The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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... I really like your idea, Piono. This is pretty clever, allows for swiping even plot-important items just the same as my previous working theory, and works well overall. Nice.
Yeah, I agree. Nice. This is now retroactively how the universe works for me.
Balloon Boy presents to you his fine special item: it's a pair of paper-thin glasses that are made for the purpose of allowing people to view bright objects (like the Sun) without having their eyes become horribly mangled. It costs 901 Tokens. Do you even have that much money?
Picture of Skaia && Bow = The Cosmic Progeny (Level 10: 4/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-23, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Post 1
It was not supposed to be a reference.
(GREEN)I use the Creation Pen to create a metal cube. I use the Java Smash to carve the cube into a cauldron. I then infuse it with 100 of every aspect in the Origin Staff. A strange, starry liquid pours from the Tubas into the cauldron. I infuse the starry blend with all the Void Energy and Insanity in the Voided Scepter. I start brewing the blend together...
I use all the Life Force in the Voided Scepter to create dirt golems. They all run towards Tingle, and explode in whatever Tingle uses to perceive the world, clogging them.(END GREEN)
Cup of Tea && Improbability Dice = Improbabearl Grey (Level 6: 3/7)
Raspberry Pi || Attachment Port = Rapsberry Port (Level 4: 3/5)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy || Flimsy Stick = ? (Level ?: 3/?)
Hmm, okay.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy || Flimy Stick = The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Stick Edition (Level 2: 3/3)
THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY: STICK EDITION: A reprint of the best-selling 1979 novel that is shaped like a stick, making the book much much taller than a stick, but with roughly the same length and width. It's a pain to read.
Gutter charge (5/20) (In case there's some kind of need for an attack before Trial 6. End time subject to change. +2 from Talist)
Eh. I investigate B.B's wares, all of them. If it happens to include certain powerful...Items, related to Dragons or Hydras, or other weapons of a similar high-quality nature, I purchase them with the requisit tokens I happened to have had.
I...Inspect the wares I may have purchased, if any. Cautiously. Without touching them. I got a bag to put them in.
Eh. Other than that, I'm not really in the TARDIS right now...Tick tock, Godmodder, tick tock.
B.B. has some microphones, guitars, cupcakes, hooks, sodas, pizzas, and endoskeleton parts for sale. You take one of each. They're all useless junk! At least, on you. Maybe if there were animatronics to use them they'd be of some value.
Remington TCR && Remington 420 = The Remington Graffiti (4/11)
Essence of Leopold Slikk, the Angry German Kid && 50,000 Keycaps && Beretta 96G-SD = Beretta 50K-LS (6/6)
Everysword && Effslayer = Everyslayer (6/11)
Action
I pull out Seventh Sin and overheal Tazz with it. If this is not possible, I instead heal the remaining 1 damage each on Ninjatwist and Omglolsguy.
You can't overheal a godmodder! +1 HP to ninjatwist and omglolsguy!
BERETTA 50K-LS: A semi-automatic handgun that appears to be recycled from a keyboard. It is imbued with the essence of Leopold Slikk, the Angry German Kid. Powers of rage and keyboard-smashing lie nascent within.
Turn 1/3.
Pilot's Vat -c Guardmetal Spacefighter Frame -c Thaumonomitron -c Ea Mechanism -c FTL Crystal Mover = The Full Thaumic Launcher 4/4 COMPLETE!
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic = The Abolisher 7/11
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law = Deus Ex Machina 7/11
I duplicate a Miniature Red Sun.
I equip the Indigo Defense and Vis Defense that I previously received from Fseftr.
I then grab the Crystalantholocore and send a wave of healing energy washing across the battlefield, focusing on healing up any players not already at full health.
THE FULL THAUMIC LAUNCHER: Also known as the F.T.L., this lean spacefighter can go just about anywhere and is great at doing it. Built out of Guardmetal, a highly durable metal, it's dictated entirely by the user's mental processes, who can control the entire ship in the Pilot's Vat. The Thaumonomitron provides knowledge, the Ea Mechanism raw offensive and magical power, and the FTL Crystal Mover can allow the craft to reach relativistic speeds.
I pull out the Remington TCR and fire on Tingle. The voice of Ghostler Jones says, "417, you're on the horn!" Suddenly, Tingle appears to take a call. He says in the fruitiest voice, "Ghost, why don't you-" "Ah, you're such a fruitbowl. Get this fruitbowl off, Engineer!" Tingle's phone explodes, dealing damage! After that, millions of cans rain down upon Tingle, each filled with fluoroantimonic acid.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $320
Battlefield: I use the Indigo Flames on Split
+2 to Wilson
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 11/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 11/11
Tazz Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
You look into Split's mindscape... It is extremely jagged, with chunks of red rock piercing through the grand everywhere, splitting the ground into many pieces. Red crystals float through the air, occasionally crackling with energy and turning into portals to Split's memories, hopes, dreams... And others still become chiseled and crafted by an unseen source, being turned into red clockworks that tick away at the seconds, minutes, and hours. Periodically, giant bloody blades fall from above and split the land apart, creating an eternal chaos as the landscape is constantly ravaged, without pattern or warning. You can see a clock tower in the distance, which is probably the hub of Split's memories.
You don't especially feel like entering Split's mind. It strikes you as a bad idea, and one that probably won't work at that.
LAPIS DECAD: A set of ten lapis D10s. They glow bright blue are imbued with the energy of Ultramarine.
THE GIVER: A medigun forged from the metal of Ultramarine. It has two nozzles: one at the back, and the standard one at the front. Blue energy is frothing out of the back, while red appears from the front. The medigun appears to have the ability to steal health from enemies and then, through a complex process, distribute the health to allies in need.
-36 / 36- Final Crisis Buff (Tazz'd, +1) -> EARLY EXECUTE.
/16 / 25/ da(t)a re(c)overy
+2 to Pokefan
=EXECUTE=
I pull out another stack of wood from my inventory, and a couple dozen brewing stands. I build an intricate system of wooden channels, slingshots, and rig the Brewing Stands to create Health Boost potions! Suddenly, the potions are loaded up, and all AG's (and N's) are with with Health Boost potions, granting +1 MHP!
=ACTION=
I run to the side, murder a party hat, then buy the Extra-Large Pizza from Balloon Boy. I then heal Split with THE OTHER SIDE.
=COMMAND=
>Abathur: Spawn another wave of Locusts.
>Symbiote(SpireRepair): Use Stab on Tingle!
>Symbiote(TheConscious): Use Stab on Tingle!
25 HP is the maximum max HP a player can have! However, your charge is enough to buff the max HP of all Neutral players to 25 permanently!
"THAT'LL BE 5 TOKENS", Balloon Boy says. You hand the tokens over. +12,000 HP to Split!
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $322
Battlefield: I throw an ender orb at the Pa'anuri Fragment
+2 to Wilson
Tazz Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 5/11
Leftovers AND Focus Sash AND Charm 1/?
Life Orb AND Charm 1/?
Assuming you mean Ender Pearl, -4% Strength to the Pa'anuri Fragment!
Leftovers && Focus Sash && Charm = The Carry-On (Level 5: 1/6)
Life Orb && Charm = Life Charm (Level 2: 1/3)
Picture of Skaia && Bow = The Cosmic Progeny (Level 10: 5/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-23, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic = The Abolisher 8/11
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law = Deus Ex Machina 8/11
I duplicate an Ea Mechanism.
(Flavor/RP starts here)
I examine the Full Thaumic Launcher if I haven't already got a description (I almost certainly have, but best to be thorough) before loading a set of useful spells onto the integrated Thaumonomitron, along with a good general-purpose AI, and then conducting a full system test.
All systems online. Ea Mechanism online and running. FTL Crystal Mover online and running. Thaumonomitron online and running.
