz that were raized.. actual anzwerz.
U2: If zome queztionz waz born of dream and the otherz of nightmare, maybe the anzwerz lie in between??
The Cerebredust appears in Biumbra's hand.
I use the Swiss Turnswords to create multiple timeclones of myself, each one wielding their own duo of Turnswords. Each timeclone then drives their Turnswords into Bill Cipher's eye.
Umbra conjures up shadowy Healing Salves for the most wounded player.
U2: The thing2 are.. the the time2 during which I have accezzed Rick"z memorie2 have been zeemingly zingular, izolated anomalie2, pozzibly impozzible to reproduce
U2: Juzt flinging the Cerebreduzt into the air may have unknown conzequenzez, but will pozzibly rezult in another zingular, izolated anomaly
U2: That"z where the pi22a comez in
the shadow enderman slowly sprinkles the Cerebredust onto the slice of pizza.
U2: For 2cienze!!
Biumbra swallows the pizza.
My timeclones all collapse into a large, unstable time anomaly. Umbra grabs Dreabs of Cruelty, the cuestick still deeply lodged into the Morality Core, and uses it to slowly roast the Core over the anomaly. He then bashes the time anomaly with the core, causing it to fly straight into Bill Cipher's eye.
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I smack Ascendant Bill Cypher X with my voidmetal staff
"HEY GODMODDER" I yell with it echoing across the mindscape
I then calmly tell him a joke...
There was a man who always said he was going to give a talk about seasonings, but always canceled. Finally he actually gave his talk. When it started someone in the crowd yelled "IT'S ABOUT THYME"
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Noticing the White Rabbit, I attack Ascendant Bill Cipher X with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Has this been used before? I'm not sure, but if so, then the animator for Ascendant Bill Cipher X suffers a fatal heart attack. "The foul beast was no more."
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I open fire on the Employer, Dynamic Deathbringer and Recoil Scoper sending a hail of ultra-high-mass kinetic penetrators, entropic shrapnel, polyelemental chaos, and the occasional mini-nuke or thaumic particle beam to keep things interesting.
Indeed he probably would have. That scene still gives me the creeps.
I vote for the WV I wish! WB Mech. Damage over time should make things easier to kill for us.
I show the Godmodder Soul a picture of SCP-096's beautiful visage.
Want to know what that means? It means that SCP 096 is going to come and [DATA EXPUNGED] the Godmodder Soul. It doesn't feel pity, regret, or remorse. And it will not stop, ever, until he is dead. (Sorry, I had to!)
I then also play this beautiful track.
Boo! This should give the Mindscape Stability a sharp decrease.
(Thankfully for us that is technically an artist depiction, so we can't die from viewing it. Probably. Still pretty spooky though)
Disappointed that my x10 Cluster Bomb had been for naught, I pull out another, hoping this time it actually hits a target. I throw it at the Personality Core, considering that it is starting to weaken.
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The mindscape's quest through the game continues...
LEVEL 3: BURNING DEATH ZONE:
The Mind decides to skip straight to button-mashing to find out more controls. However, if it fails to move once every 2 seconds, it(as in, it's in-game character) instantly dies, so the mind has to constantly mash the buttons necessary to move! It can't take a break to find out more controls, or it dies, and has to navigate 10 separate menus to get to the respawn screen! It decides to just go right and forward. Turns out the level requires moving left and down for 10 hours. Somehow, it manages to succeed on the 1,000,000th attempt.
LEVEL 4: HOPELESS DARKNESS AREA:
The Mind must now escort a really weak allied character while super-tough enemies flood the room. Since all the mind can do is run into a wall over and over, the mind must keep playing and trying until, through sheer luck, the allied character makes it.
The mind decides to take another break, but it knows it must return to the game soon...
(Twin, just add the stability loss of each of these individually, they aren't combined)
I spend all my energy, and 2 HP to make my built in speakers go to MAX VOLUME and play PON PON PON at max volume on repeat, to A. get it stuck in the Godmodder's head, and B. damage his head also! Double mindscape lowering power!
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I heal Split by wacking him on the head with some potions
'HEY GODMODDER, YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE' I yell across the mindscape
'YOU!'
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I grab my left arm, and try to keep my balance. Not from Bill X's attack so much as I'm not used to feeling the full effects of being harmed. Until a particularly large flare of static interrupts my melodramatic overreaction.
[MZ]: This interference...
I really don't have time to deal with this here.
I shape a replica of the red dragon, though not a working one, or even as big as the original, it breathes a stream of fire onto Bill X before I throw it at him.
I torment the godmodders mindscape by getting zee-tee from eversion evert to z-8 , killing his connection to the battlefield as what's left of his mind grow out of his control . I then show it the full- uncensored info about every spc ever that ever existed, ever . ever .ever (ect , ect.) and give him a dose of high octane nightmare fuel.
I install McAfee in the Mindscape. Of course, first I have to install Windows, which I do by shoving Ascendant Bill Cipher X into the Plane of Windows Vista using the Fenestrated Blade.
I then pick up a spare Cipher's Call, because they're pretty much everywhere.
In fact, I pick up all of them. The resulting tattoo brands itself on my palm.
I then set the world on fire. A particularly indigo fire. That is aided and abetted by xkcd stickfigures who believe they are in a dream. Who knows, they probably are.
Also, I attempt to bind up the Binaries, if at all possible...
"Uh, Bill, Bill X, this is probably your thing."
"Waluigi, we DID cook with the Thyme, except it all fell into a Sidequest and was snatched right out from under our noses before we could try it. Irecreeper cooked the meal in question, he'll tell you. ((Yes, we DID have that happen. Remember Nomblequest, with the Glitch Wrench?))"
"How much does it cost, anyway?"
9,000 damage to Bill X! -2% Mindscape Stability!
You fail to bind up the Binaries!
