The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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TURN 2/3
I admire the damage I did to the eye, before pulling out the Rod of Phyrexia and lighting it up with black flame. The flame roars into a long cylinder of compressed black fire, looking almost like a lightsaber. I tap the powers of black mana and cast Corrupt on the fire, the blade taking on a further inky-dark sheen. I stab through the same Eye I attacked before, a creeping corruption spreading from where the blade touched and eating into the Eye as well. (Note: Pure damage, no status effects intended)
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I build a house on top of the Incarnate's combed hair, complete with tall towers, balconies, grand entrance halls, and a storage room. But then it turns out to be made out of dynamite. "Captain! He's built himself a house of dynamite!". Then I detonate the bomb house.
Edit- Aww... its the Deck. Oh, the good memories. I add the Queen of Diamonds. What it does is dispell any debuffs from one ally (including zombie unhealing-ness) and then heals for 5,000. Edit- I mean the debuff zombies give, not zombieness all together. That's the great thing about complicated entities. You can tailor them to suit your specific needs.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! Anyone who is injured and about to die can pick up something like a Potion of Zeus or Nectar Cake.
Total wealth = 545$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of Zeus x1 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x1 (lvl 1, more ores. Mine all the valuable minerals out of the Incarnate!)
Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether. Great for the Red Dragon.)
Potion of IMAAGGGGGINNNNNATTTIOOONNNNN x1 (lvl 2, Great! Now all you need is a box, Squidward!)
Splash extended Potion of Flares x1 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts) ERROR! USE OF THESE IS DANGEROUS!
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
Wilson follows Blue down the hallway, but as they pass the door labeled "Engine Room", he puts his ear up against the door to see if he can hear anything coming from inside. He doesn't spend long there before hurrying to catch up with Blue. He skids to a stop by the "Miscellaneous Storage" door and watches Blue unlock it. Even though he waited outside, he still leaned and looked around the corner at all the boxes and tried to count them all. However, Blue returned before he could finish.
Thank you. Although if I may ask, digital alchemiter? How does that work? Is it just like a simulation of one?
Then, he turned his attention to the canteen and giggled a little bit. It was hard to explain why, but something about that flask struck him as funny. Not the canteen itself, but the reason why it was there. It would have to boil down to that amnesia was literally so common of a story structure trope that people already had items specifically to counter it. To him, the fact that Blue could point to anything specifically and say "this is for amnesia" seemed just as funny as a doctor prescribing a pill to cure death. Ah yes, take two of these twice a day for two weeks and soon you'll be living again.
Mindscape? What exactly do you mean by that? I don't think I've heard that term before. But, thank you nonetheless.
He was about to put the canteen into his enderpouch, but looked down into the pouch, somewhat annoyed. Then he reaches in to get something out.
I was wondering when I'd need this...
From his enderpouch, he takes out, another enderpouch, puts the canteen in that and puts the second pouch back in the first one.
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TURN 3/3
I use Luminescence Lv. 10 on myself, hopefully getting back to full health.
I also add another card to the Deck: The 2 of Diamonds. Upon this being drawn, it summons a massive amount of coins, loads them into a Coin Gun, and fires them at a random enemy for damage determined by the amount of coins conjured. (Generate a random number between 250 and 750, multiply by 25 to get the damage. Can either be really low or really high, but averages out to around 12,000 damage. Move the random number generation bounds up or down as needed.)
I start riffling through the Deck, hoping to draw the Queen of Spades. If I don't, I wander off and nom on Generic. A lot of Generic.
==2 Hours Later==
Nom.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $388 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I use the shockwave laser cannon on the majestic beard.
-HMAS Ship-
The engine room is rather quiet, with nothing more than a light humming and slight vibrations coming through the door.
No, it's a real alchemiter, just with less headache. Scan materials with it, and you can make alchemies with them as you would normally. If you're asking how it works, the science and/or magic is beyond me.
Blue waits for Wilson's second set of questions.
Mindscape. Dreamscape. They're the same thing, as far as I know. Mindscapes might be a bit less subconscious, but I'm no expert on the matter.
