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(GREEN)...Yeah! I agree with the speech. I attempt to amplify it's effect with makeshift speakers, broadcasting the speech farther.
I attempt to use Skyscraper on the Scarred Metal. If that fails, use Blind Eye Level 2 - Encrypted on the Scarred Metal.(END GREEN)

DARK_PIT'S TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):

I walk up to the Head and prepare to launch the final use of the Umbra Scepter, taking out the risk of gambling to cause something bad to happen. I would have done this had Pit not gotten out of the Hole of Bomb Men and charge right at me, forcing me to point it back at him.

"I'm not a zombie, you can stop."

"What? But you were impaled on a drill, I saw you die! How could you survive that?"

"You'd be surprised by how Dave can function without even existing."

"If you're trying to say he was too stupid to realize he was dead and pulled a Heroic Sacrifice, i will throw you into that hole again."

"..."

"*sigh* Well, I've still got to break this thing's scar. Best you try to help."

"Alright then!"

We both then attack the Scarred Metal, me with the Rapidfire Bow and Dark Pit with his Umbra Scepter.

Im joing in the one and only THANOS COPTOR!!!!

In one hand a wield the infinity cube and i shall use this great power to...

Fire a death lazer dirrectly on the scarred metal that also happened to be where i am!?!?!

Curse you Thanos coptor for your wave of stupid.

Good new, the coptor also puts stupid in all entities long enough to make them stare at the Thanos coptor long enough for the lazor to hit yay.

Bad news, i'm flat on bedrock on my face with tons of pain, even worse news the Infinity cube, i dropped it into a random portal into the XEELEEE verse, oops.

(also for lols)

@Modpack: Wow. Someone sounds jealous and/or threatened.

@Godmodd-ard-er: "well, the point of a godmodder is to prove themselves as infallible and better than everyone one else. But right now the army is working with us and not against us, so they're not trying to prove anything.

@Red Dragon: I was worried I'd hit that wall eventually. The "It just does" wall. And that's kinda sad because I stated multiple times that all those arguments weren't just to be perverse, it was to slow down the Red Dragon. And I spent a lot of time on those...

@Twin: Yeah, the Etchladder is named after Homestuck. As are comb raves (MSPA really, but I honestly don't care. I'm web comic racist at this point.), sacred items and all that other stuff. So I dislike using them.

@Tazz: For Notch! For Minecraftia! For glory! For honor! For Wilson's epilog! For epic loot! And most of all... FOR PERSONAL GAIN!!!!

I drink my potion of War II to power up the following attack. There's no way the Incarnate is surviving long enough for an update to the Etchladder, so lets do this like Serpent for my finale. Although its probably not even needed at this point. I move to any part of the Incarnate that still has an operational part and target that. Also please note, ANY other posts I make this turn will not have an action attached to them. So please count any more posts I make as just adding onto the damage of this one. Other posts currently: two (so count this as triple damage? Maybe?)
(future me, please don't forget to edit this... Don't worry past me, I remembered.)

creativity out of effort EXPENDED!

I stab the Staff of Ysera down so hard the ground cracks. This shall be my final hurrah. Somewhat inspired by Tazz, I'll do my own massive long attack. I shall open, in the traditional manner, with a short(ish) monologue.

Edit- This... turned out a little longer than I expected... Uh... oops? And I mean the whole attack...

"Something I like to pride myself on is idea diversity. I've done so many different concepts. I've summoned more ideas onto the battlefield than any other player. I've done power bars, variable attacks, evolution, graphs, emotions, and I've even considered summoning an entity that would make its attacks based on mathematical formulas, but maybe that's for another time. I've done practically everything under the sky and yet keep coming up with new ideas. Want to know where I get them all from? The world. Have you ever truly opened your eyes and just seen? See a ceiling vent and get an idea for a plane design. Or maybe see a video a long time ago and make that into your character's greatest enemy. Or see a broken pencil on the floor and run back and imagine its story. That is where I get my ideas, the world and its infinite creativity. And from this world, I have raised my army. But I don't consider them just soldiers. I consider them companions, friends and allies. And the bond between true companions, the one that lets me understand them so deeply and lets me guide them to show the world their best, is the strongest thing I have ever found. Its stronger than diamond, stronger than bedrock, stronger than titanium. The bond between true companions is unbreakable, even by death itself."

