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Completely insane, Tricky cackles.

Pieces of mindscape rip and tear around him.

Yup, he's definitely insane. Even more than Godmodder Soul apparently. If it were possible for the mindscape integrity to get any lower, it would be doing so right now.

Tricky begins out with his traditional attack, and before any first-guardian omniscience crap has the chance to set in, Scratch is already being beat over the head with Tricky's stop sign, before Tricky goes into buzz-saw mode and spins his way right through Scratch before disappearing in a puff of smoke, and bouncing out of the shadows to slam a whale onto the omniscient muppet memory's head.

I give a health potion to anyone who needs it.

A completely innocuous package appears on the Tardis, mostly because I have various goals in mind, and this is helping further my short-term goals. An attached card reads: For preventing insanity caused by entering the Godmodder's mindscape.

I then roll the Faceless Eight at Doc Scratch.

=TURN TWO=

=ACTION=

I smash Doc Scratch into the distance using my CRIT BOOSTED BRASS KNUCKLES. However, there was a very conviently placed CHAIRNADO in the distance, which catches him and flings him around. The tornado then crashes into the swarm of TIE-Fighters, thus creating a laser inferno in which Scratch is caught in the center of!

Act 2!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 8/9.

I give Net a pick-me-up with the Sixth Degree to get me up to full Ubercharge, and then trade the Mind-Elves and Mind-Pigs some Mind-coins in exchange for some Elf Tears and Hog Slop to use Overtourged with, before using it on Doc Scratch X. Not feeling in a creative mood as I make this post, sadly.

I use the magma multiplier on doc scratch.

I continue giving people health potions.

I look scratch and I sneak about lord English X betrayal and that in fact he was not killed and that he will not come back.

Since I sneaked in a curious way I do not have the time to not hit him.

Bruised and bloodied, Doc Scratch X is on his last legs. As his form flickers, I look up from my last attack, and taunt him:

"What's the matter? Your color's all...weird! Whatever, I'll still win this fight, no problem!

AND FOR THE FINALE, ONE KO PUNCH!"

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

PUNCH!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

PUNCH!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

PUNCH!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

"PUNCH!!!!!!!"

Doc Scratch X flies straight up, and falls straight down. His form violently fluctuates, and if this brings him down to 0 hp, explodes in a massive field of stars.

Oh, I do hope this takes him out.

Post I

Biumbra gives the computer an eerie grin, revealing the large, indigo flame scorching his non-euclidean innards.

Yez

I fire the Ravethrower into the air, the bees flying around and dreaming up a large, tentacle-adorned instance of SCP-2324-A with several extra eyes and missing it's lower body. The bees fly into SCP-2324-A, piloting it into violently attacking Doc Scratch before absentmindedly disagreeing on whatever the SCP-2324-A instance should continue to fight Doc Scratch, retreat, or collect nectar. The arguing of the bees causes the instance of SCP-2324-A to have a mental breakdown, giving Doc Scratch obscene gestures before falling apart, thus ending the glorious tale of HMS Moon Lord, cyan stinger of the imaginary skies.

Umbra unnervedly ogles the apian shenanigans before conjuring up shadowy Honey Poultice for the WB-MECH.

00C: That image of SCP-069 looks kind of 2spoopy, as if it was yelling at you for entering its containment cell without knocking.

I rush up to Scratch, and doodle a face on his cueball. The humiliation results in humiliation damage.

I use the shockwave laser cannon on scratch.

I tell the elite endermen to grab and teleport scratch near me so I can attack him personally. After that I grab a cue stick from the godmodeder's memory and proceed to BAP scratch with it. I then swat him at the elite endermen, assaulting him with a powerful purple beam that strikes his head, which breaks apart for bleeding damage.

I focus healing on an ally target by slamming it with a piano creatively until he says he feels better and so healing him from the impression he is damaged.

Act 3!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 9/9.

I use the Sixth Degree's Kritzkreig on myself, and proceed to stare down Scratch, thinking of another move.