Blue closes the door, and a slightly louder click signals it automatically locking. She then starts walking back towards the main room, pausing at the Food Storage door.
You want anything? I'm sure I have something that you can have.
And so, the motorboat slowly pulls into the dock that we built from our own bodies...
Everyone around is quivering with hype as it stops, the light still too bright to make out anything. Many of the people there are driven to blindness purely because of how bright and pure the light is.
Finally, the light, despite being as intense as our hope(that is, quite intense), somehow gets much more intense, just for a second...and goes out.
The cocoon inside has hatched. And, without the light, we can make out the symbol on the ship...
A shotgun.
"GOANNA BOT INFINITY EDITION,
READY FOR ACTION."
I watch in awe as THE DESTRUCTION begins!
He starts with the SCARRED METAL!
I use a super shotgun
Goannabot pulls out THE BEST SHOTGUN IN THE UNIVERSE! It's somehow MORE powerful than the Deudly Magnum! He fires it at the Head of the Incarnate! Multiple times! Bit obviously, that wouldn't be enough! He pulls out all 6 of the shotguns in the picture above, but it turns out those shotguns weren't to scale-they are actually 10^10000000 times bigger than a normal shotgun! They also wear capes, making them literal SUPER SHOTGUNS! Goanna uses them as giant indestructible clubs to smash the scar! Not only that, but he digs the Shotgun deep into the Incarnate's flesh/metal, and uses his mighty GOANNA STRENGTH to YANK! When he's finished, the Incarnate has SIX fresh new scars, all significantly longer than the original!
He switches the target of his assault to the RIGHT EYE!
I SUMMON THE GLITCH TO DESTORY THE WORLD!!! MAAHAHAHHAHA!
The right eye suddenly starts spazzing out! The godmodder realizes that a GLITCH has taken hold of it! The glitch shoots over 10,000,000 different primary colors into the eye, outside of the normal light spectrum and on the new GLITCH SPECTRUM, a spectrum of light and color that normal human minds cannot comprehend, and is ESPECIALLY offensive to control-freak godmodder minds! Panicking, the godmodder attempts to use the remains of his arms to STAB HIS OWN EYE OUT! He knows it hurts! A lot! Suddenly, the godmodder realizes that THE GLITCH IS SPREADING OUTWARDS SLOWLY! Not only is it shooting off more colors, but soon, it'll spread to his LEFT EYE, doubling the pain! The godmodder desperately attempts to make the Right Eye self-destruct or do... SOMETHING!
Luckily, the Glitch eventually glitches itself away, but not without first harming the godmodder immensely!
Goannabot switches his target to the LEFT EYE!
I get the marine from doom
to use his BFG
marine health 100/100
Suddenly, a random marine runs up, barely noticeable among the chaos! The godmodder is still reeling from the last attack, temporarily blind in his right eye! However, the marine runs up to and approaches the left eye, and shoots the above guns! As it turns out, they're actually 10,000 times more powerful than they look! Because that STILL isn't powerful enough, the Marine's guns are actually enchanted with SUPREME CHEESINESS, which covers the godmodder's left eye in ordinary, normal, hair-lotion flavored cheese! The godmodder breaths a sigh of relief, as he's immune to non-uber guns and this is-wait, HAIR LOTION FLAVORED!?
The godmodder's eyes begin to BURN LIKE THE SUN! The godmodder's left eye begins to tear up, and before long, he is CRYING in front of the entire assembled group of players, who all point at him and laugh! The godmodder's humiliation builds, as the marine slices billions of onions very close to the Left Eye, shoves random giant specks of dirt in the eye, and dumps water on it... SUPER CHLORINE SWIMMING POOL WATER, that is!
Goannabot switches his target of attack to the COMBED HAIR!
hmmmm... errrr.. I KNOW!
The godmodder's combed hair is beautiful, as we all know. We also know that if the hair had eyes, it would be eyeing that gun nervously... especially when it floats out of goannabots hands into the air... closer to the combed hair... CLOSER...
