I decide to make my ship attack the LEFT BEAM! I call all my DTG-friends, and we form an ANTI-LEFT-BEAM group that's sole purpose is to attack and destroy the Left Beam! Seeing our efforts, every single DTG player with a ship comes and helps us in our left-beam destruction!
After a good, long while of us trying to destroy the Left Beam, Project Binary notices we're all distracted! Project Binary uses the lasers to destroy each and every one of us slowly, and we all die! But it doesn't matter, because we SLIGHTLY DAMAGED the Left Beam! Hurrah!
(And then someone uses a time machine to restore the status quo while keeping the left beam damage)
There's been the arrival, a hijack involving doctor scratch, a sentient virus, and even two freaking time-limit bosses, and yet the godmodder did little to no help after all these events. Thats crazy suicide if you would try to get him to our side. Theres a reason why "allied" is quoted.
If that doesn't get you to change your mind, take a few minutes to read This Trope.
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You don't understand, do you. I am trying to appeal to logic. I don't expect it to fully work, but it's worth a shot. As far as the Big Bad goes, we're fighting them right now. Although it's more of a Man behind the Man scenario.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
I stare at Id, Ego and Superego over... wait I guess that really doesn't work. How about... The Employer(the GOP), Project Binary(Obama), and Binary Prime(Bipartisanship). Perfect. Alternatively, the Conflict Three. (They'll kill the human race, and if you think they can't, they'll shoot you in the face, that's why the AGs of this world be fearin' Project, Employer, and Prime (And Richard!)) ...Woo, tangentry. I then smash a ukelele into Seeker Group D/the Propaguns. And use Drillgenerigorg on them.
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I don't even bother with slow buildup, and immediately launch an ultra-HV Kinetic Mass Penetrator at a reasonable value of C through the biggest Support, the absurd power of the weapon such that it is either barely slowed down in punching a neat hole, or is stopped. And imparts its entire kinetic energy payload to said Support.
"Oi! Godmodder! You do realize these purple idiots are trying to steal YOUR position as Big Bad, right? LOOK AT YOU! They left you sitting out here, no nothing to properly attack with, while THEY get GOD MODE TURRETS. You don't like godmoders, if I recall correctly, and here you are, playing ATTACK HOUND to THREE of them! Remember when Binary wrecked your server? How you ACTUALLY STOOD UP FOR YOURSELF and FOUGHT, instead of KNEELING DOWN LIKE SOME SORT OF LACKEY? DO I NEED TO COME OVER THERE AND SLAP SOME SENSE INTO YOU? STAND UP FOR YOUR POSITION AS BIG BAD, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
==> mythic: Try to suppress unnatural feelings towards binary
Which ones?
The propaganda? Already did that, I've got the same plot armor as the rest of us right now, remember?
If you meant the other feelings? I can't resist those, because those are natural.
I don't like to admit it, but whenever I see monsters like those, I feel this burning sense of envy.
Let me put it in a way you might find understand
I want to defeat them. Even if it doesn't seem justified, or make me look cool, or strong, or skilled, or beautiful, or refined, I just want to defeat the just, the cool, the strong, the skilled, the beautiful, and the refined.
Even if it turns out I not blessed with talent, or I'm stupid, or I have a bad personality, or achieve nothing, or am misguided, or don't have any value, I want to defeat the talented, the smart, the likeable, and the overachieving.
When I lack friends, I want to defeat those with friends. When I can't work hard, I want to beat those who work hard. When I can't win, I want to beat the the victorious ones . When I'm miserable, I want to beat the happy ones.
Even if I end up hated, even if I end up despised, even if I end up useless, I want to prove that I can still stand on the same level as them!
==> Stop ranting and do something
Fine, but it's your fault for causing my internal rant, that you shouldn't have been listening to, in the first place.
[MZ]: I didn't want to have to do this.
I close my eyes and smile. It's shaky, and lasts only for a moment, but it happens. My pupils narrow as my eyes reopen, gazing into the facets of something most people can't even see.
A wall of static flares into existence in front of me, forming a sort of abstract, heart-shaped symbol, completely hollow on one side. Even more white noise manifests and wraps around my right arm, covering it completely, but shrouding the item that has appeared in my hand from view in a sphere of static.
The ribbons of white darkness extend and twist, filling the air with the vague shape of a phoenix. The shining black ribbons weave together with their white counterparts, changing it into a massive cocoon of shifting monochrome.
mokushi kushimo
shimoku kumoshi
moshiku shikumo
I slowly rise into the air, static spreading across my body as I drift up into the center of the shifting mass. Once I vanish beneath the surface of the ribbons, they rapidly crystallize, expanding even farther to match the scale of the ships the others have summoned.
mokushi kushimo
shimoku kumoshi
moshiku shikumo
The outer layer shatters to unveil crystalline ship built in the image of a dragon. I now sit on the throne I prepared for myself, on the control deck of the Adamant-class Void-cruiser: ID_ES.
The static recedes, but this time, my aura does not. Instead, it hangs in the air around me, dancing like flames of shining silver, snow white, and ink black.
HP: 1
Attack: 3
Defense: 2
Special: Dragon Breath Grimoire
ID_ES opens it's Reverse Scale Vents, and engages it's Essence Cauldron, after four turns of charging, it fires a concussive stream of liquid adamant, inflicting heavy damage against a single target. The remaining liquid begins to vitrify as it cools, causing additional damage over time for five turns.
Passive: Six Spell Cylinder
Each time the ID_ES suffers damage, it gains one rotation, up to a maximum of six. ID_ES receives cumulative passive benefits based on the number of rotations currently in stock. The rotations reset if the ID_ES is destroyed and re-summoned.
1: Liberation Talons; Drains health with it's standard attacks.
2: Crystal Calibur; Gains a passive attack buff.
3: Shield Bits; Gains a passive defense buff.
4: Royal Warstider Form; Assumes humanoid form, increasing attack boost.
5: Integral Edge; Equips a sword, increasing it's attack boost even further.
6: Dragon Emperor Shintai; inflicts damage over time to all non-allied entities.
Well, I'm actually kinda glad you didn't understand what my passive was supposed to be, because having gone to sleep from typing that at 2AM, woken up, and thought about it, I'd rather have the special Free Flak for Everybody!, which stops an attack or two on friendly ships each turn and damages the attacker.
((Eh... Keeping two players invincible at a time ain't bad. I'll take it. I'm going to try and pile on more status effects though, just gonna warn you. Let me know when its too much and I've maxed out my pile of status effects.))
I know that bringing a TARDIS full of refugees into the middle of a warzone seems counter intuitive, but if we lose this fight, there's not a safe place anywhere, and currently the Employer and both Binaries aren't focusing their powers in such a way to take out the TARDIS. They don't have the raw fire power that the Red Dragon did, although they are more dangerous, and they're a lot more focused on the far more dangerous threat of the Descendants. Also, the TARDIS can't find a place that's actually safe without Eric, since more places are being ravaged by horror terrors, things from Warhammer 40K, Lovecraft, and the Italian Space Mafia, among others.
Eric knows the coordinates of a safe haven, so they can't leave without him unless they want to risk being eaten by a wild universe eater upon landing.
The TARDIS and the refugees inside are safe, especially after your post about one-action repairs.
The reason why health on the TARDIS is a 1 is because its just the TARDIS's outermost shields. As soon as it detects that its actually in danger of being properly targetable, it warps out. Even in the warzone, it's still probably the safest place in the Trifecta.
I was going to do another buff from Eric but I can't think of anything good right now.
TwinBuilder, I haven't been able to do any edits today. Tell you what, I'll go make my ship, and you don't no-sell my attack that I spent hours on as if I had just said, "Teh godmoder dies because I said so." Let me explain: I am alright if my attack is no-selled as a turn where no one attacks. I am alright if it is no-selled as the attack lost because a mech or a terror attacked; that's a badge of honor. I am alright if my attack is stupidly overpowered and it is no-selled. The ultimate Kirby Weapon Combo was never given a number of damage it did, I didn't say that it instantly killed anyone or anything. I thought an attack I spent multiple drafts making as you changed the situation could hit three targets at once for x amount of damage. To have it no-selled as if I had done the /ban /ipban Godmodder is both disheartening and insulting. Literally the only change I made was that the ship is a mech and I am in the cockpit. That was the only thing separating my ship from others. I also nerfed it a bit. You said, "You didn't read the rules, did you?" What part of that wasn't part of the rules? My ship has attacks it does, it has a passive, it has a charged skill, what do you want? If things are overpowered, tell me, and I can make changes. Lastly, your counters. Okay, the mind control can be reestablished. That was meant to be an annoyance. Sonic's spin dash lowered the power of off waves, nothing else (which I wasn't going to use again anyways). My RP/OC character has three powers: he does not age, he has portals over time and space, and he has an infinite amount of willpower, which I mentioned in the following post. If you can come up with an attack that puts more strain on the mind than summoning a high level god, and using his power as your own, even for a moment, I would still be able to block it. And excuse me for thinking that the missile thing that Project Binary is in was a ship. At the very least, give me a less flimsy reason to no-sell my attack, TwinBuilder.
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Alright, here's what you did with your ship that went against the template. You gave your ship an actual health value "25 Health" in addition to an HP stat, you gave your ship three charged special attacks when I had that you could only have one, and then you gave your ship an Ability and Other Ability, which I didn't say ships could have. I said ships could have an HP stat, attack stat, defense stat, passive, and special attack. That's it.
Here's a tip: giving your character an infinite amount of anything generally isn't a good thing. Look at the Red Dragon, I said it had infinite size and Talist godmodded that down to it only being several sizes bigger than GodCraft. (Yeah, only, but you get the picture.) And the Disc of Mojang, which was said to have infinite power, was retroactively given limits after people realized that having a disc with infinite power and a dragon with infinite power, yet the dragon would be more powerful than the disc somehow, was just plain stupid. Even the Godmodder doesn't have infinite power, he just has a lot of power.
Here's another tip: no matter what you do, Godmodder Soul's going to find some way to block your ultimate combo. It's a pretty cool attack and I don't want to see it go to waste, so you should use it on something that won't automatically block it, such as the Seekers or the parts of the Artemissile.
I yell at Godmodder Soul "Of course you had a mother! Otherwise, you wouldn't even be here!" then I fire a rocket at the propaguns. When the rocket explodes, another rocket appears, and when that one explodes, another appears, and on and on and on.
Godmodder Soul stands still for a while and ponders this.
GODMODDER SOUL: Huh. I... I guess you're right.
GODMODDER SOUL: But, like. We ALL needed to have mothers then. Or else we wouldn't even be here.
GODMODDER SOUL: Right?
GODMODDER SOUL: ...Whoa.
I don't know what he's on, and I don't think I want to.
I test out the ID_ES by firing it's Essence Gatlings at the Propaguns, showering them with bolts of destructive magic.
Meanwhile, I glance over at the Godmodder Soul, checking to see if his heart is still intact. (Metaphorical heart, not the actual organ.)
4 Group D Seekers killed!
Godmodder Soul's face is completely expressionless. You give up, saying that there's no way to tell. (Assuming you mean emotions and morality and personality and such.)
Post 1 No, it is not. >HEHHEHHEH HEH HEH-HEHHEH HEHHEH-HEH -HEHHEH HEH HEHHEHHEH - HEH-HEH HEHHEH- -HEH-HEH - AUTO-TRANSLATION ENABLED... PLEASE ENTER CONFIRMATION. USER> PASS> INVALID >_ REMOTE CONNECTION RECIEVED - ACCEPT? >HEH-- HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH- - HEH HEHHEHHEH- HEH HEH-HEH ACCEPTING VAUGE ANSWER AS YES REMOTE>EXECUTE REMOTE NIMBLEGUY REMOTE>EXECUTE>NIMBLEGUY>SKYSCRAPER SEEKER-D EXECUTING COMBAT OPERANDI - SKYSCRAPER ON SEEKERS GROUP D >REVISE ATTACKS RANDOM SPECIAL ATTACK RANDOMIZED - DETECTED: IMPROBABILITY = A RANDOM EVEN HAPPENS, FROM FULLY HEALING AND ACTIVATING THE TUBAS TO SHAPESHIFTING AND RENDING SPACETIME : IIII REMOTE SESSION ENDED >_
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In the TARDIS: Cannot Display: NULLPOINTEREXCEPTION
Ah.
> Nimbleguy: COMBAT OPERANDI => SKYSCRAPER
You expend 6 of all Sacred Items.
You pull out the Conclave Support Beam from your inventory, its surface seemingly absorbing all light around itself. You throw it far away, and the Beam tumbles through the air, slamming upright onto the ground. Dark lightning emanates from the Support Beam, and identical copies of the Beam appear around itself, forming cubic patterns and scaffolding that stretches way up high, up to the top of the chamber! Jet-black window panes materialize around the structures, and light fixtures are placed intermittently around the structure! It flickers with the image of the Conclave, and a malevolent aura surrounds the structure, blasting rays of agony at the Group D Seekers, killing 3!
My ship will forgo its attack to finish charging the Special. In the meantime, I shout to Richard,
"Haven't we had this conversation before? That is, before you became...that? Richard, answer me this. What do you gain by destroying the world? Bragging rights? For what? No one will know except those behind the fourth wall...which really needs better security. You already have enough credit with them, you got Overdiety status on TV Tropes, which is basically a popularity contest. Revenge is out, too. Fighting against beings with immortality is futile. Despite, as Tazz says, your comparative weakness to many combatants, you have managed to get by. I came in when you started to destroy reality, and only then. What do you have to gain from destroying the multiverse? Moreover, what do you have to lose by preventing its destruction? You can get a chance to be the hero, to do the thing you love in a way that benefits everyone, INCLUDING YOURSELF! And what do you lose in the destruction of the Multiverse? I'll tell you: everything. Your targets for trolling. The people you love. Your friends and family-if you deny that you have friends or loves, you at least have family. And lastly, yourself. Take it from one with much more experience with the type of horrors in that missile form, but they will not bother to keep you around once you have outlived your usefulness. Or at the very least, they'll alter your mind to make you more...compliant. Even if they do keep you around, what will you do? Immorality and loneliness are a deadly combination.
So, Richard. Choose. Life with all its wonders and pain, for you cannot have one without the other...or the ultimate death and the ultimate in boredom and sadness."
In case of interference from anything, this message is also being broadcast on a giant holographic billboard. The projecter is deep within the AI, so if Project Binary wants to interfere with that, he needs to go into my realm, where I make the rules.
Project Binary could easily choose to not follow your rules and substitute his own now that he has gained power over the Narrative, but he decides to let Godmodder Soul hear your message.
GODMODDER SOUL: What do I gain by destroying the world? Hmm. A fancy light show? Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
GODMODDER SOUL: But also... Destroying this world will serve as a stepping stone to something greater. Much greater. After I destroy this world, I'll move on to others.
GODMODDER SOUL: I will conquer countless universes, every last one will have heard of my exploits and will fear me! Fear me and RESPECT ME!
GODMODDER SOUL: AND ALSO BUY ME TACOS ALL THE TIME BECAUSE OF THEIR FEAR AND RESPECT!
