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With incredible courage and valor and infused with the might of the 9 sacred dragons, I still do nothing. But... luckily I have Wilson. And it seems everyone is pouring into the Tardis to see Wilson's incredibly charming face. Either that, or because there's nothing else to do. Probably not the former.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 487$ _ Wilson's charges B: 82/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 330$ (basically infinite)
Tazz: 36$
Generic: 19$
Gutza1: 0$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 8$
Nimbleguy: 4$ (not like it matters much...)
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x6 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x5 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x2 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2, Now all you need is a box!)
Potion of Kitsune II x2 (6$, lvl 3, Legendary fox)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x3 (7$, lvl 5, Life stealing cuts)
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& battery = ??? 5/? (is this low enough level to make?)
Bottled Hosi Fire &&& The Sparker (Wilson's level 8 weapon) = The Lightning Round 7/11
Splash Potion of Temperature II +1
Wilson's ears fall slightly as the commotion picks up around him. Each time someone swears, he reacts as though he has water physically splashed on his face. Despite all this, he looks around and tries to find Blue in his small tunnel of vision. On hearing her voice again, Wilson perked up more and a certain light returned to his eyes, a light that had fled from him along with his hopes of ever seeing his home again.
You're here Blue? Really? I'm sorry I had to ask, but right now... I can't see. I'm blind. Please don't worry about that though. I'll be fine eventually, especially because I have another friend here now. Ah... thank you... everyone... thank you...
Stretching out on the bench, Wilson slowly sets his head down and rolls over onto his side and shuffles around a little, all with a small smile. Without speaking for a while, he eventually says,
... speaking of everyone... How many people are here? In this room I mean. I can hear so many voices and am having a hard time recognizing a lot of them. Sorry about that to everyone I can't pick out. I can't see anyone and hearing them is getting harder and harder with all these voices.
"There's... Uh... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9... Eh, this might be easier."
My drone gets up from the corner, walks over to Wilson, a strange cable made out of Mechroa materializing in it's left hand.
"Care to take a look through something else's eyes? If you want to, it might sting a little bit while your neural interface is sorted out, but hey, sight."
Outside, the technicians finish their repairs, then leave via jetpacks.
>Three copies of the All-Seeing Eye are duplicated. They shall be named and specialized later.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
((We're in the control center, the room you go into right when you open the door unless the TARDIS wants to keep you away from everyone. Said supply room your guy is supposedly in would probably be fairly close, although the TARDIS can shift its hallways, so there's no telling.
@generic: If that package is dangerous in any way, I'd appreciate it if you refrained from killing Eric or anyone else with it. Now's not the time for a brawl.
@everyone: Refrain from attacking other people. I don't want to have a brawl start in the TARDIS, also, Hank's waiting by one of the control panels, so anyone who tries anything is likely to be teleported out by the TARDIS, if Hank doesn't just have it vaporize them. Additionally, this being a time machine, no deaths are going to catch, because time manipulation.))
What's it like?
Depends on the area.
Its an entire planet.
Eric is unable to answer more of Wilson's questions because that's about when everyone starts pouring into the TARDIS, and several various characters arrive from deeper in the TARDIS to inquire as to what's going on, and what's going to happen, and Eric has to go assuage their worries, followed by Captain Carrot, bringing up Vetinari's report, and Sanford moves over to him.
Hank watches the small crowd from a small wall panel, ready to activate the internal defenses if anyone tries to start a fight.
Generic comes back with the gift and Deimos walks over to him.
((If generic doesn't have the package out in the open...))
I think Eric's busy right now, mind if I hold onto it for you?
((If generic is holding it out in the open))
I think that Eric's...
Deimos stops upon seeing the eldritch runes.
eldritch runes are very rarely a good sign.
He looks up at Hank, who shakes his head, and Deimos turns back to generic.
Okay, before you even think of giving that to Eric, you're going to tell me what the heck* that thing is.
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Wait, Eric? I... I don't think he's having any problems with his vision... Piono said "Eric looks at Wilson", he "places [the radio] on the table", and "picks Wilson up and moves him". Am I being really stupid and missed a glaring part of Eric? Or do you mean some kind of figurative sight? Or do you mean Wilson, not Eric? Because Wilson is blind right now and somewhat deaf.
Wait, Eric? I... I don't think he's having any problems with his vision... Piono said "Eric looks at Wilson", he "places [the radio] on the table", and "picks Wilson up and moves him". Am I being really stupid and missed a glaring part of Eric? Or do you mean some kind of figurative sight? Or do you mean Wilson, not Eric? Because Wilson is blind right now and somewhat deaf.
((No, he means Eric. Something about holograms.))
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
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[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Deimos shrugs and waves Eric over, Eric sees and tells the people he's with to hold on for a second and walks over.
