I try to find a way to pierce holes between the mindscape and the exterior for allowing easier entry.
For that I try first to borrow one of those crazy alchemies the other people have in excess and I use it to create a spiral of antimatter dimensional wounding quick drills made of everything holy and unholy of nullclear(not nuclear) launcher of emptiness and link creation.
I then use 100 linking book for creating links to the godmodder mindscape and I try to throw them out of the godmodder mindscape(if it can allow project binary to enter the godmodder mindscape I promise I was not wary of the potential dangers because it was way too much improbable to have this effect)
Then if all that failed I try making the godmodder think he is a hole by speaking to him of the drinking problem he probably should have with its miserable life.
It doesn't look like there are any possible shortcuts to getting into the mindscape besides using Cipher's Call automatically upon respawning...
I struggle back into the mindscape with the Psionic Defense artifact, hopefully nulling the small insanity chance.
I can't really vote because I'm respawning, but I would cast my votes for the ZP Mech, Kefka, Ryth and the Star Destroyer. The Star Destroyer's TIEs could tank hits for us, Kefka's hallucinations are going to be vital to keep alive, Ryth will hopefully distract a boss, and the ZP Mech will be out and tanking if it wants its abilities to honestly work.
We need a pro strategy, but fortunately two of the biggest headaches are down.
-With Bill Cipher on our side, we can easily have him lower the Mindscape's integrity when we have to deal with Scratch, which leads to this point: DON'T lower the Mindscape Integrity any more, at least not this turn. That Insanity looks brutal to deal with, and if you notice all those red zeroes there...Yeah. That's practically guarenteed Insanity already, and we don't want it worse.
-IKEA X can be taken down in one Battle Technique. Literally. Don't focus on it.
-GLaDOS X, on the other hand...Will take five. Yeah, we really did some damage of our own last turn. But make sure those hits are big-10 if they're not Battle TEchniqeus/Combat Operandi.
-Then we move on to Bill Cipher X. Hoo BOY is this going to suck...BUT we have the Real Bill here, so hopefully they duke it out and neutralize one another so we can get in hits.
-THEN we can start lowering the Mindscape Integrity and challenge Scratch.
-...Unrelated, but Twin, I think you forgot that I killed the Right Beam with the Infinity Blade. The kills should be six.
Sound good?
You respawn. The artifact doesn't help you, and you go Insane!
I respawn, despite allegedly being dead but maybe not being really dead despite probably being really dead but yet somehow not and its so confusing it hurts the godmodder's head.
Hmm... Vote for WS-Mech (Wither would be very nice for preventing those annoying heals), Strong Arm Machine (what does high attack and defense mean?), Ryth (get him to hold off one of the heavy hitters), Kefka (accuracy reductions on heavy hitters to help keep us alive).
I tear a small piece of my lifebar off to prolong the Maelstrom.
+1 Vote for WS-Mech, S.A.M., Ryth, and Kefka!
You can't prolong the Maelstrom at this point, so you don't sacrifice any health.
Assuming I need to take some action to reenter the Mindscape, I attempt a brute-force tactic, involving a large hammer composed entirely of psychic energy and the Godmodder Soul's soles. Of his shoes. Which he isn't wearing.
Assuming I'm somehow already in the Mindscape, I use the same psychic hammer to bludgeon the nearest X-Boss into gibbering brain-death, or the next best thing.
You don't since you've already respawned! 5,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
Hey, cool, I remember Kefka! Back when I was a joshscorcher fanboy... Uuugh...
Anyways, I vote for Ryth and the ZP-Mech. Mini-crits are a valuable attack boost to EVERYBODY!
Anyways, I spam Ascendant Bill Cipher X [PG] with a variety of Illuminati confirmed jokes. Then, while he tries to guess what's next due to his omnipotence, I sucker punch him while he's thinking.
I also introduce the Godmodder Soul to this sweet little clip. Needless to say, the Mindscape Stability drops significantly because of the mood whiplash at the end.
You can vote for three entities... +1 Vote for Ryth and the ZP-Mech!
1,000 damage to Bill Cipher X! Bill's heard all those jokes...
I grab SCP-216-DTG and spin the dials rapidly and fire it. An array of previously-useless items fashioned into bullets hits GLaDOS X. I then use BT: REDACTED on GLaDOS X.
I fly up in the sky, calling down 40 laser blasters from the essence of the mindscape itself, and activate them. Massive lasers blast every boss in the mindscape, dealing billions of fire damage. And then, to finish it off, I shoot an even bigger laser from my own mouth.
Wow.
Also, votes for Exploding Vehicle Factory. Today is Explosion Day!
The Exploding Vehicle Factory isn't a candidate!
4,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and Bill Cipher X!
I pie Glados in the face? Inside the pie is a cake which gets Glados confused because the cake is a lie. I use this chance to sever a few important wires. The wires spark and also hit Ikea in a shower of electricity.
+1 Vote for WS-Mech, the Star Destroyer, Ryth, and Kefka!
Having respawned and re-entered, I cast votes for the ZP-Mech, Ryth, Kefka and the Star Destroyer.
I use Super Smash Level 10: For Glory on IKEA X in case he survived. I switch targets to GLaDOS X in case he didn't. If GLaDOS is gone at this point, Bill Cipher X is my next target.
+1 Vote for the ZP-Mech, Ryth, Kefka, and the Star Destroyer!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SUPER SMASH - FOR GLORY
I respawn and use the Fenestrated Blade to open a portal to the Godmodder's Mindscape, and an attack by a Binary blasts through the portal before I enter, hitting an -X boss.
I try injecting drugs into the lowest parts of the godmodder mindscape and they become high flipping the mindscape or making the whole mindscape lift up.
I decide to project images of Justin Beiber and Ponies into the godmodder's brain... but then I realize that he probably likes those things! So, instead I project other images, such as...
1: The image of a glorious hero on a battlefield, with the slain bodies of his enemies around him. The godmodder shortly realizes that this will NEVER happen for him.
2: An image of someone finally having succeeded, and gotten a job and wife. The godmodder shortly realizes this will NEVER happen for him.
3: A person absolutely and utterly defeated, with no hope of ever recovering. The godmodder shortly realized this will DEFINITELY happen for him.
You target Bill Cipher X with the attack, but nothing happens... It looks like Bill X has made it so the Echeladder is ineffective against him, just like how in the Arrival fight Bill locked the Echeladder!
I attempt to finish off the Ghost of GLaDOS X with the Infinity Blade. I would say something to the effect of a flashy finisher, but since I ran out of time, I just jab the sword straight through her chassis, and then literally kick every instance of GLaDOS's pronouns being capitalized into being undercase, causing her to lose self esteem and importance as she dies again. If the Ghost of GLaDOS X is dead and IKEA X isn't, for some unfantomable reason, I target IKEA X instead. If they are both dead, I target Bill Cipher X instead and do a vertical slash.
The Infinity Blade kills Ghost of GLaDOS X! The Personality Core remains... Your next seven attacks will crit!
...Hey, wait a minute, Personality Core...C'mere, I have a present for you....Rockets! And a vacation in the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator!