+2 to Ninjatwist, because I'm curious about Probect Sturfall Project Starfall.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 1/9
Wilson Money: $0
Arsenide Hub: 5/11
Planet Express Ship 3.0: 8/11
IAC-FR: 4/11
==Actions==
Bender uses Supercell on Tingle. Farnsworth pulls out a teleportation ray and blasts the Pa'anuiri Fragment with it. Zoidberg heals 3 random AG players.
Bender: "100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer. You take on down and what do you get, 99 bottles of beer on the wall..."
Runic Shielding: 80% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
Psionic Program && Small Hematopoietic Stem Cell && Essence of the Diffusion = Psionic Diffuser (4/6)
Of course, there is the fact that there is no such thing as proper precautions for lathering oneself in essentia. However, I'm not going to bother to argue. It is simply not worth it.
Naught to do but stab Tingle, I suppose. As such, I stare at the entity, pulling out what appears to be a jar filled with some sort of twisted and warped gray dust, seemingly shimmering with a spectrum of colors beyond any recognition. It appears to be rather incomprehensible. A color out of space, if you will. It would not do to break this jar, under any circumstances. As such, I stride over to Tingle, defending myself if need be, and smashing the jar against whatever would qualify as a surface upon the being, swiftly shrinking away from the shards and the dust, successfully avoiding them. I stand back, watching, as something begins to occur. The dust settles, and the glass lies within Tingle's flesh. This shall prove to be rather informative. I do not generally utilize such methods in the pursuit of rather furtive and manipulative things, but there have certainly been exemptions. I take several steps backwards, noting that Tingle seems rather diminutive and weak at the current moment. Malnourished, even. The being's skin acquires a gray tinge. Hah. Slowly, Tingle begins to become more and more fragile and useless, before collapsing on the ground, readily accepting some sort of end. In moments, it begins to frantically shout nonsensical phrases, the evidence not projecting the image of free will. I slowly draw a dagger which appears to be a cross between a knife and a surgical scalpel, one stained in the blood of the late owner of Demise. Hah. In moments, there is a glint of light as the apparatus is suddenly drove downwards. I carefully make a primary incision in the direct center of Tingle. The blade seems to cleave through the twisted flesh as if it were mere air. I saw through several inches of flesh, making a note of how dry and dust-rich the body is. Living body, mind you. Rather anemic, and certainly oxygen-deprived. I stab into the pancreas, making several mental notes after examining the puncture wound. When I reach a central artery, I hesitate for a moment, before bisecting it. What was once blood flows freely, now some sort of warped, eldritch substitute lacking any oxygen content in any way whatsoever. Interesting. It might be best if I just left Tingle to its fate. I cleanse my hands of any organs or bodily sections of any form by drenching them in Silverwood sap. Purification is indeed the best option in this case. As I bottle up the remaining sap, I glance to Tingle once more. The outer layers of his flesh appear to have merely been disintegrating, leaving naught but amalgamated dust and flesh behind. I peer behind myself for a moment, before watching as the once healthy being is reduced to a barely-living shell of dust and organic material, bleeding oxygen-deficient blood profusely from the center of its chest. As I stride away, containing the scalpel-dagger once more, the body seems to collapse in on itself, cracking and crumbling in a manner strangely akin to a tunnel collapse.
17,000 damage to Tingle! In his last words, Tingle utters some magic words he invented himself and miraculously recovers thanks to the help of forest fairies! (He still took the 17,000 damage, but his body is fine.)
Post 1
(GREEN)Generic, do you mean literally smack, or attack you? I'll do both. The first iteration of Tuba will come next post.(END GREEN)
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Execute: Tuba Overload The Tubas' mycelium bend and twist, to form 5 tubas. Out of each mycelium tuba, tubas pour out. A Tuba Tsunami washes over insert_generic_username, each with a copy of his permission taped onto it. Some tubas land on generic's head, creating a tuba hat-stack thing. Out of each tuba comes a beam of Tuba missiles. Generic is launched into the air, as I hit him with the Tubas, causing generic to be launched into Tingle.
Cup of Tea && Improbability Dice = Improbabearl Grey (Level 6: 4/7)
Raspberry Pi || Attachment Port = Rapsberry Port (Level 4: 4/5)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy || Flimsy Stick = ? (Level ?: 4/?)
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $324
Battlefield: I look up how Binary's MC player capturing is progressing on the wiki cueball
+2 to Wilson
Tazz Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 6/11
Leftovers AND Focus Sash AND Charm 2/?
Life Orb AND Charm 2/?
There are only around 50 Minecraft accounts left in existence that Project Binary has not captured.
>My goodness, you have Vetinari? Why don't we know what the Godmodder is planning yet?
>((*looks at Twin* Seriously, the man is practically a Godmodder himself due to sheer mental acuity. Except he's actually better than a Godmodder. Because he always, always, always, wins. Vidi, Vici, Vetinari.))
>Also, I'm Argus, an AI from an alternate-timeline DTG. Well, mostly. More of, if it makes sense, a clone that exists here but has a memory dump from the original.
*to Wilson*
>You appear to have strained more than your body out there...
*a soothing whirr and a mild glow emanates from a complex thaumic contraption already alluded to, healing not only body but mind. It is clearly labeled.*
*to Eric et al*
>I felt a need for politesse, thus the knock.
>Anywho, Netpatham wanted me to come on this trip.
>Is Vetinari around at the moment, and did he bring Leonard of Quirm with him?
>For that matter, how many of the Discworld are here? Is it the entirety? ...Although, I really hope you left Rincewind, he really doesn't need to be doing this. Except if he needs to fight off horrorterrors with a half-brick in a sock again. (And don't do them injustice. I will track you down and/or heckle you mercilessly.)
==Battlefield==
I point out that Argus currently resides in several units, none of which can trip. All attacks from last turn go through, if they would have damaged Tingle. Specifically, the Portable Hole missile.
Another missile is loaded with Wand Focus: Primal (fully upgraded with the homing feature) and launches a torrent of Primal Whatever at Tingle. All resulting nodes are inspected and stored.
For the sake of the attack, all of Argus's units grew feet and tripped.
Runic Shielding: 80% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
Psionic Program && Small Hematopoietic Stem Cell && Essence of the Diffusion = Psionic Diffuser (5/6)
I activate Cipher's Call, staring at Tingle rather coldly, not appearing to blink once. The odd, uncontrollable sensation of being watched in a manner far greater than mere physical sight assails the being, forcing it under what seems to be the weight of everything and nothing simultaneously. Within moments, Tingle crumples to the floor, unable to move. The second Tingle blinks, I vanish, appearing before him seconds before I did so. Hah. Peering through Cipher's Call, still burned into the palm of my left hand, I seem to attain some sort of twisted thought. I point my outstretched palm in Tingle's direction, the scorch marks revealing what seems to be an infinite eternity of stars and abysses. Infinity and endless nothing. The twisted screams of children lost in eternal void, torn to shreds by those they once considered friends. The severed heads of every being Tingle has ever met, save mine, upon a fireplace filled with nightmares. Visions proceed to pervade Tingle's mind. Universal cataclysms and similar destruction. Shockwaves of pure energy destroying everything he has ever known. The inevitable eventuality of this universe is annihilation, of course. There is nothing anybody could do to stop it from occurring. With a flick of my fingers, a silent plume of indigo flame erupts from Tingle's every orifice, specifically those closest to its brain. I proceed to stand completely still, watching. In these several still moments, Tingle's mind dips from the realms of logic into the furtive and twisted nightmare realities of the irreparably insane, acting as close to a literal madman, lacking in free will, and commanded by the eventualities shown by the essence of insanity. There is to be no escape. Cipher's Call seems to... blink, and demoniac laughter befitting of even BILL CIPHER. Hah. Grando autem triangulum. Anyhow, I raise my foot, moving it directly above the immobile head of Tingle. In several moments, a boot comes downwards, crushing Tingle's skull repeatedly, with no remorse in any way whatsoever. It continues to come down upon the skull until it shatters, puncturing the brain, or until the being ceases breathing for extended periods of time. It would not do to get overly psychopathic. Hah. I move away from Tingle, bits of blood and brain trailing off of my feet occasionally. Well, you know what HE says about me. WATCHFORTHEMAGEHEISNOTWHOHESEEMS. HE'SGOTEYESINMANYPLACESANDFRIEND
SWITHMANYFACESHEKEEPSTHEMINDSINPROPERPLACESDON'TLOOKNOW-HE'SUNTIEDYOURLACES.