As I was saying this, a couple of creatures started to gather behind me, creatures I have summoned during this war to be by my side. More and more appear from glittering green portals in the air that I conjure in the air as though I were directing a symphony. They all stand (or in some cases, float) ready at attention. Justicar, Yin, Yang, the Finches, Alex, Ash, Pherix, LeiShi, MK-Watson, Miraj, Fordwing, Cogwynd, Fayther, the Deck, the Rift, all of them are here, despite some being technically dead. They still live on in the Dream, ready to fight for what they believe in. All of the companions I've summoned to stand and fight by my side are here now, ready for one last hurrah. All of them except 4 that is, but we'll get to them later. They all wait on my one final command. I pull the Staff of Ysera out of the ground and level it at the Incarnate before uttering this last, simple word.

"Kill."

I fire bolts of green light at the Incarnate like an announcer's pistol, declaring that the hunt, is on. Of course, its not like the Incarnate it hiding or anything, so its pretty easy to find it. Alexiron and Asharon rush forward first, working together to coat the Incarnate in hardened ashes, leaving Fordwing to aura sphere it for super effective damage. Air and smoke finches then come in, using pressurized air to drill holes into the Incarnate. Water, steam and mist finches swarm in after, wetting the ashes to re coat the Incarnate and get the ashes into the Incarnate. Earth and mud finches flood the Incarnate's insides with soil then finally, fire and magma finches weld the brittle armor into place, leaving the Incarnate less mobile and more vulnerable. LeiShi causes an earthquake under the Incarnate and, unable to stabilize itself due to the thick ash, it stumbles, letting Pherix and MK-Watson rush up it, trailing flames and electricity that each melt the Incarnate's armor with every step the two cats take. Then both of them pounce onto one part, causing devastating sparks of both fire and lightning. Now that the Incarnate's head is more in reach, Miraj leaps an impossibly far distance and stabs it in the head several times, fueled by infernal bloodlust and causing a nuclear explosion and killing them both. Justicar sweeps her tail into the Incarnate, shattering the brittle ash and metal before issuing a divine challenge to the Incarnate, forcing its attention on her. The strength of her pride allows Fayther to circumvent the normal memory crafting rules and copy a prideful memory directly and applies it to Cogwynd, who leaps onto the Incarnate from behind while its distracted and tears the back metal to ribbons. The Enchanted Deck gets a draw 4 card straight from Uno and fires off a machine gun like volley of coins and other random attacks, widening the holes left by Cogwynd. The Void Rift fires a shadowy bolt of entropy into the newly slashed up armor. This bolt is so intense, it darkens the sky.. Leaving us with our final entity's turn, Yin and Yang. With their power combined, they form some semblance of a moon with which they activate a solar eclipse. As the fake moon moves over the ready to explode sun, the battlefield gets even darker, as dark as the dead of night. Both strengthened by the celestial event, they leap at the Incarnate and tear through the thin bits of metal still remaining and shred wires and circuitry inside. Then Willow comes an- Wait, too soon.

But that's still not it. Remember how I said there were 4 entities that weren't in the original line up? Well, three of them, the Relic, the Book, and the AXIS Mech stand behind me, waiting for me to call my final companion of this battle. And I'm guessing its no secret to anyone who it is.

Wilson lands gracefully before looking up at me.

Skip the explanation. I already know why I'm here. I'll break the fourth wall before I break the pacing by forcing you to explain. But know that I'm doing this for the sake of completeness.

He then rolls his eyes at me before quietly heading towards the Incarnate, knowing what his role is. Its not a violent one at all, but still an important one. But first, I'll prepare these three champions for battle. I enter a code into the little remote like thing I have and actually get into the AXIS Mech. I would say Go Go Power Rangers and combine the three into some kind of book-mech-relic thing, but that would be stupid, so lets not do that. I'll lead the main charge myself in the AXIS Mech with the Relic and Book providing cover. But, I need to wait for Wilson to do his part first.

Putting the devastation out of mind for now, Wilson walks across to the Incarnate, still swamped and trying to fight off the combined efforts of all my other entities. He casually steps through a portal I left him and ends up standing on top of the control room Richard is residing in. Its unbreakable huh? Well why spend all that effort in making an unbreakable wall if people can just go around it? But going "around" an enclosed sphere is impossible, right? Only if you have a limited view of reality. After taking a very deep to steady himself for what was to come, Wilson looked through the Grid and tried something he hadn't done specifically before. He stepped through the fourth spacial dimension, ending up inside the Incarnate's control room. A few seconds later, Laiko's voice comes over the loudspeakers.

Hey Moddie! I bet you didn't expect to see me here, huh? Although I have to a- whoa! ask you something. How's tha- whoa! how's that stamp collection coming along? Think of how many you co- close one! could collect if you just applied yourself! You could go for the Guinness Wor- Whoa! World record! And could you stop trying to h- Wha!- stop trying to hit me? I just want to have some f- missed me! some fun here! Sheesh, always so pugnacious with you. Oooo! What does this lever do? It looks important! Sharing is whoa! is caring, so let me try your new toy!