ALRIGHT. WALUIGI RESPECTS THAT. WALUIGI'S SECRET SPICE TASTES PARTICULARLY GOOD WITH MEAT PRODUCTS, JUST SO YOU KNOW. WALUIGI ENJOYS EATING STEAK WITH HIS SECRET SPICE. OH, YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH WALUIGI'S SECRET SPICE COSTS? IT COSTS THE STEEP STEEP PRICE OF TEN WALUIGI BUCKS. WALUIGI IS THE ONLY PERSON IN EXISTENCE THAT HAS WALUIGI BUCKS AND YOU CAN ONLY GET THEM BY COMPLETING ABSURD TRIALS THAT WALUIGI GIVES YOU.
Knowing that the numerical system of Binary is comprised of 0 and 1, I flood the mindscape with the number 2 in a probably misguided attempt to screw up whatever Binary plans on doing.
The Binaries flicker out of existence momentarily...
I reach into the fabric of the Mindscape and make it rain Sacred Items, fueling myself to the point that I can execute my last unused Combat Operandi,
>Amperz4nd: Combat Operandi Level Ten; Hel on Earth!
The mindscape's stability can hardly do anything but worsen, under the direct influence of Hel, which is both an ancient norse god and several highly unpleasant subuniverses all to themselves.
The Employer has no HP bar and is unaffected!
+4 of all Sacred Items!
> Amperz4nd: COMBAT OPERANDI => HEL ON EARTH
You expend 7 Hog Slop and 1 Elf Tear!
You take out several Monochromium Fuel Rods, their grey energies flickering through your hands, and direct their power to the open air of the Mindscape. Grey flames swirl through the air as a huge monolith of black stone is created, glowing with just the slightest tinge of purple. The temperature around the entire area drops by a massive degree, and the stone glows with white, chiseled stone serpents and dragons bursting forth from it as if ushering in Ragnarok itself. The chilling sensation spreads across the entire Mindscape in the form of a thick icy frost, severing its power with the anthesis of Hell's brimstone - Hel's unstoppable cold. -5% Mindscape Stability!
I subject Bill Cipher X to a show of memetics around him. He is first subjected to the stickers of a giant Gans Puzzle III rotating around him at high speed, the colors of the Japanese Rubik's cube color scheme flashing around him. Text begins to fly around him, generated by a certain random number generator. Symbols appear and dissolve on the outside of the piece-less cube, its six-colored sides resolving themselves.
Next, a 5x5x5 sliding (not twisting) puzzle cube scrambles itself for him before imploding, striking him with every piece several times but not dealing any damage. Four 5x5 Sudoku puzzles show up, each completely solved despite having multiple solved states. Suddenly, a harmless explosion occurs and many cubic layers overlay themselves around the already-existing cubes. One cube shows several nonexistent CJK ideographs that do not conform to the rules of creating such CJK ideographs, incorporating hiragana, katakana and hangul letters. Suddenly, the entire area turns to black and white, a contrasting two-color scheme. The near-infinite layers of cubes, each containing many polygons, causes Bill to see nothing but static everywhere he looks.
Next, the epileptic-seizure-inducing sequence ends and instead flips to three hundred Rubik's cubes overlaid over each other scrambling themselves. A piece of text, printed in 108pt Helvetica Neue, states "[DATA HERE]". The cubes disappear until there is only one left, which shrinks to a the size of a standard cube. Around it are many test screens again overlaid over each other, each taking the average, leading to a grey mess that slowly separates into a mess of screens.
The scene suddenly shifts to the same harmless explosion, which repeats itself, flipping over and over again. It lands on another cube, a mess of overlays and inversions covering it. The scene shifts again, turning into a piece of memetic agent that has an exclamation mark inside it. The memetic agent glitches out, turning into an infinite grid of red and transparent rectangles, measuring 2.4 cm by 1 cm. Text appears inside a scrolling screen, stating various lines from a few French books before transforming into a series of letters from Visible Speech, Oriya and Rongorongo. Suddenly, all the letters transform into one symbol, the outer part resembling an inverted farsi but with the inner part bearing a silhouette of the Vitruvian Man. The screen scrolls faster and faster until nothing is visible, causing the screen to disappear. A circle bearing an interrobang on its side flashes rapidly.
Suddenly, the screen switches to a blue and white grid of squares, with the image of a pile of iron dust in the middle with the text "LOADING DUST" over it. The dust flashes white and the text is replaced with a picture of two men armed with sniper rifles quickscoping each other, then with the text "ERROR: DoeS THe NooB KNoW??" Even more suddenly than the first time, it switches to a grayscale image of a megaminx, with the text "do you like twisty puzzles??" over it for a few seconds, followed by "no?? why not??" and "ON BASALT FEET WE STOOD". An array of symbols appears. The first, the inverted-farsi-like symbol with the Vitruvian Man, slides to the top left of Bill X's vision, labeled "CaSCaDe". The second, a set of fifteen outlined squares and one filled square arranged in a 4x4 space, with the filled square at the top left, slides to the top right, labeled "oPERATIoN DIoRITE". An image of the Rubik's cube, now enclosed in a thick circle, moves to the upper middle, labeled "NOTHING".
The image of the iron dust, also enclosed in a circle, moves to the bottom right, labeled "Get Out". An exit sign, enclosed in another circle, moves to the bottom left, with the text "esCape" under it. The lower middle soon bears a bleeding heart, labeled "INT3R3ST". A giant conglomerate of symbols then spreads out throughout the area before closing together to form a giant image of an enderman, with its eyes replaced with redstone dust that was flowing out of their sockets. The image inverts its colors and disappears.
Suddenly, many texts flash rapidly throughout the screen, spelling out a story. Various test screens appear, with their numbers changed in nonsensical ways. The text reading "[D]1570[R]710[N]" flies out of view, returning as an exit sign. The vision flashes to a giant arena, before everything fades to white and a black square appears. Suddenly, the black square explodes, the explosion empowered by the strength of the vision that has just been inflicted on Bill X. It turns out the black square wasn't a vision. It was actually quite real.