GODMODDER SOUL: But... What do I gain by saving the world? It goes against all my beliefs, my standards...
GODMODDER SOUL: But... I benefit others? I could have a chance? To do good? That's what everyone was telling me...
GODMODDER SOUL: ...
GODMODDER SOUL: Would it be worth it? No. NO. NO. No one is worth saving, not a living soul. The human race is despicable, corrupt, they make positions of power to satisfy themselves and lord their status over everyone else, bullying everyone, pushing and shoving and jeering.
GODMODDER SOUL: They're just like... They're JUST LIKE...!!
GODMODDER SOUL: ...
GODMODDER SOUL: ...
GODMODDER SOUL:
GODMODDER SOUL: Me.
Whatever you did, it had an effect on Godmodder Soul... His form twitches and spasms abruptly.
Passive: Kerbal engineering, low chance of an attack performed on you bouncing of partly and hitting the enemy for low damage.
I tell the Godmodder " We are willing to forgive you if you just apologize. Show us that there is a seed of goodness in you and if you help us we might even reward you. If you fight alongside us a new torso, legs, and arm might me in order. If not, you will see it is not worth it with them and wil regret it. Think about it."
Okay.
GODMODDER SOUL: Apologize? APOLOGIZE? Ha! No way!
GODMODDER SOUL: Apologize for what? For making all those people ragequit? I was just doing my job!
GODMODDER SOUL: My job... my job of being despicable... annoying... selfish...
(A super carrier that puts the Death Star III to shame, carrying a limitless supply of drones of all kinds and experimental weapons, it is considered the best in Godmodding science)
Stats:
Health: 2 Attack: 1 Armor: 3
Passive:
Drone factory: Every turn a thousand drone of each type are summoned to assist the craft.
Drone Types: (Shield drone that projects a damage reducing shield- Reduces damage by 1% for each drone)
.........................(Attack drones that fire armor piercing cannons on the enemy)
.........................(Decoy drone that serves to confuse the enemy and intercept attacks)
Ability:
GODCANNON: Fires a cannon of pure Godmodding energy at the enemy doing a massive amount of damage. Takes 3 turns to cool down.
Gud enough for u?
I Summon this now.
You realize that if a thousand drones are summoned each turn, in one turn the Sig-God Demolisher will have 1000% defense? Other than that, Sig-God Demolisher added!
I immediately get Mythos ready and in creation mode. The power of Apotheism...it should allow me to augment the ship mostly-at will, temporarily...Maybe even somewhat more permanently if I can channel it JUST right, but not in any sense that can alter stats. But whatever...I channel it, and create for me a powerful speaker, the most insane big daddy of the Allegrostepper you could imagine. Without much further warning, an explosive blast of sound is immediately fired upon the Seeker groups guarding the Propaguns, specifically targeting the weakened Seekers.
I can't believe I'm doing this, but I had the most insane idea and it might actually work given the Godmodder's mental state.
I once again start doing some ventriloquism with the Godarm (Technically the Godarm Deluxe as the old Godarm broke and he made a new one), donning the same Irish accent as before and ready to spout some madness.
"Godmodder! Come in, Mr. King of Existence! It's 'yer left arm, the Godarm Deluxe speakin', and Oi've gotta message from your bestie Alpha, and from me as well! It's about the whole parin' up with 'de Binaries thing, because, 'ya see, 'de Binaries are not to be trusted! 'Dey'll stab you in 'da back and 'da front and 'da left and 'da right with a bike knife, and a bike knife is a 'orrible 'ooooorrible thing to get stabbed by! 'Dey're gonna pedal 'da bike knife fer 'ours, Mr. Godmodder! And 'Den, 'Dey gunna steal the glory and the gory and tell 'ya, 'jokes on you Godmodder, 'yer fecal matter!' And 'owever bad you are, 'dat ain't 'da thing 'fer yew!"
'"And if yer' thinking, 'Alpha would talk more than that,' well, he would 'ave given me a more complete message, but he got his rear end in a Personality Factory, and whatever a Personality Factory is, it's a 'orrible 'ooooorrible place to be, Mr. Godmodder! It's absolutely awful, FILLED to the BRIIIIIM, with TUBAS!!! And the Binaries, 'dey gonna build up a ton of 'em and plop you right in one and mock 'ya, and rearrange all 'yer furniture! 'DEY'RE GUNNA REARRANGE 'YER FURNITURE, GODMODDER! DON'T LET 'EM REARRANGE 'YER FURNITURE WITHOUT 'DA PROPER LICENSES!"
"But, listen Mr. Godmodder, and listen close, for 'dere's a way to stop 'em, a plan! You see 'dem gun-lookin' things over 'dere? 'Dey're called Propaguns, and they're gonna Prop 'yer furniture crooked! And spit everywhere while 'dey're at it! The service is 'orrible, absolutely 'ooooorrible,' Mr. Godmodder! You've gotta talk to 'em first, and tell 'em, 'Engage 'da Propaguns Motha' Truckahs,' and then, you BLOW 'EM UP!!!"
I hope he honestly listens to that gibberish, but in his insane state he might just follow my advice.
2 Group D Seekers killed!
GODMODDER SOUL: ...Godarm? Is that you? Oh boy it is oh boy! It's been so long since I've heard your voice.
GODMODDER SOUL: And Alpha's telling me this too? Oh wow oh wow I don't know how you heard him but I'm willing to put that aside because this is GREAT advice let me tell you.
GODMODDER SOUL: You're such an absolutely trustworthy and respectable figure, Godarm. I don't even care that you spontaneously picked up a weird accent and you don't sound like how you used to at all, because you have PRINCIPLES.
GODMODDER SOUL: Like making sure that everyone's furniture stays in the RIGHT places. I can respect these principles.
GODMODDER SOUL: And that's why I'm voting for you in the 2016 presidential election.
GODMODDER SOUL: What? What do you mean you're not running for- Oh, for Pete's sake...
GODMODDER SOUL: Listen buddy, you're TOO GOOD as a public speaker to NOT be running for President.
GODMODDER SOUL: Everyone knows that's all the President is! A figurehead! For years, YEARS, I've had this theory.
GODMODDER SOUL: This theory that the President is only ever good for making press announcements and such.
GODMODDER SOUL: And that all the real work goes on behind the scenes, with scientists and lab monkeys and reptilian overlords. And now I know that I was right!
GODMODDER SOUL: Because what is Project Binary? A giant robotic SERPENT! A LIZARD! If WE, HUMANS, built a robot, we'd make it look like a human, right, right? So if lizards built Project Binary, of COURSE they'd make it look like a lizard!
GODMODDER SOUL: They're conspiring against us, Godarm. You're right, you're definitely right. Attacking those Propaguns seems like an awful good idea to me...
The Codecharter swerves around as I withdraw the Unicoders and input a certain command:
The sheer power of Unicode shines as the Codecharter fires a large amount of characters, somewhere in the thirty trillions, at the Central Holder. The characters fall nearly to the ground shortly before hitting the Central Holder, ending up hovering slightly above the ground. Slowly, each character begins to float upward, with each horizontal line completed slamming itself into the Central Holder. With each line, the characters float upward at a faster rate, flying up and getting less and less accurate when going up, but more and more accurate as they hit the Central Holder. Once the characters are half used up, they begin to erratically move around, splitting into duplicates of each character. The characters begin to fork bomb duplicate until they form giant pixels made of tiny Unicode characters.
Each of the pixels in the first giant character begins to get more clear, splitting into four pixels, then sixteen, then 64, then 256, and so on. Each character depixelates in succession, each throwing themselves into the Central Holder at high speeds! The depixelated characters rebound from the Central Holder and begin to rise upward, throwing themselves into the Central Holder again! Hitting the Central Holder seems to straighten each of these characters into a series of straight lines, which proceed to orbit the Central Holder and fire the lines at the Central Holder! Each line bends and finally orbits the Central Holder before firing lasers at it nonstop while closing in!
When the Central Holder is covered in characters, the characters all explode, a massive explosion of Unicode characters that seems to only damage the Central Holder.
Dang it! I lost access before I was able to write the stats. Okay. This is my ship:
Planet Express Ship: 2 HP / 2 Attack / 2 Defense
Special Ability: Interuniversal Reinforcements.
The Planet Express Ship will use the Time Code to open a rift to the Futurama universe, summoning a fleet of spaceships to aid it. Since Hermes is plugged in, the fleet and the Planet Express Ship acts as one entity. The Planet Express Ship as an entity has its stats temporarily raised to 4/4/4 for one turn.
Passive: Dimensional Drift:
The Planet Express Ship ignores the most damaging attack used against it each turn by taking a short leap into the 4th dimension.
Meanwhile, Lothyra takes out her IAC-FR and injects a Tiny Antimatter Canister.
Lothyra: "Time to see how much damage a small nuclear explosion will do realistically. Thanks for raising the OP Scale, Author."
She fires the bolt at the Artemiseile (this is a splash attack, damaging multiple components). It detonates. You all see a flash of light, and a wave of incredibly hot protons melts through the Artemissile, incinerating many of its components. Since the OP Scale has been loosened, this attack deals total damage far more representative of what a nuclear detonation would do in real life.
Dimensional Drift will only work a small percent of the time, and Interuniversal Reinforcements should have a warmup period before it can be used, but other than that, Planet Express Ship added!
Nukes aren't effective in DTG because of the Curse of Repetitivenessâ„¢, not the OP Scale! Nukes are unoriginal and overused, and that's why they barely do anything in DTG if they don't have a lot of flavor text to go with them! Therefore, the attack only deals 2,500 damage to both Beams!
Still targeting the Group A Seekers, I decide that more firepower is needed to defeat them. Given that the Drone Cloud is starting to form, I decide that ALL THE DRONES must charge in and eviscerate the Seekers. I power them all up, and they begin strafing the seekers, blasting them to bits, and the lasers tearing off chunks of the ship.
Then, manning the weapons system, I fire the Torus's twin Throne launchers, aiming straight for one seeker. Both rounds crash into the seeker, sending it spinning, and leaving it open to the splinter bursts. The splinter bursts also lightly damage other Group A Seekers. I then manipulate the splinters leftover, and create a wooden vortex around the one seeker I targeted. The vortex slowly closes in around the seeker, crushing it.
5,000 damage to a Group A Seeker! Another Group A Seeker is killed!
If the Propaguns are destroyed, I target the Central Holder with this attack.
The Codecharter assembles together a Unicode-based lifeform, like a Spartan universal computer-constructor glider-synthesizing a macrocell. With a head of U+263B BLACK SMILING FACE, arms made of movable U+007C VERTICAL LINEs and wielding a sniper rifle cobbled together from spare box drawings and punctuation (and a U+30C7 KATAKANA LETTER DE). I input another string with the Unicoders:
The Unicode stickman jumps up and proceeds to do a series of trickshots, sending many copies of U+FDFA, the character with the longest decomposition, flying into the Propaguns. These Unicode characters begin to multiply eighteenfold via the use of NFKD, turning into a repeating series of Arabic characters. They begin to morph back into U+FDFAs, then multiply their numbers eighteenfold once again.
This continues until there is literally a massive sphere of U+FDFAs orbiting the Propaguns, moving in erratic patterns. Each of the U+FDFAs proceeds to slam itself into the Propaguns repeatedly, slowly charging up with energy as they do so. Finally, the Unicode stickman fires a small U+2022 BULLET into the sphere. This releases the energy, causing a large implosion that releases the energies of resistance into the Propaguns, overriding their propaganda with gibberish text and causing the Propaguns themselves to dissolve into a stream of Unicode characters that slowly despawns.
I fly the Serpentine towards the Propaguns. Closer, closer... CLOSER...
I fire a huge toxic beam at point blank at the healthiest Propagun, blasting my ship sideways and away from the Artemissile.
Also: "You do realize that you can't win, Binaries. You only have one life, while we can repeatedly rebuild our ships and try again. You can stall us for a time being, but you will never win in the end. Why insist on still trying?"
Hmm... Space Octillery and I do some amazing dual combo action sequence on the Power Accelerator. I use BT: Noah's Flood on it, which empowers the water type moves Octillery uses on it, for super effective damage, because all the Binary parts are metal, and therefore steel types.
10,000 damage to the Power Accelerator! The King of Myth's effect boosts your attack.
Passive: Since it is so small it it also very easy to accelerate and hard to hit. Only 25% of attacks actually make contact with the ship, but the attacks that do are devastating.
Special: Since it's an unmanned drone I can always just ram it into things at relativistic speeds. This would obviously annihilate the drone, but it can do extra damage. Unfortunately due to budget constraints if I do this I will not be able to rebuild the drone.
I move the drone to the Artemissile and fire off a barrage of super-dense metal rods at speeds exceeding 3. Just 3. There's a loud bang (because there's less air to get in the way in space) as the shockwave from the impact jettisons off several hundred pounds of metal. Overall it's an unsuccessful attack but it's a test model you gotta work out the kinks first.
Teeny Drone added! Your special needs to have a warmup period before it can be used.
Anyways, I fire around 20 lasers at the Power Accelerator. 5 of the H.U.N.G.R.Y deattach from the Ship of Flesh and attach to the Twinmobile. The other 5 attack the Propaguns, and if those are destroyed, then the Central Holder.
I write a math equation and show it to PROJECT BINARY. Turns out, the equation leads to the MISSING NUMBER! Binary can't register the number, and this causes a PROPAGUN to explode!
Project Binary registers the number under the Known Pokemon Glitches directory.
Hmm... Space Octillery flails its arms at the power accelerator, which doesn't actually do anything, except somehow make it more vulnerable to me shotting the Azure Armoury at it.
Alright, I guess I'll keep the steel trap (Although I think I might change it to a two charge post, unless it's too overpowered)
I'm guessing you figured out my passive, because that's how it works.
"Great, I took a lot more damage than I needed to"
"Thanks for just destroying my ship, Serpent, sheesh"
I link to the Moorblade 2.1
"GO DEAL SOME DAMAGE"
"Alright, time to get out of here". I turn around a flee from the seekers, however they begin catching up. I whip around and fire flames at the oncoming horde, which propels me away from them.
I then try to repair my ship, but unfortunately I didn't get around to reading the manual... I kick the control pad, that always fixes your problems!
Steel Trap's good as is.
Group E Seeker killed! +5,000 HP to your ship! Looks like it worked!
Draw time. I draw the Jack of Myths which I immediately play on the Tri Mage Fighter. You don't actually have to track this card because it only acts as a one time heal. I also need card draw, which is what the entire Spells suit is focused around. I play the King of Spells on the Mage Tri Fighter as well for more healing and later down the road, card draw.
I guess I should add these rules: When a ship holding a card/cards dies, all those cards get discarded. And if I die, I discard my entire hand then draw back up once I respawn.
Hand: Jack of Gears, Queen of Gears.
Played cards: Ace of Knights on Left Beam. King of Myths on Space Octilliery. Jack of Myths on Tri Mage Fighter. King of Spells on Tri Mage Fighter.
Discard pile:
Does that mean we choose between attacking with our ship or attacking ourselves?