The Incarnate starts pinwheeling its arms rapidly.

Neat! I can feel us tipping over! What about this one?

Now, one of the Incarnate's legs shoot up, managing to knee itself in the face. And, as anyone who has seen Gmod mechs knows, this always makes them fall over and the Incarnate is no different and it crashes to the ground.

And over we goooooooooooooooo! Whoa-oph! Ah, this is great fun. What's the point of having fancy toys if you don't play with them? I'll help with that! Don't worry one bit!

Now the Incarnate is randomly flailing around on the ground, its arms and legs gouging massive holes in the ground and firing off its weaponry into the sky, directly downwards, or even into itself. Now is the time for me and my elite group of three to strike.

"Distance at 750 meters! Engage movement! Redirect all available power into machine gun systems! Relic, air! Book, radiation! Everyone else, duck and cover!"

The double volley of machine gun bullets are speed up by supersonic bursts of wind from the Relic and empowered with a radiation beam from the Book, so they tear through armor like tissue paper.

"Distance at 500 meters and closing fast! Redirect 30% power to targeting systems! Redirect 70% to mortar systems! Relic, fire! Book, Blue Eyes!"

The AXIS fires off a flaming torpedo of a mortar shot, crashing through the weakest parts of the Incarnate and causing the area to erupt into unquenchable flames. And then a Blue Eyes White Dragon pins one of the Incarnate's arms and tears it to shreds.

"Distance at 250 meters and closing! Brace for impact! Redirect power to shield generators! Relic, Twin Fires Tornado! Book, Vampire!"

A raging storm forms around the AXIS as its shields flicker online. A bolt of white hot lightning strikes the Incarnate, setting it into energy overload! Furious flames around the outside of the storm incinerate and melt the Incarnate, hitting it with the Twin Fires effect. Using sinister powers, the Book leaches power from the Incarnate, charging the AXIS mech even more!

"AXIS operating at 450% power! Redirect 100 TJ to movement! Redirect 200 TJ to Mortar Systems! Redirect 150 TJ to Bass Cannon! I almost removed that! Relic, Earth! Book, Armor! Laiko, get out! ALL SYSTEMS OPEN FIRE! SHOW THEM NO MERCY!"

Firing off powerful tremors, the Relic cracks the Incarnate's armor and then the AXIS fires off blasts of sound (with a special xylophone solo) so powerful, they shatter the cracked metal. Whatever scraps of armor that are left get blown to bits by the following mortar blast. Just before the actual collision, the Book uses the Armored page to reduce the recoil on the AXIS as it barges through the Incarnate. Even a pebble can become a bullet if its moving fast enough. One final time, Laiko's voice can be heard over the loudspeakers.

So sorry, its been- whoa! its been fun, but I have to go. I suspect it will be a very long time before I see you again, if ever, so I'll leave you a few presents. Cheerio old sport! You better have those stamps by the time we meet!

And with that, he jumps "around" the wall again and then flees through another emerald portal. Back inside the AXIS, I'm firing at all the circuitry of the Incarnate as I'm literally now inside it.

"Relic, Volcano! Book, Radiation! Me, RUN!"

I pilot the AXIS out to move out of the way of the final blow. With the strength of the Elemental Relic and Blank Book combined, a full volcano erupts under the Incarnate, infused with irradiated flames. The pillar of flames shoots far into the sky and lights up the entire world, at least for a moment, as though the flames were the trail of colossal firework, twinkling and shining in the dark sky.

Now a good distance away from the Incarnate, I dismount from the AXIS Mech and gather up all my army before sending them back to home base. Its been a great 14 or 15 months, so I'm glad you could have my back during all this. I wouldn't be here without my companions. Then, exhausted, I fall over onto the dead grass.

Back in the Incarnate control room... Once the Godmodder gets everything back in order, he notices a cake and a small, strangely well wrapped present off in the corner. The cake is a nectar cake, straight from the Alchemy Emporium. The gift box on the other hand, is more interesting. It has a note on it saying...

"I don't know when your birthday is, but its been over a year, so it must have passed. Happy Birthday. With love snarkyness, Laiko. Or Wilson if you prefer."

Inside the present are two things. One, an unused stamp. And two, The Godmodder's left shoe, which had gone missing again.

End of comb rave final attack. All of this is also empowered by the fact that I got my new avatar working, but it didn't quite turn out how I wanted. Ugh... I stayed up way too long on this...

My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion.

EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! Anyone who is injured and about to die can pick up something like a Potion of Zeus or Nectar Cake.