Hrm, Bill Cipher (and his X counterpart) are both tricksy fellows indeed, hrm. How does one defeat the weaker of the two outside of subtle insults at his personage, hrm?...I immediately challenge Bill Cipher X to a dance off, with the one rule of no transformations whatsoever. He wins nigh-instantly without even trying, for Mimes cannot dance, Light or Dark, and I am a Mime while he is not. An arbitrary Judges Panel immediately booed me out before I could go a second, and before Bill Cipher X could move at all. However, the sheer hideous nature of the dance are things that Omniscients do not usually think about. It's not as if they have to know everything at once. Or want to know everything at once. Because he already knows, however, it doesn't affect him. However, I DO manage to blast a massive cannon at him with this unfantomably horrible energy generated by the unfantomably horrible dance. It's not unfantomably horrible to Bill Cipher X, but does that MATTER at this stage? It's still horrible in the end, and still painful.
I vote for the G-Mech. We need the stuns badly. Hopefully more bosses come in the pool, or the pool gets reused a bit.
Uh oh. Since I went Insane just now, I suddenly revert to my old tactic of "kill the hell out of the godmodder at all costs, and kill all the other bosses along with him." I first pull the Weath Ray (the one used in the perfect sphere itself) out of hammerspace, use my own Endermancy powers to maximize its firepower, and fire it right into Doc Scratch X. Even though he is invulnerable, Weath Rays punch right through that, then go right through the wall of the Mindscape, leaving a hole between the mindscape and realspace, which seriously hurts its stability. I then dump even more energy in it to quickly recharge it, and fire it right at Binary Prime, who dies instantly because he lacks a HP score (he needs 50000 HP to resist the attack, regardless of invulnerability). Another hole goes through the mindscape, and the mindscape continues to collapse. Since the Weath Ray is now overloading, I throw it away into The Employer (boosting with the last of my endermancy power), where it detonates in a wormhole nova that anhillates everything within a 20 meter radius, including the employer and whatever he was standing on. If ANYTHING tries to stop me (even "friendlies"), I teraport them away hastily, leaving major holes in them because I only teraport 90% of their mass away.
Note: Because of the fact that I am really hard to predict, I am basically on the Neutral team while Insane (if insanity is permanent, might as well switch me to neutral again).
Doc Scratch X killed! Binary Prime killed! The Employer killed! Godmodder Soul's mindscape grows a Reset Button and resets the entities to before you did the attack, so they haven't lost any HP at all! However, the Mindscape has lost -3% Stability as a result of the exertion of the Reset Button...
It isn't permanent, and you can't be neutral while under the effects of a status effect!
cc: ERROR: Past-Self detected at (REDACTED). Past-Self identifies self as (REDACTED). Relevant data sent to ut.
cc: ERROR: Imminent overheating.
Suddenly, lashes of green, cursed flames emit from me, and begin to tear the mindscape to shreds. The flames take the shape of chairs, swords, tables, candy and simply ones and zeroes. After a general thrashing, the lashes of flame surround me, and launch up, lighting up the mindscape with a brilliant green.
"If they want to defeat the godmodder, wouldn't they logically try to help Alpha, and by extension us? Whatever, time to get back to doing what I do best; driving people insane!"
I make the godmodder's mind start playing a game. It's the kind of game that drives you insane. With no further explanation of how it actually works, let's get into it!
LEVEL 1: THE TUTORIAL:
The tutorial gives the brain one message: "Figure out the controls yourself!" It waits 2 seconds for the brain to figure out the controls, and then sends hordes of enemies to help it learn. The brain mashes buttons, but every single movement requires an obscure button combination! The mind has finally figured out how to move right when the enemies kill him. It must try again and again, using no controls other than moving right, until it somehow succeeds.
LEVEL 2: GREEN HILL ZONE:
As tons of enemies pour into the level and chase down the mind, the mind has to reach a goal! However, the brain realizes something: When all else fails, go right! First rule of 2-D platformers! Except, this is a 3-dimensional brain, so it gets slaughtered until it finally figures out how to move FORWARD! Even with that, it still takes the mind countless tries...
The mindscape decides to take a bit of a break. It will take some stability damage now, and I'm going to make it keep playing later...
They want to defeat everyone involved in this war!
I throw an -X boss that isn't Scratch at a Binary, after setting it on fire with the Inferno Servo.
The Inferno Servo deals 15,000 damage to Bill X and Melts him! Bill replaces your arm with a carrot when you attempt to throw him, dealing 5 damage to you!
I expose Bill to his (potential) true weakness! I type up a series of comments that could be seen as slightly racist but aren't really racist at all on my cell phone! Immediately millions upon millions of Social Justice Warriors respond with unmatched stupidity, vitrol and hatred that makes anyone claiming to have any intelligent thought at all go foam at the mouth with how extremely dumb these guys are. It is said that Social Justice Warriors were the reason that eldritch abominations don't visit U2. It's because they're so dumb that the eldritch abominations will devolve into extremely stupid blobs of 4D flesh that can't even maintain themselves in any manner whatsoever. Naturally, the sheer stupidity is a force so strong that I have to immediately collect it in a ball before it literally turns everyone present (yes, even those two) into massive idiots, and then fire this massive amount of stupidity in the form of a massive laser, aimed right at Bill Cipher X. After that, I then throw my cell phone into Bill Cipher X. My cell phone at this point is more or less a nigh-infinite amount of stupidity in a conveniently small package.
10,000 damage to Bill X! Bill does have two canonical weaknesses...
I literally lower the mindscape stability by going under it, and destroying the thing that's holding it up. Like, the spine. Or the nervous system. I dunno.
Act two; Es War Einmal in a certain city, there was a time loop...
[MZ]: I should have planned this out better.
[MZ]: At least the chaos around here will deal with the worst of it.
I take eight obsidian swords, holding them between my fingers, four in each hand. Then I start running towards Bill X, before flash stepping past him. Assuming I hit, there should be a perfect set pseudo-clawmarks bursting into existence any moment now.