As for those who've already dealt with this simplistic encryption, do look down. I'm watching you.
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic = The Abolisher 9/11
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law = Deus Ex Machina 9/11
I duplicate an Ultracircle.
Deciding to just go with an alchemical assault, I blast Tingle with a focused beam of magic from an Ea Mechanism.
Runic Shielding: 80% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
Psionic Program && Small Hematopoietic Stem Cell && Essence of the Diffusion = Psionic Diffuser (6/6!)
I examine the Psionic Diffuser. Now, for the actual project. As such, I alchemize Psionic Diffuser && Burgundy Blood (1/???), Psionic Diffuser && Bronze Blood (1/???), and Psionic Diffuser && Ochre Blood (1/???). Before you ask, yes, I collected this troll blood myself, and from the direct, purest sources. Hah. You would be surprised by how much blood is within a troll's body.
I begin to flash-step rapidly around Tingle, muttering under my breath indecipherable as I do so. Suddenly, I appear behind Tingle. A blade bursts from Tingle's front, blood coating the area. I draw the thing out, and flash-step away. Now, for the actual effects. The blade was, of course, soaked in a spurious concoction of deadly poisons. It was not exactly purported to be as deadly as it will end up being. The blade's primary poison was evidently an extract of the Awakened. This is obvious. The fact that all of Tingle's blood is clotting en masse tends to prove such a thing. Hah. Next, the venom from the as-of-yet undisturbe// eft7l%0B0—Perhaps I'll refrain from stating the being's name in future conversations. I would rather not have to deal with narrative obfuscation. The venom that entered Tingle's bloodstream was less than half a milligram, and is enough to kill over seventeen thousand people with the most powerful immune systems natural selection can grant. If the clotting of blood did not completely stop Tingle's heart, this certainly will. It will be accompanied by nervous spasms, writhing, uncontrollable laughter, extreme damage to neuronic tissue, and general loss of any thought-based function. Necrosis begins to set in within Tingle's joints. With a slight telekinetic urge, entire limbs fall to the ground, useless and broken. Tingle's veins grow more and more visible, darkening as they fill with miasmal vapors and noxious neurotoxins. Strange purple vapors are exhaled the moment Tingle opens its mouth once more. I record the effects all the while, especially those of the redacted liquid. With a thought, I allow Tingle's veins and arteries to clog further than the clotting has permitted. Within moments, they burst, oily black liquid seeping into the ground around the being. Meanwhile, within Tingle's liver, something appears to be occurring. Some sort of fatal toxin has taken complete and utter command of the organ, and is now inhabiting it, for its own purposes. Several pounds of semisolid, squamous, slimy amalgamations of clotted blood seep into the organ, bloating it as if it were a sack, a sack of thin, stretched skin and tissue, perhaps. The skin around the liver, on Tingle's exterior, grows rather worn as it attempts to support the weight of the organ. More and more blood seeps within, and suddenly everything has been soaked red, in a rather sizable radius. Organ-esque forms splatter to the ground, merely blood, in actuality. Poisons seep from Tingle's pores as his mind withers away. I seal the blade I used within a warded case, before hiding it away. Of course, I stab the thing directly through Tingle's neck beforehand, watching as it bursts out of the back of the throat, accompanied by almost solid blood, clotted to the point of not being classified as a vital fluid anymore. Hah. The toxins appear to be growing within Tingle, reproducing, and sustaining themselves off of the being's organs and tissue. The occasional burst of fluid comes forth from a long-unused pore, seeping into the ground. I would advise you ignore these patches of corrupted earth. I would also advise you to never touch them.
PSIONIC DIFFUSER: A stem cell that is essentially an organic psionic program, giving whatever body it is in psionic power. It is imbued with the essence of the Diffusion, giving it the ability to spread completely throughout an entire living organism in a matter of seconds, completely infusing the organism with psionic power.
null post/ statements are usually in parentheses, B.T.W . Null statement: Can I have a spoil of war ?? are they distributed, or do you earn them. Both? Please tell me. its time for me to do a semi-mega post. ) Alright , lets go. I go into the server (or what is left of it )while in the server/ the godmodders computer code , allowing me to affect it however I please, regardless of being logged in. I then fire a couple shots from the corrupted rainbow sixer at the games code and at tingle through the games code. The Corrupted rainbow sixer not only corrupts the data, but has a fifty % chance to deals major ( as in, one hundred- up) damage or all compatible debuffs/curses / stat debuffs , (ect) to all plugins, data, server, networks,( ect) , while creating a powerful item based on th powerfulness of the Godmodders infinite computer processing that I can use. By corrupted, I mean the data is ruined in every sense of the word, or even thought ! There is no way to un-corrupt the code of Godcraft now, Basically ruining the server, and messing with the Godmodders, as well as all PG players, entities and NPCs , perception on reality
and on their abilities and the power they possess and/ or believe they posses . I then take a eldritch- bottle and capture and use the glitched - essence of the destroyed remains of the server Godcraft to mutilate the remains of the server . using the server to the destroy the server creates a paradox which I use in my paradox - powered generator to buff all AG things. If the Godmodder or anything else attacks it , it causes the generator to get twenty times as powerful and gains power from that thing / attack / entity / boss /(etc..).
Corrupted Hodgepodge : 1/10
6-, Tome Pack: 11/50
Mister Stick Figure: 9/10
You can earn a Spoil of War by defeating a boss, and that's how it's been for nearly the entire game up until Trial 3, when I decided there were enough Spoils going around. Recently I did a Spoil Trade where people could trade their spoils to people who wanted them, but that's over now. So no, you can't have a Spoil of War. Sorry about that!
The code of the Godmodder's computers are extremely well-protected, with massive walls of anti-viruses and anti-hacking erected around them so it's impossible to get through them!
Picture of Skaia && Bow = The Cosmic Progeny (Level 10: 6/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-23, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I take out my newly-forged copy of the Insanity Twobas (Yeah this is a dumb nickname) and smack Tingle with them. I then run them through SCP-914 on Coarse.
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil > Coarse = (Insanity Tubas > Coarse), Eldritch Eye, Book of Abraham, Java Smash, Conclave Window, Voided Scepter, Origin's Staff, Creation Pen, Tubakind Infusion Catalyst, Twig of Yggdrasil, Infernal Animus, Spirit of Otherwhere, Pure Glitch, Rune of Lust, Rune of Greed, Rune of Gluttony, Balanced Shard, Salis Mundus, Vis Filter, Tea of the Underlands, Star of Cosmos, Pure Conch Energy, Essentia Resevoir, Thaumonomicon, Circle Magic Book Thing, Lexica Botanica, Void Mythology, Null-Void Alloy, Essence of Light, Essence of Darkness, Fusion Reactor in a Bottle, Aqua Regia, 2048 Cognito Essentia, 5096 Tempus Essentia, 65536 Instrumentum Essentia, 2048 of All Primals,
1024 of All Unmentioned Aspects
These are all the ingredients Nimbleguy used in the Infusion of the Tubas. There sure are a lot of them.
Post 3
(GREEN)-_-... Seriously?