I then realize, hey, wait a minute. I have a weapon explicitly for this exact type of battle that isn't a Spoil of War. Facepalming, I pull out the Binary Rifle, the last Alchemy I ever made. With the powers of the code and mind, it should be cakewalk to defeat Doc Scratch X, even if it's not buffed by anything (IE the Conflict's empoewrment of Binary). I raise the Binary Rifle into the sky, and instantly it starts firing spears out of its barrel. Not bullets, whole spears, made of an eerie Orchid flare, rocketing up into the highest reaches of the Mindscape and multiplying. soon there's a whole horde of them in the sky of the Mindscape. Several keep multiplying in midair, while others rain down from the heavens and onto Doc Scratch X, peppering him full of holes.

I snap my fingers, and the Binary Rifle glows a bit. The forms of the Spears change, and form back into each other, turning giant...And taking upon itself, rather than that of a giant spear, a new form. Before Scratch can intervene, I actually start firing the rifle directly at him, now more of a rapid-fire plasma mortar than anything. It's the Mindscape, it's very nature can be changed at a whim. As the form consolidates into something solid, everyone realizes what it is.

A broom. A giant orchid broom. More specifically, a giant orchid Doctor's Doom.

Destiny has a funny way of working sometimes.

The giant orchid Doctor's Doom moves itself up and 'sweeps' the sky, revealing a sun and a moon, both Orchid. From the sun comes an armored knight in an Owl's head, also orchid, who suddenly rushes up to Doc Scratch X and slashes him with a flurry of blows before slashing the sun in two in an apocalyptic explosion that only damages Scratch for some stupid reason, while from the moon comes a ninja wearing a Donkey's head, also orchid, who throws a flurry of Shurikan at Doc Scratch X before deciding that Dakka isn't doing it and instead takes the moon and uses it as a Fuuma Shurikan (read: Really big throwing star). Both vanish as quickly as they came, just in time for the Doctor's Doom to suddenly rise up and slam itself right into Doc Scratch X's head, shattering it into pieces, and also making most of the Broom dissipate. Most of it. What's left forms another shape...A shape of a very specific memory.

It's a Tuba with an arm in it.

The arm grabs Scratch and pulls the hopeless puppet in. Explosions are heard. Five seconds later, the arm and tuba throw out Doc Scratch X and dissapear with a rude gesture.

I get out a recording tape and a giant megaphone, I play the recording revealing it to be Dr. Eggman from Shadow the Hedgehog repeating "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER!" over and over and over and over and over, decreasing the mindscape stability.

[1/3]

To those who are wondering which of my characters went insane...

ajkhakjfhsdajkhfdjksfh KILL ALL HUMANS!

Oh lord.

Fortunately, Bender being an idiot, he confuses Scratch for a human. He then uses Supercell on Scratch. Meanwhile, Bob (not Bill. I was being an idiot. Bob is the scientist, not Bill, in kerbal space program. It's another retcon.) is analyzing data inside his container when he discovers an anomaly. It seems that the Scranton Reality Sensors are indicating a massive shockwave of reality disruption energy being emitted from Paradox Space, a couple of days in the future from this current moment. He and HAL contacts Lothyra.

-- Bill Kerman [BK] and HAL 9000 [H9] opened a communications channel with Lothyra Silentread [LS] --

BK: Lothyra, I've discovered something of great significance! A burst of reality-disrupting energy was emitted by Paradox Space. It seems that the burst emerged a couple of days to a week in the future.

LS: Oh. This may be our opportunity. I congratulate you. HAL, Send a probe equipped with an Alcubuirre Drive, Scranton Reality Anchors to shield against the Void, and antimatter-boosted fusion reactor. We don't have enough helium-3 for pure fusion, so we'll have to use the last of our antimatter supplies. Once Minecraftia is restored, we'll acquire enough of both from an adequate gas giant. If my hunch is correct... we may have just gotten our proving grounds.

H9: 1 w1ll 3c3cut3 th3 0rd3rs w1th utm0st 3ff1c13ncy. 1n1t1at1ng d3pl0ym3nt pr0c3dur3s 1mm3d1at3ly.

LS: Lothyra out.

-- Lothyra Silentread [LS] closed a communications channel with Bill Kerman [BK] and HAL 9000 [H9] --

A probe is readied. It launches above the grey wreck that used to be Minecraftia. It injects antimatter into its fusion core and activates its micro-wormhole FTL communication systems. Then it flies into a crack in the bedrock, exiting this universe and entering the Void. With a flash of light and a gravitanional wave burst, its Alcubierre Drive activates, creating a translation rate of 10c. Fortunately, the path through the Void is such that the probe will arrive one or two hours after the burst was originally emitted (it traveled back in time, so the probe's journey will be a couple of days long). If it turns out that Lothyra's hunch was correct...