I eat and then spit up thirty pies to get some pie filling. Yes, it's gross, no, I don't care.
I also use Magic Window on Ascendant Bill Cipher X.
Mario and Luigi appear from windows in the air. They fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and bounce off, only to disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and so on, until my DS runs out of power.
I pull out a hat; Oblivion's Topper! It's marvelous power radiates across the Mindscape. In this world, this hat is impossibly powerful, and I can use that however I will. It was the whole point of the hat, after all! Orchid Fires well up from within the legendary Topper, sparking and springing up violently, forming into a singular shape...The shape of a rabbit. It condenses into flesh and bone, a perfectly white-furred rabbit with fiery purple eyes. I put the hat on the ground, and the rabbit hops out, while I put it back on.
The Rabbit convulses, and twitches wildly upon being removed from the hat, having muscle spasms and whatnot, before making an unearthly screech that penetrates the ears of all, revealing pure Orchid fire beyond the supposed body-Orchid Fires that are suddenly released into a nigh-unfantoamble abomination, distorting the Mindscape at it seams and morphing into an insane thing, with merely the shallowest idea of a hare as the backbone for something that is more aptly at home with the many Horrorterrors and other Lovecraftian beasties that Erelye loves to associate with, born from a single White Rabbit. This purple monstrosity does exactly one thing-it pokes Bill Cipher X. Nothing happens. Then, the mindscape itself reaches up like a massive maw, turning into an even-larger representation of the very beast itself, and somehow turns 2D, chowing down on Bill Cipher X with a ruthless abandon, attempting to devour it. It spits up Bill Cipher through the White Rabbit, somehow.
The beast fades, and the White Rabbit returns to the hat, hopefully never to be seen again.
U2: Maybe it"z time to try to find anzwerz to the queztionz that were raized.. actual anzwerz.
U2: If zome queztionz waz born of dream and the otherz of nightmare, maybe the anzwerz lie in between??
The Cerebredust appears in Biumbra's hand.
I use the Swiss Turnswords to create multiple timeclones of myself, each one wielding their own duo of Turnswords. Each timeclone then drives their Turnswords into Bill Cipher's eye.
Umbra conjures up shadowy Healing Salves for the most wounded player.
U2: The thing2 are.. the the time2 during which I have accezzed Rick"z memorie2 have been zeemingly zingular, izolated anomalie2, pozzibly impozzible to reproduce
U2: Juzt flinging the Cerebreduzt into the air may have unknown conzequenzez, but will pozzibly rezult in another zingular, izolated anomaly
U2: That"z where the pi22a comez in
the shadow enderman slowly sprinkles the Cerebredust onto the slice of pizza.
U2: For 2cienze!!
Biumbra swallows the pizza.
My timeclones all collapse into a large, unstable time anomaly. Umbra grabs Dreabs of Cruelty, the cuestick still deeply lodged into the Morality Core, and uses it to slowly roast the Core over the anomaly. He then bashes the time anomaly with the core, causing it to fly straight into Bill Cipher's eye.
I refill the Pie Filling.
You blink out of existence.
You re-appear inside of the pyramid itself. You are in a formless white expanse. There is a white computer in the middle of the room. Lines of code are flashing sporadically across the screen... After you take a closer look, you see that the code is running GodCraft itself. No wonder GodCraft's been so well protected - perhaps its source code has been located inside of the Godmodder's mindscape all this time? As you walk up to the computer, its screen changes to an alert. ALERT: INCOMING FORCE DETECTED. ALLOW ACCESS Y/N?
9,000 damage to the Personality Core! 3,000 damage to Bill Cipher X!
I smack Ascendant Bill Cypher X with my voidmetal staff
"HEY GODMODDER" I yell with it echoing across the mindscape
I then calmly tell him a joke...
There was a man who always said he was going to give a talk about seasonings, but always canceled. Finally he actually gave his talk. When it started someone in the crowd yelled "IT'S ABOUT THYME"
BILL X: THE NAME'S B1LL C1PHER! AND 1 TAKE 1T Y0U'RE S0ME K1ND 0F WALK1NG VENTR1L0QU1ST DUMMY? HAHA, 1'M JUST K1DD1NG! 1 KN0W WH0 Y0U ARE, BALL00N!
Noticing the White Rabbit, I attack Ascendant Bill Cipher X with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Has this been used before? I'm not sure, but if so, then the animator for Ascendant Bill Cipher X suffers a fatal heart attack. "The foul beast was no more."
I open fire on the Employer, Dynamic Deathbringer and Recoil Scoper sending a hail of ultra-high-mass kinetic penetrators, entropic shrapnel, polyelemental chaos, and the occasional mini-nuke or thaumic particle beam to keep things interesting.
Everything passes right through the Employer and is sent back your way, but at speeds nearing lightspeed! The resulting fireball knocks you across the Pyramidion and deals 10 damage to you!
Indeed he probably would have. That scene still gives me the creeps.
I vote for the WV I wish! WB Mech. Damage over time should make things easier to kill for us.
I show the Godmodder Soul a picture of SCP-096's beautiful visage.
Want to know what that means? It means that SCP 096 is going to come and [DATA EXPUNGED] the Godmodder Soul. It doesn't feel pity, regret, or remorse. And it will not stop, ever, until he is dead. (Sorry, I had to!)
I then also play this beautiful track.
Boo! This should give the Mindscape Stability a sharp decrease.
(Thankfully for us that is technically an artist depiction, so we can't die from viewing it. Probably. Still pretty spooky though)
Disappointed that my x10 Cluster Bomb had been for naught, I pull out another, hoping this time it actually hits a target. I throw it at the Personality Core, considering that it is starting to weaken.
The mindscape's quest through the game continues...
LEVEL 3: BURNING DEATH ZONE:
The Mind decides to skip straight to button-mashing to find out more controls. However, if it fails to move once every 2 seconds, it(as in, it's in-game character) instantly dies, so the mind has to constantly mash the buttons necessary to move! It can't take a break to find out more controls, or it dies, and has to navigate 10 separate menus to get to the respawn screen! It decides to just go right and forward. Turns out the level requires moving left and down for 10 hours. Somehow, it manages to succeed on the 1,000,000th attempt.