Finally, the gun(which has grown giant) uses it's weird tentacle laser thing to stretch out and MESS THE INCARNATE'S HAIR UP! When he's done, the hair is REALLY ugly... but that's not the last of it! The gun ALSO uses its laser/bullet to carve a section of the godmodder's hair off, giving the combed hair a BALD SPOT! Panicking, the godmodder attempts a sloppy-comb over, but the only thing around to use as a comb is a jagged piece of land! The Incarnate shrugs and grabs it anyway! Bad decision! When the Incarnate turns the land upside down, it turns out that there was an abandoned mineshaft in it-HUNDREDS of Cave Spiders pour out of it and burrow into the Incarnate's hair! They'll breed in there, and act as what is essentially lice! Since the Incarnate now has non-removable lice, he is shunned by his family and friends, and even worse, banned from most restaurants! Oh, and those cave spiders bite him! A LOT!
Goannabot aims his next attack at the Majestic Beard...
what does a godmodder look like?
The Beard was prepared for an ATTACK, not a QUESTION! It scrambles to answer, about to use the obvious solution; Richard! But then it realizes that the question wasn't "What does the godmodder look like", it's "What does A godmodder look like?". It realizes that it CAN'T describe what godmodders look like, since it can't adequately define the term! For some reason, the Beard thinks the way to fix this is to head straight to philosophy school! But, since it's a Beard and not a human, it's thrown out of every school it attends! The Beard's self-esteem is continuously more damaged, as it looks up on the Internet to find a way to answer the question, and every single message board has 1,000,000 copies of the same thread:
"LOL beards suck especially the Incarnate's Beard"
Each thread has anywhere from 10,000 to 1,000,000,000 posters, all expressing agreement! It reads through every single one in an attempt to find an answer from the question, but ultimately, it is unable to answer the question AND suffers more self-esteem damage!
Finally, the Combed Beard ends up questioning it's existence... what's the point of having such power, if it can't answer ONE SIMPLE QUESTION?
But then it realizes it does have 1 useful ability; IT CAN GODMOD ATTACKS! Yes, that's it! The Beard will just godmod this attack! It'll... uh... it'll have been wearing earplugs in the past! Yeah yeah, that's perfect!
Goannabot's response:
does nothing!
And the Beard's life collapses around it. His pure emotional pain spreads to all other parts of the face as a result of his complete loss of control, and it is rendered incapable of moving as Goannabot walks up and finishes the job by applying REAL pain to the Beard's Beard area! The Incarnate, and, by extension, The Godmodder, suffer from the complete and indisputable conquering of all their defenses! The only hope now is that Goannabot has nothing left to use...
But no! Goannabot has one final attack in store, aimed at ALL parts of the Head!
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Almost immediately, these happen:
Ugh this is such bad gameplay
WILSON!
Charging perfectly timed charge
1/10000000
*random quest or quest reference*
blah blah blah Roleplay blah blah blah
BOOOOOOMMMM!!!
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DESTROY THE GODMODDER!
In this game, you have to destroy a godmodder! Use any attacks you want. I will manage the thread.
Godmodder: HP: 100/100
Tips:
1. Don't expect your attacks to actually work.
2. You can help the godmodder, but he will betray you.
3. You can beat the godmodder, but you have to use attacks that can't be godmodded.
4. If an attack works, it will usually do little damage, and the godmodder will do something so it doesn't work a second time.
5: You can use "charged" units, and they will help in the battle. The longer you charge them, the more powerful and effective they will be. 1-post summons of an entity generally are turned to the godmodder's own team instantly, but there are exceptions.
6: If you charge a summon, don't say "I'm going to charge it for 150 posts" and then move the progress by 10 per post by you. Because then it will only be a 15 post charge! If you want an entity with 150 posts worth of power, build it for 150 post!
7: You can use multiple attacks per post, but the more you use, the less effective each one will be.
The Incarnate looks around... is this... is this really... no... how could this... THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE... The pure REALIZATION outright SHATTERS the Incarnate's brain!
We look at the sleeping Incarnate, the last attack having been a simple sleepy attack that sent the Incarnate to sleep! The godmodder will remain with a broken brain when he awakens! Goannabot hovers above, looking down upon us, with love in his eyes...