I continue stirring the wispy mixture in the cauldron... I toss in a bottle of Ender Air, a Voidmetal Seed, and a Brew of Flowing Spirit. The cosmic blend shifts, displaying a well of gravity that not even light can escape from.(END GREEN)
Cup of Tea && Improbability Dice = Improbabearl Grey (Level 6: 5/7)
Raspberry Pi || Attachment Port = Rapsberry Port (Level 4: 5/5)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy || Flimsy Stick = ? (Level ?: 5/?)
RASPBERRY PORT: A heavily modified version of a Raspberry Pi that resembles an attachment port.
Uh... I kinda... uhh... twiddle my thumbs... I twiddle them so fast and so impressively, it inspires the next AG to do anything to have great valor and heroism.
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& battery = ??? 3/?
Bottled Hosi Fire &&& The Sparker (Wilson's level 8 weapon) = The Lightning Round 5/11
Potion of Kitsune II +1
Hrm? There are over... a million aboard? But where? Where are they? ... oh fine... I'll put my head down... but what's a console jockey?
Wilson does as he's told and tucks his head under his paw. He's not speaking with as many pauses now. That's probably a good sign. But he still doesn't look happy, or even neutral.
But... there's a name for when there is nothing left worth fighting for. Its called Armageddon. Its now... What's the point of fighting for the Godmodder's pride? I... I just don't get it... but I suppose you're right... there are still people here. Speaking of that, where are we actually going? Is... there anywhere... ... ... anywhere I can go? But... I'm not sure I can call anywhere else home... Everywhere I've called home has... ... every building... all the soft hills... my memories in there... the reassuring feelings... ... are all dead now...
Wilson quickly wipes his eyes with his paw and seems to tense up, hiding his face. When the door opens and Argus comes in, he doesn't hear the door or Argus's movements, which means he's startled when it speaks and flinches somewhat and reveals his face again.
Ah! I... sorry... ... well... I... me fighting wasn't what left me like this... Because I didn't need to... end any dreams out there. That's what I was terrified of when I first started fighting... But seeing... ... everything I've known... ... I... ...
He buries his face back in his paws and stays silent.
I would be really surprised if anyone gave him one of three certain things because I only passingly mentioned he liked them about a year ago.
Gutter charge (8/8) (In case there's some kind of need for an attack before Trial 6. End time subject to change. +1 from Talist.) Hooray...
With all due haste, and nothing else to do, I snap my fingers, and the power of an eight-post charge will cause the first attack against an AG Player and Entity-ANY of them-to fail. But there's only one, so this will only do good once. Eh. Better than nothing. Oh, and the shield is made of gutters. Because it's a Gutter charge. Bad pun.
I'd go help Wilson, but the Godmodder is still there...Can't let my guard down. Could be any minute now...Any minute...
Additionally, he was smart enough to never get involved directly with the godmodder.
As for the others... Some of Discworld came with us, some didn't.
Not sure who though.
((net: I suck at dialogue, so I can't do the characters justice. They're there, some of them at least, Tiffany Aching and Granny Weatherwax are both in there somewhere, as is Vimes. Beyond that I don't have anything solid in my head, and I don't want to bring any out because I'm going to butcher the dialogue. Especially with Vetinari. Maybe some other time.))
Eric (still talking to Wilson)
They're all further inside, in the cargo holds.
The TARDIS is huge now, we've practically got a small country in its interior now.
...
Where are we going?
Well, once we finish up here, I'm going to be dropping everyone who has a specific destination they wish to go to off where they want to go.
A lot of people will probably return to their home universes, but some people won't be afraid to stick around.
There's an out-of-the-way spot with some impressive natural void shielding, and near perfect natural conditions.
The plan is to head there and set up the home base of the IUPC.
I take a corrupted ruppie and teleport it inside tingle. It multiplies until he explodes.
The Pa'anuri Fragment dissolves due to not having enough Strength to carry on!
Split decides to sit back and wait for impending doom. He /gives himself a recliner and watches some TV.
Abathur spawns 3 Locusts! The Bear Trap disappears since Tingle is gone.
Everyone simply waits for the Godmodder to return... The sun has begun to rise, and is steadily arcing across the sky... The sky is a dull red color, which strikes you all as intense and ominous.
The eleventh Impetus Comb is filled! There are now two Combs in reserve... again.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%. Regen: III
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Generator_of_Cubes: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 80%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn. Regen: III
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The Consciousness: [AG] HP: 139,000/150,000. Spires: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x6.) Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP. Enderman Souls: 500/500 HP. (x23.) The Eye: III The Hand: III The Crystal: III
No, no it doesn't. Using the multiplot theory would screw up literally every mechanic I've used in determining the multiverse backstory up until now.
How it works is this:
There's the individual universes right? Each one representing a given story (sometimes changing for short periods of time to reflect alternate versions or fanfics of the work). Sometimes things from other universes or outside of the universes comes in in what is called a Crossover Event. The Crossover Event changes up the universe's timeline (and thus fundamentally disrupting the original plot) as the interlopers interact with the universe itself.
Sometimes people leave the universe, sometimes the die off, but whatever the cause, once all exterior traces of the crossover have been purged in one way or another, the Narrative resets the universe back to its original timeline. Any people who had left their universe in the meantime will still be out in the multiverse, but the Narrative will generate a 'new' version of them, that takes their place in the story.
So, in our Discworld example, Discworld is spiraling towards ultimate destruction, right? Once that ultimate destruction has taken place, the Narrative, having no use for the universe since the story within it is beyond ANY hope of repair, will slowly dissolve the Discworld 'verse. At the same time, the Discworld 'verse will be reforming somewhere else in the multiverse, but back the way it originally was before the crossover event happened.
Doomed timelines are not something that multiple writers can use without it getting sloppy and invoking bad writing. Professional writers get it wrong so often, and we aren't professionals, so my preference would be to keep doomed timelines that aren't an innate part of the setting being used out of the picture.
No doomed timelines for the multiverse, the Void, or other such things. That would basically allow anyone and everyone all the retcon powers they want on other people's storylines. So yeah, I don't think we want to use it.
Realized I'm coming off as a bit aggressive, so sorry about that, just trying to explain how it works, and why I've been trying to avoid doomed timelines becoming a thing beyond the occasional gag and stuff that's been involving Paradox Space.
... I really like your idea, Piono. This is pretty clever, allows for swiping even plot-important items just the same as my previous working theory, and works well overall. Nice.
Yeah, I agree. Nice. This is now retroactively how the universe works for me.
/rpnull / talknull
In the end, though, does it preclude multiple versions of characters running around? It does not, thanks Crystal.
>I produce Magic Missiles of Thaumcraft and Ars Magicka varietals. It will be useful to stock up.
>Also assembled: Dimensional Escape Pod.
>Dimensional Escape Pod: A Dimensional Door, fitted with a full survival suite, and more Dimensional Doors. Garden, stasis chamber, assorted gear, Aura Nodes of various types, Ars Magicka circles, assorted other gear...IC2 setups, Buildcraft engine arrays...On and on and on.
>Infinite Cyclical Generator: A device, using large amounts of water and stabilized wormholes, to generate large amounts of water power. Generally installed in a pocket dimension to save space. Output is in IC2 units, in Minecraftia. Converters can be installed at any point.
>Assembly Process Complete.
>Class Alpha S.S. All-Seeing Eye online.
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[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
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Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic = The Abolisher 10/11
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law = Deus Ex Machina 10/11
I duplicate a Full Thaumic Launcher.