Total wealth = 547$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.

• Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
• Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
• Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
• Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
• Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
• Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
• Nectar cake x1 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
• Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
• Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
• Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
• Potion of Zeus x1 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
• Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
• Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
• Potion of Fortune x1 (lvl 1, more ores. Mine all the valuable minerals out of the Incarnate!)
• Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether. Great for the Red Dragon.)
• Potion of IMAAGGGGGINNNNNATTTIOOONNNNN x1 (lvl 2, Great! Now all you need is a box, Squidward!)

• Splash Nightshade potion x3 (lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc)
• Splash potion of frostbite x2 (lvl 1, chilly)
• Splash Venom Potion x3 (lvl 1, poison)
• Splash potion of chills x3 (lvl 2, even chillier)
• Splash extended Potion of Flares x1 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
• Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
• Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
• Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
• Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
• Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
• Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts) ERROR! USE OF THESE IS DANGEROUS!

-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-

Wilson reappears on the ship and casually shakes the dust off himself, seemingly happier than when he left.

Sorry about that, but I was needed for the sake of an attack. I hope you understand. Now, where were we? Oh, of course.

He follows Blue into the Food Storage and peruses all the strangely labeled boxes.

Will I take strange scribble, strange scribble, or strange scribble? Hm. I'll be fine with pretty much anything I can actually eat, but if you want me to choose... I'll... ... too much choice makes things difficult... How about dates? You know, the fruit. Do you have those? But that's something kinda weird, so maybe some kind of fish?

...I just stare at the post above this one. Dammit. Now I feel inadequate.

*Looks inside pants*

...Okay, now I just feel adequate. Anyway, Battle Technique: MAXIMALIST, targeting the scarred metal, if it's there - if it died earlier, I use the battle technique to somehow heal myself because reasons.

The battle is DEFINITELY in our favor now! The Eclipse draws near, but thanks to Goannabot, we have enough living players to finish off the Scarred Metal this turn, here and now!

The power of this shout makes the next attack minicrit, probably!

(Please don't bite me Maniac! I need to be alive to use the Comb Rave I refuse to use!)

I withdraw the Origin Wands and use them to summon a giant etching laser that etches a target onto the Scarred Metal! I pull out Cool Ranch Killer and fire on the Scarred Metal, specifically the target that has been etched into it, noscoping it in such a way that no one has ever done in the history of DotA! As a squeaker screams "MOM GET THE CAMERA!" and "OHH BABY A TRIPLE!", I withdraw the Unicoder. I then use Emote War on the Scarred Metal, just to see what it does.

@Tazz SPESS MEHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S FUREH!

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 9/9 Filled!

Antimatter Buster Nuke: Used.

Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 6

Antimatter Torpedoes: 15. Reloaded. Ready to fire.

==Actions==

Lothyra wakes up.

Ugh. I presume that the Red Dragon... violated me. I hope I didn't brain my damage. Now, let's get down to business; to defeat the Huns Incarnate. This will be my final ordinary attack in this war, barring Binary or the Employer from making a sudden entrance. First though, I shall have to augment it.

Lothyra ubercharges herself in a helpful way with Universal Power. Then she accesses a file in the cloud shared by all of the devices made by her, the Futurama Gang, and the kerbals.

I'll have to give this currently informal group a name. But I'm going off on a tangent.

The file reads like this:

Lab Report 23457373

Background:

In this experiment, we will be testing the effectiveness and general capabilities of the Smash Ball-enhanced Elemental Decad, a set of ten-sided dice that are infused with the power of the 100+ atomic elements that make up the known multiverse, in combat. To increase its power a luck-increasing entity called the Orb of Supernova will be infused into the Elemental Decad. Scranton Reality Weights, the more potent upgrade of the Scranton Reality Anchors, will be deployed to prevent any godmodding from interfering with the experiment.

Materials:

• 1 Elemental Decad
• 1 Orb of Supernova
• 5 Scranton Reality Weights
• 1 Incarnate with attackable areas.

Procedure:

1. Deploy the Scranton Reality Weights in a pentagramal shape with sides 1 meter long. Activate them.
2. Enter the pentagram.
3. Take out the Orb of Supernova and Elemental Decad.
4. Infuse the Orb of Supernova into the Elemental Decad.
5. Pick a target for the Elemental Decad, then throw the Elemental Decad into the air, but at such an angle that at no point in its flight does it leave the radius of the Scranton Reality Weights.
6. ??? (It is unknown what attack the Elemental Decad will execute)
7. Record results.
8. Profit.

Data and Observations:

Record in a table the numbers that appeared on the Elemental Decad's pips and the damage dealt by the attack. In the observations section, record what target was chosen and the flavor text for the Elemental Decad's attack.

