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"Wait a minute..."

I pass my finger through the belt, replenishing it with explosives, I put it on and notice something that doesn't look like an explosive: a walkie-talkie. I press a button on it and I hear some muffled talking on the other side before a helicopter spawns on-top of GLaDoS X and drops a crate with the word "ACME" written on it with big red letters, when the crate hits GLaDoS X's head and breaks, it reveals a giant cartoonish bomb, which explodes.

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I use the trusty wood destroyer on Glados.

=TURN TWO=

=ACTION=

I re-enter the Mindscape, and forcibly take control of Ikea's wooden essence. He is made of wood, after all.

cc: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA-

I then forcibly rip him in two, sending splinters and metal shrapnel everywhere.

...of course, if he's dead, I'll simply use ONE FLIP / TELESLASH LVL 10 on Glados.

Should Ire have used Teleslash L10 on GLaDOS, I join him. If not, I do it anyway.

I proceed to pull a x10 Cluster Bomb out of Hammerspace. This explosive device has the density and power of ten bombs in the size and space of one! Continuing my assault on King Ikea, I toss the x10 Cluster Bomb at him.

"Have a gift, your highness." I said, the last word with a hint of distaste.

=Le Action=
I pull out a multi-coloured ring, and lets it free-float, and jump into it, fliping my gravity! ...Except for when i step off it I go back to normal gravity, and then I procede to throw these rings everywhere, for the rest of you to use.

I vote for BZ-Mech, Star Destroyer, Ryth the Deathless Blademaster, and Strong Arm Machine.

I then toss a black hole bomb that unleashes a tornado of tuba zombies on the Godmodders mind landscape filling it up with tuba zombies.

I use OVERKILLED LV. 10 on Bill Cipher X.

I attack the surrounding mindscape with various alchemies.

Hey, guys! I'm-a-back!

Well, I have the most fitting way for GLaDOS to go down.

My body falls back into battle, ready for action. I sing a song that fits the situation of fighting all these bosses a second time.

I take out a portal gun, and examine the surrounding area for suitable positions. The red moon, for just because it isn't white, doesn't mean it's not a moon. The testing chamber right below Ghost of GLaDOS X. I fire an orange portal in the center of the testing chamber.

Pulling out a futuristic looking cellphone, I say into it, "GLaDOS? I enjoy you immensely as a character. But this isn't you. This is a mockery of a mockery of you. So I shall dispose of it the way the last pretender was dispatched. Ghost of GLaDOS. You were a fun fight. But now? NOW I ONLY WANT YOU GONE!!!"

I fire a blue portal at the red, misshapen moon. After a couple seconds, a bright blue flash and the ring of a bell can be seen and heard throughout the battlefield, even by those lacking ears or eyes. These last for less than half a second, but the rumbling throughout the battlefield lasts much longer. The orange portal suddenly shows an image OF SPACE!!!

An immense suction pulls on the personality cores, and on the Ghost of GLaDOS X itself.

Please note: This attack will only work on this specific boss. I am making a certain reference, which should be really obvious by now. If the Ghost is already dead, I flip a table in anger at my inability to use this awesome reference attack. The table in question is King Ikea X.

Post 1
Respawn.

@FBSN:

Now we only want them gone...

Now we only

want

them

gone.

/null

I try to resurrect another player since I am still alive and that probably there is still dead players.

I get up and teleport drugs to the godmodders brain / mindscape / godmodder souls mindscape, ignoring his probably infinite intangible brain barrier so the drug can mess with mindscape and make him ludicrously impressionable , I then use psychic ability to make his instability be absorbed in a homicidal split that will destroy the godmodders mindscape with even the smallest reason .I then prototype this depression split with the godmodders own sprite and an alternate universe waluigi. All he can think about is depression , his happy memories = depression , anger? NOPE depression ! waluigi takes this combination and becomes a split of a sprite , torturing him. walucetaxgodmoddermindscapesprite: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwhy???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

WALUCETAxGODMODDERMINDSCAPESPLODE!!!!!!.

the godmodder has no mind , but I can fix that ,( replaces godmodders mind with fourchan.) kajiulord: Welcome to the internets you world destroying creep , your troops can't kill me this time!!!!

(Null post) my colored text glitches a lot so (name): means someones talking

=TURN THREE=

=ACTION=

I proceed to gi--///

--ve Waluigi my empty bottle of Thyme, and ask for a refill. Or something. I then build a massive array of airhorns, and shock the Godmodder's Mindscape with a huge array of horn bursts!

If Waluigi doesn't comply I force him to comply with Cipher's Call.

Post III

I reenter Rick's mind, finding Biumbra consulting a piece of microwawe pizza.

ACT 1 - HEALING

I use Luminescence Lv. 5 on myself.

I also vote for the Star Destroyer, the Strong Arm Machine, Ryth, and the WS-Mech.

ask waluigi to put some concentrated waluiginess , or thyme , or whatever in a tardis Kajiulord: don't ask