((Don't kill this Twin. It's important for DTG:MSPA. Assume that DTG:MSPA is canon just for the sake of this post.))

ACT 1

I respawn.

My final action... hah...

I drink all my remaining potions.

Scratch has been, in my opinion at least, the most annoying character in the game, but not for the reasons he should be. Obnoxious cueball headed... Nether freezing over, contradictory suggestion... muda fuda... anyway... I pull out the Blinding Light. Its been a very long time... but anyone remember to just before Build vs Split? Some people, I can't remember who exactly, tried to fight Scratch to the death to end him there. I was one of them. Kinda. I remember the very first attack I did against him. Of course, back then I didn't have the Blinding Light, I had the Silicon SteamPunker. But it still works out the same. I take out a crossbow bolt, wrap the Kitsune Charm around it and then load it into the Blinding Light and take careful aim for Scratch's heart before firing. Just like before, he changes its direction to make it fly past him. Traveling as straight as a beam of sunlight (that isn't changing mediums), the bolt bounces off the purple pyramid thing into the air, hits a floating island and bounces back down. It reflects off Split's one remaining chain, hits the blade of At No Expense while it's strapped to my belt, sparks off a random bit of metal, flies straight up into the air for a while, hits something up there and comes back down and finally flies into a tiny emerald portal I made for it.

Meanwhile...

After a little bit of walking, Wilson had reached the jungle. It was much more lively than what he had left behind, but also strangely hot. Not humid, like he would expect a jungle to be, but more like desert hot. He actually enjoyed that, but it still seemed odd. The ground also felt too hot and dry. Wilson didn't have to wonder why for very long because he found out when he looked into a nearby cave.

Whoa...

The jungle was resting on a pocket of lava, wafting dry heat upwards. The cave only went about 15 blocks down before hitting this lava lake. The heat and life of the jungle was being provided by these fires. Or, maybe it was being provided in spite of these fires. Either way, cool fantasy setting. Wilson turned and walked away from the cave and looked into the treetops above. It looked like there might be something interesting up there. And at least he'd get a nice view of the surrounding area. So, he decided to try and climb the tree in front of him by using that funny gravity walking up walls technique. He set his paws against the wood and started to analyze the surrounding gravity, but heard a whistling sound behind him.

Whoa!

He ducked and the crossbow bolt went over his head and embedded itself in the tree he was planning on climbing, with some kind of necklace dangling from it. Two emerald portals had also appeared, one by the side of the tree and one on the underside of a branch directly above the first one. Wilson pulled the crossbow bolt out took a good look at the necklace. Well, for him it was a necklace anyway. He recognized this. Didn't he give it to Gerbil? Huh. Seems like someone had cracked it since then. Putting the charm aside, he picked up the crossbow bolt in his mouth and headed down into the cave he was just leaving. He switches to holding the bolt gravitationally instead once he nears the bottom and dips the tip into the lava, pulling it out red hot. Then he also puts a static charge on it just for extra giggles. Walking backwards to avoid dripping lava on himself, he goes back up to where the two emerald portals are and gingerly drops the bolt into the lower portal. In the classic Aperture Science method, the bolt gets stuck in an infinite portal loop, building up speed until it's whistling through the air again. The shape of the bolt allows it to get to a very high terminal velocity. Then, I change the location of the top portal to...

right beside Scratch's head, sending a red hot crossbow bolt straight into his stupid cueball skull. I wasn't aiming for his head originally, but I still remember Scratch calling me "master of unintentional headshots" before. So ha, in your blank expressionless face, Scratch. Also, don't you DARE call my crossbow bolts arrows ever again! Lost in translation. Psh. Like I bought that as anything more than a random excuse for your ego. Maybe this will even get the kill.

ACT 2 - SPOILT FOR CHOICE

I fire the Black Matter Gun at Scratch, before activating the Silver Eye and also aiming it at the cueball-head.

Finally, I grab a Warpwood Staff, harness the prevalent insanity around here, and fire a volley of warping, weakening eldritch orbs directly at Scratch as well.