Discussion and Conclusion:

Answer the following two questions.

1. The Orb of Supernova was used to raise the Elemental Decad's power to near its full potential. How does the augmented Elemental Decad compare to other Smash Ball-infused weapons?
2. What other experiments will have to be conducted to test the effectiveness of the Elemental Decad and the Orb of Supernova?

Lothyra gathers the materials and executes the procedure, with the target of the attack being the component of the Incarnate with the greatest amount of health. The Scranton Reality Weights ensure that the Elemental Decad's roll will not be tampered with, the attack will connect, the attack will deal damage corresponding to the roll indicated by the Elemental Decad, and the Incarnate will not heal the damage deal immediately after the attack has been performed, and that any loopholes that will disrupt this attack will be blocked in their own way.

If I'm a zombie, I nom on a dice.

AUGH FIRE AAAH AAH FIRE FIRE AAH AAH FIRE

Should I somehow be alive right now, I instead remind Lothyra that there need to be many many tests of the 10^10 possible results of that set, let alone any other set of Decads or Octets.

I resolve to test one of mine.

======Lab Report 280615======

====Materials====

x8 dice of Wily Octet (robots!)

x1 Infinite Improbability Device Array

x1 Incarnate

===Procedure===

Activate Infinite Improbability Devices to ensure nothing occurs to interfere with the roll, whether it be luck-stealing, destruction of dice, or any other eventuality that would serve to defeat the purpose of testing.

Expose the Incarnate, and only the Incarnate, to the effects of a roll of the Wily Octet.

Repeat for a significant fraction of occurring rolls.

Record results. Data gathered from the Update Terminal shall suffice.

>meme-ga zord: deliver a super move to the incarnate

Yielding Twist!

Chop of Chaotic Hearts!

Cloud Spin of the One Thousand Serpents!

Lecherous Bull Stretch of Hatreds!

Savage Wolf's Flip of the Star!

Seven Confident Tigers Stretch of Fallen Candles!

Toe of the Sixty Clever Immortals!

Slam of the Unholy Grasshopper!

(http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=mamove)

Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x1, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $394 (+2 to Wilson)

Battlefield:

I roll my eyes at the ham, and casually toss the lapis decad at the scarred metal.

-HMAS Ship-

Well, I was actually thinking you wouldn't be able to reach everything, but alright.

Blue just kinda stands around until Wilson returns, fidgeting with the Ultraband a bit.

Hmm... dates...

Blue walks off to check several freezers, before opening one. After a minute, she returns with a small box and hands it to Wilson.

They're probably not exactly the same, but should be close enough. Now, let's hurry along, the apocalypse is ending.

Blue leaves the food storage room, waits for Wilson to follow, then closes the door. She then does the same with the door to the whole hallway.

Alright, if that's all, I'm going to continue what I was doing before.

Without bothering to wait for an answer, Blue walks back to her room.

Man, we tend to get a bit OVVERDRAMAAAAAAAATIC. Anyways, I'd probably be a bit more excited if we weren't just giving the Godmodder a close shave. Anyways, I might as well say something about the Red Dragon. "YOUR GOAL IS A UNIVERSE DESTROYED, A WORLD WHERE YOU STAND AND NONE FOLLOW! I SUBMIT TO YOU THAT SUCH A UNIVERSE WOULD BE STATISTICALLY UNIFORM IN COMPOSITION AND WOULD THEREFORE BE ORDERED! ALSO, BORING." Wait dang he's not holding an end goal of chaos in mind. [REDACTED] Oh well. I then get 4 white mages in, who blast the Red Dragon with enough white magic to take down a vile god of destructive energy, which, you know, he is. So I guess that all kind of worked out. Except it's got unlimited power anyways, so whatever. I point White Mage, Priest, Shaman, and Healer at Build, and they heal him with enough white magic to resurrect Aerith. And, you know, Twin's not even dead so it's all fine.

I then turn my attention to the Beard. I submit that there have been and will be infinitely more majestic beards than this one. What's it made of anyways? Is it just normal hair, but like. Scaled up to giant robot size? Is it some kind of synthetic metal-hair? Is it just painted on? Who gives their giant mecha hair anyways? That seems like a dodgy design choice. Oh well, it's dead anyways.

I casually put a hand to my head, and begin tearing away bits of the Scarred Metal with psionics. I then shoot it a few more times because why not honestly.

Sorry, I havn't posted in a while, I have been busy with a project.

I eat a cookie... Tastes like chicken...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get.. to the other... side...

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Finally the bad joke curse is broken, after that horrible, overused, and not even funny joke.