He stops and looks at the package.
He looks at generic, then back at the package.
Speak
((Eric is sort of doing a passive scan, its not as in-depth as he would normally do because his runes are depleted as stated before, but it'll give him some basic idea of what its going to do. Unless erelye went out of his way to disguise or hide its function, in which case, its not in-depth, and isn't going to penetrate the disguise.))
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I really did not desire to have to make some sort of nullpost, but I suppose it is necessary. The scans reveal nothing but a static-ridden screeching noise resonating throughout the bounds of eternity. The runes glow with amethyst energy.
As for the purpose of this artifact, that's for you to discover. Oh, apologies. Introductions. Alright, everyone, tape your eyeballs open and light something on fire because for the first time in seventeen millennium, you're about to get a glimpse beyond the gray curtain of reality into the kaleidoscopic anarchy that lies beyond. For the next fifty minutes or so, you can bask in my unworthy, useless presence, while I just stay here. Watching.
Interweaving threads of amethyst erupt from the runes, and slowly weave themselves into the shape of a Minecraft avatar. Several seconds later, it forms into a perfect replica of my avatar, its hue purely shades of violet. Hah.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
>Hello, Erelye. I wasn't expecting to see you here.
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This is going to be interesting. I appreciate the greeting, Net. Anyhow, I raise my hands upwards slightly, as if in some sort of inconsequential self-defense, before lower them.
Yeesh, kid, relax. I'm not going to plant some sort of hallucinatory centerstone in the middle of a refugee camp. I may be a madman craving for knowledge, but I am not a psychopathic mass-chaos instigator. There are several problems with your arguments. Firstly, I don't think you actually know what ALL of the Outer Gods are. I can almost certainly say that you glanced at those of the Noble Circle, at most. You have not dealt with the Nine, those who happened to be independent, and the Two, likely due to the fact that they are concepts of reality. As such, you cannot have interacted with ANY iterations of Yog-Sothoth, Nyarlathotep, or any other Outer God bearing a position greater than that of a member of the Noble Circle, unless you can claim to have met space-time or chaos in their entirety, which is impossible. The Great Old Ones are fair game, however. They are mere priests, and nothing of particular importance. On that matter, do not even get me started on the Squid. I'm not even permitted to say anything about it beyond this sentence. Regardless, your boasts mean very little, seeing as there cannot be iterations of the aforementioned beings either, save perhaps the Great Old Ones. You cannot have multiples of the same fundamental concept. You can have slightly altered concepts, certainly, but they are by no means the same being. Every concept exists individually, spread out across all of existence in a singular fashion, and perhaps even within fragments of nonexistence. Furthermore, they are not all massive writhing tentaclebeasts hungering for flesh. Do not take the whims of reality lightly; perhaps there is nothing we can do against it but flee into hypothetical realms of nonexistence and decanonization. The so-called aura of madness is naught but ambient psionic whispers and sheer power. I will be the first to admit that they do not inspire any form of terror or fear in any way whatsoever.
Now, if you will allow me, I'll continue to stand here, serving as some sort of overwatch.
I tip what appears to be Providence's Topper.
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CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
((Piono, you really have no idea what you are talking about. Period. I don't personally hold sauce to Erelye either, but...Yog-Sothoth is literally space-time. Nyatherloep is chaos itself, as well as all of wrongdoing ever. Both are Overdeities in the Tropes Pantheon, something not even the Godmodder boasts. ((I have my own Plans for Nyatherloep as well, while I'm at it, but I'm just saying that)). Eric is not fighting the Godmodder one-on-one anytime soon by the statistics you have given, the Godmodder being a Greater God, while you yourself GM'd a fellow Greater God (Rayquaza) into doing 5 points of Damage in a strike. By that logic, an Overdeity could solo him and actually kill him with some creativity. As for Cthulhu...Great Old One (which he is) is not high on the scale of things Eldritch. Granted, if he's got Overdeity status as well (didn't check him) or something similar, blame popularity power. Granted...All but their status as Trope Pantheon gods are from Erelye, and my interpretation of his character is that he is hallucinating what he is finding out on the eldritch front to some degree. WHAT degree is debatable, but I'm going to case that, as you're not gonna be fighting the Godmodder anytime soon, they'd all have torn you to shreds no matter what you had. Unless one was a summon of something literally that big, and I wouldn't count it as your kill at that point. tl;dr, except maybe Cthulhu, you'd be destroyed if there was even a fight.))
((Now, for comedy.))
The noise stops in the other room, static fills everyone's vision, and a Golden Animatronic Bear with some wear and tear (a few missing pieces here and there from the suit, but otherwise fairly functional), holding a Hydra...Item...Appears. The door has opened and a bag of used Animatronic Parts and stuff are laying about for some other lucky sucker to find. Assuming that finding a bag filled with Animatronic Parts is lucky.