"You could not understand me, because I was always far beyond your level of intelligence. Not even TT2000 could comprehend the true genius of my attacks, which is why I have failed. But I returned for you in this robot form, to save you from the Incarnate's hatred and Insanity. I have not entirely done your job before you, but with this, I dearly hope it has been made much easier. Unfortunately, I now must go."
We all scream at him not to go, but he is determined...
"Goodbye, everyone, and thank you for your hospitality and hype!"
/kill goanna67
Gonna dies in a BRILLIANT flash of light, so powerful! The Incarnate finally wakes up, and realizes that everyone is wearing blindfolds to mask the brilliance... but him! Goannabot leaves us with one last parting gift; a temporarily blinded Incarnate!
I stab net for his insubordination, and then toss him into the Majestic Beard. The Incarnate now suffers an incredibly itchy beard forever. I then follow up with an ONCEST on the beard.
Antimatter Torpedoes: 15. Reloaded. Ready to fire.
==Actions==
If Lothyra still a zombie, she uses Universal Power in a harmful way at a random player. Then (both if she's a zombie or not) she flies to the Head again.
...But seriously, TT, use the Comb Rave, plox. We kind of need it, badly.
More to the point, I start getting serious. This mech, immune to Oblivion Majjyks...Of course, I would make half of my ships armaments based around that, and only one being non-elemental. I should have thought that out better and balanced it a bit. I have the technology to do so, later. Moorblade would have been a lot more useful as a weapon had this happened. With a Rave ready...As it stands, I feel like I may be relegated to healing.
GOOD THING I'M GOOD AT THAT.
I immediately pull out the Moorblade, putting it somewhere somewhat more safe from the chaos, and immediately create a time-dilation field around the Moorblade, making time within it go faster-Hour inside, second outside, to get a rough approximation. I then target a random injured player that is not a Zombie nor has been bitten by one recently-or BuidlIf none of the players are non-zombies and are not prevented from healing, Twin, skip the rest of this. They find themselves in the Moorblade's Medical Bay, with the most powerful healing station-the Quick Fix Array-pointed directly at them, along with various other medical tools, including the Sixth Degree. I immediately supercharge the whole array with my potent Life abilities, and immediately fire upon them, healing an unprecedented amount of hurt in an unprecedented amount of time. After the deed is done there, I realize that just healing them is not going to directly work-they need to get back into prime physical condition to be ready to fight at full 100% again! I quickly take them to the rec room's appropriate facilities, and let them help themselves to the appropriate food and physical exercise that they need for that day to really recover! I then realize that they've gotten tired from that, and let them nap in the beds and enjoy the free Wi-fi while they're at it. Eh.
Three seconds later, from everyone else's perspective, this person is back outside and ready to rumble.
Well, first, I finish the attack from before the Goannabot's arrival. After seeing the carnage brought around by a benign version of a troll from my position high in the sky, I start falling, and falling, and falling. I make sure to land shell first, and finish my Fly attack on the Combed Hair. I comment to the now gone Goannabot that even a broken clock is right twice a day, and as such, two broken clocks fall on the Combed Hair of The Incarnate. Finally, I invoke the attack that always makes Combed Hair and Magnificent Beards short-lived: HUMIDITY!!! I play the Song of Storms on my Specially made Guitar: do-do-do,do-do-do, do dodododododo bum bum baba bum, bum bum baba bum! Rain falls, lighting crashes down, and a gigantic windmill starts spinning, hitting the Incarnate's Eyes repeatedly. To finish up, I use my newfound Okami powers from the song I played earlier to Power Slash the Majestic Beard, cutting part of it free from The Incarnate. However, the large amount of Godlike Power infused into my body needs to flee back to Amaterasu, so she can defeat Yami for us. The pure power rips out of all my orifices, dealing 1 damage to me, and rocketing straight through the thing I was facing: The Incarnate's not-so Majestic Beard.
Also, TT2000, it's the Majestic beard and combed hair. If you can, make these edits, so twin doesn't try to use those as an excuse for why the attack fails.