I climb into my own FTL, then copy the changes I made to the other one. The AI on the unoccupied one activates, and I send it through a few loop-de-loops before storing it in my inventory. Now I just need to add a hangar to the Thaumic Beyond. Oh, well. I can do that later. My own copy begins to do a few stunts, guided by my expert mental command. Hmm. I need to develop a spell to mitigate G-forces. Oh well, I can try that later. I sweep over the ruined land below Armageddon Hill, test-firing as I do. The Thaumonomitron handles the brute calculations and aiming, I handle target-picking and trigger-pulling. A casting of Sagitta Magica Series Lucis, 37 arrows of light in total, stab out at the ruined bedrock below, quickly followed by a lance of destructive magic. A target of gathered magic is called into existence some considerable blocks away, and a line of rotating magical circles forms before the spacefighter, aimed at the target. Almost like the barrel of a sniper rifle... A sphere of heavily condensed magic forms itself behind the circles, and accelerates through, stabbing cleanly through the target at a significant fraction of lightspeed. Then a lance of magic accelerates through, and pierces another target, formed just after the first was obliterated, at the same speed as the bullet. A set of magical bullets wink in around the fighter and, strangely, target the fighter itself, inflicting minor damage before the Guardmetal recovers, helped along by a Repair Light Damage spell autocast from the Thaumonomitron. Yes, I have repair spells. And yes, they're now programmed to be automatically cast by the ship's computer upon taking damage. Wonderful thing, active damage mitigation. A field of armoring magic forms around the fighter, before a shifting, entropy-laden ward of chaotic power joins it. The bullets are cast again, all either being deflected by the Entropic Shield or blocked by the Mage Armor. Hah. All spells seem to be working beautifully. I just wonder if I could eventually adapt the Combat Equipment of the Nanohaverse to this fighter.
I come back and hover around, quickly activating another set of spells in the Full Thaumic Launcher's archives. The ship glows with golden energy for a second, while Split is healed by a considerable amount. Cure Critical Wounds is a simply wonderful spell. But the magic does need a focus of some sort, I do believe. Perhaps I'll install a focusing crystal soon.
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(GREEN)While walking next to the cauldron, I accidentally drop a copper board etched with a circuit that plays Darude Astley - Sandroll in... Well, we'll never see that again. I call this brew... The Dimensional Hole. I bottle The Dimensional Hole into a glass top hat and glass monocle. The top hat and monocle are indestructible, except when thrown. I then don the dimensional fanciness. I dump the final remaining amount of the brew into my Void Safe. I then gift Sanic a sword made from the chemical Sonic Hedgehog.(END GREEN)
Cup of Tea && Improbability Dice = Improbabearl Grey (Level 6: 6/7)
Hah. These Psionic Diffusers look promising. I do hope that I can manage to alchemize everything needed before the Alchemiter is annihilated. I know it will happen.
Now, there is literally nothing to do but wait. I give seventeen cracked eight balls, one severed head, nine broken spines, fourteen severed fingers, five bloated livers, seven clockwork rigs, two shattered femurs, seventeen more severed heads, and a hacksaw made of human bones to Split. I look upwards, noting a large helicopter with the words 'INWVSA - ETD: Express Body Delivery' emblazoned on its side slowly descending towards Apocalypse Hill. I wave a bit, and it lands before me, several men climbing out and unloading pallets of... unsavory paraphernalia. I give the people in the helicopter a thumbs up as it flies away. Afterwards, I present the contents to Split. It appears to be a combination of replica models of Psi-Scratch's severed eight-ball head, and assorted corpses. A stray deer enigmatically stumbles forwards. How is a deer even on this hill? It is a pillar of earth floating atop a sea of infinity. Regardless, I wave my hand. The deer opens its mouth, and a full set of teeth stream out, arcing towards me, resting in my palm.
Here. Have some DEER TEETH, 'Red Hoodie.' Hah.
I hand them to Split, muttering under my breath.
In all seriousness, however, take this. Now, for my end of this involuntary bargain.
Suddenly, there is a flash of red. I consume a minuscule portion of Split's power, enough to supply a Miniature Red Sun, completely equivalent to the amount of things I traded. I wield it for moments, red light bristling around me, before I divert the energy directly back into healing Split. There you go.
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Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $36
Battlefield: I look up which non-descendants players are still left, seeing if any of the names are notable
+2 to Wilson
Tazz Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 7/11
Leftovers AND Focus Sash AND Life Orb AND Charm AND Azure Essence 1/11
Erelye Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 1/11
Picture of Skaia && Bow = The Cosmic Progeny (Level 10: 7/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-24, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Black hole sun, won't you come...Black hole sun being the Godmodder. If I may say one thing...It will be this:
ENGAGE THE TRIAL MOTHERTRUCKERS.
I throw a bag of all the stuff I just recieved up to the TARDIS door, or whatever's close enough. It flies up, and a golden arm-too fast to otherwise retrieve details reaches in and grabs it. It looks like the Dragon...Item was not there.
If by coincidence anyone would have otherwise seen it, they only see the disembodied arm vanish into nothingness with the parts.
Regardless of this, a separate room in the TARDIS-a storage cabinet specifically-starts getting very loud, right next to the Wilson conversation. (where are you guys even at anyways?). It sounds interesting and unfamiliar to everyone present, and also very busy. The door itself is unlocked.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $328
Battlefield: I look up which non-descendants players are still left, seeing if any of the names are notable
+2 to Wilson
Tazz Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 8/11
Leftovers AND Focus Sash AND Life Orb AND Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11
Erelye Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11
-TARDIS-
Blue suddenly just kinda appears on the threshold of the TARDIS and walks in.
I'm here, I guess... first things first, what's going on in there?
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0/0 and 32/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
... ... ... ... I do nothing... ...
Should I make everything in the Alchemy Emporium free? If I don't, everything will stay on the shelves. Things will anyway though.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 481$ _ Wilson's charges B: 76/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 328$ (basically infinite)
Tazz: 36$
Generic: 19$
Gutza1: 0$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 8$
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x6 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x5 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x2 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2, Now all you need is a box!)
Potion of Kitsune II x2 (6$, lvl 3, Legendary fox)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x3 (7$, lvl 5, Life stealing cuts)
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& battery = ??? 4/?
Bottled Hosi Fire &&& The Sparker (Wilson's level 8 weapon) = The Lightning Round 6/11
Splash Potion of Obilvion II +1
Time to get back into Wilson's mindset... and I have no clue what Discworld is... I hope I don't need that particular knowledge.
Wilson relaxes a little and reveals his face again.
... We have some serious spacial bending I suppose... I don't have any home universe to return to... I guess I'll have to join the IUPC's basecamp. ... What's it like? Is it warm? Does... does it rain often? I like rain because its so nice and calming... I hope there's something I can love there... I sure do hope that...
Stretching himself out a little bit, he loosens his tensions slightly more and seems to be resting somewhat. His rest is quickly shattered though when he hears an unmistakeable voice, one that he remembered as clear as daybreak. Even though there was some commotion coming from behind him, (They're in the main bridge for the Tardis BTW.) the voice rung through his mind like a clean sound of a delicate crystal bell. It had been there for him, and he had been there for it. That voice had been the very first one to ever sympathize with him, and so at its call, his head shot up. His vision was getting a little bit better, but it was still cloaked in shadows.
That voice! It must be... are you Blue? Can you hear me? Where are you?
The drone tries to walk into the TARDIS, but is too tall and smacks it's face on the door frame.
"...Dammit."
This time, it manages to duck inside.
Meanwhile, on the battlefield proper, a trio of Engietech Technicians appear, working on restoring the health of the PG entities. They idly converse while doing so.
"You ever wonder if our boss is ever gonna sort out his psychological issues?"
"I never thought about it much. Maybe he will."
"Actually, I heard a rumor the other day."
"Pray tell?"
"Apparently, there's this girl he rather fancies."
"I thought he'd killed off pretty much the only major gathering of his kind."
"Yeah, wasn't that why he's got those experiments running back on the Mainframe?"
"She's a human."
"Oh."
"Somehow, I don't quite see that working out. He's a psychopath and everyone knows it."
"Hey. There's speculation. Thoughts. The things he does, he does for a reason."
"I still doubt that that extends to his love life too."
"Well, you really shouldn't doubt me."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Also, gold guy, I don't remember giving you the authority to speak openly about those. Confidential material, remember?"