"SO. WHAT IS IT THAT I MISSED. WHY AM I NEEDED SO URGENTLY THAT YOU WALKED INTO MY IMPROPTU DRESSING ROOM. OR ALTERNATIVELY, IS IT SUCH THAT YOU LITERALLY CANNOT READ THE MOST COMMON LANGUAGE IN THE MULTIV-WAIT WHAT IS THIS."
The Animatronic warps to in front of the door, arm extended, static blurring all vision. Even the supernaturally aided forms of vision.
"WHERE IS THE SIGN. IT SAID 'DO NOT ENTER, ANIMATRONIC SHELL CHANGING IN PROGRESS.' WHO REMOVED THE [REDACTED] SIGN? WHO DID IT? YOU WERE ALL HERE, YOU MUST HAVE SEEN WHO DID IT? I ONLY HAD ONE OF THOSE THINGS, YOU KNOW, AND FOR SOME REASON I AM FORBIDDEN FROM ALL BEDROOMS, PERIOD. I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHY. DON'T EVEN ASK."
"...IT WAS THE ENRAGEMENT CHILD. WASN'T IT. [REDACTED] IS ALWAYS STEALING MY [REDACTED]. I LITERALLY HAD TO GO GLUE THIS TO MY HAND HERE, THE HYDRA [REDACTED]. DO YOU UNDERSTAND, HOW UTTERLY STUPID THAT IS? TO GLUE A [REDACTED] [REDACTED] TO MY [REDACTED] HAND, TO KEEP IT FROM BEING STOLEN?"
The Animatronic-presumably Golden Freddy to anyone with a brain-was speaking without moving anything at all, which was kind of creepy in its own way, but let's face facts. He glued a Hydra...Item to his hand.
"AND ALSO. WHO IS DISSING MY DRINKING BUDDY YOG? HOW I BECAME DRINKING BUDDIES WITH YOG IS A LONG STORY. AND IT IS BEST NOT TOLD. NARRATIVE REDACTIONS ARE INVOLVED, COPIOUSLY."
Golden Freddy was talking right over Erelye right up until the Squid was mentioned. Then, static, and Golden Freddy was standing right next to Erelye's hologram.
"WHAT. NO. NO. HOW. HOW EVEN. I THOUGHT. NO. HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THAT [REDACTED]LORD? DON'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT MORE. WE ARE NOT DOING THAT [REDACTED] [REDACTED] AGAIN, THAT THING WAS A HEADACHE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW STUPID THAT [REDACTED] IS. LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT. LET'S NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT TALKING ABOUT IT. THAT [REDACTED] IS [REDACTED] UP. AND ALSO. [REDACTED] IN GENERAL."
((Let's not go too deep into discussion about the Squid, and the Squid Ink Incident. 'Not traditionally killable' sums it up in 3 words.))
I pull out a phone, dial in some random numbers, letters, and runic symbols, then hold it up to the side of my drone's head.
"Yeah, is this... Yeah... The, um... Okay, you know Erelye and Eric? Well, they appear to be having a talk about you guys... ... ...Does that- don't you unpronouncable me, mister. Yes, I'm aware that you're still mad about that one time... Look, I didn't know she was your goddamn girlfriend! You never told me!... No, I don't... How did you hear about that?"
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/null because there's no reason to do an actual post... And what about holograms? Its some kind of more figurative sight? Sorry about that.
Wilson stretches out slowly and lazily. He also seems to be humming the lyrics to something. Without looking up and sounding like he's half falling asleep, he replies,
He stops humming for a while, actually thinking about what the drone said. Suddenly, he stops stretching out and gets up, tense again and cringes defensively.
Wait, no! neural interf- no! I- I... ... I'd like to keep my control of my own body, thank you very much! I've grown to like it quite a bit after all, so there's no way I'm giving it away for some short term convenience!
He stays in his cringing position for quite a while before replying to Blue, more nervous than he was before.
... ... I still have it actually... although I haven't had much of a chance to use it. Not like that matters though because I forgot to ask you how to even use it... The card is in my ender pouch... I'm pretty sure anyway.
On hearing the question about his ride out, his ears fall and he looks down sheepishly.
Oh... I... I'm sor- I forgot about that... Well, not exactly forgot... but I had to get out of that tower fast and... this was the closest... Do... do you want me to leave with you? I don't really mind one way or another... its not like I had any plan of where to go...
((Well then, Golden Freddy. This will be interesting. Innocence meeting... not exactly innocence given how this version of Golden Freddy seems to come from the 5 Nights at- ... the RPG Maker spin off of the original horror game, lets say.))
