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...A bit late, aren't you?

*insert facepalm here*

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I charge up all my power for my final attack before I most likely become a zombie: To celebrate Roy getting into Sm4sh, I use Critical Hit on the Scarred Metal.

Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x1, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $390 (+2 to Wilson)

Battlefield: I chug a potion of nectar

Using the bow of static from earlier, I fire a rapid volley of arrows into the Third Entity Orb. Each arrow transforming into a different shape in midair.

the first arrow turns into a rain of fire. The second, ice. The third bursts into a massive torrent of wheat, enough to feed an army for a day. The fourth arrow sails too high, but turns into an boulder and falls. And the final arrow becomes transparent as it takes on the properties of glass.

(Psst! Tazz! And everyone else! I'm under strict orders to wait to do my rave! Crusher's fine though.)

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As much as I dislike Homestuck and everything related to it, I should at least see what this does.
BT: Fox's Call, lvl 10 full circle on some part of the head that's still alive. Or, on Build if this happens to be a defensive kind of BT. It kinda sounds like it.

My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.

EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! Anyone who is injured and about to die can pick up something like a Potion of Zeus or Nectar Cake.

Total wealth = 545$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.

• Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
• Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
• Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
• Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
• Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
• Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
• Nectar cake x2 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
• Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
• Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
• Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
• Potion of Zeus x1 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
• Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
• Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
• Potion of Fortune x1 (lvl 1, more ores. Mine all the valuable minerals out of the Incarnate!)
• Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether. Great for the Red Dragon.)
• Potion of IMAAGGGGGINNNNNATTTIOOONNNNN x1 (lvl 2, Great! Now all you need is a box, Squidward!)

• Splash Nightshade potion x3 (lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc)
• Splash potion of frostbite x2 (lvl 1, chilly)
• Splash Venom Potion x3 (lvl 1, poison)
• Splash potion of chills x3 (lvl 2, even chillier)
• Splash extended Potion of Flares x1 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
• Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
• Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
• Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
• Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
• Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
• Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts) ERROR! USE OF THESE IS DANGEROUS!

-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-

The various smells of working with different ingredients can be so nice, if somewhat acrid. That's one of the main things I like about brewing. I also don't believe I've heard the term dreamscape before either, but I think I know what you mean. I just say dreams.

He looks through into the storage room one last time before the door closes and locks. Then he watches Blue go over to the food storage before walking over.

I can just pick something out? I'll be fine with anything pretty much anything. Anything except chocolate and wheat I suppose. I should eat this first though.

After eating the rest of his ice cream, he starts biting down and eating the cone itself.

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I finished typing up engie's Comb Rave! Amp's still has to be typed, and Crusher just used his...

Good thing I typed up both! This is me speaking ten months in the future, by the way. Hey there, past thread! How's it hanging?

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Quote from Crusher48»

I attempt to activate a Comb Rave to attack the Incarnate's head, starting with the Beard. If this fails, I deploy a personal deflector shield to block 10 points of damage that I would otherwise take.

You claim and use the eleventh Impetus Comb...

You slowly float into the air, a golden glow supercharging your action. Constrained inside of you is the Devourer, SCP-2317. You can feel him struggling against this power, waiting to break free and use it to consume the entire battlefield in a manner akin to the way engie_ninja activated his True Form. His thoughts and feelings become overpowering, and your golden power flickers to a pink light, and then to a dull magenta. You feel your mortal essence slip away as something much more horrifying takes control... But then, someone grabs your hand.

You look up and see a man made of pink fire. He looks like an older version of you, and there's something about the way he's staring at you that fills you with, for lack of a better word, determination. You feel yourself fight back against the Devourer's might, letting the man in fire pull you up. A massive room forms around you, filled with an inordinate amount of paranormal objects and entities of countless shapes and sizes. Standing before you, rendered in flame, is the sum total of the SCP Collection. And at its head is the Captain. The Captain salutes you, and all of the objects and entities suddenly flow into you. You're nearly blown back the force, and yet, with the Comb Rave powering you... You hang on.

All of the power of every SCP object ever contained in the Foundation is yours to command. It is your legacy, and it is your destiny. Warring with yourself, you fight back against the Devourer, who too recognizes its wonder and glory. The Devourer, of course, completes the chain. With him leading this arsenal of the Foundation, you now have the capability and the willpower to unleash the full reserves of the Devourer's own brand of apocalypse on this server. So that's exactly what you do. The magenta energy around you spikes back into a mixture of gold and pink, and you jettison into the air, hovering above the Head of the Incarnate.

You and the Devourer are now united by a single desire, setting aside all other doubts and sideplots. Your job, right here, right now, is to destroy the Godmodder, and when he's out of the way, destroy the universe yourself. You close your eyes as you and the Devourer become one, your body being consumed by fire and eaten alive. Destiny flips out as arms claw their way out of the fire, and then a head, followed by a grotesque body. Solidifying from the inferno is the Devourer. His presence makes the universe itself quake. The many sources of fire all flicker and die for a second or two, the many sources of light quiver and threaten to put themselves out, the ground trembles and tries to skitter away from the newfound apocalypse, and all of the players, entities, and godmodders feel themselves die a little. But as quickly as the Devourer properly enters the world, he is taken away.

His body cracks and splinters into the fire, falling and rushing back into your body, which is now a gateway, a conduit to untold power. You seal yourself up and grow to a massive size, your body metamorphosing into an unholy abomination. You are now a cross between your normal self and the Devourer, your body being a quarter of a kilometer wide and covered in thousands of divinium plates, complete with the resistant armor you always wear. Your eyes are flashing between gold and pink, and there is a massive gash in your head from which pink blood freely flows. Seven massive hooks protrude from your back, all of which are severed and are suspending seven swords of indeterminate power. Each of them holds the technique of a separate SCP Object.

The Head of the Incarnate blinks at this display. You grin, tensing up and readying yourself. You feel like you've waited many months to use this power, and perhaps you have. It is finally time to use it. You charge into action, a stream of pink fire trailing from you. You rip the first sword from your back, which gleams with the energy of mirrors and other worlds. You slice it through the air and a shining disc ejects itself from it, latching onto one of the reflective eyes of the Incarnate like a mirror. There is a massive rumbling and an unclean creature bursts out of the Eye, lumbering and shifting around the Incarnate and polluting it with black filth. The Incarnate tries in vain to get the creatures off, but it locks up, immobile. More and more unclean abominations slither around the Head, chewing at vital parts, corrupting important machinery, and carrying the burden of yet another apocalypse with them.

You rip the second sword from your back, which gleams with the energy of photographs and assault. The picture of a humanoid figure is broadcasted to both Eyes at once, meaning the Incarnate is forced to view it with no warning. A creature rips out of the sword and flies towards the Head, yelling incoherently and hysterically, trying to kill whatever saw it. The creature ducks into the inner workings of the Incarnate, tearing it apart from the inside out and destroying countless pieces of machinery. Miniature explosions rock the Head as eye, beard, and hair alike is damaged. The figure does not stop until the Head is dangling uselessly from the neck of the Incarnate. Several minutes pass before the Head can become operational again.

You rip the third sword from your back, which gleams with the energy of corruption and terror. An elderly humanoid bathed in horrific and oily substances deploys itself onto the Head of the Incarnate. One touch is enough to spread a miasma of rust and slag across the entirety of the Head in a slow and boiling progression. Metal sloughs off of the Incarnate's Head as it gradually loses all form. The figure then tears off chunks of the Head and ducks behind shadows that were never thought possible, retreating into its own domain and feasting on them. Each time it goes away, it comes back stronger, continuing its ritualistic meal for much longer than anything should be able to eat for.

You rip the fourth sword from your back, which gleams with the energy of clockworks and broken gods. Ejecting itself from the sword is a gargantuan machine, a horrific cousin of the item refinery attached to the Alchemiter, a rusted teratoma of spare parts and broken machinery fused into an amalgam of waste. The instant the machine touches the Incarnate, it stops working. Its body grows dim and is covered with rust, falling victim to the machine's power. Gradually, the head is absorbed into the machine, its gears and clockwork turning away and making a maddening beat devoid of rhythm. This isn't like the Scratch, a constant and uniform beat where clockwork and flow give the power to change. This is a song where melody is absent, and there is only dissonance and terror. The Incarnate folds inwards at this blight.