I should have 10 hp left now
Bide 1/3 turns,
14,000 damage
"HEY, GODMODDER!!! YOU BETTER ATTACK ME NOW IF YOU DON"T WANT TO GET UTTERLY DEMOLISHED!!!"
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
I'm saving my Comb Rave, because WHAT IF WE NEED IT!?
/null
Dude. We can literally end the final battle RIGHT NOW. The massive damage, at minimum, even with the Incarnate's defense buff, is more than enough to carve straight through the Beard AND the Scarred Metal to take out the Scar, completing the Secret Charge. I'm not sure if that's the whole battle, but that would mean you basically take credit for dealing the final blow to the Incarnate.
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(GREEN)Huh. I did not notice that level up... So many battle techniques, so little time... I use Blind Eye Level 10 - Pyramidion on the Scarred Metal.(END GREEN)
TURN 2/3
I admire the damage I did to the eye, before pulling out the Rod of Phyrexia and lighting it up with black flame. The flame roars into a long cylinder of compressed black fire, looking almost like a lightsaber. I tap the powers of black mana and cast Corrupt on the fire, the blade taking on a further inky-dark sheen. I stab through the same Eye I attacked before, a creeping corruption spreading from where the blade touched and eating into the Eye as well. (Note: Pure damage, no status effects intended)
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Last turn's finished, edit accordingly.
I build a house on top of the Incarnate's combed hair, complete with tall towers, balconies, grand entrance halls, and a storage room. But then it turns out to be made out of dynamite. "Captain! He's built himself a house of dynamite!". Then I detonate the bomb house.
Edit- Aww... its the Deck. Oh, the good memories. I add the Queen of Diamonds. What it does is dispell any debuffs from one ally (including zombie unhealing-ness) and then heals for 5,000. Edit- I mean the debuff zombies give, not zombieness all together. That's the great thing about complicated entities. You can tailor them to suit your specific needs.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
This turn I will do nothing but protect Split.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
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TURN 3/3
I use Luminescence Lv. 10 on myself, hopefully getting back to full health.
I also add another card to the Deck: The 2 of Diamonds. Upon this being drawn, it summons a massive amount of coins, loads them into a Coin Gun, and fires them at a random enemy for damage determined by the amount of coins conjured. (Generate a random number between 250 and 750, multiply by 25 to get the damage. Can either be really low or really high, but averages out to around 12,000 damage. Move the random number generation bounds up or down as needed.)
0rigin Point.
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K4YNE, TT, I SUGGEST USING A DUAL RAVE NOW, OR AT LEAST ONE.
I taste
gooey-nessMetroid Prime, by biting into him.THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I start riffling through the Deck, hoping to draw the Queen of Spades. If I don't, I wander off and nom on Generic. A lot of Generic.
==2 Hours Later==
Nom.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $388 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I use the shockwave laser cannon on the majestic beard.
-HMAS Ship-
And so, the motorboat slowly pulls into the dock that we built from our own bodies...
Everyone around is quivering with hype as it stops, the light still too bright to make out anything. Many of the people there are driven to blindness purely because of how bright and pure the light is.
Finally, the light, despite being as intense as our hope(that is, quite intense), somehow gets much more intense, just for a second...and goes out.
The cocoon inside has hatched. And, without the light, we can make out the symbol on the ship...
A shotgun.
I watch in awe as THE DESTRUCTION begins!
He starts with the SCARRED METAL!
Goannabot pulls out THE BEST SHOTGUN IN THE UNIVERSE! It's somehow MORE powerful than the Deudly Magnum! He fires it at the Head of the Incarnate! Multiple times! Bit obviously, that wouldn't be enough! He pulls out all 6 of the shotguns in the picture above, but it turns out those shotguns weren't to scale-they are actually 10^10000000 times bigger than a normal shotgun! They also wear capes, making them literal SUPER SHOTGUNS! Goanna uses them as giant indestructible clubs to smash the scar! Not only that, but he digs the Shotgun deep into the Incarnate's flesh/metal, and uses his mighty GOANNA STRENGTH to YANK! When he's finished, the Incarnate has SIX fresh new scars, all significantly longer than the original!