Flinching every time Golden Freddy swears, Wilson stands around somewhat awkwardly. He didn't actually know someone else had entered the room because he had no vision to be blurred with static. After a while, he seems to get angry and starts moving his ears back more. Finally, he objects, saying,
Whoever is swearing so much, could you please cut it out? I know none of us have exactly had the best of days, but there's no need for that. Swearing like that is really unnecessary and comes across as immature.
Said Wilson oppressively. Heh.
@Ereyle & Tazz: ... ... ... I actually am genuinely terrified of those Eldritch Gods or whatever. Not because they embody chaos or sin or whatever (saying anything is chaos just makes no sense. You can't steal the identity of an abstract concept.), but because they actually seem to be symbolic of my fears of being GM. I'm scared that people are going to have Eldritch Gods and stuff and they have specific rules that have to be followed and I'll have no clue what those rules are. I just can't keep track of all those proper nouns. Then everyone will judge me silently forever and ever. Of course, all of this is assuming I'm the next GM/co-GM and I'm not sure how arrogant saying that I'm the most likely candidate is.
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Although it really annoys me when people compare the IC power of two things from different lines of RP. That's pointless because it makes it a competition between two players and either player can say "oh, but mine also does X!". At the end of the day, in actual, real OOC power, the trained assassin who is an expert in firearms and 17 martial combat styles is just as strong as the nervous, fidgety guy who dislikes violence and collects art.
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And while I'm semi ranting, I might as well say this. The whole concept of Lovecraftian horror is to play on our feelings of being helpless against the monsters that lurk outside the campfire's light. There are things that are so powerful and ancient, we literally cannot even imagine how strong they are. So, I don't feel like it translates well into RPs with other people because most of the effect is lost as soon as you slap an HP bar on Cthulhu and turn it a Munchkin Squidzilla. The point of Eldritch Gods is that no matter how strong or cunning you are, you just can't do anything against them. Your piddly little fishing boat does nothing. On the other hand, the point of DTG is that everyone can chip in a little strength or cunning to bring down the great evil. ... For that matter, a lot of horror doesn't cross over well with other types of media in my opinion.
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Remington TCR && Remington 420 = The Remington Graffiti (9/11)
Everysword && Effslayer = Everyslayer (11/11)
MLG Essence && Shrek'd Prepubescence = Cool Ranch Killer (5/11)
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I overheal a random overhealable AG player with Seventh Sin again.
0/0 and 32/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
With incredible courage and valor and infused with the might of the 9 sacred dragons, I still do nothing. But... luckily I have Wilson. And it seems everyone is pouring into the Tardis to see Wilson's incredibly charming face. Either that, or because there's nothing else to do. Probably not the former.
The Silicon SteamPunker &&& Bottled Hosi Fire &&& battery = ??? 5/? (is this low enough level to make?)
Bottled Hosi Fire &&& The Sparker (Wilson's level 8 weapon) = The Lightning Round 7/11
Splash Potion of Temperature II +1
Wilson's ears fall slightly as the commotion picks up around him. Each time someone swears, he reacts as though he has water physically splashed on his face. Despite all this, he looks around and tries to find Blue in his small tunnel of vision. On hearing her voice again, Wilson perked up more and a certain light returned to his eyes, a light that had fled from him along with his hopes of ever seeing his home again.
You're here Blue? Really? I'm sorry I had to ask, but right now... I can't see. I'm blind. Please don't worry about that though. I'll be fine eventually, especially because I have another friend here now. Ah... thank you... everyone... thank you...
Stretching out on the bench, Wilson slowly sets his head down and rolls over onto his side and shuffles around a little, all with a small smile. Without speaking for a while, he eventually says,
... speaking of everyone... How many people are here? In this room I mean. I can hear so many voices and am having a hard time recognizing a lot of them. Sorry about that to everyone I can't pick out. I can't see anyone and hearing them is getting harder and harder with all these voices.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
"There's... Uh... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9... Eh, this might be easier."
My drone gets up from the corner, walks over to Wilson, a strange cable made out of Mechroa materializing in it's left hand.
"Care to take a look through something else's eyes? If you want to, it might sting a little bit while your neural interface is sorted out, but hey, sight."
Outside, the technicians finish their repairs, then leave via jetpacks.
Component A: 30/50
Component B: 30/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
-TARDIS-
Blue gives Engie's drone a brief, unreadable expression before replying to Wilson.
Yeah, really... don't apologize, I was just curious. Alright... if you say so.
Oh, I forgot to ask you this last time, have you been enjoying my Huma... Christmas present?
On an unrelated note, I assume you won't be accepting my offering for a ride out? Probably for the best, recent events considered....
/rpnull
I graciously receive the package from Erelye, then hop back onto the TARDIS. "Hey, Eric. I got something for you."