I now make extra sure that the Incarnate is dead. I set my target at the head, at the Scarred Metal, or at the Scar if that is gone. I then pull out every single one of my bringers. I use the BRINGERBRINGER to store all the Bringers at once, and then turn the BRINGERBRINGER into the ALLBRINGER, by absorbing nearly all the bringers, sans the Hope and Doombringer, and then set the ALLBRINGER to BRINGER mode, creating a giant basic bringer which is nearly falling apart because of the power inside of it. I then fire this, at my target!

I make the scarred metals scar even deeper with a knife. For extra points I spit in the scar.

Act 2!

I legitimately feel like a Shonen Hero right now, and not one of the lame ones. Boundless confidence, justice obsession, large ham, extremely powerful fighter. That is so weird. BUT IT WORKS.

IN any case, the Charismatic Flare upon me is still burning bright and isn't going away, though it has waned to a non-minicrit/non-heal granting level for me. Might as well make the most of it.

I begin to hover, legitimately looking down upon the Scarred Metal. Who knows, I may just get the kill. Maybe not, but it doesn't matter. I'm ready to end this.

I begin the strike by bounding up to the sky, as far as I can without horribly dying, then using all of my weight and simply tackling into the Incarnate, several times, rapidly, bouncing on and off it like I was some kind of paddleball. Except, there's no string. There is a trail of Charismatic Fire, though, leaving white-green streaks in the sky, as I slam back into the Scarred Metal with each and every blow I make.

Except, I'm not just slamming into it with reckless abandon, I'm making a pattern, writing down an official document with scorch marks of unbridaled justice, a fire so powerful that nothing could prepare for it. No such thing as Charisma-proof.

I have 'written' the following:

"And lo, here lies a piece of the Incarnate, an overly-threatening but underwhelming Mech, created by hate and madness, crafted from the old world and the Red Dragon's infinite energies, supposedly the ultimate weapon of a man who had nothing left to lose and nothing left to gain but oblivion, but trampled down in a relatively short timeframe in a part-climax part-anticlimax, proof that nothing is indomitable, nothing is invincible, least of all those driven by hate and the desire for destruction. Let it stand as testimony to those who dared to end his madness, and let it stand as testimony for those who dared to stand against the sky."

Below this, is every name of every last Entity, Every last Player, everything, that dared to contribute to this war to end the Godmodder. Nearly every name but his own, Binary's, the Red Dragon's, and the Employer's. Everything a stepping stone up until this very moment.

With the metal of the Godmodder's last and greatest mechanical monstrosity, and while it still moves, I have forcefully inscribed upon it the epitaph of everything that fought against him during his own war. A monument to the glory, so that the future may know it.

I mark it with an insignia of the Anti-Godmodders, which is a symbol that will, for now, go without description until Twin gets to it in Trifecta, but it will at least be more than just the letters 'AG.' Then, the parts of the Scarred metal I have affected by this glowing a charismatic green, I grab at an edge, and with all the force I can muster-blostered by every power within my soul-I remove the entirety of the affected metal. Unless I just dealt the final blow, I probably only ripped off simply a part of it, but that's still pretty impressive.

I immediately place it on Armageddon Hill, or what's left of it, planting it down with force for all to see.

I pour lemon juice in the Scarred metal. In order to finish off The Incarnate, I prepare a special treat...HYPER BEAM!!! (On the scarred metal, or on the Superlaser if the metal is destroyed

I must spend my next post recharging/I only get two posts this turn.

I continue to lie face down on the dead grass. Twin, you don't have to quote this if you don't want to.

My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion.

EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! Anyone who is injured and about to die can pick up something like a Potion of Zeus or Nectar Cake. Or if anyone wants a useless souvenir from DTG2 to bring to somewhere like DTG0 or TvT2, you can get one of those. Not like it will actually do anything where ever you bring it to.

Total wealth = 547$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.

• Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
• Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
• Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
• Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
• Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
• Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
• Nectar cake x1 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
• Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
• Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
• Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
• Potion of Zeus x1 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
• Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water. Too bad its all gone.)
• Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
• Potion of Fortune x1 (lvl 1, more ores. Mine all the valuable minerals out of the Incarnate!)
• Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether. Great for the Red Dragon.)
• Potion of IMAAGGGGGINNNNNATTTIOOONNNNN x1 (lvl 2, Great! Now all you need is a box, Squidward!)

• Splash Nightshade potion x3 (lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc)
• Splash potion of frostbite x2 (lvl 1, chilly)
• Splash Venom Potion x3 (lvl 1, poison)
• Splash potion of chills x3 (lvl 2, even chillier)
• Splash extended Potion of Flares x1 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
• Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
• Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
• Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
• Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
• Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
• Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts) ERROR! USE OF THESE IS DANGEROUS!