You rip the fifth sword from your back, which gleams with the energy of madness yet omnipotence. A man appears. A man that you can't understand or look at directly, yet is filled with power that dwarfs even your own and is at the exact same level as mine. The power to reshape reality. The power of omniscience and omnipotence. The power to play god. The man snaps his fingers and the Incarnate's Hair melts into a sea of magma, then solidifies into bedrock, then duplicates itself in exactly the same spot down to the atomic level, creating a chain reaction of plasma fireballs that breaks even bedrock. The Incarnate staggers over but gains balance. God looks around, seeing that there is so much more he could do here, but chuckles. It isn't His place to interfere. There are other people who are better at such a task, and you not in recognizance.

You rip the sixth sword from your back, which gleams with the energy of stares and carnage. A statue appears at the foot of the Incarnate while no one is looking. Because no one is looking, the statue moves upwards and upwards, concealed in darkness and shadows. It goes up, scaling past players and machinery that has already been broken. You look and break the chain, spying the statue as it has somehow already marched halfway up the Chestplate. You blink and it's nearing the Head. You blink again and there is a massive explosion that destroys a large sum of machinery. The Head is definitely looking worse for the wear now, and you realize that this must mean it is time for the killing blow.

The seventh sword has floated above you this entire time. You forcefully jam it into your head, its blade ripping through the tear already present and energizing itself with pink fire. The other six swords float by your side as you grow four other arms in order to wield them all. Now, as the entire Foundation ravages the Head of the Incarnate, you are able to go in for the final blow. You rush in, and, in a flurry of blows, unleash the force of the one and only Apollyon-class SCP. Six strikes is all it takes. Each one carries the force of an armageddon so powerful it can only be brought upon by a force whose bone creates nearly unbreakable chains, whose muscle ripples with enough might to create a tsunami, whose eye is so piercing it cuts through mountains, whose mouth speaks in tongues that render those who hear them deaf, dumb, and blind, and whose name is so ancient and twisted that whoever speaks it or even remembers it ceases to exist, blotted out by the Devourer itself. In six strikes, the Incarnate's Head blows itself apart, having sustained massive damage.

You fall back to the Head, the energy brought upon by the Foundation fading from you. SCP-2317 seals itself back inside of you. The actual Rave will hit at the end of the turn, so everyone else's attacks will have a chance to go through too! There was some great stuff used this turn that I don't want to be ignored...

Quote from comhraik»

The unoriginality of my last attack amplifies the curse of unoriginality to the point where it effects the godmodder so unoriginaly, that he falls asleep for 1 turn,causing the mech to fall over

There's no Curse of Unoriginality!

Quote from The_Nonexistent_Tazz»

Act 1!

TT THAT BETTER BE YOUR COMB RAVE.

My voice gets low and dangerous and all growly-like. "Richard...You are losing...There's only one bit left...There are comb raves ready to end this stupid machine."

"Ready to accept fate?"

I move up to the Head-it would just be cheap if I was immediately killed after I re-lived. I pull out the largest dentures in existence, so huge that I have no idea how huge they are! They're so huge they're incomparable! In those few seconds, I immediately get working on the 'Majestic' Beard, trimming it down to size by the power of chomping dentures, nomming right through tons of metal hair. I empoewr every tooth with the undying, unyielding power of Creation, until the dentures get too many metal shavings in them, at which point I re-store the dentures and remove the metal shavings as there is no way I'm just gonna lose the multiverse's largest dentures.

You move up to the Head! 4,000 damage to the Beard!

Quote from 5l1n65h07»

I Use the Battle Technique KA-CHING LV. 10 on the entity orb.

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Quite Ironic Considering you used bright green as a chumhandle color.

> 5l1n65h07: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 BLADERUNNER - KACHING

10,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!

Heh, yeah. I've been planning on changing it to a more muted shade of green after DTG2 is over.

Quote from TSFHISEPIC»

I go to the head and make the Majestic Beard not so majestic my puking on it. I tell the godmodder that's also what I think of him as, puke.

You move up to the Head! 1,500 damage to the Beard!

The Godmodder thinks the same way of you.

Quote from Irecreeper»

=TURN ONE=

=ACTION=

I quickly make my way to the Head, via usage of a spoon, growth potions and a rock.

I shove a massive lemon into the Incarnate's damaged eye, spraying juice everywhere! Then, I grab a massive wooden mallet, and slam the lemon deeper and deeper into it's skull. (Or exoskeleton? Whatever.) Then, I reveal that the lemon wasn't just a lemon; IT WAS A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON. The lemon explodes in a burst of flames, leaving a really nice scent behind and blowing part of the eye to pieces.

But then, I suddenly get thirsty. Only lemonade can quench my thirst. Ripping out chunks of the eye, I get the pieces with the most lemon-chunks on it. Then, I carefully scrap the lemons off of the metal shards, and make some classic lemonade, which I then proceed to drink.

But before I finish, one of the zombies from the party before slaps me in the face. I drop my lemonade. Anger builds up.

",courier,monospace">cc: ...do you know HOW HARD I worked to get that glass of lemonade!?

In a frenzy, I impale the zombie using the ARMISTYX in GLAIVE GLAIVE GLAIVE GUISARME GLAIVE SCYTHE MODE, jump towards the Incarnate, and end up ripping out more chunks of the Incarnate's eye in the process of smashing the zombie located on the ARMISTYX.

You move up to the Head!

5,500 damage to an Eye!

Quote from FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW»

As there is only one out of 6 spots left to attack, I take out my specially made guitar once more, and begin a new song, symbolizing our triumphant return from the ashes to defeat a great evil:

This song, filled with uplifting notes, brings the prayers of the people and players of GodCraft to the warriors scurrying around the gigantic mech, which gives a random positive effect to all of them, with Twin to decide what this effect is:

A damage buff of x size, a heal of x size, a haste (everyone gets x more posts for one turn), or an armor increase of x size.

Assuming I am not dead, I follow up the Chestplate's destruction and the song, The Sun Rises, by using Flare Blitz, dealing 5 recoil damage to me, but attacking the Scarred Metal's Weak Point For Massive Damage. I then am interrupted by something before I can do anything else: the realization that the Chestplate is about to collapse.

"EVERYONE, GET TO THE HEAD NOW!!!" I then tell the Godmodder to "Watch closely, you might learn a thing or two."

I suddenly disappear from the Head, and do not reappear. What am I doing? Find out next time!

Bide, minus damage I receive this turn: 12,000

1/3 turns remaining

As a comment, according to Twin's post, I can now heal, since it has been a turn. Please, Zombies, do not attack me, because otherwise I will be slaughtered before my Bide can go through.

Why can my specially made guitar play the noise of so many different instruments? Because I am that good at making specially made guitars!

The Godmodder would negate a damage buff, you can't go over the post limit, and everyone's armor is already maximum, so I'll settle for the healing buff. Next three posters will be healed for +3 HP!

3,000 damage to the Scarred Metal! You take 5 recoil damage!

Quote from babysphee»

OK HERES THE PLAN

WE SNEAK IN VIA THE CHEST

FIND THE PEPE

actually i have it right here

WHAT

...Huh. That's a very rare Pepe. Everyone on the Battlefield stares in complete shock. +3 HP!

Quote from pionoplayer»

Welp, never mind. Belay that orer, we don't need to rave yet, although I suppose it couldn't hurt.

Eric charges back up to hte head... assuming I'm still alive.

Old Man Elderly crashes another space dinghy into the next zombie to target a player.

Seriously, where is he getting these things?

Wait, did he retrieve the... yeah, he found the future version of the emerald nova again. Right before it falls into the abyss, it goes off again, spraying bullets into and inducing fear on all four parts of the head.

You move up to the Head! +3 HP!

The Emerald Nova deals 3,000 damage to all components of the Head! The Head is immune to Fear! Waluigi causes you to also deal 15,000 damage to the Enchanted Deck!

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

I use my amazing handsomeness BATTLE TECHNIQUE: Whatever-It's-Called! BLAZE IT on ectoBiologist mythicZoologist!

> ManiacMasteR: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BLAZE IT

7 damage to mythicZoologist!

Quote from engie_ninja»

"...Take your medicine like a mann!"

I promptly pull out a Crusader's Crossbow, aim upwards at the head, and shoot any injured players to heal them because nanomachines.

Son.

+4 HP to FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW! +3 HP!