He switches the target of his assault to the RIGHT EYE!
The right eye suddenly starts spazzing out! The godmodder realizes that a GLITCH has taken hold of it! The glitch shoots over 10,000,000 different primary colors into the eye, outside of the normal light spectrum and on the new GLITCH SPECTRUM, a spectrum of light and color that normal human minds cannot comprehend, and is ESPECIALLY offensive to control-freak godmodder minds! Panicking, the godmodder attempts to use the remains of his arms to STAB HIS OWN EYE OUT! He knows it hurts! A lot! Suddenly, the godmodder realizes that THE GLITCH IS SPREADING OUTWARDS SLOWLY! Not only is it shooting off more colors, but soon, it'll spread to his LEFT EYE, doubling the pain! The godmodder desperately attempts to make the Right Eye self-destruct or do... SOMETHING!
Luckily, the Glitch eventually glitches itself away, but not without first harming the godmodder immensely!
Goannabot switches his target to the LEFT EYE!
Suddenly, a random marine runs up, barely noticeable among the chaos! The godmodder is still reeling from the last attack, temporarily blind in his right eye! However, the marine runs up to and approaches the left eye, and shoots the above guns! As it turns out, they're actually 10,000 times more powerful than they look! Because that STILL isn't powerful enough, the Marine's guns are actually enchanted with SUPREME CHEESINESS, which covers the godmodder's left eye in ordinary, normal, hair-lotion flavored cheese! The godmodder breaths a sigh of relief, as he's immune to non-uber guns and this is-wait, HAIR LOTION FLAVORED!?
The godmodder's eyes begin to BURN LIKE THE SUN! The godmodder's left eye begins to tear up, and before long, he is CRYING in front of the entire assembled group of players, who all point at him and laugh! The godmodder's humiliation builds, as the marine slices billions of onions very close to the Left Eye, shoves random giant specks of dirt in the eye, and dumps water on it... SUPER CHLORINE SWIMMING POOL WATER, that is!
Goannabot switches his target of attack to the COMBED HAIR!
The godmodder's combed hair is beautiful, as we all know. We also know that if the hair had eyes, it would be eyeing that gun nervously... especially when it floats out of goannabots hands into the air... closer to the combed hair... CLOSER...
Finally, the gun(which has grown giant) uses it's weird tentacle laser thing to stretch out and MESS THE INCARNATE'S HAIR UP! When he's done, the hair is REALLY ugly... but that's not the last of it! The gun ALSO uses its laser/bullet to carve a section of the godmodder's hair off, giving the combed hair a BALD SPOT! Panicking, the godmodder attempts a sloppy-comb over, but the only thing around to use as a comb is a jagged piece of land! The Incarnate shrugs and grabs it anyway! Bad decision! When the Incarnate turns the land upside down, it turns out that there was an abandoned mineshaft in it-HUNDREDS of Cave Spiders pour out of it and burrow into the Incarnate's hair! They'll breed in there, and act as what is essentially lice! Since the Incarnate now has non-removable lice, he is shunned by his family and friends, and even worse, banned from most restaurants! Oh, and those cave spiders bite him! A LOT!
Goannabot aims his next attack at the Majestic Beard...
The Beard was prepared for an ATTACK, not a QUESTION! It scrambles to answer, about to use the obvious solution; Richard! But then it realizes that the question wasn't "What does the godmodder look like", it's "What does A godmodder look like?". It realizes that it CAN'T describe what godmodders look like, since it can't adequately define the term! For some reason, the Beard thinks the way to fix this is to head straight to philosophy school! But, since it's a Beard and not a human, it's thrown out of every school it attends! The Beard's self-esteem is continuously more damaged, as it looks up on the Internet to find a way to answer the question, and every single message board has 1,000,000 copies of the same thread:
"LOL beards suck especially the Incarnate's Beard"
Each thread has anywhere from 10,000 to 1,000,000,000 posters, all expressing agreement! It reads through every single one in an attempt to find an answer from the question, but ultimately, it is unable to answer the question AND suffers more self-esteem damage!