I pass my finger through the belt, replenishing it with explosives, I put it on and notice something that doesn't look like an explosive: a walkie-talkie. I press a button on it and I hear some muffled talking on the other side before a helicopter spawns on-top of GLaDoS X and drops a crate with the word "ACME" written on it with big red letters, when the crate hits GLaDoS X's head and breaks, it reveals a giant cartoonish bomb, which explodes.
I proceed to pull a x10 Cluster Bomb out of Hammerspace. This explosive device has the density and power of ten bombs in the size and space of one! Continuing my assault on King Ikea, I toss the x10 Cluster Bomb at him.
"Have a gift, your highness." I said, the last word with a hint of distaste.
=Le Action=
I pull out a multi-coloured ring, and lets it free-float, and jump into it, fliping my gravity! ...Except for when i step off it I go back to normal gravity, and then I procede to throw these rings everywhere, for the rest of you to use.
Well, I have the most fitting way for GLaDOS to go down.
My body falls back into battle, ready for action. I sing a song that fits the situation of fighting all these bosses a second time.
I take out a portal gun, and examine the surrounding area for suitable positions. The red moon, for just because it isn't white, doesn't mean it's not a moon. The testing chamber right below Ghost of GLaDOS X. I fire an orange portal in the center of the testing chamber.
Pulling out a futuristic looking cellphone, I say into it, "GLaDOS? I enjoy you immensely as a character. But this isn't you. This is a mockery of a mockery of you. So I shall dispose of it the way the last pretender was dispatched. Ghost of GLaDOS. You were a fun fight. But now? NOW I ONLY WANT YOU GONE!!!"
I fire a blue portal at the red, misshapen moon. After a couple seconds, a bright blue flash and the ring of a bell can be seen and heard throughout the battlefield, even by those lacking ears or eyes. These last for less than half a second, but the rumbling throughout the battlefield lasts much longer. The orange portal suddenly shows an image OF SPACE!!!
An immense suction pulls on the personality cores, and on the Ghost of GLaDOS X itself.
Please note: This attack will only work on this specific boss. I am making a certain reference, which should be really obvious by now. If the Ghost is already dead, I flip a table in anger at my inability to use this awesome reference attack. The table in question is King Ikea X.
I get up and teleport drugs to the godmodders brain / mindscape / godmodder souls mindscape, ignoring his probably infinite intangible brain barrier so the drug can mess with mindscape and make him ludicrously impressionable , I then use psychic ability to make his instability be absorbed in a homicidal split that will destroy the godmodders mindscape with even the smallest reason .I then prototype this depression split with the godmodders own sprite and an alternate universe waluigi. All he can think about is depression , his happy memories = depression , anger? NOPE depression ! waluigi takes this combination and becomes a split of a sprite , torturing him. walucetaxgodmoddermindscapesprite: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwhy???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW
Kajiulord: YES , IVE BEEN WAITING TO TOURTURE YOU GODMODDDER ! SUUUUUUUUUUUK IT!!! YOUR REIGN OF TERROR WILL BE OVER SOON.
WALUCETAxGODMODDERMINDSCAPESPLODE!!!!!!.
the godmodder has no mind , but I can fix that ,( replaces godmodders mind with fourchan.) kajiulord: Welcome to the internets you world destroying creep , your troops can't kill me this time!!!!
After Godmodder Soul's mindscape got high a few minutes ago, it learned to say no to drugs, so that's what it does!
OP1: Erm, we might be able to fix some of the lesser modules before something goes wrong.
OP1: We can't fix SleuthInhibitor, though.
OP1: Not until we can turn him off.
OP2: Okay, so I'll just start by-
OP1: NOPE. DON'T TOUCH. JUST GO BACK TO THAT THING YOU WERE DOING.
OP1: THIS IS FAR TOO DELICATE FOR YOU TO DEAL WITH.
OP2: ...
--ve Waluigi my empty bottle of Thyme, and ask for a refill. Or something. I then build a massive array of airhorns, and shock the Godmodder's Mindscape with a huge array of horn bursts!
WHAAT. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH WALUIGI'S SECRET SPICE??? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT? YOU USED IT ALL??? AT LEAST TELL WALUIGI YOU USED IT FOR COOKING... THAT STUFF DOESN'T COME CHEAP.
If Waluigi doesn't comply I force him to comply with Cipher's Call.
WALUIGI REJECTS YOUR PITIFUL TRIANGLE MIND MAGICS AND SUBSTITUTES HIS OWN WALUIGI MIND MAGICS. WALUIGI'S MIND MAGICS INVOLVE WALUIGI FORCING OTHER PEOPLE TO THINK ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE. THINGS THAT ONLY WALUIGI CAN COMPREHEND.
I fire off BT Thaumic Might Lv. 10: Thaumic Eye at Ikea X, or Bill X if Ikea X is dead.
Two of the chains restraining Alpha break! There are only two left...
The Maelstrom disappears...
The ZP-Mech rises up from the Boss Pool, summoning itself to help you. Four new bosses appear in the Boss Pool... The Star Destroyer, Ryth, and Kefka Palazzo rise up from the Entity Pool, summoning themselves to help you. The Entity Pool disappears...
The Elite Endermen deal 8,000 damage to the Personality Core! Split deals 15,000 damage to a Tabletopian Ship! I deal 15,000 damage to the Personality Core! The Star Destroyer X summons 25 TIE-Fighter Xs! Ryth X is about to attack when Bill Cipher X comes in and decides to manipulate him a bit. Ryth X turns into the VIRUS X and is converted to the PG side! Kefka Palazzo X deals 7,000 damage to Bill Cipher X and causes him to Hallucinate, lowering his accuracy!
The W-Mech X fires a Potion of Weakness at the Tabletopian Ships, causing the next three attacks against them to minicrit! Space Gyarados X, the Strongmann Machine X, and Psycho Waluigi X kill them all! Space Gyarados X causes the attacks of Kefka X and Psycho Waluigi X to minicrit next turn! The ZP-Mech X and TIE-Fighter Xs deal 8,500 damage to the Personality Core! Bill Cipher fires a thousand Shooting Stars at Bill Cipher X! Bill Cipher X blocks the attack with a Pine Tree, but Bill Cipher's eye turns into a Question Mark and fires an entourage of rainbow seizure question marks at Bill Cipher X! Bill Cipher X creates a Llama that eats all of the Question Marks, but Bill Cipher materializes an Ice Bag that freezes the Llama solid! Bill Cipher X creates a hole in space and stuffs the Llama in, sealing the hole and creating the image of a Sewn Heart! Bill Cipher creates a Pentagram above himself, the Eye inside of it awakening and disintegrating the Heart! Bill Cipher X puts on a pair of Glasses and reflects the Pentagram's stare back at itself, but Bill Cipher uses a Fez Symbol to collide with the Glasses! The two break apart, and Bill Cipher X quickly prepares his ultimate weapon - the Six-Fingered Hand. Pulsating flames crackle around the Hand and fire at Bill Cipher in a massive lance of energy, but Bill Cipher raises his arms and a holographic blue wheel forms around him, alternating with various symbols! Bill leaps out of the way as the Six-Fingered Hand flies away from Bill Cipher X and snaps into the last available slot on the wheel. Now every symbol in the attack used thus far is on the wheel, and its power has increased exponentially! Bill fires this power at Bill Cipher X, dealing 30,000 damage!