Quote from CobaltShade»

I move up to the head, then pull out the Spadinner Blaster. Using it, I fire the essence of the Philips CD-i at the Combed Hair, causing a million toasters to toast not toast but the Combed Hair! A sharp spadinner spike shoots through the Combed Hair, imbued with the essence of Mayor Kravindish, who proceeds to declare the Combed Hair "illegal, you know!" The sound of Two Steps from Harkinian's "False King Harkinian" blares as I withdraw the Plumsgun and fire it into the Combed Hair, dealing lasting plams damage while I withdraw the Pitcher's Power and begin to fire it at the Combed Hair, summoning Billy Mays' ghost and Vince Offer's essence!

They have a showdown to decide who is the better pitchman. The first task is to operate a Slap Chop/Quick Chop and use it to chop up the Combed Hair, which ends up absolutely destroyed! They are about to continue when I fire the Remington Graffiti, summoning none other than the infamous screaming caller from area code 347! He screams "Suck mah [there are so many I's in this that the censor bar has to be this big]" at the Combed Hair

repeatedly until the Combed Hair cans.wav's, cutting itself on the spiked cans!

You move up to the Head! 9,000 damage to the Combed Hair!

Quote from insert_generic_username»

I casually ascend to the head, and stare at the very minor change in color between the beard and scar. That still doesn't really seem that big but whatever. I notice the TERRARIA 1.3 HYPE TRAIN suddenly incoming. However, on it are all the participants of jondanger's Terraria Forums DTG spinoff. I decide to prevent more reckless crossovers, and derail the hype train with the Roleplay Derailer's Halberd, causing it to crash into the Combed Hair.

After picking myself up from the horrible crash, I overheal myself with my medigun.

It's not that minor...

7,000 damage to the Hair!

+3 HP!

Quote from crystalcat»

TURN 1/3

I fly up onto the Head.

",geneva,sans-serif">"Full Drive charged. Ready to activate on your command."

I grin as Crystallum reports that her ultimate attack, or, rather, set of ultimate forms, is fully charged. Pulling out the sword once again, I raise it to the reddened sky, once again making one of the everpresent references to various Nanoha fanfics as I shout, "",palatino,serif">Go mad!"

",geneva,sans-serif">"Executioner's Blade, break limit!"

",sans-serif">The sword shudders, all six cartridges firing off at once. The blade splits down the middle, sliding to the very ends of the wide and thick handguard as a blindingly bright purple glow shines from the gap left by the split blade of the sword. Magic roars from the hilt and the inner edges of the blades revealed by the split, crafting into a massive blade of energy as the hilt elongates to more of a two-handed grip. The handguard itself widens slightly, magic spilling forth from the lengthened portion as well and covering the comparatively-small solid blades completely, forming a titanic blade of pure magic. Crystallum speaks again as the blade seems to solidify and become even more saturated with magic.

",sans-serif">",geneva,sans-serif">“Sword of Conviction, come forth. Let no foe stand before your might, and let all barriers dissolve as you cleave them.”

",sans-serif"> A magic circle springs up beneath my feet as the blade’s magic undergoes a final change, a distinctly cold shade of blue settling on the sword’s edge like a sheen. I score a tiny scratch into a nonspecific area of the Incarnate’s head, observing both that frost is creeping from the scratch and that the blade cut perfectly smoothly, as though it was moving through air. I laugh, seeing that the enhancement worked perfectly.

",sans-serif">Now, exposition time. The Sword of Conviction, also known as Ensis Exsequens or the Executioner’s Blade, was originally an advanced attack spell from the universe of Mahou Sensei Negima. Taking the form of a blade of magic extending from the caster’s hand, it forced a phase-change to gas in any liquid or solid it passed through. This had the dual effects of making it extremely efficient at cutting and causing a massive cold snap whenever it cut something, due to the heats of fusion and vaporization being forcibly absorbed from the environment around. I decided to adapt it into an enhancement spell for magical blades, and it seems to have worked perfectly.

",sans-serif">I raise the sword and take a magic-assisted leap, flying straight for the Incarnate’s damaged eye. I raise the sword and stab it directly down into the eye, before carving it into bits with a slice or two of the Executioner’s Blade. A flurry of slashes leaves the eye looking very beaten up, before I fly up and lengthen the blade further, preparing for a finishing strike. With a shout of, “",sans-serif">",palatino,serif">STRIKE!",sans-serif">” I turn and whip the blade downwards, the magical blade lengthening as it slashes before it connects, slicing the Incarnate’s eye into a mirror of the Godmodder’s real eye, and also into a mirror of the eye on the Incarnate itself that’s scarred over.

",sans-serif">The blade slowly shrinks back into the hilt before the split blades themselves close back into the original sword with a final snap like a guillotine. "",geneva,sans-serif">That felt... wonderful." Crystallum certainly seemed to like it, and I admit I quite liked the power at my command myself.

You move up to the Head!

12,500 damage to an Eye! Waluigi causes the Tripod to also take 12,500 damage!

Quote from Talist»

@The God-ard-modder-Rich: But there's a key difference between you and them that I mentioned earlier. You're trying to prove yourself as being better than us pathetic players in every way and they aren't. At least not right now. So that's why I'm giving you a hard time for copying us.

@Red Dragon: Somehow, I suspect the Red Dragon is retconing these features in specifically to counter my points. First, there's the problem with all shapeshifters. Where does it get the extra mass from? If it transforms from the size of a planet to the size of a universe, where is it getting the universe worth of extra mass? Matter is energy and conservation of energy and all that. However, this line of questioning isn't as fun as my next one. And this... oh Notch... this is going to be good.

So, the Red Dragon has infinite brains? Ohhh man... there are so many problems with that... That would mean the Red Dragon has no central nervous system which in turn would mean it is really stupid, as in, amoeba levels of stupid. Well, probably. Lets go into some of the other problems as well.

Problem 1: First, the time it takes information to reach the brain is not the only limiting factor. In order for it to see something and decide to crush it, information has to go from the eyes, to the brain, be processed in whatever manner, and then go to the arms. Even if you remove the time it takes to get to the brain and assume the Red Dragon has the reaction speed of Zoro, information would still need to travel to the arms. Which, if the Red Dragon is the size of the Earth-Moon system, I'd guesstimate would take 2 or 3 seconds, which is a really long time in the heat of combat. And if you to say that it has eyes on its arms or something, I first want to ask you if you're sure this is a dragon because its sounding more and more like the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And secondly, if it has eyes everywhere, that would be massive information overload and make it quite vulnerable to getting poked in the eye. And evolutionarily, eyes are expensive. That brings me to my next point.

Problem 2: Having infinite brains would make it very vulnerable to brain damage. Literally any attack that does some damage might damage a part of one or more of its brains. And if a part of its brains gets damaged, how does the Dragon know to not route information through there? And brain damage is quite hard to self detect, especially with how large the Dragon is and how many brains it has to keep track of. There are 2 main problems with healing regeneration. First off, brains are complex things, so regenerating them isn't the easiest thing to do in the world. Second, the Red Dragon would have to know exactly which brain was damaged and how badly. Sometimes the brain can take a hit but not suffer permanent damage. That would take up a lot of processing time and power, consonantly monitoring the state of each and every brain with some other brain.

Problem 3 (related to problem 2): Concussions. The Red Dragon would get ALL of the concussions. A concussion is effectively, a bruise to the brain. Nerve tissue is pretty soft, which is why most animals have a skull and fluid inside that skull to cushion the brain against hits. However, the Red Dragon doesn't have this and so would get concussions very, very easily. And even worse for it, it has brains in its arms. So when it actually hits something, it would get a concussion. That would be like me knocking myself out by punching someone else. Thus, the Red Dragon would quickly loose judgement ability and would start slowing down more and more as information has to be routed farther to find a still intact brain.