-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-

Calling me short? I thought we were supposed to say vertically challenged. Heh... Oh, thank you.

Wilson follows Blue out, dragging the box behind him with gravitational manipulation.

I didn't want to distract y- oh. Well, bye.

Now he's left alone in the hallway by his room to stand somewhat awkwardly. The only other place he knew on this ship was his room, which was apparently connected to that empty room. So he decided to head back there and not snoop around the place. He looked around briefly for the bird thing before breaking open the box and eating some of the dates or date like fruit.

Haven't had these in a very long time... not my favorite, but they're still nice.

Edit because I need him to do a couple more things before the game ends:

He now had a couple of options of what to do next. He could try again with his memories, start practicing the Grid more, or mess around with the digital alchemiter. Hm. After eating a couple more dates, he went into the empty room connected to his. The room was... well... empty. Not sure what he expected from a place only refereed to as "the empty room". He decided to try something, something requiring more finesse than raw power. Looking through the Grid, he analyzed the current gravitational field very carefully and determining the best way to counter act it. Eventually reaching his conclusion, he walked up to one of the walls and put both his front paws against it, leaning into it heavily. Then he started to pull on himself with gravity, pulling upwards and into the wall. He took a breath to steady himself and then jumped, vaulting himself over his front paws and rolling up the wall, held on by his own distortions of gravity. Shakily, he stood up. It was a strange feeling, being parallel to the floor. But of course, the floor was only where ever gravity pointed, nothing more. He recalculated the vector addition in his head and adjusted himself slightly until it felt more natural.

He took a few steps around the wall before deciding to try the ceiling. The actual act of gravitating to the ceiling would be easier than the wall because that only took twice the force of the local field straight upwards rather than what he had to do now, which was the square root of two times the force at a 45 degree angle to the horizontal. So he did the same trick, putting his front paws against the ceiling then readjusting gravity so that he was essentially doing a hand stand and then kicking off the wall with his feet and rolling along the ceiling. He stood up again. This felt better. Two times the force was an easier amount to estimate than root two times the force. Blood wasn't even rushing to his head because to him right now, he was on the floor and nothing was that strange. Eventually, he even hazarded a jump, still gravitated to the ceiling.

I'll continue this later in another post.

I feel like either Modpack or Talist won the everything. That is all I have to say.

/null

Twin, if the Incarnate is not dead by this post, please delay this until the EoTB after the Godmodders do their stuff.

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 9/9 Filled!

Antimatter Buster Nuke: Used.

Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 6

Antimatter Torpedoes: 15. Reloaded. Ready to fire.

==Actions==

Lothyra: Do the Descendenty Thing.

Lothyra turns to the Godmodder.

I said that I wouldn't do any more attacks. Well, any more ordinary attacks. I have something else planned. I'm going to make you remember who you are. But first I need to get to the essentials.

She activates the hatch on her suit. The back unfolds and splits in two, extending outward and making enough room for Lothyra to exit. As she gets out, you get a good look at her undersuit. It is reminiscent of ghost armor from Starcraft, though it is far more... gender neutral and covered with metal plates.

What? Were you expecting a swinsuit? Typical. A skin-tight suit does nothing other than make the female wearer look attractive and turn on all the heterosexual male gamers/viewers. Sure, you get a breast shot, but did you really think I would compromise myself just to be Mrs. Fanservice? Honestly. I think it's safe to say that game developers are the persons least knowledgeable about female armor. Oh dear. I have flown so far off on a tangent that the starting circle is just a speck in the horizon. Now then...

She turns towards the Godmodder. You study her face. It does look a little bit like Nova from Starcraft. But the structure is different. An expression crosses her face. One of smugness.

...Let us get down to business; to defeat the oh wait I've said this before. Nevermind. Now, let me give a bit of exposition. Do you see the Descendants? Do you see their abilities? What do you think stands out the most? Their respawning ability? Their alchemies? Their special powers? No. What is special about them is their creativity. They are able to channel the fundamental essence of Minecraftia to warp reality itself. They can summon atom bombs, antimatter missiles, even singularities just for ordinary attacks. Out of nothing. They can summon entities from popular culture or from their own mind to fight for them. They have arguably exerted more control over the Narrative than Binary, the Employer, or you. They have the power of a god. But their channeled creativity is always refined. Nobody uses creativity in its pure form. Well, that will change for a moment. For you see, I've used my potential far less. I chose to work with reality instead of overriding it. I stuck with physics, logic, and sanity. So all of that creative energy has just been building up inside of me. Until now. Watch this.

