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I give a speech, and try again with my Ultimate Kirby Weapon Combo:

"Well, you are very powerful. Indeed, this is Godlike Power I feel, and I have plenty of experience with such. But power in this universe means nothing. Do you not understand? I stop beings like you as a hobby. As in, something I do for fun in my spare time. I am no god, but I'll still teach you the truth of your minuscule existences. For the Omega of the worlds come at their own time, at their own pace, without outside interference. Do you not realize how you have royally screwed up? You have left your seat of Power, Binary, Binary Prime, and Employer. You are in our world now.

Now, time to drop the hammer. You know this fight between the Narrative and the Conflict, as you call it? That does not exist. The Narrative gets what it wants: when it wishes for a sad ending, we get Mother 3, with help from you. When it wishes for a happy ending, it gets it, despite any attempt you make. This time, the Narrative is against you, and thus you will lose. Consider me the enforcer when things stray too far from their intended path. Now, let me show you the power of imagination."

"This is the power you put yourself in striking distance of. I was going to use it just on Richard, but two for the price of one deals are always welcome.

But enough expository banter! Now? We fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! For me, it is MORPHING TIME!"

I ingest a rainbow colored seed, and unleash a powerful suction that brings the Power Accelerator and two propaguns out of the Project Binary's missile form.
As they are forcibly drawn forward by air, I prepare my weapon.
"And Binaries, since I know you all are listening. For the last time..."
(I slash once for every word)
"YOU! ARE! NO! GOD! You will lose this fight because you do not have the Narrative on your side! I will not let you terrorize this world any longer. LET ME SHOW YOU THE DIFFERENCE IN POWER BETWEEN US!!! This! Is! OVER!"

My weapon grows to massive size, then still larger. It gets to the point where the ceiling would be damaged if it went any higher, then keeps growing, without damaging the environment or ceiling in any way. It grows until The Incarnate would have to use two hands to wield it, then grows to a size where it can be seen from a galaxy far far away. Finally, the sword swings down, creating Sonic Booms in its wake. Everyone is deafened, but if they could hear me, they would hear a raging yell that shook the ground.

The sword cuts straight through my targets and only my targets with a force that could make Saxton Hale worried I could break into his secret vault.
(To understand this joke, look at the new comic for the update for TF2)

"Richard, the Binaries are going to lose this fight. Do you want a chance to win once in your life? Because here's your chance to do so."

I, still outside of my ship, (stats in last turn) take my sword, now normal size again with the attack done, and get between Richard and the Missile Form of Project Binary.

I look back at Richard and say, "Richard, now's your chance to be a hero. Do you take it?"

Are those enough edits to make this work, or is this going to turn into a Hellkite dragon scenario? This is going to be repeated until I get a worthwhile counter, or it actually works. I respect you, Twin, but I put time and effort into these attacks, and I will keep them alive.

ACT 1 - CONFLAGRATION

I stand in the Ultracircle, activating Cipher's Call, allowing indigo flame to be drawn out of it as I pull out the Staff of the Mind Demon. Blue flames swirl around me as the four Ea Mechanisms spaced equally around the Circle generate more magic and feed it into my increasing indigo inferno, the Thaumonomitrons casting stabilizing spells, assisting with my own forming magic, and watching for problems. An image of a Propagun forms in the flames before me, slowly solidifying into a portal in front of the ship aimed directly at a Propagun. I point the staff into the portal as the indigo flames around me rush into the portal, firing out in a compressed bolt of blue fire towards my Propagun target.

I set the Glitcher-upper as my special, then.

I fire the ship's laser beams at the Group A Seekers.

I have Space Octillery use Soak on the power accelerator, then call in a lightning strike on it using Gib Eclipse.

I pull out Lil' Cal, and curse the Group D Seekers. I then take out the Pumpkinsucker, and smash up the Group D Seekers with it before unloading the Crimson Minienders into them.

I use fusion skill: Armageddon on a propagun. Summoning both Satan and Lucifer, I fire a giant star into the propagun. I slump a little, having used up all of my SP in one massive attack.

I hold my hand out to Richard.

"Let's bury the hatchet to stop our own destruction. We can do this. Together!"

I take out my special guitar once again.

"Time to see what the heck these do."

Battle Technique: Power Chord!

I figure out that though only my Minecraft character died and not me, all of my skills are only possessed by my minecraft character, and thus I should not even bother showing up because I will have no way to fight.

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I use fusion skill: Armageddon on a propagun.

I hold my hand out to Richard.

