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Ah, well. I respawn. And brainstorm new attack ideas.

I go back in time a bit and heal TSFHISEPIC with a Medigun as he attempts to fall to his death.

Ready to charge!"

I Ubercharge Tazz.

Respawnin'.

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No Joke

UBER: 2 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

"If they want to defeat the godmodder, wouldn't they logically try to help Alpha, and by extension us? Whatever, time to get back to doing what I do best; driving people insane!"

I make the godmodder's mind start playing a game. It's the kind of game that drives you insane. With no further explanation of how it actually works, let's get into it!

LEVEL 1: THE TUTORIAL:

The tutorial gives the brain one message: "Figure out the controls yourself!" It waits 2 seconds for the brain to figure out the controls, and then sends hordes of enemies to help it learn. The brain mashes buttons, but every single movement requires an obscure button combination! The mind has finally figured out how to move right when the enemies kill him. It must try again and again, using no controls other than moving right, until it somehow succeeds.

LEVEL 2: GREEN HILL ZONE:

As tons of enemies pour into the level and chase down the mind, the mind has to reach a goal! However, the brain realizes something: When all else fails, go right! First rule of 2-D platformers! Except, this is a 3-dimensional brain, so it gets slaughtered until it finally figures out how to move FORWARD! Even with that, it still takes the mind countless tries...

The mindscape decides to take a bit of a break. It will take some stability damage now, and I'm going to make it keep playing later...

I eat the mindscape stability bar, and digest it slowly. It doesn't come out in one piece.

I throw an -X boss that isn't Scratch at a Binary, after setting it on fire with the Inferno Servo.

I brainwash the godmodder, by blasting his mindscape with high powered fire hoses.

I flip everything upside down in the mindscape and screw around with physics a bit, damaging the stability.

Act 2!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 7/9!

I expose Bill to his (potential) true weakness! I type up a series of comments that could be seen as slightly racist but aren't really racist at all on my cell phone! Immediately millions upon millions of Social Justice Warriors respond with unmatched stupidity, vitrol and hatred that makes anyone claiming to have any intelligent thought at all go foam at the mouth with how extremely dumb these guys are. It is said that Social Justice Warriors were the reason that eldritch abominations don't visit U2. It's because they're so dumb that the eldritch abominations will devolve into extremely stupid blobs of 4D flesh that can't even maintain themselves in any manner whatsoever. Naturally, the sheer stupidity is a force so strong that I have to immediately collect it in a ball before it literally turns everyone present (yes, even those two) into massive idiots, and then fire this massive amount of stupidity in the form of a massive laser, aimed right at Bill Cipher X. After that, I then throw my cell phone into Bill Cipher X. My cell phone at this point is more or less a nigh-infinite amount of stupidity in a conveniently small package.

I literally lower the mindscape stability by going under it, and destroying the thing that's holding it up. Like, the spine. Or the nervous system. I dunno.

Act two; Es War Einmal in a certain city, there was a time loop...

[MZ]: I should have planned this out better.

[MZ]: At least the chaos around here will deal with the worst of it.

I take eight obsidian swords, holding them between my fingers, four in each hand. Then I start running towards Bill X, before flash stepping past him. Assuming I hit, there should be a perfect set pseudo-clawmarks bursting into existence any moment now.

I silently favor the WB-Mech as a summon.

If I am dead:I respawn.

If i live:I stagger out of the hole and rest this turn to heal myself.

I take a random enemy and put them into a giant blender with a giant pineapple

Act three; Writer's Revision even though they could never change how the story began or ended...

Binary remains a stronger presence than the various others currently distracting me.

[ZM]: It would stop if you just inverted, why stay stuck halfway?

I tear off a piece of mindscape and reshape it into a fountain, healing any three players who may need healing at the time.

I heal Space Gyrados with gib eclipse.

R-r-r-r-r-respawn!

Post III

U²: Through dream I have explored a nightmare

U²: Through nightmare I have explored what appearz to be a weird dream.. In a twizted zenze of the word2

U²: At leazt I got zome anzwerz.. I think

U2: Weird, cryptic, questionlezz anzwerz which raize more queztionz that they actually anzwer.. but anzwerz none the lezz.

U²: I am in a mind.. I zhould have been expecting mind gamez

Umbra drives Dreams of Cruelty into the Morality Core's eye, the shadowy flames at the cuestick's tip burning the Core's internal machinery.

I vote for the WB-MECH.

I eat and then spit up thirty pies to get some pie filling. Yes, it's gross, no, I don't care.

I also use Magic Window on Ascendant Bill Cipher X.

Mario and Luigi appear from windows in the air. They fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and bounce off, only to disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and reappear out of another window, and fall on Ascendant Bill Cipher X, and disappear into another window, and so on, until my DS runs out of power.

I use Lil' Cal to horribly warp the mindscape.

Act 3!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 7/9!

I pull out a hat; Oblivion's Topper! It's marvelous power radiates across the Mindscape. In this world, this hat is impossibly powerful, and I can use that however I will. It was the whole point of the hat, after all! Orchid Fires well up from within the legendary Topper, sparking and springing up violently, forming into a singular shape...The shape of a rabbit. It condenses into flesh and bone, a perfectly white-furred rabbit with fiery purple eyes. I put the hat on the ground, and the rabbit hops out, while I put it back on.

The Rabbit convulses, and twitches wildly upon being removed from the hat, having muscle spasms and whatnot, before making an unearthly screech that penetrates the ears of all, revealing pure Orchid fire beyond the supposed body-Orchid Fires that are suddenly released into a nigh-unfantoamble abomination, distorting the Mindscape at it seams and morphing into an insane thing, with merely the shallowest idea of a hare as the backbone for something that is more aptly at home with the many Horrorterrors and other Lovecraftian beasties that Erelye loves to associate with, born from a single White Rabbit. This purple monstrosity does exactly one thing-it pokes Bill Cipher X. Nothing happens. Then, the mindscape itself reaches up like a massive maw, turning into an even-larger representation of the very beast itself, and somehow turns 2D, chowing down on Bill Cipher X with a ruthless abandon, attempting to devour it. It spits up Bill Cipher through the White Rabbit, somehow.

The beast fades, and the White Rabbit returns to the hat, hopefully never to be seen again.