Lothyra closes her eyes. A look of intense concentration appears on her face. Slowly, a small orb of shining, pulsing, crackling, throbbing energy appears in her palm. The orb grows until a mass of energy spins around her like a radiant tornado. Pure creative, reality warping energy. They energy of the Descendants. The sound of wind threatens to drown out all noise in the vicinity. Lothyra takes out the Scranton Reality Turrets and channels some outside chaotic energies into the tornado. She also takes out the Glitch Wrench and uses it on herself to further augment the tempest. The tornado is now a maelstrom of light. Energy crackles, and the din drowns out all noise within a hundred meters. However, everyone can still hear her. Unnoticed by her, a shining symbol appears on the ground where she stands. A Space symbol. Her latent Knight of Space powers temporarily awaken and add themselves to her tornado. Space is the aspect of creativity, after all.

Now then, it is time to explain what I am doing with this incredible power. You see, Mr. Godmodder, I am going to make you remember who you are. For all the time you've been on the internet, you've been hiding by that alias. Hiding behind a mask of cheesy Saturday morning cartoon villain. You don't want people to see you as a fellow human being. You want them to see you as an impersonal force. That of destruction and terror. But that is not what you are. You are a human being. You have flaws and redeeming characteristics. You have personality traits. You, in the end, are just like us. And while you may try to escape your past... it... always chases you down. You can't. Escape it. Look at me... what I've done... the lows I've reached... and the sins I've committed. So listen to this: You're not the just the Godmodder. You are Richard. You were born Richard, you lived as Richard, you will always be Richard. No name change will stop that. No godmodding will stop that. You can't forget who you are. Even amnesics have the same personality. So let me show you what I'm doing with this. Godmodder, or Richard, guess what?

She holds her hand out all of the maelstrom's energies wrap themselves around her hands.

Kame...

The energies form themselves into a bolt. The Origin Wands, the last component to this attack, materialize in Lothrya's hands. A focus to channel the energy from. She points them straight at the Godmodder.

Hame...

The creative energy enters the Origin Wands, their tips glowing like the surface of the sun. Finally, their creativity adds itself to the other energies.

Ha!

From the Origin Wands twin beams of blinding light shoot out, headed straight towards the Godmodder. It easily penetrates the Incarnate and strikes the Godmodder. His attempts to stop it fail. Do you know why? This is the same energy that the players used to breach the Godmodder's defenses for most of the war. This is the same energy that dealt all the damage. But in far greater quantity. The energy all enters the Godmodder's mind, and he sees... my God... he sees... himself. He sees his birth, his parents naming him Richard, his swanky neighborhood, his fancy house. He sees himself as a toddler, playing with toys and not letting the other kids have any. He sees himself in preschool, spoiled rotten and a spreader of misery. He sees himself in middle school and high school, coding and picking on people. He sees himself meeting Notch, discovering a different universe entirely, and helping Notch shape it. He sees himself on countless forum games, blocking all attacks thrown at him and penetrating every other player's defenses. Such is the way of a game without rules. He sees himself logging on one day on a certain server and seeing a certain Psi-Godmodder fighting at the North Pole of a Land of Blocks and Stone while a red sweater-wearing, cue ball headed puppet watching ominously from afar. He sees the Employer about to be brought into Minecraftia, stopped with no time to spare. He sees himself taking after the Psi-Godmodder, becoming a reality warper in his own right, terrorizing innocent players. He sees himself logging on to a server for a day of trolling, only to find that some pesky players have dared to stand up to him. He sees the destruction that the First and Second Godmodding Wars have wrought on the multiverse. But then he sees something he forgot he had. He sees a part of him that spoke against the horrible things he did. He sees the part of him that, while buried deep, was never truly gone. He sees other parts too. His love of coding, his fear of tubas, his enjoyment of... *shudder* ...Twilight (this actually is a thing that TT said). He sees his love of popcorn, his wish to be respected, his general badassitude, his hatred of bronies and MLP in general. He sees all the things that make him more than just a dark lord. He sees the parts that make him a person. Then it hits him. That name change was futile. He is Richard, and will always be Richard. And not even the Narrative could change that. Space and time warps,erasing his name change from existence with pure reality-warping creative energy; still far more than the average attack that did damage him, and... wait. What name change? Richard never changed his name. I don't know what I'm talking about. The left over energies assault the Godmodder's mind, filling him with emotion. Empathy, regret, fear, sadness, anger, frustration. He is utterly overwhelmed. Overwhelmed enough for this to potentially act as a killing blow, if the Incarnate has been defeated. The Origin Wands turn to ashes, their power utterly used up. Lothyra collapses, completely and totally...

But not dead. Just knocked out.