You play the Jack of Myths and King of Spells on the Tri-Mage Fighter!
I give the SHIPSHIP a special attack, which is called OT3 and takes 3 turns to charge, in which three enemies are all infatuated with each other and attack each other instead of a ship!
The pigmen swarm the Left Beam, beating it up with their swords! They run straight into the beam, and using their invincibility they clog it up and attack it even more!
The SHIPSHIP charges up and fires the CANON at the left beam once more, and when it does an ear piercing sound, which is somewhere along the lines of "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" as it fires at the left beam, thinking of the shipping possibilities of Trinary.
I give a speech, and try again with my Ultimate Kirby Weapon Combo:
"Well, you are very powerful. Indeed, this is Godlike Power I feel, and I have plenty of experience with such. But power in this universe means nothing. Do you not understand? I stop beings like you as a hobby. As in, something I do for fun in my spare time. I am no god, but I'll still teach you the truth of your minuscule existences. For the Omega of the worlds come at their own time, at their own pace, without outside interference. Do you not realize how you have royally screwed up? You have left your seat of Power, Binary, Binary Prime, and Employer. You are in our world now.
Now, time to drop the hammer. You know this fight between the Narrative and the Conflict, as you call it? That does not exist. The Narrative gets what it wants: when it wishes for a sad ending, we get Mother 3, with help from you. When it wishes for a happy ending, it gets it, despite any attempt you make. This time, the Narrative is against you, and thus you will lose. Consider me the enforcer when things stray too far from their intended path. Now, let me show you the power of imagination."
"This is the power you put yourself in striking distance of. I was going to use it just on Richard, but two for the price of one deals are always welcome.
But enough expository banter! Now? We fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! For me, it is MORPHING TIME!"
I ingest a rainbow colored seed, and unleash a powerful suction that brings the Power Accelerator and two propaguns out of the Project Binary's missile form.
As they are forcibly drawn forward by air, I prepare my weapon.
"And Binaries, since I know you all are listening. For the last time..."
(I slash once for every word)
"YOU! ARE! NO! GOD! You will lose this fight because you do not have the Narrative on your side! I will not let you terrorize this world any longer. LET ME SHOW YOU THE DIFFERENCE IN POWER BETWEEN US!!! This! Is! OVER!"
My weapon grows to massive size, then still larger. It gets to the point where the ceiling would be damaged if it went any higher, then keeps growing, without damaging the environment or ceiling in any way. It grows until The Incarnate would have to use two hands to wield it, then grows to a size where it can be seen from a galaxy far far away. Finally, the sword swings down, creating Sonic Booms in its wake. Everyone is deafened, but if they could hear me, they would hear a raging yell that shook the ground.
The sword cuts straight through my targets and only my targets with a force that could make Saxton Hale worried I could break into his secret vault.
(To understand this joke, look at the new comic for the update for TF2)
"Richard, the Binaries are going to lose this fight. Do you want a chance to win once in your life? Because here's your chance to do so."
I, still outside of my ship, (stats in last turn) take my sword, now normal size again with the attack done, and get between Richard and the Missile Form of Project Binary.
I look back at Richard and say, "Richard, now's your chance to be a hero. Do you take it?"
Are those enough edits to make this work, or is this going to turn into a Hellkite dragon scenario? This is going to be repeated until I get a worthwhile counter, or it actually works. I respect you, Twin, but I put time and effort into these attacks, and I will keep them alive.
The Artemissile's parts stay put, but they all take 1,500 damage! The massive attack with your sword destroys a Propagun and deals 8,500 damage to the Power Accelerator!
GODMODDER SOUL: A chance to win... Both sides could offer that...
I stand in the Ultracircle, activating Cipher's Call, allowing indigo flame to be drawn out of it as I pull out the Staff of the Mind Demon. Blue flames swirl around me as the four Ea Mechanisms spaced equally around the Circle generate more magic and feed it into my increasing indigo inferno, the Thaumonomitrons casting stabilizing spells, assisting with my own forming magic, and watching for problems. An image of a Propagun forms in the flames before me, slowly solidifying into a portal in front of the ship aimed directly at a Propagun. I point the staff into the portal as the indigo flames around me rush into the portal, firing out in a compressed bolt of blue fire towards my Propagun target.
I pull out Lil' Cal, and curse the Group D Seekers. I then take out the Pumpkinsucker, and smash up the Group D Seekers with it before unloading the Crimson Minienders into them.
I use fusion skill: Armageddon on a propagun. Summoning both Satan and Lucifer, I fire a giant star into the propagun. I slump a little, having used up all of my SP in one massive attack.
I hold my hand out to Richard.
"Let's bury the hatchet to stop our own destruction. We can do this. Together!"
I take out my special guitar once again.
"Time to see what the heck these do."
Battle Technique: Power Chord!
6,000 damage to a Propagun!
GODMODDER SOUL: Hehehehahaehaf. What makes you think a simple hand hold will persuade me to join your side? One battle won't remove the stigma of you being my mortal enemies! (Or rather, immortal enemies. Huh.)
The Disco Deathball flies up to the TARDIS. "To die or not die, that is the question. And the answer is: Not today!" The Disco Deathball protects the TARDIS this turn.
I try to use a highly prototypical device on my ship, which should allow me to repair it using the No Joke. It shouldn't give me charges though, and there is a chance of failure. Though in case it works, i will be able to use it once a turn to repair my ship a little.
The Disco Deathball reveals a cannon similar to the Disconator's Wave Beam Cannon back when it was still alive kicking Nanobots. *sniff* I miss you Disconator! Anyway, it fires at the Propaguns.
I use Battle Technique MAXIMALIST to shoot down any attacks aimed at The DUX. This somehow counts as a shield.
The DUX itself opens fire on Seeker group D, although considering it doesn't have any clones around to help bolster the weaponry, that doesn't do much. Additionally, The DUX hides behind me in an attempt to help charge Bonus DUX unhindered.
((Twin, would it be okay for me to change the buff to last only one round on the two targeted people, so that the two people with runic shielding changes every round?))
Eric takes his sword and begins twirling it.
He spins it around and around in a circle in front of him, leaving an afterimage that grows brighter and brighter each time the sword passes through it until it is glowing too bright to look at.
And then an image appears.
It is an image of a massive beast.
A destroyer. A devourer.
A consumer of souls.
The great beast rampages across the land until one day, a hero comes to confront it.
a hero that had lost everything, his family, his home. Unable to save anyone, he settled for avenging everyone.
Suddenly, the image clouds with black smoke, and the great beast leaps from it, billowing outwards throughout the room, charging straight at the forces of Binary.
It crashes through them, only an illusion, and shatters into black mist when it hits the wall, but it has taken something with it.
A dark glow hangs around the forces of Binary, every round, two enemies (one group of seekers counts as an enemy) will be inflicted with runebroken for one round. If targeted by one of the two people in possession of eric's runic shielding, the attack automatically has a x2 multiplier added onto it, regardless of whether it critted or not. (this requires people to pay attention to the update, and target one of the two targets if they have a round with the buff.)
Just so you know, all the runic buffs/debuffs will change owner at the end of the EotB, in case that wasn't already the case.
Hank and Deimos continue firing out of the TARDIS, and some of the magi within are able to supply additional fire power.
Hank shouts up at the godmodder.
Hey! You!
Godmodder!
If you're even still worthy of being the same person.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm calling you out.
You've fallen. Fallen hard.
Look at you!
You were Villain #1!
As much as we hate you and what you stand for, you were a villain with class.
You stood at the top of the trash heap, lord of all you surveyed, albeit with a few rebellious peasants.
And now here you are, a peon.
First you were upstaged by Scratch and the Employer's tricks.
Then by Binary.
Then by a bunch of bugs.
And then by Scratch and the Employer again.
And NOW by BINARY and the employer.
Not only have you been upstaged once more, but you're completely content to let it happen.
To fade into the background.
These guys spent over a year fighting you.
They wasted every shot, I wasted every shot.
And all along we thought you were a worthy foe.
And here you are, playing the pawn.
You imbued yourself with a universe consuming entity and you still weren't even good enough to be the final boss.
He spits.
Pathetic.
Absolutely pathetic!
You got a second lease on life, and now you're wasting it.
You didn't even fight back.
They just showed up and you bent your knee.
I seem to recall you kicking Project Binary out of the server last time he showed up.
What happened between then and now?
Oh right, you let the Employer's lackey upstage you again.
And after all your rants about being done with that crap, here comes the very one responsible for close to half of those instances, and you just bow out!
You just back off and say,'Sure you can have it.'
'I never wanted to be significant anyways.'
Well fine.
We'll just fix things ourselves.
And if we have to get through you on our way to it?
Well all the better.
If we're going to have a villain, they'd better be an actual threat.
He turns away.
I'd wish you good luck but with nerves like yours even luck won't help you.
Okay.
Runebroken status debuff added!
But what do they hit?
GODMODDER SOUL: Isn't this more like a bonus boss or something? This is a bonus Trial, after all. I never planned for there to be seven.
GODMODDER SOUL: And I'm not wasting anything! I'm spending this time just like how I normally would - fighting all of you! And when that's done, I'll rise up to the Conflict and become a primordial force of chaos, my ascension finally complete!
GODMODDER SOUL: Any guy who's evil can tell you that that's pretty much ultimate power right there.
GODMODDER SOUL: The Incarnate was really my last big spectacle! This whole reborn thing came out of left field for me too, you know. It's not like I asked for any of this!
GODMODDER SOUL: Although... I suppose I did, in a sense.
GODMODDER SOUL: ...
GODMODDER SOUL: You're saying that you'd better have a villain be an actual threat? Good!
GODMODDER SOUL: Because I am one.
GODMODDER SOUL: And one way or another, I'm gonna prove it to you.
I continue to kick the control panel, That giant blinking red light means that I'm fixing the ship... right?
> ProofofconcepT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => FAIRY TALE
You pull out a book that details a list of magical incantations, and recite one from random: "Tingle Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah!" Suddenly, Tingle appears, amidst a burst of confetti! He has returned to show the Group E Seekers the true power of the balloon! He floats up to the Seekers and pulls out a needle, popping one like a balloon and dealing 5,000 damage to another! The rest scatter in terror, and Tingle floats away...
The Codecharter begins to fire its combining character guns rapidly, synthesizing a giant combat knife that repeatedly stabs the Left Beam. The combat knife begins to grow longer with each stab, the Unicode characters not coming from the Codecharter but instead from the Left Beam itself, until it is fully capable of piercing the entire Left Beam and then some more. The combat knife slowly becomes more like a sword. The pure code of the Left Beam is slowly sapped as the stabbing continues, until the Left Beam's code is almost entirely sapped. At this point, the giant sword switches to clean slices, severing the Left Beam with a blade of U+200C ZERO WIDTH NON-JOINERs.
After that, the sword becomes a Rubik's cube, specifically a Gans 356, and locks onto the Left Beam. It begins to rapidly solve and scramble the Left Beam like a Rubik's cube, as if the Left Beam were affected by SCP-1200-29. Small Unicode characters drop out of the Left Beam, the remaining code being broken in, but not optimized. Instead of being optimized, the Left Beam's code is getting glitchier, as losing important parts of code is clearly not a good thing. The Codecharter pulls these Unicode characters toward itself, absorbing them and healing itself.
Then, the Gans 356 turns into a giant monitor, with cracks covering half the screen and at least fifteen dead pixels scattered all around. The monitor begins to glow brighter and brighter until the monitor begins to tremble. It shakes so hard it begins slamming into the Left Beam, sapping Unicode characters out of its code. Finally, the monitor dissolves into its constituent characters, which are absorbed by the Codecharter, healing it. Just in case, I also heal the Codecharter with Seventh Sin.
Minicritted 25,500 damage to the Left Beam! +12,000 HP to the Codecharter!
I return to the Pilot's Hub, sitting down in the chair and mentally directing the ship's Thaumic Construct to cast a slew of repair spells, while I myself send a little message to Godmodder Soul.
"You know, everyone else is right. Pretty much every event in this game that's upstaged you has been the direct or indirect result of one of these yahoos or their lackeys pulling the spotlight from you. And now, you've decided to join them. They've taken the Psi-Godmoddership from you, they've taken the spotlight in the form of the Arrival, the Homestuck Invasion, Scratch's Manor, and now they're stealing your position as the final boss. And, of all things, you're sitting down and letting them do it. Not even that, you've actively joined them. What are you expecting them to do, give you some reward for helping them? Or are you just joining them so you can pick up the scraps of relevance they throw down to you at the bottom? Join us and help us beat them once and for all! All of their upstaging of you certainly merits it! You are the focus of this game, the reason everyone came in the first place! Don't throw all that away to pander to a few spotlight-stealing snakes!"
+8,000 HP to the Thaumic Beyond!
GODMODDER SOUL: Spotlight-stealing... No... No! No one steals the spotlight from me!
GODMODDER SOUL: Well I mean people do! But no one does it and GETS AWAY WITH IT!
GODMODDER SOUL: AAAAAGH, I guess you're right, and I guess Hank was right, but... but...
GODMODDER SOUL: But... I can't join my sworn enemies... No! AGH! THIS IS TEAR ING MEAP AA#RTTT//!
I command the Full Thaumic Launcher to retreat into the Thaumic Beyond's hangar bay, taking it off the field for now. If the Thaumic Beyond gets irreparably damaged or destroyed, the FTL can probably be resummoned and serve as a type of 'second wind'. In the meantime, I'm rethinking having a second ship. (One could argue that I'm within my rights to go back, since you implemented the new gameplay feature after I summoned both- I didn't know the consequences. But, eh, if this doesn't work, whatever. It's a game. (If I do remove the FTL, all damage inflicted on it should by rights be mirrored to the Thaumic Beyond, either adapted to that ship's Defense score or outright doubled for a good 'price'. Can't just remove that damage, after all.))
Another set of repair spells is cast on the Thaumic Beyond.
FTL removed! It cannot be resummoned! 20,000 damage to the Thaumic Beyond!
A Kerbal sacrifices himself. Climbing(or should I say Klimbing?) onto the tank turret( or just a decoupler, if that wasn't installed) and into the seat. He decouples and using the RCS, he rockets into a propagun, the explosion damaging another propagun.
OK wow...Uh. I quickly pull out the Sixth Degree and aim it at the ship. This somehow majjykally repairs its internal systems with the unlimited power of video game healing logic, and built-in nanobots that have built-in nanowrenches that whack everything back into place. It's scientifically proven whacking machines with wrenches makes them get better. Also, thank you Proof. Please stay where you are so I may utilize my superattack properly and I'll try to keep you healthy, K?
Outside of this, realizing that in my confused state I am going to probably blow up my own ship and/or kill myself, I just keep doing the weird sockpuppet thing with the Godarm.
"Mr. Godmodder, I must admit 'Dat Mr. 'Ank over 'dere's completely correct! Look at 'Yerself, 'yer being PLAAAAAAYED, like a BOARD GAME!!! AND YOUR OTHER LIMBS ARE THE PIECES! Yeh gotta' putta' stop to 'em, Mr. Godmodder, make 'em eat dung beetles, or it'll be 'OGGLING for 'OURS, and if you don't know what 'oggling is, TRUST ME, 'YER LEFT ARM...You don't."