LEVEL 4: HOPELESS DARKNESS AREA:
The Mind must now escort a really weak allied character while super-tough enemies flood the room. Since all the mind can do is run into a wall over and over, the mind must keep playing and trying until, through sheer luck, the allied character makes it.
The mind decides to take another break, but it knows it must return to the game soon...
(Twin, just add the stability loss of each of these individually, they aren't combined)
I spend all my energy, and 2 HP to make my built in speakers go to MAX VOLUME and play PON PON PON at max volume on repeat, to A. get it stuck in the Godmodder's head, and B. damage his head also! Double mindscape lowering power!
The Insanity spreads to Dakras, K4yne, Maniac, gutza1, and Pit!
The WB-Mech rises up from the Boss Pool, summoning itself to help you! The Boss Pool closes for good... The Entity Pool will still periodically appear, though!
The Elite Endermen deal 8,000 damage to the Personality Core! Split finishes it off and deals 10,000 damage to Bill X! Everyone else gangs up on Bill X, dealing 115,000 damage to him! The Star Destroyer X summons 25 more TIEs! Kefka and the Star Destroyer leave! The Space Gyarados causes the attacks of Split and I to minicrit next turn!
The VIRUS X Corrupts Split and I... It then leaves!
Bill Cipher X, with just a sliver of a sliver of his health remaining, decides to go out with a bang, quite literally. He unleashes his final attack, Metastasis! Two wheels of interlocking symbols appear around Bill X - one blue, one red. They flash with symbols, faster and faster, until they dissolve into pure arcs of red and blue! Pulsating light spirals out of Bill's eye, which flies out of his eye socket and cracks in half! You all see a grey bomb that is ticking down to-
...Is it over? Okay, I think it's over. The smoke's clearing... It looks like Bill's dead... But Space Gyarados X has died, Psycho Waluigi X, Split and I have taken 25,000 damage, crystalcat, TSFHISEPIC, and ManiacMasteR have died, TT2000, Amperz4nd, FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW, NinjaV2403, ProofofconcepT, and engie have taken 10 damage, and everyone else has taken 5 damage!
One of the chains restraining Alpha breaks! There's only one left...!! The cracks in Godmodder Soul's mindscape begin to pulsate with foreign energies as the war draws to a close...
Doc Scratch X focuses on the area of the Nether that some of you explored during the Nether sidequest, teleporting Split and the WB-Mech X into the Nether! Scratch uses the latent Red Dragon energies surrounding the Nether to fire brimstone-esque beams of energy at the two entities, causing both to take 25,000 damage and take severe Burns that won't go away until they leave the zone!
The Employer and Binary Prime coil around the mindscape, sapping the remaining stability from it! There is a massive cracking sound as the skies part all throughout the mindscape, the colors of oblivion and corruption shining across the entire area! All of you gain a permanent x1.5 damage bonus, but now you all are guaranteed to go Insane when you die!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the X Bosses and free Alpha from his prison!
> All: Fully lower Godmodder Soul's Mindscape Stability!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
III. INFESTATION .III
IV. ASCENT .IV
V. EXODUS .V
VI. ECLIPSE .VI
==> VII. CHECKMATE .VII <==
The Pyramidion:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 30%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%. Insanity: III
gutza1: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 7/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 30%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
Talist: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Dakras: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
Bomber57: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
RatcheT2497: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
SuperSaiyanRock: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
nulitor: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Crazytobuildmc: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 0/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 15/25. Insanity: III
Fseftr: [N] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 15/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Elite Endermen: [N] Leave in one turn.
Split: [N] HP: 113,500/250,000. Corruption: II Burned by the Nether. Weapon Mode: Perfect Split. Seeing Red: I
Build: [AG] HP: 121,500/200,000. Corruption: II
Psycho Waluigi X: [AG] HP: 41,600/66,600. WALUIGI IS BACK. NOW THE THREAD IS FUNNY AGAIN. Has high defense. Corruption: II
ZP-Mech X: [AG] HP: 150,000/150,000. When attacked, minicrits the attacks of allied entities. Corruption: II
TIE-Fighter X: [AG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x50.)
WB-Mech X: [AG] HP: 46,000/75,000. (x1.) 75,000/75,000. (x2.) Can attack three times a turn and can inflict Wither. Burned by the Nether.
Ascendant Bill Cipher: [AG] Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. Can change Mindscape Stability at will. Can scramble and interact with any X entity.
Doc Scratch X: [PG] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. Current Zone: The Nether. Invulnerable unless Mindscape Stability is dropped to 0%.
Alpha: [GM] HP: 125/125. Chains: (x1.) Restraining Alpha. When all of them are gone, the Shatter will begin.
THE EMPLOYER: [01 BOSS]
BINARY PRIME: [01 BOSS]
Curses of Anti-Entities, Anti-Charging, and Anti-Alchemies are in effect. If you die, you need to post saying you respawn. You will go Insane upon respawning.
Layer Eight:
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . Mindscape Stability: 0%. Fighting Project Binary, the Employer, and Binary Prime.
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Fine. I'll help some more by posting now I suppose. You asked for this Twin.
If Scratch is murder-able:
Proceed to murder Scratch. FBI agents come to investigate the scene of the crime and preform an autopsy on Scratch to determine the murder weapon. Then, finding nothing, they dispose of Scratch in sulfuric acid because why not at this point.
If Scratch is non murder-able:
Proceed to not murder Scratch. Instead, invite him to a nice, peaceful game of snooker (its like billiards, but not. Hah. Although I'm not sure how its different.). Well, it would be peaceful except for the obnoxiously loud dramatic music playing. The music is so action packed and mind shatteringly loud, it literally shatters the mindscape, lowering its stability.
Edit- oh, actually the third possible case:
If dead, ignore the above two cases, complain about spawn camping, then respawn.
Better idea. Lets do this.
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x1 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of Zeus x1 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water. Too bad its all gone.)
Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x1 (lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether.)
Potion of IMAAGGGGGINNNNNATTTIOOONNNNN x1 (lvl 2, Great! Now all you need is a box, Squidward!)
I still have these potions! FOR WILSON! I overclock the Kitsune Charm again, infusing myself with all these potions (AKA: Shoving them all into my face). The ones I have multiples of I spread out over my next posts. I have ascended into a new plane of being. The potion plane. I have become god of all things potion. And with my unlimited power, I rush forward... and start mining into the ground with that diamond pickaxe I had all the way back in Scratch's manor. The potion of Fortune makes me incredibly lucky, and I dig up diamond after diamond. I just toss them out of the cave I'm digging myself. Once I'm finally done, there's a pile of diamonds at least 40 meters high and Scratch is nowhere to be seen. Don't worry about him. He's just casually getting crushed under the weight of several tons of diamond.
"So, he needs stability to use a Reset Button, and since he Resetted things my Weath Ray is back in my possession. Sounds like stuff is about to die."
I pull out a Weath Ray, combine it with More Dakka, and fire it at Doc Scratch, anhillating several holes in him and shattering the wall of the Mindscape.
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I vote for the G-Mech.
I decide to drink a anti-insanity potion.
Post III
U2: Maybe it"z time to try to find anzwerz to the queztionz that were raized.. actual anzwerz.
U2: If zome queztionz waz born of dream and the otherz of nightmare, maybe the anzwerz lie in between??
The Cerebredust appears in Biumbra's hand.
I use the Swiss Turnswords to create multiple timeclones of myself, each one wielding their own duo of Turnswords. Each timeclone then drives their Turnswords into Bill Cipher's eye.
Umbra conjures up shadowy Healing Salves for the most wounded player.
I take the drink I made and give it to a random player who is low on health to restore their HP.
It's High Noon
I poke Bill Cipher in the eye with an unsanitary needle, giving him all sorts of nasty diseases.
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Biumbra ogles the Cerebredust in his hand.
U2: The thing2 are.. the the time2 during which I have accezzed Rick"z memorie2 have been zeemingly zingular, izolated anomalie2, pozzibly impozzible to reproduce
U2: Juzt flinging the Cerebreduzt into the air may have unknown conzequenzez, but will pozzibly rezult in another zingular, izolated anomaly
U2: That"z where the pi22a comez in
the shadow enderman slowly sprinkles the Cerebredust onto the slice of pizza.
U2: For 2cienze!!
Biumbra swallows the pizza.
My timeclones all collapse into a large, unstable time anomaly. Umbra grabs Dreabs of Cruelty, the cuestick still deeply lodged into the Morality Core, and uses it to slowly roast the Core over the anomaly. He then bashes the time anomaly with the core, causing it to fly straight into Bill Cipher's eye.
I refill the Pie Filling.
I smack Ascendant Bill Cypher X with my voidmetal staff
"HEY GODMODDER" I yell with it echoing across the mindscape
I then calmly tell him a joke...
There was a man who always said he was going to give a talk about seasonings, but always canceled. Finally he actually gave his talk. When it started someone in the crowd yelled "IT'S ABOUT THYME"
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Noticing the White Rabbit, I attack Ascendant Bill Cipher X with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Has this been used before? I'm not sure, but if so, then the animator for Ascendant Bill Cipher X suffers a fatal heart attack. "The foul beast was no more."
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
No post today. There aren't many posts and I need to continue work on the End of Act 4.
I open fire on the Employer, Dynamic Deathbringer and Recoil Scoper sending a hail of ultra-high-mass kinetic penetrators, entropic shrapnel, polyelemental chaos, and the occasional mini-nuke or thaumic particle beam to keep things interesting.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I respawn. Yeah I'm burned out.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Indeed he probably would have. That scene still gives me the creeps.
I vote for the
WV I wish!WB Mech. Damage over time should make things easier to kill for us.I show the Godmodder Soul a picture of SCP-096's beautiful visage.
Want to know what that means? It means that SCP 096 is going to come and [DATA EXPUNGED] the Godmodder Soul. It doesn't feel pity, regret, or remorse. And it will not stop, ever, until he is dead. (Sorry, I had to!)
I then also play this beautiful track.
Boo! This should give the Mindscape Stability a sharp decrease.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
(Thankfully for us that is technically an artist depiction, so we can't die from viewing it. Probably. Still pretty spooky though)
Disappointed that my x10 Cluster Bomb had been for naught, I pull out another, hoping this time it actually hits a target. I throw it at the Personality Core, considering that it is starting to weaken.
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JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
The mindscape's quest through the game continues...
LEVEL 3: BURNING DEATH ZONE:
The Mind decides to skip straight to button-mashing to find out more controls. However, if it fails to move once every 2 seconds, it(as in, it's in-game character) instantly dies, so the mind has to constantly mash the buttons necessary to move! It can't take a break to find out more controls, or it dies, and has to navigate 10 separate menus to get to the respawn screen! It decides to just go right and forward. Turns out the level requires moving left and down for 10 hours. Somehow, it manages to succeed on the 1,000,000th attempt.
LEVEL 4: HOPELESS DARKNESS AREA:
The Mind must now escort a really weak allied character while super-tough enemies flood the room. Since all the mind can do is run into a wall over and over, the mind must keep playing and trying until, through sheer luck, the allied character makes it.
The mind decides to take another break, but it knows it must return to the game soon...
(Twin, just add the stability loss of each of these individually, they aren't combined)
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I spend all my energy, and 2 HP to make my built in speakers go to MAX VOLUME and play PON PON PON at max volume on repeat, to A. get it stuck in the Godmodder's head, and B. damage his head also! Double mindscape lowering power!
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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I heal Split by wacking him on the head with some potions
'HEY GODMODDER, YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE' I yell across the mindscape
'YOU!'