Dammit; it turns out I didn't manage to destroy all of those sympathetic dolls of myself after all. Technically speaking, I could just stab Fseftr to death repeatedly to best hinder his attempts to defend himself against me. Why even attempt to guard oneself from me, when I'm always watching?
Anyhow, the other things of interest here are likely the secrets of resurrective immortality. Descendants are inextricably linked to such an ability, it seems, as are the vast majority of Minecraft players. However, given our abilities as players before the Trials and the Glitch, it would be preferable to test Descendants. As such, I extract approximately 1000 thaums of LE (5 HP) from my body through the medium of syringe, and begin testing the blood, examining it, and thoroughly testing and scanning the contents in general. I continue to test the blood, comparing it with other samples of Descendant blood I've obtained over the war (you don't want to know how I got them), trying to find definitive solutions to the questions of how resurrective immortality and mundane physical invulnerability work.
After this, I pull out my Transparent Magic Cueball, and proceed to ask it a singular burning question.
Approximately when will Build reach GodCraft's remnants?
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... I really like your idea, Piono. This is pretty clever, allows for swiping even plot-important items just the same as my previous working theory, and works well overall. Nice.
Yeah, I agree. Nice. This is now retroactively how the universe works for me.
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Balloon Boy presents to you his fine special item: it's a pair of paper-thin glasses that are made for the purpose of allowing people to view bright objects (like the Sun) without having their eyes become horribly mangled. It costs 901 Tokens. Do you even have that much money?
Bear Trap added! It is set around Tingle...
Hmm, okay.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy || Flimy Stick = The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Stick Edition (Level 2: 3/3)
THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY: STICK EDITION: A reprint of the best-selling 1979 novel that is shaped like a stick, making the book much much taller than a stick, but with roughly the same length and width. It's a pain to read.
You what?
B.B. has some microphones, guitars, cupcakes, hooks, sodas, pizzas, and endoskeleton parts for sale. You take one of each. They're all useless junk! At least, on you. Maybe if there were animatronics to use them they'd be of some value.
You can't overheal a godmodder! +1 HP to ninjatwist and omglolsguy!
BERETTA 50K-LS: A semi-automatic handgun that appears to be recycled from a keyboard. It is imbued with the essence of Leopold Slikk, the Angry German Kid. Powers of rage and keyboard-smashing lie nascent within.
Everyone's fully healed already!
THE FULL THAUMIC LAUNCHER: Also known as the F.T.L., this lean spacefighter can go just about anywhere and is great at doing it. Built out of Guardmetal, a highly durable metal, it's dictated entirely by the user's mental processes, who can control the entire ship in the Pilot's Vat. The Thaumonomitron provides knowledge, the Ea Mechanism raw offensive and magical power, and the FTL Crystal Mover can allow the craft to reach relativistic speeds.
MLG Essence && Shrek'd Prepubesence = Cool Ranch Killer (Level 10: 1/11)
13,000 damage to Tingle!
You look into Split's mindscape... It is extremely jagged, with chunks of red rock piercing through the grand everywhere, splitting the ground into many pieces. Red crystals float through the air, occasionally crackling with energy and turning into portals to Split's memories, hopes, dreams... And others still become chiseled and crafted by an unseen source, being turned into red clockworks that tick away at the seconds, minutes, and hours. Periodically, giant bloody blades fall from above and split the land apart, creating an eternal chaos as the landscape is constantly ravaged, without pattern or warning. You can see a clock tower in the distance, which is probably the hub of Split's memories.
You don't especially feel like entering Split's mind. It strikes you as a bad idea, and one that probably won't work at that.
LAPIS DECAD: A set of ten lapis D10s. They glow bright blue are imbued with the energy of Ultramarine.
THE GIVER: A medigun forged from the metal of Ultramarine. It has two nozzles: one at the back, and the standard one at the front. Blue energy is frothing out of the back, while red appears from the front. The medigun appears to have the ability to steal health from enemies and then, through a complex process, distribute the health to allies in need.
25 HP is the maximum max HP a player can have! However, your charge is enough to buff the max HP of all Neutral players to 25 permanently!
"THAT'LL BE 5 TOKENS", Balloon Boy says. You hand the tokens over. +12,000 HP to Split!
Assuming you mean Ender Pearl, -4% Strength to the Pa'anuri Fragment!
Leftovers && Focus Sash && Charm = The Carry-On (Level 5: 1/6)
Life Orb && Charm = Life Charm (Level 2: 1/3)
5,000 damage; Tingle is eventually able to commune with the balloon and pilot it back down to GodCraft!
Minicritted 6,000 damage to Tingle!
11,000 damage to Tingle!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TESLA'S IMPROV - SUPERCELL
10,000 damage to Tingle!
-4% Strength to the Pa'anuri Fragment!
17,000 damage to Tingle! In his last words, Tingle utters some magic words he invented himself and miraculously recovers thanks to the help of forest fairies! (He still took the 17,000 damage, but his body is fine.)
4 damage to Generic! 4,000 damage to Tingle!
But you just did: you talked!
There are only around 50 Minecraft accounts left in existence that Project Binary has not captured.
For the sake of the attack, all of Argus's units grew feet and tripped.
5,000 damage to Tingle!
16,000 damage to Tingle!
Tingle killed!
PSIONIC DIFFUSER: A stem cell that is essentially an organic psionic program, giving whatever body it is in psionic power. It is imbued with the essence of the Diffusion, giving it the ability to spread completely throughout an entire living organism in a matter of seconds, completely infusing the organism with psionic power.
Psionic Diffuser && Burgundy Blood = Burgundy Psionic Diffuser (Level 5: 1/6)
Psionic Diffuser && Bronze Blood = Bronze Psionic Diffuser (Level 5: 1/6)
Psionic Diffuser && Ochre Blood = Ochre Psionic Diffuser (Level 5: 1/6)
+3 HP to Erelye and NinjaV!
You can earn a Spoil of War by defeating a boss, and that's how it's been for nearly the entire game up until Trial 3, when I decided there were enough Spoils going around. Recently I did a Spoil Trade where people could trade their spoils to people who wanted them, but that's over now. So no, you can't have a Spoil of War. Sorry about that!
The code of the Godmodder's computers are extremely well-protected, with massive walls of anti-viruses and anti-hacking erected around them so it's impossible to get through them!
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil > Coarse = (Insanity Tubas > Coarse), Eldritch Eye, Book of Abraham, Java Smash, Conclave Window, Voided Scepter, Origin's Staff, Creation Pen, Tubakind Infusion Catalyst, Twig of Yggdrasil, Infernal Animus, Spirit of Otherwhere, Pure Glitch, Rune of Lust, Rune of Greed, Rune of Gluttony, Balanced Shard, Salis Mundus, Vis Filter, Tea of the Underlands, Star of Cosmos, Pure Conch Energy, Essentia Resevoir, Thaumonomicon, Circle Magic Book Thing, Lexica Botanica, Void Mythology, Null-Void Alloy, Essence of Light, Essence of Darkness, Fusion Reactor in a Bottle, Aqua Regia, 2048 Cognito Essentia, 5096 Tempus Essentia, 65536 Instrumentum Essentia, 2048 of All Primals,
1024 of All Unmentioned Aspects
These are all the ingredients Nimbleguy used in the Infusion of the Tubas. There sure are a lot of them.
RASPBERRY PORT: A heavily modified version of a Raspberry Pi that resembles an attachment port.
You buy an XL Pizza! "THAT'LL BE 5 TOKENS."
Next AG attack will minicrit!
That's way too many ingredients in one alchemy.
Why did I quote this.
Split stares at the cookie and eats it, regaining +3,000 HP.
Fine. But only because you gave me a cookie.
The Pa'anuri Fragment dissolves due to not having enough Strength to carry on!
Split decides to sit back and wait for impending doom. He /gives himself a recliner and watches some TV.