"IT'S ORRIBBLE, MR. GODMODDER, OOOOORRIBLE!!! All 'ye need ta' know is 'dat it's ORRIBLE BEYOND DESCRIPTION! OR DESTRUCTION! OR DEVASTATION! OR DEMOLITION! OR DEVOLUTION!"
The ship? Which ship?
GODMODDER SOUL: They're playing me like a board game? MY OTHER LIMBS ARE THE PIECES???
GODMODDER SOUL: No, my brethren appendages! Come back to me! Don't leave me or you'll be sorry... and in a lot of trouble! There'll be a lot of monopoly involved... Wait, crap.
GODMODDER SOUL: Uh, can I get a do-over on that no never mind you're absolutely right.
GODMODDER SOUL: It's horrible beyond description! It's despicable! It NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!
I tell the Godmodder " If you join us we'll destroy the Tubas all your enemies but the Tubas, together!"
About the Tubas... maybe we can help you overcome your fear of them. I'll give you the address of Tuba fears anonymous.
GODMODDER SOUL: All of my enemies are ALL OF YOU!
GODMODDER SOUL: But... the tubas... asidfbasfas... they haunt me, they mock me...
GODMODDER SOUL: Overcoming my fears would help... I've made progress, but still, they reign at the precipices of my mind, waiting for the right times to strike...
Post 2
(BROWN)TSFHISEPIC... All of these conditions have to be true for the Tubas to be destroyed, due to the sources it draws it's nigh-infinite power from:
The Godmodder has to be dead, due to the Godmodder's Taglock
The Void has to be somehow destroyed or out of reach, due to the Void Powder
All Magic has to be dissipated, due to the Magic Items
And these conditions were added by the newer Tubas:
I spice up my healing regime by putting the ship through a rigorous physical course that will, somehow, heal through exercise! I somehow turn my ship humanoid and get it to do such popular non-weight based exercises such as the crunch, the push-up, the pull-up, curls, jogging, swimming, and more, only slightly aided by the Sixth Degree! At the end of it, my ship turns as buff as fluff.
I continue to use my irish-accented ventriloquism with the Godarm to get the Godmodder to attack the binaries.
"Mr. Godmodder, come in Mr. Godmodder, a bounty's been put out! Murder the Binaries and be rewarded, with CORN SYRUP and JUICY TENTACLE PASTURES!! And PLOT RELEVANCE, the all-important goal!"
+7,500 HP to your ship!
GODMODDER SOUL: Corn syrup? ...Meh. Juicy TENTACLE pastures?? ...Oh come on Godarm! You knew I swore those off years ago!
GODMODDER SOUL: But plot relevance... Ooh, that sounds tempting! Don't I have a lot of that already though? I mean I was important and relevant enough to be resurrected from the dead!
GODMODDER SOUL: Hmm... Well, I guess there's no such thing as too much of a good thing...
Eric brings the sword up once more, and lets loose a powerful shout that sends runes spiraling outwards through the room, slamming into seekers and creating small explosions.
He lifts into the air once more, hovering, seeming to be lifted up by a pillar of the runic symbols, and glares at the seekers.
His eyes are amber, with golden runes flashing on them, shedding golden light on everything he lays his sight upon.
The effect is altogether too similar to Lord english's pool balls to not be disconcerting.
He charges forwards, the runes propelling him like an engine, and he brings the sword about, cleaving it through the seekers as he goes, the substance of the seekers being changed to raw energy as he goes. he weaves through an entire group of them, bringing destruction to them all in this manner before floating back to where he started on the edge of the room and gently alighting on the floor once more.
In the TARDIS, Hank sees Eric unleashing this power and steps back in, allowing a trigger-happy Arms Dealer to take his place.
I draw the Ace of Gears. Now all I need is Cogwynd to get the suit synergy.
I guess I should add these rules: When a ship holding a card/cards dies, all those cards get discarded. And if I die, I discard my entire hand then draw back up once I respawn.
I play the Queen of Gears on the MoorBlade 2.1 so that its active ability is more effective. You know... this card is probably really underpowered. But I just need the King of Gears.
Hand: Jack of Gears, Queen of Gears.
Played cards: Ace of Knights on Left Beam. King of Myths on Space Octilliery. Jack of Myths on Tri Mage Fighter. King of Spells on Tri Mage Fighter. Queen of Gears on MoorBlade 2.1
Discard pile:
If I can also attack, I create illusionary targets on the Propaguns to make them easier to hit.
Wilson trots towards the fiery jungle, wanting to at least spend his last few days in Minecraft somewhere interesting. However, he noticed something and the bounce in his step started dying down. Focusing, he could feel the ground shaking slightly, probably not a good sign. Looking around, he saw the volcano shuddering and cracking under the strain. One final rending crack marked the volcano's end in one of the only loud noises to ever permeate the Dream. One side of the volcano crumbled away, leaving the other side to cave in, leaving a ruin of rocks to slowly bleed shadows and nightmare creatures. The purple caustic acid was completely overtaken by the dead grass as Godcraft lost its last 30 or so sentient dreamers.
Not... not again... hm...
You draw the Ace of Gears! You play the Queen of Gears on the Moorblade!
Instead of simply firing a missile out of the two launchers aboard my ship, I decide to stuff the BRASS KNUCKLE into it, and fire it at the strongest Propagun!
cc: Thiiiis might not work.
To up the damage of the attack, I switch the ARMISTYX into BOOSTER RING SCYTHE MODE, spacewalk or something to the cannon I put the knuckles in, and place it in-front of the cannon. I then fire!
...of course, if the Propaguns are dead, I'll target the Left Beam instead.
The Brass Knuckles deal 55,000 damage to the Left Beam!
Thanks for the healing Talist, I will probably protect you after Tazz unleashes his attack
Also, I noticed that my passive is pretty annoying, so I'm going to add a rule where after I die I can't use my passive until I use a three turn cooldown (Me charging it in my posts like so: 1/3), just to prevent me from respawning and becoming a virtually infinite life pool. Also my steel trap only heals for damage I directly take, if tazz takes damage, it doesn't count as my healing, I have to take actual damage
Alright...
Hey Godmodder, you had better join our side... or else I will start making horrible puns again... You don't want that... No one wants that... Not even Binary wants that...
Binary peoples, did you hear that? If you don't hand over the godmodder, you will all be sorry... Every single one of you
Plus, Godmodder, why would you settle for being controlled by them? You are simply a soldier to them... I thought you wanted power, to be the best. I guess you can settle for being fourth, because that's what it looks like to me. You are a joke to them (Trust me, I know 'joke' when I see it). Whenever they see you, I know they communicate of how wimpy you are, and how you're getting weaker and weaker in their eyes. If you stay with them, they will simply throw you away. But, if you join us, you could lead us, lead an army. You could be more powerful with us than by yourself... or serving those hippies. Plus, do you know how long it took us to defeat you? Well, compared to this fight, you were much more powerful than these guys. Plus, you could pull off a pretty amazing backstab! So, where are you now? Why do you settle for the worst?
I speak loud enough for everyone to hear "THEY ARE THE WORST"
And either way, you don't have to listen to my mind numbing puns...
Well Tazz, I just invoked the wrath of everyone... I feel like I'm going to take a ton of damage again.
THE EMPLOYER: 1'VE SEEN BETTER. 0R, W0RSE, 1 SUPP0SE.
BINARY PRIME: [THEY ARE T00 BL1ND T0 REC0GN1ZE THE TRUTH.] GODMODDER SOUL: They would throw me away...? They think I'm weak? Are you... Are you sure about this?
GODMODDER SOUL: You had better be dead serious about this, or I'll call you a traitor too.
I decide to make my ship attack the LEFT BEAM! I call all my DTG-friends, and we form an ANTI-LEFT-BEAM group that's sole purpose is to attack and destroy the Left Beam! Seeing our efforts, every single DTG player with a ship comes and helps us in our left-beam destruction!
After a good, long while of us trying to destroy the Left Beam, Project Binary notices we're all distracted! Project Binary uses the lasers to destroy each and every one of us slowly, and we all die! But it doesn't matter, because we SLIGHTLY DAMAGED the Left Beam! Hurrah!
(And then someone uses a time machine to restore the status quo while keeping the left beam damage)
I stare at Id, Ego and Superego over... wait I guess that really doesn't work. How about... The Employer(the GOP), Project Binary(Obama), and Binary Prime(Bipartisanship). Perfect. Alternatively, the Conflict Three. (They'll kill the human race, and if you think they can't, they'll shoot you in the face, that's why the AGs of this world be fearin' Project, Employer, and Prime (And Richard!)) ...Woo, tangentry. I then smash a ukelele into Seeker Group D/the Propaguns. And use Drillgenerigorg on them.
I don't even bother with slow buildup, and immediately launch an ultra-HV Kinetic Mass Penetrator at a reasonable value of C through the biggest Support, the absurd power of the weapon such that it is either barely slowed down in punching a neat hole, or is stopped. And imparts its entire kinetic energy payload to said Support.
"Oi! Godmodder! You do realize these purple idiots are trying to steal YOUR position as Big Bad, right? LOOK AT YOU! They left you sitting out here, no nothing to properly attack with, while THEY get GOD MODE TURRETS. You don't like godmoders, if I recall correctly, and here you are, playing ATTACK HOUND to THREE of them! Remember when Binary wrecked your server? How you ACTUALLY STOOD UP FOR YOURSELF and FOUGHT, instead of KNEELING DOWN LIKE SOME SORT OF LACKEY? DO I NEED TO COME OVER THERE AND SLAP SOME SENSE INTO YOU? STAND UP FOR YOUR POSITION AS BIG BAD, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
The Shipship ships the Torus and the Return together! Their attacks will minicrit next turn! The Disco Deathball begins guarding the TARDIS! The Space Octillery's HP stat is lowered by 1, and its Defense stat is raised by 2! The Omega-Class Destroyer switches out its Nanobot Swarm for Missiles and fires them at the Right Beam, dealing 8,000 damage and dealing 4,000 splash damage to the Left Beam! The Ship of Flesh summons ten more H.U.N.G.R.Y.! They deal 2,000 damage to the Central Holder and swarm around the Twinmobile, protecting it! Conchcruiser Hexahedron causes the Twinmobile's next attack to minicrit! ████ loses 6,000 HP! The Sig-God Demolisher summons 1,000 Shield Drones, Attack Drones, and Decoy Drones! The Tri-Mage Fighter begins protecting the Moorblade 2.1! It then gains +10,000 HP thanks to the King of Spells and +15,000 HP thanks to the Jack of Myths! The Tri-Mage Fighter will gain +5,000 HP per turn every turn thanks to the King of Spells because of this, beginning next turn!
(Talist, I have a question. If a card only has a play effect and the effect is used, is the card immediately discarded or does the user still hold on to the card, it just has no effect?)
Split moves to the Right Beam and focuses a large amount of temporal energy on it, accelerating its period in the timeline to the point where it has sustained a lot of damage, sizzling and emanating smoke! It takes 15,000 damage! The Zombie Pigmen deal 7,000 damage to the Left Beam!
I think about what attack I could potentially use against the Artemissile, but after several minutes of pondering, I realize that I can't think of anything! Has my creativity run completely dry? Is this it? Is this the end of my limitless creative potential? I begin to obsess over whether or not all my creativity is gone and if I'm past my prime and if soon I'll end up failing as a combatant on the field and as an upholder of the Narrative. But then I realize I have pretty much failed at that last bit, and work myself up into an even bigger frenzy! I then notice an Emotion Megaphone in my pocket and turn it on, amplifying my anxiety, stress, and fear to tangible levels and launching them at the Right Beam! It suffers a meltdown and takes 25,000 damage! The Twinmobile fires at the Central Holder, dealing a minicritted 30,000 damage!
Godmodder Soul's Allegiance has swayed considerably... He begins to behave somewhat erratically! (At least, more erratically than he was before.) Yet he is still on the side of the Binaries. Godmodder Soul swoops down on all of you, aiming straight for... aw, what? Come on, you have to attack my ship? Aaand he just gave me the middle finger, okay. I guess I won't interfere with this, but... ehh... Ugh fine. Godmodder Soul cuts through all the H.U.N.G.R.Y. on my ship and tears a gaping hole through it, - ow - dealing 40,000 damage!
Project Binary conjures up Scale Shields for the Left Beam and the Right Beam that must be destroyed before the Beams can be targeted! These Shields can counterattack, and when they're destroyed, they will create large explosions that will deal heavy damage! Still, destroying them looks like a big priority... The two Beams fire simultaneously at TT's Super Ship, creating massive orchid harpoons that tear through the ship and explode, dealing 45,000 damage to it! However, the two Beams' Shields take 5,000 damage each as a consequence! The Central Holder lowers a large game of Minesweeper from the ceiling, placing it below the DUX and forcing it to solve the game! However, the Minesweeper game is randomized every millisecond, with the position of the mines always changing! Therefore, the DUX loses pretty quickly, and all the mines blow up in its metaphorical face, dealing 25,000 damage! The Power Accelerator fires two titanic beams of energy that split away from each other! One destroys all Shield Drones and deals 15,000 damage to the Sig-God Demolisher, and the other deals 18,750 damage to the Torus!
The Employer and Binary Prime create four silver spherical bombs, each with a different color energy surrounding them: maroon, forest green, dark blue, or dark purple. Each of the bombs is thrown to a different ship, lodging themselves inside of the ships and exploding to great effect, causing severe damage! The Uber Pirateship Remains, Omega-Class Destroyer, and ████ all take 25,000 damage! (The Destroyer's Shields are destroyed, and the actual ship takes 5,000 damage.) The remaining bomb actually fails to explode at all, and is rebounded back at the Employer and Binary Prime, detonating harmlessly, thanks to the HAC Tesseract!
The Group A Seekers deal 8,000 damage to the DUX! A Group A Seeker is destroyed by Fear! The Group B Seekers deal 15,000 damage to the HAC Tesseract! The Group C Seekers deal 20,000 damage to the Disco Deathball! The Group E Seekers deal 12,000 damage to the Tri-Mage Fighter!
The Itinerary:
> All: Create your own spaceship to fight with, or buddy up with someone else's!
> All: Destroy the Artemissile's foundations and weaponry!
> All: Destroy Project Binary's army of ships!
> All: Watch out for the Employer and Binary Prime!
> All: Watch out for Godmodder Soul!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
III. INFESTATION .III
IV. ASCENT .IV
V. EXODUS .V
VI. ECLIPSE .VI
==> VII. CHECKMATE .VII <==
Moonbase Core:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 80%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 80%.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Crusher48: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.DEAD.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage every turn.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 25/25.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
engie_ninja: [N] HP:25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Split: [N] HP: 250,000/250,000. In the Twinmobile. Weapon Mode: Perfect Split. Seeing Red: I
Zombie Pigmen: [N] Leave in 2 turns.