"Let's bury the hatchet to stop our own destruction. We can do this. Together!"

I'd just like to point out you're Level 3 on the Echeladder, you have 2 Battle Techniques you can use right now, which are ARTISTRY and POWER CHORD, meaning you can use those at any time like how you suggest Armageddon works.

Wait, Twinbuilder I have a letter for you.

Dear Twinbuilder,

In my research and looking into the conflict that has engulfed. I have decided to do you a favor since you did me a favor in saving Minecraftia.

Soon a suit will be sent that will times your powers by 10Xs and will give you well lets just say that it will be powerful.

It will come when you most need it.

Sincerely

SigmaModder

Anyway, I decide to help by directing the actions of the drones increasing the damage and resistance of the drones by 10%

The Disco Deathball flies up to the TARDIS. "To die or not die, that is the question. And the answer is: Not today!" The Disco Deathball protects the TARDIS this turn.

I try to use a highly prototypical device on my ship, which should allow me to repair it using the No Joke. It shouldn't give me charges though, and there is a chance of failure. Though in case it works, i will be able to use it once a turn to repair my ship a little.

The Disco Deathball reveals a cannon similar to the Disconator's Wave Beam Cannon back when it was still alive kicking Nanobots. *sniff* I miss you Disconator! Anyway, it fires at the Propaguns.

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No Joke
UBER: 3 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

I use Battle Technique MAXIMALIST to shoot down any attacks aimed at The DUX. This somehow counts as a shield.

The DUX itself opens fire on Seeker group D, although considering it doesn't have any clones around to help bolster the weaponry, that doesn't do much. Additionally, The DUX hides behind me in an attempt to help charge Bonus DUX unhindered.

((Twin, would it be okay for me to change the buff to last only one round on the two targeted people, so that the two people with runic shielding changes every round?))

Eric takes his sword and begins twirling it.

He spins it around and around in a circle in front of him, leaving an afterimage that grows brighter and brighter each time the sword passes through it until it is glowing too bright to look at.

And then an image appears.

It is an image of a massive beast.

A destroyer. A devourer.

A consumer of souls.

The great beast rampages across the land until one day, a hero comes to confront it.

a hero that had lost everything, his family, his home. Unable to save anyone, he settled for avenging everyone.

And so the great beast fell.

Felldevourerofsouls'DestroyerofhopeIcallonthydarkname

Suddenly, the image clouds with black smoke, and the great beast leaps from it, billowing outwards throughout the room, charging straight at the forces of Binary.

It crashes through them, only an illusion, and shatters into black mist when it hits the wall, but it has taken something with it.

A dark glow hangs around the forces of Binary, every round, two enemies (one group of seekers counts as an enemy) will be inflicted with runebroken for one round. If targeted by one of the two people in possession of eric's runic shielding, the attack automatically has a x2 multiplier added onto it, regardless of whether it critted or not. (this requires people to pay attention to the update, and target one of the two targets if they have a round with the buff.)

Just so you know, all the runic buffs/debuffs will change owner at the end of the EotB, in case that wasn't already the case.

Hank and Deimos continue firing out of the TARDIS, and some of the magi within are able to supply additional fire power.

Hank shouts up at the godmodder.

Hey! You!

Godmodder!

If you're even still worthy of being the same person.

Yeah, that's right.

I'm calling you out.

You've fallen. Fallen hard.

Look at you!

You were Villain #1!

As much as we hate you and what you stand for, you were a villain with class.

You stood at the top of the trash heap, lord of all you surveyed, albeit with a few rebellious peasants.

And now here you are, a peon.

First you were upstaged by Scratch and the Employer's tricks.

Then by Binary.

Then by a bunch of bugs.

And then by Scratch and the Employer again.

And NOW by BINARY and the employer.

Not only have you been upstaged once more, but you're completely content to let it happen.

To fade into the background.

These guys spent over a year fighting you.

They wasted every shot, I wasted every shot.

And all along we thought you were a worthy foe.

And here you are, playing the pawn.

You imbued yourself with a universe consuming entity and you still weren't even good enough to be the final boss.

He spits.

Pathetic.

Absolutely pathetic!

You got a second lease on life, and now you're wasting it.

You didn't even fight back.

They just showed up and you bent your knee.

I seem to recall you kicking Project Binary out of the server last time he showed up.

What happened between then and now?

Oh right, you let the Employer's lackey upstage you again.

And after all your rants about being done with that crap, here comes the very one responsible for close to half of those instances, and you just bow out!

You just back off and say,'Sure you can have it.'

'I never wanted to be significant anyways.'

Well fine.

We'll just fix things ourselves.

And if we have to get through you on our way to it?

Well all the better.

If we're going to have a villain, they'd better be an actual threat.

He turns away.

I'd wish you good luck but with nerves like yours even luck won't help you.

I use battle technique 'Fairy Tale' on Team E

I continue to kick the control panel, That giant blinking red light means that I'm fixing the ship... right?

"Omega. Hank is right. You're not even the endgame boss anymore! Come ON!"

Anyway, Chaos Strike l10 the Propaguns or whatever my previous attack was aimed at.

Then shoot it with missiles.

I also deploy a bunch of High Energy Pellet Guns, and the High Energy Pellets blow up as they impact the same target.

The Codecharter begins to fire its combining character guns rapidly, synthesizing a giant combat knife that repeatedly stabs the Left Beam. The combat knife begins to grow longer with each stab, the Unicode characters not coming from the Codecharter but instead from the Left Beam itself, until it is fully capable of piercing the entire Left Beam and then some more. The combat knife slowly becomes more like a sword. The pure code of the Left Beam is slowly sapped as the stabbing continues, until the Left Beam's code is almost entirely sapped. At this point, the giant sword switches to clean slices, severing the Left Beam with a blade of U+200C ZERO WIDTH NON-JOINERs.

After that, the sword becomes a Rubik's cube, specifically a Gans 356, and locks onto the Left Beam. It begins to rapidly solve and scramble the Left Beam like a Rubik's cube, as if the Left Beam were affected by SCP-1200-29. Small Unicode characters drop out of the Left Beam, the remaining code being broken in, but not optimized. Instead of being optimized, the Left Beam's code is getting glitchier, as losing important parts of code is clearly not a good thing. The Codecharter pulls these Unicode characters toward itself, absorbing them and healing itself.

Then, the Gans 356 turns into a giant monitor, with cracks covering half the screen and at least fifteen dead pixels scattered all around. The monitor begins to glow brighter and brighter until the monitor begins to tremble. It shakes so hard it begins slamming into the Left Beam, sapping Unicode characters out of its code. Finally, the monitor dissolves into its constituent characters, which are absorbed by the Codecharter, healing it. Just in case, I also heal the Codecharter with Seventh Sin.

I give the Godmodder a cookie. " There's more from where that came... If you join us.

The ID_ES fires diamond shards at the Propaguns.

[MZ]: I think I see something in there, but can I really reach it?

I resort to such a simple attack because I'm still busy trying to decide that even if I can meddle with the heartscape that directly, should I?

[MZ]: I don't suppose any of you have a particular affinity for matters of the Heart?

[MZ]: Or at least the Mind?

No shame in asking for help, at least...

ACT 2 - MESSAGE

I return to the Pilot's Hub, sitting down in the chair and mentally directing the ship's Thaumic Construct to cast a slew of repair spells, while I myself send a little message to Godmodder Soul.

"You know, everyone else is right. Pretty much every event in this game that's upstaged you has been the direct or indirect result of one of these yahoos or their lackeys pulling the spotlight from you. And now, you've decided to join them. They've taken the Psi-Godmoddership from you, they've taken the spotlight in the form of the Arrival, the Homestuck Invasion, Scratch's Manor, and now they're stealing your position as the final boss. And, of all things, you're sitting down and letting them do it. Not even that, you've actively joined them. What are you expecting them to do, give you some reward for helping them? Or are you just joining them so you can pick up the scraps of relevance they throw down to you at the bottom? Join us and help us beat them once and for all! All of their upstaging of you certainly merits it! You are the focus of this game, the reason everyone came in the first place! Don't throw all that away to pander to a few spotlight-stealing snakes!"

The shipship fires a barrage of hearts at the left beam!

ACT 3 - RETREAT

I command the Full Thaumic Launcher to retreat into the Thaumic Beyond's hangar bay, taking it off the field for now. If the Thaumic Beyond gets irreparably damaged or destroyed, the FTL can probably be resummoned and serve as a type of 'second wind'. In the meantime, I'm rethinking having a second ship. (One could argue that I'm within my rights to go back, since you implemented the new gameplay feature after I summoned both- I didn't know the consequences. But, eh, if this doesn't work, whatever. It's a game. (If I do remove the FTL, all damage inflicted on it should by rights be mirrored to the Thaumic Beyond, either adapted to that ship's Defense score or outright doubled for a good 'price'. Can't just remove that damage, after all.))

Another set of repair spells is cast on the Thaumic Beyond.