The VIRUS X Corrupts the W-Mech X, Psycho Waluigi X, and the ZP-Mech X! The Personality Core deals 10 damage to FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW, Netpatham, and gutza1! Bill Cipher X uses Formality, rising up in the air and taking all of his Formal Wear off of his body! This includes his Top Hat, Cane, Bowtie, and his Stopwatch! The artifacts become trapped in pulsating fire as they assemble the shape of a gun: the hat becomes the body of the gun, the bowtie becomes the sights, the stopwatch becomes a barrel of sorts, and the cane becomes the trigger. The only artifact left is Bill X's Wheel, which appears and is promptly shrunken down to the size of a bullet. Bill blinks and loses his eye, his eye becoming the gun instead! Bill aims at the AGs and fires a bullet of knowledge no mortal was ever meant to have, blasting through the W-Mech X and Strongmann Machine X, killing both! It also deals 10 damage to Talist, K4yne, and ninjatwist321, and 5 damage to Crusher48, crystalcat, Maniac, Fseftr, FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW, and mythicZoologist! Bill Cipher X raises the Mindscape Stability by +10%!
Doc Scratch X uses the Ancestral Bone's power to instantly kill anyone at 15 or lower HP that hasn't died recently - this includes gutza1, Talist, FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW, ninjatwist321, and K4yne! Doc Scratch enters Supercharge Mode!
On GodCraft, the eternal struggle between evil and evil continues...
GODMODDER SOUL: I hear you, I hear you. I can speak from experience. Like, this one time, I had to fight a war that went on for twenty-three months.
GODMODDER SOUL: Can you believe that? GODMODDER SOUL: OH WAIT. PROJECT BINARY: M0ST WARS G0 0N F0R SEVERAL YEARS. TH1S WAR 1S RELAT1VELY QU1CK BY C0MPAR1S0N, Y0U KN0W. Y0U SH0ULD FEEL LUCKY.
PROJECT BINARY: BUT THEN AGA1N, Y0U'RE 0N THE L0S1NG S1DE, S0 1 D0UBT Y0U FEEL LUCKY AT ALL. PROJECT BINARY: ANYWAY, Y0U HAVE ME 0FF 0N A TANGENT AGA1N. MY P01NT WAS THAT 1 HAVE SENSED Y0UR M1NDSCAPE STAB1L1TY HAS REACHED AN ALL-T1ME L0W.
PROJECT BINARY: 1T APPEARS T0 BE RATHER SUSCEPT1BLE T0 ATTACK. PERHAPS WE C0ULD WALTZ 1N AND EXPED1TE TH1S BATTLE? 1T W0ULD BENEF1T B0TH 0F US... 1N VARY1NG WAYS. GODMODDER SOUL: Wait a minute... Are you saying what I hope you're not saying? PROJECT BINARY: 1T APPEARS S0. B1NARY PR1ME, EMPL0YER. ENTER THE G0DM0DDER'S MINDSCAPE. Y0U B0TH HAVE A WAR T0 END.
GODMODDER SOUL: Whoa whoa whoa hey! I'm not just letting you guys into my mind! There's private stuff in there! Like this one time when I-
PROJECT BINARY: 0NE: 1F 1T 1S PR1VATE THEN WHY ARE Y0U TELL1NG ME? TW0: 1 ASSUME Y0U'RE N0T LETT1NG THEM 1NT0 Y0UR M1ND L1KE H0W Y0U D1DN'T LET THE DESCENDANTS 1NT0 Y0UR M1ND?
GODMODDER SOUL: PROJECT BINARY: THAT'S WHAT 1 TH0UGHT. N0W M0VE AS1DE. 1T'S T1ME T0 END TH1S BATTLE.
PROJECT BINARY: WELL, Y0U W1LL BE ABLE T0 C0NT1NUE TH1S BATTLE, S1NCE 1 KN0W Y0U MUST L0VE 1T S0 MUCH. 0NLY A PART 0F THE EMPL0YER AND PR1ME'S P0WER W1LL MAKE THE TR1P 1NT0 Y0UR M1ND. THE REST W1LL STAY HERE.
THE EMPLOYER: YES, AS THAT. ANYWAY, WE'LL GET G01NG THEN!
GODMODDER SOUL: Uh no I DON'T THINK SO I NEVER GAVE YOU YOUR VISAS
But, ignoring Godmodder Soul's pleas, portions of the two Binaries' holographic frames detatch from themselves, spiraling towards Godmodder Soul. He tries to fight them off, but they phase right through him and travel into his head, with no need for mindscape-entering devices. After several agonizing seconds (for Godmodder Soul), the Binaries make it in.
On top of the Pyramidion, two jagged holes burst through the skies as the forms of Binary Prime and the Employer materialize in the Godmodder's mindscape, once more ready to fight off the players.
THE EMPLOYER: N0W, BACK T0 BUS1NESS. LET'S TAKE CARE 0F EVERYTH1NG HERE.
BINARY PRIME: 01101011
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the X Bosses and free Alpha from his prison!
> All: Fully lower Godmodder Soul's Mindscape Stability!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
III. INFESTATION .III
IV. ASCENT .IV
V. EXODUS .V
VI. ECLIPSE .VI
==> VII. CHECKMATE .VII <==
The Pyramidion:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%. Insanity: III
gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
Talist: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 30%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Dakras: [AG] HP: 30/25. Has Super Armor.
Bomber57: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
RatcheT2497: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
SuperSaiyanRock: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
nulitor: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crazytobuildmc: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 0/25.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
BOSS POOL: EG-Mech. (Its lasers can pierce through multiple enemies.) 0 Votes. G-Mech. (Can crush enemies, stunning them.) 0 Votes. WB-Mech. (Attacks three times per turn and inflicts Wither.) 0 Votes. ED-Mech. (Can Burn multiple opponents at once with fire.)
Star Destroyer X: [AG] Summons TIE-Fighters to the field that last after its death. Leaves in one turn.
Kefka Palazzo X: [AG] Next attack will minicrit. Causes enemies to hallucinate. Leaves in one turn.
Build: [AG] HP: 146,500/200,000.
Space Gyarados X: [AG] HP: 63,000/100,000. Can minicrit the attacks of allied entities.
Psycho Waluigi X: [AG] HP: 66,600/66,600. WALUIGI IS BACK. NOW THE THREAD IS FUNNY AGAIN. Has high defense. Next attack will minicrit. Corruption: II
ZP-Mech X: [AG] HP: 150,000/150,000. When attacked, minicrits the attacks of allied entities. Corruption: II
TIE-Fighter X: [AG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x25.)
Ascendant Bill Cipher: [AG] Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. Can change Mindscape Stability at will. Can scramble and interact with any X entity.
VIRUS X: [PG] Spreads Corruption throughout AG entities. Leaves in one turn.
Personality Core: [PG] HP: 22,000/50,000.
Ascendant Bill Cipher X: [PG] HP: 252,000/300,000. Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. Can change Mindscape Stability at will. Can scramble and interact with any X entity. Hallucinating: II Formality: III Illuminate: III Metastasis: III
Doc Scratch X: [PG] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. Current Artifact: None. Invulnerable unless Mindscape Stability is dropped to 0%.
Alpha: [GM] HP: 125/125. Chains: (x2.) Restraining Alpha. When all of them are gone, the Shatter will begin.
THE EMPLOYER: [01 BOSS]
BINARY PRIME: [01 BOSS]
Curses of Anti-Entities, Anti-Charging, and Anti-Alchemies are in effect. If you die, you need to post saying you respawn. You have a chance of becoming Insane upon respawning.
Layer Eight:
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . Mindscape Stability: 48%. Fighting Project Binary, the Employer, and Binary Prime.
I grab my left arm, and try to keep my balance. Not from Bill X's attack so much as I'm not used to feeling the full effects of being harmed. Until a particularly large flare of static interrupts my melodramatic overreaction.
[MZ]: This interference...
I really don't have time to deal with this here.
I shape a replica of the red dragon, though not a working one, or even as big as the original, it breathes a stream of fire onto Bill X before I throw it at him.
I torment the godmodders mindscape by getting zee-tee from eversion evert to z-8 , killing his connection to the battlefield as what's left of his mind grow out of his control . I then show it the full- uncensored info about every spc ever that ever existed, ever . ever .ever (ect , ect.) and give him a dose of high octane nightmare fuel.
Fseftr has made an official forum about Destroy the Godmodder itself! (Certified by both TT and I!) It's a place where you can discuss the series, works being based off of the series, future games yet to come, and even make your own forum games! You can find it over here! Several of us have already made accounts, and if you haven't yet, I encourage you to do so!
I install McAfee in the Mindscape. Of course, first I have to install Windows, which I do by shoving Ascendant Bill Cipher X into the Plane of Windows Vista using the Fenestrated Blade.
I then pick up a spare Cipher's Call, because they're pretty much everywhere.
In fact, I pick up all of them. The resulting tattoo brands itself on my palm.
I then set the world on fire. A particularly indigo fire. That is aided and abetted by xkcd stickfigures who believe they are in a dream. Who knows, they probably are.
Also, I attempt to bind up the Binaries, if at all possible...
"Uh, Bill, Bill X, this is probably your thing."
"Waluigi, we DID cook with the Thyme, except it all fell into a Sidequest and was snatched right out from under our noses before we could try it. Irecreeper cooked the meal in question, he'll tell you. ((Yes, we DID have that happen. Remember Nomblequest, with the Glitch Wrench?))"
"How much does it cost, anyway?"
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Knowing that the numerical system of Binary is comprised of 0 and 1, I flood the mindscape with the number 2 in a probably misguided attempt to screw up whatever Binary plans on doing.
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"Screw this."
Nether Spire Activated against The Employer!
I reach into the fabric of the Mindscape and make it rain Sacred Items, fueling myself to the point that I can execute my last unused Combat Operandi,
>Amperz4nd: Combat Operandi Level Ten; Hel on Earth!
The mindscape's stability can hardly do anything but worsen, under the direct influence of Hel, which is both an ancient norse god and several highly unpleasant subuniverses all to themselves.
I subject Bill Cipher X to a show of memetics around him. He is first subjected to the stickers of a giant Gans Puzzle III rotating around him at high speed, the colors of the Japanese Rubik's cube color scheme flashing around him. Text begins to fly around him, generated by a certain random number generator. Symbols appear and dissolve on the outside of the piece-less cube, its six-colored sides resolving themselves.
Next, a 5x5x5 sliding (not twisting) puzzle cube scrambles itself for him before imploding, striking him with every piece several times but not dealing any damage. Four 5x5 Sudoku puzzles show up, each completely solved despite having multiple solved states. Suddenly, a harmless explosion occurs and many cubic layers overlay themselves around the already-existing cubes. One cube shows several nonexistent CJK ideographs that do not conform to the rules of creating such CJK ideographs, incorporating hiragana, katakana and hangul letters. Suddenly, the entire area turns to black and white, a contrasting two-color scheme. The near-infinite layers of cubes, each containing many polygons, causes Bill to see nothing but static everywhere he looks.
Next, the epileptic-seizure-inducing sequence ends and instead flips to three hundred Rubik's cubes overlaid over each other scrambling themselves. A piece of text, printed in 108pt Helvetica Neue, states "[DATA HERE]". The cubes disappear until there is only one left, which shrinks to a the size of a standard cube. Around it are many test screens again overlaid over each other, each taking the average, leading to a grey mess that slowly separates into a mess of screens.
The scene suddenly shifts to the same harmless explosion, which repeats itself, flipping over and over again. It lands on another cube, a mess of overlays and inversions covering it. The scene shifts again, turning into a piece of memetic agent that has an exclamation mark inside it. The memetic agent glitches out, turning into an infinite grid of red and transparent rectangles, measuring 2.4 cm by 1 cm. Text appears inside a scrolling screen, stating various lines from a few French books before transforming into a series of letters from Visible Speech, Oriya and Rongorongo. Suddenly, all the letters transform into one symbol, the outer part resembling an inverted farsi but with the inner part bearing a silhouette of the Vitruvian Man. The screen scrolls faster and faster until nothing is visible, causing the screen to disappear. A circle bearing an interrobang on its side flashes rapidly.
Suddenly, the screen switches to a blue and white grid of squares, with the image of a pile of iron dust in the middle with the text "LOADING DUST" over it. The dust flashes white and the text is replaced with a picture of two men armed with sniper rifles quickscoping each other, then with the text "ERROR: DoeS THe NooB KNoW??" Even more suddenly than the first time, it switches to a grayscale image of a megaminx, with the text "do you like twisty puzzles??" over it for a few seconds, followed by "no?? why not??" and "ON BASALT FEET WE STOOD". An array of symbols appears. The first, the inverted-farsi-like symbol with the Vitruvian Man, slides to the top left of Bill X's vision, labeled "CaSCaDe". The second, a set of fifteen outlined squares and one filled square arranged in a 4x4 space, with the filled square at the top left, slides to the top right, labeled "oPERATIoN DIoRITE". An image of the Rubik's cube, now enclosed in a thick circle, moves to the upper middle, labeled "NOTHING".
The image of the iron dust, also enclosed in a circle, moves to the bottom right, labeled "Get Out". An exit sign, enclosed in another circle, moves to the bottom left, with the text "esCape" under it. The lower middle soon bears a bleeding heart, labeled "INT3R3ST". A giant conglomerate of symbols then spreads out throughout the area before closing together to form a giant image of an enderman, with its eyes replaced with redstone dust that was flowing out of their sockets. The image inverts its colors and disappears.
Suddenly, many texts flash rapidly throughout the screen, spelling out a story. Various test screens appear, with their numbers changed in nonsensical ways. The text reading "[D]1570[R]710[N]" flies out of view, returning as an exit sign. The vision flashes to a giant arena, before everything fades to white and a black square appears. Suddenly, the black square explodes, the explosion empowered by the strength of the vision that has just been inflicted on Bill X. It turns out the black square wasn't a vision. It was actually quite real.
Hrm, Bill Cipher (and his X counterpart) are both tricksy fellows indeed, hrm. How does one defeat the weaker of the two outside of subtle insults at his personage, hrm?...I immediately challenge Bill Cipher X to a dance off, with the one rule of no transformations whatsoever. He wins nigh-instantly without even trying, for Mimes cannot dance, Light or Dark, and I am a Mime while he is not. An arbitrary Judges Panel immediately booed me out before I could go a second, and before Bill Cipher X could move at all. However, the sheer hideous nature of the dance are things that Omniscients do not usually think about. It's not as if they have to know everything at once. Or want to know everything at once. Because he already knows, however, it doesn't affect him. However, I DO manage to blast a massive cannon at him with this unfantomably horrible energy generated by the unfantomably horrible dance. It's not unfantomably horrible to Bill Cipher X, but does that MATTER at this stage? It's still horrible in the end, and still painful.
I vote for the G-Mech. We need the stuns badly. Hopefully more bosses come in the pool, or the pool gets reused a bit.
Uh oh. Since I went Insane just now, I suddenly revert to my old tactic of "kill the hell out of the godmodder at all costs, and kill all the other bosses along with him." I first pull the Weath Ray (the one used in the perfect sphere itself) out of hammerspace, use my own Endermancy powers to maximize its firepower, and fire it right into Doc Scratch X. Even though he is invulnerable, Weath Rays punch right through that, then go right through the wall of the Mindscape, leaving a hole between the mindscape and realspace, which seriously hurts its stability. I then dump even more energy in it to quickly recharge it, and fire it right at Binary Prime, who dies instantly because he lacks a HP score (he needs 50000 HP to resist the attack, regardless of invulnerability). Another hole goes through the mindscape, and the mindscape continues to collapse. Since the Weath Ray is now overloading, I throw it away into The Employer (boosting with the last of my endermancy power), where it detonates in a wormhole nova that anhillates everything within a 20 meter radius, including the employer and whatever he was standing on. If ANYTHING tries to stop me (even "friendlies"), I teraport them away hastily, leaving major holes in them because I only teraport 90% of their mass away.
Note: Because of the fact that I am really hard to predict, I am basically on the Neutral team while Insane (if insanity is permanent, might as well switch me to neutral again).
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
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Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
=TURN ONE=
=ACTION=
I proceed to flip out?
cc: ...
cc: ERROR: Everything is wrong.
cc: ERROR: Past-Self detected at (REDACTED). Past-Self identifies self as (REDACTED). Relevant data sent to ut.
cc: ERROR: Imminent overheating.
Suddenly, lashes of green, cursed flames emit from me, and begin to tear the mindscape to shreds. The flames take the shape of chairs, swords, tables, candy and simply ones and zeroes. After a general thrashing, the lashes of flame surround me, and launch up, lighting up the mindscape with a brilliant green.
My post got eaten by the net... I'll have a replacement put here once I finish writing one. Progress 10%
==> mythic: Do the thing
And you asked me to be less vague earlier?
Even making the most obvious assumption requires me to ask which one?
My original ability?
I can’t use that without inverting even more than I have.
The one I ended up with after the time loop was broken?
I can't use that yet and you know it.
==> mythic: Stop being cryptic and fight the bosses
Fine, you're the one who brought it up.
I unleash some raw, formless, (passive) agression upon a random boss.
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
I use some Wolverine claws to cut open a random PG X to then..... rustle it's jimmies! *dun dun duuun*
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No Joke
UBER: 2 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I whack a random enemy still alive (who is targetable and not Scratch) by not whacking them. ... I bludgeon them instead.
If I'm not going to do anything else, might as well take these quick actions.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I force these words from Twin down King Ikea X's throat:
"Have a nice vacation! By the time you're back this game might be over..."
So, we still have 4 bosses to go. Or three, Ghost of GLaDOS is probably dead by now.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
ACT 2 - DAMAGE
I fire off BT Thaumic Might Lv. 10: Thaumic Eye at Ikea X, or Bill X if Ikea X is dead.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
It doesn't look like there are any possible shortcuts to getting into the mindscape besides using Cipher's Call automatically upon respawning...
Godmodder Soul has never had a drinking problem!
You respawn.
You respawn. You go Insane!
You respawn.
You respawn. The artifact doesn't help you, and you go Insane!
Oh, okay. I'll fix that.
+1 Vote for the ZP-Mech, S.A.M., the Star Destroyer, and Kefka!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GENERIC STORM - DRILLGENERIGORG
King Ikea X killed! The Tabletopian Ships remain...
You respawn. You go Insane!
> Talist: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 EMERALD FIRE - GREEN NOVA
20,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
You respawn!
+6 HP to Fseftr!
+1 Vote for WS-Mech, the Star Destroyer, Kefka, and Charitomb!
+1 Vote for WS-Mech, S.A.M., Ryth, and Kefka!
You can't prolong the Maelstrom at this point, so you don't sacrifice any health.
You don't since you've already respawned! 5,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
You can vote for three entities... +1 Vote for Ryth and the ZP-Mech!
1,000 damage to Bill Cipher X! Bill's heard all those jokes...
Introduce? Godmodder Soul's already read Homestuck!
7,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
> CobaltShade: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CONTAINMENT BREACH - REDACTED
15,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
The Exploding Vehicle Factory isn't a candidate!
4,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and Bill Cipher X!
You respawn.
+1 Vote for WS-Mech, the Star Destroyer, Ryth, and Kefka!
6,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
-5% Mindscape Stability!
+12,000 HP to the W-Mech!
+1 Vote for the ZP-Mech, Ryth, Kefka, and the Star Destroyer!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SUPER SMASH - FOR GLORY
20,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
Shadowy images of the Incarnate appear all around the mindscape... There is a horrendous shrieking noise! -3% Mindscape Stability!
WAA. GET OFF OF WALUIGI. WALUIGI DOES NOT CARE MUCH FOR PERSONAL CONTACT.
You respawn. You go Insane!
You respawn.
Godmodder Soul does not have time to listen to videos!
-2% Mindscape Stability!
-2% Mindscape Stability!
-1% Mindscape Stability!
> Netpatham: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CHAOS STRIKE - ABSOLUTION
You target Bill Cipher X with the attack, but nothing happens... It looks like Bill X has made it so the Echeladder is ineffective against him, just like how in the Arrival fight Bill locked the Echeladder!
The Infinity Blade kills Ghost of GLaDOS X! The Personality Core remains... Your next seven attacks will crit!
5,000 damage to the Personality Core!
Nothing happens!
You respawn. You go Insane!
You're already fully healed!
+1 Vote for the BZ-Mech, the Star Destroyer, Ryth, and S.A.M!
-2% Mindscape Stability!
-1% Mindscape Stability!
Welcome back!
You respawn.
You can't resurrect players!
After Godmodder Soul's mindscape got high a few minutes ago, it learned to say no to drugs, so that's what it does!
WHAAT. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH WALUIGI'S SECRET SPICE??? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT? YOU USED IT ALL??? AT LEAST TELL WALUIGI YOU USED IT FOR COOKING... THAT STUFF DOESN'T COME CHEAP.
-1% Mindscape Stability!
WALUIGI REJECTS YOUR PITIFUL TRIANGLE MIND MAGICS AND SUBSTITUTES HIS OWN WALUIGI MIND MAGICS. WALUIGI'S MIND MAGICS INVOLVE WALUIGI FORCING OTHER PEOPLE TO THINK ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE. THINGS THAT ONLY WALUIGI CAN COMPREHEND.
You respawn.
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 LUMINESENCE - ANTHOLOGY
+8 HP!
+1 Vote for the Star Destroyer, S.A.M., Ryth, and the WS-Mech!
WALUIGI REFUSES TO GIVE OUT ANY MORE OF HIS SECRET SPICE SINCE YOU ALL MISUSED IT.
3,000 damage to Bill Cipher X!
3,000 damage to Bill Cipher X!
Whoops.
Two of the chains restraining Alpha break! There are only two left...
The Maelstrom disappears...
The ZP-Mech rises up from the Boss Pool, summoning itself to help you. Four new bosses appear in the Boss Pool... The Star Destroyer, Ryth, and Kefka Palazzo rise up from the Entity Pool, summoning themselves to help you. The Entity Pool disappears...
The Elite Endermen deal 8,000 damage to the Personality Core! Split deals 15,000 damage to a Tabletopian Ship! I deal 15,000 damage to the Personality Core! The Star Destroyer X summons 25 TIE-Fighter Xs! Ryth X is about to attack when Bill Cipher X comes in and decides to manipulate him a bit. Ryth X turns into the VIRUS X and is converted to the PG side! Kefka Palazzo X deals 7,000 damage to Bill Cipher X and causes him to Hallucinate, lowering his accuracy!
The W-Mech X fires a Potion of Weakness at the Tabletopian Ships, causing the next three attacks against them to minicrit! Space Gyarados X, the Strongmann Machine X, and Psycho Waluigi X kill them all! Space Gyarados X causes the attacks of Kefka X and Psycho Waluigi X to minicrit next turn! The ZP-Mech X and TIE-Fighter Xs deal 8,500 damage to the Personality Core! Bill Cipher fires a thousand Shooting Stars at Bill Cipher X! Bill Cipher X blocks the attack with a Pine Tree, but Bill Cipher's eye turns into a Question Mark and fires an entourage of rainbow seizure question marks at Bill Cipher X! Bill Cipher X creates a Llama that eats all of the Question Marks, but Bill Cipher materializes an Ice Bag that freezes the Llama solid! Bill Cipher X creates a hole in space and stuffs the Llama in, sealing the hole and creating the image of a Sewn Heart! Bill Cipher creates a Pentagram above himself, the Eye inside of it awakening and disintegrating the Heart! Bill Cipher X puts on a pair of Glasses and reflects the Pentagram's stare back at itself, but Bill Cipher uses a Fez Symbol to collide with the Glasses! The two break apart, and Bill Cipher X quickly prepares his ultimate weapon - the Six-Fingered Hand. Pulsating flames crackle around the Hand and fire at Bill Cipher in a massive lance of energy, but Bill Cipher raises his arms and a holographic blue wheel forms around him, alternating with various symbols! Bill leaps out of the way as the Six-Fingered Hand flies away from Bill Cipher X and snaps into the last available slot on the wheel. Now every symbol in the attack used thus far is on the wheel, and its power has increased exponentially! Bill fires this power at Bill Cipher X, dealing 30,000 damage!
The VIRUS X Corrupts the W-Mech X, Psycho Waluigi X, and the ZP-Mech X! The Personality Core deals 10 damage to FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW, Netpatham, and gutza1! Bill Cipher X uses Formality, rising up in the air and taking all of his Formal Wear off of his body! This includes his Top Hat, Cane, Bowtie, and his Stopwatch! The artifacts become trapped in pulsating fire as they assemble the shape of a gun: the hat becomes the body of the gun, the bowtie becomes the sights, the stopwatch becomes a barrel of sorts, and the cane becomes the trigger. The only artifact left is Bill X's Wheel, which appears and is promptly shrunken down to the size of a bullet. Bill blinks and loses his eye, his eye becoming the gun instead! Bill aims at the AGs and fires a bullet of knowledge no mortal was ever meant to have, blasting through the W-Mech X and Strongmann Machine X, killing both! It also deals 10 damage to Talist, K4yne, and ninjatwist321, and 5 damage to Crusher48, crystalcat, Maniac, Fseftr, FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW, and mythicZoologist! Bill Cipher X raises the Mindscape Stability by +10%!
Doc Scratch X uses the Ancestral Bone's power to instantly kill anyone at 15 or lower HP that hasn't died recently - this includes gutza1, Talist, FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW, ninjatwist321, and K4yne! Doc Scratch enters Supercharge Mode!
On GodCraft, the eternal struggle between evil and evil continues...
PROJECT BINARY: RRGH! EN0UGH 0F TH1S! TH1S BATTLE 1S HEAD1NG N0WHERE FAST.
GODMODDER SOUL: I hear you, I hear you. I can speak from experience. Like, this one time, I had to fight a war that went on for twenty-three months.
GODMODDER SOUL: Can you believe that?
GODMODDER SOUL: OH WAIT.
PROJECT BINARY: M0ST WARS G0 0N F0R SEVERAL YEARS. TH1S WAR 1S RELAT1VELY QU1CK BY C0MPAR1S0N, Y0U KN0W. Y0U SH0ULD FEEL LUCKY.
PROJECT BINARY: BUT THEN AGA1N, Y0U'RE 0N THE L0S1NG S1DE, S0 1 D0UBT Y0U FEEL LUCKY AT ALL.
PROJECT BINARY: ANYWAY, Y0U HAVE ME 0FF 0N A TANGENT AGA1N. MY P01NT WAS THAT 1 HAVE SENSED Y0UR M1NDSCAPE STAB1L1TY HAS REACHED AN ALL-T1ME L0W.
PROJECT BINARY: 1T APPEARS T0 BE RATHER SUSCEPT1BLE T0 ATTACK. PERHAPS WE C0ULD WALTZ 1N AND EXPED1TE TH1S BATTLE? 1T W0ULD BENEF1T B0TH 0F US... 1N VARY1NG WAYS.
GODMODDER SOUL: Wait a minute... Are you saying what I hope you're not saying?
PROJECT BINARY: 1T APPEARS S0. B1NARY PR1ME, EMPL0YER. ENTER THE G0DM0DDER'S MINDSCAPE. Y0U B0TH HAVE A WAR T0 END.
GODMODDER SOUL: Whoa whoa whoa hey! I'm not just letting you guys into my mind! There's private stuff in there! Like this one time when I-
PROJECT BINARY: 0NE: 1F 1T 1S PR1VATE THEN WHY ARE Y0U TELL1NG ME? TW0: 1 ASSUME Y0U'RE N0T LETT1NG THEM 1NT0 Y0UR M1ND L1KE H0W Y0U D1DN'T LET THE DESCENDANTS 1NT0 Y0UR M1ND?
GODMODDER SOUL:
PROJECT BINARY: THAT'S WHAT 1 TH0UGHT. N0W M0VE AS1DE. 1T'S T1ME T0 END TH1S BATTLE.
PROJECT BINARY: WELL, Y0U W1LL BE ABLE T0 C0NT1NUE TH1S BATTLE, S1NCE 1 KN0W Y0U MUST L0VE 1T S0 MUCH. 0NLY A PART 0F THE EMPL0YER AND PR1ME'S P0WER W1LL MAKE THE TR1P 1NT0 Y0UR M1ND. THE REST W1LL STAY HERE.
BINARY PRIME: 01000001 01010011 00100000 01000001 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 01000100 00110001 01010011 01010100 01000001 01000011 01010100 00110001 00110000 01001110 00101110
THE EMPLOYER: YES, AS THAT. ANYWAY, WE'LL GET G01NG THEN!
GODMODDER SOUL: Uh no I DON'T THINK SO I NEVER GAVE YOU YOUR VISAS
But, ignoring Godmodder Soul's pleas, portions of the two Binaries' holographic frames detatch from themselves, spiraling towards Godmodder Soul. He tries to fight them off, but they phase right through him and travel into his head, with no need for mindscape-entering devices. After several agonizing seconds (for Godmodder Soul), the Binaries make it in.
On top of the Pyramidion, two jagged holes burst through the skies as the forms of Binary Prime and the Employer materialize in the Godmodder's mindscape, once more ready to fight off the players.
THE EMPLOYER: N0W, BACK T0 BUS1NESS. LET'S TAKE CARE 0F EVERYTH1NG HERE.
BINARY PRIME: 01101011
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the X Bosses and free Alpha from his prison!
> All: Fully lower Godmodder Soul's Mindscape Stability!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VVI. ECLIPSE .VIThe Pyramidion:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%. Insanity: III
gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
Talist: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 30%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Dakras: [AG] HP: 30/25. Has Super Armor.
Bomber57: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
RatcheT2497: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
SuperSaiyanRock: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
nulitor: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crazytobuildmc: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 0/25.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Insanity: III
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
BOSS POOL: EG-Mech. (Its lasers can pierce through multiple enemies.) 0 Votes. G-Mech. (Can crush enemies, stunning them.) 0 Votes. WB-Mech. (Attacks three times per turn and inflicts Wither.) 0 Votes. ED-Mech. (Can Burn multiple opponents at once with fire.)
Elite Endermen: [N] Leave in two turns.
Split: [N] HP: 152,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Perfect Split. Seeing Red: I
Star Destroyer X: [AG] Summons TIE-Fighters to the field that last after its death. Leaves in one turn.
Kefka Palazzo X: [AG] Next attack will minicrit. Causes enemies to hallucinate. Leaves in one turn.
Build: [AG] HP: 146,500/200,000.
Space Gyarados X: [AG] HP: 63,000/100,000. Can minicrit the attacks of allied entities.
Psycho Waluigi X: [AG] HP: 66,600/66,600. WALUIGI IS BACK. NOW THE THREAD IS FUNNY AGAIN. Has high defense. Next attack will minicrit. Corruption: II
ZP-Mech X: [AG] HP: 150,000/150,000. When attacked, minicrits the attacks of allied entities. Corruption: II
TIE-Fighter X: [AG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x25.)
Ascendant Bill Cipher: [AG] Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. Can change Mindscape Stability at will. Can scramble and interact with any X entity.
VIRUS X: [PG] Spreads Corruption throughout AG entities. Leaves in one turn.
Personality Core: [PG] HP: 22,000/50,000.
Ascendant Bill Cipher X: [PG] HP: 252,000/300,000. Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. Can change Mindscape Stability at will. Can scramble and interact with any X entity. Hallucinating: II Formality: III Illuminate: III Metastasis: III
Doc Scratch X: [PG] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. Current Artifact: None. Invulnerable unless Mindscape Stability is dropped to 0%.
Alpha: [GM] HP: 125/125. Chains: (x2.) Restraining Alpha. When all of them are gone, the Shatter will begin.
THE EMPLOYER: [01 BOSS]
BINARY PRIME: [01 BOSS]
Curses of Anti-Entities, Anti-Charging, and Anti-Alchemies are in effect. If you die, you need to post saying you respawn. You have a chance of becoming Insane upon respawning.
Layer Eight:
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . Mindscape Stability: 48%. Fighting Project Binary, the Employer, and Binary Prime.
PROJECT BINARY: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
THE EMPLOYER: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul. Also inside of his mind.
BINARY PRIME: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul. Also inside of his mind.
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II DISABLED [7K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII DISABLED (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III READY (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III READY (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (Amperz4nd)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII IN USE (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
14 Hog Slop
14 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
3 Weasel Snot
Act one; Chaos Impulse
I grab my left arm, and try to keep my balance. Not from Bill X's attack so much as I'm not used to feeling the full effects of being harmed. Until a particularly large flare of static interrupts my melodramatic overreaction.
[MZ]: This interference...
I really don't have time to deal with this here.
I shape a replica of the red dragon, though not a working one, or even as big as the original, it breathes a stream of fire onto Bill X before I throw it at him.
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
I torment the godmodders mindscape by getting zee-tee from eversion evert to z-8 , killing his connection to the battlefield as what's left of his mind grow out of his control . I then show it the full- uncensored info about every spc ever that ever existed, ever . ever .ever (ect , ect.) and give him a dose of high octane nightmare fuel.
null post Oh , fwi godmodder soul didn't have a choice , it was forcefully inserted. Not trying to argue but still. =
The Godmodder Soul is at least an order of magnitude more powerful than you are and therefore doesn't need to care.
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Hey guys, I have some big news!
Fseftr has made an official forum about Destroy the Godmodder itself! (Certified by both TT and I!) It's a place where you can discuss the series, works being based off of the series, future games yet to come, and even make your own forum games! You can find it over here! Several of us have already made accounts, and if you haven't yet, I encourage you to do so!
I install McAfee in the Mindscape. Of course, first I have to install Windows, which I do by shoving Ascendant Bill Cipher X into the Plane of Windows Vista using the Fenestrated Blade.
I then pick up a spare Cipher's Call, because they're pretty much everywhere.
In fact, I pick up all of them. The resulting tattoo brands itself on my palm.
I then set the world on fire. A particularly indigo fire. That is aided and abetted by xkcd stickfigures who believe they are in a dream. Who knows, they probably are.
Also, I attempt to bind up the Binaries, if at all possible...
"Uh, Bill, Bill X, this is probably your thing."
"Waluigi, we DID cook with the Thyme, except it all fell into a Sidequest and was snatched right out from under our noses before we could try it. Irecreeper cooked the meal in question, he'll tell you. ((Yes, we DID have that happen. Remember Nomblequest, with the Glitch Wrench?))"
"How much does it cost, anyway?"
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Knowing that the numerical system of Binary is comprised of 0 and 1, I flood the mindscape with the number 2 in a probably misguided attempt to screw up whatever Binary plans on doing.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
"Screw this."
Nether Spire Activated against The Employer!
I reach into the fabric of the Mindscape and make it rain Sacred Items, fueling myself to the point that I can execute my last unused Combat Operandi,
>Amperz4nd: Combat Operandi Level Ten; Hel on Earth!
The mindscape's stability can hardly do anything but worsen, under the direct influence of Hel, which is both an ancient norse god and several highly unpleasant subuniverses all to themselves.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I heal myself with healing blues.
I subject Bill Cipher X to a show of memetics around him. He is first subjected to the stickers of a giant Gans Puzzle III rotating around him at high speed, the colors of the Japanese Rubik's cube color scheme flashing around him. Text begins to fly around him, generated by a certain random number generator. Symbols appear and dissolve on the outside of the piece-less cube, its six-colored sides resolving themselves.
Next, a 5x5x5 sliding (not twisting) puzzle cube scrambles itself for him before imploding, striking him with every piece several times but not dealing any damage. Four 5x5 Sudoku puzzles show up, each completely solved despite having multiple solved states. Suddenly, a harmless explosion occurs and many cubic layers overlay themselves around the already-existing cubes. One cube shows several nonexistent CJK ideographs that do not conform to the rules of creating such CJK ideographs, incorporating hiragana, katakana and hangul letters. Suddenly, the entire area turns to black and white, a contrasting two-color scheme. The near-infinite layers of cubes, each containing many polygons, causes Bill to see nothing but static everywhere he looks.
Next, the epileptic-seizure-inducing sequence ends and instead flips to three hundred Rubik's cubes overlaid over each other scrambling themselves. A piece of text, printed in 108pt Helvetica Neue, states "[DATA HERE]". The cubes disappear until there is only one left, which shrinks to a the size of a standard cube. Around it are many test screens again overlaid over each other, each taking the average, leading to a grey mess that slowly separates into a mess of screens.
The scene suddenly shifts to the same harmless explosion, which repeats itself, flipping over and over again. It lands on another cube, a mess of overlays and inversions covering it. The scene shifts again, turning into a piece of memetic agent that has an exclamation mark inside it. The memetic agent glitches out, turning into an infinite grid of red and transparent rectangles, measuring 2.4 cm by 1 cm. Text appears inside a scrolling screen, stating various lines from a few French books before transforming into a series of letters from Visible Speech, Oriya and Rongorongo. Suddenly, all the letters transform into one symbol, the outer part resembling an inverted farsi but with the inner part bearing a silhouette of the Vitruvian Man. The screen scrolls faster and faster until nothing is visible, causing the screen to disappear. A circle bearing an interrobang on its side flashes rapidly.
Suddenly, the screen switches to a blue and white grid of squares, with the image of a pile of iron dust in the middle with the text "LOADING DUST" over it. The dust flashes white and the text is replaced with a picture of two men armed with sniper rifles quickscoping each other, then with the text "ERROR: DoeS THe NooB KNoW??" Even more suddenly than the first time, it switches to a grayscale image of a megaminx, with the text "do you like twisty puzzles??" over it for a few seconds, followed by "no?? why not??" and "ON BASALT FEET WE STOOD". An array of symbols appears. The first, the inverted-farsi-like symbol with the Vitruvian Man, slides to the top left of Bill X's vision, labeled "CaSCaDe". The second, a set of fifteen outlined squares and one filled square arranged in a 4x4 space, with the filled square at the top left, slides to the top right, labeled "oPERATIoN DIoRITE". An image of the Rubik's cube, now enclosed in a thick circle, moves to the upper middle, labeled "NOTHING".
The image of the iron dust, also enclosed in a circle, moves to the bottom right, labeled "Get Out". An exit sign, enclosed in another circle, moves to the bottom left, with the text "esCape" under it. The lower middle soon bears a bleeding heart, labeled "INT3R3ST". A giant conglomerate of symbols then spreads out throughout the area before closing together to form a giant image of an enderman, with its eyes replaced with redstone dust that was flowing out of their sockets. The image inverts its colors and disappears.
Suddenly, many texts flash rapidly throughout the screen, spelling out a story. Various test screens appear, with their numbers changed in nonsensical ways. The text reading "[D]1570[R]710[N]" flies out of view, returning as an exit sign. The vision flashes to a giant arena, before everything fades to white and a black square appears. Suddenly, the black square explodes, the explosion empowered by the strength of the vision that has just been inflicted on Bill X. It turns out the black square wasn't a vision. It was actually quite real.
Act 1!
Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 7/9!
Hrm, Bill Cipher (and his X counterpart) are both tricksy fellows indeed, hrm. How does one defeat the weaker of the two outside of subtle insults at his personage, hrm?...I immediately challenge Bill Cipher X to a dance off, with the one rule of no transformations whatsoever. He wins nigh-instantly without even trying, for Mimes cannot dance, Light or Dark, and I am a Mime while he is not. An arbitrary Judges Panel immediately booed me out before I could go a second, and before Bill Cipher X could move at all. However, the sheer hideous nature of the dance are things that Omniscients do not usually think about. It's not as if they have to know everything at once. Or want to know everything at once. Because he already knows, however, it doesn't affect him. However, I DO manage to blast a massive cannon at him with this unfantomably horrible energy generated by the unfantomably horrible dance. It's not unfantomably horrible to Bill Cipher X, but does that MATTER at this stage? It's still horrible in the end, and still painful.
I vote for the G-Mech. We need the stuns badly. Hopefully more bosses come in the pool, or the pool gets reused a bit.
Uh oh. Since I went Insane just now, I suddenly revert to my old tactic of "kill the hell out of the godmodder at all costs, and kill all the other bosses along with him." I first pull the Weath Ray (the one used in the perfect sphere itself) out of hammerspace, use my own Endermancy powers to maximize its firepower, and fire it right into Doc Scratch X. Even though he is invulnerable, Weath Rays punch right through that, then go right through the wall of the Mindscape, leaving a hole between the mindscape and realspace, which seriously hurts its stability. I then dump even more energy in it to quickly recharge it, and fire it right at Binary Prime, who dies instantly because he lacks a HP score (he needs 50000 HP to resist the attack, regardless of invulnerability). Another hole goes through the mindscape, and the mindscape continues to collapse. Since the Weath Ray is now overloading, I throw it away into The Employer (boosting with the last of my endermancy power), where it detonates in a wormhole nova that anhillates everything within a 20 meter radius, including the employer and whatever he was standing on. If ANYTHING tries to stop me (even "friendlies"), I teraport them away hastily, leaving major holes in them because I only teraport 90% of their mass away.
Note: Because of the fact that I am really hard to predict, I am basically on the Neutral team while Insane (if insanity is permanent, might as well switch me to neutral again).
=TURN ONE=
=ACTION=
I proceed to flip out?
cc: ...
cc: ERROR: Everything is wrong.
cc: ERROR: Past-Self detected at (REDACTED). Past-Self identifies self as (REDACTED). Relevant data sent to ut.
cc: ERROR: Imminent overheating.
Suddenly, lashes of green, cursed flames emit from me, and begin to tear the mindscape to shreds. The flames take the shape of chairs, swords, tables, candy and simply ones and zeroes. After a general thrashing, the lashes of flame surround me, and launch up, lighting up the mindscape with a brilliant green.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I vote for the WB-Mech.
I climb up to the top of the pyramid.
I yell out"Give me your power, Pupa Pan!"
I then jump of, expecting to fly. Unfortunately since I am not a troll and Pupa Pan doesn't exist I fall.
Gorilla
All I can do is get out my sword,point it downwards and rocket towards the ground.
I crash down and cause a huge ripple of destruction throughout the mindscape ripping it apart.
Inside the hole I made is my lifeless body.
OOC:Homestuck why do you do this.
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