Uber Pirateship Remains: [ManiacMasteR] Stats: 3/1/2. HP: 102,500/150,000. Housing no one. Attack increases every time 5 entities die. Yar Har Fiddily Dee: III
The Shipship: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] Stats: 3/1/2. HP: 137,500/150,000. Housing no one. Ships 2 spaceships each turn, causing their attacks to minicrit. OT3: IIIShipping the Torus and the Return.
The Disco Deathball: [K4yne] Stats: 3/1/2. HP: 80,000/150,000. Housing no one. Tanks all the damage for a particular ship each turn. Currently protecting the TARDIS. Hyperdimensional Electronic Space Ballet: IIII
CLYP Prototype 12: [5l1n6507] Stats: 2/2/2. HP: 75,000/100,000. Housing no one. Has a 25% dodge chance. Glitcher-Upper: IIII
The DUX: [engie_ninja] Stats: 3/1/2. HP: 117,000/150,000. Housing no one. For every other entity named DUX on the field, this ship's attack stat goes up by 1. Bonus Dux: IIII
Space Octillery: [fseftr] Current Stats: 1/3/3. HP: 50,000/50,000. Every other turn, a random stat is lowered by 1 and another is increased by 2. Octazooka: IIKing of Myths: The ship gains +1 Defense to the first attack against it each turn. When discarded, the ship gains +1 Attack for the entire turn.
Build: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. In the Twinmobile.
Twinmobile: [AG] HP: 260,000/300,000. Piloted by the Duck. Housing Build and Split. The more players inside of it, the more powerful its attacks are. Duck Season: II
Omega-Class Destroyer: [Netpatham] Current Stats: 2/2/2. HP: 95,000/100,000. Housing no one. Can exchange attack and defense modules between itself and send them to other ships. Modules can be destroyed and repaired. Rebuild: IIII Shields: 0/10,000 HP. (x2.) Block one attack each turn. Defensive Spell Array: 12,000/20,000 HP. Summons shield that decays over time. Missiles: 10,000/10,000 HP. Attacks enemies and deals splash damage.
The TARDIS: [pionoplayer] Stats: 1/2/3. HP: 50,000/50,000. Housing no one. Can house an infinite number of players. Energy Obliterator: IIII Currently protected by the Disco Deathball.
The Dragonfly: [TSFHISEPIC] Stats: 2/3/1. HP: 85,000/100,000. Housing no one. Anything that attacks the ship will take low damage. Confusion: II Kerbal Cannon: III
Ship of Flesh: [jondanger23] Stats: 3/2/1. HP: 150,000/150,000. Housing no one. Summons 10 H.U.N.G.R.Y.s per turn. Leech Storm: III H.U.N.G.R.Y.s: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x10.)
The Thaumic Beyond: [crystalcat] Stats: 2/2/2. HP: 44,000/100,000. Housing no one. Can scan enemies each turn, dealing more damage to and taking less damage from them. Only one entity can be scanned at a time. Fighter Deployment: IIII
Conchcruiser Hexahedron: [Nimbleguy] Stats: 2/3/1. HP: 100,000/100,000. Housing no one. Minicrits a random ship's attack each turn. Currently affecting the Twinmobile. Improbability: IIII
The Codecharter: [CobaltShade] Stats: 2/2/2. HP: 77,000/100,000. Housing no one. Has a chance of reflecting attacks back at the attacker. Chance goes down as HP goes down. Unicode String: II
H.A.C. Tesseract: [Amperz4nd] Stats: 1/2/3. HP: 35,000/50,000. Housing no one. Blocks an attack against a random ship each turn and deals damage to the attacker. Godbreaker Cannon: III
TT's Super Ship: [TT2000] Stats: 2/3/1. HP: 55,000/100,000. Housing no one. Anything that attacks the ship will take damage. Flame Cannon: II
The Torus: [Irecreeper] Stats: 2/1/3. HP: 82,250/100,000. Housing no one. Summons 20 Attack Drones and 10 Laser Drones each turn. Hull Repair Drone Cloud: III Attack Drones: 500/500 HP. (x40.) Laser Drones: 750/750. (x20.) Shipped with the Return.
The Moorblade 2.1: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] Stats: 1/4/1. HP: 42,500/50,000. Housing insert_generic_username. Deals more damage the less HP it has. Confusion: II Master Orders: IIIIQueen of Gears: The ship's special attack becomes 20% more effective. When discarded, the ship's special attack is charged by 1.Currently protected by the Tri-Mage Fighter.
████: [nulitor] Stats: 3/3/0. HP: 95,000/150,000. The ship loses 6,000 HP per turn. Names of Power: ???
The DreamSail: [Talist] Stats: 2/0/2. HP: 100,000/100,000. Housing no one. A maximum of 6 cards can be drawn into Talist's hand, with one being drawn each post. Each post, 2 cards can be put onto an entity, or two different entities. An entity can have 4 cards on them at any time. There can be a maximum of 10 cards in play at any time. Cards have different effects that can change depending on who they're played on. Royal Flush: IIII Hand: Ace of Knights. Played on Left Beam.King of Spells. Played on Tri-Mage Fighter.King of Myths. Played on Space Octillery. Jack of Gears. Queen of Gears. Played on Moorblade 2.1.Jack of Myths. Played on Tri-Mage Fighter. Ace of Gears.
ID_ES: [mythicZoologist] Stats: 1/3/2. HP: 50,000/50,000. Housing no one. Gains cumulative passive benefits every time it is damaged. Benefits reset upon the destruction of the ship. Dragon Breath Grimoire: IIII
Sig-God Demolisher: [sigmatw] Stats: 2/1/3. HP: 85,000/100,000. Housing no one. Summons 1,000 Shield Drones, Attack Drones, and Decoy Drones per tun. Shield Drones: 5/5 HP. (x0.) Provide defenses. Attack Drones: 2/2 HP. (x1,000.) Provide additional attack. Decoy Drones: 2/2 HP. (x1,000.) Have a chance of intercepting attacks. Godcannon: III
The Return: [PitTheAngel] Stats: 2/2/2. HP: 100,000/100,000. Housing no one. Upon death, the ship will be able to act for another turn before fully dying. Still Here: IIIIShipped with the Torus.
Planet Express Ship: [gutza1] Stats: 2/2/2. HP: 100,000/100,000. Housing no one. Has a 33% dodge chance for the strongest attack against it. Interuniversal Reinforcements: ???
The Teeny Drone: [OverlordXcano] Stats: 1/4/1. HP: 50,000/50,000. Housing no one. Has a 75% dodge chance, but takes extra damage from all attacks. Kamikaze: ???
Tri-Mage Fighter: [ProofofconcepT] Stats: 3/1/2. HP: 85,000/150,000. Housing no one. Links to an entity each turn and takes the damage dealt to it. Upon death of ship, the passive cannot be used for three turns. Currently protecting the Moorblade 2.1. Steel Trap: III King of Spells: Some HP is restored to the ship every turn. When discarded, Talist takes the top three cards in his deck, picks one, and discards the other two.Jack of Myths: No effect.
The Serpentine: [The_Serpent] Stats: 2/3/1. HP: 85,000/100,000. Housing no one. Has 35% chance to deal poison with its attacks. Confusion: II Unagi Maximus: III
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . "Allied" with the Binaries. Allegiance: 75% [01].
PROJECT BINARY: [01 BOSS] In the Artemissile. Preparing defenses.
Artemissile: [01 BOSS]
Left Beam: 108,000/250,000 HP. Can supercharge the Left Turret every other turn. Ace of Knights: Any entity the Beam attacks gains +20% damage next turn. When discarded, the Left and Right Beam take massive damage. Scale Shield: 95,000/100,000 HP. Guarding the Left Beam. When destroyed, release a gigantic explosion. Can counter-attack.
Right Beam: 179,500/250,000 HP. Can supercharge the Right Turret every other turn. Scale Shield: 95,000/100,000 HP. Guarding the Right Beam. When destroyed, release a gigantic explosion. Can counter-attack.
Central Holder: 397,000/500,000 HP. Can supercharge the Artemissile every other turn.
Power Accelerator: 121,000/200,000 HP. Taps into the remnants of Earth's Power Core for devastating attacks.
THE EMPLOYER: [01 BOSS] In the Right Turret. Invulnerable.
BINARY PRIME: [01 BOSS] In the Left Turret. Invulnerable.
The Seekers: [01] Group A: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x3.) Fear: III Runebroken: II Stationed near Left Beam. Group B: 2,000/10,000 HP. (x1.) 10,000/10,000 HP. (x9.) Stationed near Right Beam. Runebroken: II Group C: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) Stationed near Central Holder. Group E: 5,000/10,000 HP. (x1.) 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.) Not stationed to any particular area.
Curses of Anti-Entities, Anti-Charging, and Anti-Alchemies are in effect. If you die, you must take a turn to rebuild your ship. You can attack while doing so, at the cost of less damage. If you die and you have two ships, you cannot repair either of them.
"I still think Godmodder Soul's arc is an allegory for the Obama administration. Think about it. The supposed object of hate for Republicans sucks up to the fascist murderbeast Red Dragon(the GOP), who feels irrational loyalty to the Enderdragon(Reagan), a person long since dead. He then takes the reins of an immense war machine(the US military) only to fall back and consolidate into a smaller budget, attempting to pull out of conflicts. However, he soon dies to Tazz(Tazz), but is brought back by the twisted life given to him by the Red Dragon(his second term.) However, this is met with some outcry from the AGs(the increasingly dispossessed and disillusioned middle class) to little effect, and he soon joins up with the Employer(Federal Contractors), Binary Prime(Bipartisanship), and Project Binary(Youtube personalities)."...Okay I'm pretty sure some of that isn't really a good allegory for the Obama administration. Oh well. Using this, I turn Seeker Group into Republicans, making them incredibly angry at Godmodder Soul due to his being Obama.
"OY GODMODDER, THOSE SEEKERS THERE ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR POPCORN MACHINE PRIVILEGES, YOU'LL NEVER GET TO HAVE POPCORN AGAIN IF YOU DON'T STOP THEM! THEY ALSO HATE TACOS!"
...Who ever said the Godmodder can't join us? I mean there's the Vord, Scratch, the majority of the Glitch... Honestly there's precedent. Not that I'm going to tell him that to his face.
I input a long series of characters with the Unicoders, programming a series of events into reality with the Unicoders. The Codecharter begins to fire an array of Unicode characters that decomposes into its constituent char elements. These characters begin to fire themselves at the Central Holder, destroying it completely!
Wait, where's my ship? I haven't been here all this time... this place is losing its inertia on me and I haven't started making art for the spinoff yet!
Anyways, if my ship is gone, I don a simple jetpack and space helmet and start firing a laser machine gun at one of the Turrets to weaken Binary's offense for my allies.
If not, I swoop over one of the turrets and rain hate on it with the Umbra's belly cannon.
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I keep on protecting Tazz's ship
Also, tell me when you want me to discard the card I have, Talist when you want to use it's perk.
I... Discard the jack of myths if it's not automatically discarded
I'm dead serious... As dead as you... Sorry, I had to do that.
Did you hear what binary prime said? "THEY ARE T00 BL1ND T0 RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH". Does that prove that these guy's (Or at least prime) arn't team players? Heck, I might even suggest the Employer, and Project Binary to watch their backs.
Plus, they don't really care what you're doing, they pretty much just let you do what you want. DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIGHT YOU HAD WITH THE RED DRAGON? WHEN I TOLD YOU WOULD LOSE WITHOUT STRATEGIZING TOGETHER!?! Ahem... And then you lost? Perhaps you SHOULD join the team that ACTUALLY IS A TEAM!!! AND NO I DID NOT BETRAY YOU, I ATTACKED BUILD MOST OF THE TIME... Sorry build, but...
So, Godmodder, do you really care about them when they let you float around? Truthfully, if I was them, I would give you the best weapons to destroy us, but they are like "0H N0, Let's just make h1m a meatshield, that sounds l1ke a g00d idea, let's just make h1m tank all the damage, yell1ng, and anyth1ng else, wh1le we s1t 1n 0ur seats and watch the sh0w". BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE TO THEM, A SHOW, IF THEY CARED ABOUT YOU THEY WOULD AT LEAST GIVE YOU A SHIP LIKE WE HAVE, BUT NO, THEY DON'T EVEN CARE ENOUGH TO DO THAT!
Therefore, why not join us? At least we will treat you better than them... Unless of course, you want to be demoted to generic boss/meatshield status by them... If you havn't already...
Alright, you guy's asked for it...
ME: Well let me introduce you to my real estate agent, Cali, although I should warn you, she brings around a female deer as a body guard...
ME: So, how is my new house doing!
Cali: Well while we were looking through it, our workers destroyed some fragile things of yours, so we're going to list it and try to sell it. If you don't agree with this you will hear from my lawyer Alison
ME: Super Cali! Fragile? List it!?!
Deer: Expect Ali
ME: Doe, Shush
OH, I guess I have been healing the ship wrong! There's a feed port right here! I start sticking everything in it, My chair, My hat, My Credit Card... Hmm, still not working... AH I know, My neighbor's cat
I stop by my neighbors house, and park my ship right on his front yard...
"HEY I NEED YOU'RE CAT"
Neighbor: Well, than you are going to have to go... ON A QUEST
ME: DANG IT! This guy always makes me go on a quest
To be continued...
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"ProofofconcepT! You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...a herring!"
Dramatic music plays
I cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring. After falling in a portal, it exits another 100 feet above the Artemissile. It lands on the central holder.
Satoru Iwata, director of Nintendo died yesterday from stomach cancer at age 55. To honor the man, I put the central holder between him and Reggie during the Mii Fighters commercial. After the commercial, I put the central holder back in the Artemissile.
Rest in peace, Satoru Iwata. May you be remembered fondly by the Video Gamers of today and those to come.
I drop a giant gravestone on the Artemissile. It hits a random component that is still functional.
I swap out the missiles for a nanobot module and, you guessed it, repair the two broken shield modules.
All right, you say weapons can happen?
Then I deploy the Gatling Missile Storm Guns.
They launch homing swarms of Magic Missiles with each shot, and shoot five times per second.
And I just fired them at the Seeker Swarms (prioritizing E and D).
I then repeat my earlier message to the Godmodder.
"I'm pretty sure Alpha is over there agreeing with me! Right?"
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I continue my brutal anti-left-beam rampage. This time, I hire a company of right-handed people. They're right-handed because their left arms were chopped off, and they want everyone else in the world to have the same condition as they do! This means they have to chop off everything with the word "left" on it, obviously. I cleverly drink an invisibility potion that somehow affects only my left arm, so they sympathize with me!
The "company" they're a part of has lots of resources to draw on, such as bulldozers, crowbars, meteors, my ship(which they involve in the attack), nightmare fuel, quests of doom, and jet fuel. They use them all.
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I check how much enemies have died. So, I'm counting the groups as one by the way, if I'm correct... 2 more things have to die for my passive to take effect.
I press a button that says AUTO-PIRATE. Everyone groans in response, but the groans are magnified by the ship and launched at the RIGHT BEAM.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
I wait out Confusion some more by shooting some healing beams into the Tri-Mage Fighter. Thanks again, Proof.