Finally, the Combed Beard ends up questioning it's existence... what's the point of having such power, if it can't answer ONE SIMPLE QUESTION?
But then it realizes it does have 1 useful ability; IT CAN GODMOD ATTACKS! Yes, that's it! The Beard will just godmod this attack! It'll... uh... it'll have been wearing earplugs in the past! Yeah yeah, that's perfect!
Goannabot's response:
And the Beard's life collapses around it. His pure emotional pain spreads to all other parts of the face as a result of his complete loss of control, and it is rendered incapable of moving as Goannabot walks up and finishes the job by applying REAL pain to the Beard's Beard area! The Incarnate, and, by extension, The Godmodder, suffer from the complete and indisputable conquering of all their defenses! The only hope now is that Goannabot has nothing left to use...
But no! Goannabot has one final attack in store, aimed at ALL parts of the Head!
Almost immediately, these happen:
DESTROY THE GODMODDER!
In this game, you have to destroy a godmodder! Use any attacks you want. I will manage the thread.
Godmodder: HP: 100/100
Tips:
1. Don't expect your attacks to actually work.
2. You can help the godmodder, but he will betray you.
3. You can beat the godmodder, but you have to use attacks that can't be godmodded.
4. If an attack works, it will usually do little damage, and the godmodder will do something so it doesn't work a second time.
5: You can use "charged" units, and they will help in the battle. The longer you charge them, the more powerful and effective they will be. 1-post summons of an entity generally are turned to the godmodder's own team instantly, but there are exceptions.
6: If you charge a summon, don't say "I'm going to charge it for 150 posts" and then move the progress by 10 per post by you. Because then it will only be a 15 post charge! If you want an entity with 150 posts worth of power, build it for 150 post!
7: You can use multiple attacks per post, but the more you use, the less effective each one will be.
The Incarnate looks around... is this... is this really... no... how could this... THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE... The pure REALIZATION outright SHATTERS the Incarnate's brain!
We look at the sleeping Incarnate, the last attack having been a simple sleepy attack that sent the Incarnate to sleep! The godmodder will remain with a broken brain when he awakens! Goannabot hovers above, looking down upon us, with love in his eyes...
"You could not understand me, because I was always far beyond your level of intelligence. Not even TT2000 could comprehend the true genius of my attacks, which is why I have failed. But I returned for you in this robot form, to save you from the Incarnate's hatred and Insanity. I have not entirely done your job before you, but with this, I dearly hope it has been made much easier. Unfortunately, I now must go."
We all scream at him not to go, but he is determined...
"Goodbye, everyone, and thank you for your hospitality and hype!"
Gonna dies in a BRILLIANT flash of light, so powerful! The Incarnate finally wakes up, and realizes that everyone is wearing blindfolds to mask the brilliance... but him! Goannabot leaves us with one last parting gift; a temporarily blinded Incarnate!
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I stab net for his insubordination, and then toss him into the Majestic Beard. The Incarnate now suffers an incredibly itchy beard forever. I then follow up with an ONCEST on the beard.
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Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9
Antimatter Buster Nuke: Used.
Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 6
Antimatter Torpedoes: 15. Reloaded. Ready to fire.
==Actions==
If Lothyra still a zombie, she uses Universal Power in a harmful way at a random player. Then (both if she's a zombie or not) she flies to the Head again.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Act 2!
Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 1/9
#GOANNA2016
...But seriously, TT, use the Comb Rave, plox. We kind of need it, badly.
More to the point, I start getting serious. This mech, immune to Oblivion Majjyks...Of course, I would make half of my ships armaments based around that, and only one being non-elemental. I should have thought that out better and balanced it a bit. I have the technology to do so, later. Moorblade would have been a lot more useful as a weapon had this happened. With a Rave ready...As it stands, I feel like I may be relegated to healing.
GOOD THING I'M GOOD AT THAT.
I immediately pull out the Moorblade, putting it somewhere somewhat more safe from the chaos, and immediately create a time-dilation field around the Moorblade, making time within it go faster-Hour inside, second outside, to get a rough approximation. I then target a random injured player that is not a Zombie nor has been bitten by one recently-or BuidlIf none of the players are non-zombies and are not prevented from healing, Twin, skip the rest of this. They find themselves in the Moorblade's Medical Bay, with the most powerful healing station-the Quick Fix Array-pointed directly at them, along with various other medical tools, including the Sixth Degree. I immediately supercharge the whole array with my potent Life abilities, and immediately fire upon them, healing an unprecedented amount of hurt in an unprecedented amount of time. After the deed is done there, I realize that just healing them is not going to directly work-they need to get back into prime physical condition to be ready to fight at full 100% again! I quickly take them to the rec room's appropriate facilities, and let them help themselves to the appropriate food and physical exercise that they need for that day to really recover! I then realize that they've gotten tired from that, and let them nap in the beds and enjoy the free Wi-fi while they're at it. Eh.
Three seconds later, from everyone else's perspective, this person is back outside and ready to rumble.
"I think we attack the head. :3"
I then use a giant Facial-Hair-Crushing Hammer to crush the Incarnate's Majestic Beard.
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Well, first, I finish the attack from before the Goannabot's arrival. After seeing the carnage brought around by a benign version of a troll from my position high in the sky, I start falling, and falling, and falling. I make sure to land shell first, and finish my Fly attack on the Combed Hair. I comment to the now gone Goannabot that even a broken clock is right twice a day, and as such, two broken clocks fall on the Combed Hair of The Incarnate. Finally, I invoke the attack that always makes Combed Hair and Magnificent Beards short-lived: HUMIDITY!!! I play the Song of Storms on my Specially made Guitar: do-do-do,do-do-do, do dodododododo bum bum baba bum, bum bum baba bum! Rain falls, lighting crashes down, and a gigantic windmill starts spinning, hitting the Incarnate's Eyes repeatedly. To finish up, I use my newfound Okami powers from the song I played earlier to Power Slash the Majestic Beard, cutting part of it free from The Incarnate. However, the large amount of Godlike Power infused into my body needs to flee back to Amaterasu, so she can defeat Yami for us. The pure power rips out of all my orifices, dealing 1 damage to me, and rocketing straight through the thing I was facing: The Incarnate's not-so Majestic Beard.
Also, TT2000, it's the Majestic beard and combed hair. If you can, make these edits, so twin doesn't try to use those as an excuse for why the attack fails.
I should have 10 hp left now
Bide 1/3 turns,
14,000 damage
"HEY, GODMODDER!!! YOU BETTER ATTACK ME NOW IF YOU DON"T WANT TO GET UTTERLY DEMOLISHED!!!"
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I'm saving my Comb Rave, because WHAT IF WE NEED IT!?
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Dude. We can literally end the final battle RIGHT NOW. The massive damage, at minimum, even with the Incarnate's defense buff, is more than enough to carve straight through the Beard AND the Scarred Metal to take out the Scar, completing the Secret Charge. I'm not sure if that's the whole battle, but that would mean you basically take credit for dealing the final blow to the Incarnate.
/null
Someone's already raved.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
...Oh. I thought Crusher didn't hit Level 10, but I guess I missed the Ladderdop.
NEVERMIND ME, TT. CARRY ON.
/null.
Post 2
(GREEN)Huh. I did not notice that level up... So many battle techniques, so little time... I use Blind Eye Level 10 - Pyramidion on the Scarred Metal.(END GREEN)
WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT PEPE
i had it in my image folder, why do you ask
WHO WOULD GIVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT AWAY
a dead guy
SO YOU STOLE THIS OFF A CORPSE
yes
THATS KINDA ****ED UP
ANYWAYS
LETS START THE RITUAL
BB places the pepe on the ground face up, he then draws a "me gusta" face with red chalk
ARE YOU REALY SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS
yes, its for the best
OK, JUST FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS
travis puts his hands up and says
"mutch meme, great power"
"it was le me, meme king"
travis does the dio pose from jojo
"i am the meme, dank meme"
travis spins around and moon walks
"LE DOGE!"
travis then posts on 4chan
the memes have been sealed
travis is now the meme vessel
memeia