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I SUDDENLY PREPARE TO GRAB ONTO THE GODMODDER.
Great, it looks like the game's slowing down again... This really isn't good, we're just a couple of turns away from the end!
5,000 damage to Bill X!
-2% Mindscape Stability!
9,000 damage to Bill X! -2% Mindscape Stability!
You fail to bind up the Binaries!
ALRIGHT. WALUIGI RESPECTS THAT. WALUIGI'S SECRET SPICE TASTES PARTICULARLY GOOD WITH MEAT PRODUCTS, JUST SO YOU KNOW. WALUIGI ENJOYS EATING STEAK WITH HIS SECRET SPICE. OH, YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH WALUIGI'S SECRET SPICE COSTS? IT COSTS THE STEEP STEEP PRICE OF TEN WALUIGI BUCKS. WALUIGI IS THE ONLY PERSON IN EXISTENCE THAT HAS WALUIGI BUCKS AND YOU CAN ONLY GET THEM BY COMPLETING ABSURD TRIALS THAT WALUIGI GIVES YOU.
The Binaries flicker out of existence momentarily...
BINARY PRIME: 01010111 01001000 00110000 00100000 01010100 01010101 01010010 01001110 01000101 01000100 00100000 00110000 01010101 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01001100 00110001 01000111 01001000 01010100 00110010 00111111
The Employer has no HP bar and is unaffected!
+4 of all Sacred Items!
> Amperz4nd: COMBAT OPERANDI => HEL ON EARTH
You expend 7 Hog Slop and 1 Elf Tear!
You take out several Monochromium Fuel Rods, their grey energies flickering through your hands, and direct their power to the open air of the Mindscape. Grey flames swirl through the air as a huge monolith of black stone is created, glowing with just the slightest tinge of purple. The temperature around the entire area drops by a massive degree, and the stone glows with white, chiseled stone serpents and dragons bursting forth from it as if ushering in Ragnarok itself. The chilling sensation spreads across the entire Mindscape in the form of a thick icy frost, severing its power with the anthesis of Hell's brimstone - Hel's unstoppable cold. -5% Mindscape Stability!
+5 HP to you!
22,000 damage to Bill X!
7,500 damage to Bill X!
+1 Vote for the G-Mech!
Doc Scratch X killed! Binary Prime killed! The Employer killed! Godmodder Soul's mindscape grows a Reset Button and resets the entities to before you did the attack, so they haven't lost any HP at all! However, the Mindscape has lost -3% Stability as a result of the exertion of the Reset Button...
It isn't permanent, and you can't be neutral while under the effects of a status effect!
-2% Mindscape Stability!
+1 Vote for the WB-Mech!
-2% Mindscape Stability! You almost die, but Netpatham heals you for +3 HP!
You respawn.
I sincerely doubt you've used that medigun nine times.
You respawn.
They want to defeat everyone involved in this war!
-3% Mindscape Stability!
-1% Mindscape Stability!
The Inferno Servo deals 15,000 damage to Bill X and Melts him! Bill replaces your arm with a carrot when you attempt to throw him, dealing 5 damage to you!
-2% Mindscape Stability!
-1% Mindscape Stability!
10,000 damage to Bill X! Bill does have two canonical weaknesses...
There isn't anything holding up the mindscape!
5,000 damage to Bill X!
+1 Vote for the WB-Mech!
+2 HP!
4,000 damage to Bill X!
-1% Mindscape Stability! +2 HP to Netpatham, Crusher, and crystalcat!
+12,000 HP to Space Gyarados X!
You respawn.
8,000 damage to the Personality Core!
+1 Vote for the WB-Mech!
+6 Pie Filling!
8,000 damage to Bill Cipher X!
Lil' Cal Curses the mindscape, lowering its Stability by -5%!
Oblivion's Topper deals 20,000 damage to Bill X!
+1 Vote for the G-Mech!
Nothing happens when you drink it!
8,000 damage to Bill X!
+3 HP to crystalcat!
+3 HP to Crusher!
5,000 damage to Bill X!
You blink out of existence.
You re-appear inside of the pyramid itself. You are in a formless white expanse. There is a white computer in the middle of the room. Lines of code are flashing sporadically across the screen... After you take a closer look, you see that the code is running GodCraft itself. No wonder GodCraft's been so well protected - perhaps its source code has been located inside of the Godmodder's mindscape all this time? As you walk up to the computer, its screen changes to an alert. ALERT: INCOMING FORCE DETECTED. ALLOW ACCESS Y/N?
9,000 damage to the Personality Core! 3,000 damage to Bill Cipher X!
+3 Pie Filling!
BILL X: THE NAME'S B1LL C1PHER! AND 1 TAKE 1T Y0U'RE S0ME K1ND 0F WALK1NG VENTR1L0QU1ST DUMMY? HAHA, 1'M JUST K1DD1NG! 1 KN0W WH0 Y0U ARE, BALL00N!
-1% Mindscape Stability!
3,000 damage to Bill X!
Everything passes right through the Employer and is sent back your way, but at speeds nearing lightspeed! The resulting fireball knocks you across the Pyramidion and deals 10 damage to you!
You respawn.
You still need to respawn!
You're right.
4,000 damage to the Personality Core!
-2% Mindscape Stability! I know.
You take 2 damage! -2% Mindscape Stability!
+5,000 HP to Split! Unconventional, but effective.
-4% Mindscape Stability!
Try seeing who's actually on the field first!
The Insanity spreads to Dakras, K4yne, Maniac, gutza1, and Pit!
The WB-Mech rises up from the Boss Pool, summoning itself to help you! The Boss Pool closes for good... The Entity Pool will still periodically appear, though!
The Elite Endermen deal 8,000 damage to the Personality Core! Split finishes it off and deals 10,000 damage to Bill X! Everyone else gangs up on Bill X, dealing 115,000 damage to him! The Star Destroyer X summons 25 more TIEs! Kefka and the Star Destroyer leave! The Space Gyarados causes the attacks of Split and I to minicrit next turn!
The VIRUS X Corrupts Split and I... It then leaves!
Bill Cipher X, with just a sliver of a sliver of his health remaining, decides to go out with a bang, quite literally. He unleashes his final attack, Metastasis! Two wheels of interlocking symbols appear around Bill X - one blue, one red. They flash with symbols, faster and faster, until they dissolve into pure arcs of red and blue! Pulsating light spirals out of Bill's eye, which flies out of his eye socket and cracks in half! You all see a grey bomb that is ticking down to-
...Is it over? Okay, I think it's over. The smoke's clearing... It looks like Bill's dead... But Space Gyarados X has died, Psycho Waluigi X, Split and I have taken 25,000 damage, crystalcat, TSFHISEPIC, and ManiacMasteR have died, TT2000, Amperz4nd, FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW, NinjaV2403, ProofofconcepT, and engie have taken 10 damage, and everyone else has taken 5 damage!
One of the chains restraining Alpha breaks! There's only one left...!! The cracks in Godmodder Soul's mindscape begin to pulsate with foreign energies as the war draws to a close...
Doc Scratch X focuses on the area of the Nether that some of you explored during the Nether sidequest, teleporting Split and the WB-Mech X into the Nether! Scratch uses the latent Red Dragon energies surrounding the Nether to fire brimstone-esque beams of energy at the two entities, causing both to take 25,000 damage and take severe Burns that won't go away until they leave the zone!
The Employer and Binary Prime coil around the mindscape, sapping the remaining stability from it! There is a massive cracking sound as the skies part all throughout the mindscape, the colors of oblivion and corruption shining across the entire area! All of you gain a permanent x1.5 damage bonus, but now you all are guaranteed to go Insane when you die!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the X Bosses and free Alpha from his prison!
> All: Fully lower Godmodder Soul's Mindscape Stability!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VVI. ECLIPSE .VIThe Pyramidion:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 30%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%. Insanity: III
gutza1: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 7/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 30%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
Talist: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Dakras: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
Bomber57: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
RatcheT2497: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
SuperSaiyanRock: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
nulitor: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Crazytobuildmc: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 10/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 15/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 0/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 15/25. Insanity: III
Fseftr: [N] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 15/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Elite Endermen: [N] Leave in one turn.
Split: [N] HP: 113,500/250,000. Corruption: II Burned by the Nether. Weapon Mode: Perfect Split. Seeing Red: I
Build: [AG] HP: 121,500/200,000. Corruption: II
Psycho Waluigi X: [AG] HP: 41,600/66,600. WALUIGI IS BACK. NOW THE THREAD IS FUNNY AGAIN. Has high defense. Corruption: II
ZP-Mech X: [AG] HP: 150,000/150,000. When attacked, minicrits the attacks of allied entities. Corruption: II
TIE-Fighter X: [AG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x50.)
WB-Mech X: [AG] HP: 46,000/75,000. (x1.) 75,000/75,000. (x2.) Can attack three times a turn and can inflict Wither. Burned by the Nether.
Ascendant Bill Cipher: [AG] Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. Can change Mindscape Stability at will. Can scramble and interact with any X entity.
Doc Scratch X: [PG] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. Current Zone: The Nether. Invulnerable unless Mindscape Stability is dropped to 0%.
Alpha: [GM] HP: 125/125. Chains: (x1.) Restraining Alpha. When all of them are gone, the Shatter will begin.
THE EMPLOYER: [01 BOSS]
BINARY PRIME: [01 BOSS]
Curses of Anti-Entities, Anti-Charging, and Anti-Alchemies are in effect. If you die, you need to post saying you respawn. You will go Insane upon respawning.
Layer Eight:
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . Mindscape Stability: 0%. Fighting Project Binary, the Employer, and Binary Prime.
PROJECT BINARY: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
THE EMPLOYER: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul. Also inside of his mind.
BINARY PRIME: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul. Also inside of his mind.
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II DISABLED [7K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III IN USE (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III READY (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III READY (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (Amperz4nd)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII IN USE (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
11 Hog Slop
17 Elf Tears
10 Pie Filling
8 Weasel Snot
Fine. I'll help some more by posting now I suppose. You asked for this Twin.If Scratch is murder-able:Proceed to murder Scratch. FBI agents come to investigate the scene of the crime and preform an autopsy on Scratch to determine the murder weapon. Then, finding nothing, they dispose of Scratch in sulfuric acid because why not at this point.If Scratch is non murder-able:Proceed to not murder Scratch. Instead, invite him to a nice, peaceful game of snooker (its like billiards, but not. Hah. Although I'm not sure how its different.). Well, it would be peaceful except for the obnoxiously loud dramatic music playing. The music is so action packed and mind shatteringly loud, it literally shatters the mindscape, lowering its stability.Edit- oh, actually the third possible case:If dead, ignore the above two cases, complain about spawn camping, then respawn.Better idea. Lets do this.I still have these potions! FOR WILSON! I overclock the Kitsune Charm again, infusing myself with all these potions (AKA: Shoving them all into my face). The ones I have multiples of I spread out over my next posts. I have ascended into a new plane of being. The potion plane. I have become god of all things potion. And with my unlimited power, I rush forward... and start mining into the ground with that diamond pickaxe I had all the way back in Scratch's manor. The potion of Fortune makes me incredibly lucky, and I dig up diamond after diamond. I just toss them out of the cave I'm digging myself. Once I'm finally done, there's a pile of diamonds at least 40 meters high and Scratch is nowhere to be seen. Don't worry about him. He's just casually getting crushed under the weight of several tons of diamond.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I respawn. I'M BACK!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
"So, he needs stability to use a Reset Button, and since he Resetted things my Weath Ray is back in my possession. Sounds like stuff is about to die."
I pull out a Weath Ray, combine it with More Dakka, and fire it at Doc Scratch, anhillating several holes in him and shattering the wall of the Mindscape.