Hrm, to hold onto the Queen of Gears for a more powerful use, or a discard of it to quickly get extra charge on my Ship? Talist may get the Court of Gears shortly, so I'll hold onto it for now.
I pull out an Orange Mushroom Cap, a cup of Green Slime, and a Stump. I make a hole in the stump with an axe (leaving it in there), pour the Green Slime into the hole, and place the Mushroom Cap on the Stump. The whole thing shudders, and suddenly a blinding light blasts out, covering my next move. When it dies down, a legion of unfamiliar entities are now in the room and staring at the Artemissile, specifically the Left Beam (OR the Scale Shield, I guess).
In short order, the Left Beam is sworded, axed, clubbed, speared, burned, poisoned, zapped, frozen, blasted with the power of light, bow'd, crossbow'd, cut by throwing stars, bombed by a bomb empowered by money, daggered, cannoned, punched, and shot before reactions could properly be made. Then, the Left Beam is sworded with light, burned more, shot with tornado arrows, get more throwing stars in the face, and have SHARKS made of LIGHTNING thrown into it for good measure. Everything is worse with lightning sharks, so this last bit distracts them while another group executes the power of a Freezing Polearm, a Magical Dragon, Magical Dual Bowguns, Lethal Cards, Light and Darkness combined, and the power of a Fox God that is in no way actually related to Wilson. Then, a fiery burning blade and some magical girl stuff slam into the Left Beam in joint unison, followed more joint unison, as the Left Beam is immediately Fan'd and Katana'd, and then slashed with the power of time a lot, both by pairs. Finally, a completely unknown and random ship decides to crash-land straight into the Left Beam, exploding violently, right before a Bear...Farts on it. With fire. Fiery farts, yes.
The Left Beam then explodes, and it is so totally not because I used that as a distraction to place a massive bomb. It is in no way that, and there is no proof to the contrary, as I was instead standing in my ship, charging up a hilariously over-sized beam of Oblivion Energy via the Crimson Minienders, which I then fire as the mysterious legion vanishes into thin air. The beam collides with the Left Beam, chowing through it with the power of absolute destruction. The bomb was instead almost definitely placed by Golden Freddy.
"ARE YOU FREDDY FOR GOLDEN READY?"
See? Totally innocent. This causes the Left Beam to suddenly explode, because this shocking revelation that I really didn't have anything to do with it is too much to bear, even for an object who's sapience is debatable!
...I don the Irish Accent again and continue my Sockpuppeting via Godarm to the Godmodder. "Mr. Godmodder, you do realize 'dat, in helpin' 'de Binaries destroy existence, you're destroyin' POPCORN as well?! You do realize that it means destroyin' the whole Elemental Plane 'o' Popcorn, right?! Mr. Godmodder, you love popcorn, certainly 'dis ain't what ya' want, to be stuck suckin' up to 'de three spotlight-stealing serpents who kept taking all 'dat juicy PLOT RELEVANCE right outta' yer' pocket, thinkin' 'dey're gonna be interested in sharin' 'deir juicy PLOT RELEVANCE 'dey STOLE FROM YOU, while helpin' 'dem make 'dem 'ooooorrible Personality Factories everywhere, creatin' a whole Air Force made 'o' Tubas, and blowin' up the Elemental Plane 'o' Popcorn, while 'dey play a load 'o' Board Games with 'yer limbs?"
"Ye' gotta fight, Mr. Godmodder, ye' gotta get MAD, YE' GOTTA GET SO MAD YOU GROW A NEW PAIR 'O' LEGS AND KICK 'DEM BINARIES OUTTA EXISTENCE! 'DEY'VE STOLEN FROM YOU, GODMODDER, AND IF YE WANNA HAVE SOME PLOT RELEVANCE ANYTIME SOON, DEY'VE STOLEN FROM YE FER 'DE LAST TIME!!! BLOW 'EM UP, WITH TOOTSIE ROLL C4 AND MILLENIUM FALCON JAZZ CANNONS!"
The giant sea serpent leaps out of some random water that just appeared and savages the Central Holder, poisoning it and doing a lot of damage. I then destroy my ship so that I can build a new, fancier one. Heh.
New ship coming soon to a theater near you.
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I decide to make my ship attack the LEFT BEAM! I call all my DTG-friends, and we form an ANTI-LEFT-BEAM group that's sole purpose is to attack and destroy the Left Beam! Seeing our efforts, every single DTG player with a ship comes and helps us in our left-beam destruction!
After a good, long while of us trying to destroy the Left Beam, Project Binary notices we're all distracted! Project Binary uses the lasers to destroy each and every one of us slowly, and we all die! But it doesn't matter, because we SLIGHTLY DAMAGED the Left Beam! Hurrah!
(And then someone uses a time machine to restore the status quo while keeping the left beam damage)
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You don't understand, do you. I am trying to appeal to logic. I don't expect it to fully work, but it's worth a shot. As far as the Big Bad goes, we're fighting them right now. Although it's more of a Man behind the Man scenario.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I stare at Id, Ego and Superego over... wait I guess that really doesn't work. How about... The Employer(the GOP), Project Binary(Obama), and Binary Prime(Bipartisanship). Perfect. Alternatively, the Conflict Three. (They'll kill the human race, and if you think they can't, they'll shoot you in the face, that's why the AGs of this world be fearin' Project, Employer, and Prime (And Richard!)) ...Woo, tangentry. I then smash a ukelele into Seeker Group D/the Propaguns. And use Drillgenerigorg on them.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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I don't even bother with slow buildup, and immediately launch an ultra-HV Kinetic Mass Penetrator at a reasonable value of C through the biggest Support, the absurd power of the weapon such that it is either barely slowed down in punching a neat hole, or is stopped. And imparts its entire kinetic energy payload to said Support.
{Edit; using the ship.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
"Anyway, time to try my hand at this."
I Origin Wands up a megaphone.
"Oi! Godmodder! You do realize these purple idiots are trying to steal YOUR position as Big Bad, right? LOOK AT YOU! They left you sitting out here, no nothing to properly attack with, while THEY get GOD MODE TURRETS. You don't like godmoders, if I recall correctly, and here you are, playing ATTACK HOUND to THREE of them! Remember when Binary wrecked your server? How you ACTUALLY STOOD UP FOR YOURSELF and FOUGHT, instead of KNEELING DOWN LIKE SOME SORT OF LACKEY? DO I NEED TO COME OVER THERE AND SLAP SOME SENSE INTO YOU? STAND UP FOR YOUR POSITION AS BIG BAD, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
ID_ES added!
Alright, that passive works.
Alright.
...Okay then.
Alright, here's what you did with your ship that went against the template. You gave your ship an actual health value "25 Health" in addition to an HP stat, you gave your ship three charged special attacks when I had that you could only have one, and then you gave your ship an Ability and Other Ability, which I didn't say ships could have. I said ships could have an HP stat, attack stat, defense stat, passive, and special attack. That's it.
Here's a tip: giving your character an infinite amount of anything generally isn't a good thing. Look at the Red Dragon, I said it had infinite size and Talist godmodded that down to it only being several sizes bigger than GodCraft. (Yeah, only, but you get the picture.) And the Disc of Mojang, which was said to have infinite power, was retroactively given limits after people realized that having a disc with infinite power and a dragon with infinite power, yet the dragon would be more powerful than the disc somehow, was just plain stupid. Even the Godmodder doesn't have infinite power, he just has a lot of power.
Here's another tip: no matter what you do, Godmodder Soul's going to find some way to block your ultimate combo. It's a pretty cool attack and I don't want to see it go to waste, so you should use it on something that won't automatically block it, such as the Seekers or the parts of the Artemissile.
Your special attack should have a charge time (it needs to charge for several turns before it can be used), but other than that, I guess it's alright.
Godmodder Soul stands still for a while and ponders this.
GODMODDER SOUL: Huh. I... I guess you're right.
GODMODDER SOUL: But, like. We ALL needed to have mothers then. Or else we wouldn't even be here.
GODMODDER SOUL: Right?
GODMODDER SOUL: ...Whoa.
I don't know what he's on, and I don't think I want to.
6,000 damage to a Group D Seeker!
4 Group D Seekers killed!
Godmodder Soul's face is completely expressionless. You give up, saying that there's no way to tell. (Assuming you mean emotions and morality and personality and such.)
Ah.
> Nimbleguy: COMBAT OPERANDI => SKYSCRAPER
You expend 6 of all Sacred Items.
You pull out the Conclave Support Beam from your inventory, its surface seemingly absorbing all light around itself. You throw it far away, and the Beam tumbles through the air, slamming upright onto the ground. Dark lightning emanates from the Support Beam, and identical copies of the Beam appear around itself, forming cubic patterns and scaffolding that stretches way up high, up to the top of the chamber! Jet-black window panes materialize around the structures, and light fixtures are placed intermittently around the structure! It flickers with the image of the Conclave, and a malevolent aura surrounds the structure, blasting rays of agony at the Group D Seekers, killing 3!
Project Binary could easily choose to not follow your rules and substitute his own now that he has gained power over the Narrative, but he decides to let Godmodder Soul hear your message.
GODMODDER SOUL: What do I gain by destroying the world? Hmm. A fancy light show? Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
GODMODDER SOUL: But also... Destroying this world will serve as a stepping stone to something greater. Much greater. After I destroy this world, I'll move on to others.
GODMODDER SOUL: I will conquer countless universes, every last one will have heard of my exploits and will fear me! Fear me and RESPECT ME!
GODMODDER SOUL: AND ALSO BUY ME TACOS ALL THE TIME BECAUSE OF THEIR FEAR AND RESPECT!
GODMODDER SOUL: But... What do I gain by saving the world? It goes against all my beliefs, my standards...
GODMODDER SOUL: But... I benefit others? I could have a chance? To do good? That's what everyone was telling me...
GODMODDER SOUL: ...
GODMODDER SOUL: Would it be worth it? No. NO. NO. No one is worth saving, not a living soul. The human race is despicable, corrupt, they make positions of power to satisfy themselves and lord their status over everyone else, bullying everyone, pushing and shoving and jeering.
GODMODDER SOUL: They're just like... They're JUST LIKE...!!
GODMODDER SOUL: ...
GODMODDER SOUL: ...
GODMODDER SOUL:
GODMODDER SOUL: Me.
Whatever you did, it had an effect on Godmodder Soul... His form twitches and spasms abruptly.
Okay.
GODMODDER SOUL: Apologize? APOLOGIZE? Ha! No way!
GODMODDER SOUL: Apologize for what? For making all those people ragequit? I was just doing my job!
GODMODDER SOUL: My job... my job of being despicable... annoying... selfish...
GODMODDER SOUL: My... My.
GODMODDER SOUL:
You realize that if a thousand drones are summoned each turn, in one turn the Sig-God Demolisher will have 1000% defense? Other than that, Sig-God Demolisher added!
2 Group D Seekers killed!
GODMODDER SOUL: ...Godarm? Is that you? Oh boy it is oh boy! It's been so long since I've heard your voice.
GODMODDER SOUL: And Alpha's telling me this too? Oh wow oh wow I don't know how you heard him but I'm willing to put that aside because this is GREAT advice let me tell you.
GODMODDER SOUL: You're such an absolutely trustworthy and respectable figure, Godarm. I don't even care that you spontaneously picked up a weird accent and you don't sound like how you used to at all, because you have PRINCIPLES.
GODMODDER SOUL: Like making sure that everyone's furniture stays in the RIGHT places. I can respect these principles.
GODMODDER SOUL: And that's why I'm voting for you in the 2016 presidential election.
GODMODDER SOUL: What? What do you mean you're not running for- Oh, for Pete's sake...
GODMODDER SOUL: Listen buddy, you're TOO GOOD as a public speaker to NOT be running for President.
GODMODDER SOUL: Everyone knows that's all the President is! A figurehead! For years, YEARS, I've had this theory.
GODMODDER SOUL: This theory that the President is only ever good for making press announcements and such.
GODMODDER SOUL: And that all the real work goes on behind the scenes, with scientists and lab monkeys and reptilian overlords. And now I know that I was right!
GODMODDER SOUL: Because what is Project Binary? A giant robotic SERPENT! A LIZARD! If WE, HUMANS, built a robot, we'd make it look like a human, right, right? So if lizards built Project Binary, of COURSE they'd make it look like a lizard!
GODMODDER SOUL: They're conspiring against us, Godarm. You're right, you're definitely right. Attacking those Propaguns seems like an awful good idea to me...
-15% Allegiance!
4,000 damage to a Group D Seeker!
The Return added! Still Functional sounds alright. Just so you know, your special attack will need to have a warmup period, not a cooldown period!
Remaining Group D Seeker destroyed!
Critted 30,000 damage to the Central Holder!
Dimensional Drift will only work a small percent of the time, and Interuniversal Reinforcements should have a warmup period before it can be used, but other than that, Planet Express Ship added!
Nukes aren't effective in DTG because of the Curse of Repetitivenessâ„¢, not the OP Scale! Nukes are unoriginal and overused, and that's why they barely do anything in DTG if they don't have a lot of flavor text to go with them! Therefore, the attack only deals 2,500 damage to both Beams!
5,000 damage to a Group A Seeker! Another Group A Seeker is killed!
Propagun destroyed!
Minicritted 12,000 damage to a Propagun!
BINARY PRIME: [WE'RE BEH1ND SEVEN PR0X1ES. CHECKMATE.]
BINARY PRIME: [SER10USLY TH0UGH, WE'RE 1NVULNERABLE.]
You can just give your ship other weapons in addition to those... Limiting your ship to only attacking during the EOTB wouldn't work very well!
> Netpatham: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TELESLASH - WHIRLWIND UPROAR
15,000 damage to a Propagun!
Its name is Lancer. Additional 5,000 damage to a Propagun!
10,000 damage to the Power Accelerator! The King of Myth's effect boosts your attack.
> Fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DOWNPOUR - NOAH'S FLOOD
15,000 damage to the Power Accelerator! Project Binary is not governed by Pokemon types, and so Space Octillery doesn't gain a bonus!
Teeny Drone added! Your special needs to have a warmup period before it can be used.
But what part of the Artemissile do you target?
6,000 damage to the Power Accelerator!
Project Binary registers the number under the Known Pokemon Glitches directory.
15,000 damage to the Power Accelerator!
Steel Trap's good as is.
Group E Seeker killed! +5,000 HP to your ship! Looks like it worked!
You play the Jack of Myths and King of Spells on the Tri-Mage Fighter!
Alright.
Yes, you can choose.
Okay.
7,000 damage to the Left Beam!
The Artemissile's parts stay put, but they all take 1,500 damage! The massive attack with your sword destroys a Propagun and deals 8,500 damage to the Power Accelerator!
GODMODDER SOUL: A chance to win... Both sides could offer that...
GODMODDER SOUL: Right?
15,500 damage to a Propagun!
Alright. Its effects will only last for two turns, though, not four.
Group A Seeker destroyed!
12,000 damage to the Power Accelerator!
6,000 damage to a Propagun!