Abathur spawns 3 Locusts! The Bear Trap disappears since Tingle is gone.
Everyone simply waits for the Godmodder to return... The sun has begun to rise, and is steadily arcing across the sky... The sky is a dull red color, which strikes you all as intense and ominous.
The eleventh Impetus Comb is filled! There are now two Combs in reserve... again.
The Itinerary:
> All: Good luck.
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VArmageddon Hill:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 2,709,500/8,000,000. (Gains +500,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 12
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%. Regen: III
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 70%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Generator_of_Cubes: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 80%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn. Regen: III
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 25/20.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 25/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Split: [N] HP: 119,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Magnificent Manes Men's Hairborn Club: [N] HP: 50,000/50,000. (x3.) Magnificent Mane: 100,000/100,000 HP. Mane Armor: 9.
Die: [AG] Leaves in one turn.
Abathur: [AG] HP: 79,000/80,000. Hidden: 70%. Symbiotes: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x2.) Locusts: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x3.)
The Consciousness: [AG] HP: 139,000/150,000. Spires: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x6.) Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP. Enderman Souls: 500/500 HP. (x23.) The Eye: III The Hand: III The Crystal: III
Sanic Hegehog: [AG] HP: 150,000/160,000.
Spire Repair Droid: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP. Shielding the Consciousness' Spires.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86.The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III DISABLED (TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (Pokefan151)
Infinity Blade: II READY [4K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III READY (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III IN USE (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III DISABLED (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
12 Hog Slop
19 Elf Tears
9 Pie Filling
10 Weasel Snot
In the end, though, does it preclude multiple versions of characters running around?It does not, thanks Crystal.>I produce Magic Missiles of Thaumcraft and Ars Magicka varietals. It will be useful to stock up.
>Also assembled: Dimensional Escape Pod.
>Dimensional Escape Pod: A Dimensional Door, fitted with a full survival suite, and more Dimensional Doors. Garden, stasis chamber, assorted gear, Aura Nodes of various types, Ars Magicka circles, assorted other gear...IC2 setups, Buildcraft engine arrays...On and on and on.
>This will be useful in....
>Loading Schematic: Alpha-Class Spaceship.
>Prerequisite Schematic Alpha-Class Fabricator Loaded
>Fabrication Complete: Alpha-Class Fabricator 1/2
>Fabrication Complete: Alpha-Class Fabricator 2/2
>Commencing Fabrication: Alpha-Class Spaceship
>Duplication Complete: Tachyon Drive
>Fabrication Complete: Alcubierre Ram FTL Weapons System.
>Fabrication Complete: Teraport Device.
>Fabrication Complete: Wormhole Tunnelling Device
>Fabrication Complete: Control Center.
>Fabrication Complete: General-Purpose Accelerative Weapons Targeting/Launching System.
>Fabrication Complete: General-Purpose Beam Weapons Targeting/Focusing/Deployment System.
>Fabrication Complete: Gravitational Force Generators.
>Duplication Complete: Dimensional Crew Quarters
>Duplication Complete: Dimensional Crew Quarters (2)
>Fabrication Complete: Infinite Cyclical Generator w/ Pocket Dimension
>Infinite Cyclical Generator: A device, using large amounts of water and stabilized wormholes, to generate large amounts of water power. Generally installed in a pocket dimension to save space. Output is in IC2 units, in Minecraftia. Converters can be installed at any point.
>Assembly Process Complete.
>Class Alpha S.S. All-Seeing Eye online.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
...There's no gif but it looks incomplete, are you done Twin?
/twinnull
Oh no
Alchemies
Remington TCR && Remington 420 = The Remington Graffiti (7/11)
Everysword && Effslayer = Everyslayer (9/11)
MLG Essence && Shrek'd Prepubescence = Cool Ranch Killer (3/11)
Action
I heal the Consciousness with Seventh Sin.
Yes. There wasn't much to do this turn, considering we're just waiting for the end at this point.
Turn 1/3.
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic = The Abolisher 10/11
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law = Deus Ex Machina 10/11
I duplicate a Full Thaumic Launcher.
I climb into my own FTL, then copy the changes I made to the other one. The AI on the unoccupied one activates, and I send it through a few loop-de-loops before storing it in my inventory. Now I just need to add a hangar to the Thaumic Beyond. Oh, well. I can do that later. My own copy begins to do a few stunts, guided by my expert mental command. Hmm. I need to develop a spell to mitigate G-forces. Oh well, I can try that later. I sweep over the ruined land below Armageddon Hill, test-firing as I do. The Thaumonomitron handles the brute calculations and aiming, I handle target-picking and trigger-pulling. A casting of Sagitta Magica Series Lucis, 37 arrows of light in total, stab out at the ruined bedrock below, quickly followed by a lance of destructive magic. A target of gathered magic is called into existence some considerable blocks away, and a line of rotating magical circles forms before the spacefighter, aimed at the target. Almost like the barrel of a sniper rifle... A sphere of heavily condensed magic forms itself behind the circles, and accelerates through, stabbing cleanly through the target at a significant fraction of lightspeed. Then a lance of magic accelerates through, and pierces another target, formed just after the first was obliterated, at the same speed as the bullet. A set of magical bullets wink in around the fighter and, strangely, target the fighter itself, inflicting minor damage before the Guardmetal recovers, helped along by a Repair Light Damage spell autocast from the Thaumonomitron. Yes, I have repair spells. And yes, they're now programmed to be automatically cast by the ship's computer upon taking damage. Wonderful thing, active damage mitigation. A field of armoring magic forms around the fighter, before a shifting, entropy-laden ward of chaotic power joins it. The bullets are cast again, all either being deflected by the Entropic Shield or blocked by the Mage Armor. Hah. All spells seem to be working beautifully. I just wonder if I could eventually adapt the Combat Equipment of the Nanohaverse to this fighter.
I come back and hover around, quickly activating another set of spells in the Full Thaumic Launcher's archives. The ship glows with golden energy for a second, while Split is healed by a considerable amount. Cure Critical Wounds is a simply wonderful spell. But the magic does need a focus of some sort, I do believe. Perhaps I'll install a focusing crystal soon.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Post 3
(GREEN)While walking next to the cauldron, I accidentally drop a copper board etched with a circuit that plays Darude Astley - Sandroll in... Well, we'll never see that again. I call this brew... The Dimensional Hole. I bottle The Dimensional Hole into a glass top hat and glass monocle. The top hat and monocle are indestructible, except when thrown. I then don the dimensional fanciness. I dump the final remaining amount of the brew into my Void Safe. I then gift Sanic a sword made from the chemical Sonic Hedgehog.(END GREEN)
Cup of Tea && Improbability Dice = Improbabearl Grey (Level 6: 6/7)
Alright, how about this:
Trickster Essence && Grimdark Essence && PS4 && Nether Reactor Core || Deck of Cards = ??? (1/??)
Blade of the Cosmic Whole && Illuminati && λΣ Fragment && Portal Gun && Cheat Engine = ??? (1/??)
Quantum Armor && Deflector Shields && Exanite && Avast! Antivirus && Disguise Kit = ??? (1/??)
I'll be making my great escape now!
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 90%
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
Psionic Diffuser && Burgundy Blood = Burgundy Psionic Diffuser (2/6)
Psionic Diffuser && Bronze Blood = Bronze Psionic Diffuser (2/6)
Psionic Diffuser && Ochre Blood = Ochre Psionic Diffuser (2/6)
Hah. These Psionic Diffusers look promising. I do hope that I can manage to alchemize everything needed before the Alchemiter is annihilated. I know it will happen.