Problem 4: Brains take up a lot of power. About 20% of the calories a human eats are used by the brain, or about 15 watts. This is WAY more efficient than a computer, but still a lot of power for something only 1260 cubic centimeters. Quick! To the Maths-mobile! Lets say that the Red Dragon is the size of 20 Earths because MC worlds are bigger than Earth. Now, the volume of the Earth is 1.08321 * 10^15 cubic meters. Multiply this by 40 then divide by 1.26 and we get that the Red Dragon has effectively 3.4387 * 10 ^ 16 human brains. Each of those take 15 watts, so that's 5.1581 * 10 ^ 17 watts. One watt is one joule per second. So, this is a LOT of energy. I know that a cooked fish (I think it was salmon, but I forgot.) has about 100 calories, so lets work with that. A food calorie is actually a kilo-calorie and 1 joule equals 2.39 * 10 ^ -4 kilo-calories. So to maintain its brains, the Red Dragon has to eat 1.233 trillion cooked fish per second. However, lets give the Dragon a fighting chance and say it can convert mass to energy with some kind of anti-matter engine, which converts mass to energy with about 40% efficiency (theoretically, the most efficient matter to energy conversion possible). Then it can get away with only needed to eat 14.325 grams of matter per second, essentially having to eat a small handful of Skittles every second (13.489 to be exact, as a Skittle weighs slightly more than a gram). That's not bad, but it would still add up over 15 days. Over 15 days, the Red Dragon would have to eat 17,481,744 Skittles worth of mass. But, that is not counting the energy it takes for all its other functions (like, breathing fire, keeping up its body temperature, moving, etc. As the human brain takes up 20% of power, maybe we can say these other operations are the other 80%, in which case the Skittles per second rises five fold up to 67.445 Skittles.). Remember that other 60% of energy? Its not lost. Most of that is stuff like heat. So, in order to maintain its brains, the Red Dragon would be exploding every second with the force of 8.09 Skittles, or 7.28 * 10 ^ 17 joules. Yeah, matter has a lot of energy.

After that, lets do some more qualitative stuff. Problem 5 (this is probably the biggest problem because it can't be explained away by "its fantasy" as it is a logical conclusion to previously stated things): Brains process several different sources of information all at once. The human brain takes in all kind of different sources of information, touch, sight, those weird ones we don't have names for like wetness detection and the position of limbs, and combines all of that into a few actions and/or thoughts. Because the Red Dragon doesn't process everything all in once place, each part of its brain won't have access to the full story. The biggest problem I see with this is in vision. Based on the picture we got earlier, the Dragon has two eyes, pretty standard practice for living creatures. That allows each eye to get a slightly different picture and then have the brain combine them into one 3-d image. IE: depth perception. The Red Dragon's problem is that the image from each eye will be processed separately, so its like it has only 1 eye. The Red Dragon would have terrible depth perception, something kinda useful in the vastness of space. Except its actually worse because each eye will give a different picture of the world, so different parts of the dragon will think that things are in different places. So, if the two parts of the brain/brains that each processed one eye give directions to an arm to attack, the arm will be told to attack two different places at once, with obvious problems.



That was fun. There are some other problems, but I'll save them for later as this post is long enough already. Finally, actual question to Twin: Will I ever get to use my comb rave? If not, can I substitute in some weird combo instead?

Action: I move up to the head and toss 8.09 Skittles into the beard. I only harness 0.1% of their true power, but that still causes a colossal explosion. That, and my above arguments. Comeon... those have to do something... That's where about 70% of my creativity has gone for this fight.

My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.

-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P- (I'm still going to do this because if there's two things I want to do in this battle, they are 1) slow the Red Dragon with science and 2) continue Wilson's RP. BTW: Welcome to the Secretly Hide RPs from Twin Club (SHRPFTC), Fseftr.

",courier,monospace">GODMODDER: When did I say I was trying to prove myself as being better than all of you?

",courier,monospace">GODMODDER: Now I'm focused on obliterating you - and this entire universe.
GODMODDER: And I don't care what I have to copy to do it, so long as it gets done.

The Red Dragon is not bound by the laws of science. The Red Dragon existed at the beginning of time, it is all anything was. Normal laws do not apply to it, as it is a being of magic as old as time, of unswayable chaos. It defies all science and cannot be explained. It was Minecraftia in its simplest time. It can become anything, take any form, do anything.

It depends on if you get to Level 10. If you don't, then feel free to do that combo.

You move up to the Head! 2,000 damage to the Beard!

Quote from Netpatham»

RAVE AT THE HEAD, SOMEONE! KILL IT FAST!

So it's constantly working at cross-purposes to itself? That's not how you fix this problem. Distributed 'brains' won't work, because the same problem arises with communication between each IN ADDITION TO the fact that one brain may be doing something another brain is not interested in doing, let alone the full consciousness of the Red Dragon.

..."so that it never takes a superfluous amount of time to do anything." I feel like you used it wrong.

Perhaps "so that it never takes an excess amount of time to do anything", perhaps. Eh.

/null

Either way, I continue nomming on SBaHJ's ",sans-serif">brians.

SBaHJ was a distaction!

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Post 1

(GREEN)Not so high-and-mighty now, huh?(END GREEN)

Improbable Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Hitchhiker's Universe
Eglarbroad re-connects the Raspberry Port and Quartz Sphere-Dimensional Hole-Improbaberl Grey to the Tubas. Then, he walks up to the head...
The Hitchhiker's Guide - Stick Edition is placed inside the Tubas... it bangs against infinite walls, navigating the twists and turns of the Tubas. And then, it escapes... to a region of undeveloped space.

The Hitchiker's Guide: Stick Edition expands and shifts... then shrinks to the smallest possible, and heats up to temperatures too big for any matter to form...
boom

It expands, and cools quickly. Quarks form into baryons, protons, neutrons, and electrons form matter...
A new universe, but with time accelerated googol-fold... until it reaches present day. The universe has acted out the exact events needed for the events in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to happen.
The mycelium web spreads out to form a void, removing the filter. The Tubas point at the Scarred Metal and...

A rat climbs out of the Tubas, which shifts into a pear, a ball of yarn, an elephant, and ultimately the Heart of Gold. It escapes to places unknown, as a Vogon Fleet somehow come out of the Tubas. Their ships were modified to think the Incarnate was the Earth, and show that the Incarnate is the Earth to all Vogons. Now annoyed, the Vogons shoot the Demolition Beams at the Incarnate's Scarred Metal, then fly away. At the same time, the Magratheans have been asked, in the past, to mass produce planets made of various explosive materials, which they have stockpiled. All the stockpiled planets are catapulted out, and explode on collision of the Scarred Metal.

The mycelium shrinks the space in the bell to the size of a stick... As a final blow, the Hitchhiker's Guide: Stick Edition flies out of the Tubas and hits the Scarred Metal.

8,000 damage to the Scarred Metal! Waluigi causes me to also take 8,000 damage...

Quote from mythicZoologist»

My aura finally returns to it's usual lack of shape. It seems diamond sorcery won't be possible again for a while. I still have some room to do a lot, though.

I take a long cloth prayer strip, wrapping it in a bow of static, pulling back the string to form an "arrow" of similar static. Releasing the string, I fire the bow directly upwards, the arrow sailing a few meters into the air before bursting into a shower of small lights. Healing me as they fall back to my level.

You can't be healed since you were recently attacked by a Zombie!

Quote from Fseftr»

Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $388 (+2 to Wilson)

Battlefield: I move to the head and shave the majestic beard with the azure armoury's blade saw

-HMAS Ship-

7,000 damage to the Beard!

Quote from engie_ninja»

Remember that Meditank from way back in the battle against Binary? Well, it comes back to make a cameo appearance, firing a tremendously large bolt through the air, straight into the most injured player. It injects some sort of powerful regenerative chemical, forcing their injuries to quite literally explode back into good health because awesomeness is volatile. The explosion is so damn powerful, it turns off the sun! But then it gets dark, so it creates ANOTHER sun!

DOUBLE SUN POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

+4 HP to crystalcat!

Quote from CobaltShade»

I withdraw the Voxwands from SCP-343 knows where and wave them around. Suddenly, the vocals to Night Tales Deceive begin to play, tuned better than anyone human could ever tune. To this song, I withdraw Sacra Geometria and perform a quick hand scramble. Of course, I could just do a T-perm, an OLL algorithm and do some F2L, then make six quick turns and solve the cube, but I would probably undo my moves and solve the cube that way.

I proceed to solve the cube, doing the cross in seven moves and inserting the F2L pairs intuitively, then solving it with OLL #41 and then a Gb-perm. Final time, 4.391 seconds. While solving it, I seem to have inadvertently summoned a giant pair of scissors. The giant pair of scissors pokes one of the Incarnate's Eyes.

I then wave the Voxwands around again, playing the vocals to Our 16bit Warz. To this song, I pull out Ergo Sum and summon a Spartan universal computer-constructor that fits inside the Incarnate's head. I order it to begin firing gliders at the Eyes, then configure it to begin firing LWSSes, then MWSSes, then HWSSes, and so on until it is firing an array of knightships, corderships, giant gliders and other things. It's a beautiful sight to anyone who has ever seen the beauty of cellular automata.

I switch tracks to World's End Dancehall, then pull out the Sevenalarm Armcannon. Using this amazing piece of Rubik's (well, not really Rubik's, but you get the point) weaponry, I scramble the cube and begin solving it in the strangest way. In fact, it's somehow faster than 2 minutes despite being completely disorganized and entirely intuitive. As soon as I finish it, I fire, sending a bolt of pure cubing power into the Incarnate's Eyes.

8,500 damage to an Eye!

Quote from TT2000»

I move to the Head, as the others construct the dock... Once Twin finishes his post...

You move up to the Head!

Quote from gutza1»

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9

Antimatter Buster Nuke: Used.

Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 6

Antimatter Torpedoes: 15. Reloaded. Ready to fire.

==Actions==

Zombie Lothyra uses Antichamber (but with the IAC-FR) on the player with the highest health.

> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ANTIBLAST - ANTICHAMBER

15 damage to pionoplayer!

Quote from crystalcat»

TURN 2/3

I admire the damage I did to the eye, before pulling out the Rod of Phyrexia and lighting it up with black flame. The flame roars into a long cylinder of compressed black fire, looking almost like a lightsaber. I tap the powers of black mana and cast Corrupt on the fire, the blade taking on a further inky-dark sheen. I stab through the same Eye I attacked before, a creeping corruption spreading from where the blade touched and eating into the Eye as well. (Note: Pure damage, no status effects intended)

7,500 damage to an Eye! Waluigi also causes Metroid Prime to take 7,500 damage!

Quote from Talist»

I build a house on top of the Incarnate's combed hair, complete with tall towers, balconies, grand entrance halls, and a storage room. But then it turns out to be made out of dynamite. "Captain! He's built himself a house of dynamite!". Then I detonate the bomb house.

Edit- Aww... its the Deck. Oh, the good memories. I add the Queen of Diamonds. What it does is dispell any debuffs from one ally (including zombie unhealing-ness) and then heals for 5,000. Edit- I mean the debuff zombies give, not zombieness all together. That's the great thing about complicated entities. You can tailor them to suit your specific needs.

My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.

-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-

3,000 damage to the Combed Hair! Waluigi causes a Beta Godmodder to hide in a nearby fallout bunker, taking no damage!

Queen of Diamonds bound!

Quote from TSFHISEPIC»

This turn I will do nothing but protect Split.

Okay.

Quote from crystalcat»

TURN 3/3

I use Luminescence Lv. 10 on myself, hopefully getting back to full health.

I also add another card to the Deck: The 2 of Diamonds. Upon this being drawn, it summons a massive amount of coins, loads them into a Coin Gun, and fires them at a random enemy for damage determined by the amount of coins conjured. (Generate a random number between 250 and 750, multiply by 25 to get the damage. Can either be really low or really high, but averages out to around 12,000 damage. Move the random number generation bounds up or down as needed.)

> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 LUMINESENCE - ANTHOLOCORE

+15 HP!

2 of Diamonds bound!

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

K4YNE, TT, I SUGGEST USING A DUAL RAVE NOW, OR AT LEAST ONE.

I taste gooey-ness Metroid Prime, by biting into him.

2,000 damage to Metroid Prime!

Quote from Netpatham»

I start riffling through the Deck, hoping to draw the Queen of Spades. If I don't, I wander off and nom on Generic. A lot of Generic.

==2 Hours Later==

Nom.

The Deck draws itself! You don't draw from it!

3 damage to generic!

Quote from Fseftr»

Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $388 (+2 to Wilson)

Battlefield: I use the shockwave laser cannon on the majestic beard.

-HMAS Ship-

The Shockwave-Laser Cannon deals 7,500 damage to the Beard! The Eye takes 2,500 splash damage!

Quote from TT2000»

And so, the motorboat slowly pulls into the dock that we built from our own bodies...

Everyone around is quivering with hype as it stops, the light still too bright to make out anything. Many of the people there are driven to blindness purely because of how bright and pure the light is.

Finally, the light, despite being as intense as our hope(that is, quite intense), somehow gets much more intense, just for a second...and goes out.

The cocoon inside has hatched. And, without the light, we can make out the symbol on the ship...

A shotgun.

"GOANNA BOT INFINITY

EDITION,

READY FOR ACTION."

I watch in awe as THE DESTRUCTION begins!

He starts with the SCARRED METAL!

Goannabot pulls out THE BEST SHOTGUN IN THE UNIVERSE! It's somehow MORE powerful than the Deudly Magnum! He fires it at the Head of the Incarnate! Multiple times! Bit obviously, that wouldn't be enough! He pulls out all 6 of the shotguns in the picture above, but it turns out those shotguns weren't to scale-they are actually 10^10000000 times bigger than a normal shotgun! They also wear capes, making them literal SUPER SHOTGUNS! Goanna uses them as giant indestructible clubs to smash the scar! Not only that, but he digs the Shotgun deep into the Incarnate's flesh/metal, and uses his mighty GOANNA STRENGTH to YANK! When he's finished, the Incarnate has SIX fresh new scars, all significantly longer than the original!

He switches the target of his assault to the RIGHT EYE!

The right eye suddenly starts spazzing out! The godmodder realizes that a GLITCH has taken hold of it! The glitch shoots over 10,000,000 different primary colors into the eye, outside of the normal light spectrum and on the new GLITCH SPECTRUM, a spectrum of light and color that normal human minds cannot comprehend, and is ESPECIALLY offensive to control-freak godmodder minds! Panicking, the godmodder attempts to use the remains of his arms to STAB HIS OWN EYE OUT! He knows it hurts! A lot! Suddenly, the godmodder realizes that THE GLITCH IS SPREADING OUTWARDS SLOWLY! Not only is it shooting off more colors, but soon, it'll spread to his LEFT EYE, doubling the pain! The godmodder desperately attempts to make the Right Eye self-destruct or do... SOMETHING!

Luckily, the Glitch eventually glitches itself away, but not without first harming the godmodder immensely!


Goannabot switches his target to the LEFT EYE!

Suddenly, a random marine runs up, barely noticeable among the chaos! The godmodder is still reeling from the last attack, temporarily blind in his right eye! However, the marine runs up to and approaches the left eye, and shoots the above guns! As it turns out, they're actually 10,000 times more powerful than they look! Because that STILL isn't powerful enough, the Marine's guns are actually enchanted with SUPREME CHEESINESS, which covers the godmodder's left eye in ordinary, normal, hair-lotion flavored cheese! The godmodder breaths a sigh of relief, as he's immune to non-uber guns and this is-wait, HAIR LOTION FLAVORED!?

The godmodder's eyes begin to BURN LIKE THE SUN! The godmodder's left eye begins to tear up, and before long, he is CRYING in front of the entire assembled group of players, who all point at him and laugh! The godmodder's humiliation builds, as the marine slices billions of onions very close to the Left Eye, shoves random giant specks of dirt in the eye, and dumps water on it... SUPER CHLORINE SWIMMING POOL WATER, that is!

Goannabot switches his target of attack to the COMBED HAIR!

The godmodder's combed hair is beautiful, as we all know. We also know that if the hair had eyes, it would be eyeing that gun nervously... especially when it floats out of goannabots hands into the air... closer to the combed hair... CLOSER...

Finally, the gun(which has grown giant) uses it's weird tentacle laser thing to stretch out and MESS THE INCARNATE'S HAIR UP! When he's done, the hair is REALLY ugly... but that's not the last of it! The gun ALSO uses its laser/bullet to carve a section of the godmodder's hair off, giving the combed hair a BALD SPOT! Panicking, the godmodder attempts a sloppy-comb over, but the only thing around to use as a comb is a jagged piece of land! The Incarnate shrugs and grabs it anyway! Bad decision! When the Incarnate turns the land upside down, it turns out that there was an abandoned mineshaft in it-HUNDREDS of Cave Spiders pour out of it and burrow into the Incarnate's hair! They'll breed in there, and act as what is essentially lice! Since the Incarnate now has non-removable lice, he is shunned by his family and friends, and even worse, banned from most restaurants! Oh, and those cave spiders bite him! A LOT!


Goannabot aims his next attack at the Majestic Beard...

The Beard was prepared for an ATTACK, not a QUESTION! It scrambles to answer, about to use the obvious solution; Richard! But then it realizes that the question wasn't "What does the godmodder look like", it's "What does A godmodder look like?". It realizes that it CAN'T describe what godmodders look like, since it can't adequately define the term! For some reason, the Beard thinks the way to fix this is to head straight to philosophy school! But, since it's a Beard and not a human, it's thrown out of every school it attends! The Beard's self-esteem is continuously more damaged, as it looks up on the Internet to find a way to answer the question, and every single message board has 1,000,000 copies of the same thread:

"LOL beards suck especially the Incarnate's Beard"

Each thread has anywhere from 10,000 to 1,000,000,000 posters, all expressing agreement! It reads through every single one in an attempt to find an answer from the question, but ultimately, it is unable to answer the question AND suffers more self-esteem damage!

Finally, the Combed Beard ends up questioning it's existence... what's the point of having such power, if it can't answer ONE SIMPLE QUESTION?

But then it realizes it does have 1 useful ability; IT CAN GODMOD ATTACKS! Yes, that's it! The Beard will just godmod this attack! It'll... uh... it'll have been wearing earplugs in the past! Yeah yeah, that's perfect!

Goannabot's response:

And the Beard's life collapses around it. His pure emotional pain spreads to all other parts of the face as a result of his complete loss of control, and it is rendered incapable of moving as Goannabot walks up and finishes the job by applying REAL pain to the Beard's Beard area! The Incarnate, and, by extension, The Godmodder, suffer from the complete and indisputable conquering of all their defenses! The only hope now is that Goannabot has nothing left to use...

But no! Goannabot has one final attack in store, aimed at ALL parts of the Head!

Almost immediately, these happen:

BOOOOOOMMMM!!!

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..

.

.

DESTROY THE GODMODDER!

In this game, you have to destroy a godmodder! Use any attacks you want. I will manage the thread.


Godmodder: HP: 100/100



Tips:

1. Don't expect your attacks to actually work.

2. You can help the godmodder, but he will betray you.

3. You can beat the godmodder, but you have to use attacks that can't be godmodded.

4. If an attack works, it will usually do little damage, and the godmodder will do something so it doesn't work a second time.

5: You can use "charged" units, and they will help in the battle. The longer you charge them, the more powerful and effective they will be. 1-post summons of an entity generally are turned to the godmodder's own team instantly, but there are exceptions.

6: If you charge a summon, don't say "I'm going to charge it for 150 posts" and then move the progress by 10 per post by you. Because then it will only be a 15 post charge! If you want an entity with 150 posts worth of power, build it for 150 post!

7: You can use multiple attacks per post, but the more you use, the less effective each one will be.


The Incarnate looks around... is this... is this really... no... how could this... THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE... The pure REALIZATION outright SHATTERS the Incarnate's brain!

---

We look at the sleeping Incarnate, the last attack having been a simple sleepy attack that sent the Incarnate to sleep! The godmodder will remain with a broken brain when he awakens! Goannabot hovers above, looking down upon us, with love in his eyes...

"You could not understand me, because I was always far beyond your level of intelligence. Not even TT2000 could comprehend the true genius of my attacks, which is why I have failed. But I returned for you in this robot form, to save you from the Incarnate's hatred and Insanity. I have not entirely done your job before you, but with this, I dearly hope it has been made much easier. Unfortunately, I now must go."

We all scream at him not to go, but he is determined...

"Goodbye, everyone, and thank you for your hospitality and hype!"

Gonna dies in a BRILLIANT flash of light, so powerful! The Incarnate finally wakes up, and realizes that everyone is wearing blindfolds to mask the brilliance... but him! Goannabot leaves us with one last parting gift; a temporarily blinded Incarnate!

7,500 damage to ALL Head components! The Incarnate's Head cannot attack this turn since it is blinded!

Quote from insert_generic_username»

I stab net for his insubordination, and then toss him into the Majestic Beard. The Incarnate now suffers an incredibly itchy beard forever. I then follow up with an ONCEST on the beard.

Net bounces off of the Beard harmlessly!

> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 .JPEG'S IRE - ONCEST

10,000 damage to the Beard!

Quote from gutza1»

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9

Antimatter Buster Nuke: Used.

Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 6

Antimatter Torpedoes: 15. Reloaded. Ready to fire.

==Actions==

If Lothyra still a zombie, she uses Universal Power in a harmful way at a random player. Then (both if she's a zombie or not) she flies to the Head again.

4 damage to Pit! Mystical life energies swirl around you... You're cured!

Quote from The_Nonexistent_Tazz»

Act 2!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 1/9

#GOANNA2016

...But seriously, TT, use the Comb Rave, plox. We kind of need it, badly.

More to the point, I start getting serious. This mech, immune to Oblivion Majjyks...Of course, I would make half of my ships armaments based around that, and only one being non-elemental. I should have thought that out better and balanced it a bit. I have the technology to do so, later. Moorblade would have been a lot more useful as a weapon had this happened. With a Rave ready...As it stands, I feel like I may be relegated to healing.

GOOD THING I'M GOOD AT THAT.

I immediately pull out the Moorblade, putting it somewhere somewhat more safe from the chaos, and immediately create a time-dilation field around the Moorblade, making time within it go faster-Hour inside, second outside, to get a rough approximation. I then target a random injured player that is not a Zombie nor has been bitten by one recently-or BuidlIf none of the players are non-zombies and are not prevented from healing, Twin, skip the rest of this. They find themselves in the Moorblade's Medical Bay, with the most powerful healing station-the Quick Fix Array-pointed directly at them, along with various other medical tools, including the Sixth Degree. I immediately supercharge the whole array with my potent Life abilities, and immediately fire upon them, healing an unprecedented amount of hurt in an unprecedented amount of time. After the deed is done there, I realize that just healing them is not going to directly work-they need to get back into prime physical condition to be ready to fight at full 100% again! I quickly take them to the rec room's appropriate facilities, and let them help themselves to the appropriate food and physical exercise that they need for that day to really recover! I then realize that they've gotten tired from that, and let them nap in the beds and enjoy the free Wi-fi while they're at it. Eh.

Three seconds later, from everyone else's perspective, this person is back outside and ready to rumble.

+7 HP to Nimbleguy!

Quote from TehEpicNinja9001»

"I think we attack the head. :3"

I then use a giant Facial-Hair-Crushing Hammer to crush the Incarnate's Majestic Beard.

2,000 damage to the Beard!

Quote from FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW»

What else can I reference?

Well, first, I finish the attack from before the Goannabot's arrival. After seeing the carnage brought around by a benign version of a troll from my position high in the sky, I start falling, and falling, and falling. I make sure to land shell first, and finish my Fly attack on the Combed Hair. I comment to the now gone Goannabot that even a broken clock is right twice a day, and as such, two broken clocks fall on the Combed Hair of The Incarnate. Finally, I invoke the attack that always makes Combed Hair and Magnificent Beards short-lived: HUMIDITY!!! I play the Song of Storms on my Specially made Guitar: do-do-do,do-do-do, do dodododododo bum bum baba bum, bum bum baba bum! Rain falls, lighting crashes down, and a gigantic windmill starts spinning, hitting the Incarnate's Eyes repeatedly. To finish up, I use my newfound Okami powers from the song I played earlier to Power Slash the Majestic Beard, cutting part of it free from The Incarnate. However, the large amount of Godlike Power infused into my body needs to flee back to Amaterasu, so she can defeat Yami for us. The pure power rips out of all my orifices, dealing 1 damage to me, and rocketing straight through the thing I was facing: The Incarnate's not-so Majestic Beard.

Also, TT2000, it's the Majestic beard and combed hair. If you can, make these edits, so twin doesn't try to use those as an excuse for why the attack fails.

I should have 10 hp left now

Bide 1/3 turns,

14,000 damage

"HEY, GODMODDER!!! YOU BETTER ATTACK ME NOW IF YOU DON"T WANT TO GET UTTERLY DEMOLISHED!!!"

1,500 damage to the Hair and Beard! 1 damage to you!

Quote from Nimbleguy»

Post 2
(GREEN)Huh. I did not notice that level up... So many battle techniques, so little time... I use Blind Eye Level 10 - Pyramidion on the Scarred Metal.(END GREEN)

> Nimbleguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLIND EYE - PYRAMIDION

You shut both of your eyes, the entire area around you going dark. The only visible things to anyone around you are you and the Scarred Metal. A crimson X is painted over both of your eyes, rendering them completely shut. Yet, another eye opens, this one golden. A holographic image of a pyramid hovers around you, flickering between gold and orchid colors, a black and white hat, a black and white bowtie, and black and white limbs. The residual powers of Bill Cipher materialize through you, and a large pyramid skewers the Scarred Metal capstone-first, creating a large array of red/blue flames that appear across the Metal! 10,000 damage!

Quote from babysphee»

WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT PEPE

i had it in my image folder, why do you ask

WHO WOULD GIVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT AWAY

a dead guy

SO YOU STOLE THIS OFF A CORPSE

yes

THATS KINDA ****ED UP

ANYWAYS

LETS START THE RITUAL

BB places the pepe on the ground face up, he then draws a "me gusta" face with red chalk

ARE YOU REALY SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS

yes, its for the best

OK, JUST FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS

travis puts his hands up and says

"mutch meme, great power"

"it was le me, meme king"

travis does the dio pose from jojo

"i am the meme, dank meme"

travis spins around and moon walks

"LE DOGE!"

travis then posts on 4chan

BRADY IS GOING BACK TO THE PAST

the memes have been sealed

travis is now the meme vessel

memeia

You become supercharged with the power of Memeia. This is a one-time effect. Use it wisely.

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I charge up all my power for my final attack before I most likely become a zombie: To celebrate Roy getting into Sm4sh, I use Critical Hit on the Scarred Metal.

Critical Hit! The attack counteracts the aura that causes all attacks at the Head to deal halved damage and deals 5,000 damage!

Quote from Fseftr»

Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x1, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $390 (+2 to Wilson)

Battlefield: I chug a potion of nectar

+3 HP!

Quote from mythicZoologist»

Using the bow of static from earlier, I fire a rapid volley of arrows into the Third Entity Orb. Each arrow transforming into a different shape in midair.

the first arrow turns into a rain of fire. The second, ice. The third bursts into a massive torrent of wheat, enough to feed an army for a day. The fourth arrow sails too high, but turns into an boulder and falls. And the final arrow becomes transparent as it takes on the properties of glass.

6,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!

Quote from Talist»

As much as I dislike Homestuck and everything related to it, I should at least see what this does.
BT: Fox's Call, lvl 10 full circle on some part of the head that's still alive. Or, on Build if this happens to be a defensive kind of BT. It kinda sounds like it.

My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.

-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-

Special Attacks don't come from Homestuck (although the name of the Echeladder does)!

> Talist: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 FOX'S CALL - FULL CIRCLE

You jump to the Head, the power of Wilson surging through you. Your eyes flicker with lightning and turn gold/white, and nine holographic tails form around you that begin to rotate around. The tails flicker so intensely that they form a shining circle rather than a set of tails. You feel extremely empowered, and a rush of lightning and flame is expelled from behind you! You're caught in it, but you are unharmed, and merely feel invigorated! The blast deals 10,000 damage to an Eye!

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The Comb Rave hits, destroying the Majestic Beard and both Eyes in one shot, and dealing 215,000 damage to the Combed Hair and Scarred Metal!

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Split orders several hundred tons of body parts from INWVSA officials! It comes in a dump ship, which is basically a dump truck but is also a spaceship. They leave quickly after seeing the destruction bought on by the hype of the Goanna Bot. Split sucks all the life energy from the body parts using various unethical means of dubious morality, and channels it into an especially potent one-use potion that restores +30,000 HP!

I move over to the Right Arm, looking at the Entity Orb! I decide to project emotions into the Right Arm's emotion storers, but I project emotions that are completely foreign to it, not falling under happy, violent, or sad! Feelings of disgust, shock, fear, helplessness, pride, selfishness, and other various emotions are plugged into it! But the Right Arm was only designed to store six emotions at once, and it can't handle the emotion overload! As a result, the Entity Orb takes 25,000 damage!

The Legion of Godmodders rushes to the almost-beaten Head! They decide to throw a long list of mild inconveniences at the Incarnate with the hopes that all of them will eventually add up and the Head will take heavy damage! The Legion of Godmodders gives the Head several paper cuts, causes it to stub its toe (the pain is somehow received in the Head), causes it to stare at the sun for too long and have a weird multicolored afterimage in its now-dead Eyes, gives it an itch in its back that it just can't scratch, gives it a mildly sore throat, gives it an urge to sneeze that it can't quite follow up on, leaving it eternally waiting and wondering when it will sneeze, and causes a chandelier to fall on its head! Okay, that last one wasn't quite mild, but it worked. The Combed Hair is destroyed, and the Scarred Metal takes 20,000 damage!

Metroid Prime and the Tripod deal 25,000 damage to the Corruption Buster! The Enchanted Deck draws the King of Hearts, healing Split for +20,000 HP! The Legion of Godmodders summons their penultimate entity... This one has quite a bit of power behind it, and a ship ready for piloting!

The Red Dragon fires a meteor from the sky that slams into Apocalypse Hill! In the rubble is a Joker card that springs up and attaches it to the Enchanted Deck, leaking all of the probability-based life force from it and using it for its own nefarious purposes... The Enchanted Deck takes 30,000 damage, and then the Joker fires two beams of red and black energy that kills 50 Beta Godmodders and 10 Gamma Godmodders!

The sadness covering the Head dissipates... All attacks against it now deal normal damage! The Head can't attack because of the remainder of Goanna Bot's power! Entity Orb 2 uses up its Violent memory, giving the Busters' attack a x3 bonus! They fire beams of energy that dwarf the Incarnate in size, and they come so suddenly that the Legion of Godmodders can't even godmod against them! The remainder of the Beta Godmodders are killed, and so are 25 Gamma Godmodders! Entity Orb 1 Contaminates Metroid Prime! The disease will spread in later turns... Entity Orb 2 changes shape, taking the powers of the UOSS! More specifically, it gains the powers of its Superlaser! It deals very high damage, but can only attack every other turn.

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The Itinerary:

> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!

> All: Destroy the Incarnate's Entity Orbs!

> All: Help defend the Legion of Godmodders!

> All: Help defend Build!

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Armageddon Hill:

IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 3,844,000/8,000,000. (Gains +500,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 13

ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 11/20.

Split: [N] HP: 89,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II

Build: [AG] HP: 91,000/200,000. Slowing the Eclipse.

Legion of Godmodders: [AG] Gammas: 100/100 HP. (x65.) Deltas: 100/100 HP. (x50.) Omegas: 100/100 HP. (x10.) Can godmod attacks. Secret Charge: IIIIIIIIII 80%.

Metroid Prime: [AG] Core: 31,500/75,000 HP. Contamination: III

Tripod: [AG] HP: 70,000/100,000. Thick Plating: 19,500/175,000 HP.

Enchanted Deck: [AG] HP: 255,000/300,000. Current Cards: A-S, 3-D, 2-H, 4-S, 8-D ,A-D, 4-C, 9-S, 7-D, Q-D, 2-D. Discard Pile: K-H.

Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 3. Inner Barrier: 125,000/125,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 125,000/125,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 125,000/125,000 HP. Outer Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP. Bridge: 75,000/75,000. AF Hangar: 100,000/100,000 HP. XK Destroyer: 30,000/30,000 HP. 30,000/30,000 Shields. Grudge: II

THE RED DRAGON: [PG] Forwarding the Eclipse. Impact: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII 4 turns. Power: 60%.

THE INCARNATE: [FINAL BOSS]

Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.

Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.

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The Forge

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The Spoils:

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Sacred Items:

3 Hog Slop
7 Elf Tears
1 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot

((whoa. TT's under strict orders not to use his rave too? Two raves being saved for a specific point in the future...

I have a sneaking suspicion that tvtropes is going to end before DTG2...))

I head to the head. (lol consistency)

I then poke the Scarred Metal out with two giant Needys [Insert "DON'T CALL ME NEEDY" Phrase here, then slap the head.]

I charge at the fast-receding Mystical Life Energies, hoping to catch onto the tail end...I may or may not succeed, but I definitely run into gutza at full speed.

Ouch.

Ok lets DO THIS

MEME RANGERS ASSEMBLE

MEMIA

ALPHARAD

SKYDOESMINECRAFT

PEWDIEPIE

SNIPARS

QUICKLY MEME RANGERS SUMMON THE MEME-GA ZORD

A HUGE MECH FALLS OUT OF THE SKY, ONE AS BIG AND AS POWERFUL AS THE INCARNATE

ENGAGE THE ROBOT MOTHER [email protected]#$ER

>YES

>YES

Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x1, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $392 (+2 to Wilson)

Battlefield:

Ah, Richard, Godmodder, whatever you go by now, remember when we were allies in this war?
Those days were fun, almost a shame my operator developed a conscious.

FseftrAI takes out the Azure Armoury, but instead of firing it, uses it to start a dramatic thunderstorm. He then rapidly calls for backup over a thousand times, each call causing five Minecraft avatars with the same skin somehow logging onto the server. Each of the thousands of avatars is equipped with only two items, the Azure Armoury, and the Ultraband.

Suddenly, synchronously, every avatar touches their wrist, and all of them turn invisible. Thousands of invisible forcefields quickly merge into one massive one, and invisible beams of healing energy cover the nearby skies. Then, the avatars make a floating wall in front of the scarred metal, as if to protect it from damage. Each of the avatars points the azure armoury at the empty heavens above, somehow still slowing time to nearly a standstill.

Almost.

Every single avatar then touches the Azure Armoury one last time, calling in thousands of synchronous airstrikes. An armada of identical ships appears overhead, and countless supernova missiles, planet crackers, and various lesser weaponry rain from the skies, all precisely aimed at the scarred metal. The true purpose of the wall is now revealed, as it stops the majority of the collateral damage from the barrage. Even so, the firepower which gets through is easily enough to scour armageddon hill to the bedrock, and would heavily damage the rest of the planet if there was a planet left to damage.

-HMAS Ship-

(This is probably the last turn of the Incarnate's life, so let's wrap this up quickly, hmm?)

Well, most of the food onboard is raw ingredients, but yes, you can pick what you will from the rest. I'd offer you the choice from the rest too, but I don't think you can really use the kitchen...

Blue then turns towards the door for the retinal scan, and pushes the door open. In the middle of the room, perpendicular to the door, are four rows of shelves similar to the ones in the other storage room, while the sides of the room are lined with quite a few freezers. On the shelves are boxes of pre-packaged food, that are frankly mostly unrecognizable, due to both being labelled in another language and made of food from an entirely different planet.

...I just realized most of this stuff is unrecognizable to you... Well, tell me what you want and I'll grab it, or a suitable alternative, for you.

I rush up to the head of the Incarnate, while I am doing so I notice babysphee claiming to be a "Meme King". I chuckle, a deep and hearty laugh heard through all of Memeia. With one look, I destroy the meme mech, by overloading it with memey power. (The ensuing explosion may damage the incarnate, probably.) I then look at the false meme king. Fool, you are nothing in the scope of meme power. I am a meme GOD. I call upon my meme powers, and summon a pure meme blast from the meme heavens to SMITE BABYSPHEE! I AM THE ONE GOD OF MEMES! They are sent STRAIGHT to meme hell. Straight to it. They do not pass go. They do not collect 200 dollars. They are now in the burning meme fires of meme hell, along with pepes corpse and roughly a thousand minion facebook memes.

Tendrils of Mechroa begin firing out of me in random directions. I use them to scale up the INCARNATE to the head, greeting Richard The Godmodder with the evilest grin that something without a mouth can manage, then prepare to do damage.

Post 1
(GREEN)What's with all these memes?(END GREEN)
The Rick Astley Shield stops orbiting around Eglarbroad and fills the ears of Modpack, who promptly has Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up blasted into his ears by a copper PCB. After 42 runs of the song, the Rick Astley Shield comes back to Eglarbroad.
(GREEN)Use Blind Eye Level 5 - Formality on the Scarred Metal. I then pull a Weasel and Raspberry Pi out of my Dimensional Tophat. I sprinkle pepper onto the Weasel, and rip the filling of the Pi out. I dump the results of these actions into the Sacred Items pile.(END GREEN)

I move to the bright light head, and bite the year 2000 TT2000.

The sane part of my brain smiles, it's almost over! Give it all you got guys!

I flail about and hit a couple of things at random.

With a spontaneous lightsaber for some reason.

"Very wise, Godmodder. You did not respond to the taunt. My Lifeshroom, which would have given me 10 health back had I fallen, will go unused for now. However! I still have 14,000 damage with your name on it! Scarred Metal, meet my BIDE!!!"

An unblockable, 14,000 damage lands on the Scarred Metal.

To add to the Pokemon moves I have recently done, I use Helping Hand, which buffs the attack of the first player to move after me.

I fire on the Scarred Metal with Toxicide, then use Chemodrop on the Scarred Metal.

Also, can you tell me what Chemoblast did since last time I used it you didn't give a description?

ACT 1!

I immediately make some noise, in the form of the English Version of Angels With Burning Hearts, from the Burning Rangers game, or something else equally boss. It's time to end this nonsense. One step from victory. Just slightly over 200K damage.

"Richard, the game is over! prepare for this nonsense to end, RIGHT NOW!"

I turn to my Anti-Godmodder allies. The life shall wane and die from this machine by my hand...Metaphorically. I'm still gonna wail at it, and then try to claim the honor of the man who's attack finally killed the Godmodder.

But first.

A speech.

"Brethren Descendants of the Psi-Resistance! Heed me! For almost twenty-two months we have waged war against the monster who claims false greatness, the one known as The Godmodder!"

"For the last twenty-two months, he has forced our hands into asking the Multiverse against him, and he has tricked many parts of the multiverse itself into lending aid! We have cohered and bonded into an indomitable, undying force, to face off against a so-called invincible tyrant!"

"For the last twenty-two months, we have tested mettle, underdogs in vicious combat for the longest time, our burning hearts countering the endless hate and woe that the Godmodder seemed to so enjoy and so constantly send our way! Our mutual hatred of one-another, only occasionally stopped by outside forces looking to take this center of all multiversal power for their own uses, or see it destroyed!"

A charismatic flare, the power of Pulchritude, wells up within me, and makes itself known as a green and white fire, burning beneath my feet.

"For the last twenty-two months, we have fought valiantly, defeating any foe that dared to cross us, some of the strongest in the Multiverse! We have NEVER failed! The Godmodder's unsateable hatred has lead us along his path of self-destruction, as our undying wills and burning hearts paved a path of victory that have lead us to THIS MOMENT!"

"And for the last twenty-two months, we have bemoaned the lost brethren that we have witnessed wounded, die, or worse, answering our calls for aid and aiding our eternal war to their deathbeds, and worse, as the sickening entertainment of a weak man who claims false strength as his own! Meanwhile, he felt the need to brainwash or otherwise coerce others into fighting for his side, the coward!"

"TODAY, THIS CHANGES!"

The literal charismatic flare lights up to my legs, failing to burn me because it's MY Charisma.

"TODAY, we deal the final blows to the Godmodder and his so-called strength, tearing apart this abominable machine once and for all, and ending the threat of his so-called trump card, the Red Dragon!"

"TODAY, we end the reign of this false emperor upon the lands of Minecraft, and free this glorious wellspring of creativity from this madman's grasp!"

"TODAY, WE DESTROY THE GODMODDER!"

The charismatic flare goes nuclear, enveloping my whole body. This power has gone by many names: The spiral energy, Pulchritude, Pure Elemental Squid Ink (non-indicative name, much?), the Spirit, the Charm, the Commander's Blessing, and so on. But it's many names matter not, for the power of Charisma is all of these and more.

"WE, BURNING ANGELS FROM THE HEAVENS OF CREATION AND CARE, SHALL STRIKE DOWN UPON THE GODMODDER WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND FIERY CANNONS FROM THE HALLS OF MOJANG THEMSELVES!"

"WE, UNDYING COLEGMERATE OF THE MULTIVERSE'S CHAMPIONS, SHALL LAY DOWN THE LAW UPON THIS LAWLESS BEAST, AND END HIS RAMPAGE, AND RESTORE THIS GLORIOUS WORLD TO ITS PROPER SELF!"

"WE, GRAND ARMY OF THE FORCES OF MINECRAFT, PROTECTORS OF THIS WORLD AND ALL OTHERS, SHALL GIVE PROTECTION TO THE MANY THROUGH OUR FINAL BARRAGE UPON THIS ONE, AND IN DOING SO, END THIS WAR ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

The Charismatic flare extends outwards, tendril-like, gently extending itself to all non-zombies, and the power within burns outwardly, but also inwardly...Those affected feel amazing, like they could do anything with sheer force of will.

"WE SHALL STAND AGAINST THE SKY, AND DEFY FATE!!!"

"WE ARE THE ANTI-GODMODDERS!!!"

"WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THIS WORLD!!!"

"FOR MOJANG!!! FOR MINECRAFT!!! FOR THE TRIFECTA!!! FOR THE MULTIVERSE, AND ALL WITHIN THAT WE CARE FOR!!!"

The Charismatic Flare extends outward, enveloping all that it can in a warm embrace, lending the power of righteous conviction to all. This takes the form of minicrits (or alternatively just straight-up healing in case I can't do that.)

"AETHER OR NETHER!!!!! LET'S ROCK!!!!!"