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>The portion of myself aboard the TARDIS speaks.
>"That's strange, this should be working..."
>"Hmph. Connection jarred loose."
>*the noise of metal clanging*
>There.
>rundiag.isfunctional(Sano+)
>true;
>Okay, this thing SHOULD be working and healing properly now.
==Aboard the All-Seeing Eye==
>Now I have an Alpha-Class fabricator...Keep moving up.
>Beta-Class Fabricator Part 1
>Beta-Class Fabricator Part 2
>Beta-Class Fabricator Part 3
>Complete.
>Deploying.
>Deploying Beta-Class Ship Upgrade
>Modular Capacity Increased.
>Crew Quarters Doubled
>Crew Quarters: Stasis Generator Installed.
>Tera/Ansible active.
>Nanoscale Fabricators Deployed Successfully.
>Enabling Subsystem Logging
>Subconst-rpt>Essentia Mirrors Installed, Linked To Single-Essentia Storage Rooms in Sub2 Thaumic Work Area.
>Subconst-rpt>Aerosolized Purifying Liquid Enabled.
>Subconst-rpt>Deploying Biome Recreational/Functional Areas.
>Subconst-rpt>Thaumcraft-Specific Biomes Added to Thaumcraft Workstations.
>Subpow-rpt>Buildcraft Engine Arrays Online.
>Subpow-rpt>Batteries, etc. Now In Circuit.
>Subweap-rpt>Weapons Systems Upgrades Processed.
>Subweap-rpt>Missile Targeting Systems Online
>Subweap-rpt>Laser Targeting Systems Online
>Subweap-rpt>Kinetic/Massdrive Systems Online.
>Subweap-rpt>Alcubierre Ram Online.
>Subweap-rpt>Foci Online
>Subweap-rpt>Casters Online
>Subweap-rpt>Spellbook Online
>Subdef-rpt>Warding Focus Progress 34%
>Subdef-rpt>Warding Focus Progress 72%
>Subdef-rpt>Warding Complete. System-specific nodes at 68% capacity.
>Subconst-rpt>Scenario Room Installed Successfully.
>Subscen-rpt>Scenario Room Systems Online.
>Subscen-rpt>Data dump successful. Integration Minecraft complete. Integration Earth complete. Integration SBURB complete. Integration SBURB Orchid complete. Integration Discworld complete. Integration Void complete. Integration set U_i complete.
>Subconst-rpt>Central Comms System Room Deployed
>Subcomm-rpt>Tera/Ansible system integrated.
>Subcomm-rpt>EM spectrum systems online
>Subcomm-rpt>Morse flare system online
>Subcomm-rpt>Hypernet node install successful
>Subcomm-rpt>Psisystem installed. Forked to Subpsi.
>Subpsi-rpt>Upgrades Available. Psiichips or Psionic Programs Requested.
>Subutil-rpt>Alchemiter Deployed. Subthreading to Subalch.
>Subutil>Subalch-rpt>Converters Installed: Power, Mana, Nodal Energies, Handcrank
>Subutil-rpt>Upgrades Deployed.
>Subutil-rpt>Food Monitor System Online.
>Subutil-rpt>Growth Lamps Active.
>Subutil-rpt>Air Maintenance Systems Online.
>Subutil-rpt>Potion Brewery Time Dilation Systems Successfully Enabled. Resource Generation Systems Online.
>Subutil>Subcsm-rpt>Potions at preset maxima of 1,000 each.
>Submed-rpt>Med Bay Fully Functional. Nodal Concept Diffusers Active. Nano Treatment Pods Active. Scrolls Of Cure Wounds: Light-500 Moderate-500 Heavy-500 Critical-500 Resurrection-100. Potions Of Healing: 1,000.
>REPORT COMPLETE.
"Good grief."
>Heh. Just wait until Gamma-class.
>But that's not for a while yet.
>Subweap-log>Alcubierre Ram Launched Successfully, Recovered Successfully.
"Good, that does work."
>Three copies of the All-Seeing Eye are duplicated. They shall be named and specialized later.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Action 1/3
Starfall Sync: 46/50
I perform a spot check, seeing if I can find the Godmodder with this and letting someone else Comb Rave.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
[RPNULL]
When Generic closes the door: "THANK."
The noises of what is presumably some suit-switchout keep occurring.
((Yes, this is in fact an RP character and not some one-off joke. Or at least, he's not a ONE OFF joke...Give him a minute.))
((We're in the control center, the room you go into right when you open the door unless the TARDIS wants to keep you away from everyone. Said supply room your guy is supposedly in would probably be fairly close, although the TARDIS can shift its hallways, so there's no telling.
@generic: If that package is dangerous in any way, I'd appreciate it if you refrained from killing Eric or anyone else with it. Now's not the time for a brawl.
@everyone: Refrain from attacking other people. I don't want to have a brawl start in the TARDIS, also, Hank's waiting by one of the control panels, so anyone who tries anything is likely to be teleported out by the TARDIS, if Hank doesn't just have it vaporize them. Additionally, this being a time machine, no deaths are going to catch, because time manipulation.))
What's it like?
Depends on the area.
Its an entire planet.
Eric is unable to answer more of Wilson's questions because that's about when everyone starts pouring into the TARDIS, and several various characters arrive from deeper in the TARDIS to inquire as to what's going on, and what's going to happen, and Eric has to go assuage their worries, followed by Captain Carrot, bringing up Vetinari's report, and Sanford moves over to him.
Hank watches the small crowd from a small wall panel, ready to activate the internal defenses if anyone tries to start a fight.
Generic comes back with the gift and Deimos walks over to him.
((If generic doesn't have the package out in the open...))
I think Eric's busy right now, mind if I hold onto it for you?
((If generic is holding it out in the open))
I think that Eric's...
Deimos stops upon seeing the eldritch runes.
eldritch runes are very rarely a good sign.
He looks up at Hank, who shakes his head, and Deimos turns back to generic.
Okay, before you even think of giving that to Eric, you're going to tell me what the heck* that thing is.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I have absolutely no clue. But don't worry, I can assure you that it won't kill anyone. It will merely grant Eric sight.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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/supernull
Wait, Eric? I... I don't think he's having any problems with his vision... Piono said "Eric looks at Wilson", he "places [the radio] on the table", and "picks Wilson up and moves him". Am I being really stupid and missed a glaring part of Eric? Or do you mean some kind of figurative sight? Or do you mean Wilson, not Eric? Because Wilson is blind right now and somewhat deaf.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
((No, he means Eric. Something about holograms.))
/oocnull
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Deimos shrugs and waves Eric over, Eric sees and tells the people he's with to hold on for a second and walks over.
He stops and looks at the package.
He looks at generic, then back at the package.
Speak
((Eric is sort of doing a passive scan, its not as in-depth as he would normally do because his runes are depleted as stated before, but it'll give him some basic idea of what its going to do. Unless erelye went out of his way to disguise or hide its function, in which case, its not in-depth, and isn't going to penetrate the disguise.))
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I really did not desire to have to make some sort of nullpost, but I suppose it is necessary. The scans reveal nothing but a static-ridden screeching noise resonating throughout the bounds of eternity. The runes glow with amethyst energy.
As for the purpose of this artifact, that's for you to discover. Oh, apologies. Introductions. Alright, everyone, tape your eyeballs open and light something on fire because for the first time in seventeen millennium, you're about to get a glimpse beyond the gray curtain of reality into the kaleidoscopic anarchy that lies beyond. For the next fifty minutes or so, you can bask in my unworthy, useless presence, while I just stay here. Watching.
Interweaving threads of amethyst erupt from the runes, and slowly weave themselves into the shape of a Minecraft avatar. Several seconds later, it forms into a perfect replica of my avatar, its hue purely shades of violet. Hah.
/null
>Flashy, but effective. 7.3/10
>Hello, Erelye. I wasn't expecting to see you here.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Eric glares coldly at Erelye.
If you're trying to plant some sort of eldritch abomination 'vision' in here, then get out.
There are people in here who wouldn't handle it well, and I personally have already stared into depths of the Void at the outer gods.
They blinked first.
Outer gods aren't nearly as scary as everyone believes them to be.
Once you have the right shielding against their psychic aura of madness, they become little more than overgrown calamari with bad attitudes.
I have discovered this first hand.
As have iterations of Yog Sothoth, Cthulhu, and Nyarlathotep.
There's a lot of things you learn while training to become a runic warrior.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
This is going to be interesting. I appreciate the greeting, Net. Anyhow, I raise my hands upwards slightly, as if in some sort of inconsequential self-defense, before lower them.
Yeesh, kid, relax. I'm not going to plant some sort of hallucinatory centerstone in the middle of a refugee camp. I may be a madman craving for knowledge, but I am not a psychopathic mass-chaos instigator. There are several problems with your arguments. Firstly, I don't think you actually know what ALL of the Outer Gods are. I can almost certainly say that you glanced at those of the Noble Circle, at most. You have not dealt with the Nine, those who happened to be independent, and the Two, likely due to the fact that they are concepts of reality. As such, you cannot have interacted with ANY iterations of Yog-Sothoth, Nyarlathotep, or any other Outer God bearing a position greater than that of a member of the Noble Circle, unless you can claim to have met space-time or chaos in their entirety, which is impossible. The Great Old Ones are fair game, however. They are mere priests, and nothing of particular importance. On that matter, do not even get me started on the Squid. I'm not even permitted to say anything about it beyond this sentence. Regardless, your boasts mean very little, seeing as there cannot be iterations of the aforementioned beings either, save perhaps the Great Old Ones. You cannot have multiples of the same fundamental concept. You can have slightly altered concepts, certainly, but they are by no means the same being. Every concept exists individually, spread out across all of existence in a singular fashion, and perhaps even within fragments of nonexistence. Furthermore, they are not all massive writhing tentaclebeasts hungering for flesh. Do not take the whims of reality lightly; perhaps there is nothing we can do against it but flee into hypothetical realms of nonexistence and decanonization. The so-called aura of madness is naught but ambient psionic whispers and sheer power. I will be the first to admit that they do not inspire any form of terror or fear in any way whatsoever.
Now, if you will allow me, I'll continue to stand here, serving as some sort of overwatch.
I tip what appears to be Providence's Topper.
/null
[RPNULL]
((Piono, you really have no idea what you are talking about. Period. I don't personally hold sauce to Erelye either, but...Yog-Sothoth is literally space-time. Nyatherloep is chaos itself, as well as all of wrongdoing ever. Both are Overdeities in the Tropes Pantheon, something not even the Godmodder boasts. ((I have my own Plans for Nyatherloep as well, while I'm at it, but I'm just saying that)). Eric is not fighting the Godmodder one-on-one anytime soon by the statistics you have given, the Godmodder being a Greater God, while you yourself GM'd a fellow Greater God (Rayquaza) into doing 5 points of Damage in a strike. By that logic, an Overdeity could solo him and actually kill him with some creativity. As for Cthulhu...Great Old One (which he is) is not high on the scale of things Eldritch. Granted, if he's got Overdeity status as well (didn't check him) or something similar, blame popularity power. Granted...All but their status as Trope Pantheon gods are from Erelye, and my interpretation of his character is that he is hallucinating what he is finding out on the eldritch front to some degree. WHAT degree is debatable, but I'm going to case that, as you're not gonna be fighting the Godmodder anytime soon, they'd all have torn you to shreds no matter what you had. Unless one was a summon of something literally that big, and I wouldn't count it as your kill at that point. tl;dr, except maybe Cthulhu, you'd be destroyed if there was even a fight.))
((Now, for comedy.))
The noise stops in the other room, static fills everyone's vision, and a Golden Animatronic Bear with some wear and tear (a few missing pieces here and there from the suit, but otherwise fairly functional), holding a Hydra...Item...Appears. The door has opened and a bag of used Animatronic Parts and stuff are laying about for some other lucky sucker to find. Assuming that finding a bag filled with Animatronic Parts is lucky.
"SO. WHAT IS IT THAT I MISSED. WHY AM I NEEDED SO URGENTLY THAT YOU WALKED INTO MY IMPROPTU DRESSING ROOM. OR ALTERNATIVELY, IS IT SUCH THAT YOU LITERALLY CANNOT READ THE MOST COMMON LANGUAGE IN THE MULTIV-WAIT WHAT IS THIS."
The Animatronic warps to in front of the door, arm extended, static blurring all vision. Even the supernaturally aided forms of vision.
"WHERE IS THE SIGN. IT SAID 'DO NOT ENTER, ANIMATRONIC SHELL CHANGING IN PROGRESS.' WHO REMOVED THE [REDACTED] SIGN? WHO DID IT? YOU WERE ALL HERE, YOU MUST HAVE SEEN WHO DID IT? I ONLY HAD ONE OF THOSE THINGS, YOU KNOW, AND FOR SOME REASON I AM FORBIDDEN FROM ALL BEDROOMS, PERIOD. I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHY. DON'T EVEN ASK."
"...IT WAS THE ENRAGEMENT CHILD. WASN'T IT. [REDACTED] IS ALWAYS STEALING MY [REDACTED]. I LITERALLY HAD TO GO GLUE THIS TO MY HAND HERE, THE HYDRA [REDACTED]. DO YOU UNDERSTAND, HOW UTTERLY STUPID THAT IS? TO GLUE A [REDACTED] [REDACTED] TO MY [REDACTED] HAND, TO KEEP IT FROM BEING STOLEN?"
The Animatronic-presumably Golden Freddy to anyone with a brain-was speaking without moving anything at all, which was kind of creepy in its own way, but let's face facts. He glued a Hydra...Item to his hand.
"AND ALSO. WHO IS DISSING MY DRINKING BUDDY YOG? HOW I BECAME DRINKING BUDDIES WITH YOG IS A LONG STORY. AND IT IS BEST NOT TOLD. NARRATIVE REDACTIONS ARE INVOLVED, COPIOUSLY."
Golden Freddy was talking right over Erelye right up until the Squid was mentioned. Then, static, and Golden Freddy was standing right next to Erelye's hologram.
"WHAT. NO. NO. HOW. HOW EVEN. I THOUGHT. NO. HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THAT [REDACTED]LORD? DON'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT MORE. WE ARE NOT DOING THAT [REDACTED] [REDACTED] AGAIN, THAT THING WAS A HEADACHE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW STUPID THAT [REDACTED] IS. LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT. LET'S NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT TALKING ABOUT IT. THAT [REDACTED] IS [REDACTED] UP. AND ALSO. [REDACTED] IN GENERAL."
((Let's not go too deep into discussion about the Squid, and the Squid Ink Incident. 'Not traditionally killable' sums it up in 3 words.))
I pull out a phone, dial in some random numbers, letters, and runic symbols, then hold it up to the side of my drone's head.
"Yeah, is this... Yeah... The, um... Okay, you know Erelye and Eric? Well, they appear to be having a talk about you guys... ... ...Does that- don't you unpronouncable me, mister. Yes, I'm aware that you're still mad about that one time... Look, I didn't know she was your goddamn girlfriend! You never told me!... No, I don't... How did you hear about that?"
/funnynull
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
/null because there's no reason to do an actual post... And what about holograms? Its some kind of more figurative sight? Sorry about that.
Wilson stretches out slowly and lazily. He also seems to be humming the lyrics to something. Without looking up and sounding like he's half falling asleep, he replies,
♪hm hm hm♫... ♫hm hm♪... sight... that sounds nice... ♪hm hm♫...
He stops humming for a while, actually thinking about what the drone said. Suddenly, he stops stretching out and gets up, tense again and cringes defensively.
Wait, no! neural interf- no! I- I... ... I'd like to keep my control of my own body, thank you very much! I've grown to like it quite a bit after all, so there's no way I'm giving it away for some short term convenience!
He stays in his cringing position for quite a while before replying to Blue, more nervous than he was before.
... ... I still have it actually... although I haven't had much of a chance to use it. Not like that matters though because I forgot to ask you how to even use it... The card is in my ender pouch... I'm pretty sure anyway.
On hearing the question about his ride out, his ears fall and he looks down sheepishly.
Oh... I... I'm sor- I forgot about that... Well, not exactly forgot... but I had to get out of that tower fast and... this was the closest... Do... do you want me to leave with you? I don't really mind one way or another... its not like I had any plan of where to go...
((Well then, Golden Freddy. This will be interesting. Innocence meeting... not exactly innocence given how this version of Golden Freddy seems to come from the 5 Nights at- ... the RPG Maker spin off of the original horror game, lets say.))
Flinching every time Golden Freddy swears, Wilson stands around somewhat awkwardly. He didn't actually know someone else had entered the room because he had no vision to be blurred with static. After a while, he seems to get angry and starts moving his ears back more. Finally, he objects, saying,
Whoever is swearing so much, could you please cut it out? I know none of us have exactly had the best of days, but there's no need for that. Swearing like that is really unnecessary and comes across as immature.
Said Wilson oppressively. Heh.
@Ereyle & Tazz: ... ... ... I actually am genuinely terrified of those Eldritch Gods or whatever. Not because they embody chaos or sin or whatever (saying anything is chaos just makes no sense. You can't steal the identity of an abstract concept.), but because they actually seem to be symbolic of my fears of being GM. I'm scared that people are going to have Eldritch Gods and stuff and they have specific rules that have to be followed and I'll have no clue what those rules are. I just can't keep track of all those proper nouns. Then everyone will judge me silently forever and ever. Of course, all of this is assuming I'm the next GM/co-GM and I'm not sure how arrogant saying that I'm the most likely candidate is.
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Although it really annoys me when people compare the IC power of two things from different lines of RP. That's pointless because it makes it a competition between two players and either player can say "oh, but mine also does X!". At the end of the day, in actual, real OOC power, the trained assassin who is an expert in firearms and 17 martial combat styles is just as strong as the nervous, fidgety guy who dislikes violence and collects art.
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And while I'm semi ranting, I might as well say this. The whole concept of Lovecraftian horror is to play on our feelings of being helpless against the monsters that lurk outside the campfire's light. There are things that are so powerful and ancient, we literally cannot even imagine how strong they are. So, I don't feel like it translates well into RPs with other people because most of the effect is lost as soon as you slap an HP bar on Cthulhu and turn it a Munchkin Squidzilla. The point of Eldritch Gods is that no matter how strong or cunning you are, you just can't do anything against them. Your piddly little fishing boat does nothing. On the other hand, the point of DTG is that everyone can chip in a little strength or cunning to bring down the great evil. ... For that matter, a lot of horror doesn't cross over well with other types of media in my opinion.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.