Now, there is literally nothing to do but wait. I give seventeen cracked eight balls, one severed head, nine broken spines, fourteen severed fingers, five bloated livers, seven clockwork rigs, two shattered femurs, seventeen more severed heads, and a hacksaw made of human bones to Split. I look upwards, noting a large helicopter with the words 'INWVSA - ETD: Express Body Delivery' emblazoned on its side slowly descending towards Apocalypse Hill. I wave a bit, and it lands before me, several men climbing out and unloading pallets of... unsavory paraphernalia. I give the people in the helicopter a thumbs up as it flies away. Afterwards, I present the contents to Split. It appears to be a combination of replica models of Psi-Scratch's severed eight-ball head, and assorted corpses. A stray deer enigmatically stumbles forwards. How is a deer even on this hill? It is a pillar of earth floating atop a sea of infinity. Regardless, I wave my hand. The deer opens its mouth, and a full set of teeth stream out, arcing towards me, resting in my palm.
Here. Have some DEER TEETH, 'Red Hoodie.' Hah.
I hand them to Split, muttering under my breath.
In all seriousness, however, take this. Now, for my end of this involuntary bargain.
Suddenly, there is a flash of red. I consume a minuscule portion of Split's power, enough to supply a Miniature Red Sun, completely equivalent to the amount of things I traded. I wield it for moments, red light bristling around me, before I divert the energy directly back into healing Split. There you go.
Welp. There's nothing left to do now is there?
Because when Trial 6 starts, all the entities except POSSIBLY Split are going to die.
There's literally no reason to do anything that doesn't involve role playing of some sort until it happens.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $36
Battlefield: I look up which non-descendants players are still left, seeing if any of the names are notable
+2 to Wilson
Tazz Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 7/11
Leftovers AND Focus Sash AND Life Orb AND Charm AND Azure Essence 1/11
Erelye Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 1/11
Skaia's Bow 50/50 Holding.
Insanity Quiver 32/50
Ultimate Skulltop 50/50 Holding.
Cipher's Call 10/11 using code.
Picture of Skaia && Bow = The Cosmic Progeny (Level 10: 7/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-24, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Quiver: Godmodder's Taglock, Freeze Program, Jolt Program, Void Program, Null Cube Program, Nostalgia Program, Elemental Tri-Beam Program.
I decide to show up on the TARDIS. "Yo."
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Act 1. Like it matters at this point.
Black hole sun, won't you come...Black hole sun being the Godmodder. If I may say one thing...It will be this:
ENGAGE THE TRIAL MOTHERTRUCKERS.
I throw a bag of all the stuff I just recieved up to the TARDIS door, or whatever's close enough. It flies up, and a golden arm-too fast to otherwise retrieve details reaches in and grabs it. It looks like the Dragon...Item was not there.
If by coincidence anyone would have otherwise seen it, they only see the disembodied arm vanish into nothingness with the parts.
Regardless of this, a separate room in the TARDIS-a storage cabinet specifically-starts getting very loud, right next to the Wilson conversation. (where are you guys even at anyways?). It sounds interesting and unfamiliar to everyone present, and also very busy. The door itself is unlocked.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $328
Battlefield: I look up which non-descendants players are still left, seeing if any of the names are notable
+2 to Wilson
Tazz Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 8/11
Leftovers AND Focus Sash AND Life Orb AND Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11
Erelye Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11
-TARDIS-
Blue suddenly just kinda appears on the threshold of the TARDIS and walks in.
I'm here, I guess... first things first, what's going on in there?
0/0 and 32/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
... ... ... ... I do nothing... ...
Should I make everything in the Alchemy Emporium free? If I don't, everything will stay on the shelves. Things will anyway though.
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& battery = ??? 4/?
Bottled Hosi Fire &&& The Sparker (Wilson's level 8 weapon) = The Lightning Round 6/11
Splash Potion of Obilvion II +1
Time to get back into Wilson's mindset... and I have no clue what Discworld is... I hope I don't need that particular knowledge.
Wilson relaxes a little and reveals his face again.
... We have some serious spacial bending I suppose... I don't have any home universe to return to... I guess I'll have to join the IUPC's basecamp. ... What's it like? Is it warm? Does... does it rain often? I like rain because its so nice and calming... I hope there's something I can love there... I sure do hope that...
Stretching himself out a little bit, he loosens his tensions slightly more and seems to be resting somewhat. His rest is quickly shattered though when he hears an unmistakeable voice, one that he remembered as clear as daybreak. Even though there was some commotion coming from behind him, (They're in the main bridge for the Tardis BTW.) the voice rung through his mind like a clean sound of a delicate crystal bell. It had been there for him, and he had been there for it. That voice had been the very first one to ever sympathize with him, and so at its call, his head shot up. His vision was getting a little bit better, but it was still cloaked in shadows.
That voice! It must be... are you Blue? Can you hear me? Where are you?
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
"Bored. Bored bored bored. Boredety boredey bored. Oh hey tardis."
The drone tries to walk into the TARDIS, but is too tall and smacks it's face on the door frame.
"...Dammit."
This time, it manages to duck inside.
Meanwhile, on the battlefield proper, a trio of Engietech Technicians appear, working on restoring the health of the PG entities. They idly converse while doing so.
"You ever wonder if our boss is ever gonna sort out his psychological issues?"
"I never thought about it much. Maybe he will."
"Actually, I heard a rumor the other day."
"Pray tell?"
"Apparently, there's this girl he rather fancies."
"I thought he'd killed off pretty much the only major gathering of his kind."
"Yeah, wasn't that why he's got those experiments running back on the Mainframe?"
"She's a human."
"Oh."
"Somehow, I don't quite see that working out. He's a psychopath and everyone knows it."
"Hey. There's speculation. Thoughts. The things he does, he does for a reason."
"I still doubt that that extends to his love life too."
"Well, you really shouldn't doubt me."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Also, gold guy, I don't remember giving you the authority to speak openly about those. Confidential material, remember?"
"Sorry boss."
Component A: 28/50
Component B: 28/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Alchemies
Remington TCR && Remington 420 = The Remington Graffiti (8/11)
Everysword && Effslayer = Everyslayer (10/11)
MLG Essence && Shrek'd Prepubescence = Cool Ranch Killer (4/11)
Action
I overheal a random overhealable AG player.
TARDIS
I show up on the TARDIS as well. "Hey guys!"
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 90%
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
Psionic Diffuser && Burgundy Blood = Burgundy Psionic Diffuser (3/6)
Psionic Diffuser && Bronze Blood = Bronze Psionic Diffuser (3/6)
Psionic Diffuser && Ochre Blood = Ochre Psionic Diffuser (3/6)
Dammit; it turns out I didn't manage to destroy all of those sympathetic dolls of myself after all. Technically speaking, I could just stab Fseftr to death repeatedly to best hinder his attempts to defend himself against me. Why even attempt to guard oneself from me, when I'm always watching?
Anyhow, the other things of interest here are likely the secrets of resurrective immortality. Descendants are inextricably linked to such an ability, it seems, as are the vast majority of Minecraft players. However, given our abilities as players before the Trials and the Glitch, it would be preferable to test Descendants. As such, I extract approximately 1000 thaums of LE (5 HP) from my body through the medium of syringe, and begin testing the blood, examining it, and thoroughly testing and scanning the contents in general. I continue to test the blood, comparing it with other samples of Descendant blood I've obtained over the war (you don't want to know how I got them), trying to find definitive solutions to the questions of how resurrective immortality and mundane physical invulnerability work.
After this, I pull out my Transparent Magic Cueball, and proceed to ask it a singular burning question.
Approximately when will Build reach GodCraft's remnants?
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 2/9
Wilson Money: $0
Arsenide Hub: 6/11
Planet Express Ship 3.0: 9/11
IAC-FR: 5/11
==Actions==
Lothyra: "Hmm. With the Trial about to start, I think a Pocket Alchemiter will be required. Now, where to acquire one."
Lothyra asks if a player that possesses a pocket alchemiter could duplicate it and give the copy to her.
Bender: "75 bottles of beer on the wall, 75 bottles of beer. You take on down and what do you get, 74 bottles of beer on the wall..."
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis