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My corpse rises up, and bites Generic in the forearm. The red energy crackling around it bathes the zombie in red light, but somehow leaves enough space for 2 large shadows to manifest.

V: Well, here we are again.

V: It's always such a pleasure.

U: Remember when I took your body

U: Twıce

In the event of me not being alive, I leap onto Netpatham and stuff him down my throat. All at once. The WHOLE. NETPATHAM.

HEY RICHARD! How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

I (over)heal myself with my voidmetal staff

I take a book, read the book, and then beat the target with it. The book than turns into a barrel of piranhas that bite into the target. I shoot the fish in the barrel, which is pretty easy, and it explodes.

Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $360 (+2 to Wilson)

Battlefield: I take out The Azure Armoury and slice into the target/joint with the laser bladesaw.

Hazel Wand: II (ECLIPSED.)

Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Abyssal. Inky Epiphany II Abyssal Energies III

I gaze upon everything below the Incarnate, before preparing to recede into the relative safety of the mindscape. Whose mindscape, you ask? Well, let's see. How about... you. My eyes come to rest upon Cipher's Call, which suddenly glows with green light, pulsing out plasma rife with the energies of the Green Sun. Let's hope this works. If I succeed, proceed along with this post. If not, disregard the remainder of this action. Ah, Build's mind. What to do within? Nothing disruptive. Being killed by the Eclipse is not exactly desirable. But, hey. That doesn't mean I can't give you some gifts. With a thought, a severed head appears in Build's mindscape, immediately beginning to scream as if his entire lower body below the neck had been forcefully torn off. Hah. Slowly, the upper layers of the head's skin begin to peel off, and the head slowly decomposes, screaming all the while. Hah. That was excellent. But, let's get on with this. Given the fact that you can conjure anything you cam conceive in the brain, I think I'll use it for a bit of spellcraft. Now, the power source. Option one is me just shattering your psyche in its entirety, probably killing me instantly, given the fact that you're exponentially more powerful than I, and hopefully harvesting energy from the fragments. Option two is--no, I'm not doing that, you crazed all-seeing illuminacho; or, not without a 'pay raise,' at least. Sorry, I may or may not be having an internal conversation. Option three is to just use the imaginative potential of the mind to generate what I need. Given the fact that I'm not particularly partial to harming Build, I'll just go with number two. I mean three; definitely three. As such, I examine the actual mindscape in question, noting its structure and anything else particularly spectacular. I proceed to conjure up the purest form of regeneration I can perceive without having to stab myself repeatedly, in the form of a large pond of Ghast Tears in Build's mind. Let's see here. It's time to ABS0RB THE S0ULS 0F CH1LDREN TRAPPED 1N THE1R 0WN TEARS. I leap directly into the pond of Ghast Tears I just generated through thought. Suddenly, the liquid begins flickering with white light. In moments, hundreds of spectral white spheres of ethereal souls rush inwards, plowing into my manifest consciousness. I absorb every single one of them, glowing with a dim white light afterwards. Hah. I clamber out of the pond of tears, leaving it there. That way, you can soak in the soulless pure liquid consciousness of human children whenever you enter your mind, Build. I pull out Providence's Topper. However, instead of putting it on, I wave it in the air, trying to get something out. Centuries-dried bits of what may or may not be your human leader Abraham Lincoln's brain fall out. You know how this hat's real owner got this hat, so that should be good enough for you. I put the hat away. The dried bits of brain diffuse into a jade-green liquid, and seep into the ground. Finally, I snap my fingers. A bright blue flame ignites upon my fingers, spreading into a fireball nigh-instantaneously. I levitate into the air, glowing with octarine light. Now, before I go, allow me to give you a bit of a vision. Suddenly, an indigo inferno bursts to life back on the mindscape's ground. The flames shift about, forming what appears to be a figure that looks suspiciously like Build, clutching his head, before he is crushed by a large amount of blue energy that appears to be a central First Guardian's purest energy, escaping his body. The inferno proceeds to form the visage of a massive cat, which meows once, before the flames disappear. Well, see you around. By which I mean in ten seconds. The last vestiges of souls from the Ghast Tears flow into my body, and I disappear. Then, I open my eyes, awakening on the Right Leg. I feel the life energy of countless souls surging throughout my physical form, healing me, before annihilating themselves, and sending the remnants back to the mental dreamscape from whence they came.

Remember the very first thing I did after encountering the Incarnate? Well, after I edited it of course. Yeah, I believe that the shooting stars activate now, streaking across the sky and then crashing into the ground, exploding into sparkly black stardust that heals people nearby slightly. Stars are eternal. Even when they eventually die and scatter outwards into the universe, that just creates fuel for a new star to be born with. That's the action I did a few turns ago and said it wouldn't have any effect until now. The life from the stars contributes to Ereyle's damage heal ritual thingy.

I drink my Potion of Kitsune II to keep fueling my heals. da heals, man. I'm healing as much as I can, but its just not enough! Oh, flashbacks to healing backgrounds as a shaman... must... spam... chain heal... even more! ... ... ... Anyway, my healing combo contributes to Ereyle's thingy.

"Standard" Action:

I point the Emerald Waker up into the sky briefly and two tendrils of green light snake out of it. These lights split from each other and one shoots towards Build and one towards Crystalcat. Both of them hit their respective targets and explode into green mist. However, each one acts differently. The mist around Build swirls and condenses into an intricately made golden dome, too perfect to have been built by mortals. This both protects him from TT2000/whatever wants to attack him and infuses him with a charge from the Flask of the Kitsune. Over by Crystalcat, the mist settles down to the ground and seems to plant itself. A few moments later, a thick, lush carpet of emerald colored grass grows beneath him (I think him anyway), dotted with flowers that seem to have invented a new color for themselves. Healing energies seep out of the grass to restore Crystalcat's health and strengthen his attacks with a dose of the Flask of the Kitsune.

@Red Dragon argument: I'm not making all these arguments against the Red Dragon to be unreasonably perverse or argumentative, I'm doing it to try and slow it down and buy us some time. So this can count as one big attack to try and slow it down. I don't care if its futile, I'll keep trying! I will put my physics class to good use! Anyway... if the Red Dragon is the size of the universe, and the universe is infinite, don't we have the same problems? And before you ask why the universe doesn't go at every possible speed and turn into a black hole and stuff, that's because the universe isn't trying to move. In fact, it can't move because it is everything. A system (IE: group of objects) cannot change its own center of mass. If you're in a rolling office chair and kick off the wall, the Earth-you-chair system still has the same center of mass. Its just that you and the chair have much less mass than the Earth, so your center of mass changes much more than the Earth's does, but the average center of mass hasn't moved from that. The Red Dragon being the size of everything, yet not be everything means that he could try to move his center of mass by "kicking" off something else in the universe. And all these problems come from him using infinite force to do so.

New argument unrelated to the going everywhere at once arguement: The Red Dragon would have to find something that could withstand the infinite force he's put on it. Going back to the rolling office chair example, imagine now you're in your office chair and to move backwards, you kick off an open door. However, that's not going to get you very far because the door is just going to swing shut. It moves out of the way before you can put all your force on it. And if you're not putting all your force on it, its not putting all its force on you. You know, forces have equal and opposite reactions. So in order to move backwards in the office chair, you need something that can resist all the force your kick puts on it, such as a wall or the now closed door. This problem occurs for the Red Dragon, only infinity worse. Everything he tries to kick off of would just break and provide very little resistance. Just like an astronaut up in the ISS can't propel them self by pushing off a nearby floating tool, the Red Dragon can't propel himself by pushing off of anything. Planets, stars, even black holes would just get brushed aside without any reasonable resistance. Remember how I said a system cannot change its own center of mass? In any system the Red Dragon makes himself a part of, he'll be the infinity more massive object and so the smaller objects that he tries to push off of would move far more than he would. Even if the entire universe had some kind of air and he tried flapping his wings, that still wouldn't provide enough resistance because the air would just compress in on itself rather than put force backwards on the Red Dragon's wings. As said in the stupid movie Interstellar, "You can't go forward without leaving something behind... so I obviously have throw myself off the ship so you have a chance even though my mass is insignificant compared to many other objects on board!". From all this, the Red Dragon would just flail around in the vastness of space until he had broken everything nearby and runs out of objects to push off of. And this still applies as long as the Red Dragon is more massive than something like... 10 super massive black holes. Although, if he's that light, he might be able to flap off of the universe's non existent air.

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Interstellar is a weird case where you have to know some physics to understand what they're saying, but as soon as you do know enough, you realize they're talking nonsense most of the time anyway.

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And then there's possibly the simplest, yet most overlooked problem. If the Red Dragon is the size of everything, how did it get trapped under the Nether? Its not exactly like you can stuff the universe into a bottle.

Then after all this, I shout at Richard,

"YO RICHARD! YOUR PET DRAGIE IS SO DUMB, HE THINKS THE MOVIE ARMAGEDDON IS SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE!!"

Tssss... Sick burn...

My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.

EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! Anyone who is injured and about to die (such as Pit, Crystalcat, etc.) can pick up something like a Potion of Zeus or Nectar Cake.

Total wealth = 517$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.

• Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
• Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
• Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
• Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
• Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
• Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
• Nectar cake x1 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
• Potion of Infusement x1 (lvl 2, magic power +)
• Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
• Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
• Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
• Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
• Potion of Zeus x2 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
• Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
• Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
• Potion of Fortune x2 (lvl 1, more ores)
• Potion of HellSun x2 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
• Potion of Scratch II x1 (lvl 3, control time for a bit)
• Potion of Kitsune II x1 (lvl 3, Legendary fox)

• Splash Nightshade potion x3 (lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc)
• Splash potion of frostbite x2 (lvl 1, chilly)
• Splash Venom Potion x2 (lvl 1, poison)
• Splash potion of chills x2 (lvl 2, even chillier)
• Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
• Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
• Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
• Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
• Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
• Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
• Splash Potion of Oblivion II x1 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts)

-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P- (I only put this in quotes when its longer than a couple paragraphs)

Yes... yes... I know I'm amazing, but you don't have to applaud. ... erm... oh, thank you for the lights... I suppose. But I think I like it better down here than I... I would up top... ... It feels so... so... safe... ... ... mrh... ... and... ... cool... ...

The fact that the bird had responded to him probably meant there was someone watching from the other side. He usually didn't mind being watched. If he did, he would have gone mad about two years ago. But he still preferred to not be watched, another reason he'd stay under the bed rather than on it. The watcher having some level of control over the room, such as the lighting, stirred some memories. Although, this time, the watcher probably had opposite intentions, but it still made him feel a little uneasy.

my last action was retconned by the magnificent mr.twinbuilder

>travis: try to follow the map BB gave you

Post 1
(GREEN)As a reminder, I still have that rickshield circling me.(END GREEN)
(GREEN)I pause preparing an attack, walk up onto the Left Leg, and resume.(END GREEN)
Improbable Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Sacred Botany.
Mycelium shifts into a flower shape, it's twisting strands re-arranging to focus the power of the Tubas.
A soft glow emanates from the interior of the tubas, bathing the charred bedrock. A layer of dirt forms on top, and a flower starts to bloom. It becomes a giant, reaching far and high, up to the height of the Oblivion Target. More flowers grow and bloom to the same height in seconds.
Eglarbroad starts throwing stick-on signs on the flowers, depicting their names. The grey, wilting flowers are labeled, "Medumone." Various red ones are labeled, "Bellethorn." Countless trees bloom, each filling a well carved in the bedrock by plant roots. The flowers take their energy from that pool, and get to work. All defense mechanisms on the left leg freeze, as some flowers radiate pain and suffering into the Oblivion Target. The target keeps getting damaged by the flowers...
After a while, one towering tree grows... and grows... until it's top is the same size of the incarnate. It sucks all of the liquid from the bedrock pools, and the flowers wilt and die. The trees shrivel up from lack of sunlight. The giant tree starts creating Ferropper, and molding them into fruits... A single tuba hits the waist of Incarnate, surprising Richard. A whole torrent of Tubas fall onto whatever is still not destroyed on the left leg. Once the tubas have fallen, the tree buckles, and crashes into Incarnate. Each of the tuba fruits on the ground sprout into more of the trees, each one dumping more tubas onto the Oblivion Target of Oblivion Joint. And, after each tree is done dumping it's fruit, it leans over and crashes into Incarnate. The process continues, until Eglarbroad stops the Tubas' green glow. Many cycles of fruit growing and falling were made until the Tubas finished.

If the Corruption Target is still alive, I Battle Technique Trolldier it.

If the Corruption Target is dead, and any allies are at sufficiently low health to be OHKO'd, I heal them.

If the Corruption Target is dead, and my allies are sufficiently healed, I leap over to the other leg and smash the Oblivion whatever.

I combine my newfound Godmodding powers with my innate power as a Devourer to initiate a deadly Comb Rave attack to destroy the League of Godmodders. I capture them all, place them in an indestructible and inescapable box directly on top of the Incarnate's Superlaser, and prepare to fire it. Unfortunately, it appears that I cannot fire it, and the Godmodder cannot attack those trapped godmodders until the EOTB, by which the League will be freed by someone. Luckily, Crusher48's secret weapon, a planet-sized station that is totally NOT the Death Star (look, its main gun is a Weath Ray which is totally incapable of destroying planets, right? right? okay, it can totally destroy planets by cutting all the way through them, causing the lava in the planet's interior to shoot upwards insanely quickly and melt the planet's surface, in addition to creating cataclysmic explosions from the eruption), get in it, and fire the insanely overpowered Omega Weath Ray (yes, thats the main gun) at the box the League of Godmodders is trapped in. The godmodders are all vaporized in an instant, but the beam does not stop with them. Because I almost certainly did more than 50000 damage (because there is more than 50000 HP of godmodders), I turn non-zombie, allowing the beam to cut through all the defenses (note that the Weath Ray just blows through ALL the defenses because of the sheer power of the Comb Rave) and punch a hole straight through the Superlaser, anhillating it and leaving a hole straight through the chestplate of the Incarnate. However, this is not the end of the attack. I then deploy the Wormdrill Drones, releasing a wave of drones that use Weath Ray effects to vaporize matter that they drill through. I give them a nice FTL launch into the hole created by the Omega Weath Ray's firing, where they split up and drill around the Incarnate's internal systems where the Incarnate cannot attack them. If any power is remaining with the Comb Rave, I use it on the Weath Star's secondary Weath Ray systems.

Luckily, SCP-2317 was driven off once I was de-zombied (and lost Chrysallid Form), allowing me to notice that some of the godmodders survived because SCP-2317 could only deal 50000 damage at most to the godmodders, and there were more than 50000 HP worth of godmodders. Also, the survivors can get out because though the box was indestructible, Weath Rays are designed to destroy indestructible things.

1. GET MORE PEOPLE ONTO THE LEFT LEG, WE'RE SUFFERING AN IMBALANCE RIGHT NOW.

2. SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT LEG, MOVE UP TO THE CHESTPLATE, WE'VE PROBABLY GOT ENOUGH PEOPLE THERE ANYWAYS.

3. IF ZOMBIE: ATTACK ABOUT AS SPREAD OUT AS YOU NEED TO GET IN ORDER TO AVOID KILLING ANYONE, THEN HEAL THEM AFTERWARDS. IF PLAYER: HEAL YOURSELF (AND OVERHEAL) SO THAT THE ZOMBIE'S REQUIRED DAMAGE WON'T BE TOO BAD.

I toss a rock into the Oblivion Joints. The Godmodder doesn't notice for a while, until his keen senses pick up on a weird noise. he then realises that there's a rock in the joint. I then reveal that it's the great-grandson of the MECHANNIHILATOR, SCOURGE OF GIANT ROBOTS. The rock quickly upholds the Mechannihilator's legacy and beats the heck out of the joint.

I also take out the Medigun, and heal myself or the lowest health player on this leg up.

Uber 4/9

The dome over Build starts to spark and shine. After giving off one particularly violent spark, two beams of light shoot off of it and hit Pit and CobaltShade. Similarly to the last time, the beams of light explode into mist that swirls and condenses into two more golden domes over them as a homage to the unbreakable fortress of the Eye. Inside it, the players are healed and empowered.

Then, I pop over to the left leg really quickly and throw an Extended Splash Potion of Flares at the Oblivion Joints to melt them with the heat.

"HEY RICHARD! ARE YOU REALLY SO NARCISSISTIC THAT YOUR IDEA OF A FINAL BOSS WAS JUST A BIGGER VERSION OF YOURSELF? IS ONE OF THE MAIN USES OF THAT GODARM TO EXTEND INTO A SELFIE STICK? I THINK IT IS! I ALSO BET THE INSIDE OF YOUR CONTROL ROOM IS JUST COATED IN MIRRORS SO YOU GET TO STARE AT YOURSELF ALL DAY! OH, AND SCRATCH STILL HAD IT BETTER BECAUSE HIS INFINITE POWER WAS MORE INFINITE THAN YOUR INFINITE POWER! HOWEVER, HE WAS REALLY NICE AND LET US BEAT HIM BECAUSE HE KNEW IT WOULD BE NO FUN OTHERWISE!"

My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.

EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! Anyone who is injured and about to die (such as Pit, Crystalcat, etc.) can pick up something like a Potion of Zeus or Nectar Cake.

Total wealth = 517$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.

• Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
• Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
• Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
• Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
• Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
• Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
• Nectar cake x1 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
• Potion of Infusement x1 (lvl 2, magic power +)
• Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
• Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
• Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
• Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
• Potion of Zeus x2 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
• Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
• Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
• Potion of Fortune x2 (lvl 1, more ores)
• Potion of HellSun x2 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
• Potion of Scratch II x1 (lvl 3, control time for a bit)
• Potion of Kitsune II x1 (lvl 3, Legendary fox)

• Splash Nightshade potion x3 (lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc)
• Splash potion of frostbite x2 (lvl 1, chilly)
• Splash Venom Potion x2 (lvl 1, poison)
• Splash potion of chills x2 (lvl 2, even chillier)
• Splash extended Potion of Flares x1 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
• Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
• Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
• Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
• Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
• Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
• Splash Potion of Oblivion II x1 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts)

-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-

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=TURN ONE=

=ACTION=

I sprint over to the Left Leg, and pull out a large stack of wood, which I manipulate into a giant wooden Siege Tank! Getting into the tank in siege mode, I channel my kritz power into the main cannon, and FIRE! The shot slams into the Oblivion Target, causing bits to explode! Then, I switch it to non-siege mode, and then slam the tank into the Incarnate, which somehow damages the Oblivion Target.

...if the Oblivion Target is dead, this'll target the joints.

Act 2.

For whoever's still around at Armageddon Hill and not on the Incarnate already...Meet my little friend. Yes, that is Nailtimatum, loaded with high-penetration nails. Yes, I am going to shoot you with this gun that I randomly found lying about in my inventory. How'd it get there? I have no idea, but it's there. As for why I'm doing this, I don't really have a choice. Unless I'm not a Zombie, in which case, I aim the Sixth Degree at them instead and heal them to the best of my ability.

Eric moves around, distributing health potions to the various players that are still injured on the left leg.

Somehow, this adds power to erelye's combo attack.

Old Man Elderly gives a cry of rage, and begins thumping the corruption target, and if that's dead, the corruption canister, with his staff...

Wait, he had a walking stick...

When did it get all big and golden-y with a green orb on top?

And then, if the corruption target isn't dead yet, Old Man Elderly's staff goes off, spraying emerald nova bullets into the corruption target at high speed before sending Old Man Elderly reeling backwards and the emerald nova flying down into the gorge below, to continue its long and convoluted path through the timelines of the multiverse.

I pull out Mentaleev and summon an SCP-2046-133 copy of me that immediately starts destroying the Corruption Target! On touching the Corruption Target, fractal patterns sprout from SCP-2046-133 me and begin to override the Corruption Target! The fractals shatter into a million pieces, shattering the Corruption Target as well.

"ALSO, RICHARD, YOUR FACE IS STUPID."

I then, regardless of happenings, use Battle Technique: GUNS AKIMBO level 10: MAXIMALIST, somehow giving myself a rather strong shield with it.

"PLUS YOUR TECHNOLOGY IS OUTDATED, YOUR BEHAVIOR IS PREDICTABLE, AND YOU'RE TRASHY."

1. GET MORE PEOPLE ONTO THE LEFT LEG, WE'RE SUFFERING AN IMBALANCE RIGHT NOW.

2. SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT LEG, MOVE UP TO THE CHESTPLATE, WE'VE PROBABLY GOT ENOUGH PEOPLE THERE ANYWAYS.

3. IF ZOMBIE: ATTACK ABOUT AS SPREAD OUT AS YOU NEED TO GET IN ORDER TO AVOID KILLING ANYONE, THEN HEAL THEM AFTERWARDS. IF PLAYER: HEAL YOURSELF (AND OVERHEAL) SO THAT THE ZOMBIE'S REQUIRED DAMAGE WON'T BE TOO BAD.

Richard complains that I haven't been using the bigger rocks on him, so I comply with his requests, and throw the grandson of Mechannihilator into the Oblivion Joint. It then uses synonymity to turn the Oblivion Joint into a bundle of marijuana, and smokes on it. Fortunately, the rock is completely immune to both being high on drugs and oblivion energies. It then beats the heck out of the Joint after it turns back into the other kind of joint.

I also take out the Medigun, and heal myself or the lowest health player on this leg up.

Uber 4/9

I jump onto the left leg, and convert my left hand into a microsoft silly straw! I then drink all of the cartilage out of the leg. Yummmmm. I then tunnel through the thigh, and spin-drill all the way through the leg and out the foot!

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Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence && PS4 && Nether Reactor Core || Card Deck = Infernal Deck (Level 6: 7/7) DONE
Cosmic Whole Blade && Illuminati && λΣ Fragment && Portal Gun && Cheat Engine = Oculus Blade (Level 10: 7/11)
Quantum Armor && Deflector Shields && Exanite && Avast! Antivirus && Disguise Kit = Antinite Armor (Level 10: 7/11)

INFERNAL DECK: A deck of cards whose face-down sides depict horrifying images of trickster and grimdark monsters. Instead of having the four conventional card suits, this deck has Sweets, Eyes, Triangles, and Stars.

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I turn on a Potentia:Perditio Concept Diffuser and place it on (or in the general area of) the Corruption Canister, sapping its godmodding energy.

Furthermore, I deploy an Ordo diffuser as well, on the general principle that Order is better than Chaos and will also sap the Chaos bar.

And on that note, a Rogue saps the Corruption Target.

And, in the general theme of complain-at-Richard:

"Useless. Utterly useless. I suppose I will have to start making bad ships. Just to LOWER the level of suck. Ooh, I've got one. ...Well, Argus had one. Although apparently the speakers were off so only I heard him. But. *pulls up an extremely bad piece of fanfiction, on the lines of Subpar Smush Bros but worse, shipping Richard <3 UserZero. (Again, but not? Because time shenanigans.)* HEY RICHARD READ THIS. *projects the text over the eyes, so that Richard cannot help but read it* (Note: This is projected to the Head, but not from the Head, if that makes sense. From a point not on the body.)"

((Note: Yes, I moved to the leg.))

The Corruption Target fires at the Diffusers, destroying them not with elemental damage, but with compressed air! A needle-thin jet of air is shot at the Diffusers, which quickly expands into a funnel of wind that pulverizes the Diffusers! Thankfully, none of you were near them..

The Corruption Target is immune to sapping!

The Incarnate doesn't actually see through the Eyes! There are optical sensors hidden elsewhere...

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BATTLE ORDERS:

1. GET MORE PEOPLE ONTO THE LEFT LEG, WE'RE SUFFERING AN IMBALANCE RIGHT NOW.

2. SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT LEG, MOVE UP TO THE CHESTPLATE, WE'VE PROBABLY GOT ENOUGH PEOPLE THERE ANYWAYS.

3. OH COME ON THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE NEED TO SPAM HEALING. GAH. ALRIGHT NEW TACTIC. IF ZOMBIE: ATTACK ABOUT AS SPREAD OUT AS YOU NEED TO GET IN ORDER TO AVOID KILLING ANYONE, THEN HEAL THEM AFTERWARDS. IF PLAYER: HEAL YOURSELF (AND OVERHEAL) SO THAT THE ZOMBIE'S REQUIRED DAMAGE WON'T BE TOO BAD.

I suddenly realise that I technically don't actually have the Prince's Chisel anymore. Oh well, who cares. I put a hand up to my head and suddenly a bunch of Terror Spiders that were around for some reason appear, and I commune with them, making them go beat the heck out of the Oblivion Target. Meanwhile, I stare at the target, and toss several pretzels to User0 for whatever reason. I then put on some cheap-looking 3D glasses, and fire a psionic eye laser at the Target, while a dashing Rouge appears and uses BLOODY HELL on the Oblivion Target, dealing massive damage. Yes, a Rouge. It's a subset of Rogue. Don't question my references.

I also take out the Medigun, and heal Maniac up.

Uber 3/9

I use the Sacred Pool Balls, and tell whoever comes out to attack the Oblivion Target, as well as cursing it with Lil' Cal.

The Terrors will forever remain loyal to the Godmodder! They promptly attack you, dealing 3 damage! The eye laser and Rouge deals 6,000 damage to the Oblivion Target!

+3 HP to Maniac!

You use the Sacred Poolballs, summoning Biscuits! You use Lil' Cal, Cursing the Oblivion Target!

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

I look at the zombies, and flee like a wimp to the chestplate. I then get DEADPOOL to give me his giant crowbar (he has a giant everything!) and start uprooting the metalplates!

You move up to the Chestplate! You deal 3,000 damage to a Metal Plate!

Quote from PitTheAngel»

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):

???: 28/50

>DAMAGE REPORT: Major damage in chest region and Ego quite bruis-

"Quiet, you."

I almost immediately down a potion of regnu to help ease the cripplingly powerful pain inflicted.

"This really hurts and i can see the Left Leg's been screwed over badly. This is going down harder then i'd have anticipated. We'd better be praying that we don't need to hurt the bold parts because they don't even have HP Bars."

"Hm. Near-unwinnable boss, taking everything it's got..."

I use that old and untouched "Pray" skill nobody ever used. Worth a shot...

>INITIATE COMBO: PRAYER

>PROGRESS: 1/8

"Are you...really...did that just happened."

You still never told me what a potion of regnu does... Whatever, judging from what you just said it's a standard healing potion. +3 HP! The things in bold are the weak spots!

Quote from The_Nonexistent_Tazz»

Act 1!

...[REDACTED]! I HAD ALPHA ARMOR! That should have been 15! Or does everything just have armor pierce now, in which case, why even?!

I head back down the Left Leg and onto Armageddon Hill, and spend my hard-earned Tech into using the Spread Bomb at every player that hasn't moved up to the actual body at this point. You know, that move that hits everything there like a big jerk. A ton of them. Just, everywhere. NO-ONE IS SPARED. OK I'm only hitting the Players and not the Legion, Split or Build, but screw that noise, I just want to get out of this.

Alternatively, if there WAS a mistake and it actually mattered enough that I miraculously live, I just use For Glory Level 10 on the Oblivion Target while it's open.

No, I'm not in the mood to get overly-creative about this.

Yes, I am frustrated at this.

Okay, you only take 10 damage instead.

> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SUPER SMASH - FOR GLORY

Cursed 30,000 damage to the Oblivion Target!

Quote from Amperz4nd»

Aboard the TARDIS, or wherever her crew and passengers have ended up;

The Avatar, having seemingly randomly frozen in place, wakes back up, the white forehead-light signifying a current gestalt flaring.

"...How concerning. It would appear that my Prime is subject to extreme degrees of relative temporal contraction."

It looks around.

"Extreme degrees. Subjectively, it has already been in transit for thirty years and I was in communication for less than a second."

Apocalypse Hill;

I move towards and, gradually, past the Left Leg on a column of rocket exhaust, cutting into it at random with the Guardianly, orderly power of the White Dwarf as I do so!

HAC Tesseract 10/11

None of The White Dwarf's shots actually hit anything important on the Left Leg! Welcome back!

Quote from Crusher48»

Wait, TT2000 only did 6010 damage or so, it says he did 12500 damage.

Suddenly, I re-appear to take over Crusher48's body. My objective: KILL ALL GODMODDERS because the Godmodder blocked by universe busting attack arbitrarilly, for no reason (he wasnt even there to block it!). I suddenly explode into a Chrysallid (you never said which type of zombie, so I went with XCOM zombies), then go hunt down and cut up an Alpha Godmodder with razor-sharp claws (likely in the League of Godmodders). The victim suddenly panics, shoots another Alpha Godmodder in the face, and starts a panic cascade. 2 more Alpha Godmodders panic and stab other godmodders in the godmoddus maximus (whatever that is). 4 more Alpha Godmodders panic and fireball other godmodders in the arm. 8 more Alpha Godmodders panic and fart other godmodders in the chest. 16 more Alpha Godmodders panic and laser each other in the leg. 32 more Alpha Godmodders panic and kick themselves in the groin (I dont wanna know how). 64 more Alpha Godmodders panic, pull the pin on a grenade, and drop it at their feet. 128 more Alpha Godmodders panic and cower near the grenades that are about to explode. the other 245 Alpha Godmodders all try to shoot me in the face, but fail because while the panic was busy occuring, I was eating the rest of the original Alpha Godmodder, and ate his Whatever Speed you Need potion (the one that gives Godmodders JUST ENOUGH speed to dodge 90% of attacks). If the godmodders try to godmod this attack away, I go back in time and sneak some Anti-Godmodder fields into the area to remove their powers so that they are unable to avoid this attack."

He dealt damage to a Godmodder too.

Did you miss the part where I said side characters weren't allowed...

Quote from engie_ninja»

"...RRRRR..."

I growl upon seeing the people on the other leg turn into zombies. Then, analyzing the people on my side of the INCARNATE, I cast Fortification (+def up) and Phantom Healing (+25% or +50% health restore depending on coin flip) on everyone I find with an injury.

"SERIOUSLY, RICHARD, PUT SOME BLOODY COLOGNE ON OR SOMETHING. YOU SMELL LIKE SOMEBODY DUMPED A DUMP TRUCK OF USED NAPPIES INTO A VOMIT-FILLED SEWER."

You protect crystalcat and CobaltShade from attack this turn! +3 HP to them both!

A bottle of bloodstained cologne spontaneously appears in your hands. You then look up and see that the Incarnate is drenched with an overpowering smell of cologne, and that the entire mecha is covered with blood.

Quote from MarmaladeShoes»

@Talist: You probably know better than me about these things so ... here. I hand the splash potion of oblivion back to Talist

I will then charge up to the chestplate and hammerthrow the splash venom potion in the dumb orby orb face of the entity orb. I will then whip out another shovel, blunt and give a whirlwind of raining blows to the orb. The blunt shovel crashes into it, sending it reeling backwards, while the sharp shovel digs through its ... enegry? Probably enegry.

Then, after slipping my hands through each shovel handle, I pull out two pistols. Interspersing my slices with quick sharp gunfire, I do my best General Grevious impression with my spinning shovel slices, while forcing it back with random, unpredictable bursts of fire from my dual pistols.

INT: Potion of Critmist, Nectar Cake, Point of Zeus, Potion of Fortune, Potion of imagination, Splash potion of chills.

6,000 damage to Entity Orb 3! The Entity Orb becomes Poisoned thanks to the potion!

Quote from CobaltShade»

OH NOES, I'M GONNA DIE!!

I pull out the R.I.B. and place it next to me, turning the volume to 50 dB. I wait for the right moment... "N from Pokémon Black and White's belt accessory is actually a Void Dodo Cube."¹ I immediately start a random ritual. I pull out a doctoral dissertation on the subject of nuclear quest-giving tacos written in French and tape it to a copy of the book Alphabetical Africa. I proceed to sing the Vocaloid song Our 16bit Warz in reverse pitched up by a factor of 1.44. I then originwand up the sign at Satan's Kingdom State Recreation Area² shrunk down by a factor of 16, then summon the voice of Microsoft Sam with the Voxwands to go "soi soi soi" for me. I then write an essay in IPA for Korean on the subject of chlorine trifluoride content in diarrhea and staple that to the Satan's Kingdom sign with a staple gun. I then draw a trollface on the ground and write "u mad m8?" over it in the ashes of Justin Bieber posters. I then pull out the Black Hand and use it to heal myself by a ridiculous amount that is buffed by the ritual.

I then wait for another signal from the R.I.B. "'Justin Bieber is popular. Explain.' should be a question on every examination." This is the signal. I pull out a copy of the Hanyu Da Zidian and remove the spines of the thick volumes. I fold the pages together into a giant paper taco, then set it on fire. As it burns, I praise the Rickastlly Sucky Virus, the greatest Rickroll ever made. This causes a Rubik's cube mosaic to appear and scramble itself into a picture of the Equaliser³, Pieboy6000's greatest weapon! I then write a translation of Thirty H's in the Hmong language on a piece of parchment and throw it into the burning paper taco. I then draw a circle around the burning taco and write a giant Brahmi inscription around it spanning three concentric circles of text in a boustrophedon direction, but sadly nobody knows where it starts or ends. I then pull out Seventh Sin and heal myself with it, the pure life energy being enhanced by the ritual.

I then pull out SCP-590-DTG and transfer some of my injuries to the Corruption Target, because screw that thing.

¹Seriously, it is. Look up what Void Cubes and Dodo Cubes are, then look at the thing he attaches to his belt.

²Yes, there is actually a place known as Satan's Kingdom State Recreation Area.

³It must always be spelled with the British spelling.

+17 HP!

20,000 damage to the Corruption Target!

Quote from MarmaladeShoes»

"HEY GODMODDER! TWILIGHT HAD A MORE UNDERSTANDABLE AND COOLER ENDING THAN THIS! YOU'RE GOING TO NEED MORE THAN BURN HEAL AFTER THIS BATTLE!"

I slap both pistols together and both the guns and shovels meld together in a shape of bright white enegry. The shape then expands into a large triple barrelled shotgun with a shovel wielded to the top. I point it at the entity orb.

"I call this one the gundigger. BECAUSE IT'LL DIG YOUR GRAVE FOR YOU!"

I empty as many shots as I conceivably can, in one round, into the orbs ... body/face/orb. While obnoxiously shouting "BANG BANG BANG".

The Incarnate visibly shudders as you say that, disrupting everyone's movements... You swear that you can hear faint mumbling coming from the Incarnate's speakers.

GODMODDER: ...I can't let it get to me... ...not now...

5,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!

Quote from gutza1»

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 3/9

Antimatter Buster Nuke: Not used.

Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 8

Antimatter Torpedoes: 18. Reloading.

==Actions==

Lothyra drinks a Critmist II potion from Talist's shop. Then she sees Crystal.

Lothyra: "Oh crap he's only at 1 HP. Let me fix that."

Lothyra uses Megaversal to heal Crystal. Then she takes out the Endeavor's Decad.

Lothyra: It's not a mech, but it's the closest thing I got."

Lothyra rolls the Endeavor's Decad at the Corruption Target.

> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 UNIVERSAL - MEGAVERSAL

+15 HP to crystal!

The Godmodder turns your potion into a potion of instant harming! You take 3 damage!

2-9-8-10-10-9-1-5-10-8

The flaming wreck of the Space Shuttle Columbia hurtles through the Eclipse and tears through the Corruption Target, dealing 13,000 damage!

Quote from ninjatwist321»

TB, oh TB... do you pay any attention to anything?

Well, it IS complaining, so you have an excuse.

Action 1/3

Starfall Sync: 47/50 (CURSED)

I use my Frying Pan to cause annoyance and unravel the Combed Hair.

I also use Contaminated Gear on the Eyes.

What do you mean...?

You can't move to the Head in one post. Did you read my wall of text when the Legion of Godmodders appeared that explained how this Trial worked?

Quote from K4yne»

I (over)heal Talist with the No Joke, then defend.

-----
No Joke
UBER: 0 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

+5 HP to Talist! You protect yourself from attack this turn!

Quote from CobaltShade»

WAS THAT ENOUGH HEALING BECAUSE I DON'T THINK SO

I originwand up an SCP-500 pizza laced with miniature green hearts and pure Sano essence and a variety of drinks such as a Minecraft Potion of Healing X and a NetHack potion of full healing. I also originwand up a set of Nanowrap Bandages from Starbound, a set of Medkits from pretty much every game where medkits heal you, etc.

I proceed to scarf down the pizza and chug the potions and apply the healing items.

I then pull out the Dumper and fire it at the Corruption Target, causing it to become a CorruɿɿoƆ TarɿɒT. I then proceed to summon Mark Sabine, who pours corrosive marmalade on the JoJ'd-up Corruption Target!

10,000 damage to the Corruption Target!

Quote from TT2000»

My zombified self is incapable of coherent thought beyond "BITE BITE BITE BITE", but somehow, I manage to recognize that I should probably attack people I've already attacked, so as not to inflict more people with the lack-of-healing curse! I turn to the nearest person around, and even though Twinbuilder is thousands of blocks away, it happens to be him since everyone fled the area for some reason!

Twinbuilder, still in his ship that he's using to slow the Eclipse, senses a fast-approaching projectile on his radar! The only label it has is "totally awesome", and it's somehow approaching too fast to dodge! Little does he know, becoming a zombie sends me and my creativity into SUPER MODE!

Suddenly, a random glass window somewhere in the ship breaks as I enter! Lucky for Twinbuilder, he has multiple defense areas to stop me! His entire ship is like a miniature trial, that I need to pass to suck life from him and back into myself!

TWIN'S SHIP: PART 1: THE LAVA ROOM:

I start in Twinbuilder's reactor room! Since the sensors detect an intruder there, Twin sets the room to EXTRA-LAVA! The lava starts flooding, and I rapidly have to complete the world's hardest and most unfair parkour, containing tons of fence jumps, 5-block jumps, and ladder corner climbs! Even 1 failure sends me plummeting into the lava! Except, driven by the zombie-rific desire to EAT BRAIN, I don't fail! I make it to the end to find a locked wooden door, which I eat since the server is set to hard!

TWIN'S SHIP: PART 2: THE ARMOR STAND ROOM:

I enter a room filled with armor stands! Too zombie-stupid to think to grab the armor, I rush through it, pressing every single pressure plate! Every single plate is connected to dispensers that spawn mobs with the armor corresponding to their armor stand! The monsters, once spawned, all go to other pressure plates and jump on them, spawning more mobs! Then, they grab levers from a nearby chest, and use them to constantly flick the dispensers, spawning more mobs! Together, they set up a SUPER REPEATER CIRCUIT, which lets the dispensers spawn EVEN MORE mobs!

But once they're all done, turns out I already shambled into the next room.

Will T-Zombie-T make it to Twin? Find out... not right now!

I'm not actually on the Twinmobile, I'm hovering in the air! The Twinmobile is long gone, heading back to Earth... Still though, I'll play along. I conjure up an array of rooms to stop you, which ends up resulting in this attack!

Quote from TheLordErelye»

Hazel Wand: IIIIII (ECLIPSED.)

Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II

I shift the Ring of Sorcery to its 'Abyssal' mode. Ink is knowledge. Knowledge will be rather effective, I suspect.

Suddenly, I'm dying, and corrupted. I draw the Golden Sunsticks. Fortunately, it is stated that attacks with have a chance to fail, hopefully not healing. Fortunately, I now possess approximately 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000018 of the Red Sun's power, thanks to that deal. With a flick of my hand, red plasma bursts into existence, swirling around the Golden Sunsticks, emitting obscene amounts of electromagnetic radiation, which is promptly consumed by the Golden Sunsticks to fuel their reparative potency. The plasma floods inwards, being absorbed by the Golden Sunsticks in the first place, seemingly before the plasma was even generated. With a thought, pure, unadulterated creation pours forth from the microscopic apertures into the core of the Sunsticks, giving both of the twin wands an aura of creation. The Sunsticks continue to exude creation energies, as I mutter under my breath, attempting to cast some sort of spell. Instantaneously, waves of Sano vis rocket across the general area, fusing their essence to my wands before annihilating themselves. The Golden Sunsticks steadily grow in power and healing capacity over a time period of several seconds, before expending it all in a singular pulse of regenerative potency, which I immediately utilize to repair as many of my wounds as possible. I'm certainly not a healer, but this should work. The creation energies immediately form a protective veil around me, before converting into gaseous Sano essentia. I begin working mere fractions of a nanosecond later, fully knowing the dangers of unprotected essentia. Hundreds of wards go up in a minute, or two, and the essentia begins to congeal, forming puddles upon the floor. Then, I expend what little remains of the creation energies to form what appears to be suitable containment. The Sano essentia is teleported into the containment, wherein I place what appears to be a Runic Matrix. In moments, the essentia coalesces around the Matrix, forming a Red Sea around the object. I abruptly create an infusive pull. Suddenly, the essentia begins leaving its cloud, heading directly into my avatar in the form of red bubbles. Before they touch me, I convert them to pure regenerative force, which I utilize to heal myself as expediently as possible. With that, I place the Golden Sunsticks back in my inventory.

I suppose I should divulge this information, now. There's no use in withholding it, save to bury it within the darkest depths of my psyche for the remainder of my meaningless existence.

—

11 Súlimë, Trial 4. Around midnight. Universe V2.

Everything is black. An eternal void, pure liquid nothingness spread amongst a sea of empty shadow. Silence-wrought eternal void in a realm of vision likely beyond my perception. I do hope this gateway has worked. Preferably to the point of returning me to my initial state, instead of casting me, along with the other Descendants, into a deeper form of Limbo, wherein we shall suffer for the rest of existence. I realize that my lungs are emptying. I tense up, awaiting the return to life. If it shall ever come. Several intense minutes pass, but nothing seems to occur. Perhaps this was all a grandiloquently-prepared lie said to be rescue from Limbo. Perhaps I am now dead for the remainder of eternity. Just a ghost, lost and mindless. Just as I exhale the last fraction of air from my lungs into the inky vestiges and infinite vortices of the void around me, I feel as if I am slamming into the ground, yet staying perfectly still. The noises of life occur around me. Or rather, swift typing, footsteps, and talking. Ah, it's good to be back. I lay upon what appears to be the hard, cold, metallic floor, feeling the panels of the meteor's common room. I do not open my eyes; you never know what--or who--could be standing above me, prepared to stab me the second I move. I feel the familiar weight and cold touch of the Hazel Wand in my right hand, just lying there. The screams, shouts, cries, utterances, and pleading of the imminently deceased fill my head once more. I stay still upon the ground, attempting to imitate rigor mortis. I hear the footsteps of several people entering the common room. Then, several moments later, somewhat abruptly, the door slams shut.

NAVELA: Alright, which one of you did it?

What have I missed? I don't want to know, actually. Likely large amounts of their normal routine. Eterne speaks first.

ETERNE: Are you seriously asking that? We don't know. It's as simple as that.
NAVELA: Yes, I'm asking that. You're not telling me you didn't kill him.
ETERNE: Look, just because you think Kalare had a personal vendetta against--
NAVELA: I know for a fact that he did!
VIRNUL: Yeah, this is stupid. Arguing isn't getting us anywhere.
ARAEVA: Please, just stop shouting.
ETERNE: Yeah. So, care to continue indiscriminately accusing?
NAVELA: I'm not accusing indiscriminately. You're kind of the only one here who can kill someone without leaving a mark.
VIRNUL: And that's where you're making assumptions. In case you haven't noticed, Araeva and I can do that. So could Kalare. Because he's one for suicide, definitely.

I see. So, Navela wishes to figure out who killed me. Hah.

ETERNE: It's more likely he bled to death internally after seeing a billiard-eyed green cherub horse clown from hell. He's not gonna talk.

KALARE: Hah.

Virnul's eyes shift around, as do Navela's, Araeva's, and Eterne's. I stand up, feeling the full physical strain of not moving for several enquier, and being dead, unable to stand straight. I lack the strength, at the current moment.

KALARE: Perhaps it might be wise to ask the former cadaver who his assailant happened to be.

Everyone stares at me. I adjust my glasses slightly.

NAVELA: ...
ARAEVA: ...
ETERNE: Hehe.
VIRNUL: Hey.

I wave to Virnul, noting the small grin dancing across his lips, before striding into what appears to be the general group area where the four were conversing, just beside the door. Navela looks directly into my eyes, rather surprised, before essentially crushing my currently weakened skeleton with some sort of sudden hug.

NAVELA: What... what happened to you? How?
KALARE: That's quite a story. I'd rather not get into it. But, I'd assume I'll have to tell you all eventually.
ARAEVA: Procrastination isn't going to tell us what you've gotten yourself into, Kal.
KALARE: I guess.

I nod, sliding the Hazel Wand into my pocket.

KALARE: So, shall I begin?
VIRNUL: No.
KALARE: Hah. Anyways, let's begin, with an abridged version. In the essentials, there was once a prophecy in a green universe denoting the second coming of a being otherwise referred to as Psi, the Psi-Godmodder. He was the greatest and most powerful of the reality-manipulators in Minecraft, and was taken on by the armies of the world. Slowly, he was defeated, and banished to the realms of oblivion for eternity.
KALARE: It was foretold that a second Psi would come, and find the Ancestral Artifacts, wherein they would become the Psi-Godmodder, and achieve nigh-complete control of reality. That's where the war I've been fighting comes in. So, there's this guy named Richard; he currently stands at a rank of godmodding approximately one below Psi. He believed he would achieve the prophecy, and with it, ultimate power.
KALARE: He full incapacitated all of us Descendants after obtaining the Artifacts, before--
CARASI: Descendants?

Glancing over to the door, I note that Carasi stands within the aperture, somewhat confused. She walks into the room, stopping next to me, before muttering something to the effect of 'hi.'

KALARE: Oh, sorry. I didn't notice you. Assuming you have no qualms with my sudden resurrection, a Descendant is essentially a being empowered by the energy of a Godmodder to defeat them.
KALARE: Anyhow, an alternate version of Doc Scratch (long story) hit Richard in the face with a solid gold godarm, pulled out the Disc of Mojang, and stole the Artifacts. He became the second incarnation of Psi. Given the fact that we had no real other option, we readied ourselves, and he killed us all with a snap of his fingers, both within the server, and here.
NAVELA: What?!
KALARE: It isn't as bad as it sounds. He sent us all to Limbo, wherein we were offered a deal from the Council. It was accepted, and we fought the Gatekeeper of Limbo, composed entirely of failed escapees, for our freedom. During the fight, which was not of much note, in my opinion, I traversed Limbo with a few others, and broke the psychopathically murderous materialized split personality of a god who writes reality through a computer terminal out of his eternal prison, with technology I developed.
VIRNUL: Nice. And he didn't double-kill you as well.
KALARE: Thanks. Finally, us Descendants slew the Gatekeeper, and used its energy to construct a portal out of Limbo, which we all utilized, and which brought me back to the land of the living. There you go. Hah.

Everyone is silent for several moments. It would be reasonable to assume they all believe I am completely insane now.

NAVELA: Kalare... WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL PLAYING THAT GAME?! WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING IT IF IT *LITERALLY* KILLED YOU?
KALARE: Don't be ridiculous. It's either fight, or watch the complete and utter destruction of a universe.
NAVELA: WE'VE BEEN FLOATING OUT IN THE FURTHEST RING FOR MONTHS BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY WITH FIGHTING IN YOUR "WAR" TO ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING HERE!
KALARE: That's not what I'm doing. We're fleeing from an indestructible billiard-eyed green cherub horse clown from hell.
ETERNE: Hehehe.
NAVELA: SURE WE ARE! MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE THIS IMAGINARY POWER WE GIVE YOU, IF YOU'RE GOING TO USE IT ON A USELESS VIDEO GAME!
KALARE: ...
NAVELA: LET'S MAKE A VOTE! EVERYONE COME OVER *HERE* TO GET RID OF KALARE'S SUPPOSED CHARGE, AND OVER *THERE* TO STAY!

Navela glares at me, and people begin to shift, taking their votes. Virnul sides with me, as does Eterne, surprisingly. On the other hand, Araeva walks over towards Navela, apologetically saying something about 'unhealthy obsessions;' Carasi, after much deliberation, sides with Navela as well. Several of the others arrive at this time, and are informed of the situation, and side with Navela.

NAVELA: There! Nobody's in command. Now, we can actually get things done.
KALARE: Now, I've just been given exponential amounts of extra time which I can use for things you'll never see, nor wish to. Hah.

Everyone disperses. After a few minutes, I walk over to a particular seat.

KALARE: Hey.
ETERNE: Hey. How's life working for ya?
KALARE: Better than being dead.
ETERNE: Pft.
KALARE: Hah.
KALARE: Out of interest, why is it that you voted for me?
ETERNE: Well, I think Seceip's argument is invalid, and you're more sympathetic to the Dersite side of things.
KALARE: Thanks.
ETERNE: No problem.

Eterne winks as I leave, a playful grin upon her face. I walk over to my desk, and continue with what I was doing pre-death, beginning a conversation with Virnul in the process.

And such concludes the flashback, and the explanation for certain events in the slightly more recent past.

+15 HP to you!

Quote from The_Serpent»

Erelye, you cannot run from English. He is already here. No matter how hard you run, he will always be already here. It is too late for your little crew. I hope the same cannot be said about you yourself, but English HAS found you.

I CLAMBER. ONTO THE LEFT LEG. AND STAB THE. OBLIVION JOINTS. WITH ZOMBIE TT. WHO I CAPTCHALOGUED. ON MY WAY HERE. AS I STAB. I INFUSE. TT. WITH CREATION ENERGY. WHICH ALSO. WEAKENS HIS ATTACK.

TT is currently deep within my impenetrable gauntlet! You can't captchalogue him from outside of it, so you stab the Oblivion Joints with a random sword instead! 3,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints!

Quote from nulitor»

I suddenly throw an ray of references(at the same joint as before) it is made of references to every previous thing ever thrown like the ray of candy or the anvil or yet tons of other things of this kind it is not an 100% new ray but nothing is new it is just that you if you understand from where come the ideas then it can be an homage to everything you referenced and something interesting and reference is the key if you want to have something creative and so the next attack at this joint will have extra references for damaging that joint.

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

I use COMBAT OPERANDI: IUBEOQUE on the ENTITY ORB.

> ManiacMasteR: COMBAT OPERANDI => IUBEOQUE

You expend 2 Hog Slop and 3 Weasel Snot.

20,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!

Quote from TSFHISEPIC»

I climb up to the chest plate and give myself a pep-talk to heal my self.

+2 HP!

Quote from Fseftr»

Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $356

Battlefield: Hmm... I use CO: Pax Azurite on the target, or joint if it's ded

+2 to Wilson

Map of the Multiverse AND Twitch Logo AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 11/11

-HMAS Ship-

The bird flies around Wilson as he talks to it, but then flies off. A few minutes after Wilson crawls under the bed, the bird perches on the chair and makes a sound eerily similar to someone clapping. The lights and screen both flicker off.

> Fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => PAX AZURITE

You expend 6 Weasel Snot.

Cursed 30,000 damage to the Oblivion Target!

THE MULTISTREAMER: A tablet forged from the metal of Ultramarine. It can intercept the location of nearly anywhere in the multiverse, receiving a live transmission of what's going on there. It can also view events at any point in the past as well, but not in the future.

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HEY RICHARD! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Now GO AWAY, or I will taunt you a second time. Thhhhbt

I move to the left leg

I then heal myself using no creativity whatsoever.

The Godmodder takes pride in knowing that nothing that you just said is true.

+1 HP!

Quote from TT2000»

THE CONTINUATION!

TWIN'S SHIP: PART 3: The Poison Room:

The next defense is a room that shoots poison potions. Over and over. It shoots about 10 potions of poison IV, specially extended to last 5 minutes each, every single second. It's a special really long pathway that takes me about 30 minutes to traverse. Twin is confident I'll be reduced to 1/2 pf a heart by the poison. But WAIT, he realizes! I've been zombified! I get HEALING from poison! He looks it up on the Minecraft wiki to be sure, but it turns out that there's good news! The poison doesn't heal me, it just doesn't hurt me! He's relieved, until he realizes I have one less room to go to get to him!

TWIN'S SHIP: PART 4: The Sunlight Room:

The room contains a miniature copy of the Minecraft Sun, giving off intense zombie-burning light! My AI compels me to seek shelter as I catch fire and rapidly lose health! However, since I'm on roughly the same y-level as the sun, the light would still reach me regardless of where I went! But then, I realize I'm invincible, since I'm a zombie, and shamble into the next room!

TWIN'S SHIP: PART 5: The Incredibly Complicated Puzzle Room:

Twin laughs, as he realizes I'll NEVER get past this one! I must solve the world's most complicated Minecraft puzzle, which requires reading 500 50-page written books to even have an idea of where to begin, then making extrapolations using knowledge I don't have! I must lead uncooperative animals to places, punch zombies into pens, and place blocks into the perfect locations, which solving outright impossible parkours in an attempt to get Hint Books! And all just to open the... wooden... door...

Twin begins to panic as he realizes that that was the last defense room! He looks around, and then sees my zombified self walking towards him at an agonizingly slow pace!

Twin stares straight into my glassy, lifeless eyes... he knows he could use his awesome powers to counterattack me and send me back down to Minecraftia! However, I'm his friend, and he doesn't want to hurt me!

Twin's face assumes an expression of pure poignant sadness as he realizes that his only option that doesn't involve hurting me is letting me eat him! But then, he thinks, "maybe I have a chance! I could kite him around the room until the EOTB, where I could tactfully send him away!". But, I prove him horribly wrong, by suddenly gaining EXTREME SUPER SPEED from the creativity of this attack! I leap at him and BRUTALLY rip a chunk of meat off his head, damaging him horribly! I was able to hurt him last time because he was out of the ship, but since getting here required so much creativity, it makes this bite EXTRA POWERFUL AND PAINFUL! And Twin can't do anything to stop it, due to the incredible bonds of friendship formed by me threatening him with a super-weapon, continual clashes, and maybe some vaguely related GMing experiences!

Meanwhile, a nearby artist that Twin had on his ship for whatever reason decides to render the scene instead of helping Twin, in beautiful, full color:

And thus, it is over.

WHATNOGETOFFOFME

Ugh... Looks like that dealt 30,000 damage...

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While I am still in Chrysallid Form and still under the effect of the Potion of Whatever Speed you Need, I drag off a Beta Godmodder up to the Incarnate's Chestplate to sacrifice it. However, because this form has spiked legs and I carry the godmodder under me, I end up stabbing, slashing, and ripping the godmodder's body badly enough to make it unusable for sacrifice. I try this on a dozen more Beta Godmodders, with no success (unless killing them counts as success), before trying to carry it above me instead of below me. Now that I successfully get a godmodder to sacrifice, I initiate a sacrifice ritual to steal his power and gain Godmodding powers myself, because apparently they make my attacks more likely to work. "Twinbuilder, the only reason you are not dead is because I want to destroy this universe, and if Richard did it first it would mean I could not destroy this universe because he destroyed it first. Otherwise, I would have used my Comb Rave explicitly to destroy you for all these arbitrary "attack fails" tricks you pulled on me."

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Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 4/9

Antimatter Buster Nuke: Not used.

Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 8

Antimatter Torpedoes: 18. Reloaded. Ready for use.

==Actions==

Lothyra heals another player that was hit by the Corruption bar attack with Universal Power. She then uses Antinuke (or iAntinuke. I don't have to to check the Echeladder for the right name) on the Corruption Target. Finally, she rolls the Computerized Decad at the Corruption Target.

You fail due to the Corruption!

Quote from Fseftr»

Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $358 (+2 to Wilson)

End of an era

Battlefield: I use the broken clock to travel to forward in time, and fire into the past at the target/joint. I then travel to the past, and fire into the future. Lastly, I return back to the present and watch as the target/joint is hit twice in the present.

RIP in pepperoni.

Cursed 24,000 damage to the Oblivion Target!

Quote from pionoplayer»

((sorry twin, now that we have it sorted out, let's just get on with killing this thing. Also, thanks for putting together a freaking awesome boss fight for this.))

Eric flies over to crystal to try and keep him from getting horribly murdered.

Heal

The healing spell washes over crystal, knitting up wounds and the like, and Eric hands him a health potion to supplement it.

If it is possible to help out pit's combo thing...

Eric begins praying... not to anyone in general, but just in a vague hope.

Prayer combo: 2/8

And then Old Man Elderly crashes his tug boat into the corruption target.

Well Gawrsh dang it!

These dang new-fangled steering wheels just don't work like those old handle bars they used to make!!

Eric begins throwing up shields around people.

These shields don't add to people's armor, but are essentially an extra health bar, as in, any zombies that target them will lower the amount of damage they need to do, even before they start hurting the actual person.

And they aren't extra entities, they're additions to the players.

So Eric begins throwing up these shields around himself and the other players.

((use shields guys! If we generate extra health bars we can prevent the anti-healing debuffs, and give the zombies fodder to target without actually killing anyone because we can just make more shields. Anyone who's not sure what to do, start making shields for everyone, that's the best solution I can think of to keep the zombies from gradually overwhelming us.))

+3 HP to crystalcat!

4,000 damage to the Corruption Target!

You shield yourself and Fseftr!

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I pray intensely for helping the chain and with worms I hack more computers and make them pray.

Then I dupe the lowest rank godmodders by using them as ammo for OHMAN(if you get the reference you are weird)

creating thousand of them thrown at high speed by the head hunting nova made of godmodders(I do this only if it have an chance of working so if you know it can not work I do not do it).

But what did you target?

Quote from Netpatham»

I suddenly hook the Inferno Server into the circuit containing the Corruption Target, causing it to overheat and malfunction, applying its own status effect to itself. Hmph.

"Yo, Richie Rich! Your mech is broken!"

"Seriously! Your design sucks!"

"I could do better, and I'd have to actually build it myself!"

I then suddenly shoot lasers at the Corruption Target with a laser gun I just built. LASERS.

Speaking of light, I set up a HALI shield around myself.

The Inferno Servo fires at the Corruption Target, Melting it! The Corruption Target doesn't malfunction, though... The intense heat is merely localized!

3,000 damage to the Corruption Target!

You protect yourself from attack!

Quote from TheLordErelye»

Hazel Wand: II (ECLIPSED.)

Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Abyssal. Inky Epiphany II Abyssal Energies III

Serpent, it's nice to see that you support my entire point. At the very least, you get it. Everyone in my 'little crew' knows full well that they cannot escape, and that they are likely going to die. English is already here, and has been for months. Along with that, you should hope that the fate befalls me first. My death can be nothing but advantageous to you, of all people. Also, I do hope you enjoy the Godslayer, if you didn't notice me giving it to you.

I suddenly whip out the Hazel Wand. Ordinarily, I would utilize it to make some exceedingly convoluted assault, but I am currently suffering from the effects of Corruption. Now, I believe it would be best if I organized some sort of healing attempt. Despite my copious amounts of Runic Shielding, I'd rather not face death this early. Then again, what choice do I have on the matter? I flick the Hazel Wand, and amethyst plasma erupts from the tip of the wand, fluctuating and pulsating with wild abandon. Within instants, tendrils of aubergine plasma of fluctuating color arc downwards, towards Apocalypse Hill. I do hope my skill and knowledge shall be adequate for this particular work of magecraft. The tendrils in question carve into the ground, forming odd shapes and eldritch markings within the earth. When the tentacles off energy retract, they reveal that a oily, black, paste-like chalk has been smeared upon the floor in the patterns directed. The tendrils all move upwards once more, twitching and flailing around my form, all stemming from the tip of the Hazel Wand. I brandish the wand in a manner akin to a whip for a moment, and the tendrils swarm downwards, forming a sort of dome of arcane magics around the marks and circles. The sorcerous tentacles melt through the earth of Apocalypse Hill. I slash the Hazel Wand downwards. As I do so, time seems to slow down relative to my existence alone. My eyes dart about, and I note that everything seems to be shifting into a monochromatic gray.

Progiddginksgi'gijhsgi'nngidtsgi'el gish l'ogievkeljosgi'sgi sgi's pol'ogi'less. Mor wsgi'll osgi'ckgil. Ugil josgi'segi'sgi'p kel.

I attempt to mutter something, yet no sound comes out. Slowly, a wave of violet sorcery appears, directly following the trail of the downward slash. Time continues as normal suddenly, and everything regains color. A blast of pure mauve blows a hole into the center of the arcane circles and markings, initiating some sort of healing ritual. Pure life energy flows across the server locally. I receive a direct boost from the energies of my causation, receiving some health. However, this thing should function as intended. For every 5 HP regained with express intent of fueling this ritual, some amount of damage will be dealt to either the Corruption or Oblivion Joints, depending on the position of the one who used the ritual's power. There. Have your semblance of teamwork. The remainder of the amethyst plasma heads into the plasmic dome, and I carefully place the Hazel Wand in my inventory.

For those who do not possess the time (or patience) to read this, it is essentially a combo that utilizes the healing of players to deal damage to the Joints of either Leg, hopefully.

+8 HP! You start up a combo!

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Post I

My corpse rise up, and bites Generic in the forearm. The red energy crackling around it bathes the zombie in red light, but somehow leaves enough space for 2 large shadows to manifest.

V: Well, ere we are again.

V: It's always such a pleasure.

U: Remember when I took your body

U: Twıce

3 damage to Generic!

Quote from TT2000»

In the event of me not being alive, I leap onto Netpatham and stuff him down my throat. All at once. The WHOLE. NETPATHAM.

5 damage to Netpatham!

Quote from ProofofconcepT»

HEY RICHARD! How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

I (over)heal myself with my voidmetal staff

I take a book, read the book, and then beat the target with it. The book than turns into a barrel of piranhas that bite into the target. I shoot the fish in the barrel, which is pretty easy, and it explodes.

The Incarnate's Head nods, instantly realizing your "clever" joke.

Only mediguns can overheal others!

5,000 damage to the Corruption Target!

Quote from Fseftr»

Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $360 (+2 to Wilson)

Battlefield: I take out The Azure Armoury and slice into the target/joint with the laser bladesaw.

15,000 damage to the Corruption Target!

Quote from TheLordErelye»

Hazel Wand: II (ECLIPSED.)

Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Abyssal. Inky Epiphany II Abyssal Energies III

I gaze upon everything below the Incarnate, before preparing to recede into the relative safety of the mindscape. Whose mindscape, you ask? Well, let's see. How about... you. My eyes come to rest upon Cipher's Call, which suddenly glows with green light, pulsing out plasma rife with the energies of the Green Sun. Let's hope this works. If I succeed, proceed along with this post. If not, disregard the remainder of this action. Ah, Build's mind. What to do within? Nothing disruptive. Being killed by the Eclipse is not exactly desirable. But, hey. That doesn't mean I can't give you some gifts. With a thought, a severed head appears in Build's mindscape, immediately beginning to scream as if his entire lower body below the neck had been forcefully torn off. Hah. Slowly, the upper layers of the head's skin begin to peel off, and the head slowly decomposes, screaming all the while. Hah. That was excellent. But, let's get on with this. Given the fact that you can conjure anything you cam conceive in the brain, I think I'll use it for a bit of spellcraft. Now, the power source. Option one is me just shattering your psyche in its entirety, probably killing me instantly, given the fact that you're exponentially more powerful than I, and hopefully harvesting energy from the fragments. Option two is--no, I'm not doing that, you crazed all-seeing illuminacho; or, not without a 'pay raise,' at least. Sorry, I may or may not be having an internal conversation. Option three is to just use the imaginative potential of the mind to generate what I need. Given the fact that I'm not particularly partial to harming Build, I'll just go with number two. I mean three; definitely three. As such, I examine the actual mindscape in question, noting its structure and anything else particularly spectacular. I proceed to conjure up the purest form of regeneration I can perceive without having to stab myself repeatedly, in the form of a large pond of Ghast Tears in Build's mind. Let's see here. It's time to ABS0RB THE S0ULS 0F CH1LDREN TRAPPED 1N THE1R 0WN TEARS. I leap directly into the pond of Ghast Tears I just generated through thought. Suddenly, the liquid begins flickering with white light. In moments, hundreds of spectral white spheres of ethereal souls rush inwards, plowing into my manifest consciousness. I absorb every single one of them, glowing with a dim white light afterwards. Hah. I clamber out of the pond of tears, leaving it there. That way, you can soak in the soulless pure liquid consciousness of human children whenever you enter your mind, Build. I pull out Providence's Topper. However, instead of putting it on, I wave it in the air, trying to get something out. Centuries-dried bits of what may or may not be your human leader Abraham Lincoln's brain fall out. You know how this hat's real owner got this hat, so that should be good enough for you. I put the hat away. The dried bits of brain diffuse into a jade-green liquid, and seep into the ground. Finally, I snap my fingers. A bright blue flame ignites upon my fingers, spreading into a fireball nigh-instantaneously. I levitate into the air, glowing with octarine light. Now, before I go, allow me to give you a bit of a vision. Suddenly, an indigo inferno bursts to life back on the mindscape's ground. The flames shift about, forming what appears to be a figure that looks suspiciously like Build, clutching his head, before he is crushed by a large amount of blue energy that appears to be a central First Guardian's purest energy, escaping his body. The inferno proceeds to form the visage of a massive cat, which meows once, before the flames disappear. Well, see you around. By which I mean in ten seconds. The last vestiges of souls from the Ghast Tears flow into my body, and I disappear. Then, I open my eyes, awakening on the Right Leg. I feel the life energy of countless souls surging throughout my physical form, healing me, before annihilating themselves, and sending the remnants back to the mental dreamscape from whence they came.

...Alright, fine. I'll let you enter my mind. But don't think this means you can come back whenever you want. My mind appears to be a █████ █████ ████, with tall ████████ rivaling the size of ███ ████████ occasionally scattered throughout. In fact, one such ████████ at the center appears to be ███ ████████ itself, except it's ███████ ██ ██████ ███ ██ █████. It must ███████ ██ ████████. ███████████████NO FURTHER DATA RECEIVED

You seriously didn't think I'd let you see everything in there, did you? Since you're already fully healed, +10 HP to Pit instead!

Quote from Talist»

Remember the very first thing I did after encountering the Incarnate? Well, after I edited it of course. Yeah, I believe that the shooting stars activate now, streaking across the sky and then crashing into the ground, exploding into sparkly black stardust that heals people nearby slightly. Stars are eternal. Even when they eventually die and scatter outwards into the universe, that just creates fuel for a new star to be born with. That's the action I did a few turns ago and said it wouldn't have any effect until now. The life from the stars contributes to Ereyle's damage heal ritual thingy.

I drink my Potion of Kitsune II to keep fueling my heals. da heals, man. I'm healing as much as I can, but its just not enough! Oh, flashbacks to healing backgrounds as a shaman... must... spam... chain heal... even more! ... ... ... Anyway, my healing combo contributes to Ereyle's thingy.

"Standard" Action:

I point the Emerald Waker up into the sky briefly and two tendrils of green light snake out of it. These lights split from each other and one shoots towards Build and one towards Crystalcat. Both of them hit their respective targets and explode into green mist. However, each one acts differently. The mist around Build swirls and condenses into an intricately made golden dome, too perfect to have been built by mortals. This both protects him from TT2000/whatever wants to attack him and infuses him with a charge from the Flask of the Kitsune. Over by Crystalcat, the mist settles down to the ground and seems to plant itself. A few moments later, a thick, lush carpet of emerald colored grass grows beneath him (I think him anyway), dotted with flowers that seem to have invented a new color for themselves. Healing energies seep out of the grass to restore Crystalcat's health and strengthen his attacks with a dose of the Flask of the Kitsune.

@Red Dragon argument: I'm not making all these arguments against the Red Dragon to be unreasonably perverse or argumentative, I'm doing it to try and slow it down and buy us some time. So this can count as one big attack to try and slow it down. I don't care if its futile, I'll keep trying! I will put my physics class to good use! Anyway... if the Red Dragon is the size of the universe, and the universe is infinite, don't we have the same problems? And before you ask why the universe doesn't go at every possible speed and turn into a black hole and stuff, that's because the universe isn't trying to move. In fact, it can't move because it is everything. A system (IE: group of objects) cannot change its own center of mass. If you're in a rolling office chair and kick off the wall, the Earth-you-chair system still has the same center of mass. Its just that you and the chair have much less mass than the Earth, so your center of mass changes much more than the Earth's does, but the average center of mass hasn't moved from that. The Red Dragon being the size of everything, yet not be everything means that he could try to move his center of mass by "kicking" off something else in the universe. And all these problems come from him using infinite force to do so.

New argument unrelated to the going everywhere at once arguement: The Red Dragon would have to find something that could withstand the infinite force he's put on it. Going back to the rolling office chair example, imagine now you're in your office chair and to move backwards, you kick off an open door. However, that's not going to get you very far because the door is just going to swing shut. It moves out of the way before you can put all your force on it. And if you're not putting all your force on it, its not putting all its force on you. You know, forces have equal and opposite reactions. So in order to move backwards in the office chair, you need something that can resist all the force your kick puts on it, such as a wall or the now closed door. This problem occurs for the Red Dragon, only infinity worse. Everything he tries to kick off of would just break and provide very little resistance. Just like an astronaut up in the ISS can't propel them self by pushing off a nearby floating tool, the Red Dragon can't propel himself by pushing off of anything. Planets, stars, even black holes would just get brushed aside without any reasonable resistance. Remember how I said a system cannot change its own center of mass? In any system the Red Dragon makes himself a part of, he'll be the infinity more massive object and so the smaller objects that he tries to push off of would move far more than he would. Even if the entire universe had some kind of air and he tried flapping his wings, that still wouldn't provide enough resistance because the air would just compress in on itself rather than put force backwards on the Red Dragon's wings. As said in the stupid movie Interstellar, "You can't go forward without leaving something behind... so I obviously have throw myself off the ship so you have a chance even though my mass is insignificant compared to many other objects on board!". From all this, the Red Dragon would just flail around in the vastness of space until he had broken everything nearby and runs out of objects to push off of. And this still applies as long as the Red Dragon is more massive than something like... 10 super massive black holes. Although, if he's that light, he might be able to flap off of the universe's non existent air.

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Interstellar is a weird case where you have to know some physics to understand what they're saying, but as soon as you do know enough, you realize they're talking nonsense most of the time anyway.

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And then there's possibly the simplest, yet most overlooked problem. If the Red Dragon is the size of everything, how did it get trapped under the Nether? Its not exactly like you can stuff the universe into a bottle.

Then after all this, I shout at Richard,

"YO RICHARD! YOUR PET DRAGIE IS SO DUMB, HE THINKS THE MOVIE ARMAGEDDON IS SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE!!"

Tssss... Sick burn...

My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.

-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P- (I only put this in quotes when its longer than a couple paragraphs)

Yes... yes... I know I'm amazing, but you don't have to applaud. ... erm... oh, thank you for the lights... I suppose. But I think I like it better down here than I... I would up top... ... It feels so... so... safe... ... ... mrh... ... and... ... cool... ...

The fact that the bird had responded to him probably meant there was someone watching from the other side. He usually didn't mind being watched. If he did, he would have gone mad about two years ago. But he still preferred to not be watched, another reason he'd stay under the bed rather than on it. The watcher having some level of control over the room, such as the lighting, stirred some memories. Although, this time, the watcher probably had opposite intentions, but it still made him feel a little uneasy.

+2 HP to Erelye, Pit, and TSFHISEPIC!

The universe isn't infinite! Despite their size, they're mere bubbles in the Void.

Yeah, you're right. It would take an obscene amount of power to contain something the size of the Red Dragon under the Nether. So who exactly had that power? And how?

The Godmodder's sick burn meter suffers yet another critical spike!

Quote from babysphee»

my last action was retconned by the magnificent mr.twinbuilder

>travis: try to follow the map BB gave you

It makes no sense and is essentially a jumble of random lines, but you somehow find the Pisslord in all of his glory at the end of it.

Quote from Nimbleguy»

Post 1
(GREEN)As a reminder, I still have that rickshield circling me.(END GREEN)
(GREEN)I pause preparing an attack, walk up onto the Left Leg, and resume.(END GREEN)
Improbable Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Sacred Botany.
Mycelium shifts into a flower shape, it's twisting strands re-arranging to focus the power of the Tubas.
A soft glow emanates from the interior of the tubas, bathing the charred bedrock. A layer of dirt forms on top, and a flower starts to bloom. It becomes a giant, reaching far and high, up to the height of the Oblivion Target. More flowers grow and bloom to the same height in seconds.
Eglarbroad starts throwing stick-on signs on the flowers, depicting their names. The grey, wilting flowers are labeled, "Medumone." Various red ones are labeled, "Bellethorn." Countless trees bloom, each filling a well carved in the bedrock by plant roots. The flowers take their energy from that pool, and get to work. All defense mechanisms on the left leg freeze, as some flowers radiate pain and suffering into the Oblivion Target. The target keeps getting damaged by the flowers...
After a while, one towering tree grows... and grows... until it's top is the same size of the incarnate. It sucks all of the liquid from the bedrock pools, and the flowers wilt and die. The trees shrivel up from lack of sunlight. The giant tree starts creating Ferropper, and molding them into fruits... A single tuba hits the waist of Incarnate, surprising Richard. A whole torrent of Tubas fall onto whatever is still not destroyed on the left leg. Once the tubas have fallen, the tree buckles, and crashes into Incarnate. Each of the tuba fruits on the ground sprout into more of the trees, each one dumping more tubas onto the Oblivion Target of Oblivion Joint. And, after each tree is done dumping it's fruit, it leans over and crashes into Incarnate. The process continues, until Eglarbroad stops the Tubas' green glow. Many cycles of fruit growing and falling were made until the Tubas finished.

Cursed 22,500 damage to the Oblivion Target!

Quote from engie_ninja»

If the Corruption Target is still alive, I Battle Technique Trolldier it.

If the Corruption Target is dead, and any allies are at sufficiently low health to be OHKO'd, I heal them.

If the Corruption Target is dead, and my allies are sufficiently healed, I leap over to the other leg and smash the Oblivion whatever.

> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DUMPSTER DIVING - TROLLDIER

15,000 damage to the Corruption Target!

Quote from Crusher48»

I combine my newfound Godmodding powers with my innate power as a Devourer to initiate a deadly Comb Rave attack to destroy the League of Godmodders. I capture them all, place them in an indestructible and inescapable box directly on top of the Incarnate's Superlaser, and prepare to fire it. Unfortunately, it appears that I cannot fire it, and the Godmodder cannot attack those trapped godmodders until the EOTB, by which the League will be freed by someone. Luckily, Crusher48's secret weapon, a planet-sized station that is totally NOT the Death Star (look, its main gun is a Weath Ray which is totally incapable of destroying planets, right? right? okay, it can totally destroy planets by cutting all the way through them, causing the lava in the planet's interior to shoot upwards insanely quickly and melt the planet's surface, in addition to creating cataclysmic explosions from the eruption), get in it, and fire the insanely overpowered Omega Weath Ray (yes, thats the main gun) at the box the League of Godmodders is trapped in. The godmodders are all vaporized in an instant, but the beam does not stop with them. Because I almost certainly did more than 50000 damage (because there is more than 50000 HP of godmodders), I turn non-zombie, allowing the beam to cut through all the defenses (note that the Weath Ray just blows through ALL the defenses because of the sheer power of the Comb Rave) and punch a hole straight through the Superlaser, anhillating it and leaving a hole straight through the chestplate of the Incarnate. However, this is not the end of the attack. I then deploy the Wormdrill Drones, releasing a wave of drones that use Weath Ray effects to vaporize matter that they drill through. I give them a nice FTL launch into the hole created by the Omega Weath Ray's firing, where they split up and drill around the Incarnate's internal systems where the Incarnate cannot attack them. If any power is remaining with the Comb Rave, I use it on the Weath Star's secondary Weath Ray systems.

Luckily, SCP-2317 was driven off once I was de-zombied (and lost Chrysallid Form), allowing me to notice that some of the godmodders survived because SCP-2317 could only deal 50000 damage at most to the godmodders, and there were more than 50000 HP worth of godmodders. Also, the survivors can get out because though the box was indestructible, Weath Rays are designed to destroy indestructible things.

Quote from insert_generic_username»

BATTLE ORDERS:

1. GET MORE PEOPLE ONTO THE LEFT LEG, WE'RE SUFFERING AN IMBALANCE RIGHT NOW.

2. SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT LEG, MOVE UP TO THE CHESTPLATE, WE'VE PROBABLY GOT ENOUGH PEOPLE THERE ANYWAYS.

3. IF ZOMBIE: ATTACK ABOUT AS SPREAD OUT AS YOU NEED TO GET IN ORDER TO AVOID KILLING ANYONE, THEN HEAL THEM AFTERWARDS. IF PLAYER: HEAL YOURSELF (AND OVERHEAL) SO THAT THE ZOMBIE'S REQUIRED DAMAGE WON'T BE TOO BAD.

I toss a rock into the Oblivion Joints. The Godmodder doesn't notice for a while, until his keen senses pick up on a weird noise. he then realises that there's a rock in the joint. I then reveal that it's the great-grandson of the MECHANNIHILATOR, SCOURGE OF GIANT ROBOTS. The rock quickly upholds the Mechannihilator's legacy and beats the heck out of the joint.

I also take out the Medigun, and heal myself or the lowest health player on this leg up.

Uber 4/9

7,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints!

+3 HP to Maniac!

Quote from Talist»

The dome over Build starts to spark and shine. After giving off one particularly violent spark, two beams of light shoot off of it and hit Pit and CobaltShade. Similarly to the last time, the beams of light explode into mist that swirls and condenses into two more golden domes over them as a homage to the unbreakable fortress of the Eye. Inside it, the players are healed and empowered.

Then, I pop over to the left leg really quickly and throw an Extended Splash Potion of Flares at the Oblivion Joints to melt them with the heat.

"HEY RICHARD! ARE YOU REALLY SO NARCISSISTIC THAT YOUR IDEA OF A FINAL BOSS WAS JUST A BIGGER VERSION OF YOURSELF? IS ONE OF THE MAIN USES OF THAT GODARM TO EXTEND INTO A SELFIE STICK? I THINK IT IS! I ALSO BET THE INSIDE OF YOUR CONTROL ROOM IS JUST COATED IN MIRRORS SO YOU GET TO STARE AT YOURSELF ALL DAY! OH, AND SCRATCH STILL HAD IT BETTER BECAUSE HIS INFINITE POWER WAS MORE INFINITE THAN YOUR INFINITE POWER! HOWEVER, HE WAS REALLY NICE AND LET US BEAT HIM BECAUSE HE KNEW IT WOULD BE NO FUN OTHERWISE!"

My stuff:
Potion of Zeus, Potion of Critmist, Potion of Flares, Potion of Charring, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.

-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-

...

+3 HP to Pit and CobaltShade! Their next attacks will minicrit!

6,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints!

The Incarnate stands perfectly rigid, and then the Head glares at you, shining a spotlight on the Left Leg. The Godmodder begins to speak, apparently having had enough.

GODMODDER: Scratch DID NOT have it better than me! Think about what he did, and what I'm DOING!

GODMODDER: Sure, Scratch rose to become the Psi-Godmodder. Sure, he killed all of you instantly in the CHEAPEST way possible.

GODMODDER: But then what? All he did was attempt to summon the Employer!

GODMODDER: And I? I?! I'm DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE! And all it took was busting the Red Dragon out of his prison!

GODMODDER: Oh, and don't even think about playing that card with Scratch.

GODMODDER: The "he let us beat him because it wouldn't have been fun otherwise" card.

GODMODDER: Scratch dying was all part of his plan. His perfect little plan.

GODMODDER: He designed it all from the beginning, I'm sure of it.

GODMODDER: And I'M not telling you what it is. Because if I win, then it won't matter.

GODMODDER: And then I'LL be the LAST ONE STANDING!

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=TURN ONE=

=ACTION=

I sprint over to the Left Leg, and pull out a large stack of wood, which I manipulate into a giant wooden Siege Tank! Getting into the tank in siege mode, I channel my kritz power into the main cannon, and FIRE! The shot slams into the Oblivion Target, causing bits to explode! Then, I switch it to non-siege mode, and then slam the tank into the Incarnate, which somehow damages the Oblivion Target.

...if the Oblivion Target is dead, this'll target the joints.

Oblivion Target destroyed!

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Act 2.

For whoever's still around at Armageddon Hill and not on the Incarnate already...Meet my little friend. Yes, that is Nailtimatum, loaded with high-penetration nails. Yes, I am going to shoot you with this gun that I randomly found lying about in my inventory. How'd it get there? I have no idea, but it's there. As for why I'm doing this, I don't really have a choice. Unless I'm not a Zombie, in which case, I aim the Sixth Degree at them instead and heal them to the best of my ability.

+3 HP to omglolsguy!

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Eric moves around, distributing health potions to the various players that are still injured on the left leg.

Somehow, this adds power to erelye's combo attack.

Old Man Elderly gives a cry of rage, and begins thumping the corruption target, and if that's dead, the corruption canister, with his staff...

Wait, he had a walking stick...

When did it get all big and golden-y with a green orb on top?

And then, if the corruption target isn't dead yet, Old Man Elderly's staff goes off, spraying emerald nova bullets into the corruption target at high speed before sending Old Man Elderly reeling backwards and the emerald nova flying down into the gorge below, to continue its long and convoluted path through the timelines of the multiverse.

+3 HP to ManiacMaster!

The Emerald Nova deals 25,000 damage to the Corruption Target and instills the Right Leg with a mechanical type of Fear! It then disappears into the depths below...

Quote from CobaltShade»

I pull out Mentaleev and summon an SCP-2046-133 copy of me that immediately starts destroying the Corruption Target! On touching the Corruption Target, fractal patterns sprout from SCP-2046-133 me and begin to override the Corruption Target! The fractals shatter into a million pieces, shattering the Corruption Target as well.

13,000 damage to the Corruption Target!

Quote from engie_ninja»

"ALSO, RICHARD, YOUR FACE IS STUPID."

I then, regardless of happenings, use Battle Technique: GUNS AKIMBO level 10: MAXIMALIST, somehow giving myself a rather strong shield with it.

"PLUS YOUR TECHNOLOGY IS OUTDATED, YOUR BEHAVIOR IS PREDICTABLE, AND YOU'RE TRASHY."

> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GUNS AKIMBO - MAXIMALIST

You protect yourself from attack!

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BATTLE ORDERS:

1. GET MORE PEOPLE ONTO THE LEFT LEG, WE'RE SUFFERING AN IMBALANCE RIGHT NOW.

2. SOME OF THE PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT LEG, MOVE UP TO THE CHESTPLATE, WE'VE PROBABLY GOT ENOUGH PEOPLE THERE ANYWAYS.

3. IF ZOMBIE: ATTACK ABOUT AS SPREAD OUT AS YOU NEED TO GET IN ORDER TO AVOID KILLING ANYONE, THEN HEAL THEM AFTERWARDS. IF PLAYER: HEAL YOURSELF (AND OVERHEAL) SO THAT THE ZOMBIE'S REQUIRED DAMAGE WON'T BE TOO BAD.

Richard complains that I haven't been using the bigger rocks on him, so I comply with his requests, and throw the grandson of Mechannihilator into the Oblivion Joint. It then uses synonymity to turn the Oblivion Joint into a bundle of marijuana, and smokes on it. Fortunately, the rock is completely immune to both being high on drugs and oblivion energies. It then beats the heck out of the Joint after it turns back into the other kind of joint.

I also take out the Medigun, and heal myself or the lowest health player on this leg up.

Uber 4/9

The Godmodder doesn't actually complain, which renders your entire attack moot! Remember, people shouldn't talk as others' characters...

+3 HP to Maniac!

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I jump onto the left leg, and convert my left hand into a microsoft silly straw! I then drink all of the cartilage out of the leg. Yummmmm. I then tunnel through the thigh, and spin-drill all the way through the leg and out the foot!

Welcome back! The Left Leg isn't made of cartilage, it's made of hundreds of layers of metal, pure energy, and weaponry! And it's unbreakable metal at that!

Split prepares to use a special attack next turn... Great, now I get to see what this thing does first hand. Hey, if you're lucky, you could see what it does up close! Don't say and personal... And personal. Ugh. Split fires a beam of creation energy from Broken Anachronism at the Oblivion Joints, which counter with an electrifying oblivion bolt! Split manages to overpower it and deal 30,000 damage, but takes 10,000 damage in recoil...

Maybe I should try attacking... Still telekinetically holding the Eclipse up, I turn to the Incarnate and blast the Corruption Target with the pure energy of the Green Sun, dealing 30,000 damage! The TIE-Sentry deals 6,000 damage to the Corruption Target! Biscuits deals 13,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints!

The Legion of Godmodders once again charges at the Incarnate, destroying the Corruption Target and dealing 35,000 damage to the Oblivion Joints! The Corruption Canister becomes open to target, and the Legion of Godmodders taps into its godmodding energy, taking it for their own! +10% to the Secret Charge! The Right Leg strains and explosions pockmark it, the limb losing its stability!

The Legion then concentrates intensely and bypasses the Godmodder's Curse of Anti-Entities, calling upon a new and rechristened Wayback Machine to bring back the oldies of the war! The first one is one that some of you recognize, from the beginning of the game...

The Red Dragon grows in power... Its destruction is becoming more rampant...

The Incarnate's Head deals 40,000 damage to Split, encompassing a wide area with its eye lasers! The Godarm's Entity Orb activates, completely changing the arm's shape! It now resembles a mobile airfield... Hickam Airfield! The Godarm now has the ability to summon suicide bombers that can deal splash damage with every attack the Incarnate makes! The other arm and the Chestplate instantly cut through 100 Alpha Godmodders! The Oblivion Joints deal 10 damage to generic, Fseftr, and Modpack!

The Itinerary:

> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!

> All: Destroy the Incarnate's Entity Orbs!

> All: Help defend the Legion of Godmodders!

> All: Help defend Build!

Armageddon Hill:

IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 6,861,000/8,000,000. (Gains +500,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 12

The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 25/20.

5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.

Split: [N] HP: 177,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II

Build: [AG] HP: 154,000/250,000. Slowing the Eclipse.

TIE-Sentry: [AG] Leaves in one turn.

Biscuits: [AG] Leaves in four turns.

Legion of Godmodders: [AG] Alphas: 100/100 HP. (x400.) Betas: 100/100 HP. (x250.) Gammas: 100/100 HP. (x100.) Deltas: 100/100 HP. (x50.) Omegas: 100/100 HP. (x10.) Can godmod attacks. Secret Charge: IIIIIIIII 10%.

Metroid Prime: [AG] HP: Core: 75,000/75,000 HP. Exoskeleton: 125,000/125,000 HP.

THE RED DRAGON: [PG] Forwarding the Eclipse. Impact: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 10 turns. Power: 25%.

THE INCARNATE: [FINAL BOSS]

Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.

Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.

The Spoils:

Sacred Items:

11 Hog Slop
20 Elf Tears
16 Pie Filling
5 Weasel Snot