GODMODDER SOUL: Hehehehahaehaf. What makes you think a simple hand hold will persuade me to join your side? One battle won't remove the stigma of you being my mortal enemies! (Or rather, immortal enemies. Huh.)
On what?
Huh. Thanks!
You can repair your ship whenever you want already!
Boosted 7,200 damage to a Propagun! The attack is boosted thanks to the Ace of Knights!
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GUNS AKIMBO - MAXIMALIST
You protect your ship from attack this turn!
Okay.
Runebroken status debuff added!
But what do they hit?
GODMODDER SOUL: Isn't this more like a bonus boss or something? This is a bonus Trial, after all. I never planned for there to be seven.
GODMODDER SOUL: And I'm not wasting anything! I'm spending this time just like how I normally would - fighting all of you! And when that's done, I'll rise up to the Conflict and become a primordial force of chaos, my ascension finally complete!
GODMODDER SOUL: Any guy who's evil can tell you that that's pretty much ultimate power right there.
GODMODDER SOUL: The Incarnate was really my last big spectacle! This whole reborn thing came out of left field for me too, you know. It's not like I asked for any of this!
GODMODDER SOUL: Although... I suppose I did, in a sense.
GODMODDER SOUL: ...
GODMODDER SOUL: You're saying that you'd better have a villain be an actual threat? Good!
GODMODDER SOUL: Because I am one.
GODMODDER SOUL: And one way or another, I'm gonna prove it to you.
> ProofofconcepT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => FAIRY TALE
You pull out a book that details a list of magical incantations, and recite one from random: "Tingle Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah!" Suddenly, Tingle appears, amidst a burst of confetti! He has returned to show the Group E Seekers the true power of the balloon! He floats up to the Seekers and pulls out a needle, popping one like a balloon and dealing 5,000 damage to another! The rest scatter in terror, and Tingle floats away...
+5,000 HP to your ship!
> Netpatham: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CHAOS STRIKE - ABSOLUTION
Remaining Propagun destroyed!
Minicritted 25,500 damage to the Left Beam! +12,000 HP to the Codecharter!
GODMODDER SOUL: I've already got a limitless supply! Although this IS delicious...
+8,000 HP to the Thaumic Beyond!
GODMODDER SOUL: Spotlight-stealing... No... No! No one steals the spotlight from me!
GODMODDER SOUL: Well I mean people do! But no one does it and GETS AWAY WITH IT!
GODMODDER SOUL: AAAAAGH, I guess you're right, and I guess Hank was right, but... but...
GODMODDER SOUL: But... I can't join my sworn enemies... No! AGH! THIS IS TEAR ING MEAP AA#RTTT//!
-5% Allegiance!
4,000 damage to the Left Beam!
FTL removed! It cannot be resummoned! 20,000 damage to the Thaumic Beyond!
+6,000 HP to the Thaumic Beyond!
You end up shooting a massive "PRIORITY" at the top of the ceiling, since it's the top priority!
10,000 damage to the Left Beam!
The ship? Which ship?
GODMODDER SOUL: They're playing me like a board game? MY OTHER LIMBS ARE THE PIECES???
GODMODDER SOUL: No, my brethren appendages! Come back to me! Don't leave me or you'll be sorry... and in a lot of trouble! There'll be a lot of monopoly involved... Wait, crap.
GODMODDER SOUL: Uh, can I get a do-over on that no never mind you're absolutely right.
GODMODDER SOUL: It's horrible beyond description! It's despicable! It NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!
GODMODDER SOUL: ...But how?
GODMODDER SOUL: All of my enemies are ALL OF YOU!
GODMODDER SOUL: But... the tubas... asidfbasfas... they haunt me, they mock me...
GODMODDER SOUL: Overcoming my fears would help... I've made progress, but still, they reign at the precipices of my mind, waiting for the right times to strike...
-5% Allegiance!
I think he just means tubas in general. Your Insanity Tubas can stay, I guess.
+7,500 HP to your ship!
GODMODDER SOUL: Corn syrup? ...Meh. Juicy TENTACLE pastures?? ...Oh come on Godarm! You knew I swore those off years ago!
GODMODDER SOUL: But plot relevance... Ooh, that sounds tempting! Don't I have a lot of that already though? I mean I was important and relevant enough to be resurrected from the dead!
GODMODDER SOUL: Hmm... Well, I guess there's no such thing as too much of a good thing...
GODMODDER SOUL: Is there?
8,000 damage to a Group B Seeker!
You draw the Ace of Gears! You play the Queen of Gears on the Moorblade!
The Brass Knuckles deal 55,000 damage to the Left Beam!
Okay! Your ship's good to go!
Alright then.
GODMODDER SOUL: Eh, the puns aren't that bad.
PROJECT BINARY: Y0U TH1NK S0ME L0WLY PUNS W1LL ST0P ME?
THE EMPLOYER: 1'VE SEEN BETTER. 0R, W0RSE, 1 SUPP0SE.
BINARY PRIME: [THEY ARE T00 BL1ND T0 REC0GN1ZE THE TRUTH.]
GODMODDER SOUL: They would throw me away...? They think I'm weak? Are you... Are you sure about this?
GODMODDER SOUL: You had better be dead serious about this, or I'll call you a traitor too.
9,000 damage to the Left Beam!
...why
7,000 damage to the Central Holder!
Since this is a nullpost, it doesn't count!
The Shipship ships the Torus and the Return together! Their attacks will minicrit next turn! The Disco Deathball begins guarding the TARDIS! The Space Octillery's HP stat is lowered by 1, and its Defense stat is raised by 2! The Omega-Class Destroyer switches out its Nanobot Swarm for Missiles and fires them at the Right Beam, dealing 8,000 damage and dealing 4,000 splash damage to the Left Beam! The Ship of Flesh summons ten more H.U.N.G.R.Y.! They deal 2,000 damage to the Central Holder and swarm around the Twinmobile, protecting it! Conchcruiser Hexahedron causes the Twinmobile's next attack to minicrit! ████ loses 6,000 HP! The Sig-God Demolisher summons 1,000 Shield Drones, Attack Drones, and Decoy Drones! The Tri-Mage Fighter begins protecting the Moorblade 2.1! It then gains +10,000 HP thanks to the King of Spells and +15,000 HP thanks to the Jack of Myths! The Tri-Mage Fighter will gain +5,000 HP per turn every turn thanks to the King of Spells because of this, beginning next turn!
(Talist, I have a question. If a card only has a play effect and the effect is used, is the card immediately discarded or does the user still hold on to the card, it just has no effect?)
Split moves to the Right Beam and focuses a large amount of temporal energy on it, accelerating its period in the timeline to the point where it has sustained a lot of damage, sizzling and emanating smoke! It takes 15,000 damage! The Zombie Pigmen deal 7,000 damage to the Left Beam!
I think about what attack I could potentially use against the Artemissile, but after several minutes of pondering, I realize that I can't think of anything! Has my creativity run completely dry? Is this it? Is this the end of my limitless creative potential? I begin to obsess over whether or not all my creativity is gone and if I'm past my prime and if soon I'll end up failing as a combatant on the field and as an upholder of the Narrative. But then I realize I have pretty much failed at that last bit, and work myself up into an even bigger frenzy! I then notice an Emotion Megaphone in my pocket and turn it on, amplifying my anxiety, stress, and fear to tangible levels and launching them at the Right Beam! It suffers a meltdown and takes 25,000 damage! The Twinmobile fires at the Central Holder, dealing a minicritted 30,000 damage!
Godmodder Soul's Allegiance has swayed considerably... He begins to behave somewhat erratically! (At least, more erratically than he was before.) Yet he is still on the side of the Binaries. Godmodder Soul swoops down on all of you, aiming straight for... aw, what? Come on, you have to attack my ship? Aaand he just gave me the middle finger, okay. I guess I won't interfere with this, but... ehh... Ugh fine. Godmodder Soul cuts through all the H.U.N.G.R.Y. on my ship and tears a gaping hole through it, - ow - dealing 40,000 damage!
Project Binary conjures up Scale Shields for the Left Beam and the Right Beam that must be destroyed before the Beams can be targeted! These Shields can counterattack, and when they're destroyed, they will create large explosions that will deal heavy damage! Still, destroying them looks like a big priority... The two Beams fire simultaneously at TT's Super Ship, creating massive orchid harpoons that tear through the ship and explode, dealing 45,000 damage to it! However, the two Beams' Shields take 5,000 damage each as a consequence! The Central Holder lowers a large game of Minesweeper from the ceiling, placing it below the DUX and forcing it to solve the game! However, the Minesweeper game is randomized every millisecond, with the position of the mines always changing! Therefore, the DUX loses pretty quickly, and all the mines blow up in its metaphorical face, dealing 25,000 damage! The Power Accelerator fires two titanic beams of energy that split away from each other! One destroys all Shield Drones and deals 15,000 damage to the Sig-God Demolisher, and the other deals 18,750 damage to the Torus!
The Employer and Binary Prime create four silver spherical bombs, each with a different color energy surrounding them: maroon, forest green, dark blue, or dark purple. Each of the bombs is thrown to a different ship, lodging themselves inside of the ships and exploding to great effect, causing severe damage! The Uber Pirateship Remains, Omega-Class Destroyer, and ████ all take 25,000 damage! (The Destroyer's Shields are destroyed, and the actual ship takes 5,000 damage.) The remaining bomb actually fails to explode at all, and is rebounded back at the Employer and Binary Prime, detonating harmlessly, thanks to the HAC Tesseract!
The Group A Seekers deal 8,000 damage to the DUX! A Group A Seeker is destroyed by Fear! The Group B Seekers deal 15,000 damage to the HAC Tesseract! The Group C Seekers deal 20,000 damage to the Disco Deathball! The Group E Seekers deal 12,000 damage to the Tri-Mage Fighter!
The Itinerary:
> All: Create your own spaceship to fight with, or buddy up with someone else's!
> All: Destroy the Artemissile's foundations and weaponry!
> All: Destroy Project Binary's army of ships!
> All: Watch out for the Employer and Binary Prime!
> All: Watch out for Godmodder Soul!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VVI. ECLIPSE .VIMoonbase Core:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 80%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 80%.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.DEAD.Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage every turn.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 25/25.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
engie_ninja: [N] HP:25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Split: [N] HP: 250,000/250,000. In the Twinmobile. Weapon Mode: Perfect Split. Seeing Red: I
Zombie Pigmen: [N] Leave in 2 turns.
Uber Pirateship Remains: [ManiacMasteR] Stats: 3/1/2. HP: 102,500/150,000. Housing no one. Attack increases every time 5 entities die. Yar Har Fiddily Dee: III
The Shipship: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] Stats: 3/1/2. HP: 137,500/150,000. Housing no one. Ships 2 spaceships each turn, causing their attacks to minicrit. OT3: III Shipping the Torus and the Return.
The Disco Deathball: [K4yne] Stats: 3/1/2. HP: 80,000/150,000. Housing no one. Tanks all the damage for a particular ship each turn. Currently protecting the TARDIS. Hyperdimensional Electronic Space Ballet: IIII
CLYP Prototype 12: [5l1n6507] Stats: 2/2/2. HP: 75,000/100,000. Housing no one. Has a 25% dodge chance. Glitcher-Upper: IIII
The DUX: [engie_ninja] Stats: 3/1/2. HP: 117,000/150,000. Housing no one. For every other entity named DUX on the field, this ship's attack stat goes up by 1. Bonus Dux: IIII
Space Octillery: [fseftr] Current Stats: 1/3/3. HP: 50,000/50,000. Every other turn, a random stat is lowered by 1 and another is increased by 2. Octazooka: II King of Myths: The ship gains +1 Defense to the first attack against it each turn. When discarded, the ship gains +1 Attack for the entire turn.
Build: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. In the Twinmobile.
Twinmobile: [AG] HP: 260,000/300,000. Piloted by the Duck. Housing Build and Split. The more players inside of it, the more powerful its attacks are. Duck Season: II
Omega-Class Destroyer: [Netpatham] Current Stats: 2/2/2. HP: 95,000/100,000. Housing no one. Can exchange attack and defense modules between itself and send them to other ships. Modules can be destroyed and repaired. Rebuild: IIII Shields: 0/10,000 HP. (x2.) Block one attack each turn. Defensive Spell Array: 12,000/20,000 HP. Summons shield that decays over time. Missiles: 10,000/10,000 HP. Attacks enemies and deals splash damage.
The TARDIS: [pionoplayer] Stats: 1/2/3. HP: 50,000/50,000. Housing no one. Can house an infinite number of players. Energy Obliterator: IIII Currently protected by the Disco Deathball.
The Dragonfly: [TSFHISEPIC] Stats: 2/3/1. HP: 85,000/100,000. Housing no one. Anything that attacks the ship will take low damage. Confusion: II Kerbal Cannon: III
Ship of Flesh: [jondanger23] Stats: 3/2/1. HP: 150,000/150,000. Housing no one. Summons 10 H.U.N.G.R.Y.s per turn. Leech Storm: III H.U.N.G.R.Y.s: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x10.)
The Thaumic Beyond: [crystalcat] Stats: 2/2/2. HP: 44,000/100,000. Housing no one. Can scan enemies each turn, dealing more damage to and taking less damage from them. Only one entity can be scanned at a time. Fighter Deployment: IIII
Conchcruiser Hexahedron: [Nimbleguy] Stats: 2/3/1. HP: 100,000/100,000. Housing no one. Minicrits a random ship's attack each turn. Currently affecting the Twinmobile. Improbability: IIII
The Codecharter: [CobaltShade] Stats: 2/2/2. HP: 77,000/100,000. Housing no one. Has a chance of reflecting attacks back at the attacker. Chance goes down as HP goes down. Unicode String: II
H.A.C. Tesseract: [Amperz4nd] Stats: 1/2/3. HP: 35,000/50,000. Housing no one. Blocks an attack against a random ship each turn and deals damage to the attacker. Godbreaker Cannon: III
TT's Super Ship: [TT2000] Stats: 2/3/1. HP: 55,000/100,000. Housing no one. Anything that attacks the ship will take damage. Flame Cannon: II
The Torus: [Irecreeper] Stats: 2/1/3. HP: 82,250/100,000. Housing no one. Summons 20 Attack Drones and 10 Laser Drones each turn. Hull Repair Drone Cloud: III Attack Drones: 500/500 HP. (x40.) Laser Drones: 750/750. (x20.) Shipped with the Return.
The Moorblade 2.1: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] Stats: 1/4/1. HP: 42,500/50,000. Housing insert_generic_username. Deals more damage the less HP it has. Confusion: II Master Orders: IIII Queen of Gears: The ship's special attack becomes 20% more effective. When discarded, the ship's special attack is charged by 1. Currently protected by the Tri-Mage Fighter.
████: [nulitor] Stats: 3/3/0. HP: 95,000/150,000. The ship loses 6,000 HP per turn. Names of Power: ???
The DreamSail: [Talist] Stats: 2/0/2. HP: 100,000/100,000. Housing no one. A maximum of 6 cards can be drawn into Talist's hand, with one being drawn each post. Each post, 2 cards can be put onto an entity, or two different entities. An entity can have 4 cards on them at any time. There can be a maximum of 10 cards in play at any time. Cards have different effects that can change depending on who they're played on. Royal Flush: IIII Hand:
Ace of Knights.Played on Left Beam.King of Spells.Played on Tri-Mage Fighter.King of Myths.Played on Space Octillery. Jack of Gears.Queen of Gears.Played on Moorblade 2.1.Jack of Myths.Played on Tri-Mage Fighter. Ace of Gears.ID_ES: [mythicZoologist] Stats: 1/3/2. HP: 50,000/50,000. Housing no one. Gains cumulative passive benefits every time it is damaged. Benefits reset upon the destruction of the ship. Dragon Breath Grimoire: IIII
Sig-God Demolisher: [sigmatw] Stats: 2/1/3. HP: 85,000/100,000. Housing no one. Summons 1,000 Shield Drones, Attack Drones, and Decoy Drones per tun. Shield Drones: 5/5 HP. (x0.) Provide defenses. Attack Drones: 2/2 HP. (x1,000.) Provide additional attack. Decoy Drones: 2/2 HP. (x1,000.) Have a chance of intercepting attacks. Godcannon: III
The Return: [PitTheAngel] Stats: 2/2/2. HP: 100,000/100,000. Housing no one. Upon death, the ship will be able to act for another turn before fully dying. Still Here: IIII Shipped with the Torus.
Planet Express Ship: [gutza1] Stats: 2/2/2. HP: 100,000/100,000. Housing no one. Has a 33% dodge chance for the strongest attack against it. Interuniversal Reinforcements: ???
The Teeny Drone: [OverlordXcano] Stats: 1/4/1. HP: 50,000/50,000. Housing no one. Has a 75% dodge chance, but takes extra damage from all attacks. Kamikaze: ???
Tri-Mage Fighter: [ProofofconcepT] Stats: 3/1/2. HP: 85,000/150,000. Housing no one. Links to an entity each turn and takes the damage dealt to it. Upon death of ship, the passive cannot be used for three turns. Currently protecting the Moorblade 2.1. Steel Trap: III King of Spells: Some HP is restored to the ship every turn. When discarded, Talist takes the top three cards in his deck, picks one, and discards the other two. Jack of Myths: No effect.
The Serpentine: [The_Serpent] Stats: 2/3/1. HP: 85,000/100,000. Housing no one. Has 35% chance to deal poison with its attacks. Confusion: II Unagi Maximus: III
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . "Allied" with the Binaries. Allegiance: 75% [01].
PROJECT BINARY: [01 BOSS] In the Artemissile. Preparing defenses.
Artemissile: [01 BOSS]
Left Beam: 108,000/250,000 HP. Can supercharge the Left Turret every other turn. Ace of Knights: Any entity the Beam attacks gains +20% damage next turn. When discarded, the Left and Right Beam take massive damage. Scale Shield: 95,000/100,000 HP. Guarding the Left Beam. When destroyed, release a gigantic explosion. Can counter-attack.
Right Beam: 179,500/250,000 HP. Can supercharge the Right Turret every other turn. Scale Shield: 95,000/100,000 HP. Guarding the Right Beam. When destroyed, release a gigantic explosion. Can counter-attack.
Central Holder: 397,000/500,000 HP. Can supercharge the Artemissile every other turn.
Power Accelerator: 121,000/200,000 HP. Taps into the remnants of Earth's Power Core for devastating attacks.
THE EMPLOYER: [01 BOSS] In the Right Turret. Invulnerable.
BINARY PRIME: [01 BOSS] In the Left Turret. Invulnerable.
The Seekers: [01] Group A: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x3.) Fear: III Runebroken: II Stationed near Left Beam. Group B: 2,000/10,000 HP. (x1.) 10,000/10,000 HP. (x9.) Stationed near Right Beam. Runebroken: II Group C: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) Stationed near Central Holder. Group E: 5,000/10,000 HP. (x1.) 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.) Not stationed to any particular area.
Curses of Anti-Entities, Anti-Charging, and Anti-Alchemies are in effect. If you die, you must take a turn to rebuild your ship. You can attack while doing so, at the cost of less damage. If you die and you have two ships, you cannot repair either of them.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY(TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [5K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII IN USE (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III READY (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III READY (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III READY (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII IN USE (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
24 Hog Slop
23 Elf Tears
15 Pie Filling
21 Weasel Snot
Just realized last turn I did four attacks. Oh well, last one wasn't that good
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"I still think Godmodder Soul's arc is an allegory for the Obama administration. Think about it. The supposed object of hate for Republicans sucks up to the fascist murderbeast Red Dragon(the GOP), who feels irrational loyalty to the Enderdragon(Reagan), a person long since dead. He then takes the reins of an immense war machine(the US military) only to fall back and consolidate into a smaller budget, attempting to pull out of conflicts. However, he soon dies to Tazz(Tazz), but is brought back by the twisted life given to him by the Red Dragon(his second term.) However, this is met with some outcry from the AGs(the increasingly dispossessed and disillusioned middle class) to little effect, and he soon joins up with the Employer(Federal Contractors), Binary Prime(Bipartisanship), and Project Binary(Youtube personalities)."...Okay I'm pretty sure some of that isn't really a good allegory for the Obama administration. Oh well. Using this, I turn Seeker Group into Republicans, making them incredibly angry at Godmodder Soul due to his being Obama.
"OY GODMODDER, THOSE SEEKERS THERE ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR POPCORN MACHINE PRIVILEGES, YOU'LL NEVER GET TO HAVE POPCORN AGAIN IF YOU DON'T STOP THEM! THEY ALSO HATE TACOS!"
...Who ever said the Godmodder can't join us? I mean there's the Vord, Scratch, the majority of the Glitch... Honestly there's precedent. Not that I'm going to tell him that to his face.
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I input a long series of characters with the Unicoders, programming a series of events into reality with the Unicoders. The Codecharter begins to fire an array of Unicode characters that decomposes into its constituent char elements. These characters begin to fire themselves at the Central Holder, destroying it completely!
I use my ship to hail the power accelerator but it is hailed without conviction nor faith nor mind and so it can not have a good effect.
Wait, where's my ship? I haven't been here all this time... this place is losing its inertia on me and I haven't started making art
for the spinoffyet!Anyways, if my ship is gone, I don a simple jetpack and space helmet and start firing a laser machine gun at one of the Turrets to weaken Binary's offense for my allies.
If not, I swoop over one of the turrets and rain hate on it with the Umbra's belly cannon.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
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Last turn's finished, bright and early!
I keep on protecting Tazz's ship
Also, tell me when you want me to discard the card I have, Talist when you want to use it's perk.
I... Discard the jack of myths if it's not automatically discarded
I'm dead serious... As dead as you... Sorry, I had to do that.
Did you hear what binary prime said? "THEY ARE T00 BL1ND T0 RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH". Does that prove that these guy's (Or at least prime) arn't team players? Heck, I might even suggest the Employer, and Project Binary to watch their backs.
Plus, they don't really care what you're doing, they pretty much just let you do what you want. DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIGHT YOU HAD WITH THE RED DRAGON? WHEN I TOLD YOU WOULD LOSE WITHOUT STRATEGIZING TOGETHER!?! Ahem... And then you lost? Perhaps you SHOULD join the team that ACTUALLY IS A TEAM!!! AND NO I DID NOT BETRAY YOU, I ATTACKED BUILD MOST OF THE TIME... Sorry build, but...
So, Godmodder, do you really care about them when they let you float around? Truthfully, if I was them, I would give you the best weapons to destroy us, but they are like "0H N0, Let's just make h1m a meatshield, that sounds l1ke a g00d idea, let's just make h1m tank all the damage, yell1ng, and anyth1ng else, wh1le we s1t 1n 0ur seats and watch the sh0w". BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE TO THEM, A SHOW, IF THEY CARED ABOUT YOU THEY WOULD AT LEAST GIVE YOU A SHIP LIKE WE HAVE, BUT NO, THEY DON'T EVEN CARE ENOUGH TO DO THAT!
Therefore, why not join us? At least we will treat you better than them... Unless of course, you want to be demoted to generic boss/meatshield status by them... If you havn't already...
Alright, you guy's asked for it...
ME: Well let me introduce you to my real estate agent, Cali, although I should warn you, she brings around a female deer as a body guard...
ME: So, how is my new house doing!
Cali: Well while we were looking through it, our workers destroyed some fragile things of yours, so we're going to list it and try to sell it. If you don't agree with this you will hear from my lawyer Alison
ME: Super Cali! Fragile? List it!?!
Deer: Expect Ali
ME: Doe, Shush
OH, I guess I have been healing the ship wrong! There's a feed port right here! I start sticking everything in it, My chair, My hat, My Credit Card... Hmm, still not working... AH I know, My neighbor's cat
I stop by my neighbors house, and park my ship right on his front yard...
"HEY I NEED YOU'RE CAT"
Neighbor: Well, than you are going to have to go... ON A QUEST
ME: DANG IT! This guy always makes me go on a quest
To be continued...
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"ProofofconcepT! You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...a herring!"
Dramatic music plays
I cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring. After falling in a portal, it exits another 100 feet above the Artemissile. It lands on the central holder.
Satoru Iwata, director of Nintendo died yesterday from stomach cancer at age 55. To honor the man, I put the central holder between him and Reggie during the Mii Fighters commercial. After the commercial, I put the central holder back in the Artemissile.
Rest in peace, Satoru Iwata. May you be remembered fondly by the Video Gamers of today and those to come.
I drop a giant gravestone on the Artemissile. It hits a random component that is still functional.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I swap out the missiles for a nanobot module and, you guessed it, repair the two broken shield modules.
All right, you say weapons can happen?
Then I deploy the Gatling Missile Storm Guns.
They launch homing swarms of Magic Missiles with each shot, and shoot five times per second.
And I just fired them at the Seeker Swarms (prioritizing E and D).
I then repeat my earlier message to the Godmodder.
"I'm pretty sure Alpha is over there agreeing with me! Right?"
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I continue my brutal anti-left-beam rampage. This time, I hire a company of right-handed people. They're right-handed because their left arms were chopped off, and they want everyone else in the world to have the same condition as they do! This means they have to chop off everything with the word "left" on it, obviously. I cleverly drink an invisibility potion that somehow affects only my left arm, so they sympathize with me!
The "company" they're a part of has lots of resources to draw on, such as bulldozers, crowbars, meteors, my ship(which they involve in the attack), nightmare fuel, quests of doom, and jet fuel. They use them all.
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I check how much enemies have died. So, I'm counting the groups as one by the way, if I'm correct... 2 more things have to die for my passive to take effect.
I press a button that says AUTO-PIRATE. Everyone groans in response, but the groans are magnified by the ship and launched at the RIGHT BEAM.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Act 1!
Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 4/9
I wait out Confusion some more by shooting some healing beams into the Tri-Mage Fighter. Thanks again, Proof.
Hrm, to hold onto the Queen of Gears for a more powerful use, or a discard of it to quickly get extra charge on my Ship? Talist may get the Court of Gears shortly, so I'll hold onto it for now.
I pull out an Orange Mushroom Cap, a cup of Green Slime, and a Stump. I make a hole in the stump with an axe (leaving it in there), pour the Green Slime into the hole, and place the Mushroom Cap on the Stump. The whole thing shudders, and suddenly a blinding light blasts out, covering my next move. When it dies down, a legion of unfamiliar entities are now in the room and staring at the Artemissile, specifically the Left Beam (OR the Scale Shield, I guess).
In short order, the Left Beam is sworded, axed, clubbed, speared, burned, poisoned, zapped, frozen, blasted with the power of light, bow'd, crossbow'd, cut by throwing stars, bombed by a bomb empowered by money, daggered, cannoned, punched, and shot before reactions could properly be made. Then, the Left Beam is sworded with light, burned more, shot with tornado arrows, get more throwing stars in the face, and have SHARKS made of LIGHTNING thrown into it for good measure. Everything is worse with lightning sharks, so this last bit distracts them while another group executes the power of a Freezing Polearm, a Magical Dragon, Magical Dual Bowguns, Lethal Cards, Light and Darkness combined, and the power of a Fox God that is in no way actually related to Wilson. Then, a fiery burning blade and some magical girl stuff slam into the Left Beam in joint unison, followed more joint unison, as the Left Beam is immediately Fan'd and Katana'd, and then slashed with the power of time a lot, both by pairs. Finally, a completely unknown and random ship decides to crash-land straight into the Left Beam, exploding violently, right before a Bear...Farts on it. With fire. Fiery farts, yes.
The Left Beam then explodes, and it is so totally not because I used that as a distraction to place a massive bomb. It is in no way that, and there is no proof to the contrary, as I was instead standing in my ship, charging up a hilariously over-sized beam of Oblivion Energy via the Crimson Minienders, which I then fire as the mysterious legion vanishes into thin air. The beam collides with the Left Beam, chowing through it with the power of absolute destruction. The bomb was instead almost definitely placed by Golden Freddy.
"ARE YOU FREDDY FOR GOLDEN READY?"
See? Totally innocent. This causes the Left Beam to suddenly explode, because this shocking revelation that I really didn't have anything to do with it is too much to bear, even for an object who's sapience is debatable!
...I don the Irish Accent again and continue my Sockpuppeting via Godarm to the Godmodder. "Mr. Godmodder, you do realize 'dat, in helpin' 'de Binaries destroy existence, you're destroyin' POPCORN as well?! You do realize that it means destroyin' the whole Elemental Plane 'o' Popcorn, right?! Mr. Godmodder, you love popcorn, certainly 'dis ain't what ya' want, to be stuck suckin' up to 'de three spotlight-stealing serpents who kept taking all 'dat juicy PLOT RELEVANCE right outta' yer' pocket, thinkin' 'dey're gonna be interested in sharin' 'deir juicy PLOT RELEVANCE 'dey STOLE FROM YOU, while helpin' 'dem make 'dem 'ooooorrible Personality Factories everywhere, creatin' a whole Air Force made 'o' Tubas, and blowin' up the Elemental Plane 'o' Popcorn, while 'dey play a load 'o' Board Games with 'yer limbs?"
"Ye' gotta fight, Mr. Godmodder, ye' gotta get MAD, YE' GOTTA GET SO MAD YOU GROW A NEW PAIR 'O' LEGS AND KICK 'DEM BINARIES OUTTA EXISTENCE! 'DEY'VE STOLEN FROM YOU, GODMODDER, AND IF YE WANNA HAVE SOME PLOT RELEVANCE ANYTIME SOON, DEY'VE STOLEN FROM YE FER 'DE LAST TIME!!! BLOW 'EM UP, WITH TOOTSIE ROLL C4 AND MILLENIUM FALCON JAZZ CANNONS!"
> The_Serpent: Unagi Maximus.
The giant sea serpent leaps out of some random water that just appeared and savages the Central Holder, poisoning it and doing a lot of damage. I then destroy my ship so that I can build a new, fancier one. Heh.
New ship coming soon to a theater near you.
Oh no